beatboombox · 1 month ago
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What if the joker could beatbox
[WHAT IF I THREW YOU OFF THE TALLEST SPIRE ON CYBERTRON.]
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kharonite · 5 months ago
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space bridges are being built for free now. did you know that. do you remember how we used to fight
"I am aware. I oversee several sites dedicated to their construction. If you are here to resume past hostilities, you should know I am not interested."
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forgedcold · 3 months ago
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<< Listen, mech. I’ll put this nicely.>>
<< I ain’t Rodimus, don’t know any, and I got no clue on how you got my frequency number. >>
<< my personal frequency number. >>
<< So like, get a life. Either go try to scam someone else, or yer real confused bout who youre talking to. >>
Megatron pauses and stares at his commlink, trying to make sense of Rodimus' — or, apparently, not-Rodimus' — latest trickery. He waits, almost expecting a 'ha just messing with you,' but the silence prolongs with a hum of static that only fuels his uncertainty.
With an uncomfortable proximity to the Necroworld, Megatron had not expected to encounter anyone familiar, but Rodimus' spark signature was unmistakable, the vocal pattern a confirmed match.
It didn't make sense for Rodimus to be here, presumably alone, and with a sickening feeling, Megatron wonders if his past might once more be trying to catch him unawares. Visions of a mortally wounded Hot Rod slipping into blackness flicker across his psyche and Megatron frowns, trying to force the harsh absurdity of it all away.
Not-Rodimus, then.
« Very well. Hot Rod, is it? Unless you've taken to using some other name. »
« I detected your spark signature; it isn't one I'd miss. »
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minimusmagnus · 6 months ago
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@arsonist4hire:
HUH?? WHAT DID I DO
…I honestly can’t decide between “illegal substance use” and “desecration of a corpse”, but it’s one of those. Maybe both.
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ofpolyhex · 6 months ago
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@arsonist4hire. The weather.
"Thanks, boss. You're so smart it makes me jealous."
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beatboombox · 5 months ago
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$8 shrimp speciaL
[I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH.]
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beatboombox · 5 months ago
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@arsonist4hire replied. Nuh huh
[YES HUH.]
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minimusmagnus · 6 months ago
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Hot Rod what the fuck.
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