#anyway yeah :) i love seeing gengar. i love seeing my fucking boy.

[skeletalheartattack]

I love reading your tags on gengar posts because I ABSOLUTELY agree with how you think

Gengar is THE creature ever,,, he's so evil and purple and jelly bean and I love him

im gonna be real with you. he's got that damn swag in him. first place. number one prize. we love him because hes always making that driving car penis face. yeah can we get three more in here pronto.

yeah that's what im fucking talking about

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #663: Brother Meets Girlfriends (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

Dark Pit: (Turns to Pit) Pit, this is Misako and Kyoko. The two Girlfriends I told you guys. (Turns to Misako and Kyoko) And girls, this is my idiot of a brother, Pit.

Pit: (Gives Dark Pit a Deadpinned Look) Did you have to call me that?

Dark Pit: Yeeeup.

Kyoko: (Already Amaze) Wooooah....You guys almost look like twins!

Pit: (Smiles Sheepishly at The Duo) Yeah. Well you see, that's because Pitto here is actually a clone of mine from Mirror of Truth. Which is basically a mirror that shows a dark side of yourself.

Misako: Huh. Neat. (Turns to Dark Pit) Do I'm guessing you're his alter, dark ego or something?

Dark Pit: (Shrugged) Pretty much. (Points at Pit with his Thumb) Even still, Pit-Stain here is the biggest goody two shoes on the face of the earth. Too much of wuss to be rebellious like yours truly.

Pit: (Pouts at Dark Pit) Hey! That's not true! I did rebellious things before!!

Dark Pit: (Crosses his Arms) Oh really? Like what?

Pit: Like!......Uhh........ S-Stuff!!

Dark Pit: See? He's doesn't have an inch of badness in him, even when I came out of that mirror.

Pit: (Crosses his Arms While Looking Away from his Twin) ('Hmph') Whatevs. Who needs all of that anyways when you have pure heart of gold?

Dark Pit: (Smirks at Pit) You're more like a pure heart of stupidity if you ask me.

Pit: (Glares at Dark Pit) Shut up!

Misako: (Stares at the Two Angels Bickering at One Another) Those two really are brothers alright.

Kyoko: (Giggles Softly at the Scene) I know, right? It's kind of cute!~

Misako: (Puts on a Smirk on her Face) Yeah. And dorky at the same.

Kyoko: (Gently Swats Misako's Arm) Be nice!

Pit: (Turns Back to Duo with a Bright Smile on his Face) So anyways, ladies, are you two up for some batch of cookies? Our princess mom, Peach, managed to bake them before she left.

Misako: (Raised an Eyebrow in a bit of Confusion) Princess Mom? I thought your moms are a Goddess and a Witch.

Dark Pit: Yeah, but that's two out of seven of them in total. We got a lot of moms in this mansion.

Pit: And they're all great.

Misako: Huh. Also neat. But anyways, yeah. We wouldn't mind getting some cookies. (Turns to Kyoko) Does that sound good to you, babe?

Kyoko: (Smiles Excitedly) Good? That's sounds amazing already!~ I want some too!~

Dark Pit: I'll get the cookies and hot tea from the kitchen.

Pit: Wait. You.... really wanna do that?

Dark Pit: Yeah. It's no trouble. Plus, you guys do need to get to know each other some more sooooo..... I'll....(Makes His Way to the Which) Be right back.

Misako: (Smirks at his Boyfriend) Don't keep us waiting for too long, babe~

Kyoko: Yeah. We'll miss you like crazy if you do!~

Dark Pit: (Wave at the Guys While Walking to the Kitchen) Yeah yeah. I won't be in there too long.....

Pit: 'Kay! (Turns to Misako and Kyoko) Sooooooooo.....If you girls don't mind me asking, when did you two and Pitto first met?

Misako: A couple of months ago. First time we met, he helped us fight off a couple that were messing with us. Then after that, we started hanging out, till eventually, we....(Starts Blushing a Little) began dating one another~

Kyoko: (Smiles Brightly) We're practically a three-way couple!~

Pit: Aww~ That's so sweet~ You know, Pitto talks highly about you two when he first told us about your relationship with him. Mostly about how much he loves the both of you and everything.

Misako: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise as Her Blush Turns Bright Red)

Kyoko: ('GASPS') Really!?~

Pit: (Smiles Softly) Yeah. He seems really happy when he does it too. You girls really are that important to him and it definitely shows.

Kyoko: (Heart Already Melted in Pure Happiness as She Turns to Misako) Are you hearing this, Misako? Pitto-Kins really do love us!!~

Misako: Yeah......(Smiles A Little) I know~ (Turns Back to Pit) S-So...Does this mean that you're cool with the three us dating each other?

Pit: (Smiles Brightly) Of course! What kind of brother I would be if I didn't a-PPROVE!? (Has his Hand Pulled in by Kyoko)

Kyoko: Ooooh!~ (Happily Shakes Pit's Hands) Thank you so much, Pit! We promise we'll be the best girlfriends Pitto-Kins can ever ask for! I swear!~

Misako: Yeah. (Takes Kyoko's Hands Off of Pit's Hand) What she said. Thanks, man.

Pit: (Chuckles Lightly) No problem. (Rubbing the Back of his Head Back and Forth) I wish I could here with you guys a little longer, but I already promised Viridi that I would meet up with her in town. She's the Goddess of Nature, in case you were wondering.

Misako: There are a lot of neat things involving you guys, aren't there?

Pit: (Chuckles Lightly) More or less. (Makes his Way to the Door) If Pitto wonders where I went off to, you mind telling him that I'm in town for me?

Misako: Not at all. We got you covered.

Kyoko: (Happily Waves at Pit) Have fun with your date with your Goddess of Nature girlfriend, Pit!

Pit: (Smiles Brightly) Thanks. You guys have fun too! (Opens the Door But... Didn't Go Outside Just Yet) Oh and.... There's one more thing I wanna tell you guys right fast.

Misako: Really? What is it?

Pit: (Turns Around and Gives the Two Girls a.... Surprisingly Hard Pierce Glares) If I ever hear you two break my brother's heart, physically or emotionally, I will NOT hesitate to make the both of you very. sorry. You got that?

Kyoko: (Eyes and Mouth Widened in Complete Shock and Fear)

Misako: (Eyes Widened as Well While Being Almost Completely Speechless) Y-Y-Yeah....Sure. We definitely got the message loud and clear.

Pit: (Stares at the Duo For a Few Seconds Before Smiling Brightly Again) Okay! Thank you for understanding. (Happily Waves at the Girls While Walking Out) See you guys later!

'Door Closed'

Misako: (Still Surprised on What Just Happened) ........I did not expect him to be this scary.....

Kyoko: Me neither........(Smiles Brightly) But at least he seems to like us.

Misako: (Nodded in Agreement) Yeah. (Thank God for that.....)

Dark Pit: (Walks Back into the Living Room with a Tray of Cookies and Teacups) ('Sigh') I'm finally finished making the dumb tea......Hey. (Starts Looking Around the Room and Noticed Someone was Missing) Where did Pit-Stain go?

Misako: He went out to the town. Said that he has to meet up with a girl named Viridi.

Dark Pit: (Shrugged) Eh. I can believe that. (Puts the Tray Down on the Coffee Table in Front of the Sofa) So how was your conversation with him went along.

Misako: Pretty good. He seems pretty nice.

Kyoko: And scary.

Dark Pit: (Eyes Widened in Surprised) Wait. What? Pit-Stain actually managed to scared you two?

Misako: Yeeeup. You should've seen it. The way he glares at us when was about to leave the mansion.... He's almost like a complete different person, if you ask any of us.

Dark Pit: (Still in Disbelief) You're serious?

Kyoko: (Simply Nodded) Mmhmm. It's true.

Dark Pit: (Facepalms Himself) I don't fucking believe this.....That dumbass couldn't even scare off Kirby if he tries! How was he able to intimated you guys?

Misako: (Place her Hand on Dark Pit's Shoulder on One Side) Babe, we can worry about all of that later.

Kyoko: (Place her Hand on Dark Pit's Other Shoulder as She and Misako Made Him Sit Down on the Sofa With Them) Right now it's time for you to spend some quality time with your two amazing girlfriends.

Dark Pit: ('Ugh') Fiiiine...(Takes the Remote from the Table and Used it to Turn on the TV)

Before the dark angel could try and change the channel, Both Misako and Kyoko suddenly gives him a big kiss on both of his respective cheeks.

Dark Pit: (Immediately Begins to Blush from his Girlfriends' Kisses) What was all of that for?....N-Not that I have a problem with it for anything...

Misako: (Smiles Softly While Hugging DP's Arm on her Side) That's loving us~

Kyoko: (Happily Hugs DP's Other Arm on her Side) And for being the most amazing Edgy Angel Boi we've ever known and love!!~ We're so happy to have you as our boyfriend~

Misako: Yeah. (Starts Blushing Herself) We love you a lot~

Dark Pit: (Blush Turns Bright Red) O-Oh! Uh...Thanks. (Finally Begins to Smile a Little) I love you guys too~ Thank you for being my girlfriends.

@keyenuta

@26shann

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@chompycroc

@gengar-sans

@albion-93

@ma-lemons

[dani-aka-that-one-namechanger]

@totallycorrectghostpokemonquotes here ya go XD

Froslass: Gengar, you would not believe what I saw this morning when I was folding laundry! It was the most amazing thing!

Gengar: Was it the ghost of Rotom rising from the grave to take the region back to its proud Kantonian way?

Froslass: No. No, it wasn’t.

Gengar: Shame…

Froslass: It was an alien!

Gengar: WHAT?!

Froslass: I know! I just got done starching and I saw it! It was so bright and so shiny and I almost dropped the iron on the cat because it was so amazing!

Gengar: And you’re sure it wasn’t Spiritomb and the Russians?

Froslass: No sweetie, I’m sure it wasn’t Spiritomb and the Russians.

Gengar: Well, damn again… now how should I know that what you saw was actually some sort of extra-terrestrial and not some sort of weather balloon or Soviet Russia's Invasion?

Froslass: Because I’m your wife, Gengar, not some power hungry communist or a big weather balloon flying around.

Gengar: But you’re a woman.

Froslass, laughing: Of course I’m a woman sweetie!

Gengar: …Right. But there’s no way of confirming what you saw was an alien coming to Earth or not.

Froslass: Well I saw it, and… and Polteageist across the street saw it too! We were both doing our laundry and we both saw it at the same time!

Gengar: Hmmm… another woman. I’ll call up her husband Shedinja, we fought together back in the war and he should be able to confirm what this whole ordeal is about.

Froslass: Perfect! I’ll go and make deviled eggs and Jell-O pudding and talk politics! Maybe even this time I can vote for myself.

Gengar: Great idea! I love Jell-O pudding! Let me call Shedinja up right now. *Talking to Shedinja* Hello Shedinja, me and my woman here would like for you and your woman to come over and talk about things. Alright. Sounds great. See you at 4. Arceus Bless Kanto. Death to Spiritomb. Okay. Buh-Bye. *to Froslass* They’ll be here at 4. I’m going to read the newspaper.

Froslass: Do you think she’ll make something? Last year when we were celebrating the 4th, do you remember when she brought the tuna fish casserole? I never thought to use onions! Onions of all ingredients! And then she brought the quilted napkins and I told her, I said “Polteageist, I just can’t belie-“

Gengar: Null matters woman, her tuna casserole tasted like pesto and regret. Don’t bother me anyway, as I am reading the newspaper. Oh, seems here, a bird Pokémon named Decidueye wants to make Pokémon equal.

Froslass: He’ll probably get shot somewhere in Cerulean City.

Gengar: You’re probably right. Says here Sears and Roebuck are going to make more catalog houses in the area. They’ll never go bankrupt!

Froslass: No chance!

Gengar, laughing: Ah… I trained you right.

*Shedinja rushes in*

Shedinja: Gengar!

Gengar: By Arceus, Shedinja! I haven’t seen you since the war!

Shedinja: Still smoke without a filter?

Gengar: Still a lazy drunk that cries when your mother writes?

Shedinja: You dog! So good to see you!

*Polteageist enters*

Polteageist: Did somebody ask for tuna casserole!

Gengar and Shedinja: NOPE!

Froslass: I did! Oh and it smells the same as it did last year!

Gengar: You two go off and do something feminine while we talk about things we believe are too logical for you to understand.

Froslass and Polteageist: Okay!

*Froslass and Polteageist leave*

Gengar: So Shedinja, when I go home today, Froslass said the wildest thing to me!

Shedinja: Did Rotom rise from the grave to bring Kanto back to its true form?

Gengar: Sadly no.

Shedinja: Damn.

Gengar: But what she did say was particularly peculiar and that’s why I wanted to have you over for dinner. She said she that she along with your wife, saw an alien in the sky this morning!

Shedinja: An alien, you say… not a communist invasion lead by Spiritomb?

Gengar: No, I already got rid of that idea.

Shedinja: Weather balloon?

Gengar: That too. What I’m worried about is that if she is right, we’re going to have to tell the paper, and then there’s going to be people everywhere and the military is going to come…

Shedinja: Not to mention that we’re going to have to admit they’re right.

Gengar: That too! I just haven’t been able to make up my mind on whether she saw an alien or not!

Shedinja: Here’s an idea; let’s eat dinner and test them to see if they actually saw aliens. If what they say makes sense, we’ll call the paper and tell them that what they saw and… *rambling*

*Froslass and Polteageist enter*

Froslass: We’re back, you two!

Gengar: *to Shedinja* But they’re women!

Froslass and Polteageist: We are!

Froslass: Gengar, I don’t know why you keep saying that. I’m obviously a woman, you know… how we’re trying to have a baby…

Shedinja: You found a good one.

Gengar: I really did.

Shedinja: Mine just wants to talk about artifacts all the time.

Polteageist: You know Gengar, I’ve been meaning to ask you about where you got your little Tapu fellow at, he’s just so cute!

Gengar: You weren’t kidding.

Shedinja: Not one bit.

Gengar: I hope she has good child-bearing hips. Do you folks want to start dinner?

Everyone: Of course!

Gengar: Great. Froslass, take it away!

Froslass: Okay. What do you want me to take?

Gengar: You- you- you- Just bring the food woman.

Froslass: Oh… okay!

Shedinja: Like a dog, Docile.

Gengar: Exactly. Polteageist, would you mind saying grace? I feel like I haven’t heard a word from you this evening!

Polteageist: That’s how you boys like it! I’ll start if you insist. Dear figure of omnipotence, may you rest in peace somewhere peaceful, like Poni Wilds or somewhere close to that.

Froslass: I hear Alola is quite nice this time of year.

Polteageist: And they have the world’s biggest artifact museum in their region!

Shedinja: Hush woman! Proceed.

Polteageist: Anyway Mr. Arceus, I hope you can do all the things we want in the world or something like that. Also, I really hope my casserole doesn’t flop, last 4th of July, I put way too much pesto in it.

Gengar: I told you, Froslass. I told you.

Polteageist: Oh, and don’t forget to get rid of my dad’s cancer. Amen!

*silence*

Gengar: That was beautiful Polteageist. Now let’s dig into this tuna casserole and-- OH MY ARCEUS!

Froslass, Shedinja, and Polteageist: What?

Gengar: AN ALIEN!

*a ridiculously colored Blacephalon enters*

Blacephalon: Hey guys, did I make it into Alola?

*everyone starts screaming*

Gengar: By Arceus!

Froslass: It’s an alien!

Shedinja: From another planet!

Polteageist: That somehow speaks English!

*silence… then contunied screaming*

Gengar, holding a chair: Fend off, satanic being or this chair will be perpetually stuck in your face!

Blacephalon: What do you mean?

Gengar: I mean, I will beat the devil outta you, you devilish foe!

Blacephalon: Why are you talking like that?

Gengar: I… Don’t know.

Blacephalon: Well anyway, do any of you guys know where Alola is?

Polteageist: Why do you want to go to Alola?

Blacephalon: Well, you see, I was initially planning on Galar but then my other alien friend, Lunala, was all like “Nah, man, Alola.” and I was all like “Alola?” and she was all like “Alola!” so yeah…she died on entry but I still wanted to play the slots, ya know?

Froslass: We’re in Kanto.

Blacephalon: Now how far is that from Alola?

Froslass: Very far… from Alola.

Blacephalon: Oh…

Shedinja: Listen here, you white freak! What’s going to happen to you is that I am going to go next door, grab my M1, come right back here, and shoot you in the face!

Blacephalon: No, you’re not.

*Blacephalon kills Shedinja*

Gengar: By Arceus! Why have you done this? Such horror is none I’ve ever seen before!

Blacephalon: Look, buddy, you really gotta stop talking like that. It’s weird.

Gengar: You’re weird.

Blacephalon: Uh, yeah. I’m an alien. So, I killed him because he was going to kill me first. And I’ll kill you if you keep talking like that. *starts mocking Gengar*

*Froslass and Polteageist laugh at Gengar*

Gengar: That’s not fair.

Blacephalon: Well, life isn’t fair, kiddo. Trust me, I’ve been alive for 3 million years.

Gengar: That explains the wrinkles-

Blacephalon: Thin fucking ice Gengar! You are walking on thin fucking ice!

Gengar: Wait, how do you know my name?

Blacephalon: The person writing this script made an error. Listen, what I’m going to do is that I’m going to take a straight shot from here to Alola, making a stop for some Kantonian BBQ, make a fortune on slots, and spend the rest of my life as an alcoholic in Hau'oli City. This *kicks Shedinja* never happened.

Froslass: Wait a second… make a fortune?

Blacephalon: Yeah baby. You, me, and all of the money in the world!

Polteageist: Can I come along? I hear Alola has the biggest artifact collection in the world!

Blacephalon: Sure thing suga, go outside and warm up our ride.

Froslass: You fly an alien spaceship?

Blacephalon: Actually, I rented a Buick. It’s got leather seats though!

Polteageist: Leather?! *knocks over Gengar to EXIT*

Gengar: You- you can’t just do that to me!

Froslass: I’m sorry Gengar, it’s just that he’s so charming and he’s going to make good money, and his Buick has leather seats!

Blacephalon: So does my regular spaceship.

Froslass: And his spaceship too!

Gengar: That is kinda cool. Just one thing before you take my wife and go for BBQ and slot machines…what planet are you from?

Blacephalon: *puts on MLG glasses* Planet Cool. Come on woman, let’s go eat some brisket and make interstellar love, ratio 2 to 1.

Froslass: You had me at brisket!

Blacephalon: Oh, and don’t forget that tuna casserole, Gengar. I smell pesto!

*Blacephalon and Froslass leave arm-in-arm*

[hyphypmic]

@significant other of babe asked: hypmic bois in the pokémon universe please :3c

Okay just saying, I don’t know as much as you do so we’re keeping it to Kanto/Jyoto/Sinnoh/Hoenn  yay but idk abt who goes where so anyway!

Ichiro

Fire type! He loves the fire type Pokémon

And he would definitely choose Charmander as his starter because he’s Ichiro like that

And later on in life he’s like Red (if you know him) or like a very strong trainer

Because he had his Delinquent days (and he highkey detached himself from his brothers so he could go around and win battles and get money for them you know kinda like TDD) so he had his edgy fire squad

And like he explored everywhere, kind of being a general badass and earning his reputation by beating the gyms and all that

but then he matured over the course of his journey (and he learned a ton of new shit) and went back to go around with his brothers and willingly goes through the journey with them so he can help them out

Plus he missed them so he needs to make up for it and they forgive him later on yay

But yes, loves fire type and is very very skilled when it comes to training, battling, motivating, LOVING, and taking care of Pokemon

And okay like I rly see him being a mentor for his brothers and just one day showing off his moves with his fucking charizard and letting saburo uwu ride on it AHHHH

I don’t think he would go for gym leader because he’s more of an adventure boy

Jiro

He tries to live up to his brother and stuff even if he’s kinda resentful he left for a bit, but he’s over it you know

Ichiro would give him the starter pokemon

Like tbh I think Ichiro would give him a Piplup (I’m basic I’m sorry) and like really give him tons of advice

And yes he does challenge saburo on a near daily basis

And ichiro allows this because training, though Jiro won’t get it through his head that a full out offensive isn’t the way to go, though Ichiro figures that he’ll get over it

Anyway, moving on, that’s basically Jiro’s arc and like the buster bros would become like a unit and it would be so cool to see them battle around

And he’s also an adventure boy and really hates it when Saburo delays for some knowledge pursuit

Like he would bring out his also eager Pokemon to drag saburo away like even the piplup gets unto it and tries to drag saburo away from the pursuit of knowledge

Saburo

Quite literally a Pokemon nerd

No really he would probably be the first of the bros to complete his Pokédex like he would finish it

And his goal isn’t like to BATTLE BATTLE BATTLE or WAR WAR WAR it’s literally to gotta catch them all because he’s in the pursuit of knowledge that way

I rly see him having like an Eevee (if any of you play let’s go Eevee) or just not a typical starter Pokemon you know

Ichiro would probably end up giving him an eevee anyway because he knows an Eevee would appeal to like Saburo because it’s an extraordinary type of pokemon

He would love his eevee to the death and would dress it up in all these cute outfits

And yeah he’s a tough guy to battle, but you’ll more likely find him just enjoying the actual pokemon instead of battling

And he’s also p good at strategising when it comes to pokemon and he helps out his brothers

Is very happy with the journey and all that  

Samatoki

Definitely a gym leader, like really because reasons I rly see him being one

And oh my god I see him with a fucking Lucario like!!!!!

And he would love his pokemon to the death and all

And yeah he would be in charge of a fighting type of Pokemon or like that would be his specialty because he’s Samatoki sama aka mr ha ko on the microphone

And yeah he would probably have a side job as a yakuza, but like gym is life and he’s really aggressive but also very very smart when it comes to his attacks

Like even if he’s up against a higher level or like a psychic type, he will come out on top and beat the opposition

Anyway, his origin story is like he just wants to show everyone how strong he is and how that no matter how many times you get beat down, you have to keep going back up

And when he roams around or like helps people train in his own gym, he has a strict way of teaching, but also somewhat understanding and his tips really do help those who visit his gym

Very much open to receiving challenges because he needs to fight oh yeah

He also explored a lot of places and has a shit ton of influence, but the gym and his city is really his home

Team rocket aint fucking with him

Jyuto

Electric type! Is his type!

And yeah srsly just imagine him in that blue Pokemon police uniform hmmm

Also glasses are tilted and touched a lot because that’s the Pokemon trope with the eyeglass glare and everything

Though he’s a kind of corrupt cop, but doesn’t associate with team rocket because you know, exploitation of Pokemon

Though he spies a lot so he has a lot of connections and he’s like the in10se police spy that would be able to find his way in the underground

Like a spy with a position in team rocket oh yeah

And how he meets Samatoki is that Samatoki got into a fight with a team rocket and Jyuto had to subtly subdue said team rocket member

Anyway, yes electric type Pokemon and I really see him with a Luxray because he be cool like that

But seeing him with a shinx you can RIP my soul and send me to heaven because that shit is adorable

Riou

He’s probably also a gym leader

Basically MTC consists of two gym leaders and a cop

Literally Lt. Surge and except he would most likely love grass type pokemon or bug type, or anything you can find in the woods because survival life

Because he’s a woods kind of boy and he spends most of his time with wild pokemon and befriending them before catching them

DO YOU SEE HIM WITH A FUCKING BULBASAUR???? Like???? I really do and it would be so fucking cute to see him with all the little oddish and the Butterfree and the Beautifly and the weedles

This man can have my soul because I can really see him with his flower Pokemon like Venusaur and Meganium and a Vileplume and a Tropius (I know banana but still)

He would love him the grass Pokemon and the bug type

Anyway, yeah he’s all about that survival so his gym is quite the labyrinth, complete with traps

And sometimes he just goes out to roam and spend time with the Pokemon while shirtless :>>>

Ramuda

“Anything cute!” Like he would have a cue Pokemon out and walking with him

But when he brings out his arsenal it’s like really strong Pokemon, though he would probably favor fairy type Pokemon, though there would be a mix of dark type also

I really see him with a Gengar and causing little mischiefs because why not

He also loves fashion so he would really be the champion of those beauty pageants with all his deceptively cute Pokemon like wigglytuff and everyone thinks he’s just superficial and can’t battle for shit

But then face him off and it’s just a complete disaster and you’re going to be wrecked

Like he knows how to deceive and use his Pokemon’s weaknesses to their advantages and he knows the tricks of the trade, all while looking great

i don’t think he would be in the elite four, he would just be one of those freakishly strong trainers that would just pop in every once in a while

Mostly occupies his time with designing, but yeah, pretty good in battle as well

Gentaro

Ghost type!!!! Like he would love the ghost type pokemon or the psychic type because he’s mysterious that way

Or like psychic

Because I see him with an Alakazam and in general probably live in a quiet house with all of his Pokemon

And he would have a soft spot for his mimikyu because he’s the type

Probably would stay in Lavender town because he’s lavender jk no it’s because he’s the type to chill out in the outskirts and have these mystic Pokemon

Still pretty focused on his writing and some training philosophy and what not

And he would be really just calm and cool, but very defensive of his Pokemon because he will protect them with his life

But he houses this garbage rat (dice) who is completely hopeless but yeah Pokemon

And he would be p respectful of Pokemon and be pretty spiritual about it

But in battle he’s pretty dangerous because he’s an author and knows what he’s doing

Dice

I see him having a Persian or a Meowth because he’s nyaaa that way

But in general he would favor normal type Pokemon because there quite intriguing

Also I rly see him chilling around with a rattata because he’s such a garbage rat himself

And he probably doesn’t have a lot of Pokemon because he’s broke and can’t afford poke balls

But very much like Riou, he makes friends with the stray Pokemon or those neglected by their owners

Can do well in battle, but is unfortunately addicted to the gaming places even if his Pokemon try to drag him away from it

It doesn’t help that meowth is dragging him inside and everyone is just trying to stop him

Though dice would have a very unorthodox fighting style and would probably nickname all his Pokemon because he’s dice that way

Jakurai

I see this fucker as an elite four member so they become elite five

And like okay basically!!! You know how you have to fight all the elite four, he would be like the surprise level at the end and he’s very much god tier, like he would specialise in psychic/dragon/dark/flying type, you know that kind of mystic vibe

And he’s just on a level of his own!!! So like he’s very cool and that, and he’s kind as well, like he doesn’t spend most of his time in his seat of power or whatever and he goes around helping people and being a doctor because he likes helping people and Pokemon

But srsly, most people are in such awe of him and he’s just slaying by walking around with a Salamence or a Dragonair or a Dragonite or a fucking Charizard but rly anyway its just me

Or also like an Absol that would be awesome too

Anyway, yeah he really looks so cool, but if you get to meet him, he’s very down to earth and will sit down with you if you want some advice

Doppo

Dark Pokemon like, probably or ghost type of pokemon

I see him with a houndoom! Or like something like that

And he’s pretty anxious and unsure of battling

But if his Pokemon are threatened you have unlocked the beast and he will go on a rampage

Mostly a stressed worker that needs some time to sleep

Usually sleeps with his snorlax or on his slowbro

Like I rly see him just collapsing with a snorlax and sleeping for the entries day

But he would also run and his ghastly would chase after him and his houndoom would prevent him from falling on the tracks and impaling himself

He also shares a room with Hifumi, with his fairy type Pokemon

Srsly, this household has the polar opposites getting along together like the houndoom would take care of the little Pokemon and its pretty wholesome

Probably not that invested in collecting Pokemon and he’s happy with the ones he has

Hifumi

“Anything cute!” No legit he would really have beautiful and cute pokemon like rly pretty but also freakishly strong Pokemon

His clefairy is a thing of legend

And he’s into all that beauty pageant stuff too

And in his club he has his cute electric type Pokemon do their thing along with fairy sparkles and what not

Hifumi with a minun and plusle that’s all that’s all you need to know

Anyway, he loves dressing up his Pokemon, but in host mode, have fun trying to best him in battle because he is really confident in his Pokemon and all that

He might wipe your ass on the floor, unless you’re a girl of course and he’s out of host mode

But in general, all he wants to do is cuddle and play with his Pokemon along with sleeping on the snorlax that doppo sleeps on after a long day at work

[365day2021]

Day 310

Felt like I didn’t really get any sleep but I was up and about around 9am. Got ready and showered and stuff and then went to the Autumn and Kelsey’s hotel. They were getting ready and then we were gonna get breakfast but I realized in the middle I forgot my ID so I went back home to get it. At that point we settled on CFA so I just offered to pick it up on the way back. Got us all chicken sandwich meals (autumn got a deluxe) and we ate at the hotel. After everything was good and they were ready to go we went to the con around like 1245. I then metup with Zaque and we had to watch the funeral at 1 so we split. We went to my car and watched it. In the middle of it tho, zaque pointed out my battery dying and it actually did. So yeah fun I first submitted a statefarm assistance thing and it said it would take an hour. So Zaque literally went outside (in the drizzle and cold) and asked around and he found these guys that helped jump us. Guy’s names was Yoshi and AJ (introduced him/herself I actually can’t tell as Sighcoh) and we offered apple discounts and shit but Zaque actually ended up giving a WAD of 1′s to them which he literally did not have to do. I added AJ on snap and they posted a story thanking us for that and I was just happy they were homies. Man con people are fucking nice. And I felt so bad for Zaque cause he literally spent all that money. But anyway yeah the funeral service was definitely sad and it apparently was open casket which we didn’t see on video so that must’ve been rough. We went inside afterwards and zaque and i walked around cause kelsey and autumn were at a maid cafe and then suddenly zaque had to leave cause his friend justin wasn’t feeling well so we tried to find them and say bye at the hotel next door but couldn’t find em. So we just went back to video game hall and said our goodbye. I kinda was just fooling around and walking around by myself until I finally caught up with them around like 345 which was like 15 mins before the smash tournament. I signed up and checked in and everything but they were still working on bracket 15 minutes later and I asked what the prize was which was a god damn shirt or something so I just changed my mind. I then had a mission cause it’s Rayvn’s birthday today and she told me she liked gengar so I tried to find a little gengar plushie. After looking around for awhile and going back and forth between the group (oh yeah met new people that are coworkers with them Jimel and Kristian and some other dude I don’t remember his name) I finally found one and then we went walking around more and I ended up spending prolly $80 - $90 after that on a little pokemon sculpture thing with gengar at the top, a fox and falco keychain, a no face keychain and a ghost love pin for olivia, a cherry blossom scroll, and I think something else I don’t feel like thinking about rn. But yeah I definitely went shopping and then we finally left around 6ish. I also btw wore Ali from squid game I don’t remember if I mentioned that and I got a good amount of pictures surprisingly. But yeah we left with Ira and we ordered a meat lovers and hawaiian domino’s pizza in the car and then went to walmart to pickup like chips and water and other stuff. We then picked up the pizza and went back to the hotel. The boys from earlier showed up and a couple others like this white couple i didn’t know and a guy named Aldren and we had like a little mini party. I had like half a can of mike’s and 2 shots of crown apple and a shot of soju. But mainly I smoked with Jimel and that was pretty sick. It was a good time and then we went to the rave around close to 10. Aldren had to buy a pass so he did that and then we raved until about 1. Ira left around 12 and I had to leave with her cause she left stuff in my car and then I moved it closer. But yeah at 1 we decided to call it and I took the girl’s back to their hotel. I helped clean and pack my stuff and now i’m here back at joshua’s place. It’s 128 cause daylights ended and YA BOY IS TIRED I’M GONNA HOPEFULLY PASS THE FUCK OUT

[ghostmartyr]

Pokémon Black 2 Randomized Nuzlocke Run [Part 6]

With a great deal of things not going well, we reach the sixth part of this adventure. Who do we still have to work with?

Nessy (Milotic)

Caspet (Gengar)

Vertex (Luxray)

Diego (Gardevoir)

See, we’re fine.

Absolutely fine.

Why is this gen so enthusiastic about interrupting my post-gym walk to the Pokemon Center? Clay talks to Russell about the World Tournament, which I don’t think I have any reason to participate in. I might check it out in case people are dropping items places, but I don’t think there’s anything in it for me. I don’t think I even played it when I wasn’t doing Nuzlocke stuff.

Dang it, I was going to be excited about a new route, but this is the other end of Relic Passage, where we picked up Nessy.

Um no.

Clay, I know you mean well, or at least not badly, but. no? I don’t need to be locked into a tournament thing where the AI hates me. Come on. Just let me gallivant off into the sunset. Don’t make me fight. ;-;

(Also hi Cheren.)

Hm. It looks like I might be allowed to get out of this.

The question is if that’s an illusion or not.

Oh what the heck, let’s be stupid.

The sad thing is that even if I lose, I still have my designated survivors left.

It’s going to be fine.

Oh his Dewott is level 25.

This might actually be fine.

It was! Yay! Yay for overleveled pokemon saving me! Yay for Caspet!

I assume this ends with me facing Colress?

Good, Cheren’s stuck with level 25s too. I wasn’t sure what was going to happen with that. If they’re all stuck at that, this should be okay.

Then again, his second pokemon is a Watchdog.

Hiss.

But it works out, and now I suppose it’s time for Colress. Whose role in the plot I can’t remember for the life of me, even after he showed up in Ultra Sun.

Still 25s, but the first thing out is a Magneton. Steel is a pain. And now Caspet is paralyzed. And confused. Yet still winning, because Caspet is our eternal hero.

Okay, tournament over, and before we can be relieved about that, a Pirate Plasma grunt runs by our little squad of main characters, and Russell and Cheren speed away as Colress expresses confusion at their recklessness.

Cool. I guess I’ll be following them, then.

In a sec.

We’re on a boat.

We’re fighting pirates on a boat.

They poisoned Diego.

Because Diego’s in front and his only attacking move is Magical Leaf.

One Pokemon Center visit later, we handle the rest of the Plasma Pirates, and then the Shadow Triad teleports us off the ship and Russell is all “why I oughta.”

I guess the plot section is done for now, so I’m going to explore the other side of Relic Passage. Where Skarmory lurks. Oooh, and Wartortle in the dust clouds. Wingull is also here. Hi Kakuna.

I don’t have Strength and don’t remember if I’m supposed to at this point. Given my pokemon, if I could use it, I wouldn’t want to replace a slot on anyone, but it would be nice to know. This is why taking months off in the middle of a run doesn’t work out well.

Aww, hi Charmander. And Shelmet.

Yeah, there’s a door I can’t get to without Strength, so I guess the Relic Passage adventure will be cut slightly short.

Can NPCs be banned from having Watchdog?

I guess I’ll start marching back to Chargestone. Diego up front in the hopes that he’ll soon learn something besides Magical Leaf.

This is why the games have you catching pokemon at the levels they do. If you catch them in the wrong spot of their development, it can be really, really awkward.

The plot is never over in this gen.

Oh, he gives us Surf so we can investigate radical temperature drops around the region. Because he doesn’t like the cold. Cheren, you big baby.

But Surf! Nessy, you’ve got yourself a new move!

Aw dang it. One of the scientists offers me a Deerling. Sorry my friend, I only play with the randomized options.

Ah, and I do have Strength. Oh well, not using it.

Gesundheit.

Oh hi Suicune 2.0. I have no interest in catching you. Scoot.

Dang it, the water has Dewott.

For the manyeth time, I regret that I should only ever use the Randomizer in Nuzlockes. I would not have the self-control to ever focus on my team if I had the freedom to catch whatever I wanted. The squad would change up every single badge. It would be ridiculous and takes two hundred hours.

But Dewott.

But new route! What do you have for me, cave of darkness that I don’t care to explore because I really can’t stand it being this dark?

BITCHING.

Heck, how do I catch this.

I don’t have Quick Balls yet.

Ummm.

Well. I think it’s safe to say that Magical Leaf won’t kill it. Right? Right.

Magical Leaf does as close to nothing as it can without being Splash.

And it knows Crunch, so Diego, let’s. get you out. Vertex, buddy, you’re up.

!

Spark paralyzed Rayquaza! Good boy, Vertex.

Now I pretty much have to risk a Bite.

Vertex.

Please do not get a crit. Crits are for fighting, not catching.

Good boy!

Now comes the endless catching. I have one Ultra Ball, and more than twenty Poke Balls and Great Balls each. Rayquaza’s in the red and paralyzed. This should be okay. Unless it knows something horrific that isn’t Crunch.

Ultra Ball fail. Twister. Twister is fine.

Luxury Ball doesn’t even get a roll. Same for round two. Last one gets a roll, but only one. So. Poke Ball and Great Ball spam it is.

Several turns later, no one’s dead and nothing’s caught.

Several turns later, same.

Down to single digit Great Balls.

HA. GUESS WHO WINS THIS ROUND.

...

Does.

Does its pokedex entry really say Sky High Pokemon?

That is perfect.

Names, though. It needs a name. The only character name I can remember from Sky High is Warren’s, and I don’t want to name Rayquaza Warren. Sooo. Names.

Superhero has to be the theme, but what heroes do I actually like that can fly... and aren’t too obvious, sorry Clark. Hmmmm. Oh, got it. This isn’t one I’m familiar with, but after seeing Captain Marvel, gotta go with topical and fun.

Welcome to the team, Photon!

I hope I don’t kill you like I’ve killed all my legendaries before!

And now the journey of getting Diego a useful move continues.

Oh, wait, I’m sorry Photon. I forgot to introduce you properly.

Photon is Timid and very finicky. Cute. Your Speed shall be appreciate for hours to come, hopefully.

Neat, there’s Lampent the next level down. ...Less neat, it burned Vertex. I really need to get into the habit of buying recovery items when I’m in a Center. I’m going to put on a Max Repel and wait to find someone down here who hopefully likes healing wayfaring trainers.

Yay, a doctor to battle!

More games should have you fight a doctor into giving you free medical care.

Pansear is also in the lower levels.

Duuuude, and Fraxure! Hello favorite Dragon line! Hello!

The Ace Trainers in this cave think Triple Battles are cool. I guess this is technically a Rotation Battle that I’m doing now, but in any case, I don’t care for the added stress of two more pokemon to deal with in a Nuzlocke. Scary.

NESSY NO.

I should maybe leave the cave.

...What’s a Ferrothorn doing down here? That isn’t a randomized happening. :(

There, Armaldo and Aipom. Way better.

Trainers are currently averaging one critical hit per fight. This is too many and I do not care for it.

But I have made it out of the cave, so now I can buy pertinent stuff and maybe wander into a new route. Maybe even find a better place to train Diego? Who still only has Magical Leaf? Maybe?

Such a useful tool. Sadly, I think I want to hold on to it until the plot forces me into a legendary battle. I would love to just use it on the next thing I see. Heck, maybe I will anyway.

New route time! Is it time to have a full party of six again?

Hello there. Are we friends?

...No, Amnesia + Ingrain plus a bunch of Poke Balls lost is too much of an investment. Dead route. ...Probably influenced by me catching a Lileep last time. Oh well. Still five.

Oh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. I fucked up. I thought. Oh fuck. Oh no.

-whimpering noises-

I screwed up. I screwed up. I’m so used to just clicking through the attacks and I saw that Surf would affect everything because it’s a proper Triple instead of a Rotation, and the second that registered, I was already clicking through, and Nessy is last in the lineup and.

If the Ducklett does anything to Caspet, Caspet dies.

I don’t want to hit the play button.

I’m surprised Caspet even survived the hit.

I don’t want to see what happens next.

-hits play-

THE DUCK ATTACKED VERTEX WE’RE SAVED.

Oh my gosh Caspet. Oh my gosh you’re alive. I am so sorry. So, so sorry. That never should have happened. That was entirely my bad. All on me.

Geez I need to start paying more attention.

Oh hi Azelf. What are you doing in here. Why couldn’t I find you first this route.

Photon learns Air Slash before Diego learns a Psychic attack, news at 11.

Apparently this one spot on whatever this route is (-scrolls up- 7) some kind of magnet for calls. Hi mother figure of the game, why is it you are paying me attention? I am an adult ten-year-old.

Wait, I’m sorry, what? Our mother had a canon job?

She was a Pokemon Center receptionist.

...

She had a job?

What sort of fictional mother is this???

Hi death memorial tower, I’m here to complete my party.

And get the Lucky Egg from Professor Juniper.

Thanks for always giving me stuff.

Heeeeeey. Hi you. Wanna be best friends?

Hey I have a question. Why do Net Balls not have a note about working well against Flying pokemon? I feel like some part of that is in error.

Please get in the Poke Ball.

Or the Great Ball, if you insist.

Your health is red. Why are you like this.

There we go!

I dub you Cerberus.

The wiggly grass outside is Cranidos. Neat. And hi random Volbeat.

Howdy Cerberus. You are Adamant and thoroughly cunning. A solid addition to the team. Dodrio is one of those pokemon I never had a reason to add to my team by the time I found a Doduo in the games it’s available. But Dodrio and Tri Attack and Drill Peck is just so cool. I hope Cerberus gets to stay.

Aw, Marshal took his mentor’s place stopping us from going into the mountain before we’re supposed to.

Geez, the dark grass out here has Volcarona and Exploud. I think this might be where I want to grind. Because I still want Diego to have a move besides Magical Leaf. Axew is also here.

lol I found the TM for X-Scissor. Pour one out for Boruto.

Back to the death tower we go. Where a trainer has a level 36 Musharna whose Hypnosis doesn’t have the decency to miss.

Diego is level 39.

Magical Leaf is still his strongest attack.

Hey, Lumineon is on this level. Diego, you have a use!

There’s also Elekid. I wish I had an Elekid. Elekid is amazing.

HALLELUJAH.

This next floor has Treecko.

The floor after that is the roof, not a floor, and first up is Croagunk. Followed by Glailie, nice. But I’m not going to hang around and find out if there’s anything else. I rang the bell, mild feelings were had, and now I get to figure out if I am going straight to the gym or training some more.

Lumineon does make for very easy training.

It’s on the floor right next to the nurse.

I’ll do a little of that. Let Vertex muscle up before his moment in the sun.

Huh, Granbull’s on this floor too. I almost thought Daffy, then my brain caught up with what was going on.

Vertex is at 40, so Photon you help out Cerberus.

Or not, this is boring. I’m just going to try out the Gym.

Extra much, Skyla?

Random Gym Mook has a level 37 Swoobat.

Had.

Vertex ate it.

This is closer in level than I really like for Nuzlockes, but it is a Flying Gym. It should be okay, even with the cursed Unfezant awaiting us.

I really don’t care for this Gym redesign. I don’t mind Gyms giving you a puzzle to work on, but this is just gusts of wind that make you hide behind things periodically. It’s not difficult or thought provoking. Just mandated slowness.

It also doesn’t involve cannons. Major, major downgrade.

If I win you have to change your Gym. That’s the rule.

Level 37 Swoobat. It seduces Vertex. Vertex elects to not attack his new love. Twice. Then Heart Stamp makes him flinch. Twice. Then Vertex is still in love. Again.

...

Vertex.

She is going to kill you.

I have to send Nessy out now. Oh look, one Surf finished it.

Unfortunately, the next thing up is a level 39 Swanna. The 4x effectiveness is worth using a turn up on healing. That’s settled, and Vertex is down to 67 HP to face... a Skarmory? Huh. Okay. Level 37. I think I’ll let Vertex have a shot for a turn, but if it goes as badly as it might, Nessy will probably be called in.

Hm. Agility, Steel Wing, and Vertex can win with one more hit of Spark.

Skyla’s probably going to heal, but oh well, give it a try bud.

Cue Hyper Potion, yeah. But Skarmory is paralyzed, and potions don’t cure that, so I’ll take it.

Coolio, that’s a victory.

Badge number six, a full team, and no deaths.

Phew.

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #100: Reactions of Someone insulting Their Love Ones Part 1 (Variety)

Nora and Oscar

Random Guy: Man why do they keep this boy around? He sucks!!

Nora: (Abruptly Stopped walking after hearing someone insulting Oscar) .......

Oscar: (Turn to the guy) You really shouldn't have done that...

Random Guy: ('Tch') Please. What the fuck is that girl gonna do anyways?!

Oscar: (Shrugged) She'll probably break your legs.

Random Guy: Wait Wha-

Nora: (Charges towards the guy in rage) HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY BABY LIKE THAT?!!!!

Random Guy: Ahhh Shit!!!!

*LOUD CRASH*

Haru, Futuba, and Morgana

Random Guard Captain: Ugh! These little shits again?! Can't they learn their place already?!

Futuba: (Irritated) Great. Now they're starting to look down on us...

Morgana: ('Sigh') Well... it's no use dwelling on it now. Let's just get this over- (Eyes begins to Widened after seeing Haru instantly went up in front of the Guard Captain) Beauty Thief?!

Guard Captain: (Notice that Haru is standing right in front of him) Hmm? What do you want?

Haru: Have you heard of a phrase (Pulls out an giant Axe with a smile) "That you should never anger a girl with an axe." before?

Guard Captain: (Instantly starts to get scared shitless) Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........

Haru: (Sarcastically) Oh my. You're telling me that you haven't? Well don't you worry now. (Having a dark expression before walking towards the captain very menacingly) Allow me to show you instead....

Guard Captain: W-w-w-wait!!!

Once Haru begins annihilating the Guard Captain in a brutal fashion, Ren and Makoto came in time to cover both Futuba and Morgana's eyes from witnessing any form brutality Haru is giving to the poor, foolish Guard Captain.

Gwen and Max (Featuring David)

Random Guy: Your kid's a little shit!

Gwen/Max: (Unimpressed) .........

Random Guy: (Confused) Wait... neither of you aren't bothered by what I just said?

Gwen: Not really.

Max: (Shrugged) I've been called worst, honestly.

Gwen: (Points back at an enraged David) But he might be.

David: (Cracking his knuckles) Do we have a problem here, sir?

Random Guy: ('Gulp') (Terrified) You think you could calm him down?

Gwen: (Raised an eyebrow) That depends. You wanna start apologizing to our kid now?

Random Guy: Not Really....

Max: (Smirks) Then consider yourself fucked, asshole.

Sally, Bunnie, and Tails

Random Guy: Leave the Freedom Fighting to the professionals and go back to your little research lab, you two tails freak!

Sally: (Instantly pop out Plasma Blades from both of her Blue Rings) .......

Bunnie: (Instantly turn her robotic arm into an Plasma Arm Cannon) You wanna run that by us again, partner.....

Tails: (Facepalms) Don't do this, you guys....

Smash Ladies and their babies

Random Guy #1: Man, all of y'all kids are trash!!!

Random Guy #2: Yeah!! You tell 'em, bro!!

Random Guy #3: They should know their place!!!

Ness: (Facepalms) I swear, this is the third time this week with these people...

Lucas: (Nervous) What should we do?

Toon Link: They'll still talk trash about us if we start walking away now...

Ashley: (Irritated) And I am not in a mood to annihilate any of these imbeciles either....

Pit: (Worriedly) Ah man....I wish there was a way we could all get out this.....

???: ('Ahem')

The kids and the three guys turned and see the person was none other than Princess Peach.

Peach: (Crosses her arms) I would appreciate it very much if you refrain yourselves from talking trash to our babies, gentlemen.

Random Guy # 1: And what if we don't want to?

Peach: Then you'll leave me no choice but to turn to drastic measures!

Random Guy #2: (Scoffs) Girl, please. You could keep threatening us if you want to, we ain't gonna be scared of you like last time!!

Peach: (Smirks) Who's to say that I'm in this alone?

Random Guy #3: Wait what?

Peach: (Snaps her finger) Oh, Ladies!

And just like that, the rest of ladies, who are considered as mother figures (Daisy, Rosalina, Palutena, Bayonetta, Samus, and even Isabelle) suddenly appear out of nowhere with a not very pleased look.

Random Guy #1: (Started to get terrified) Ah shit.....

Random Guy #2' (Terrified) This is even worst than before!!

Palutena: (Turns to the kids with a Reassuring Smile) You kids go back to mansion now. We got this under control.

Toon Link: (Sprints away) You don't have to tell us twice!

Ness: (Walks away) Thanks a million, you guys.

Pit: (Walks away while waving back) Good luck, Lady Palutena!

Ashley: (Walks away while holding Lucas' hand) Let's get out of here, Lucas.

Lucas: (Follows Ashley) Okay! (Turns to the ladies) We love you guys!

Bayonetta: (Wave back at their babies) We love you all too, sweetheart!

Samus: We'll meet you kids back at the mansion right after we deal with these clowns first!

Isabelle: Wait for us there, okay?!

Rosalina: And please try not to trip yourselves down on the way there!!!

Daisy: (turns to the three guys and starts cracking her knuckles) So..... you boys have any last words before we start kicking your asses?

Random Guy #3: (Terrified) Have Mercy?

Peach: Sure. Why not?

Random Guy #1: (Showing a little hope) Really?

Peach: (Smirks) Hell no!! Let's get 'em, Ladies!

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