#apparently Charlie’s even gayer about him in the books so

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There’s a new doctor in town and Charlie doesn’t know how to feel about that

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iasip s4 rated by macdennis content

Mac and Dennis: Manhunters: oh Jesus Christ. There’s nothing gayer or more classic than Mac and Dennis deciding to hunt a man together, clinking beers, Dennis putting his arm around Mac, wearing matching outfits, Mac touching Dennis’ nipples because they’re... hard... plotting to put their balls in Cricket’s face, Dennis putting his balls in Mac’s mouth, Mac glueing his pubes to Dennis’ face, trapping Cricket in between their bodies and talking about sweaty sour balls while chewing candy...... okay maybe it wasn’t so classic as it was just very very gay. 666/10 for the demonic look Mac had in his eyes when they told Cricket they were going to hunt him

The Gang Solves The Gas Crisis: Mac and Dennis’ ENTIRE debate about who’s the brains of the operation. Mac literally out here calling Dennis hot huh. He really fucking is. Morosexual rights! What I especially hate though, is Dennis nodding his head and going “Mm...” when Mac describes “oiling up a couple of asses and doing a little plowing of our own”. I lost ten years of my life. No joke. 8/10

America’s Next Top Paddy’s Billboard Contest: Mac and Dennis spend $5000 and $500 respectively on expenses that don’t help the bar in any way using the company credit card and they both think that their own as well as the other’s purchase is REALISTIC... the morosexuals strike again... Dennis has kind of a mental breakdown in his desperation to be a hot model-worthy guy in Mac’s eyes again, and also he very deliberately pits himself against Rex, the hot beefcake Mac compares to Dennis. 7/10

Mac’s Banging The Waitress: “I would never say it to his face, but Dennis has great thighs.” Need I say more? Actually, I will say more. Mac, who Charlie so sweetly gave title of Charlie’s best friend, went behind his BACK and told Dennis that he sees Dennis as his actual best friend, because what they have is stronger than that. They’re “blood brothers”. Mac watches Dennis’ sex tapes despite hating the angle and thinking Dennis’ balls are ugly and Dennis actually CARES what Mac thinks about his sex tapes??? Uh.... (Moment Where Mac hid under the blanket and on top of Dennis’ crotch so Charlie doesn’t catch him in Dennis’ room scheming do NOT interact) 9/10

Mac and Charlie Die (Part 1): Dennis gets really upset and offended that Mac and Dennis didn’t include him in their suicide pact that he refuses to burn the duster, an important connection he has to Mac. “Goddamn it! Mac is dead and he’s still bossing me around” brings this up to a 6/10 Mac and Charlie Die (Part 2): Mac is very :( about Dennis and all the things he’s doing now that Mac is supposedly dead (replacing him, not doing any of the stuff in his will). Dennis throws out Mac’s stuff because he’s a pissy little bitch who’s hurt that Mac would fake his death without telling him, he also refers to his and Mac’s relationship as an Odd Couple type deal. 5/10 Who Pooped The Bed?: Mac and Dennis, Gay Poop Detectives Who Aren’t Actually Good Detectives But They Are Good At Being Useless And Gay With Really Stupid Priorities would be an adequate alternate title for this episode. Dennis apparently listens to all of Mac’s telephone calls. Dennis lets Mac sleep first during their poop stakeout. 7.5/10 Paddy’s Pub: The Worst Bar in Philadelphia: Dennis gets weirdly angry at Mac for touching that reviewer guy’s dick, and the fact that he only cut in after Charlie revealed that Mac ALSO touched a dick makes it v suspicious... 4/10 Dennis Reynolds: An Erotic Life: “Giddy up, man! That’s amazing!” should, in fact, on it’s own, deserve a hundred points, not only because it’s an incredible sentence in its own right, but because Mac said it to Dennis, so I get to count it as macdennis content. Mac is very interested in Dennis’ dirty dirty sex book because he’s just very interested in Dennis’ sexuality and the sex he does! That’s a thing! Jesus, anyway, the way Dennis says ‘Dennis Reynolds: An Erotic Life’ is decidedly incredibly gay, thereby making his sex book gay (and no, I do not care how much ‘straight’ sex he claims to be having in it). 7/10 Sweet Dee Has a Heart Attack: They talk to each other at some point but it’s nothing v deep or personal... nothing to write home about :( 1/10 The Gang Cracks the Liberty Bell: Even in an alternate fake historic universe they made up themselves, Mac and Dennis manage to be gay. “We got tarred and feathered for being sodomites!” I can’t believe that even in their fake universe Mac and Dennis wrote THEMSELVES as gay like... they really got themselves pegged huh. 9/10 The Gang Gets Extreme: Home Makeover Edition: Dennis grabbing Mac’s shoulders is pretty sweet. They talk shop a couple times but it’s mostly one of those things where Mac and Dennis are in different parts of the story but when they interact at certain intervals they seem happy to see each other and they validate one another. 6.5/10 The Nightman Cometh: They fucked live on a stage what else do you want me to say? Mac got hard humping Dennis on stage literally WHAT else is there to say??? I hate these loser competitive assholes who both suck at acting but think they’re better than the other... jfc. 10/10