#arapace

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Breakfast

[beenoverthinkingwithmyheart]

carapace and chat noir in jail

carapace: so... who do we call?

chat: I would say ladybug but I actually feel safer here

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I'll admit it: sometimes you just need to pay an expert for help. There's only a handful of jobs I won't do myself. Mostly this is because I'm extremely cheap, but it's also because I have trust issues. Nobody out there loves my garbage the same way I would, and they cut corners that ends up biting me in the ass later.

Another thing that bites me in the ass is whatever weird bugs got into the seat cushions of my last Volare when I imported it from Japan. That's why I went there, to the zoology department of the local university, to see if their resident expert, Dr. C. Arapace, could figure out what eats those bugs.

The good doctor had a lot of advice, but unfortunately he refused to procure any free samples for me. He also warned me that attempting to introduce a whole foreign predator-prey ecology into my car was likely to screw up our own wildlife, especially because the windows in my Plymouth don't roll up all the way and the rust holes in the floor are big enough for a ball python to escape. This probably wasn't as big of a problem for me as it was for him, because even after the lumber-treating factory down the road got shut down by the feds, I haven't seen a bird or insect around the entire time I've lived here.

I ignored him, and got busy ordering weird shit from AliExpress. Soon, I had a hissing box of bad ideas. I was actually a little surprised at how quickly it arrived, but I suspected that your average FedEx worker was not likely to keep a package marked "POISONOUS ANIMALS" sitting on the shop floor for very long. After cutting a hole in the box, I unceremoniously chucked the screaming mass into the trunk, and went to go watch television.

Despite the fears of Dr. Arapace, this turned out to be a successfully outsourced project. If I had attempted to kill those bugs myself, I probably would have taken much longer to entomb my neighbour's house in barbed spiderwebs and leach the blood from their bodies. It's simply not a tactic I would have considered for myself, which is why you go to the pros when you want things done fast.

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Since Plaggs cataclysm is so dangerous if he doesn't have an owner

Does that mean that Tikki power of creation is stronger too? And can she control what she creates? Does she have the ability to create giant buildings, enormous states or even planets? Universes?

[dingledinosaur]

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When p   oetry spews out of meI without a fuSE.., when art finds its homeA in my s/k/i/n/ cells, unde..r my fingernails,M

then I’  see why. whYA

I’m te heo. A DDEDsolate protagonist.L alone in hiMSelf.O                               Nonsense in rhyme,N made dea=dly in “all good health”.E

Wh)))en my b14ones become skin,---I and my skin} becomes c(ins)arapace,N then ill see. [[T

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I don’t nEEDI TO BE SAVEdS  i willW >>> save myO

i willR saL veD

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