#askblupatriot

[ask-poker-ace]

Be suck again in another trial _(:3」∠)_

@askblupatriot

[ask-magnificus]

One time I tried setting up camp right outside the fortress, but was chased away by maajiknights.

[askrinyamaoka]

YOU GOTTA FIGHT BACK SOLDIER. You have to use your small size and nimble nature to your advantage against these lumbering hunks of beef jerky. Dodge, hit them where they don't expect it! You can't run forever, you know.

WHY ARE YOU YELLING! I’ll if it means I can survive longer!

[sm64mario]

Mario you are a true friend of the common laborer. Tell me have you unionized. Do not tell me a fib, man of upper lip hair and moral standard. I expect nothing but the truth from such a stalwart specialist of the sacred snake drain technique. Come here Mario and tell me the honest to truth of god there is nothing to fear.

Oh yeah! Of’a course I’va unionized! Abiet it’sa not like we’ve had a lot of problems involving’a work place safety and rights in’a the Mushroom Kingdom, but it’sa always important to make sure everyone is’a being treated fairly! 

[bogleech]

Question, is it theoretically possible for a creature, insect or otherwise, to breathe fire or mimic the action? I ask because fire breathing giant ants from fallout and I want to know how to explain that in my fallout PNP game.

I don’t know my chemistry but there have to be some compounds an organism could manufacture and mix together that ignite on contact with the air.There’s already bombardier beetles whose chemical spray reaches boiling temperatures in a split second.

[fiksr]

@askblupatriot  is  damned.

be  it  during  a  trial  or  around  the  campfire,  jordi  prefers  keeping  to  himself.  this  philosophy  has  granted  him  something  of  a  reputation  amongst  his  fellow  survivors  —  &  while  he  prefers  opportunist  to  cold  blooded  monster  who  only  does  whatever  benefits  himself,  he  never  cared  what  people  thought  of  him  before  he  found  himself  trapped  in  this  hellhole,  &  quite  frankly,  it  matters  even  less  to  him  now.  (  there  does  come  a  greater  inconvenience  to  it,  since  everyone  seems  to  meet  everyone  at  one  point  or  another  here,  as  far  as  mankind  goes.  survival  is  survival,  though;  connections  are  no  longer  required.  )

the  fixer  grumbles  in  irritation  when  the  too  familiar  flashlight  beam  attempts  to  break  through  the  underbrush,  &  then  grits  his  teeth  when  some  fool  tries  doing  the  same  thing  with  his  own  two  hands.  jordi  had  been  crouching  a  few  feet  away,  gaining  his  bearings  (  or  trying  to  )  before  he  takes  off  in  some  useless direction.  he  decides  within  a  second  that  this  guy  is  no  threat  —  not  in  the  sense  that  he’s  actively  dangerous,  at  least.  ❝  are  you  new?  ❞  he  bites,  less  of  a  legitimate  question  &  more  of  a  subtle  jab.  ❝  keep  your  voice  down  ...  or,  better  yet,  go  holler  somewhere  else.  ❞

[ms-paint-tf2]

oh heck here's the ask box. where's your PRICES.

one crate

[baconpal]

I think you could afford to experiment with some different styles.

this one i’m not sure of what you mean to be suggesting I improve upon. Maybe I just don’t follow but if there’s some sort of flaw/weakness in my art style or what i choose to draw with, that’s more of a personal problem and is unlikely to change.

[mayadile]

Nickname: toof lover

its because of my mouth fetish aint it

[sexbonk]

*knock knock* something knocking at the door? *KNOCK KNOCK* Okay whoever it is must be pretty insistent- *SMASH* okay that's a man's fist busting through the wood. "I SAW YOU LITTERING MAGGOT! YOU ARE GOING TO EAT THIS CAN!"

@askblupatriot  

  Scout replied to the first two knocks with a unbothered mumble. The next couple of knocks got an annoyed groan followed by “Go away!”

   Then the loud smash came and the door was now definitely ruined. Great, just great...!

   “Aw, crap..”

   Jeremy pushed himself away from his desk and got up to open the door, even though Soldier probably could just.. crawl through if he so damn pleased to do so. “I’m not eatin’ the can, Solly.”

[itsdmod]

@askblupatriot

“Hey... hey you” he grabbed the other man’s sleeve, trying to catch his attention so he would turn around. The back of Dwight’s shirt was ripped, a couple thick gashes oozing blood down his back. He was trying to stay quiet but he couldn’t stop whimpering. He seemed to be half way patched up already but it was too hard to do it himself if it was on his back; bandages just hanging from his sides. “Can you help me?”

[ohcorny]

Wait actually Friday has a point. He threatened a cop and also she's been picked as the favorite to be the Big Important Person.

you don’t gotta tell Me that lol

[bogleech]

I just gotta know... what's a drunk slug like? How do they behave?

Visibly, not much different...but they're EVEN slower and number to process anything around them, so a common poison-free method of ridding them from a garden is to set out a bowl or pan of beer at least an inch deep.The slugs get so drunk, and want so much more beer, that they fall in and drown. If it were any other liquid they would turn around and crawl right back out. The fact that they do not do so in this situation implies the death is probably a drunken bliss.

[cat-boots]

yo! so! the description of the comic says its following the romantic adventures of the deer and lizzerd. but ain't the lizzerd and the rabbit dating? is there gonna be some plot change or is that supposed to mean the story follows two relationships?

we’re in the prologue where the deer and the lizard aren’t dating

[bitter-cosmos]

When did you become a collective? I thought this as just a one man operation. Or was it always a collective blog?

since the start! it’s me (mod s), mob b, and mod g. i think I just tend to be the most active because one of them is not caught up (nor interested in catching up - bless them), the other has a life, and i am a glutton for punishment.

- mod s

[former-mudscamps]

Well, this side of the multiverse seems complex. What's all this about forced marriages and queens?

“O h, uh... H-hi there!”

“It’s uh...a-a really long a-and complicated story, uhm... H-how familiar are you w-with magic?”