Things heard in the land of departure pt. 5
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Sora: SLEEP! Why hath thou forsaken me!? For it is the morn, and I remain fatigued! Oh woe is me I say, woe is me indeed! *dramatic flop on the grass*
Kairi: Woooooooow…
Vanitas: *sings “everybody wants to be a cat” while wailing on a practice dummy*
Roxas: have I told you lately how much I hate you?
Riku: it’s been ten minutes in counting so I’m gunna lock in ‘yes’ as my answer.
Kairi: that’s a pretty skirt Xion!
Xion: thanks! I stole it from a dead body in port royal!
Ventus: 🎶zipity doo da, zipity day! My oh my, what an absolute emotionally exausting day!🎶
Lea: well colour me green and call me a tonberry.
Isa: *sighs and reaches for the green paint*
Ventus: we can explain!
Sora: no we can’t.
Ventus: yeah, no actually, he’s right we can’t.
Terra: and what do we say, when the going gets tough?
Riku: the tough ask for a hug?
Terra: yeah they do buddy, come here!
Roxas: we’re you dropped on your head as a child?!
Sora: …I mean, yeah probably?
Aqua: my philosophy is, “if I don’t finish all the wine in my glass, but keep topping it up, I’ve only really had one glass.”
Ventus: why are you wearing sunglesses in the rain?
Vanitas: so my eyes don’t give away that most of the moisture on my face is ✨salty✨.
Aqua: okay, the enemy has Sora surrounded and he’s too weak defend himself, what do you do?
Kairi: decimate every living thing
Riku: unleash the darkest part of my heart and level the battle field.
Roxas: skate board in with a potion and a can of woopass.
Xion: panic?
Ventus: and/or cry?
Vanitas: let the brat die.
Sora: incorrect! The answer was stay back and allow rage form to finish the job!
Aqua: *is speechless*
Isa:… something idiotic is occurring, I can feel it.
Roxas, Lea and Xion: *cycle past on a tandum wearing regency attire*
Aqua: nothing gets past those keen moon senses of your huh?
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