#asnotes

[surreal-duck]

like a frightened, moody cat

[tdutales]

The Case of the Ruined Shirt (by yesno)

It was a cool and breezy autumn weekend. Snow Shiro, premier private investigator in the fourth grade, and her assistant, Janet Tor, were walking around the center of Greenwood Park. Balloon houses and stands were set up, and the noise of costumed kids running around and screaming permeated the atmosphere.

“Do you think there’s going to be trouble today?” Janet asked, twirling a stylus in her hand.

Snow surveyed the surrounding area. “Maybe,” she said, stroking her chin. “The Costume Day Carnival usually brings trouble.”

Janet thoughtfully nodded, jotting down that note in her tablet.

Snow narrowed her eyes. “I can… smell something. Follow me.”

Janet followed Snow past a swamp monster, a bank robber, and a superhero before stopping in front of a confectionary stand. There were cups of soda, candy bars, and even a cotton candy machine.

“There might be trouble afoot,” Snow said, picking up a plastic cone covered in cotton candy.

Janet stared at the cone. “Is this the ‘trouble’?”

“No, not yet,” Snow said, carefully inspecting her cone. 

“What ‘interesting thing’ did you smell?” Janet asked.

“Cotton candy,” Snow said, taking a massive chomp. “It’s very important for your brain to have sugar,” she said in between mouthfuls. “It lets you think better.”

“Oh,” Janet said, jotting down that note. “You’re right!”

“Look over there,” Snow said, pointing at a congregation of children dressed in a variety of loose white clothing. “There’s a group of ghosts. How… mysterious.”

“Aren’t they kids, not ghosts?” Janet asked.

Snow sighed. “I know that.”

An adult picked up a microphone which crackled to life. She tapped it before leaning in to speak.

“And the third place winner of the Best Ghost Costume is… Walter Graham from the Fifth Grade!”

“Only third place?” Walter huffed. He was sharply dressed in a white tuxedo. “Tell me how I’m dressed worse than any other child here!”

The judge nervously chuckled. “You won third place, isn’t that good enough?”

“I’m a ghost in a tuxedo!” Walter insisted. “A tuxedo ghost!”

“Just take your prize and go,” the judge muttered. Walter snatched the third-place-prize, twenty-five credits, before angrily storming off.

“And in second place we have… Lily Asnot from the Third Grade!”

Clapping followed, and Lily stepped up to the judge. She was wearing a costume of a video game ghost character. She received her gift, a fifty-credit-bill, and turned around to face the audience to bow. 

Janet whistled. “Are those wings?” “She looks more like a battle angel than a ghost,” Snow muttered.

“You’re right!” Janet wrote down a note.

The judge adjusted the microphone. “And in first place we have… Joey Jerikan from the First Grade!”

A small thin child eating a massive sandwich stood up. He somehow managed to stuff the entire length of food into his mouth before running up to the judge.

“The bedsheets, the special glitter - he even has waves that ripple down his costume! Don’t they all work together to make the perfect ghost?” The judge said. She gave Joey a hundred-credit-bill and a certificate.

“Actually,” Joey said, “it’s a tablecloth, baking powder, and those ripples are my stomach grumbling.” Joey took a big swig from a bottle of some kind of brown soda.

“Congratulations!” The judge said.

“See? Look.” Joey pressed his costume against his stomach.

“Food,” Joey whispered. “Food…” His abdomen started undulating.

“C-congratulations,” the judge repeated.

Joey took his prize and hopped off, and the crowd of ghosts started to disperse.

“This is rigged!” Someone shouted. It was a ghost with a large brown stain on his white shirt. “Joey stole that prize from me!”

Snow and Janet turned to the source.

“Jelli Belle,” Janet said, narrowing her eyes. “Wasn’t Jelli part of Jared’s Gang?”

“Hey, gangster,” Snow said. “Can you prove it?”

Jelli smirked. He pointed at his own shirt, and then he pointed at Joey’s bottle of soda.

“How else can you explain this, detective?” Jelli asked. 

Janet’s eyes widened. “It’s a mystery!”

Joey blinked. “What?”

“How about we settle this at the hideout,” Snow said.

🔎

Joey, Jelli, Snow, and Janet had walked a few ways to a nearby shed within the park. This was Snow’s hideout and base of operations - and there were no loud or noisy carnival events here.

Snow motioned for Joey and Jelli to sit on a few of the chairs. Snow kicked her legs up behind her desk and reclined. Janet stood behind her, tablet ready.

“So,” Snow said, “why don’t you start first, Jelli?” She took out a bubble pipe and started fiddling with it.

“It all started yesterday night,” Jelli said. “This was when the adults were preparing all the events all over Greenwood Park and I was minding my own business, you know, feeding the animals and such.”

“You wouldn’t do that,” Janet scoffed. “I saw you try to stomp a worm once!”

Jelli waved a hand dismissively. “I saw a few adults taking a break. They opened a soda bottle and poured out a few cups for themselves. Then they left it out overnight.”

Snow turned to Joey, who was eating from a bowl of noodles. “Is that true?” She asked him.

Joey shrugged. “I don’t know.” He gulped a forkful. “Maybe?”

“But this is where it gets weird,” Jelli said, narrowing his eyes at Joey. “Early in the morning I was minding my own business, you know, jogging outside and trying to get healthier and such.”

“You wouldn’t do that!” Janet insisted. “Don’t you skip all your gym classes? Like all of Jared’s Gangsters?”

Jelli shrugged. “I become healthier my own way, not the teacher’s way.”

“Maybe we should bring in one of the adults,” Janet said, turning to Snow. “Someone who helped set up the events. That way, there’s more witnesses, right?”

“Hmm,” Snow blew a bubble before thinking deeply. “Eh, that sounds like too much work.”

“Anyways,” Jelli said, “I saw Joey snooping around the cups of soda left out on the tables. He said, and I quote, ‘let me mix all these sodas together to create the super-soda! This is gonna kill me or taste super good!’ Then he took out a big bottle. Specifically, that bottle.” Jelli pointed a finger at Joey’s large two-liter bottle strapped to his backpack.

Janet turned to Joey. “Is that true?”

Joey’s face lit up. “Yes! It is! I was trying to make the super-soda from last month’s Foodie magazine. You know that, right guys?”

Everyone else in the shed shook their heads.

“Then,” Jelli said, “Joey started pouring those cups of super fizzy soda into his bottle. He put in a red soda, a blue soda, and a yellow soda, and he began mixing them into that disgusting brown foamy color.”

“Disgusting?” Joey glared at Jelli. Then he uncapped his bottle and downed the rest of the ‘super soda’ before burping. “It’s not disgusting, it’s super good!”

“And then,” Jelli said, “Joey asked me if I was entering the Best Ghost contest. Which of course, I was, because I had prepared all morning!” Jelli straightened out his white shirt, prominently displaying the brown stain. “And you know what Joey did? He said ‘good luck’, and then started SHAKING IT before uncapping the bottle and blasting me right in the shirt!”

“What?!” Joey asked. “I didn’t do that! After I said ‘good luck’ I started eating some cream puffs!”

“I can kind of see that,” Snow murmured.

“Cream puffs…” Janet wrote down a note on her tablet. “Do you have any proof for that, Joey?”

“I… I ate it,” Joey sadly shook his head.

Jelli cracked his knuckles and angrily glared at Joey. “Not only was it impossible for me to win, but because Joey won, I think he should give me the prize money, as consolation.”

“WHAT?!” Joey paused eating his granola bar. “So that’s what this is about?“

Jelli shrugged. “Or, you know, maybe just half, because your costume wasn’t that bad, according to the judge at least.”

“NO!” Joey said. “You- you made that up! You poured your own soda on your shirt, not mine!”

“Really?” Jelli grinned. He dabbed the stain with a napkin. “Why don’t you smell it then?”

Joey smelled it. Then he smelled his bottle.

“They’re… they’re the same…” Joey faltered.

“Really?” Janet asked. She followed suit and frowned. “You’re right.”

Janet chewed her lip before writing down another note.

“I don’t like this, Snow,” she muttered. “I feel like Jelli is lying, but he has all the proof. Also… Joey has none.” Janet grit her teeth. “I hate this situation…”

“Maybe it’s because you’re biased,” Jelli said. “Or maybe it’s because I’m right,” he grinned.

Joey looked at Snow for help. “Jelli is lying! He’s framing me!”

“No,” Jelli said. “You were the one who prevented me from winning!”

Snow tapped her bubble pipe on the desk, and a bit of soap fell out of it. Then she stood up.

“Someone’s alibi isn’t adding up,” she said. “And I know whose.”

🔎

“Joey,” Snow said.

Joey gulped. “What?!”

Jelli grinned.

“What did you see Jelli doing when you were eating the cream puffs?” Snow asked.

“He was… staring at the soda bottles next to the cups,” Joey said.

Jelli frowned.

“Exactly,” Snow said. “He was trying to recreate your brown ‘super soda’.”

“What?” Jelli slammed a hand down on Snow’s desk. “Why would I do that?”

“Maybe it’s because you noticed how good Joey’s costume was,” Snow said. “And you wanted to leech a bit of that prize money off him in case he won.”

“That- that makes no sense!” Jelli roared. “Why would I ruin a good shirt for no reason! I don’t even know who’s gonna win!”

“Why would you bring up the ruined shirt… after the prizes were announced?” Snow said. “Or maybe you ruined it right then?”

Jelli moved back. “N-no, you don’t have any proof! Are you making things up?”

Snow walked around her desk and took a step towards Jelli. “Are you making things up?”

Jelli stumbled backwards. “What do you mean?”

“You say the soda was left out overnight,” Snow said. “Wouldn’t that have made the soda… flat?”

Jelli opened his mouth to speak, but no words came out.

“You say the soda was extremely fizzy… but after many hours, in a cup where all the carbonation can escape? I don’t think so.” Snow said. She blew a bubble into Jelli’s face, which popped on his nose.

“I- I just misremembered!” Jelli said.

“That stain on your shirt seems to rely on that ‘wrong’ memory,” Snow continued.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about!” Jelli flung open the shed door and ran out.

After a few moments Janet picked up her tablet and looked through it.

“Wow,” Janet muttered. “I didn’t even bother to write that detail down..”

“Thank you, Snow!” Joey said. “Here, take some of this.” He pulled out a candy bar. “For payment!”

“Sugar makes you think better,” Snow grinned. “Payment accepted.”

THE END

[pammyloumendkens]

"Club Donder" In "De Bosuil" Pt.7

ThursDay 12Th October

[blue-pikmin-gaming]

don't slander the ps3 like that you fucking gremlin

iw asnot i wansnjust saygin it hasno. games

[otterloreart]

Joint test 1! Legs only because im struggling with the arms a little and broke one while trying to put it together… oops

But i can already tell some major things to fix. (I just realized i messed up some of the stringing for the legs so thats why they were oddly angled but that doesnt impact my plans really)

Major fixes:

-adjust the knees holes so they sit farther forward

-shape the legs to be a little thinner to better match the rest of the body

Minor tweaks:

-extend the gaps on the leg-balls so she has a better tange of motion

-thin out the crotch even more in front and back to accommodate legs

The knees are the biggest thing that bothers me rigjt now. Im pretty happy with the feet (they can overextend in the wrong direction but that doesnt bother me as much asnot being able to bend, i just sculpted the ball a little too high for the pose theyre in)

Im sure ill have similar issues with the arms once i get them set up, but im happy with the progress ive made!

[jonpertwee]

I have been having this conversation with people for 7 fucking years on this very fucking post. I even put up a separate post for people who keep asking about it. If you look in the notes on this post, you will find my explanations over and over and over. And over. And over and over. And over and over and over and over. Just look at the notes because, as I've said, I have been explaining it to people for 7 fucking years because they don't fucking bother to read the goddamn notes on a 7 motherfucking year old post, my post that is old enough to be in the 2nd grade. Read the notes. Read the notes. Read the notes. Read the notes. Read the notes.

Read the godddamn motherfucking notes.

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[fitblrgames-2023]

Week 5 Challenge Tasks!

Welcome to Week 5 everyone!! We are in the second half! Asnoted last week, there will be some tricks to spice things up. This weeks trick? Each additional rep past the challenge task requirements will count for 1 bonus point each!

This weeks Challenge tasks are as follows:

130 Flight of stairs (at least 14 risers/flight)

400 Super Man

400 Standing crossover Toe Touches

200 Spider Push ups

200 Boat-Low Boat

300 Leg Raises

@thisismetryingx @smollestbun @runrunningrunner @the-chubby-crossfitter @justhiitit @evolution-ofa-geek @coffeeandmuscles

[afronime]

white people’s peaceful perversion of MLK will always piss me off. They love to white wash him for their comfort when, if people would read, he saw riots asnot only acceptable, but mandatory in the face of violent oppression. Right before he was murdered, he was thinking of changing his strategies to become more assertive and aggressive

something really vile about Bernie Sanders using MLK as an example for how peaceful protests are better than riots as if he wasn't about to join in on more aggressive forms of protesting until they(white folks in power) took him out.

white people love to use king as an example but then forget they were the ones that killed him.

I hate liberals to an unnatural degree

[thecryingastrologer]

Masterlist

Hey you guys, i will be posting alot of observations so here is a masterlist for you all to navigate easily❤️

🧿🤍🦢✨

My 1st 100 posts achievement ❤️❤️

My note of gratitude towards the astro community🤍✨

My astro meme ✋❤️‍🔥👹😂

Another note of gratitude 🩷💌

1) ASTROLOGY OBSERVATIONS 🥃

Astrology observations pt1 🎄

Astrology observations pt2 🤶

Astrology observations pt3 🍇

Astrology observations pt4 ⚕️

Astrology observations pt5 🍊

Astrology observations pt6 🌺

Astrology observations pt7 ☘️

Astrology observations pt8 🍓

Astrology observations pt9🖤

Astology observations pt10🤰

Astrology observations pt11🏵️

Astrology observations pt12🛕

Astrology observations pt13🥶

Astrology observations pt14❤️

Astrology observations pt15🧟

Astrology observations pt16🌀

Astrology observations pt17🕺

Astrology observations pt18🧛

Astrology observations pt19🐪

Astrology observations pt20🐠

Astrology observations pt21📝

Astrology observations pt22🕵️‍♀️

Astrology observations pt23🩷

2)MINI ASTRO NOTES🌙🎶

Mini ASnotes pt1🦜

Mini ASnotes pt2🦁

3) NEPTUNE'S WORLD☁️💙

Neptune's entertainment industry 💙☁️💸

4) ASTROLOGY ADVICE BABES🫂❤️

(1) adv1🧿🤍

5) ASTEROID TALKS☄️

(1) asteroid hviezdoslav ☄️

(2) asteroid Babbage🖥️

(3) asteroid babel'💔

(6) TAROT TALK🌚

(1)a hot take on tarot and tarot reading🌚🌝

[cyborg-franky]

Hello, just wondering is the mystery date door event is over or can I send an ask? I'll send asnot anon.

I am working on the ones I have atm and I MIGHT open an extra slots when I've gotten them down. I should know where I am in like a week? : D

[phrog-prince-ess]

Heelp-

So I've been thinking a lot lately- About chest binders. I really wanna get one, at least to try it out but myparents would kill me if I ased for one- And the fact that I'm lesbian, doesn't make it any better- I really wanted to talk to my girl friend about this but I don't know how to aproach the situation.

As well asnot knowing what I should do, I don't know if it would hurt my breasts or what- I just- For some reason I don't feel complete- I don't know- I fee like I should have a flat chest.. Does anyone have any advice?

[arodrwho]

and like most of those questions sound totally reasonable to occur to somebody in the course of writing sickfic but i’m not sitting here like “oh cad’s stuck in bed how does he feel about being totally idle/not being able to work on little projects”, i’m sitting here like “oh man cad’s sitting there for a few minutes waiting for everyone else to finish eating, does that feel weird to him, does he feel like he should be doing something, does being idle for a few minutes too long remind him too much of being stuck back at the grove with nothing to do but tend the graves and wait for his family to get back?”

and i’m not sitting here like “what are his thoughts abt staying positive bc oh man he’s real sick & it’s real not fun,” i’m sitting here like “what are his thoughts abt staying positive bc i want to make an offhand comment abt his aunt having said it’s easier to laugh than to cry bc i want him to feel a feeling at imagining one of his sibs teasing him over being forgetful”

& i’m not sitting here like “and what are his thoughts on food wastage bc he’s too sick to finish his dinner,” i’m sitting here like “and what are his thoughts on food wastage bc he’s not particularly hungry but he’s scraping his bowl clean anyway & would he do that & why & also he’s bout to go wash dishes in the stream & the others haven’t ate every last bit of their food & does that bother him a little? is he a tiny bit judgey about that? what’s his deal there?”

so i’m just going off on barely-related tangents that don’t rly matter too much to the actual fic itself (though they could asnoted), bc they’re only occurring to me bc of tiny details that don’t matter to the fic overall

& i don’t forsee myself stopping anytime soon so uhh i’m prolly gonna end this fic w/a good deal more caduceus hc junk than i anticipated

which? is alright & neat, i don’t rly have any complaints, but i am amused at my me for thinking this might possibly be a quick n easy piece w/no real thought involved bc me? not overthink? be concise?? ne v  e   r

[mayalaen]

@bookscoffeeandracoons mentioned you on a post

@mayalaen you just made me laugh so hard with that comment!

ddid you blow a asnot bubble too?

:D

[babyawacs]

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@ajenglish @BBCWorld @BBC_WHYS @SkyNews itispossible @BorisJohnson wasnot nice enough to nationalsecurityblock and there on its a matterof which teardown campaign the fine thing is that itis about ballooned insensitivity is a v e r y highstandard for power ruling next: hair!color! I am Christian KISS BabyAWACS – Raw Independent Sophistication #THINKTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE…

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[pammyloumendkens]

"Club Donder" In "De Bosuil" Pt.4

ThursDay 12Th October