#askpyramidsteve

[imthebestcharacter618]

"fine. But if we are going, we're going my way. No fancy man made wormholes." *Johnson said gruffly before ... Heading into the bar?? Wait, huh?*

*bill looked at steve and Krissy, before shrugging and following the old man he was pretty sure was older than HIM.*

-@imbackbilly (I need to stop making you send the asks lmao)

*Steve rolls his eye, grumbling but following. He wouldn't admit it, but he doesn't think he has the energy to make another wormhole anyway.*

*And Krissy, seemed to be aware of that, sticking close to Steve just in case.*

[imthebestcharacter618]

HEY, UH, STEVE? I hope that’s the right name-

FOR SOME REASON I FEEL LIKE YOU’RE ACTING DIFFERENT. SOMETHING WRONG?

(( @silly-little-triangle ))

((Ooc: I’m genuinely noticing a difference in the speech patterns. Feel like Silly woulda noticed too))

OHHH, HI SILLY!!!! Party cannon!!

YUP! OF COURSE!! Why wouldn't I be? *because you're insanely mentally ill?*

[imthebestcharacter618]

PLEASE IM ON MY HANDS AND KNEES LET ME MOVE IN WITH YOU AND @cipherjuice-bioexorist 🙏🙏🙏

. . .

I don't think you wanna do that. Not that we have the money to house you anyway...

[imthebestcharacter618]

YOU'RE ALIVEEE

.

Well kinda-?

WAIT NO WE'RE NOT DOING THIS. GO MESS WITH STAN NOT ME

[imthebestcharacter618]

*Steve had been up for at least two days at this point. He did his best to help around when he could, but he mostly stayed in the room with beetle, or out with starling, both playing with her and also making sure she doesn't blow up something or someone.*

*he was in the little room turned small playroom for starling, where starling stacked triangle blocks on top of each other as best as she could. She would also pick up a yellow one from time to time and insist upon giving it to Steve. He was at least holding 2, with a little star shaped plush thing that had been obviously made by Mabel*

*then, from the room over, where beetle was currently passed out, he heard movement. Creaking, a soft groan, and the sounds of a broken mannequin objecting to movement.*

-@cipherjuice-bioexorist

*Steve gasped, picking up Starling and grabbing his cane and going into the guest bedroom where him and Beetle had been sleeping in the past few days.*

*He pushes open the door, pupil dilated.* Beetle?!

[imthebestcharacter618]

Why do you like making people eat copper wires? What about witnessing that brings you joy? And how do you even manage to get them to do that?

What can I say, I'm very persuasive pal! Plus, haven't ya heard copper wires are good for the brain??? Humans just gotta learn that! Suggest you try some with a side of CDs!! Specifically the 1997 Hercules CD from Disney, but that's just me bud!

[imthebestcharacter618]

Beetle move.

Steve I need to impregnate you.

O-oh! Um. *his cheeks turn a hint of blue* I'm flattered, but no thanks! :)

And if anyone Beetle will be the one getting pregnant, I'm not dealing with that. *foreshadowing goes crazy*

[imthebestcharacter618]

I'm trying to prove a point to Beetle that he hasn't gotten everyone to hate him. (Yet)

@cipherjuice-bioexorist

[imthebestcharacter618]

WOW! You're very... bright! And.. cheerful! Wish I had your mentality, buddy!

[@weirdo-of-the-millenia]

Ah, shucks! You're so sweet! *He waves his hand, leaning against his cane, grinning.*

It's what I do best! Nice ta meet ya, pal! Names Pyramid Steve!

[imthebestcharacter618]

*silly has been looking for Steve… but it isn’t silly. It’s like someone else is in control. He ends up at a locked bathroom and hearing something inside. Steve’s voice*

Hey, Steve?

*it sounds off…*

Can, uh… can I talk to you?

(( @silly-little-triangle ))

*Steve didn't know how long he'd been in the bathroom. He just realized he was hyper-aware of everything around him. The vent in the corner, the weird smell of metal but also plastic, every little click of the AC or footsteps. It was like he was...*

*Anyway, it also meant tone. Steve could immediately tell this wasnt Silly. But sounded like Silly. Which meant...*

Who's fronting? *Steve's voice sounded more... emotionless, that he wanted it to. His ear twitched, his pupil an unnatural slit then the usual big blue eye.*

[imthebestcharacter618]

*steve had made it a habit of bringing food to bill(at begrudgingly at bill’s request, ford too.) to make sure they were eating, he had noticed a lack of food there when he was jumped by some random dudes who had previously had problems with bill.*

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*ford, for whatever reason had placed a tracker onto steve. something about making sure he doesn’t cause any problems around town or anything, he noticed the time was about where steve would normally stop by and bring them food and realized he wasn’t there. he let it go thinking he was just like when about 5 minutes later his paranoia had gotten the better of him. and he noticed steve was going out of town*

- @sixfingrs

*Steve just wanted to go to the grocery store. Get his groceries. Give it to Bill. THEN GO HOME.*

*What he did NOt want. Was to be manhandled and gagged and thrown in the back of a rusty van, ankles and wrists tied.*

*He huffs, glaring at the wall of the van. The injected something into his arm and he was NOT looking forward to see what the fuck THAT was gonna do.*

[imthebestcharacter618]

HEY HORNS :3

[imthebestcharacter618]

He drew a summoning circle with light blue crayons to summon Steve

"Steve Steve Steve! Or steph... stef... nah ima jus' call ya Steve."

- @beckettpines

WOAHHHH!! *he laughs, spinning in the air in his Euclidean form.*

Sure has been a minute since I've been summoned, pal!

[imthebestcharacter618]

Wha- Where...

Where am I?

Oh, hello! Are you alright? Are you lost D:

[imthebestcharacter618]

🎉I should draw him in fun outfits more

Also I'm expecting the freaky anons sigh 💔💔

[imthebestcharacter618]

NOW’S Y0UR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]

@only-499-kromer

Hate ta say it pal, I'm already a big shot!