#application accepted

[minnnoru]

i'm here to apply for the codependent bond

Wdym I thought we were already halfway there. My first question would’ve been if you have experience ignoring red flags and calling it love but I already know you do. Congratulations. You’re already too important to me 🫱🏼‍🫲🏻

[midnigtartist]

[papasmoke]

but i have heard people make the point “you’re more helpful alive than you are dead” yes its powerful he self immolated in stand for Palestine but he could’ve used his body in other ways that would make a literal impact like block the trucks/boats sending the ammunition, going to protests, etc. i could see why people think what he did was selfish/foolish and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take.

All I have to say to this at-best ignorant view is

[basrars]

southern accent zac oyama ….. buff siobhan pc …. european emily axford character…. we’re already so cooked chat it’s already so over

[aldertreegroves]

irl crush is ignoring me :-( when i look like this??? unfair

[sidgene]

SIDSLEDGE + some protector by role model

[cinnabread]

I miss having a bestie I can trade nudes with 🙃

[chaothewise]

Dating, according to the Three’s a Crowd trio:

Apollo: Yes, obviously, of course. He’s a god of love and poetry—flirting is in his DNA. He sees an attractive person and instinctively starts composing bad haikus. The problem? Dating is hard when you share a body. Imagine trying to have a romantic moment, only for Lester to take control mid-sentence and immediately change the subject to taxes.

Lester: Absolutely not. He has zero interest. None. The idea of dating makes him physically exhausted. He did not sign up for romance; he signed up for surviving this absolute circus of a life. Somehow this guy, who still struggles to open a Capri Sun without spilling it everywhere, is now the responsible adult™ of a chaotic found family that could accidentally end the world with a poorly-timed sneeze and thats enough for him. Besides, every time Apollo tries to flirt, he has to deal with the aftermath, and he’s tired.

Khaos: Dating? Ah, yes. The mortal ritual where one being declares another their favored disciple and they embark on a lifelong quest of mutual worship. Khaos approves. Khaos would like a cult.

[mobydyke]

if i can make requests, I would like to get reincarnated as a river stone. or a piece of sea glass. I want to be tumbled gently in the water. I want to be shaped and smoothed by the currents. I know the waves will carry me softly.

[aliusfrater]

(related)

[sistercara]

i never know who to follow. absolutely fucked lost duckling mindset. i just wait until someone spams my notifications enough and follow them home

[aldertreegroves]

who wants to sit n listen to me read judith butler to them 👉🏻👈🏻

[unfortunategirlkissergaming]

fuuuuuck im hornyyy i neeed to plow the fuck out of a puppygirl and then just stay in when i cum to make sure she doesnt waste it..

gotta wiggle around and push in too just to make sure i stay nice an big to keep her full :3

[fairysted]

𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒✧˚ ༘ ⋆｡˚♡

[colouredbyd]

no because what do you mean i can’t just fly to another country because i have a lebanese passport?? like sorry my government-issued piece of paper isn’t powerful enough for your airport scanner. the earth is literally a floating rock in space and somehow i need a visa to go touch grass in a different timezone???

who decided this. who made borders. what the fuck.

[sappho-favourite-pupil]

who wants to be my emotional support lesbian? no age restriction except being 18+ so that you can follow me into clubs and stuff. you don't even have to talk or be good at conversation, just be by my side and act friendly. maybe you could be required to give me a hug or two at times when i really need it.