#ask aziraphale

[theangel-aziraphale]

Crowley extends his body in a long, feline stretch. As he returns to consciousness, he is dimly aware that he is back in his usual shape, and comfortably tucked into bed.

Rolling over and cracking one eye open, he notes that Aziraphale has also been restored to his usual form. He closes that eye again, shifting around a bit to get comfortable, fully prepared to sleep for…well, however long, really. Until Aziraphale decides it’s time to get up, probably.

When Aziraphale comes to, he sees Crowley laying beside him looking about as comfortable as he usually did when he slept. The only thing being that he was naked.

Wait. He was naked?!

The angel starts so violently that he falls off of the bed, pulling some of the blanket with him as he goes down.

[your-angelic-caregiver]

Why hello there, My Dear!

My name is Aziraphale! I have been sent by the almighty to assist in taking care of regressors. I would be glad to talk and take care of each and everyone one of you little miracles however I must first set some ground rules. Surely you understand, yes?

DNI LIST

Anti-agere, petre, etc.

ABDL, DDLG, DDLX, Kink, NSFW ACCS, "MDNI" accounts, MIK, if your account is not fit for a child

Religion-centric accs (blog owner has religious trauma, idm if you have a religion you follow id just rather not discuss it/interact with it)

Homophobes, racists, transphobes, TERFS, anti-xenogender/neopronouns

Thinspo, ED glorifiying

If you think regressors need to fit into a certain "mold" to be true regressors

Anti mogai

People under 13

Generally mean people

BYI LIST

Owner of this blog is 18 years old!

Owner is also a Flip so I may not be able to get to requests as quick as possible

Owner is in college so sometimes the blog may have long hiatuses to get college work done

Owner doesnt have a little or cg! And if they get to know you would love to become either! So if we are mutuals please feel free to talk and ask

Owner communicates a lot through discord so if you want to know me and talk to me more we can friend eachother there!

Owner is Afro-Hispanic!

Owner is Transmasc and Nonbinary questioning!

I dont know too much about systems but I would be very willing to learn!

Please do not attempt to flirt with me, even in charachter

All types of littles are welcome! Syskids and littles, padded littles, vent littles, flips, and even caregivers if they need advice or just another person to talk to!

My main tumblr RP acc is @ask-spookstheimp ! Please also send asks there too!

My personal regression acc is @baby-blues-playroom

And that is all! See you later Tickety-Boo!

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[g00brielandbeez]

this is for ALL YALL

goob, beelzebub, azi, and crowley

have any of yall been to a pride festival? and what would you where?

C: "wore a black turtleneck under a rainbow striped shirt from target.."

A: "I simply wore my normal get up, but my tartan bowtie was adorned with pastel rainbow tartan instead!"

[the-real-aziraphale]

Do it again. Please.

[aziraphaleangeloftheestengate]

Crowley says that you look like my elliot (my dog) 💀😭💀💀

Crowley thinks I look like your dog?

I, your dog? I look like a dog to him..?

Hmm, I'll have to ask him why.

Thank you @sliceocheese, my dear!

[archangelscorner]

Do you insist then that madness is a sin?

You are allowed to love him. Even if it drives you to madness.

Honestly, especially if it drives you to madness.

Oh dear reader...

Love is never a sin. If it’s a sin it’s not love. And if it’s love it’s not a sin.

The nature of this madness is known to me, within me in fact, since the beginning of time. I wear it like a crown. High and proud. Never in my whole existence I've denied it.

Perhaps my way of showing it... was a bit not human-like.

I feel for him. He knows i do. Every being even the God knows of it, I am sure.

I cannot act upon it.

I cannot be that selfish.

Not when the fate of the universe now falls upon me.

To protect everything that i love...

Even this madness...

I simply... must be...

[helphowdoiusethis]

Send some asks over- I'm bored as fuck rn

[hansoeii]

look at you, you're gorgeous!

[azfellpersonalblog]

Hello, hello, dear bloggers !

Crowley showed me I could turn on the question box. Feel free to ask me anything ! I'll try my best to answer your questions.

[camilleflyingrotten]

ABANDONED CREATURE(s)

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TODAY

[yourangle-yuordevil]

That time in ancient Greece when Aziraphale needed a speedy horse and accidentally invented the pegasus

VS.

Whatever Crowley had going on in medieval times

[theangel-aziraphale]

...someone knocked crowley out. might want to check on him

... I can see...

*He looks over at his demons body on the floor and... taps his shoulder.*

@thedemon-crowley?

[your-angelic-caregiver]

Hi! My name Zeek! I is imp, u wike imps?- Zeek

"Well hello there Zeek! I haven't had much experience with imps however my friend Crowley does! And if a demon such as Crowley is so nice then I suppose imps are just as nice as well! Have you been good Zeek? No causing any trouble have you?"

[g00brielandbeez]

Does this mean Aziraphale is also Micheal Sheen

☆~Meanwhile, in Heaven~☆

"My favorite role by far would probably be the lovely Miles Maitland from Bright Young Things, or on Staged with Crow-!..ley..."

[the-real-aziraphale]

I'm very happy to be back in Heaven again. Wish you were here.

[aziraphaleangeloftheestengate]

Has anyone told you Crowley’s in therapy now?

He is in therapy? Good for him!

I must find out from Muriel why they never mentioned it.

Thank you for telling me, friend, you've told me very important information about Crowley recently.