#asdkfas

[aniitc]

la humillación de una caída aparatosa siempre es difícil de sobrellevar, sobre todo si hay muchas personas a su alrededor. no sabe qué es peor, que la gente finja que no vio nada o que simplemente hubieran corrido a su rescate. agradece de inmediato el gesto ajeno, poniéndose de pie sin mirar más allá de recién llegado, siente la cara hirviendo y seguramente está del color de un tomate. gesto angustiado. "no, no, no estoy bien" asegura de inmediato, y asintiendo para que la saquen de ahí cuanto antes. le toma un par de segundos recomponerse, analizar la situación pero una vez se encuentra en una zona segura deja salir una carcajada. esconde su rostro entre sus manos y sacude su cabeza. siempre es mejor reír a llorar. "dios que vergüenza– tienes un talento especial para encontrarme en las peores situaciones"

Tardó un par de segundos abriéndose paso entre la muchedumbre, parece que la había visto dar vueltas y pensaba saludar, hasta que no la vio más. Aquello le preocupó y por lo mismo, avanzó. Encontró Anita en el suelo, se apresuró en ir hasta su lugar. Es habilidoso cuando lo requiere y no pensó en demasía al ver sus brazos estirados, posicionó sus piernas y con ayuda de la fuerza en ellas, tomó las extremidades para jalar hacía arriba. " ¿Te encuentras bien? Es decir, ¿no te lastimaste en otro lado? " Le urgió saber su condición. " Será mejor que nos sentemos un rato..."

[gluttonygirls]

I'm so round.

[spookymulderjr]

A Close Encounter of the Same Kind

[A Symbrockgel Origin Story]

May 26th was gonna be just gonna be any other day for me in San Francisco. I had come to San Fran for a get together with a bunch of alien and UFO believers. I was their guest of honor cause they wanted to meet THE Queen Angel. It was a fun little meeting and stuff. The humans there were the sweetest and I truly enjoyed their company. I was leaving the little venue they held the event after it was over. I rode my motorcycle outta there fast cause I was getting anxiety from not eating in a while. I saw there was a little sushi restaurant parked my bike and went there. I had eaten my meal and heard some crashing outside the meal as I was tipping, I saw out the window a guy had slammed into my motorcycle. I sighed and left quickly out the door to yell at this fucking asshole who crashed into my motorcycle. I walked up to them and I saw the guy was talking to himself but not really cause I heard another voice.

"Eddie you idiot. You're gonna be in so much trouble. I told you to stop!" said the gravely voice.

"Well I'm sorry I just got distracted!" said the man

"Um, you just fucked up my Paxton!" I yelled out.

"Oh fuck is this your motorcycle? I'm so sorry! That's a sick bike though" said the man.

"Eddie! This one smells different from everyone else!" said the gravely voice.

"Shut up! Oh sorry I have this parasite and... it talks to me in my head. What's your name so we can get some insurance on this, if you have any." said the man

"Stop calling me that!" said the gravely voice.

I'm just looking at this guy wondering what the fuck is going on with him and this weird voice inside his head, but I shrugged and laughed.

"Oh I'm Queen Angel Parker, and you?" I said.

"I'm Eddie Brock. But wait Queen? Like is that your first name or is it Angel?" Eddie said. "Aw, you don't know who I am, that's cute! My name is Angel short for Angelina but I'm also the Queen of Jupiter soooo." I laughed.

"THAT'S WHY SHE SMELLS DIFFERENT SHE IS AN ALIEN TOO!!!" the gravely voice said as a black gelatinous goo creature came out of Eddie's back.

"So that's what that other voice was! I was wondering why you have 2 voices like?" I laughed.

"Yeah, this is the parasite, his name is Venom." Eddie said.

"Oh my god, it's always weird for me to meet another alien it's kinda cool. I'm just used to humans and other creatures, meeting something from the same neighborhood as me is like refreshing almost" I laughed.

"See Eddie, I told you there was something with this one." Venom said.

"Oh fuck, the insurance stuff, I'm gonna so be in debt" Eddie said remembering that he crashed into my motorcycle.

"Hey, don't worry about it, it's gonna fix itself here soon. Being a powerful alien queen like me, you can get some incredible toys. But, we can exchange contact information to just talk. You're kinda cute and would you like to go out for some sushi or something." I said blushing and looking away cause, oh my god these 2 there was something about them I had to have.

"Are you seriously asking me out on a date?" Eddie said.

"No, both of you two." I winked.

"Oh, I like her already!" Venom said smiling.

"Well okay then, uh how's next weekend sound?" Eddie blushed.

"Sounds great! We'll go to this restaurant here. See y'all, I gotta go to my hotel room. I'm tired. I've already went and put my contact in your phone." I said smiling smugly.

"Okay you really are an alien, Venom can do that too!" Eddie said.

"Aliens we can do anything!" I said.

"Yes we can!" Venom said.

I smiled and hopped on my motorcycle and said see ya to them and rode off to my hotel. I can't believe I went to San Francisco for a dorky alien event to meet a bunch of believers and ended up getting a date with a human and a fellow alien. What are the odds of that?

[elfboypussy]

bg3 is starting to frustrate me (specifically all the problems stemming from 3rd party mods not being properly supported in patch 7) so i think i have to take a long break from playing single player and maybe some of the mods i love will have patch 7 versions by then and once i can safely clear out my old mods i can replace them for a new playthru asdkfas;adj

[1-800-scaryphone]

[Steven's affirmation that, yes, there HAD been an ( inconclusive ) internal investigation only maddened the sheriff even more. Between the twitch in his eye and his scowl, his frustration was overwhelmingly palpable. If he had less self-control, this might have already turned into a one-sided brawl...but he knew better.]

[He wouldn't get anywhere by fighting the middle-man. He had to concentrate his efforts on FINDING his daughter- it was already dangerously close to the 24-hour mark, after which it was unlikely he'd ever find her alive. He'd expedited the process to grab a warrant for this place- there HAD to be evidence of what happened to her, and he had to find it FAST.]

❝ Right. I'm sure y'have. ❞ [Norm practically spat the words, again needing to restrain himself.] ❝ An' like I said 'fore, I ain't 'bout t' trust ANY conclusion ya corporate bastards've made. ❞

[Steven's offer to show him the CCTV footage did abate some of his anger, fortunately; he hadn't even shown a warrant or evacuated the place yet. Part of him wanted to give Steven some credit for his transparency- he truly wasn't the monster here, and Norm could recognize that- but his unhinged wrath wasn't ready to give anyone the benefit of the doubt here.]

❝ ...Alright, I'll take a gander. Thanks fer yer cooperation. ❞ [First, however, he needed to make sure the dining area was well-guarded. He retrieved his walkie-talkie from his pocket to summon another officer to take his place here; he'd be damned if he let a single inch of this place go unprotected. He wasn't going to let another disappearance happen on HIS watch. He'd already suffered the worst loss imaginable- he refused to subject another parent to that same fate.]

❝ Here's how this is gonna work, pardner. I get t' review yer footage, an' since I got a warrant, you'll also be showin' me 'round the premises. I find a SINGLE hint that yer hidin' somethin', you an' yer employees're gettin' booked. Capiche? ❞

"Right, yes, of course. But, Sheriff, we have run our own investigation. ...already..."

Bell trails off into a mumble, not making eye contact. They've tried, they just haven't been able to find anything-- which means that they haven't had anything to bring to the cops.

"Yes, sir." Is Steven supposed to feel threatened by that? He's not a monster. (And he's not the owner, either, who might care more about a dip in revenue.) If shutting down for a few days will help those children be found, then so be it. It's not like the police would shut them down permanently or anything. ...right?

"There wasn't anything on the security tapes, and none of our guards noticed anything out of the ordinary. But I'd be happy to show you the, uh, footage, if that would help?" One officer hanging around the security office is less of a disturbance than a whole fleet of them tromping around, at least, and as long as Freddy's is open, Steven doesn't want to scare any of the patrons confident and loyal enough to come back.

[aurasisle]

girl ur sona is infecting my brain i was folding and putting away this super mario world shirt i have and went "that big pink aura bunny lady would wear this and stretch it the hell out" and i had to pause for a solid minute over that gisdfgvbjshsdjk

asdkfa no shirt is safe >:3

[gensokyogains]

kinda want panicked weight gain now asdkfa;slkdfha

[rodneymckays]

Stargate Atlantis | 2x03 Runner

[falling-for-boys]

coming back to this because it just hit me but...

this might be the reason why i write theo as the bottom and liam as the top LMAO

so we all agree that theo’s love language for giving is acts of service and liam’s love language for giving is physical touch but theo’s love language for receiving is physical touch and liam’s love language for receiving is acts of service right?

[uncannycyke]

do yall remember hitclips

[flowered-mp3]

dawg i was about to get ready for bed but holy fucking shit i am AWAKE because ARS SOLO

[ahbbie]

this is just a test for the new post editor lmao

here are just some random picrews i made-

[gluttonygirls]

been eating a lot so very full and fat and asdkfa;sdlkjfasdf

[juliettecai]

paint me your ultimate utopia

paint me your ultimate dystopia

i’m living

i’m not living

[sncwangcl]

“no, no, shouldn’t go in there!” charlie exclaimed, eyes wide as they clutched onto the popcorn bowl on their lap, letting out a loud, exaggerated gasp as the protagonist on the screen does exactly the opposite. “oh my goodness, okay, i don’t think i can handle her right now, i’m getting more popcorn.” they exaggeratedly decided, getting up from their place, ready to head to the kitchen, before turning back to ken momentarily. “did ya want anything, kenny?” @infinitesiimals​

[herbgerblin]

Ok am I crazy for seeing Lup as a redhead?

nah