#arsonist4hire

[beatboombox]

$8 shrimp speciaL

[I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH.]

[kharonite]

space bridges are being built for free now. did you know that. do you remember how we used to fight

"I am aware. I oversee several sites dedicated to their construction. If you are here to resume past hostilities, you should know I am not interested."

[minimusmagnus]

@arsonist4hire:

HUH?? WHAT DID I DO

…I honestly can’t decide between “illegal substance use” and “desecration of a corpse”, but it’s one of those. Maybe both.

[ofpolyhex]

@arsonist4hire. The weather.

"Thanks, boss. You're so smart it makes me jealous."

[beatboombox]

@arsonist4hire replied. Nuh huh

[YES HUH.]

[minimusmagnus]

Hot Rod what the fuck.