#asking for sampo

[clouddd-hannn]

SAMPO'S IN THE KAFKA BANNERR AKABJVAJAV MAYBE I CAN FINALLY GET HIM 😭😭😭

[drabblejester]

Ratio, Sampo, Aventurine, Jing Yuan and Mr Reca overhead reader feels about them (basically reader has a crush on them)

how VARIOUS HSR GUYS would react to OVERHEARING YOU CONFESS!

requested by: anon :3

pairings: ratio, sampo, aventurine, jing yuan, and mr. reca x gn!reader

content warnings: none!!

comments: im devouring a pizza rn as of typing this. its so good.. this one is also in bulletted list bc i didnt get any specifications sorry my liege<3

AVENTURINE:

he overhears you talking on the phone in another room, probably to your friend. he isn’t one to eavesdrop but just this once…

he acts very calm about it, totally poker-faced to the point where you think he didn’t hear for WEEKS

until one night he asks you about it, and tells you to talk to him about it more later.

you fall asleep with him, and when you wake up, you tell him as promised!!

he still has to get used to people. y’know. liking him. so he’s a bit awkward for a while, but he warms up! sadly doesn’t soften up for a LONG while though

SAMPO:

he overhears you talking to an interviewer in belobog talking about a ‘handsome blue haired man’

first of all he is FLATTERED that someone in this cold world actually likes him. second of all he registers that someone likes him about 5 seconds later and panics a bit

truly, his whimsical and silly demeanor has captivated you! but it was meant to be for lying and getting away with things, not actual flirting. so he thinks he’s screwed

but he’s NOT screwed! he makes a plan to corner you later in the night to have a bit of banter, but you end up cornering him!!

you two talk for a bit, you talk about how cool and yummy he is. he says it back and you both end up having a great night! maybe a kiss or two persnaps…

DR. RATIO:

he accidentally peeks over your shoulder at your texts (god damn curiosity) and sees you panic texting someone about the Super Duper Hot Professor Man that just so happened to pass by you. and that’s now standing behind you.

now obviously you probably freak out because oh my gods thats the guy RIGHT BEHIND YOU. you turn around and stammer for a bit

sadly ratio just gives you a dirty look (not on purpose) and tells you to seek knowledge, not him. he winds up lecturing you about feelings and professionalism for a good 20 minutes

you go home and wind down for a bit to process the lecturing, and just hang out. you start to have some second thoughts about everything

until a nice little package arrives at your door, with a nice cooked meal and a note that’s a very passive aggressive way of saying ‘take care of yourself’

JING YUAN:

he overheard you gossiping with the guards, and nothing escapes his ears. he didn’t confront you about it right away of course, since he didn’t want to freak you out or anything

so instead, he just played the waiting game. he waited for weeks upon weeks, hearing all the thoughts you thought about him, and every little thing you tried to do to court him

and he’s flattered!! very flattered actually. he decides to eventually send a guard out with a hand written letter to you, simply saying to meet him at a restaurant he found out you frequented

you two meet there, talk for a bit, but not as a general and you. you talk like strangers but in the best way possible, getting to know even more about eachother!! you eat some yummy food and chitchat the night away

and eventually he brings you back to his place, settling you down with some tea and light snacks. maybe a few long-drawn stories to help you sleep. sadly (or thankfully) he ends up asleep before you, so you have extra time to admire him :3

MR. RECA:

he finds out through social media! you broke his ‘no recording in the studio’ rule, posted a blurry video somewhere, and went absolutely crazy over him in the caption

he’s upset that you broke his rule, but at the same time. thinks its interesting. he doesn’t do much else except revisit the post once more before meeting with you

you two meet up in his office, and he immediately brings up the post. of course you apologize so so hard about breaking the rules, but he waves it off!!

eventually the conversation ends up circling around to emotions (with a bit of help from memokeepering), and you spill all your thoughts and feelings right then and there. he’s slightly shocked, but it soon turns to a smile before politely telling you to leave his office

you’re definitely nervous, but it all fades away once you find out you’ve been casted in the main role alongside him! for better or for worse though, it’s a romance production. that asshole.

im fucking up this pizza rn my lieges its so yummy

[skeptical-saniwa]

hello! i hope you're well! i have a request if you're interested. could you draw a very blushy ratio or sampo after being kissed on the cheek or forehead?

Ooh anon I spent alot of time on this one haha 🤣💗 I hope you like it

Ratio is based off the premise you’re already in a relationship, sampo is chemistry is there but both sides keep teasing so you can’t tell if he’s serious or not

[laseratingfist]

WAIT CAN U DO MARCHBOOTPO AND HAVE IT BE SOMETHING ABOUT HER BIRTHDAY!!! she's almost a birthday girl!!!

(the bow in boothill's hair is from march....)

[moeblob]

He's not even the love of my life and yet he got first fanart honors (I feel like I betrayed the character I truly love...)

[tra1nchi]

Imagine being a silvermane guard and often letting Sampo of the hook if he takes it like a good boy😍

🌷anon

Sampo is so unnecessarily gorgeous MINORS DNI!! top male reader,,crying,,handcuffs

He was going to get you fired at this point,, the higher ups have started to notice how you never seemed to manage to catch him!! Getting scolded everytime you come back from a failed mission >□<

But you couldn't resist Sampo,,His smooth words and charming personality always managed to convince you to let him go!! The light peck on the cheek he'd give you each time was enough to make you forget all about your job!!

Finally managing to get him into a pair of tight handcuffs!! Laying on your bed with the handcuffs connected to the bedframe,, his shit eating grin looking back at you!!

"Oh? Finally caught me, what will you do with me now officer?" He teases,,lifting his hips up towards your crotch!! Not expecting you to grab so firmly onto his hips!! >¤<

Trying to squirm away from you when you start to undress him!! The chains of his handcuffs clinking as he weakly tries to push himself away from you only to stop when he feels your fist grabbing at his hair!!

"Getting feisty aren't you..?" He gasped out as he feels you bottom out inside of him!! Gripping at his purple hair so roughly!! His thighs quivering,,feeling your cock go soo deep!!

It's been hours and you haven't stopped!! Tears running down his cheeks with cum staining his toned stomach,, the squelching as you piston inside of Sampo was so lewd!!! He has to make up for all the times he nearly gor you fired :(

[theendofviolet]

hoyoverse like if we don't keep giving this toooootally random 4 star man more content we will fucking Die

[redthemarten]

I come to thee with but a single request

O’ mutual may I have one sampo doodle in these trying times (college finals :( )

(Thank you in advance if you actually do draw him :) )

Good luck with the finals!!! Be strong!

Here's your Sampo of Prosperity. Reblog for 500 years of luck and wealth. Or don't, also for 500 years of luck and wealth, because that's just how generous he is. Would a nice guy like him ever lie to you?

[pachimation]

you ever joke about a ship to yourself and then, like, kinda like it? and then you joke about it to friends and it’s totally an ironic thing bc it’s not like you actually like this character and god forbid you actually like this ship. and then something happens but like it’s literally nothing (museum event) and then you take a couple screenshots or like record a cutscene (museum event!!!). and then maybe you wake up after working on ship art of them and like you’re wishing there’s more art for this ship and you’re polling ppl on instagram about what the widely agreed upon ship name is and then you’re like, aw FUCK.

anyway, ah FUCK. they’re actually kinda cute together ngl.

[ginnungagay]

'Ello!

I'm not sure if you still drawing hsr arts, but if you do- can we get art of mini Sampo Koski?- he's too damn precious, ehe-

Sorry if bothering you there, bye! 🌹

hi anon! i haven't quit or anything, just been busy with work and various horrors. anyway, i hear he's a fan of rubber chickens

[drabblejester]

Sampo, Ratio, Boothill and Argenti with a female reader who is sweet, kind, and caring girl has an alter ego who is violent, cruel, and occasionally even sadistic to her enemies

how VARIOUS HSR GUYS would react to your FUCKED UP AND EVIL ALTER EGO!

requested by: anon :3

pairings: sampo, ratio, boothill, argenti x fem!reader (can be taken as gn!reader too)

content warnings: mentions of violence

comments: oughh yummy … i put this one in a bulletlist i hope thagts alright my liege. i don’t know how alter egos work that well so i bs’d it up </3

DR. RATIO:

unless you are actively going to hurt him, he wouldn’t mind TOO much

don’t get me wrong he’d still call you violent and such when you slip into the ego, and he’d absolutely try to restrain you from harming people

but i mean. if you’re not affecting him or someone close to him, he’s okay with it

he treasures your ‘normal’ self equally to your ‘altered’ self, finding both of them interesting

he wants to study you like a bug. like he REALLY wants to figure it all out. talk to him about it!!! he’d listen very well

SAMPO:

i’m not even gonna lie he’s probably so scared. keeping his distance like a scared little dog

he’d be FREAKED out the first time you slip into the ego, wondering if he made you upset with anything. he treats you so nicely during the ego and ofc when you slip out of it

even after you explain it all to him, he still gets nervous and gives you extra chocolate and flowers when you’re in the ego

HOWEVER, he might help you in your antics! particularly if it’s against someone he doesn’t like

you two are a great team, both crazy mode and normal mode <3

BOOTHILL:

he’s also concerned, less scared but more just ‘man what the hell happened here’

he watches you while you tear through a crowd of IPC, happily cheering you on before he jumps in to help.

to help you with your violent tendencies in the ego, he tracks down the nearest IPC groups for you to obliterate

becomes the ULTIMATE hypeman during this too, winding you up and letting you go absolutely CRAZY on a bunch of people while smiling the whole time

and afterwards he cleans you up and wipes the blood off of your shoes, gives you a nice little bath, and helps you to bed (assuming you’re tired after all of that)

ARGENTI:

he’d absolutely be like ‘stop!! this isn’t like you!! look at me!!’ like, he’d get physically in the way between you and whoever you want to fight

it probably doesn’t work. so he just picks you up and runs away with you slung over his shoulder, praying to idrila that you don’t bite him or something

he brings you home and BEGS you to talk about it. what made you mad, what he can do, etc. after you communicate, he buys you a punching bag for you to put your energy out on

sometimes he’ll just wake up in the middle of the night only to hear you going BATSHIT on that punching bag. at least he can sleep well knowing you aren’t hurting other people

similarly to boothill he will happily set you loose on someone dirtying the name of idrila though. go my scarab!

enjoy the snacks my liege..

[skeptical-saniwa]

Hey I hate sampo. And i would really hate it if you drew sampo. I will cry and vomit if you draw sampo. seeing people draw sampo makes my blood boil PLEASE DO NOT DRAW SAMPO OMG IM BEGGING YOU IM ON MY KNEES SAMPOOO

Oh my god I hate him so bad we can bond over our shared hatred 🥰🥰🥰🥰🌚🌚 i spent sooo much time on it you can tell he’s the worst omg

[illustrationist-of-the-stars]

I'm trying to think what club that hsr characters would join. But I could think of Argenti joining the equestrian club

That's a good idea, Anon! Honestly, I almost forgot the NRC clubs exist but anyways...

Here's what I think what clubs all the HSR!Yuu's made so far would join or at the very least be somewhat interested in:

Board game club - Silver Wolf (She'd just stay in one of the corners and just play games on her lonesome while Idia would be stuck looking on and trying to entertain Azul in envy...or he gets ticked off enough that he'd physically drag her over to their board game sesh lol)

Aventurine (Dude would make it all about high stakes and ridiculous betting so fast that somehow actual lives are on the line, it wouldn't even be funny-)

March 7th (She just likes the comfortable enough atmosphere tbh, like after school, I doubt she'd want to do anything strenous and would just rather chill and play games without moving much), Jing Yuan (He's just there to sit still and look pretty- and also play games, that too ^_^!!!)

Film studies - Sunday ( it was also a tie between that or the band club tbh because it would be so funny to see Yuu!Sunday get his first long, forgotten rite of passage into getting exposed to alt or rock/metal music and be coverted to the punk side, like- he is so overdue on that whole rebel teen phase)

Gargoyle research club - Acheron ( no surprises there tbh lol)

Horse-riding club - Argenti, Gepard (LET THEM RIDE THE HORSES AT DAWN‼‼)

Magical shift club - Sampo Koski, Boothill (They'd both make ridiculous- borderline life threatening poses, tricks and moves on their brooms just to be flashy and also because they can since they'd have actual experience in them like idk if Vargas would be impressed or just outright kick them out of the club entirely)

Mountain lovers club - Jiaoqiu (Bro needs to go to the mountains for the enrichment and getting the alternative ingredients for his exotic ahh dishes!!), Firefly (She just wants an excuse to explore out of college grounds tbh)

Science club - Dr Ratio, The Herta, Dan Heng (NERDSSS‼)

Track and field club - Feixiao (basic, I know...but she would sweep off everyone's feet in that club so fast like immediately becoming the club's golden girl and winning every match like we're easily getting into internationals in this one frfr!!!)

Feel free to let me know of what your thoughts are on this little idea ^_^

[feroluce]

I love the fact that the Silvermane Guards are essentially just a very devoted "We Love Gepard Landau" fanclub, and I desperately need for all of them to get into ship wars about it behind their Captain's back. The soldiers are all split into several factions:

Some of them ship him with Sampo 🛡💣 (enemies to lovers/hateship enjoyers; this does not necessarily mean they like Sampo- in fact it's more like most of them want to sic their Captain on him skzjsmdm)

Some of them ship him with Bronya 👑🛡 (knight and princess trope enjoyers and also a sorta-kinda "that is our mom and dad" type of deal; this faction gets riled up and ridiculously hypes Gepard up to Bronya every time she comes down to the frontlines mskdkxmd)

Some of them ship him with the trailblazer 🛡💫 (the smallest and newest faction, but steadily gaining!)

Some of them ship him with Pela ❄🛡 (workplace romance enjoyers; Gepard once charged out into the Fragmentum alone to save Pela from an expedition gone horribly wrong, and when this faction saw Gepard carrying Pela back princess style they threw a whole party)

Some of them ship him with Dunn 🛡🗡 (also workplace romance; Dunn is very flattered by this because yeah wrong Landau, but wow, the troops really think he's good enough to woo the Captain, what an honor)

And some of them ship themselves with the Captain 🛡❤ (yumejoshi enjoyers; this faction throws a massive group effort every Valentine's Day and are also all very supportive of each other)

The final faction is an odd one, because they're defined not by who they ship their beloved Captain Gepard with, but rather by who they don't ship him with. Their name is generally shortened to the A.B.S. Group- Anybody BUT Sampo 🚫💣 DKSZJJSMSOZ

[laseratingfist]

YOU SHOULD DRAW THAT "TOO SERIOUS!" TREND WITH SAMPOLUKA BAHSJSHSJSHS

[foxspritez]

not enough mermaid aus in this society