#artimes

[greekbros]

"greek-Bros": Just for the weekend

*Zeus and Hera are off on a 'romantic' anniversary trip to the Sumerian ruins. Zeus has decided to make a rather shocking request*

Athena: YOU WANT ARES TO HOUSE SIT?!?!

Zeus: Yes, but tis only for the weekend my dearest. Besides, it will be a fantastic exercise of his leadership and responsibilities.

Athena: *nearly fuming as she hears this* BUT I AM LITERALLY THE MOST RESPONSIBLE AND THE MOST QUALIFIED FOR THIS TASK. Not even your most "beloved" children can handle the responsibility of even sitting on your throne!

*roughly about a year ago*

Apollo, Artemis, Hermes and Dionysus: *all just squeezed in sitting on Zeus's throne, unsurprisingly all four stuck* ...

Apollo: *losing feeling in his hips* Hephaestus please do hurry, I believe Hermes is losing oxygen.

Hermes: *probably the most crushed* ~°

Dionysus: I don't know guys, I think this is a great way to bring ourselves together a-

Artemis: *getting really antsy being stuck* Dionysus if you don't suck up your gut just a little bit just little bit longer I'll shave off of few pounds off of you myself!

Dionysus: *practically suffering being crushed by the shoulders and hips* oh I love you too Artemis *sheds a little tear*

Hephaestus: *deep sigh* yes yes. Hold still. *Literally puts on a welders helmet and a blow torch* this shouldn't take too long. Now which leg do you all prefer?

*back in present time*

Zeus: Oh Athena, past mistakes should not be taken so seriously. Anyway. ARES! *As he calls Ares, a huge thunderstorm rocks the hell out of Olympus and ends with one big bolt hitting the floor and poof there's Ares wearing a towel and a confused look*

Ares: *wet, slightly cold and maybe just a wee bit afraid* ....wut the actual fuk dad.

Zeus: Ah there you are. I see you have finally decided to dedicate some time to practice proper hygiene.

Ares: yeah I was in the fuckn shower and s-

Hera: *dressed in the finest touring gowned* Oh there you are my wlittle future king of the gods! *pinches Ares's cheeks* Now get dressed, your father and I are late for the 3976th Sumerian Lovers retreat. *Looks at Zeus* And we WILL have a peaceful and reasonable time won't we?

Zeus: hehe, of course my little hummingbird. Now, Ares. The frozen food is in the fridge and please water the plants. Goodbye! *With that Hera and Zeus poof in a thunder strike*

Ares: *barley understanding what happened, turns to see Athena just about to perform temporarily elected regicide*

Athena: *stares coldly into Ares's eyes* ....I will slaughter you. If you so dare foul my chances o-

Ares: -look come on Athena do I really look like I actually volunteered for this shit please give me a break.

Athena: i do not care. I'm watching you.

*a day and a half later*

Ares: *sitting on the throne wondering if he should kill off humanity and just let dogs evolve into the new dominant species* ....I wonder if world peace can really be achieved....maybe I can even let the pigs take over too....I wonder *looks down to earth and sees a group of dogs howl into the night sorrowfully for some reason. Suddenly becomes so emotionally moved* .... AWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo!

Athena: ....oh by the great void of chaos he's insane.

Apollo: well at least he's sympathetic.

Dionysus and Artemis: *hearing Ares's howling and decides to join in* AWWWWWWWWOOOOOOooooooo!!!!

*now three gods have joined in the literal cacophony of canidae condolences*

Hermes: *waking up from a headache, starts hitting Ares with a pillow but Ares doesn't react* SHUT THE FUK UP IM TRYING TO PROCRASTINATE!!!!!

Athena: ....I'm surrounded by lunatics.

Apollo: I can almost see why father picked him for the weekend.

Ares: *continues the glorious insanity that is his two day reign of insanity and fun*

[ailingwriter]

It says something about mythology (or greek mythology at least) that I can name more half-twins than I can name fraternal twins.

[xlsoii]

Well, I'm upset...you know me, I'm a fan of Andy Weir books. The first book I read was Project Heil Mary. I fell in love with that book. Then, I quickly bought The Martian and read it as well, and as it should happen, I searched for the book "Artemis" to buy and read it, after that I finished the martian book, I was very excited, and I read those lines with enthusiasm until I was shocked that the heroine,Jazz Bashara, is Saudi…Just like me.

that was the last thing I expected. Then the second shock was that her father was Muslim... like me too.

Well, there is no problem here, but the problem lies after I delved deeper into the book, what did Weir think about when he opened the topic of religions? Do you remember when Jazz visited her father and asked him about his strange invention, whatever its name, that was able to determined the location of the qibla so that he could pray. Why did you have to add cheap, failed comedy lines like:

“Do you think you can impress Muhammad in this way?”

truly ? Was he forced to add that nonsense?

Or was he forced to write "Uff!" When she realized that her father had fixed two hooks on the wall to hang prayer rugs?

What would happen if your father did that? I am not exaggerating.

I do not want my religion to be affected in this way.

This made me disgusted. No matter how her father responded to her, even if he spoke to her in a rude manner, Jazz remains the main character of the book, and all readers subconsciously lean towards the main character, no matter how evil or good she is.

I was shocked by the amount of rumors Andy was talking about Saudi Arabia as well. It made me close the book that night and go to sleep feeling disgusted.

Also, the book talks all the time about sex, dating and fornication,Cmon…not a single page is devoid of this disgusting topic... Don't you think that mentioning this topic once or twice is enough?

Every time Jaz and Kelvin, who were young boys no more than ten years old, talked to each other through messages, it had to include sex and dating, yuck.

I lost my passion for that book and threw it on my desk, not thinking I would ever open it again.

I also lost my love for Andy and his books. His constant talk about Saudi Arabia and the religion of Islam is annoying. Why doesn’t he respect these topics? Is it because he was an almost uncommon writer that he thought that no Arab would read that bad book? I am very surprised

I did not finish the book and I will never finish it as long as the writer thinks in this disgusting way.

[sushisession]

[anxioussagg]

Henri Camille Danger, Artemis, 1896.

[applestruda]

switching up my background practices by drawing something i've built! this is my little ceramics shop on artimators

(bonus look at the interior bc ofc grian had to be doing pottery)

[cherrifire]

I made a YouTube video :O

Artimator SMP is a Minecraft server for a bunch of artists/writers within the Hermitcraft/Empires/Life series fanbase and I'M ON IT!

[Link to video]

[aviomons]

i've been struggling with art block so enjoy this art piece of @cherrifire's skin ! i have no actual idea how it was supposed to look other than her thumbnails so this was fun to do :-)

[tibbycaps]

do you think even god can help you

[persefida]

That one time I decided to play Artimator smp in the morning before work and finally met @noxlotl and @rusty-courage at the same time! It was such a luck to finally talk with them with voice!

[periwinklemoonlight]

collect my pages homie buddeh

[the-mcyt-crackships-brackets]

[squisheyfishey]

Is this a The Oh Hellos reference ??! (The characters are @tibbycaps , @applestruda , @hopepetal , and @cherrifire from the artimator smp)

[tibby-art]

artimator doodle 🔥

[cocoabats]

finally caved and got opposable thumbs (aka my character for artimator smp)

[applestruda]

Artimators art of the lovely group im part of with @/cherrifire, @/tibbycaps, @/hopepetal