#armarouge the smol

[skylertheminish]

Bet there's mistakes. Had too much fun doing this though. Those King Salmonids hurt her brother, so she got mad and Dynamaxed somehow (perhaps it was a special?) Little Arma is doing his best.

This hot mess was inspired by the most recent Big Run. Eeltail was a good time!

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[kharmii]

[ghostfan3]

Since my digital program ofcourse doesn't want to work properly today I just did a sketch of a adorable scenario involving smol knights duo and Notch with Meloetta music box

@the-spam-specialist @skylertheminish I hope you'll forgive me, but this precious situation was just too lovely and cute not to draw.

[luceafarul-de-dimineata]

Related to my previous post, here are my headcanons for the pokémon teams the kings would have (feel free to add your own)

Satan:

* Annihilape (A pokémon so angry it died and rage brought it back to life.)

*Tinkaton (Smol and filled with rage, also, very cute.)

*Tyranitar (Idk vibes)

*Hisuian Zeraora (they have the same hair. Also both of them are angry that their people are dying)

Mammon:

*Gholdengo (It's a setient pile of gold)

*Corviknight (It's huge, 250cm, bro that's gigantic. Also, made out of metal which could be gold, why not?)

*Metagross (Tartaros has the best tech in hell, so it makes sense Mammon would have a robot. Bonus points since its shiny has a golden X on its face. Bonus bonus points for Metagross' attack animation)

*Archaludon (Again, made out of metal, but it also has a rivalry with Tyranitar which I think it's pretty cute.)

Leviathan:

*Milotic (They're the same person)

*Gyarados (Did you know that Leviathan also referes to big sea monsters? You did? Bummer.)

*Marowak (Both are orphans)

*Vaporeon (I just think they would be friends)

Beelzebub

*Beedrill (It's a bee, nothing more than that really)

*Slurpuff (Slurpuff has the best smell out of any pokémon, and it's also an ugly dog. And we know that Beelzebub likes ugly dogs sorry not sorry Naberius stans)

*Alcremie (Makes stuff sweeter, who wouldn't want that?)

*Alolan Muk (1st of all, foreign, 2nd of all, it eats garbage. If Beelzebub fucks up his cooking he just gives it to Muk)

Lucifer

*Giratina (Omg, the fallen angel gets the fall from grace pokémon, who would have thought)

*Togekiss (It evolves with friendship and it likes friends and I just want Lucifer to have a support system. Also, a lot of people think that Togepi is a Gen 1 pokémon because of the anime so that would make it kind of a misfit. Perfect for Paradise Lost)

*Melmetal (Nobody really knows what generation to put Meltal and Melmetal in, so, again, into Paradise Lost they go)

*Shedinja (It's dead and it has a halo, I rest my cast)

*Gardevoir (My fav pokémon for my fav character)

Bonus: Some of my favourite nobles with some of my favourite pokémon

Bimet:

*Ceruledge (He orders the dead around, Ceruledge is a ghost, do you see my vision?)

Valefor:

*Armarouge (They're both knights, it makes sense)

*Aegislash (King's Shield, cause Valerof protects Mammon and Mammon is the King so Valerof is the King's shield.)

Eligos

*Sylveon (Ribbons)

*Mawile (I think Mawile is extremely cute, and I always train my ORAS Mawiles to perform well in cuteness contests)

*Cutiefly (It's cute)

Gamigin:

*Drampa (Old chinese-esc dragon. Would probably call it pee-paw and it would be one of his greatest friends)

*Altaria (They are both extremely cuddly)

*Bagon (Small dragon baby that wants to learn how to fly.)

Barbatos:

*Ninetales (it sets up the sun)

That's all I have for now, would maybe update later

[the-spam-specialist]

Ok my curiosity is getting the better of me. Would Guerreo be more strict towards a smol Armarouge? Or would he not even entertain the idea of training one? (Take a wild guess who this is :D).

Unfortunately, Guerrero has an instinctual hostile attitude towards Armarouge. But since smol Armarouge is so young, Guerrero would just ignore him instead of attack him.

[heavenlyhoundoom]

Now to roast Paldea and Kitakami before Sylveon does!(spoilers for people who are buying the entire dlc on Christmas and want to go in blind)

Sprigatito: There are two main sides of sprigatito fans, the rule 34 side and the 4/20 side.

Floragato: Why did you ditch the yo-yo when you evolved, that just makes it pointless!

Meowscarada: The delphox for cat lovers.

Fuecoco: You can join slowpoke in the "No thoughts, head empty" club.

Crocalor: So was the sombrero just a phase!?

Skeledirge: I would have no idea you were a singer if it wasn't for your signature move.

Quaxly: The Donald Duck pokemon.

Quaxwell: You're name is literally Maxwell with a qu instead of an m!

Quaquaval: I know it's 2023 and straight men can present themselves as flamboyant as they want, but this is literally just a gay version of blaziken!

Lechonk: Mmmm bacon....

Oinkolonge: Is this supposed to be the phrase "putting lipstick on a pig" given physical form?

Tarountula: With all that silk on your back, you're basically a walking yarn ball!

Spidops: This is based on the creepiest looking spider, arachnophobes beware...

Nymble: They're a bit more forgettable compared to many other bug pokemon.

Lokix: I really wish that the first bug/Dark pokemon would've been more interesting.

Pawmi: The first pikaclone to evolve, it only took us two decades after pikaclones were introduced.

Pawmo: My roasts about electrode, but with the name placements swapped.

Pawmot: You're only known for being Nemona's signature pokemon.

Tandemaus and Maushold: The first pokemon to canonically have s€x.

Fidough: Butter dog, the dog with the butter.

Dachsbun: Gamefreak, are you never gonna give us a fire/fairy type!?

Smoliv: What can I say about it other than it's smol?

Doliv: If you find this hot, turn yourself into the police.

Arboliva: "Then I saw her face, now I'm Arboliva!"(I'm sorry for that crappy joke)

Squawkabilly: Introducing, Chatot 2.0! Comes in four different flavors, blueberry, sour apple, lemon, and vanilla.

Nacil, Naclstack, and Garganacl: "Insert Minecraft joke here"

Charcadet: It's just a child.

Armarouge: Megamen but red.

Ceruledge: The edgy Armarouge.

Tadbulb: Who put a tadpole in a lightbulb!?

Bellibolt: You'd think with how much Iono hyped this pokemon up that it would be her signature pokemon, but no.

Wattrel and Kilowattrel: The better wingull and Peliper.(I feel like a lot of people want me dead now)

Maschiff: It's dex entry speaks for itself.

Mabosstiff: I can't roast a pokemon Arven loves dearly and jumped through so many hoops to keep alive.

Shroodle: It barley looks anything like the pokemon it evolves into!

Grafaiai: it's a spray paint gremlin.

Bramblin and Brambelghast: Someone round them up before they accidentally ravage Paldea to a wasteland!

Toedscool: I used to hate it until I saw it run with its feet tentacles.(it's so funny)

Toedscreul: It's just as cruel as the pokemon it's based on.

Klawf: I'm so happy that everyone gets to eat the crab this time.

Capsakid: The fact that people use its teeth for cooking makes me uncomfortable.

Scovillan: Why does the green head use fire moves when it's red peppers that are spicier?

Rellor: It's a dung beetle with the face of a proboscis monkey, need I say more?

Rabsca: So is the ball it carries its baby or it's soul, it seems like the pokedex can't make up its mind.

Flittle: This thing looks like candy.

Espathra: The Lady Gaga pokemon.

Tinkatink, Tinkatuff, and Tinkaton: Someone call steel type protective services!

Wiglett: It's a goofy eel!

Wugtrio: They look like hotdogs.

Bombirder: This is definitely a dark twist on the baby delivering stork.

Finizen: Finally, after eight generations, we have a dolphin pokemon.

Palafin: It's ironic that the dolphin pokemon is a hero when real life dolphins are evil.

Varoom and Revavroom: Is the first poison/steel types being egines supposed to be a social commentary on how gas cars are bad for the environment?

Cyclizar: Behold, lizard bike!

Orthworm: How can I roast orthworm when it is such derp baby?

Glimmet: It looks like a certain type of plug.

Glimmora: Why was this Geeta's ace instead of kingambit!?

Grevard: This dog is cute yet terrifying at the same time.

Houndstone: The "why isn't this a rock type" pokemon.

Flamigo: I know the design isn't really creative, but I'm glad we finally got a flamingo pokemon.(I've been wanting one ever since I saw a fake leak of an flamingo based Alolan dodrio.)

Cetoddle: It's a baby whale, I can't roast that.

Cetitan: Looks way stronger than it actually is.

Vuluza: Leave me alone, damn you!

Dondozo: This is just wishcash on steroids.

Tatsugiri: Mmmm sushi....

Annihilape: Poor primape, no one cared about it until it died.

Clodsire: It looks like an éclair.

Dudunsparce: The joke evolution dunsparce deserved.

Kingambit: Why is this pokemon thicc!?

Great Tusk: This pokemon is a badass mammoth, what's there to make fun of!?

Scream Tail: The second shiny I've ever failed.(I thought the regular had red eyes)

Brute Bonnet: Why does it have three legs?

Flutter Mane: You're not a paradox pokemon, you're just a misdreavus with crazier hair, don't lie.

Slither Wing: This is actually a really cool design.

Sandy Shocks: This past paradox makes the least amount of sense!(that's probably the point though)

Iron Threads: It's clear which version had more thought put into their paradox designs.

Iron Bundle: Is this supposed to be a social commentary about how fake and consumeristic Christmas has become?

Iron Hands: "Alright, Pinhead. You're time is up"

Iron Jungulis: Is that even a word!?

Iron Moth and Iron Thorns: It's just Mothra and Mecha Godzilla.

Frigibax, Arctibax, and Baxcalibur: These are all just icy Godzillas!

Gimmigoul: This has got to be one of the most annoying pokemon to evolve!

Gholdengo: It looks like a mascot for string cheese.

Wo-Chien: This is the third grass/dark type in this game!

Chien-Pao: It has the least realistic design out of the four.(But they're still my favorite)

Ting-Lu: I've heard of pinhead but I've never heard of domehead!

Chi-Yu: How are you able to see if you have beads for eyes?

Roaring Moon: This is just an improved redesign of mega salamance.

Iron Valiant: The only future paradox worth catching outside of completing the pokedex.

Koraidon and Miraidon: So Arven's parents, were these pokemon worth dying over!?

Walking Wake and Iron Leaves: So what will you choose? An awesome and ferocious water dragon beast, or a robotic deer thing?

Dipplin: Mmmm caramel apple....

poltchageist: As sadistic as most other ghost types.

Sinistcha: Tis just proves that the ghost type is actually the evil type and not the dark type.

Okidogi: Literally just a green buff doge.

Munkidori: The new ugliest psychic type.

Fezandipiti: Damn, look at those eyelashes!

Ogrepon: She killed the loyal three just because they stole her masks, I don't think that's a proportional punishment.(J.K I know she didn't kill them on purpose)

Blood Moon Ursaluna: It's a zombie bear.(not really)

Raging Bolt: "It's a giraffe!"

Iron Crown: Definatly boring when compared to raging bolt.

Archladon: Ah yes, buildings definitely evolve into bridges.

Terapagos: This pokemon looks terrible without its makeup.

(How do you like that, Sylveon!? I roasted Paldea and Kitakami before you!)

[skylertheminish]

Just learned of Waddle Dee Wednesday so here's my contribution to it.

[skylertheminish]

This took too long to do. Not excusable given my lack of skill lol.

A young knight's trial.

I didn't think going to my GP would be any different than the last few times I've been. Then again I didn't have the two best little knights back then, other than Bandit who was a Ralts at the time. It also never occurred to me this appointment of mine would be rather stressful for the juvenile Armarouge either.

Traffic was light and conditions were dry and sunny which was a pleasant change over the winter weather the past few months. Spring was starting and I welcomed its arrival. After parking up and fetching the two young Pokemon from the car we made our way to the surgery entrance. Armarouge hesitated before following us through the doorway, his sister didn't share his concerns. She immediately greeted the receptionist by beeping and waving her little blades about. This got a series of awwws from the staff there before I took their focus away.

"Lil sweetie ain't she?" I greeted the receptionist before giving my details. The receptionist having updated the system invited me to take a seat in the waiting room after some light banter. Ceru seized the opportunity to go and say hello to everyone in said waiting room, and get her harness lead snagged on the furniture.

My time waiting to be seen by the GP would be spent untangling Ceru from various pieces of furniture and keeping her attention off the toys meant for kids by distracting the little blade Pokemon with one of her own. This toy had been a victim of Ceru's antics before, but this time for some reason she was particularly aggressive to the Snorlax plush. Rolling around with it trapped in her grasp, kicking and knawing at it, growling lightly as she bullied the helpless plush.

"You shouldn't let him do that" an elderly voice spoke. Breaking whatever train of thought had began to form from witnessing Ceru's more aggressive playing. "What?"

"That" the elderly voice spoke again. It belonged to a concerned looking woman. "You shouldn't let him make a racket" nope, not a concerned individual sadly. "If she gets too loud I'll stop her" I replied, not caring for the other's attitude. The elderly woman tried to start conflict with me but I wasn't taking the bait. During the attempted argument, Ceru had stopped her playing and was looking between myself and the elderly individual. Seemingly confused about the situation before her attention shifted to her brother.

Her brother was quite ever since entering the clinic. This wasn't his usual quiet, no he was unsettled. And I failed to notice this until Ceru waddled over to presumably comfort him.

My GP opened the door separating the waiting room to her office and called my name. It was then that I noticed something was off with Armarouge. "C'mon you two." I beckoned the little knights to follow as my GP lead us away to her office. A small conversation was started about both tiny Ceruledge and Armarouge.

Thinking this would be a good opportunity to get the little Pokémon used to being handled by others. I asked my GP to give them a general health check. It would do Ceru and Arma good. I was first to get looked over with Ceru watching me. I had my weight and blood pressure measured among other such tests. Ceru was eager to go next thinking this was all fun and games. She chirped happily while my GP pretended to do the same.

Then it was Armarouge's turn.

"OK now" the General practitioner spoke softly before stopping abruptly. Armarouge had buried his head in my side and held out his arm. He already knew what to do. And it was then I finally realised why he was so scared.

"Armarouge?... oh for the love of-how did I not realise this sooner?"

"Realise what?"

Glancing between the scared juvenile knight trying to hide himself and my GP. I explained how we first met.

"Its the clinic. It reminds him of the day he was surrendered".

I could see my doctor's heart sink at that detail. Although she didn't have Pokémon, she loved them just as much as everyone else. That much was plain to see.

"Armarouge here was left in a Pokémon centre. The clinic obviously isn't one. But to him it looks, sounds and smells like one..." looking down at the timid knight I caught sight of him at the verge of tears. "I'm so sorry wee lad".

"You're a very brave boy Armarouge" the GP added, gently holding his hand. "I don't think you need any tests done. You look healthy to me. And you want to go home don't you?"

Armarouge turned to look at her, trying his best not to cry. He simply nodded.

"Then I better get you two back home shouldn't I? You two have been very good! That deserves a treat." This got a weak chirp from Armarouge and, not surprisingly, an excited response from Ceru.

Choosing not to spend any more time than was necessary for Armarouge's sake. We got everything sorted and left.

This was quite a trial for the juvenile knight.

[skylertheminish]

The good boy got his own jumper that's too big.

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[skylertheminish]

Do the smol knights like chocolate milk?

Yep! But Ceruledge is only allowed a small amount otherwise she'll ruin her appetite and refuse to eat any dinner. Then wake up in the middle of the night hungry. Armarouge knows this but rarely does it stop him from sharing his chocolate milk with her.

[skylertheminish]

There is a wild Notch sleeping on a blanket on the floor. Looking very vulnerable to cuddles.

Ceru saw the sleeping Notch and waddled over to cuddle the sleeping greater knight. Soon she caught the sleepies and cuddled up next to him and dosed off.

Then a juvenile knight came across the two other knights sleeping on the blanket. He walked over as quietly as he could, careful not to wake both Notch and Ceru. He gave them a warm cuddle before he too caught the sleepies. Little Arma found a spot and curled up next to the greater and fell asleep.

Peacefully the little knights slept with the greater. Dreaming wonderful dreams.

Carer walked by to make a drink passing its self off as coffee when he caught sight of the three sleeping knights. He smiled at the adorable sight before heading to fetch a duvet. With a duvet now in hand, he walked over as softly as he could and gently tucked in the three knights....

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And he sneaked in a quick photo to share with Protag and friends.

[skylertheminish]

Protag is taking the knights to a Pokémon-friendly bakery!

"Alright guys, you can pick out one treat for yourselves. It can be whatever you want."

(Notch was immediately drawn to a delicious looking chocolate cupcake.)

Why did I immediately think of this episode? (Also still only 20 episode on iplayer <:(

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The little knights eyes sparkled at the vast display of the wonderous array of sweets! It took them a while to decide what they wanted before finally settling on some carrot cake and a cupcake respectively.

No sooner was the order placed that Ceru took off on one of her adventures around the establishment. She greeted everyone she met happily and was met with aws in turn. Seemed everyone here found the little Ceruledge adorable.

Little Ceru soon noticed an elderly woman struggling a bit with the front door. Wanting to help, she trotted over and wedge her blade in the gap the woman had made and helped push the door ajar. Her brother raced over to hold said door open and to prevent it from shutting on the two.

"Thank you" the elderly woman spoke "what kind hearted Pokémon".

The two knights beamed a smile. Arma then picked up his little adventurous sister before she could escape on another escapade in the bakery and head over to Protag. Arma sat Ceru down in a highchair before taking his seat and played hot potato with her while waiting patiently for everyone's order to arrive.

It was during this time the elderly woman walked over to Protag. Seeing all three knights together, she came to a logical conclusion. "You must be a very proud Trainer" she then turned to look at Notch "and you a very proud father! You two have raised two very polite little Pokémon".

[skylertheminish]

Would little knights be ok with nicknames Willow came up for them? Purple firefly for Ceru and Orange butterfly for Arma?

They'd be fine with those nicknames! And those are adorable!

[skylertheminish]

@the-spam-specialist absolutely no context shall be given for the dear poor randoms reading this. Only you will be cursed to bear the origin of this filthy doodle!

Little Ceru and Arma wearing a bow and a ribbon respectively :) (I need to see if I can find that electric rubber of mine).

[skylertheminish]

Harper has made spaghetti for everyone! 🍝

They sit at the table with Zander and enjoy their meal, while the knights are put in the sitting room with their own bowls.

Surely they won't be too messy, right?

This was Ceru's first time having a meal out of her chair in the house. She tried to be tidy, but eating with swords for hands is difficult to say the least. She looked up from her bowl and caught sight of how Notch was eating. He sure did enjoy eating! And seemed to be having fun too!

So she copied him...

Arma on the other hand had waited patiently before starting. But despite having hands, he struggled to keep clean while eating. Such is the problem of a delicious bowl of spaghetti.

Zander had gotten up to check on the knights and to see of they wanted seconds or fifths. Peering through the doorway he broke into a fit of laughter.

"Hey Harper! I think we're gonna have to run the bath again. And get the carpet shampooer too".

"And it seems Ceru has learned Notch's table manners".

[skylertheminish]

Harper certainly didn't see the second helper coming. Now, they had to think of something Ceru could do that would contribute to the pie.

They had an idea.

They were making this pie because they had just bought a box of Pecha Berries. It was a great deal they got at Porto Marinada. They put the box in front of Ceru, opened it, and revealed the numerous Pecha Berries inside.

"Okay Ceru, here's your job. I need you to pick out the best berries from this box to go into the pie. Okay?"

Harper patted Ceru on the head before leading Arma over to the counter so they could prepare the pie crust together.

Arma was quick to get a bowl for Ceru to sort the good berries from the bad ones before being following Harper to help them. Ceru's eyes lit up at the sight of all those berries. She took great care separating the best berries from the bad ones that kept disappearing for some mysterious reason.

The two knights started to sing in harmony as they helped Harper bake the pie. Ceru even set aside some of the best berries for everyone, trotting after Notch with a berry held firmly between her blades the moment he saw him.