#apollo if ur reading this first of all i will DIE but second i love ur works hopefully i’ll have time to catch up on them soon 🥺

[katasstrophy]

HOHOHO saw that idea n had some thoughts (rubs hands like im using hand sanitizer)

ok BBBUT imagine how mean sae wld be once u cum all over shidous face muehehehe he’d pretend to be disgusted n be like “u actually enjoyed that? looks like our angel here is filthier than they let on.” n then after one of them fucks u properly, he forces u to get down on ur knees n suck the cum off of their cocks bc ur just “so dirty” sae wants u to clean him n shidou up

also imagine how lewd fucking after shidou made a mess out of u wld sound . shidou pounding into you while sae shuts u up so he can properly hear the wet sounds of sex 🤭

anon!!!!!!😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 i’m SOOOO glad i instinctively knew that HOHOHO was horny in nature and didn’t open this absolute FILTH during my lecture bc the visceral whole body reaction i had to this would have outed me as a WHORE to like 200+ people who think im Kind Of Normal asksjbdbrkfkd i can’t i really can’t ITS BARELY EVEN NOON PLSSSS

sae’s so possessive but then. our angel????? 🥹🥹 im crying n not just from my eyes. s - shutting u up so they can hear how messed up u are for them and them only<3 gripping the bed frame as we speak

@r-oronoa you might want to see this bc river.exe has officially stopped performing basic brain functions HEELLLPPPPPP

also apollo pls let me know if you’d rather i not tag u!!

[toxoplasmajuice]

nobody replies (2020)

yes, i am going to keep making this style of reply post until the day i die. and you know why? because you guys are funnier than i am

@harmoniouspixels​ replied to your photo “Rusty made macaroni and cheese.”

Honestly a big pot of mac and cheese sounds really good rn

fuck now i want some as i’m making this reply post at 10:30 PM

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Orange started crying. Rusty paid attention to him after she finished...”

[Simblr voice] *sniffles* What a great mom omg ��

love that bare minimum :’)

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Rusty ordered a whole pizza from the bartender.”

Put those townies away they have Far Too Much Personality for this whole thing

tom wordy, i think: *dancing on the counter*

the narrator of this challenge:

harmoniouspixels replied to your photo “Rusty tried to hide in her refrigerator.”

Mood (also Rusty this isn't Camisade get out of the fridge before you freeze to death)

hahaha... freezing... that’s like, the opposite of what--

@goldenboisoysauce​ replied to your photoset “Rusty ate a single slice of pizza before she and Apollo both left the...”

APOLLO?? BLOOM?? ANOTHER PERSON PLAYING WITH APOLLO BLOOM??

goldenboisoysauce replied to your photoset “Rusty ate a single slice of pizza before she and Apollo both left the...”

Oh black widow challenge ur gonna fuckin kill him dear god

knowing how this save ended i cackled irl when i saw these replies

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Rusty ate shit.”

The deadpan delivery here of "Rusty ate shit." is k*lling me omg algjklk

simply reporting on the facts in this challenge!

goldenboisoysauce replied to your photoset “Rusty and Apollo had their first kiss.”

She gonna eat him

it took me embarrassingly long to realize that the joke here was that rusty had the very hungry speech bubble floating over her dfghdfkhg

harmoniouspixels replied to your photo “Rusty finally got to eat her salad. Apollo read a book titled, Do I...”

Big mood honestly

I Wish I Didn’t Exist

harmoniouspixels replied to your photo “They proceeded to have a completely casual conversation because I...”

It's a good thing he's turned around otherwise TitBot would've come down on him

shh its ok his nipples are male-presenting

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “They briefly stopped to argue about conflicting traits, but they got...”

The Sims 3 really does just say "fuck EA, I'm the captain now" and does it's own thing

EA says fuck EA!

@autisticnoravalkyrie​ replied to your photo “Afterwards, Rusty invited Big Hartley to have a water balloon fight...”

VICTIM:

harmoniouspixels replied to your photo “Afterwards, Rusty invited Big Hartley to have a water balloon fight...”

LSKDLJKG KASPER BEAT ME TO THE JOKE

this is an MMBC, so fortunately, your sim will die

(also kasper’s reply didn’t show up in my notes :/// )

@catallenapapi​ replied to your photo “Murder, obviously. Communication? What’s that?”

:0

:3c

catallenapapi replied to your photoset “Nothing happened here.”

I’m getting serious arg vibes

*runs a whole arg for an april fools joke*

harmoniouspixels replied to your photo “Murder, obviously. Communication? What’s that?”

alksdjglkjs;adljkg;sd "Divorce? Wuzzat? I have to commit a m*rder if I don't want my husband anymore" -Rusty, apparently

divorce has been made illegal in SimNation in the nobodyverse it’s until death do us part in here

catallenapapi replied to your photoset “Rusty ate shit.”

we love her lack of energy. yes queen give us nothing

me @ myself

catallenapapi replied to your photoset “They got married in the kitchen.”

“They went to the wedding venue” followed by “they got married in the kitchen” is peak 2020 stay at home vibes

king and queen of social distancing

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “It’s at this moment that Rusty realized she didn’t think her...”

Is she. Is she going to k*ll her child too

NOOOOO :(

harmoniouspixels replied to your photo “Wasn’t there a smoke detector there a second ago?”

Oh shit :eyes:

rusty: *slaps the smoke detector off the wall* what?

harmoniouspixels replied to your photo “Here’s where, suddenly hit with the realizations that everything she’d...”

All of this has me alkgjsdjlkgg (also big swaths of text, in this rather mundane story? It's more likely than you think)

Just Reporting On The Facts Here! there are many facts. this is not prose. that encourages character development

harmoniouspixels replied to your photo “Rusty caught on fire.”

I really am going to be sad over this pudding pixel's d*ath, huh

im sorry i made u stan rusty nobody only to lead her to her doom (supposedly)

harmoniouspixels replied to your photo “The flames consumed her.”

F... :pensive:

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “As the flames died down, the Grim Reaper showed up to take Rusty’s...”

Ohhh it's a d*ath type to match her colors (but still, F...)

OH MY GOD IT IS also i read this reply wrong over and over until i got to it on this very reply post... i thought you were shocked that ghosts are color coded and i was gonna be like “jack didnt you do three mmbcs? how do u not know this” then i realized what you actually meant and that i am the dumbass

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “But as he did, a sentence flashed in his mind– “This is not a Murder...”

HELLO?????

:3c

harmoniouspixels replied to your photo “With her second chance at life, she abandoned Bridgeport, carrying...”

What. A. Ride. Goodbye, Rusty (and Orange). You may be missed

love the uncertainty behind “you may be missed” rather than “you will be missed” like will they REALLY be missed? probably not

[expurgatedversion]

For the fandom meme: #7 and/or #13 please

7.  Name a fandom you didn’t care/think about until you saw it all over tumblrThe Raven Cycle. Six of Crows. A Court of Thorns and Roses Saga. Of these books and book series, I am only reading TRC (right now), but I saw a lot of cool gifsets and interesting quotes from all three. With my eternal love for YA Lit, I was an easy sell. Of course, when I did finally go to the bookstore, did I pick up Six of Crows or ACoTaR? Absolutely not. But you already know that since you were there. ;)

13.  Do you have any hard and fast headcanons that you will die defending?  OH BOY DO I.LET ME TELL EVERYONE ABOUT ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME. (OF ALL TIME)CW: Sorry everyone. This is about to get pretty furry in the anthro kind of way.

Animal Crossing. (Yes, they made a movie.) AND IT’S BEAUTIFUL, but that’s not why I’m talking about it. We’re here for my headcanon, which people will pry from my cold dead hands.

AI AND SALLY LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH. THE MOST. SO IN LOVE. EMBRACE YOUR LOVE FOR THE CUTE ELEPHANT GIRL AI. JUST DO IT.

But it’s cool. It’s your first love. I get why you can’t. So later on, after Ai helps Apollo grow more blue roses to give to Bianca (which gets Apollo and Bianca back together) she hatches a post-coital plan.

IMAGINE THIS: Reserved Apollo with stars in his eyes and Bianca in his wings. He’s truly at peace once more now that he’s reunited with his beloved. But Bianca has some ideas beneath her calm and ladylike exterior (seriously, she’s not even out of breath. how does she do it?)

So she starts asking Apollo what he thinks about Ai. Aren’t they so grateful? Surely they should do something for her, and isn’t she such a sweet girl? In the springtime of her youth. JUST BEGINNING TO BLOSSOM.“Wouldn’t she be just as lovely between us as she is in your garden?”“But Bianca,” he asks, a hint of puzzlement marring his peaceful expression. “What about Sally?”

And what about Sally? All of Animal Village has watched the unlikely friendship turn into somewhat more for half of the duo. They’d kept Sally’s secret for her, but now perhaps she and Apollo are in a position to give Ai a gentle nudge.

“You can’t fool me. I’ve seen you watch her and the way she touches our roses.” Bianca says in sly tones, more fox than wolf, “Think of this as helping us and them.” 

Bianca would never trade away this undeserved second coming of joy. She loves Apollo, and now she’s finally sure of his love for her... but she remembers her girlhood too. 

She’d lied to Brewster that day, after she had offered her hard comfort to Ai. She knows, more than most, what cowardice and the unwillingness to bend can do to the most beautiful bonds between women. Sometimes, the separation is too vast, and it’s not like you were together yesterday; she’ll help Ai learn that before it’s too late for her and Sally.

“Should we really interfere?”When Bianca laughs, it’s cool and composed; she’s heard some call it cruel. She can’t help her nature, but Apollo still loves her.

“Who better to interfere, darling?” She leans in for a brief nuzzle and kisses his beak. “After all, didn’t I offer to teach her everything about being a lady?”