#asky asky

[serpfeld]

me when i'm so silly it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it h

seeing her again in comic made me lose my mind i was running around and around and around .EVERY TIME WE SEE SERPAZ ITS HORRIBLE FOR HER. imagine being a serpaz fan and she finally shows up again and when she does it’s the implied embodiment of all negativity and doom she’s ever felt. like yeah ok. Whatever ..

[noodleharp]

what's your funniest headcanon for the captain from ror2

oh man… i dont have any “funny” stuff per se??

probably the one where he could have his gun arm as anything he wanted (ie. spatula, fishing rod, a claw, even just a regular left arm. yk! whatever!). ive seen drawings of it and i like it! it’s silly and fun :))

another silly one is that he collects cute things from time to time but he hates admitting to liking that sorta stuff. think mr saguaro from pokemon!

again, not funny but theyre nice :]

[mythicalmagical-monkeyman]

Who makes the most typos?

u best believe it's wukong

dyslexia is not a kind thing :(

[topperflop]

I don't know if you've done headcanons for Albion, but is it possible if you can do some?? General headcanons are fine, if you can do them. Tysm!!

absolutely!!! i’m assuming you want me to do them based on the ask game

Sexuality Headcanon: Lesbian (canon)

Gender Headcanon: Transfem (canon) stargender (She/He)

A ship I have with said character: SOVALBION <3 THE ENTIRE WORLD !!!!!!! also i think <3< jenbion and <3< elbion is funny. and more people should appreciate <> tazbion it’s the moirailship nobody speaks about

A BROTP I have with said character: her and dismas :) they are so important to eachother

A NOTP I have with said character: her with any man…

A random headcanon: my voice claim for her is Tahani Al-Jamil from the good place (aka Jameela Jamil)

General Opinion over said character: she’s amazing… not one of my big favorites but definitely one of the best characters

[zosanbrainrot]

awww no now Sanji might need some hugs after all that crying

not exactly a hug but dont worry Zoro's got him

[bottomcyclonus]

My sister is a total cunt and around when we were kids, 12 (her) and 15 (me), she became a really big fan of that Jesus guy, but in a ‘if you wear lipstick that’s TOO red you’re clearly a whore who is doing naughty things with the devil’ and ‘all “dark” animals like black cats, snakes, rats, spiders, and bats were sent by the devil himself”. W e had an older home, and the way it was set up is that one of our vents had a chute that went over the porch, and you could look down it and see basically right over the porch itself. This is relevant because I, at the time, really wanted a cat and our parents were considering it. However, cheese cunt (my nickname for her which she hated <3) saw me looking at an adoption page for a black cat. She absolutely lost it and said that I was trying to bring the devil into our home and that I was going to hell and that that cat was evil and going to claw out my eyes in my sleep. We got in a BIG fight over that. By the time we moved out there were still puncture marks in the wall from where she went at me with a fork. Back to the porch and vent. Kind of. I _needed_ to get this bitch, so I recruited two of my good friends who I knew would be ready to commit a fuckery. One of them had a pet snake (which I think she found in her yard and abducted adopted) and she fed him frozen mice and whatnot. Obviously we weren’t going to involve her snake, but the frozen mice? Those were fair game. Her job was to bring the mice and help behind the scenes. My other friend, he’s a big guy, intimidating if you don’t know him, *his* job was to be the devil. We’d found a dead bat in my attic (again old house) and made it look alive with popsicle sticks, then tied it to a string wound through the vent. We planned the fuckery for when our parents were staying at a hotel for their anniversary, so we were home alone all weekend. We had a pizza box as bait outside, with the frozen mice inside arranged in a pentagram. My guy friend was dressed up in a stereotypical grim reaper outfit, big black cloak, white ghoulish face, lantern, the works. We waited around until night, then he rang the door bell and hid, with the pizza box left on the porch, just far out enough that you would have to step outside. Me and my friend were in the bathroom when then happened so that my sister would have to go look. In reality, she was waiting above, ready with the bat, and I was hiding behind the garage door, which was right next to our front door. The moment I hear my sister let go of the door I gently closed it and locked it on her. I heard her scream and the sound of her dropping the pizza box, which was my friends cue to drop the bat on her and dance it around. At this point she’s freaking out and trying to get back inside, screaming and shrieking. I turn off the porch light, and from the shadows across the street, emerges my friend, face dimly lit by the lantern in his hand. I had to muffle my laughter with my fist in my mouth cause my sister is yelling like she’s going to die, which yeah, I can see her thinking that. All my friend had to do was walk across the street and point at her to get her to start crying, and she bolted into our backyard, where she tried to get in through the back door that was unfortunately for her, locked, courtesy of me. We made her stay out there for an hour or so, giving us time to put everything back to normal and sober ourselves up from laughing so hard. Then I let her back in and acted like I didn’t know anything. We got the cat and I named him Pizza.

THIS IS A TRANSFORMERS BLOG

[khairosclerosis]

💐 love is in bloom

[squidthesquidd]

Baby TFA team Prime and make ratchet the teenager in charge please 🥺

unfortunately drawing a whole ratchet is a bit too involved for me rn so i hope its alright i turned him into a baby too <3 might revisit this later tho to actually draw teen ratch and the squishies

[xomoosexo]

from “i will be twerking to this sabrina carpenter song” to “it’s just not been a great couple of years” my dreamie 😭😭😭😭😭

the true authentic drontent experience

[serpfeld]

Do you think laivan drives dirt bikes

never saw this somehow but i can see it and i like to imagine sometimes he falls off

[noodleharp]

I just wanted to thank you, your drawings always make my day... men....

im always happy to serve the community :] men!

[lizzy-frizzle]

Tips for pulling a baddie like you?

Persistence hunting

[topperflop]

If it doesn't bother you to have 2 hc requests from the same person, I'd run it back with Jentha Briati

it doesn’t bother me at all don’t worry!!!!

Sexuality Headcanon: Asexual (canon) Bi

Gender Headcanon: Transfem nonbinary (They/She)

A ship I have with said character: jenthmas <> :) also…. i think jenbion <3< is silly

A BROTP I have with said character: hmm.. her and arcjec

A NOTP I have with said character: sorry i cannot possibly imagine her in a relationship with murrit

A random headcanon: would love littlest pet shops

General Opinion over said character: she’s SO COOL!!!!! so funny so silly i love her. i just know they’re gonna have an amazing character arc

[tallymali]

Please keep posting about this Taylor Swift situation. it's so entertaining and hilarious to me. It's not the drama it's the absurdity and ridiculousness of it all that has me hooked.

god theres sooooo many shenanigans that have happened over the years but if we’re talking right now, then uh, here is a story in pictures involving a (justified) bad review for her album

the extremely normal fandom is trying to doxx and harass literally every member of staff they can find at this publication. they were also tweeting gifs of exploding buildings at them and saying “this will be ur hq” and yeah, its likely jokes, but they’re flying pretty close to an investigation there lmao

[yellownote0-0]

would you draw two eating a slice of cake?

Thank you for your request!

Doesn’t hurt to treat yourself every once in a while ^_^

[sevrinve]

steambabies next! fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk

sneak peak for you anon