#anyway. CLOWNERY

[carpisuns]

[saltpepperbeard]

so i was complaining talking to my dad about the suffering that is the renewal void, and he agreed that it would be a bit nonsensical for max to-

push physical merch on their site

create a bunch of custom icons for users on their site

put so much effort into marketing s2, to the point of putting spots on tv, hanging up gigantic billboards, and spreading teasers all across social media

-if they had no intention to see the show all the way through.

which was ✨validating✨ coming from an outside party, because it's something i've been thinking this whole time. now, granted, i don't trust streaming services, and stranger things have happened, buuuuut idk. it really seems like there's a part of them that realizes ofmd is a large, important property to them, but we shall seeeeeee,,,

[pm-00]

one could argue that spiderbit works so well because of the trust, the devotion, the communication etc etc, but i truly think it's due to their ability to commit to the bit together. that post that's like "my ideal partener is someone who will 'yes and' me no matter what"? yes that is about q!roier and q!cellbit and that's really what love is all about

[wikitpowers]

kitty are merthur reincarnated, u cannot convince me otherwise~

[choiliner]

the definition of happy fools

[seven-tastic]

lukerosa but they share one braincell

[shirozora-draws]

Note to self: You think you can go weeks without drawing dinluke because of RL obligations eating up your life and revising a fic featuring dinluke, but no, you're gonna reach a point where it's 3AM and Bruce Springsteen won't stop singing in your skull and you reallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreally need to draw them in some capacity.

Anyway have some desperately 5AM sketches that got cleaned up at 10AM because I don't know how to sleep.

[irhabiya]

Whenever I meet an Egyptian man from Cairo I ask them what soccer team they support (Ahli or Zamalek), then I start an argument with them about how the other team is better. I don’t even know anything about the teams.

I even did it to a guy on one of those shady chat sites. He wanted me to send nudes but as soon as I insulted his team he was only interested in debating about the teams.

I know it’s probably a flaw in my character but it’s so funny how angry they get and how fast.

god forbid you ever meet my dad, he would pop several blood vessels

[hwanghyunjinenthusiast]

So uh, this wasn't supposed to be finished until later. I have a Namjoon piece in the works that I wanted to post before this but, the Hyunjin brainrot is severe. That MAMA performance has me in a chokehold. AND THE WAY HE LOOKED IN THEIR MOST RECENT GROUP LIVE? BYE. He left me with little choice unfortunately and, I had to get this out of my system. This was wayyy longer than I meant for it to be and, was supposed to be mainly pwp. I can't help myself apparently.

Heads up: Hwang Hyunjin x Fem! Reader, Fuckboy! Hyunjin, (Somewhat) Nerdy! Reader, Hyunjin is horrible at feelings, Reader is tired of his shit but thinks he's hot, Hyunjin crushes on Reader, public sex (they fuck in a dance studio), mirror sex, dirty talk, (Somewhat) Bratty! Reader, Dom! Hyunjin, super duper irresponsible unprotected piv sex, fingering (f. receiving), spanking (f. receiving), praise (f. receiving) and choking (f. receiving).

I will block you if you are minor and have no easily visible indication of your age on your blog if you interact with me in any way.

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You make your way over to the dance studio Hyunjin messaged you he was in a few minutes ago, irritation coursing through you. The two of you were supposed to head to the library immediately after your respective classes to work on your shared assignment but, the ever aggravating man forgot to tell you he had dance practice. He did suggest waiting for him, like he was doing you some kind of service, then the two of you could continue work after he was finished. Luckily, or perhaps unluckily, you had the rest of the day free so you begrudgingly made your way over.

The two of you never spoke or interacted much prior to being assigned partners for this history assignment. Your circles were moreso filled with anime fans, literature nerds and avid kpop listeners while Hyunjin's consisted more of popular dancers, jocks and people who were always the life of the party. Your paths just never really crossed. That was until history, of course. You've quickly come to realise that attempting to work with Hyunjin was a more gruelling task than the assignment itself. His constant attempts at flirtation, thinly veiled innuendos and lack of focus on work getting on every one of your nerves. However, he had a knack for toeing the line between going too far and just going far enough. He'd sit a little too close to you than necessary or let his arm rest far too comfortably on the back of your chair while the two of you worked. It was maddening.

Now, you weren't blind. Hyunjin is an attractive man. That's why he has any and everyone he could ever want tripping over themselves to get into his bed. The overly cocky attitude and overt flirtation weren't your thing personally but, to each their own. In the most private parts of your mind though, you admit that you can understand to some degree why people are so eager to hop on his dick, literally and figuratively. Regardless, you wouldn't be tempted. No matter how hard he tried.

The realisation that you'd never seen Hyunjin in his element hits you like a truck once you find te studio he was referring to. You're stunned by how gracefully and powerfully he moves through the choreography, his face laser focused. Knocking yourself out of the daze he had you under, you make your way over to one of the benches seemingly for spectators, people's possessions and whatever other uses people could find for them. Hugging your backpack to your chest, your eyes once again find Hyunjin and you're hooked. He's covered in sweat, his long, black hair sticking to his neck and forehead. Arms flexing with every moment of his body, a flimsy tank top is all he has covering his torso and sweatpants to match his overall casual attire. You know in the most rational part of your mind that there's nothing objectively obscene about the way he's moving but, you can't help the warmth and the shocking lash of desire you feel watching him dance.

Hyunjin must feel your eyes on him because he looks up and meets your gaze. A knowing smirk makes its way onto his unnecessarily attractive face and you feel your face warm in embarrassment, looking away from his bemused eyes. Trying to focus on anything but, him, it feels like hours have passed before an older dancer finally draws the practice to an end. Relief courses through you at no longer being tempted to sneak glances at him. You're more than ready to get out of this studio, already getting up and slinging on your backpack. Hyunjin makes his way over to you as if he has all the time in the world and you once again resist the urge to roll your eyes. Once he reaches you, he invades your personal space. The scent of him making your head feel murky for a moment before he speaks, "Hey, so I need to take a shower before we head out and it's my turn to lock up the studio. Sorry but, you're going to have to wait a little while longer." It takes everything in you not to audibly huff in frustration, "Fine. Okay. Whatever, just hurry it up, Hyunjin. I want to get this godforsaken assignment done," you say, gritting your teeth in frustration as you settle back onto the bench. He just stands there for a moment, hovering over you with a look you can't quite place. Your confused and annoyed expression must bring him back to Earth because he turns to leave without making any snide remarks. Which you find a little surprising. Hyunjin usually never passes up on an opportunity to have the last word.

You're the last person remaining when Hyunjin finally makes it back from what you assume are the locker rooms for the dancers. He's in a black shirt that perhaps fits him a little too well and another pair of sweatpants, his hair still a little damp. Before you can stand up to leave once again, however, Hyunjin strides over to the door and locks it shut. Turning to face you with a look that can only be described as determination.

"Why'd you lock-"

"I see the way you look at me, you know," he interrupts you, leaning against the locked door. To say you're thrown off by his words would be an understatement. "And how do I look at you?" You ask, standing up and crossing your arms in annoyance. God, he really was the worst. "Like you want me. My mouth, my fingers or my cock, I don't think you'd be particularly choosey," he remarks while making his way over to you, an aura of a self-assuredness permeating from him with each step towards you. You're stunned. While Hyunjin doesn't shy away from making suggestive comments towards you, he's never been so outright obscene before. You're even more stunned by your body's betrayal at his words, your insides clenching at his words. "I- I would never. Only in your dreams, Hyunjin," you retort once you remember yourself, making sure to maintain eye contact with him to prove your seriousness. You've become somewhat used to have the frustrating man invade your personal space but, this time feels different. The way he's looking at you now is making you squirm, the want blatant and clear as day on his face.

"Why do you resist so hard? I think I've made it pretty obvious I'd happily fuck you too. This could work out great for both of us. Wait, unless you're a virgin-"

"I'm not a virgin!" You respond a little more defensively than you intended to. There's nothing wrong with being a virgin. You're just tired of people trying to use that as some kind of dig towards you. "I "resist" because I don't want you. I don't want to have sex with you. You're arrogant, annoying, fuck anything with a pulse, and you think just because you're ridiculously attractive you can get away with any and everything and, I'm sick of it!" You yell, panting at finally letting out everything you've been thinking and feeling for weeks. Hyunjin's face is a myriad of expressions. Hurt, astonishment and amusement being the most prominent. Part of does feel terrible for laying into him like that but, before you can apologise he says, "I'm flattered that you think I'm ridiculously attractive." "Of fucking course. You know what, I'm leaving. I'll do this assignment by myself. Unlock the fucking door, Hyunjin," you say, grabbing your bag and walking past him to the door. "Wait, fuck, I'm sorry. Don't leave," he hurriedly apologises, grabbing your wrist to halt your movements. "Don't touch me," you tell him in a tone hard as ice, his hand flying from you. "I'm sorry. I just- I don't know how to do this. Every other way I've tried to make a move on you hasn't worked and, I thought being more straightforward would be the way to go but, I fucked that up too. I just think you're so smart and pretty, well really hot actually and way nicer to me than I probably deserve," he rambles, ears red as he shyly rubs his neck.

Today feels like a fever dream. Not only are reeling from his words but, you never thought you'd see the day Hwang Hyunjin got shy and flustered. "Woah Hyunjin slow down. You're talking a mile a minute. You-You like me? That's why you've been doing...all of this for the past few weeks?" You ask, still completely gobsmacked by all of this. He blushes. Hyunjin straight up blushes and nods, that seemingly all he's capable of right now. "You could've just talked to me like a normal person," you say exasperated, trying to meet his gaze. "I'm not used to that. The other ways I usually go about getting girls work 10 times out of 10 so, thought I'd try them with you," he explains with a mixture of shyness and nonchalance. This time you do roll your eyes directly in his face, "Well looks like your success rate has dropped."

"So, you don't want me?"

His question makes you take pause. You know logically lying is the best solution here but, you can't help but wonder what sex with Hyunjin entails. While he's well-known as a campus whore, that's a title that comes with high praise along with it. People recounting their escapades with him with hearts in their eyes and dreamy sighs. Is it worth it?

"I-I don't not want you," you stammer, the tables feeling turned now. The nervous Hyunjin from moments ago seemingly vanishing as he moves closer to you, mere centimetres keeping your bodies apart. "I won't do anything until you say yes," he mutters, his breath fanning over your skin and his voice deeper than it was awhile ago. "I- yes, okay. I want you, okay?" You finally relent, dropping your bag in surprise when he weaves his fingers into your hair and pulls you into a scorching kiss.

If anyone asks, you'll deny ever moaning into Hyunjin's mouth as soon as your lips met. Your hands reach up to fist his shirt while you two continue your impromptu makeout session in the studio. His other hand reaches down and grabs a generous handful of your ass over your checkered skirt. "You don't know how long I've wanted to do that. You're always tempting me in these tiny skirts," he groans against your mouth when you gasp at the contact. You can't help the way your eyes roll into the back of your head when he tugs on your hair to gain access to kiss along your neck, the pain from the sting going straight to your clit. "Oh, you like that? My my, for such a prim and proper woman, I didn't expect you to be a masochist," he says teasingly against your neck, kissing and making sure to nip at areas that gain particularly strong reactions from you. "That's y-your fault for ah assuming," you retort, your fingernails biting into his skin through his shirt. "You have quite the mouth on you. Maybe I should shut you up with my cock," he threatens, kissing his way up to your ear. The moan that flies from your mouth at his words is completely uncontrollable, arousal making your panties stick to you uncomfortably now. Hyunjin chuckles with dark amusement at your reaction, "I don't think we have time for that unfortunately. Maybe next time I'll let you choke my cock." Before you can think too deeply about his mention of a next time, his hands move to pull your shirt off of you and you let him.

"Speaking of tempting, fuck," he says, eyes lidded while takes in the sight of you in your baby pink bra. He reaches behind you to unclasp it and you're vaguely impressed that he does it with one hand. Before your bra can even hit the floor, he's on you. His hot, wet mouth sucking on your nipple while his enormous hand cups and toys with the opposite breast. At this point you couldn't keep yourself quiet even if you wanted to. Your little noises of pleasure seem to be egging Hyunjin on though because soon the hand that was toying with you slowly makes it way down to the hem of your skirt. You're not sure who moans louder when his fingers first make contact with your ruined underwear. Taking his mouth off of you with a loud pop, he leans into your saying, "You're already so soaked for me, baby. I haven't even done anything yet but, I'm flattered." I-I could say the same for you too," you respond, cupping his erection over his sweatpants. The groan he let's out at your touch almost makes you want to push him down and ride him until you both can't move but, you doubt he'd let you. Maybe next time. "You're proving to be quite the brat. Maybe some punishment is in order," he says once he remembers himself, moving your hand from touching him.

He drags you to the wall of mirrors lining the practice room, "Put your hands against the mirror and bend over for me baby," he commands in a tone that leaves little room for question. You're surprised when you first see your reflection. Your hair a mess, lips bruised from how passionately he had kissed you and your eyes thoroughly glossed over with want. Perhaps Hyunjin was worth the hype after all. Gingerly, you place your hands against the mirror and bend over, appreciating the cool reprieve the glass provides to your overheated system. In the mirror, you can see Hyunjin make his way behind you. His eyes meeting yours briefing before he removes his shirt, dropping it unceremoniously to join your clothes on the dance practice floor. Another wave of want crashes over you at the sight of him, all lean muscle. If you weren't already on thin ice with him, you'd turn around and reach for him but, you remain put. Tense in anticipation of what he's going to do next.

"If you'd been better behaved, I might've let you cum," he says, intense eyes meeting yours again as he eases your wrecked panties down to rest around your thighs. "I'll stop if you close your eyes or look away," is all the warning he gives you before sinking two of his long fingers into you. You cry out at the stretch, fingernails digging into the mirror slightly. It takes all of your willpower not to shut your eyes, thighs already quaking from just his fingers.

"Oh? Looks like you do know how to behave after all."

"Hy-Hyunjin please, harder," you beg, frustrated tears building from his lazy pace.

"You don't get to make requests here," he says simply before his unoccupied hands spanks you. Hard. A gasp flies from you, leaning against the mirror for more support. His hand rubbing your ass to ease some of the sting while his fingers begin to ever so slightly pick up the pace. This time you can't help it as your eyes shut, starting to feel overwhelmed by him and your insides gripping his fingers like a vice. "You just don't know how to listen," he admonishes with mock disappointment as his hand spanks your opposite cheek, harder than the first. Your eyes do fly open at that, fresh arousal coating his fingers and your upper thighs. "I'm s-sorry. It was just too much," you say sincerely apologetic. You think you may just lose your mind if he doesn't let you cum. His reflection shoots a mischievous grin at you before he focuses his attention on watching his fingers disappear inside of you. "God, if you weren't such a brat, you'd be stuffed full of my cock by now," he groans at the sight of you, his hand moving from your ass to apply some pressure to his clothed erection. At that you whine loudly and pathetically, pressing back into his fingers and looking at him directly over your shoulder, "Hyunjin please! I need it, I'm sorry."

His fingers still inside you for a moment as he regards you. You think you've fucked up briefly. Scared that he won't touch you at all and leave you like this: wet and empty and aching. Slowly, he pulls them out of you. Maintaining eye contact as he laps at his fingers greedily, briefly shutting his eyes from the taste of you. "Next time, I'm going to make sure I get to taste you properly," he says once he's licked his fingers clean, eyes dark with promise. His annoyingly attractive smug smirk returns when you unintentionally moan at his words, feeling more empty and touch starved than you've felt in months. Hyunjin must feel impatient too because he shoves his boxers and sweatpants down his legs hurriedly. You're surprised you're not dripping onto the floor with how wet you are and, the sight of his cock isn't helping matters.

In your most private moments, you may have thought about what his cock looked like. All you knew for certain was that it was definitely pretty and, you were absolutely correct. It's flushed red, pre-cum smearing his abs from where it smacks against him once freed. Your body moves completely without your say so, hips trying to press back into him for some kind of friction. Hyunjin simply watches you in parts amusement and parts unfiltered want. You almost sob in relief when he stands behind you once again, his cock in hand. Something like realisation washes over him for a moment before takes a step back and says, "Uh, I don't have any condoms on me. Wasn't really expecting my dance practice to end like this-" "It's fine. I'm on the pill," you impatiently interrupt him, meeting his taken aback expression with a sure one of your own. "A-Are you sure? I mean, we don't have to if you don't want to," he says, rubbing his neck in that shy awkward way of his yet again. "Hyunjin, I would've left a very long time ago if I wasn't sure," you assure him once again before adding, "but, if you don't want to you don't have-"

"I want to."

"Well, then what are you waiting for?" You goad him with another look over your shoulder, a smirk of your own on your lips.

"I can't wait to fuck the brat out of you," he mutters, aligning himself with your entrance and sinking into you slowly. His hands gripping your hips harshly as he does. "So fucking tight," he moans out, continuing to watch himself entering you. You're not fairing much better. The delicious sting of being split open by his cock makes the tears fall down your face freely, your eyes shutting from all that he's making you take. "Hyunjin," as all you can whimper out when he finally bottoms out, both of you shudder from being so intimately connected. Slowly, he begins to stroke into you. Giving you time to adjust to the way his tip kisses the deepest parts of you and, his girth stretches you. You really hope everyone has gone home because the moans and whimpers flying from your mouth border on pornographic. "You take me so well, baby," he groans, one of his hands coming up to your front and wrapping around your throat. Maybe it's the use of the pet name while he's fucking you stupid on his cock or maybe it's his massive hand around your neck but, you clench around him hard then. "Hyun-Hyunjin you feel so good. So big inside me," you gasp out, your teary eyes meeting his feral ones in the mirror. He seems to throb extra hard at the praise, tightening his grip on the sides of your neck as a reward. "Yeah? You like taking this big cock, baby?" He asks lowly against the skin of your shoulder, his other hand reaching around to slowly rub your neglected clit.

The ability to form a coherent sentence flies out the proverbial window when his skilled fingers brush against you. He seems to be feeling gracious as he picks up speed, drawing quick circles against you. Whether it's from the way you grip him so tightly he can barely move, the fucked out expression on your face, the increase in pitch of your moans or all of the above, Hyunjin can tell you're close. "Are you gonna be a good girl and cum for me? Cum all over my cock?" He asks breathlessly, his trained hips picking up speed into a brutal pace as he watches you beginning to unravel before him and, chases his own release.

If it wasn't for his arms helping to support you, you're certain you'd either collapse into a heap onto the floor or face plant into the mirror with how intensely your orgasm washes over you. Hyunjin's hand even comes up to cover your mouth at some point in an attempt to silence your apparently loud moans, fucking you through your climax all the while. Vaguely you can make out him saying words like 'good girl', 'so good' and 'so fucking hot' but, you're not too sure. You're barely able to think coherently right now. Slowly, you start to come back to yourself, still heavily leaning against the mirror for support but, atleast you're still standing somehow. Hyunjin is still thrusting into you, his pace frantic as he chases his release. You weakly moan against his hand, the other one now grabbing a handful of your ass in a bruising grip.

"Fuck. Gonna cum, baby. Fuck, fuck, fuck," he groans, throwing his head back as he finally still inside you. You watch his blissed out face in the view provided by the mirror, moans increasing in pitch from how violently he pulses inside of you and, the overwhelming amount of his cum that floods your still spasming pussy. He weakly thrusts into you during the last moments of his climax, wrapping his arms around your waist as your mingled, rapid breaths fog up the glass infront of you.

"Well, that was certainly one way to ask you out, I guess."

[breakbleheavens]

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[thevalleyoftriumph]

actually not to keep talking abt a topic hours later but i want to build off of one of my tags on that ultrakill post i rb'd last night [and im ONLY going to expand on one of my points, i will not be bringing up any other arguments in this post]

people love love love to say stuff like "pronouns =/= gender" [correct] and that you dont NEED to have specific pronouns such as he/him or she/her to be gay or lesbian [also correct], and while these two are great points that i agree with, it seems that these peoples support for this only goes as far as they/them users.

the absolute SECOND that a characters gender expression is canonically different from a "classic nonbinary" expression, its suddenly "up in the air" and "for your interpritation." and why is that?

specifically in the case of v1 and v2 from ultrakill; two canonically genderless/genderqueer/agender/nonbinray/what have you characters. v1 is VERY commonly seen as masc, and v2 is very commonly seen as fem.

v1 and v2 are also commonly headcannoned as gay and lesbian, respectively. theyre commonly shipped with characters seen as masc and fem. do you see what connections im beginning to see?

like it or not, by disregarding the canonical gender expression [or lacktherof] for these two, in order to fit them both into simple, binary, gendered boxes to also fit your specific sexuality headcanon - is in fact, an act of erasure! it comes off as INCREDIBLY iffy to fit nonbinary characters into a "masc nonbinary" and "fem nonbinary" binary.

and the fact is, i see people less often use other pronouns than it/its for these two for headcanon purposes or for fun or for projection, and more for SHIPPING purposes. there is a MASSIVE difference between adding onto a characters canonical pronouns for your own enjoyment and preference, and COMPLETELY changing them because you want a certain ship to be more gay, or whatever. an it/its user can be gay! it can also be a lesbian! it using it/its doesnt make it any less gay or any less of a lesbian, and it definitely doesnt make it any less nonbinary/genderqueer!

idk its just like. the machines in ultrakill [and most importantly v1 as the player character] being exclusively referred to as it/its is a major part of them and who they are. it is how they all express their gender CANONICALLY in the game. there are no other refferals no other pronouns, nothing. by disregarding this fact SO quickly, along with often only being for shipping reasons, you are showing that you Do Not Care for what the canon text is trying to tell you about the machines. im sorry but thats how it reads to me.

genuinely people love nonbinary characters until theyre the "wrong kind" of nonbinary, and all of a sudden jump through as many hoops as they physically can to disregard anything to do with that.

end of posts notes because if this post gets rb'd in any way or even breaches containment i know people will say stuff at me;

1] no, hakitas tweet about using "whatever you want" for the machines doesnt count IN THIS POST. nor does the discord. not everyone who plays the game is going to SEE either of those. while you could consider it canon [and i do! trust me! hakitas word is absolutely canon!] that doesnt mean it is ABSOLUTE, or the canon that is being INTENDED to be shown. most people are only going to see the in-game text, which is what is most important to me considering this post.

2] ive seen people making the argument that making nonbinary characters inhuman is like. bad rep or something idk im not doing the argument justice bc i dont remember it. but to that i say yes, i agree! we DO need more human nonbinary rep! boiling down every nonbinary person to be inhuman is Bad and you shouldnt instantly assume everyone whos nonbinary is Not Human! because that is really awful! do not misinterprite my stance here, i know what kind of website this is regarding reading comprehension! however comma that is not the point here. the machines using it/its isnt just from them being "inhuman nonbinary characters," it is a PART of the intended gender expression youre meant to gain from them. besides personally i adore inhuman nonbinary characters bc they kick ass and also im not human either. heart emoji.

3] no i am not saying you CANT listen to hakita and use different pronouns for the machines. at the end of the day hakitas word, regardless of if its in the game or not, is canon. im not your boss i cant tell you what to do. im not a fan of using he/him or she/her for Either v1 or v2 myself, but if it makes you happy, i literally cannot stop you. i hold no power over your decisions. i am once again saying, i am NOT tell you that you CANT do it.

just please. if your kneejerk reaction to being told "do what feels comfortable" about a characters pronouns, is to immediately assign the characters with it/its pronouns arbitrary masc/fem ones instead.. if that is your immediate kneejerk reaction, then PLEASE stop for a moment and consider why you feel that way specifically.

[limerental]

*crashes into the teen wolf fandom ten years later having left in 2013ish as it really sinks in how delusional the majority of you got in the meantime*

[quillium]

Tim and Damian Sharing Robin

Think of it this way: A cafe only needs one barista at a time, but there are multiple baristas who cover different shifts

Scheduling errors where BOTH of them thought they were gonna be Robin that night and the ensuing fistfight

Scheduling errors where both of them thought the OTHER was gonna be Robin and the panic that ensues. Damian planned a trip to the art museum. Tim planned a date with Bernard. Bruce is like “I don’t NEED a Robin” and they’re both like “YES YOU DO”. Jason ends up being Robin. Everyone assumes Robin simply got hit by a magic spell that made him Buff and Twice His Size

Tim and Dami sometimes getting mixed up for each other. Tim is mortified that he’s short enough that people think he might be the same person as his ten year old brother

People who think there’s just one Robin assuming that Robin just brings his sword out when he feels more murdery and his bo staff when he feels less murdery

Bernard being like “I have a conspiracy theory where Red Robin sometimes acts as Robin because of the bo staff, different looks, and different character”. Tim is like. Wow my boyfriend is so smart. Time to gaslight him.

Tim and Dami switching Robin shifts without informing Bruce and letting Bruce be absolutely baffled and off-footed when a different son shows up.

Bruce is like “tonight Tim is Robin so we’ll look into [investigation that requires computer skills]”. Dami shows up and Bruce is like uh oh. This is why Bruce has like 50 different contingency plans, because his children just do stuff without telling him and it destroys all his og plans

One time Tim and Dami switch and Bruce doesn’t notice for a solid 10 minutes because he’s so sleep deprived

Core Four invites Tim to a group get-together so he asks Damian to switch shifts with him, Damian demands a bribe, Tim gives Damian a new set of brushes

Damian wants to go see an animated movie with his art club, tries to ask Dick to ask Tim to switch with him, Tim appears very smug and tries to ask for a favour in turn but then Dick being a DICK says that Tim has to be the “older brother” and “if he’d do it anyways he should just do it” and “as the older brother you can’t take advantage of a ten year old”

Tim: I’m supposed to be MATURE and just allow the switch without forcing you to take my weekend shifts-- Damian: HAH Tim: --BUT I’M NOT MATURE SO TAKE THE WEEKEND SHIFTS SO I CAN STAY WITH THE KENTS ON THE LONG WEEKEND.

Tim and Damian forming a union and presenting their terms and conditions to Bruce saying that they’ll strike unless he agrees. Bruce, exhausted, points out that he has literally been trying for over a decade to get Robin to stop existing and that THEY were the ones to force him to accept them as superheroes. He gives into the union’s conditions anyways.

[titsthedamnseason]

okay my darlings, you know what time it is…..SURPRISE SONG GAME TIME!!! except this time it’s extra super duper special because this post is actually queued because today is MY SHOW 🤭🫶 aka it’s atlanta n3 therefore i am BEGGING you to manifest the absolute best of your best picks and leave them in the tags or replies for me to see later and then give you an internet smooch if you win 💗 HAPPY GUESSING

i’m going to guess my absolute dream combo of hey stephen and dorothea

[easy-revenge]

guess who never sat their ass down to properly read the death note manga and just skimmed through it after watching the anime so now they've spent almost two years theorizing and making headcanons about mello's past while there's been info about it collecting dust on their shelf. go on. guess.

[fixedteacup]

"Then we haven't moved past apologies and forgivenes, have we?" — "You didn't ask me here to apologize. I won't forgive you."

hannibal 2.08 || house of cards 3.04