#asks for sharkz

[punk-dad-sharkz]

Murderous intent(I haven't annoyed you in a bit)

i hv a movie marathon set up and classic rock playing through my headphones I am invincible to any annoyance

[anti-terf-posts]

we should put terfs into one of those foam pits at a trampoline park and bean them with blocks

yes.

[techs-ass]

Do you think hammerhead sharks are annoyed they can't see right in front of their faces? Or can they?

Ohohohogsjsjajjaqhahqyqba anon you have no idea the can of worms you just opened.

So for a long time, scientists thought hammerheads just had this massive blindspot but it was recently(ish) found that the placement of Hammerhead's eyes gives them 360-degree vision! They can see above, below and behind them at all times. This grants them better vision than just about any other shark! Although they still have the blindspot directly in front of their nose, they make up for it by swiveling their head back and forth while swimming so they can pretty much see all around them at all times!!

All of this is to say, no. I don't think they get annoyed by their sight :) if anything they have quite the advantage.

[holocowboy]

11: what non-fiction books do you like if any?

:D

this list is sort of all over the place, but some of my all-time favorite nonfiction books are:

gwangju uprising: the rebellion for democracy in south korea by hwang sok-yong, lee jae-eui, and jeon yong-ho

the color of law by richard rothstein

night by elie wiesel

gratitude by oliver sacks

how to live when a loved one dies by thich nhat hanh

crying in h mart by michelle zauner

we both laughed in pleasure: the selected diaries of lou sullivan

gender outlaw by kate bornstein

pretty much any collection of james baldwin's essays

[tripletroubleposts]

Our Intro Posts!

🐶

Haiii!!! I'm pup and I've got a lot of feelings :3.

18 years of age!

Single but talking so please don't try anything romantic!

I use he/it! I'm a man loving man and a switch! Super down to bottom. Love that. And I top sometimes but only if I really like you

I'm super into✅:

Wax play

Sensory deprivation

Impact play <3

Pet play (duh)

Marking

Degradation

Praise

Oral stuff!

Spit omg hehe

Edging/orgasm denial

(Light) Dacryphilia

I would like to try 🟡:

Bondage

Dumbification

I really don't like ❌

Scat

Water sports

Detrans

CNC

Please no Forcemasc. That's so fucking scary

Race play

Age play

Feeder/Feedee

It's ok if you DM us! I'll answer :3 Unless you're being a dick. I'm not answering shit like that. Just make sure you say who it's for!

We could also talk about stuff that isn't kink related! Like:

Space Channel 5! My favorite game!

Poetry/Short stories

MCR :3

The Front Bottoms

The Mantis Shrimp. Love that guy

Sharkz

Invader Zim

Steven Universe

Furry art

Pokemon

Music stuff!

Other stuff!

🪲 Intro!

heyy guys its 🪲 again i completely forgot to write my kinks list-

Honestly idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Just treat me rough and ill like it (as long as you pamper me afterwards)

petplay

Other Info

Poly, in a Monogamous relationship

mspec lesbian with a preference towards women

I mostly bottom but i can absolutely top

most asks will probably be ignored (nothing personal), unless you're making serious advances or sending hate, then you're DEFINITELY getting ignored :3

[hellishboots]

hey hey, how u doinnnn!!! I have 'em quick questions about the water dogs.

What's the difference between saltwater and freshwater eels? Do they have different characteristics, and where do they live?

What the FUCK is the Megdalon (<- is this the correct spelling???), you know, the big shark that roamed the waters a bajillion years ago. WHAT ARE THEY??? DO THEY HAVE GRANDSHARKS OR RELATIVES, IS THE BLOODLINE STILL GOING???

What do they mean by 'snake skin', and why do snakes peel them?

Are birds REALLY relatives of dinos? And which species of birds are the closest?

These little thoughts rattle in my brain like the DVD logo bouncing on TV, and you don't have to answer all of 'em, I just need answers! Anyways, thank u for readin!

honestlyy idkk y u asked me, the village idiot, 2 answer these questionz but oh boy i do love animalz so i will try my best! :3

1. i do not know much abt eelz, but i doo know abt electric eelz, here r some random electric eel fun factz! (these r just some of my favez, i loev electric eelz bc i have an electric eel oc;;; if any1 iz interested in any more info;;; id b happy 2 share)

they arent actually rlly related 2 true eelz, instead, theyre a speciez of knife fish thatz more closely related 2 catfish!

they breath air bc they live in murky water and if they had gillz, they wudnt b able 2 get enough oxygen.

they can jump out of water 2 shock their prey and their shock can get up 2 abt 650 voltz. :0 (the standard american outlet iz abt 110 voltz)

they use electrolocation bc they r basically blind. how doez that work? well basically, think echolocation but w electricity. they can identify other electric eelz, prey, objectz, and more w electrolocation! v cool! who needz sight when ur a living battery fishie?

2. idrk much abt the megalodon, but i do know that there r some ppl that think theyre still alive? wich, no. if u see a bigass shark, itz prolly either a basking shark or u just havent seen many sharkz b4. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

3. snake skin iz just. snakez skin (idk if thatz what u were asking but yee). itz made up of keratin (same stuff that our nailz n hair iz made up of) and they shed it bc it doez not grow az the snakez grow.

4. i have no idea honestly, evolution iz...idk anything abt it.

thank u 4 the questionz! i loev talking abt animalz and sharing fun factz n stuff! if any1 wantz 2 ask me anything abt animalz, i highly encourage it. it doeznt even have 2 b a question u can just share fun factz or whatever, anything 2 fuel my special interest (i also liek plantz, especially flowerz) :3

[thevalleyoftriumph]

tell us abt ur dark design 👀

I ACCIDENTALLY WROTE SOO MUCH SO IM PUTTIN IT UNDER A CUT TO SAVE THE POOR MOBILE USERZ WHO DONT HAVE THE UPDATE THAT SHORTENZ POSTZ LOL

OK HERE I HAD TO GRAB THE IMAGE I HAVE OF HIS DESIGN. CHOSEN AND ORANGE ARE THERE TOO BUT JUST IGNORE THEM THIZ AINT ABT EM I CANT CROP EM ON MY LAPTOP

OK SO. my dark design.

one; hez got a few like. chipz in his earz. usually from fightz. one time he accidentally got a piercing torn out tho so that. hurt.

uhh. oh! lotza scarz. see he larger onez on his armz? thoze r from chosen! since chosen haz fire powerz, dark often haz to try n protect his face from it, n he just putz his armz up like that. unfortunately thiz doez mean he sacrificez the safety of his armz in the process.

he wearz a leather jacket with a half belt thatz usually pretty undone [i have a better image that showz it but itz. darkmango and i dont think u wanna see my darkmango art /hj] but other than that, he usually keepz his sleevez rolled up because he thinkz it lookz nicer. it would def help if he kept em down [protectz his armz better from chosenz fire] but also, if you were to ask, hed say keeping them rolled up helpz save room for his braceletz swordz.

oh! he haz a huuuuge scar all over his chest [u can kinda see the top of it here!] that coverz a majority of his torso. thiz iz from orange, actually! remember that bit in ava5 where orange shootz a big fuckin lazer at him? yeah. thatz the cause.

uhh. he wearz a lot of jewelry- necklacez below his shirt, chokerz, ringz, and lotz of earringz/piercingz.

hez got a shitty mullet lol. he thinkz it lookz nice.

and lastly, the "hornz" ! thatz actually a headband he wearz ^^ havent decided how he got it, probably gonna make it a gift chosen gave back when they were still alliez. [the hollow head stickz r all siblingz in my hc of them. not important here, just thought i should mention ^^;; chosen/dark az a ship actaully makez me uncomfy so i just like makin em buddiez . siblingz w issuez. ]

but yeah he haz a headband w little hornz on em ! it addz to his aesthetic. if he could, hed wear one of thoze fake tailz you hook on ur belt. itd be a lil forked tail. he just doeznt have one </3

also!! lastly lastly, he haz veeery sharp teeth. debated on making him have TWO rowz of teeth like sharkz. i think ill go thru w it just for the fucked up aspect lol.

ohh wait wait also!!! he haz pet spiderz! he likez them. would have a lot of tarantulaz but probably a few otherz. id think hed probably have a few tattoos somewhere under his clothez. mainly spiderz, or maybe little virabotz, or somethin silly he findz cool.

thatzzzz mainly it to him i think? :]

[dondiesel]

B4 u jump in da water 🌊 ask urself, can u swim wit da sharkz? It's alot...We backstroke in dat bihh! 🏄🏊👌😎⚡#ONE💯🙏 #ClikTyteMobb #WizeGuyz #GNB💨 #NK👑 #MCM💸🏃#MJG #LBR #MGO🔴 #LBR #YBN #600Shxt (at Baltimore, Maryland)

[davidmueller666-blog]

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[punk-dad-sharkz]

Murderous intent

Point me at smth

*points at calm down corner* go there

[punk-dad-sharkz]

AAA

sorry I got scared

BOO!!! GET SCARED MORE!!!

[punk-dad-sharkz]

WELL MOTHER WHAT THE WAR DID TO MY LEGS AND TO MY TONGUE

YOU SHOULDA RAISED A BABY GIRL, I SHOULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER SON!

[punk-dad-sharkz]

Good day, I'm so sorry I'm in your ask and I don't know you personally, I'm a single mother who got a divorce after I came out as transmasc, things got really though afterwards(details in the link below), I tried to get help even on here but I got non cause I didn't want to enter people's ask and be tagged scam, but now I have to,cause it's not just about me, I have a 3 years old daughter and this was her first Christmas and new year without her dad and It wasn't close to anything she experiences when we were all together which made her so sad as i couldn't afford many things she's use to getting easily and it broke my heart seeing how sad she was, Her birthday is coming up and i wish to make it up to her, But I need money to sort that and other overwhelming situations without having to crawl back to her dad who hasn't even called to check on her since we got divorced, please help me, I've been blamed enough by family and friends for my current state. I can deal with that but I can't deal with my daughter being sad during the days that used to be one of her happiest days of the year because of my decision, that is getting to me so please help me. Feel free to ask for proof, But please help me I beg you, I'm desperate for my daughter's happiness.The previous story is in the link for better knowledge of my situation, And you can confirm how long I posted it by scrolling down my profile

I'm so sorry to hear about all of this happening to you, unfortunately I am not in a position to provide financial support. However, I will try to boost this as much as possible so the people that can help will be able to.

I wish you and your daughter a happy new year, and I hope everything gets better. Happy early birthday to your daughter <3

[punk-dad-sharkz]

For every hateful bigot there are ten trans people that shine brighter than they'll ever be. Your probably the brightest.

🫡thank you!

<3

[punk-dad-sharkz]

Doth thou haveth rabies

whats it to ya?

[punk-dad-sharkz]

GNAWS

why am i being eaten