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crying laughing about the drama in my life right now😂😂
#so my work friend got fired yesterday because of bullshit reasoning rught#and so tonight I’m out in public telling my best friend about it#but like there’s no one around at the moment when we’re talking about this because it’s right after a movie we went to see#and she pushes the door of the theater open and we are the last ones leaving this showing ok#and she opens the door and she’s shit talking my boss because she once worked with me a long time ago so she knows him#plus I’ve given her all the details I know about this dumb situation#and who should walk by right as we fucking open that door??#my boss’s boss…. the one who fired my work friend yesterday and who we were also lowkey shut talking#so I immediately shut the fuck up because he knows me well enough he could recognize my voice and/or my face even if I’m out of work and out#of uniform luckily he keeps walking straight and we walk in a different direction but I’m like ‘that was *insert boss’s boss’s name*’ so we#are both laughing like oh shit 😂😂 and she’s like damn hope you’re not the next one to get fired now which like cmon I don’t think they can#fire me for that even if I was saying this stuff at work#but we walk outside towards her car and we get close and realize that his truck is like 3 away from her car and I’m like hiding at this#point so he won’t see me bc he definitely went out a different exit door than us and pulled out of the parking spot right as we reached her#car but I’m like…. what are the odds of running into him here? he doesn’t even live here so I wouldn’t have thought he’d be hanging around a#and going to see a movie on a Thursday night by himself instead of driving home since he lives like 3 hours from here
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Urban Wyatt x Reader Instagram AU
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yourusername Married no more, but can’t help but miss how I used to eat his ass…… jokes aside, that used to be my mouth and lip filled with his load.
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urbanwyatt You play too damn much 😭😭
druski I love this 😂😂 so messy and I’m here for it.
jackharlow I can’t keep defending you 🤦🏼♂️
yourusername Huh? Wdym?
yourbestiename PENDEJAAAA
yourbestiename CUENTA EQUIVOCADA!!!!!!
yourusername Oh shit 😳
yourbestiename DELETE
yourusername No, it’ll be worse if I post and delete. Oh well 🤷🏻♀️ 😬
user not you bashing your baby daddy
urbanwyatt Where did she bash me? Because all I got from that is she misses when I used to hit the back of her throat.
yourusername LMAAO I HATE YOU!!!!
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urbanwyatt She did the damn thing 🖤
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jackharlow She really did.
neelamthadhani The most stressful few days getting all this planned. Glad everything came out perfect and that the stress it’s finally over 😮💨
urbanwyatt Knowing the both of you, I know this was probably so stressful.
user Oh Urby gots a new girl? And she planned him a surprise party? GOALS ASF. He said thank you next 💅🏼
yourusername HAHAHHAAAAAA
user You’re laughing that he moved on so fast? Be happy he found someone better because you weren’t it mama.
yourusername Well MAMA, sorry to burst your bubble, but I did this set up. So, thank YOU, Next.
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yourusername Happy birthday to my favorite chair. Here’s to more craziness and messiness between us. Thank you for giving me some of my happiest moments, and for our beautiful baby girl. I love you for life.
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urbanwyatt 😂😂 I love you.
jackharlow 🤦🏼♂️ Y’all are a whole mess
druski Not the favorite chair!!!!!! lmaao you still be hitting that?
yourusername 🤫
user Girl give it up already!!! move on. he’s not yours anymore
user no really, she tries so hard to make it seem like they’re in good terms but you know she misses him.
user she wants to stay in his life when she’s been homie hopping since they broke up.
yourusername That’s still my baby daddy, my best friend. I don’t play about him, so y’all can fucking chill. Bothered over someone y’all don’t even know on a personal level. I haven’t even been entertaining a man because I’m not ready. Homie hopping? Lmaaaooo okaaaayyy yeaaaa, my next victim is Avatar
cozane I’m down, hop your way over here now!!!! 🙄
druski Damn all this under his birthday post? Y’all savages.
urbanwyatt Don’t act like you’re not eating this up.
druski You’re right, I love it 😈
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urbanwyatt Started my birthday flower picking with my little one, ended up fucking up the strip club with my baby mama 😜 she’s better than yours 🤭🫡
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yourusername 😛😛😛
cozane strip club with y/n is always crazy
urbanwyatt It always is……
druski So are y’all fucking fucking? Or just fuckingggggg???? 👀
yourusername LMAOO 🙈🫢
druski Answer the question
yourusername NO
druski No as in ya not fucking or no as in you’re not answering?
urbanwyatt How about mind your business
yourbestiename HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST TIO NINO TO MY MIA BUG. Thank you Urby for loving my babies, you’re the best uncle ever and the greatest best friend to my husband and to me. Our lives wouldn’t be the same if you aren’t in it. Cheers to 25 and cheers to many more years. We love you and I hope you loved the little art and crafts present the kids made for you.
urbanwyatt 🥹🥹🥹 it’s my birthday and I’ll cry if I want to, because I’m definitely crying right now. The kids and Cassie made this birthday 100 times better. Thank you.
druski So can I tell them that Y/N cried in the Harlows guest bedroom and wanted to leave the part SHE HELPED MAKE???
urbanwyatt You’re annoying
druski We’ve been known that.
wehateynclub 🤭 She cried lmao
hateryn Because she lost her man
stassie Happy birthday baby zaddyyyy 😋
urbanwyatt fuck off
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urbanwyatt Family vacation 🤞🏼 love my girls 💗 birthday celebration still going hard! Thanks to baby mama 😊😘
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jackharlow Enjoy brother 💜
yourbestiename Yay, so happy you guys are having a good time. I love you y’all
cozane Fam ♥️
druski where do you and Jackie boy get these girls because the way they celebrate y’all’s birthday is like a all month thing
druski But I guess happy birthday yet again loser
yourusername I love you, always 😜💗
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“you left your underwear back at my place.” Jily
Because this made me laugh when I read it
I hope this makes you laugh too @liiilyevans 😂
Rating: M
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When Lily wakes up, it’s to a pounding headache and a bitter taste in her mouth that informs her – in a voice that sounds eerily like Petunia – that she shouldn’t have downed the five flaming vodka shots at the end of the night. But Marlene had already ordered them and it would’ve been such a waste.
Lily groans and reaches for her phone, determined to tell Marlene off for making her feel so damn horrible, but she's rather distracted by the message that blinks innocently at her on the screen.
Unknown: Hi : D You left your underwear at my place. Let me know when you're awake - I can drop them off.
Lily stares at the message...someone has obviously typed in the wrong number; it was hazy, but she remembers getting in the cab alone. And her underwear was still–
Oh no.
Lily frantically yanks up her dress, staring in horror at her very knickerless–
Lily: Who is this?
Had she shagged the cab driver? She couldn’t remember if he was cute or not. Oh god, what if she’d given in to the building super who had been hitting on her for months. He was like fifty! That would explain why he had her number. Shit, double shit.
Lily: Is this Horace?
Unknown: Wait, you're shagging Slughorn?
A wave of pure relief swept through Lily; she was not – thank god – shagging her super.
Lily: No! No more questions!
Who are you?
I’ve woken up with no knickers and am now checking the opening hours for my nearest chemist so I can go buy a fucking pregnancy test.
And get an STI screening!
I do not have time for games right now!
Tell me who you are and return my knickers at once!
Unknown:
Woah, hold on a sec
You don’t need a pregnancy test or an STI screening
At least not because of last night
Lily:
And how would you know that genius?
Unless you’re infertile and a virgin there’s a chance of both!
Again, who am I speaking with?????
Unknown: I am neither infertile nor a virgin
Lily: Then you don’t “know” shit, do you?
Unknown: But we did not have sex last night
Lily: Oh!
Unknown: And this is your neighbour, James
Lily: I don’t have a neighbour named James!
James: I beg to differ. Listen, can you answer your door?
Even with that warning, Lily still jumped when a sharp rap sounded in her apartment. She had quite a few things to say to this man! She didn’t have a neighbour named James; she would know, she’d been living in this apartment for three years. Alice and Frank lived down the hall – they were looking for a bigger place since the arrival of their little one – in number seven. Arabella – a lady who had more cats than square metres – lived in number six. Number five held a charming set of twins – Gideon and Fabian – who Lily was happy to flirt with every time they got mail at the same time. She was in number five and number four–
Oh no.
Lily doesn't have time to stop her hand as it reaches out in front of her and opens the door.
Fit bloke from number four.
He looks even more delicious and Lily is suddenly rather regretful he’d said they hadn’t shagged. But she’s distracted from that thought by the sudden assault of memories.
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“Pads?” James calls, hearing the door slam shut. He barely glances up from his phone as he frowns at the latest next his mother’s sent him.
He does jump up at the ensuing crash – and rather loud silence in place of his brother’s usual greeting – running to the hallway and greeted with a rather strange sight.
The beautiful redhead from number five is sprawled out on his floor and seems to be giving her shoe a rather harsh verbal lashing.
“What are you making me trip for, you stupid thing!”
“Are you sure it’s the shoe that made you trip and not the several glasses of whatever you’ve been drinking?” James interrupts with a laugh.
She spins around, obviously caught by surprise, before letting out a triumphant yell as she yanks one heel off, then the other, tossing them carelessly over her shoulder. James winces at the mark the first one leaves on his wall but decides it’s nothing when her second shoe narrowly misses the vase his mother had gifted him.
“I think you’re in the wrong apartment,” James says kindly. She looked quite plastered. “Would you like me to–”
“I’m not in the wrong apartment!” Lily interrupts confidently. “You’re fit-man!”
“I’m James actually?” James says, rather bewildered. “And if anyone is fit here, it’s you!”
The redhead looks rather delighted at his compliment. “That’s excellent that you think so! This will work rather nicely then!”
“What will work nic– Hey! What are you doing?”
Jame thinks it’s a fair question since she’s hiked up her dress – he was not going to look – and was tugging her deep blue lacy knickers – no looking! – down her pale legs.
“Well, how are we supposed to do it with them on?” The redhead says, shooting him a look that James thinks is supposed to mean duh when in reality, he’s quite far from understanding anything at the moment.
“It?” James asks, clearing his throat and happy she doesn't appear to notice he sounds like a frog.
“Don’t you know what sex is?” And now she’s giggling at him, bright and free and drunk.
“I know what sex is,” James feels the need to clarify. “But we can’t do it right now.” No matter how much I wish we could.
“Why not?” She demands, her eyes wide – and mesmerising – and horrified as she stares at him.
“Because you’re drunk,” James breaks to her gently, fighting back a laugh. “And I don’t even know your name.”
“Lily.” A pause. “I suppose it would be odd to have sex with me when you don’t know my name.”
James nods vigorously, glad she’s seeing some sense. Hopefully he can convince her to go back to her apartment so he doesn't have to keep telling his cock to stay the fuck down.
“It’s a pity I’m drunk,” she tells him. “I was really hoping for an orgasm before bed, it really helps me sleep, you know?”
James chokes on the very air he was supposed to be breathing. He does know but he’s not going to tell her that. “I suppose you’ll have to sort that out yourself."
Lily heaves a long sigh like he’s announced Christmas has been cancelled. “Are you sure you can’t help me?” she pouts.
You’re sure James, he tells himself sternly.
“I’m sure,” he confirms. “You’re drunk.” He says this out loud for his benefit as much as for hers.
“So you would help me if I wasn’t drunk?”
I would bury my face between your legs and make you cum over and over again.
“Would love to,” James says instead. “If you still want to of course.”
“I’ll still want to,” Lily declares surely and James hopes so, but he won’t hold it against her if she doesn’t. “Oh no!”
“Oh no what?”
“I’m going to be sick.”
Well shit.
James scrambles to his feet, thankful the bathroom is in the hallway as he helps her stand and rushes her to the toilet. He holds her hair as she retches into the toilet and offers her a glass of water when she’s done.
“Now I’ve ruined it” Lily sighs regretfully as she leans her cheek against the toilet seat.
“Ruined what?”
“My sexiness! This is decidedly un-sexy.”
He shouldn’t be flirting – she's drunk – but James can’t help but reassure her. “You could throw up in my toilet all day long and I’ll still think you're beautiful.”
“You would?”
“I would. But let’s talk about this tomorrow, okay? I think you could use some sleep.”
“You’re fit and nice. Do you think I could marry you someday?”
“How about we go on a sober date first,” James proposes, shoving aside the image of her in a white dress that his traitorous mind procures.
“If we must,” Lily hums, letting him pull her up. She grabs a pen off his console and – rather neatly, given how drunk she is – writes her number on his arm. “Now you can find me again!”
She looks so pleased with herself that James doesn’t remind her he only needs to walk three metres to her door. Instead, he grabs her shoes as he guides her out his door and down the hallway. When he sees her safely to bed – her eyes are already heavy – he slips out to leave her in peace.
Damn. Her knickers.
He grins as he reaches into his pocket for his phone, typing in the numbers neatly scrawled on his arm.
James: Hi : D You left your underwear at my place…
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I’m not the one who sent in the TikTok pen in the cup ask but I would love to see James and Sirius or Leo and Reg because who knows what those chaotic duos will come up with 😂
Leo and Reg's friendship is so cute and I can't wait to see more of it in Vaincre. Character credit goes to @lumosinlove!
TW for brief mention of alcohol at the very beginning
“You know, you could’ve just leaned it on the table leg,” Leo mused, his legs half-crossed while he tossed a pen in the air.
“I am a genius, and you don’t appreciate me,” Regulus muttered as he leaned away from the camera, then fist-pumped when it stayed upright and pulled a small cup into frame before sitting next to Leo at the wall. “C’est bien. You’re up.”
Leo chewed his lower lip for a moment. “If this goes in, you have to…take a shot.” The pen bounced off the floor in front of the cup. “Damn.”
“If this goes in, you can only speak French with me for a full day.” Regulus tossed his own pen—it flew past the phone and he cursed under his breath, grabbing a second. “You can only speak—”
“No!” Leo laughed, snatching the pen away and whacking him over the head with it. “Cheater! If this goes in, you have to play goalie for me—hey!”
Regulus raised his eyebrows with a look of perfect innocence. “Quoi?”
“You elbowed me!”
“I did nothing of the sort. If this goes in, you have to call your mother and tell her we’re dating.” The pen completed a perfect arc, then hit the rim; Leo’s eyes went wide before the pen clattered off the edge and he collapsed back against the wall with a sigh.
“Oh, thank fuck.”
“I was really banking on that one,” Regulus laughed.
“You are so lucky she likes you.” Leo ran both through his hair before sitting upright again. “Alright, if this goes in, you have to call Cap and tell him we’re dating.”
“He’d never believe it,” Regulus scoffed, though visible relief washed over him when the pen missed.
“He would if you told him.”
“I’m not even into guys.”
“You’re not into anyone.”
“He especially wouldn’t believe it if I said I was dating you.”
Leo gave him a look. “Why, have you been shit-talking me?”
“Always. If this goes in, you have to buy me ice cream every day until I go back.”
Leo tried to push him, but Regulus shoved him away by the face and tossed the pen. “No!”
“Fuck yes!” Regulus whooped when the pen spun to a stop inside the cup. “That’s, what, five more days?”
“Why are you good at this?” Leo groaned, clonking his forehead on Regulus’ shoulder. “More importantly, why am I bad at this?”
“It was my job to put very small things in a small space, and your job to keep them from getting there,” Regulus said around his smile. “It’s a good thing I don’t have to get it past you.”
“Aw, that was mushy.”
Regulus pulled a face at him and threw the next pen at his nose. “Your turn.”
“If this goes in, you have to clean my room.” The pen spun in the air, then landed with a neat clink.
“No!”
“Yes!” Leo crowed at the same time, throwing both hands in the air. “This was the best decision I have ever made!”
“I’m telling your boyfriends you said that,” Regulus mumbled, scrubbing both hands over his face.
“They’re gonna be so excited,” Leo practically cackled.
“If this goes in, I don’t have to clean your room.” Hope lit Regulus’ expression as the pen hit the cup, but it drained away in a second when it bounced out again. “That counted.”
“Nope, no it didn’t—”
“It totally counts—”
“—bounced out, it’s on the floor—”
“—was in the cup two—”
“It’s not there now!”
Leo yelped as Regulus jammed a handful of pens down the back of his shirt, then reached over and dragged him into a headlock to ruffle his hair. “You’re going to break me!” Regulus protested even as he grabbed the back neckline of Leo’s shirt and tried to haul it over his head.
“You’ve taken harder checks than this! From your own brother, too!”
“That’s different! Sirius is built like a brick house, you’re—”
“Wall,” Leo corrected loudly; his shoulders shook with laughter and Regulus detangled himself in a hurry. “Brick wall, Reg, holy shit.”
“It’s the same thing!”
Leo just shook his head, wheezing slightly as he took the next pen. “If this goes in, you have to tell him you said that—yes!”
“What is the fucking difference?” Regulus asked, shooting a concerned look at the cup with its three pens. Leo managed to sit up enough to whisper in his ear and he turned vivid red, then covered his face with his hands.
“And you have to tell him now!” Leo said gleefully.
“Absolutely not.”
“You do.” Leo wiped away the tears that had gathered under his eyes with a smile and passed a pen over, shaking his head. “Oh, god, my stomach hurts now. That is the best part of my day, right there.”
“If this makes it in, I get to hide in a hole for the next six years.” The pen clattered off the rim. “Merde. You know, I bet Sirius wouldn’t even get the joke.”
“But if he did…”
“But he won’t.”
“But he might.”
“He won’t.”
“Remus would.”
Regulus exhaled heavily. “And then Sirius would know and then they’d never stop making jokes about it. You are my least favorite person in the world.”
Leo just grinned at him and took aim with a new pen. “If this makes it in, I get to ask Sirius about your most embarrassing childhood moment.”
“Ha!” Regulus smacked him lightly on the thigh when he missed. “See? Vengeance. If this goes in, I get to keep your Mardi Gras hoodie.”
“You bitch,” Leo gasped. The pen rolled offscreen and Regulus made a face. “Yeah, that’s what you get for trying to take my favorite.”
“I’d have to pry it off Logan, wouldn’t I?”
“Oh, for sure.”
“Shit.”
“If this goes in, you have to make us a snack and—” Leo held his hand up as Regulus opened his mouth to speak. “—it has to be that weird hockey puck toast thing. Hell yeah!”
“I don’t think we have any bananas in the house,” Regulus said as he eyed the pen, resting his chin on his hand before taking a new one and sitting upright. “If I win, you have to quit the NHL and come back to school with me next—oh.”
They both stared at the cup in shock as the pen swirled in a neat circle, then came to rest alongside four others. Dead silence fell. “I…was not expecting that to go in,” Leo said after a moment.
Regulus blinked. “Me neither.”
“Does that…?”
A smile crept over Regulus’ face. “If I have to clean your room, then you have to come back—”
“I can’t—”
“It’ll be so fun!”
“No—”
“Look at me.” Regulus released one of Leo’s wrists to gesture between their faces, still grinning. “Look at me. If you don’t have to come back with me, then I don’t have to clean your room.”
“You—” Leo pressed his lips together and sighed through his nose. “Fine. But you still have to tell Sirius—”
“Oh, no, no, no—"
#regulus black#leo knut#sweater weather#coast to coast#vaincre#lumosinlove#my fic#sirius black#tiktok trend#pen in cup#social media#friendship
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Want me back
Shikamaru x Reader
The one where holidays sucks and even though you vowed you’d never go back to your ex boyfriend he’s the only one who seems to understand you during these troubling times!
Warnings: Modern Au, mentions of drug use (weed) , casual sex (that complicates things more than fixes it 🤦🏾♀️😂), angst & fluff! Minors dni !
I’ve been waiting for this writers block to end forever, this was a story I originally scrapped but after scrapping almost all my drafts I felt like shit and was lowkey getting back to bad depressive habits, so I did what I do best, indulge in caffeine with my already fucked sleep cycle and this was born. Enjoy! :)
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You inhaled deeply from the blunt, letting the effects make its way through your system. You needed this you told yourself. Ignoring the way your friend laughed as you coughed upon the first inhale. You usually only smoked before bed but after tonight’s disaster of a family dinner that left you irritated and upset, you found yourself huddled with your best friend in a blanket, watching the night sky. You had come home for the holidays, hoping to be greeted with loving arms and smiles but instead, you were met with intruding questions and mean comments from your older relatives.
“Man,” You say exhaling the smoke, passing the blunt to Ino. She accepts it, scrolling on her phone as you spoke. “When did the Holidays stop being fun?” You ask.
“I hear that. I’ll tell you what, If my dad asks when me and Sai will have kids I’m going to scream. I mean I want some eventually, but like jeez we’re still young. I still want to travel more, you know?” She says. She locks her phone and throws an arm over your shoulder rocking the both of you.
“Well if no one is going to be happy about you being home, let me be the first to say that I am ecstatic! No one makes me laugh more than you do!” You smile sadly, you want to match her energy but after the shit show that is your family dinner you’re left in a sour mood. It all started when your aunts bought up the way you were dressed, literally nothing scandalous, tights and a hoodie, hell you’d been driving all day to get here. What did they expect? A ball gown and your face done up to the nines? The night only worsened when the comparisons started. “He’s been accepted into every university he’s applied for, she is already in a high position at the job and she just graduated college. What about you (y/n) what have you been up to?” You stumbled through an explanation of how you’ve been travelling across the country sightseeing and research before your final year in college started. Apparently, that answer wasn’t good enough because then the elders started bickering amongst themselves asking why they were paying for your tuition if this is what you had planned on doing. You sighed and closed your eyes, trying not to let the night ruin your mood especially now that you were united with your best friend, Ino. You both had been inseparable since grade school, though you left Konoha to go to college elsewhere, you never stopped texting and FaceTiming each other.
“Bitch don’t freak out, but um, your ex is here.” Ino whispers, giggling and nodding to the right.
“Oh fucking hell, as if this night wasn’t already going terribly.” You mutter and follow her eyes. There he is, and gods why does he have to look so damn good? He’s wearing a long sleeved black Henley despite the chill in the air it’s the only thing covering his arms, his jeans are plain, slim fitting, you have to do a double take because he’s wearing a pair of shoes you’d gotten for him as a birthday present. His hair seems longer than the last you saw him, how long had it been a year? No two? You weren’t sure but the way it hung past his shoulders and flowed in the wind kind of made you feel a certain way but you were convinced it was the weed.
You tear your eyes away when you see that he’s not here alone. Standing next to him is a blonde, she’s smiling up at him, her hairs is done in two pigtails with her bangs delicately placed to frame her face. Based on her body language, these two seem well acquainted, she reaches her arm up to caress his cheek lovingly and he leans into it. You think you’re going to be sick.
“Shit! I forgot, He’s been seen with Temari girl, since the summer.” Ino says still staring in a very obvious way (literally perching on the table, staring) You shake your head and relight the blunt. You were going to save this for later tonight to enjoy before bed but seeing how the gods above were plotting against your demise, you need to finish this.
“We can stay, I’ll finish this and we can head back to your place.” You say exhaling and passing it to her.
“I’m fine boo, seems like you need it more than me. I’m sorry, I’m a terrible friend I should’ve known more people we know would’ve been here-” You cut her off with a wave and a shake of your head.
“Not your fault, Let’s just enjoy however long I’m here, I’m pretty sure my elders are shipping me off to their preferred school after all my bad decision making.” You put air quotes and roll your eyes and then sit up.
“They’re insufferable, like for real. I took one year off and all of a sudden I’m a terrible grandchild who’s shaming the family. It’s ridiculous.” You sniffle and groan wiping away angrily at the hot tears streaming down your face. Ino nods listening to your ranting, she places her arms around you again and hugs you.
“Well don’t cry, your folks have always been hmm traditional, they don’t know how different things are, I mean did they see how good you look compared to two years ago? You were so stressed and then the breakup? That’s kind of insensitive of them.” Ino says and you agree, because you were working your ass off to complete school in a ridiculously short amount of time, and for what? The approval of family who never even showed they cared for you a single bit.
“I feel like sometimes all they care about is status, socially, wealth, like fuck we’re humans. Gods I’m a mess.” You groan burying your face in Ino’s shoulder.
“It’s okay, I’m sorry you’re going through this.” She supplies rubbing your back sympathetically. You’re about to suggest leaving but then you hear your name being called from a distance.
“Okay we gotta go, Shikamaru and his blonde pup are approaching and I can’t have him seeing you like this because that motherfucker has some ego on him and if he says something I’m not sure if I’ll stop myself from punching him in his shit.” Ino huffs, she pulls you to stand up with her, and he calls your name, this time he sounds closer. You duck your head and follow quickly after Ino and thankfully make it to her car without an incident.
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Shikamaru stares as the red jeep backs away and then peel out into traffic. He scoffs because he was positive you had heard him, you just had your head too far up Ino’s ass to listen to him.
“Fuck, that’s annoying.” He grumbles to himself. He pulls a cigarette from the pack he’s been shaking and lights it. He hears shuffling behind him and turns around smiling apologetically.
“Who was that?” Temari asks, she crosses her arms over her chest and pulls the jacket, his jacket, tighter across her frame. A pout sets in her face as she frowns. He inhales the cigarette, and blows the smoke away quickly, shakes his head and waves off in the direction he was shouting in.
“Just a couple of friends from high school, hadn’t seen them in a while is all.” He lies. He’d seen Ino earlier that week when she re-upped with her boyfriend Sai, and he hadn’t seen y/n in gods know how long, and he damn sure wasn’t letting Temari know that she was his ex, the one he’d just told her about, the one he’s admitted to never getting over. Fuck his life was a mess.
“Cmon let’s get you a hot chocolate.” He says suddenly stamping out the cigarette. She smiles slowly, and accepts his outstretched hand. She starts a new conversation and Shikamaru is glad she’s talkative and telling a story because he’s not sure he trust himself to respond to her considering he hasn’t been listening to a thing she’s said since they sat down. The only thoughts floating around his mind were when the hell did you get back to Konoha and how the hell could he leave now, knowing you were here?
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The car ride to Ino’s apartment is silent. You opted out of listening to the radio, but you also couldn’t put in the effort to start a conversation.
Your phone vibrating in the cup holster brings you out of your thoughts, you reach for it preparing to lie to your parents about your whereabouts but you stop short.
“Is it your mom?” Ino asks glancing over at you, you shake your head and show her the phone before pressing the red button, forwarding his call.
“Oh damn, he’s adamant.” Is all Ino says you sigh and put your phone back down, a few seconds later the phone vibrates, this time you hesitate before looking at your phone.
“Girl the audacity.” You mumble unlocking your phone when you see he’s also texting you.
“What he say?” Ino asks coming to a stop at a red light, you hand her your phone.
“Are you going to respond?” Ino asks, handing you the phone back.
“Honestly no. I’ve got so much shit on my plate, if I let this guy back in my life I promise you I’d be hella stressed, even more so than I am now. Hell no! Shikamaru is off limits, no go zone.” You said, it sounds defensive, even to your own ears so you avoid meeting Ino’s gaze saved by the green light and the car honking behind her. She flips them off but drives away once again in silence.
You both finally reach her apartment and you can hear the noise from Sai & Naruto’s antics going on before you enter. You smile for the first time that night, the night can definitely turn around if you’re hanging out with your friends. Ino unlocks the door but doesn’t open it. She turns to face you and hugs you, one that catches you off guard because suddenly you have tears slipping past your eyes.
“Listen, y/n, I don’t want to seem like I’m coming off as a bitch but I also want to be forward with you. I don’t think it’s in your best interest to respond or even get involved with Shikamaru.” You freeze in the embrace and pull back, frowning at your friend.
“My elders have just told me they’re not paying for my travel anymore and you think I’m worried about my ex from 2 years ago? My mom just insinuated that I was rapidly gaining weight and you think Shikamaru is on my mind? That’s low, even for you Ino.” You say pushing away from her.
“No, head me out,” she says while holding her hand up in front of her. “You’re in such a good place with yourself, like I know things at home aren’t going well but fuck that you’re going to be moving out soon right? Let’s focus on that. Shikamaru bought out the worst in you. I don’t think I want to be there to pick up the pieces again.” Ino admits, looking away as she says the last bit.
“Ino, for the love of gods, I deleted his message the minute you passed me back my phone, I’m not gonna give the kid a second thought, swear!” You snap. Ino sighs and closes her eyes. She doesn’t push the conversation further, thankfully.
“Are we telling them that we saw him?” Ino asks you shrug your shoulders and bite back and insult, you knew Ino liked to gossip and if you didn’t tell them now, you were sure they’d know by tomorrow morning.
“Whatever, as long as it’s out and open in the air and over with.” She hugs you again, and though you’re upset, you accept the embrace again.
“I love you okay, and I care about you. I just don’t want to see you broken.” She mumbles and you nod, biting the inside of your cheek to keep from crying.
“Oh man it’s not the food, just your girlfriend and y/n outside!” You both jump apart and turn to glare at Naruto who’s scowling back at you both.
“Shut your mouth, we have neighbors and I don’t want to be kicked out because of your loud ass mouth.” Ino shushes him, pushing him back inside. You laugh and hope to god your face isn’t puffy from all the crying you’ve been doing.
“Welcome home y/n!” Naruto shouts, squeezing you in a strong hold.
“You’re a fucking idiot.” You laugh but hug him back, following into the apartment.
You’ve been to their apartment multiple times but each time things change, like now there’s a huge sectional in the living room, Ino had previously deemed sectionals ugly and out of date, yet here she was having worlds biggest and comfiest in her living room. You kicked off your shoes and sat in the corner, and accepted the hard cider from Sai. Ino sat next to you and leaned against your side. Naruto went back to the tv, they had a pause screen on their game, Sai playing on the computer in the corner and Naruto on the tv.
“Ino has a secret.” Sai says, swinging around to face the group. You groan as she begins chuckling. For as long as you’ve known the couple they both had you convinced they had telekinetic powers or something because Sai always seemed to know when Ino was upset before Ino could even realize she was upset. You think it’s because he grew up in foster care, being with so many families made him a tab bit more intuitive than others, he was able to read emotions and understand the way people felt before they spoke on it.
“That’s so weird.” You shudder, taking a long gulp of the cider. Ino sits up and leans back sipping on her own drink but nodding, because Sai was right, as always.
“Y/n saw Shikamaru, and he was with Temari.” She confirms, nodding her head at the boys shocked expression.
“Yep, and She’s not going to do anything stupid like I dunno try to fix what doesn’t need to be fixed.” You say bitterly. Ino shoots you a look, and you have to look away because you know you’re being mean. Ino only wanted the best for you.
“Shit, that sucks.” Naruto says rubbing his jaw absentmindedly. It was always kind of awkward for Naruto because he’d grown up with both you and Shikamaru. After the breakup you always felt awkward talking shit about his friend in front of him, until he pulled you to the side and reassured you that any words you’ve ever spoken wouldn’t be relayed to the other but you still didn’t fully trust him. Naruto was known to be quite Mischievous.
Sai on the other hand wasn’t too fond of Shikamaru, except for the fact that he was the only person who supplied good weed in Konoha, he was always on time when he’d ask to meet for a re-up and he always knew his strains. So he wasn’t that bad in Sai’s books, except he broke your heart and you were like a little sister to him so he was kind of a piece of shit for that, whatever Sai wasn’t going to get mixed in the politics, he just wanted to buy good weed from a person that wasn’t shady. Like Kiba Inuzuka, the guy was cool, his suppliers however were not.
“Well how did seeing him make you feel?” Sai asked, already working on rolling a new blunt.
“Honestly, it’s over and I’m ready to have fun with my friends so can we please stop talking about that dickhead?” You groan. Sai nods, the sound of a lighter flickering has all eyes on him as he lights up.
“Girl you might wanna call your people and let them know you’re spending the night, hell let them be mad, and let’s just have fun.” Ino says accepting the blunt from her boyfriend. You smile and nod in agreement, shooting your parents a message in a group chat, you turn your phone on do not disturb and spend the rest of the night catching up with your friends.
Ch.2
#naruto anime#modern au#fanfic#shikamaru x y/n#shikamaru x reader#shikamaru nara#naruto uzumaki#saiino#sai x ino#sai naruto#ino yamanaka#Temari#wantmebackfic
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okay LDOMLT LATEST CHEP let’s fucking go
• You’re embarrassed to admit that it never even occurred to you that Min Yoongi might be a person with a past and a hometown and stories to tell. how insensitive of you to say that!!! 😭
• it’s just been the intial hours of morning and we are already snapping at people! poor woman…..
• Universal jokes!!! cosmic coincidences !!! all things fav
• whoa whoa whoa we are laughing together ????? where is my LDOMLT COUPLE AND WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO WITH THEM!!!
• whoa whoa whoa now we are defending prod asshole wow! character development go brrrrrr!
• Your stomach twists with a feeling that you imagine must be similar to having just kicked a puppy. i am gonna file a petition to Free JK from this K drama
• He frowns at it, then up at you, like he can’t quite figure out what’s happening. SAME I AM YOONGI FROWNING AT MY SCREEN WONDERING IF I AM ACTUALLY READING LDOMLT
• It’s maple,” he says as you slowly pick it up and investigate the contents. It’s still warm. “I asked for the most disgustingly sweet thing they had.” awwww look at them, it’s my fav emotionally dense couple flirting
• Jimin glances up at the ceiling, as if asking for strength YOU AND ME BOTH MOCHI, YOU AND ME BOTH
• DENIAL DENIAL DENIAL DENIAL DENIAL
• “I’m gonna go fuck him,” oh???? did i speak too soon !!!
• nothing can be normal with you idiots . i’m giggling wow
• “If • DENIAL DENIAL DENIAL DENIAL DENIAL
• “I’m gonna go fuck him,” oh???? did i speak too soon !!!
• nothing can be normal with you idiots . i’m giggling wow
• “If you’re really calling me begging to get fucked, the least I can do is provide the transportation. Just send me your location.” there’s my dear prod asshole, stop switching your personality will you, i’m having whiplash will all the character development!!!
• “It’s funny. I always feel like I have to do better, even now. I get obsessed with work because it’s better than being depressed. And most of the time it feels like there’s nothing else to do anyway. I just work myself to death because it’s my only reason to stay alive.” and i can see how personal this piece of chapter might be to you, really. i hope you’re doing well :’)
• ahh so now the darkest part are finally surfacing!! very cathartic and very beautiful written!!!
• Well fuck !! i did not expect that! the ground slipped from beneath my feet for a second! what the fuck (at yoongi admitting he was suicidal)
• finally we are fucking in a private place jesus
• oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
• M why you making these bunnies fuck without protection oh god
• I guess neither of us realized who we were dealing with.” YOU, JUNGKOOK,M and readers!! all of us 😂😂😂😂 I LOVE THAT FUCKING LINE
• SHIT I’ve to be somewhere and there’s still a significant part left it seems fuccccckkkkkkl
• Yoongi is a fucking sight when he leans back to look up at you: long hair falling in his face, eyes dark with lust!! reminds me of his recent ethereal insta post with messy hair and droopy gaze!!
• “I miss your cock,” you whine, fucked close enough to be shameless. who the fuck are you and what the fuck have you done with LDOMLT READER
• i would have woken him up and asked why he slept outside on the couch in his own house but hey that’s just me 🥹
• damn the slap to JK( yes i’m calling it a slap because it was worse than that) idk who to feel bad about it here tho😭 i mean She’s right for saying how this isn’t JK’s business really, if this was Jimin we were talking about may be we could have let that pass. And he is not even being subtle about it, it’s worse to just let it simmer like this under the pretence of friendship than ask directly if you’re interested but he’s also like a lost puppy 😭😭😭oh god
• Oh my my my we are finally going to LA, ngl i was so impatient when you had mentioned earlier how there’s still one chep left before grammys but after going through this it really feels necessary and the most important for character development.
aaaaaaaaa what an emotional whirlwind this was and so much worth the wait!! as i’ve said repeatedly i love how layered characters in your storyline’s are. and with the usual scenario it’s either one of them really fucked up and the other being the saviour! which isn’t the case usually when we talk about something real! but here, they both are scratching the past trauma , at least they’ve started to. it will be worthwhile to witness the journey.
thank you for your hard work :)
i apologise if this has gotten too long for you read although i know you love long ass messages :’)
p.s. i’m streaming astronaut and so should everyone! okbye
YES Y'ALL BETTER BE STREAMING 🔫🔫🔫
EMOTIONAL WHIRLWIND INDEEEEEED okay let's get it!!!! 🤪
LOL listen.... it's easy to imagine people simply and hard to imagine them complexly 🥲 especially when the person is an asshole and makes your life miserable!!! she is learning from her mistakes..... growth???? probably too soon to call it that lmfao
CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT GO BRRRRR 💀 i know i know!!!! the ice is thawing and nobody was ready for it!!!! least of all these two dummies 🙄
wahhhhh honestly like 80% of what yoongi and reader discuss came from me and the ugly parts of my soul 🤣 it was very cathartic to get it out in this way, and it means a lot that other people are relating to it or can see the honesty in it 🙇♀️
sdfkhjsfsdf listen!!! with the way they've been going at it running out of condoms was a thing that had to happen eventually 🤭 did it just so happen to occur at a time when the feelings are overflowing and it quite LITERALLY forced them to slow down and start to put some pieces together 👀 idk...... 🏃♀️
asking him why he slept on the couch hmmm..... sounds like straightforward honest communication 🫠 we don't do that here 🫠
i appreciate you seeing both sides of the jungkook thing 🥺 i know a lot of people are upset with her delivery and i don't disagree, girl was MEANNNNN. but!!!! he's also clearly been carrying this torch despite multiple conversations where she expressly stated they were just friends and nothing more. that's not exactly fair to her either, and then on top of that to try and tell her what to do when it's at least partially selfishly motivated by his own feelings.... that's not nothing!!!! so yes he got a verbal slap 💀 and yes i still feel bad about it heuigdhkjdgglj baby starrrrrr i'm sorryyyyyyy 🥺
it's true they had a lot growing to do before the grammys!!!! and now who knows wtf is gonna happen 😵💫 i also appreciate you mentioning that there is no "hero" here, they are both deeply fucked up and are only now starting to recognize it in each other and see that commonality 💜 it's definitely making their perspectives shift!!!
thank youuuuu for reading!!!! and never apologize for long feedback because I LIVE FOR IT 👹
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