#ask the onceler

[ask-doctor-med-ler]

Hey its me Evil-ler~ tbh what do u think of me being a villain?

Officially in the medical field, I am not supposed to be biased. We treat everyone the same regardless of what they do outside of the hospital.

Personally, though if you go around physically hurting other people, we're going to have words. It makes a lot more work for me, and I'm not a fan of anyone who physically harms others. Especially for fun.

Outside of that, though. Evil away?

[ask-sora-ler-and-sky-ler]

Sky-Ler and Sora-Ler ref sheets!

Art by @renzzbeanzz

[hellsitegenetics]

how bad can I be, by tumblr legend The Onceler? :]

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Closest match:

the fucking Ochropleura leucogaster

Common name: Radford's flame shoulder

[magpieddd]

you’re not immune to the onceler

[the-cashtealer]

You are a psicopath

"Spotted.♡"

[cheese-hater]

NOBODY TOLD ME THERE WERE STILL ASK BLOGS AROUND???? gonna draw all of u and then the old askblogs that ate my brain from 2012

anyway warm up sketches with some oncelers i think are cute: @ask-idol-ler and @snowie-ler

[gangles-toybox]

wait I just had a thought 💀

Old-ler: you know teddy they used to call me the rizzler back in the day Ted: ok grandpa let’s get you back to bed

OIJHIJOSFHJOBFSHOBFSHSFIOFHJIOBFSHJBFSIOHJFSIO OH MY GODDDDD YESSSS

ONCELER BECOMES LIKE PEE PAW AFTON-

Old-ler: yknow i could show you how to rizz up that girl of yours Ted: grandpa thanks but I don't want to get arrested-

[truffulawoods]

The grass never was green.

The ponds were all dry.

The clouds always covered the sun.

One day, he came to that place.

[waiter-ler]

Hi!! Glad to see you in our restaurant! Let's take a sit!

(the plot of the character goes in parallel with @brovampire-ler )

[cherryrainn]

Hi can you write a submissive onceler x fem reader smut plzz

OOO something new

☽ ༚  ༵ ۰ ✧ ۰  ༵ ༚ ༵ ۰ ✧ ۰ 

— dawning affection

sub! onceler x fem reader

as the sun began to set over the lush landscape, you found yourself facing a comical predicament. onceler, your boyfriend, was sound asleep, completely oblivious to your attempts to wake him up. With a mischievous grin on your face, you pondered the most absurd methods to rouse him from his slumber.

"you're not getting away with sleeping through this, onceler," you whispered with a playful tone, trying to stifle your laughter.

you tiptoed around the room, trying not to burst into laughter as you surveyed the scene. onceler lay sprawled on the bed, his expression serene as he dreamed away. it was time to put your creativity to the test.

"alright..." you continued, unable to contain your amusement.

you grabbed a feather from a nearby vanity and approached the bed with exaggerated caution. with delicate precision, you gently brushed the feather across the onceler's nose.

onceler stirred slightly, his nose twitching, but remained fast asleep. you couldn't help but chuckle at his resilience.

"not ticklish enough, huh?" you said, grinning at the sight. "let's try something else.

you reached down and wrapped your fingers around onceler's ankle, pulling him closer to the edge of the bed. you pressed your lips against his cheek, lightly kissing him before running your tongue along his jawline.

onceler groaned softly in response, opening his eyes and yawning. his arm instinctively reaching behind his head to grab onto your hair and pull you closer. 'hey..."

"alright... that works too," you laughed, continuing the kiss.

you climbed on top of onceler, straddling his hips and letting him feel how much you enjoyed his touch. you kissed him deeply while fumbling with the buttons of his shirt, finally undoing them all before tossing it aside.

onceler moaned softly when your breasts touched his chest, eliciting a deep sigh from you. you trailed kisses down his neck, lingering over every inch of his skin that made it to your mouth.

onceler tried to catch your attention by tugging at your hair; you decided to pay him no mind as you continued your exploration.

your hands slipped inside his pants, feeling his hard cock beneath his boxers. "oh my god..." he gasped. you grip the shaft firmly and give it a few strokes.

onceler let out another low moan, his hand tightening around your waist.

"i want more than just your dick," you whispered seductively, tracing your finger along the base of his shaft. "i want to feel your whole body."

onceler didn't say anything, but his nervous smile told you he was eager for your plans.

"alright," you said, sitting up and undoing the rest of his belt. you slid your hand back inside and gave his erection a good squeeze before trailing your fingers over his stomach. "time to get out of these." you pulled his boxers down, revealing onceler's fully erect member.

you leaned forward, brushing your lips against his cock, enjoying the way his shaft throbbed between your lips. you took your time, rubbing your tongue around the tip before swallowing his entire length, moaning loudly at the sensation.

"oh god," you heard onceler mumble, he was already whimpering from pleasure.

you sped up your pace, sucking harder, taking more of his cock into your mouth with each stroke. you could tell he was close to his limit, but you weren't done yet. you kept going until his knees buckled and he collapsed on top of you.

he was panting heavily, a small trail of precum leaking from his tip. you ran your tongue along his shaft, cleaning him up before sliding him back in between your lips. you were determined to make him cum – you wanted to taste him on your tongue.

onceler let out a loud groan as you sucked harder, taking him deeper each time. you felt his cock jerk and twitch inside your mouth, eliciting a soft cry from both of you. you held him still, savoring the moment before onceler exploded in your mouth, flooding your throat with his hot seed.

you lapped it up eagerly, wanting to swallow it all. when you'd finished, you looked up at onceler's flushed cheeks and smiled.

onceler let out a soft sigh, pushing himself off the bed. you reached out and caught his wrist, helping him to sit up. onceler nervously laughed again as you straddled his thighs, guiding his erection towards your entrance.

you wiggled your hips, grinding against his pelvis before sinking down onto him.

onceler's eyes widened as you sank down further, the tip hitting your cervix. "holy shit," he exclaimed, watching as you sunk down further, impaling yourself on his cock.

you rocked back and forth, slowly picking up speed. onceler gripped the sheets, urging you to move faster. you obliged, bouncing on his lap, feeling his cock pulse inside you.

onceler's breath hitched as you picked up speed, rocking your hips rapidly. you bit your lip as you rode his cock, enjoying the feeling of being so full. you continued to grind your hips, riding him hard, until you heard him gasp.

onceler let out a loud cry, his arms wrapping around your waist. you felt his cock pulse inside you, flooding you with his thick seed. you leaned forward, kissing him deeply as you came, milking his cock for everything he had.

onceler chuckled as you collapsed on top of him, breathing heavily. "jesus christ..."

"yeah, i was pretty fucking good," you laugh.

[askyourfath-ler]

Do you still post? 🥺 your one of the best onceler ask blogs I've seen

Goodness, what a compliment. Who would I be not to accept it?

Don't worry, I'm still around. Running such a successful business and raising a two year old is much harder than it looks, I'm as busy as ever. I wouldn't trade it for anything, so I am more than happy to keep myself busy. She won't be this little forever, after all.

[ask-doctor-med-ler]

Hello. I believe we met not long ago.

A certain person has been requesting more.. tactile methods of communication with me - hugs, hand-holding and other gestures that tend to bring people a sense of 'comfort'.

The problem - this 'body' of mine is not made of any matter that mortals could encounter under normal circumstances. Prolonged contact with me kills them.

Perhaps you might have a potential solution? I would appreciate it.

-@ask-chronicler

Chronicler,

First off I'm going to admit that even though your situation is unique, the advice I'm giving is likely something you've already considered yourself.

That said, first and foremost, communication is your biggest friend. You need to make it clear to your friend that you're not willing to risk their safety for the physical comforting it may temporarily grant to them. If they really care for you the way I suspect that they do, you will be able to come to some kind of mutual understanding.

That said, I'm sure you are aware that you're not the only onceler with superhuman abilities. If you yourself cannot find a way to safely give them a tactile alternative, you might be able to find someone else who may be able to help you find something that could do the trick.

A pet is one option, a puppet that you can control from a safer distance is another alternative. I'm sure you aren't considering a way to "normalize" yourself, but there are countless other alternatives to consider.

I don't know the particulars on how your body negatively affects normal humans, but if it's anything similar to radiation, perhaps a hazmat suit or radiation lead shield?

Let me know if there's any other way I can help! I hope I was at least a little helpful.

~ Med-ler

[moonymelly]

Some sketches of "Biggerler" that I doodled on the plane!!

He's definitely way more how I want/intended him to look on paper, I like how the second batch of sketches turned out. I made kinda (?) reference sketches and even drew his pal ț̵̡̟̤̝͕̙͍̬͎̟͕͙̪̳̯̳̥̗͖͑̂͗ͧͤ͂ͣ͆̓ͫ̆͆̎̈̾ͣ̐ͧͪ̕͜͝͠l̴ͧ̉̋͞h̸̢̲̘̲̖̺̦̠̒͑̀̀͊͛̀̎̕͢͝͞x̯̼̼ͤ͊̂_̖̋͒ͥ̒a̛͈͓ō̢̲̬͌́̉e̶̵̛͈̟͓̰̟͙̣̒͆ͣ͐̈̌͊̀̈́̊̿̈́ͣ̈ͤ̕͜͟͟͝͠r̷̭̣ͥ!!!!

🙂

[am00eba]

Hello!! Me and @m4rtinsstuff were talking about the onceler's factory and we noticed some pretty nice details!

I have no idea if everyone in the fandom already knew this, I'm pretty sure someone already pointed it out, but onceler's current house was right near the factory! It was either a part of it, where he then decided to stay at after the rest of it collapsed (for unknown reasons we'll talk about later) or maybe that was just the place he slept, ate and lived in while the businness was running.

We can also compare the concept art and the movie, which help showing us better how that is indeed his house.

This means that these stairs function is to connect his office to his house..(?)

..but that's where I asked myself, what was his typical day as a rich guy like? Did he spend his time in his house, did he go there after finishing his work? The movie shows literally NOTHING about that. I think that what we see in "How bad can I be" is all just for the song, the environments are not well defined and realistic enough to tell us how the story actually went.

Did this guy do nothing but have fun all day? Did he even work, was he really that clueless about everything? I have SO many questions, I wanna know everything about this story and his character!

And mostly, how did that whole factory disappear..people already said that the land just fell or that it was Thneedville's residents who destroyed it. To prove how these are by far the most correct theories, we can once again take a look at concept arts. I don't know what else I should add, since the images are so clear they talk for themselves:

The point is, I wish the movie itself showed us everything instead of (as much as I liked it) "resuming" it in a 3 minutes song. The Onceler's life in his successful era and his factory interest me so much, it's a shame how little things we got!

[bankrupt-ler]

n-naked??! I just...I just don't have my hat on-

and thanks for asking....he is just right here

I would wear it back but...uhm -I just don't want to

[y72leraskblog]

hi can i have a kiss

here little one, it will be 15 cents