#ask frickfrack

[permetutotheworld]

it’s because I’m lonely and the interrogators make me talk to them, I haven’t talked to a thing I’m meant to talk to in like 4??? 4 what you ask me? Frickfrack me if I know the time travel has made my head fuzzy oh shoot the interogator is like hot like hot like do the devils tango with me but alSO MISS VERY NICE HOT LADY YOURE ON FIRE LIKE ACTUAL REAL LIFE FLAMES-

An organisation believes they have captured an interdimensional traveller. In reality, they could leave at any point, but they sit through it because the “interrogations” are the most fun they’ve had in eons.

[frickfracksnatchisback]

What's an unpopular opinion you have about whatever fandom you're into at the moment?

Hmm… Well, everybody knows that one of my favorites fandoms is the one for AHiT. But I guess this “unpopular opinion” could apply to any one of them, really. So, without further ado…

Ahem.

“Shipping wars” and “favorite character wars” are stupid.

I understand why people feel the need to start those kinds of arguments, but still…why??? If someone says “Oh, that’s your favorite character/ship? LOL, that sucks :P”, I always find that it’s better to just ignore them. I know that’s easier said than done, but trust me. Once you stop giving a frick about pleasing other people because their opinions don’t match with yours, things become a lot easier to deal with. Believe me, I get the frustration, but starting “wars” will fix nothing (especially if it starts screwing with your emotions/mental health).

Like whatever characters you want! Ship whatever you want! As long as you aren’t hurting anyone or spreading harmful views, you do you!

[justanothalyehr]

Who's the interloper now, Notha? 👀

"IT'S STILL PONTA!!!!!"

[lemonykleonella]

Coming home so I can cheer up the tired Kleo! Until then, take these you wonderful person UwU 💗💗💗💖💖💖💕💕💕

HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY HONEY HELLO MY RAG TIME GAL

SEND ME A KISS BY WIRE

BABY MY HEART’S ON FIRE!

[snatchersnatched]

✂ Who is your favorite cut character? -FrickFrack

I think the obvious answer is Moonjumper! Though my second choice would be the shapeshifter dude!

[myplushheart]

Now I’m just thinking, does your normal Moonjumper have the ability to hypnotize someone? If so when does he use it?

I like the idea that he can choose to hypnotize or not, and its mostly effective with singing. he doesn't use it a lot in the present, but probably used to use it to, you guessed it, drag people to the horizon! I'm not sure how'd he use it NOW tho...

[erekiosuncreativeideas]

I am loving oamot so far and you are doing an amazing job writing it! I really had no other way of reaching out other than an ask, and I felt this needed to be said. Also kudos to your beta reader they have also been doing amazing! Looking forward to all the next chapters and all the angst that will come with them. Have an amazing week and I hope you are doing well. :)

aaaAAH THANK YOU SO MUCH ??? AAAAAA

Oh man, you are not ready for all the angst that's coming :)

As for my beta... @frickfracksnatchisback LOOK LOOK LOOK It's all thanks to them!! Thank you so much for all your help FrickFrack !!

Also, I don't know if this is interesting or not, but I'm rather active on Twitter (much, MUCH more active than here), and post a lot of sneak peeks there ! I have a lot of fun making people scared for the upcoming chapters hehehehehe

[st0rmyskies]

Idk why, but trust us warlight gives me such dudebro vibes. Like... Its delicious. The vibes from the talk, the vibes from the fight, them smelling like each other... They don't frickfrack because they love each other, they do it cause

Wars: Dude, the omegas totally dig it when we smell alike.

Twi: hmm, yeah. Kinda strange but ya know, omegas...

Wars:yeah totally. So. Just for the sake of the pack and all... Wanna fuck?

Twi: Sure man. Like, if it makes the others feel better...

Wars: makes them feel safe and all.

Twi: yeah swag Bro.

*violently make out while the omegas watch. Legend wishes to die. *

I've been selfishly keeping this ask to myself for WEEKS but I cannot do so any longer.

I'm not sure what I like more, the idea of the three omegas sitting next to one another across the fire watching quietly with big owl-eyes, or the "Legend wishes to die."

[tr-ashbin]

~* jojos as your boyfriend/girlfriend (up to part 6) *~

I FUCKING FOUND THIS AT THE BOTTOM OF MY NOTES FROM WHEN I HAD A JOJO DISCOURSE ACCOUNT ON INSTAGRAM BACK IN AUGUST 2020 WHAT

jonathan joestar :

,,cuddles. lots of them.

,,such a gentleman,, will open the door for you and kisses your hand whenever you guys meet

,,will give you so much attention,, all you need to do is just ask

joseph joestar :

,,does not fucking shut up like please i do not want to hear about your cracker balls again-- -

,,will annoy you. unless you're in a bad mood,, he's willing to listen and hear you rant

,,FUCKING FLIRT this bitch is horny smh like chill dude?? constantly talking about wanting to frickfrack doesn't make you attractive pls--

jotaro kujo :

,,acts annoyed but he's just,,, there.

,,great listener. you could be cracking sex jokes like every 5 seconds and he'd probably still be listening

,,his fangirls are out there. watch out.

,,he probably told you to shut up like,,, 8 times today

,,actions>>words

josuke higashikata :

,,buys you lunch if he has enough money

,,asks you to pet his pompadour everytime you two cuddle

,,you two could be playing some shitty video game with ass graphics and call it a date

,,gets you clothes when he has the chance. trust me,, this man probably has great fashion taste

giorno giovanna :

,,probs too busy running the mafia to give you kisses rn

,,spoils you. want that ugly ass rat you saw at the pet store window? he'll be reluctant but he'll let you get it anyway

,,styles your hair with flowers

,,forehead kisses. loads of them

,,if he's not with you and you wanna go out,, expect a bodyguard like mista within a 5 meter radius wherever you go

jolyne kujo :

,,probs got you to dye your hair or get a similar tattoo to hers so that you two could be matching

,,y'all got that prison drip. making fire outfits with them stank ass uniforms

,,you guys aren't in the same cell but you get to see eachother from time to time

,,you two share lipstick. how? up for you to decide

[frickfracksnatchisback]

BIRTH

YES! YOU ARE CORRECT! ‘TIS MY DAY OF B I R T H (Asdfghjk in all seriousness, thank you!)

[jaeminlore]

Skskss UP TO YOU WAS SUCH A HAPPY BOP YALL FEEL ME??? LIKE I KNOW IT WAS ABOUT MAKING SURE TO ASK FOR CONSENT BEFORE FRICKFRACKING BUT HOTDAMN JISUNG REALLY GOT TO ME ITS A BIG VIBE xoxo, Carpet Anon

RIGHT?? AND JISUNGS AND HYUCKS VOICES :( LOV THEM

[lemonykleonella]

(You probably already know this buuut) I followed you because you're an incredibly kind and talented person! ^^ ❤❤❤💖💖💖💞💞💞💗💗💗

Go to my ask box and tell me why you followed me.

Awwww!!! Thank you, Frickfrack, you’re such a sweetie!! ❤❤❤❤

[artistkoo]

Not so badass boyfriend jk and the cockroach fiasco drabble ♡

wc: 1,700smthin (i added some sht rn so the wc got messed up)

warnings: cockroach death, mentions of the word cock & pussy, sexual themes, this is somewhat a crack drabble

this was inspired ofc by my favorite beings in the world: roaches. jk. i h8 them so much & theres so many in our house and i just wan di3 but i decided to write this shtsterpiece instead. anyway here it goes enjoy or wutevs! jk.

You were cuddling with your boyfriend Jungkook on the sofa in his dorm, while watching a movie with all of your friends, (all of the other bts members + you're all uni students btw) when an unwanted visitor decides to fly and land on top of jk's TV.

It was your most hated winged creature to ever exist on this entire fracking planet, and it doesn't help the fact that your mortal enemy could withstand a nuclear explosion. Although they aren't that invincible, and could easily be killed by being squashed, hit with a slipper, or by being sprayed with an insect spray. You still hate that a few of them can survive high levels of radioactivity. Anyway, going back to the bothersome cockroach that's stressing you a lot, maybe more than your weabooass-mayhaps-secretly-or-not-so-secretly-a-furry-gamer boyfriend, the horrid thing just flew again, now towards your direction. Making you flinch and scream a little, also making your boyfriend surprised by your sudden movement and screaming. "Baby are you okay?" he asked in a worried tone. "Guk...there's a jungcockroach. Kill it please, you know I hate it so much." you told him in a pleading voice.

"Where? and did you really have to call it jungcockroach?" he asked, and you looked around trying to find where the fck it is now, "Idk, it flew in our direction and oh- there it is! just right next to you on the wall! omg kill it! get it away from me!" you screamed, startling jungkook. Which also made him scream in his high pitched voice, because he was shocked. Your friends also wondered why you were screaming and shouting, and when they finally saw the reason why, they were alarmed too. Hoseok screamed and said, "OMG I'm going out of this room until you kill it. ohmygod I hate bugs!" Jin also screamed loud and decided to follow him out of the room. Joon, yoongi, jimin, and tae didn't seem too bothered. They just looked concerned for you.

The cockroach flew again, but it went to the floor, and crawled somewhere in the room. You weren't that scared of it now, that it wasn't flying anymore. But it still wasn't dead, and you were still a little afraid if it reappears, and flies again. Though, you could blame your boyfriend's scaredy ass for not killing it and just screaming at it. Like you did.

"Guk, why didn't you kill it? you just screamed like those undercover agent guys from that white chicks movie." you asked him, mocking the way he sounded a bit, cos he screamed like a girl. "In my defense, I was shookt because you screamed, which made me scream too." he said rather defensively. "Really? or is it because you're afraid of cockroaches like me too? oh my god. and I merely agreed to date you, because I thought someone would finally protect me and kill these pests for me. You were such a badass when i met you though, it turns out you're just as scared of them as I am. How saddening," you asked him, and joked about only dating him because you thought he'd kill these annoying pests for you. But he didn't quite get it and took it a bit seriously to which he replied,

"I just don't like them or bugs in general okay? It doesn't mean I'm scared of them. And what do you mean you merely agreed to date me because you thought I'd kill em for you? I clearly remember you saying, you'll date me because my big cock's a keeper." he said smugly, to which your friends faces wrinkled in disgust. "Um, guys we're still here, pls don't forget." Jimin had said.

"Sorry guys. But sure, whatever you say baby guk, don't worry I won't break up with you. Even though you're scared of bugs," you teased jungkook. "I really am not scared of damn cockroaches though, that pest should show up now. And I'll prove to you that I'm not scared of them." He said too proudly, and not long after, it did show up flying towards his shirt. He tried to fight it, but he shook it off his body instead. Staring at it wide-eyed after doing so til it fell to the ground, and jimin stomped it with his foot, and all his might, ending the nasty thing's pathetic life. "Well, you really proved you're not scared of them gukie. Thanks to jimin though," you said sarcastically. "Jimin ssi, you should become my new boyfriend. I'm breaking up with gukie, cos I need a brave man with real balls to protect me." you told jimin coming up to him, but you really just wanted to get jungkook worked up. Jungkook just glared at you looking annoyed. You actually succeeded in getting under his nerves.

While you were busy teasing jungkook, you didn't notice another cockroach appearing. But this time jungkook had an evil plan, "Um hyungs, why don't y'all go out for a bit. I'm just gonna talk to y/n about our relationship, or whatever that's left of it." he said, feigning to look angry, being like the great actor he is. Sensing that you and jk might have a couple fight, the hyungs obeyed and went out of the room, leaving the two of you alone.

"Y/N, how unfortunate, it's just the two of us left, jimin can't protect you now." Jungkook said with an evil smirk. "What do you mean guk? he killed the cockroach already, I won't have to worry about one for awhile." you replied. Jk found it amusing you didn't even see another cockroach crawling towards you.

"Oh. But what if there's another one? idk baby, but I think that nasty thing crawling towards you looks like a fracking cockroach to me." He said triumphantly, and when you looked down, it was indeed another annoying roach. You moved away from it, but it looked like it was crawling towards the wall instead. "JK kill it please, I can't deal with another one again ughhh. Why won't they stop attacking me?" you were so annoyed and distressed, you just wanted to disappear forevs. "What's that baby? you want me to kill it? oh i dunno if I can though cos I'm so scared of bugs, maybe you could do it yourself since you're so brave. Or you could call jimin, but I think they went home already. Anyway, maybe I'm gonna go out for a bit. Goodluck with your friend..." his cocky ass said, heading for the door.

But he isn't really gonna leave you alone with that nasty pest right? you won't let him. "Ughhh baby I take it all back. You're not a coward, you're the strongest and bravest person in the world! so get rid of the nasty creature now pleaseee." you said loud enough so he can hear and reconsider leaving you to die by the hands of a dirty cockroach, "Really? just awhile ago, you were saying you were gonna leave me for jimin though. But since I'm a merciful being, I'll help you and do it, if you beg again nicely and do something for me in exchange." he wants you to beg again and do something for him, of course. "Fine. My brave and ever so handsome boyfriend, can you pretty please kill that cockroach for me? I was just kidding when I said I'll leave you for jimin sir, I would never choose another person who'll never have the same big dick energy as you. I'll certainly do anything you ask me to do in exchange."

"Well since you asked nicely, I'll get rid of it now for you, baby." he then approached the oblivious insect which was now at the wall, it didn't fly yet but before it could do so, jk had hit it with a book making the roach fall to the floor. He then proceeded to stomp on it, to make sure it wouldn't live anymore. "Done, that was gross. Oof. I didn't realize I used Jin hyung's book that I borrowed to kill it. Maybe I'll just tell him to wipe the cockroach's juices off of it." he said uncaringly.

"Ew. Shouldn't you wipe it yourself before you give it back, like a good person? Anyway, thanks for doing it for me baby, I knew you were still a bit scared but you still did it anyway. And I really was just joking when I said I only agreed to date you, so you could protect me. Ok, maybe that wasn't entirely false, but i love you, you brave bun perfect or not. And I wouldn't trade you for anything in the world." You were being soft, but he just had to remind you of the thing he asked for, in exchange of getting rid of the pest.

"I love you too baby, and I really wasn't scared anymore, because It was fun seeing you scared and wanting me to be your hero. I'm still not gonna wipe that roach's juices off jin hyung's book though, cos I don't feel like being a good person today. And about that thing I want you to do...I just want you to wash my dishes for a month, and don't bother me when I'm playing my video games. It's not too much isn't it?" he said smirking.

"Of course it isn't baby, though I guess you won't be getting a blowie or any type of action for a month then. We're not frickfracking for a month, how tragic. But my glowing fidget spinner anal plug and me will still enjoy, idk about your hand though," you retorted. "What? baby nooo. I changed my mind, you can annoy me anytime even when I'm playing, just don't take away my smashing privileges. I wouldn't last a day, without your pussy in my cock." he exclaimed.

"That's what I thought so. I'm gonna shower now my brave cockslayer, cos all that roach fiasco got me feeling nasty. you're more than welcome to join me if you like." you said, as you went to the bathroom to shower. "I'm coming, I wouldn't pass up a great opportunity to use my privileges, as always."

♡

A/N: sorry for the grammatical errors/typos as always. yk i can't write for sht but I still do bec it's fun to share my crack ideas w/fellow crackheads shsh. I tried to edit this but u cant rlly notice it cos i suck at writing 😂 anyway it's just a drabble bec i h8 flying cockroaches sm!

[bouquetbucket]

Rules: answer 21 questions and then tag 21 people who you want to get to know better.

Tagged by: @sgt-phoenix (thanks this was really fun!)

Nickname: Eu (My middle name is Eunice)

Zodiac: Leo

Height: 5′1”

Last movie I saw: The Fantastic Mr. Fox

Last thing I googled: Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation ( I’m currently taking an Astronomy course at the moment i swear im not a huge nerd )

Favourite Musician: 

·         The Growlers

·         The Beatles

·         Arctic Monkeys

·         Beach house

·         And Mac de Marco

probably more but i dont want to make this too long 

Song stuck in my head:  Homage by Mild High Club (should definitely give it a listen, it has this anime-ish sounding intro to it that I love)

Other blogs:I used to have another one that has mostly the Beatles stuff but i dont remember the name of it or anything

Do i get asks: not really

Following: 170 for now

Amount of sleep: like 7 hours if you count falling asleep in class

Lucky number: not sure I woud call it lucky by my favourite number is 9

What i’m wearing: black leggings, black sweatshirt

Dream job: Architect, Geologist (what im currently in uni for)

Dream trip: Iceland, Greece or maybe like New zealand

Favourite food: lemon meringue pie, hot Cheetos and lasagna

Play any instruments: teaching myself the guitar, I can play like 4 song now and I used to play the piano when I was younger

Languages: Spanish mostly fluently as its my first language, English and like I can speak a bit of French..kinda..

Favourite songs:

Breezeblocks ~alt-J

Star Treatment and Knee socks ~ Arctic Monkeys

Rare Hearts ~ The Growlers

Wolf like me~ TV on the Radio

Blue boy~ Mac deMarco

Random Fact: I can wiggle my ears

Describe yourself as aesthetic things: messy bed, always runnin’ late, exploding sketchbooks, constantly daydreaming, book in hand, tea all the time, looks like a huge bitch but actually a big softy, gay and tired

Tagging:

@drarryismymuse @huggingscorbus @grangerr @frickfrack-drarry @fell-in-love-didnt-you @aeshsar @foolforfelton @itriednottothinkaboutit @draco-malfuckmylife @ssoftdrarry @dracolucius-abraxusmalfoy @imsuperwhomervenglocked @rose-vrataski@dracodragonmalfoy @sleepdeprived-gryffindor @parkkate @smolfelton

[suzunofuu]

Inazuma eleven and yugioh arc v for the fandom ask please

 YASS THANK YOU!

INAZUMA ELEVEN:

Push off a cliff: Afuro. It’s been years and I still can’t stand this kid (at least, the original one, ‘cause the new verion of him was just… irrelevant to me? no hate?)Frick frack: i wouldn’t actually frick frack any of them ‘cause they are minors and a vast majority of boys, and the girls……not really my type, but there was a time when i was like 13 when i would have had frickfracked suzunagu. And if he were a girl, I’d frick frack Tatsuya ¯\_(ツ)_/¯Marry: i don’t know????? Tatsuya probably. And suzunagu, but the two of them, i couldn’t pick one e.eSet on fire: I was going to say Nosaka but then i remembered Seijirou sTILL existsWrap a blanket around: myself. And all they eisei kidsBe roommates with: Midorikawa

YUGIOH

I’ve had to look up who these people are ‘cause i have never watched the show and have no idea who they are, so imma go with instinct here:

Push off a cliff: Reiji. He looks boringFrick frack: Yuto. He looks like an edgy emoMarry: Yuzu?Set on fire: Noboru and soraWrap a blanket around: I feel like I either befriend Leo or he murders me just by sneezing near me, yaknow?Be roommates with: Serena

[seraphinitegames]

(The morning after) MC making breakfast after the frickfrack in their SO's clothes (probably haphazardly thrown on)? And SO wandering in the kitchen when this happens? Reactions?

A would likely feel uncertain but happy. The idea that they have someone to love, who is willing to be there with them.

N would enjoy the casualness of it. The easy affection between them that the MC is comfy enough to be dressed like that in front of them.

F would likely make a comment like, ‘You look better in that than I do. You should dress in my stuff all the time.’

M, on the other hand, would likely be like, ‘You look better out of my clothes than in them- how about we make that happen right now?’ :D

Thank you so much for the ask! :)