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Top 5 Works 2020 - Fanfic Edition

rules: it’s time to love yourselves! choose your 5 (ish) favorite works you created in the past year (fics, art, edits, etc.) and link them below to reflect on the amazing things you brought into the world in 2020. tag as many writers/artists/etc. as you want (fan or original) so we can spread the love and link each other to awesome works!

tagged by: I got tagged three different times for this challenge, so I’m doing a fanfic version, a moodboard version, and a crafts version.  For this one, we’ll say that the spectacular @deathsweetqueen​ tagged me!

For the fanfics, in no particular order...

1. Save Another Life (It Will Be Worth It) - This was actually a remix of  "How to Save a Life (It Just Might Be Yours" in which the Winter Soldier found baby Tony Stark in the car when he was sent to kill Howard Stark.  And then took him, and raised him, with all the Dad!Bucky and Kid!Tony shenanigans.

In that version, Tony met Bruce when they were kindergarteners, but then had to move away.  I had several readers say they wanted Bucky to kidnap Bruce and take him with them.  So this fic happened.  And it’s a feels-fest, y’all.  A lot of angst smattered with moments of tooth-rotting fluff, and a very, very happy ending.  Have a summary:

James and his (somewhat stolen) son Tony have been living happy lives under the radar for the past five years. They move a lot, and leave a lot of friends behind, but then Tony meets a little boy named Bruce. In another world, James and Tony might move on, though it breaks their hearts to have to say goodbye to the scared, hurting little boy that is Tony's best friend.

In this world, however... they don't say goodbye.

2. Pepper Has A Thing For Idiots - One of my readers pointed out that silly Pepperony fics are few and far between.  And that’s exactly what this fic is!  Tony being an idiot (as a genius, he deserves a lot more idiot moments than the average person) and Pepper being moronsexual for him.

Pepper has always known she's attracted to idiots, but it wasn't until she met this one in particular that she realized just how moronsexual she is.

3. The Name You Gave Me - This fic is a collab with the amazing @fightingforcreativity!  It’s another kid fic heavy on the feels, and we had so much fun brainstorming it!  And then we had to slog through the process of filling in all the gaps, but working with J as absolutely great!  The Winter Soldier and a tiny Natasha Romanoff escape the Red Room and are taken back to the States by Howard Stark, where they meet and bond with a tiny Tony.

If you asked the Asset, he'd say it started with being given a name, something of his own. For the first time he had something for himself, and he became greedy. So she became his as well.

If you asked the little Widow, she'd say, “It started with a brother. He was my brother and I wanted another.”

If you asked Howard Stark, he'd say, “It started with the Serum, and it ended with a Serum.”

But if you asked the youngest of them all, he'd answer, “It started like everything, an action was the catalyst for a chain reaction. I was just lucky to have a brother and a sister, a real father and another mother, through it all.”

The moral of the story is that a true family always finds each other.

4. The Most Spoiled Fish In Existence - More silliness for you, definitely inspired by my own fish and encouraged by the TSB discord peeps!  It’s just cracky nonsense, some of which was inspired by real life fish shenanigans.

Tony finds a fish in his lab. Why would someone give him a fish? This remains a mystery, until he realizes that a particular Honeybear of his has simultaneously gone missing...

5. Through A Child's Eyes, It's Different - This is, to date, the LONGEST fic I’ve ever written!  And while plot is still thin on the ground (I’m not awesome at plot, I’m a one-shot girl), I am still in love with all the many adorable kid!Tony moments.  (Yes, another kid fic.  This was the year of kid!Tony fics.)  Tony got deaged, but kept all his memories, and everyone gets an unfiltered look at how he feels about them.

The Accords debacle is long over, and the ex-Avengers have come home. Things are not going well, particularly when Tony gets kidnapped by the villain-of-the-week and ends up in the middle of a freak lab accident.

Seeing things through the eyes of a child sounds kind of poetic, and in some cases, it is. But for the rogue Avengers, it's a shocking and harsh look at their past deeds, as well as a closer look at who Tony Stark really is when he doesn't have all his self-made masks up to protect him.

With Pepper, Rhodey, and Happy there to keep him safe and love him, Tony navigates the weirdness his life has become, while Dr. Strange, Thor, and Dr. Foster work to figure out what happened to Tony and if the deaging can be reversed.

There are not even words for HOW HARD IT WAS TO CHOOSE between all the fics I posted this year.  It was like picking a favorite child.  

Anyway, I will tag (no pressure tagging)... @menatiera, @weethreequarter, @originalobjecttheorist, @mitochondrials, @lbibliophile-mcu

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Last Ten First Lines

I was tagged by @festiveferret!

Rules:  Post the first line of your last 10 published fics, then tag 10 people.

I chose to omit WIPs because they’d been published earlier lol.

1)  It happened, to Natasha’s dismay, after she got partnered with Clint. (Moronsexual)

2) “I thought it would fix me,” Steve whispered, clasping his hands together. (Comfort Closet)

3) “It’s okay, you know,” Bruce said. (For the Love of Pancakes)

4) Bucky still wasn’t entirely sure why he had a dog. (Puppy Love)

5) Howard said he was stupid. (Perfect)

6) Sam leaned over Tony and raised an eyebrow. (50 Days of Rare-Pair)

7) It started with Maria. (Stars on the Soles of His Shoes)

8) Bucky fumed. (Captive Audience)

9) The Asset grunted as he hiked Stark higher on his back. (Beat Feet)

10)  Bucky didn’t realize Tony was fainting until it was almost too late, the sound of his swoon catching him off-guard. (Twoo Wuv’s Kiss)

I avoid tagging as a rule but if you want to say I tagged you and do this fun little game, knock yourself out!

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1 to 7 and 20 to 30 :3 hope thats plenty

Thank you for sending these in! 😂🖤❤

1. What is your favourite colour?

Already answered (Red, preferably darker shades)

2. What's your sexuality?

Moronsexual, attracted to absolute fucking idiots...😂 No, I'm lesbian. :)

3. Favourite book?

Oh shit... that's so difficult 😂 uhm the Game of Thrones and Harry Potter books will always hold special places in my heart so I'll go with that. (I have too many books and have read them all 😈)

4. Favourite movie?

Another hard one.. but I'm gonna have to say Jojo Rabbit at the moment.

5- Favourite video game?

Difficult question again, but Star Wars Battlefront and Minecraft.

7- How are you doing today?

I'm very tired and wanting to be done with these meetings. Thank you for asking :)

20- What's your favourite animal?

I love animals so much... oh geez, I'd have to say a raven or a wolf. I mean.. I like otters too? 😂

21- What's your favourite mythical creature?

Either a sea serpent or werewolf. I love Griffins too though...

22- What's your favourite hobby?

Oooo.. I like cosplaying, writing, and I like martial arts.

23- What's your favourite element?

Fire. I've always loved fire.

24. What's your favourite music genre?

My playlists are literally all over the place, honestly I love them all besides country... my favourite though would probably be alternative or grunge. I have a thing for classical music too tbh...

25- Do you play any instruments?

Already answered (guitar, ukulele, and piano)

26- What's the last song you heard?

Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana

27- Do you have any tattoos?

Yes, I have an arrow on my forearm with a rose laced around it. I'm really wanting like a floral design on my back but your bitch be broke...

28- Who's your favourite hero?

Uhm.. 🙈 Natasha Romanoff, Carol Danvers, and Wanda Maximoff... if you're wanting a different answer that is not them, then Tony STANk or Jean Grey.

29- What's the most important thing in your life?

Probably my dog... and my friends I suppose. 😂 I'm more of a closed off person if I'm being honest.

30- Do you like dragons?

Uhmmm hell yes?! Who doesn't? They're awesome.