#astrid solis

[random-twst-and-oc-stuff]

Astrid Solis

(Picrew used: Alli's OC Creator!)

PERSONAL INFO

Full name: Astrid Solis

Age: 10

Birthday: August 21 (Leo)

Nicknames: Starfish(Floyd), Princesse des Étoiles(Rook), Child of The Stars(Malleus)

Gender: Female

Pronouns: She/her

Species: Demigod

Height: 138 cm

Likes: Making new friends, playing, riddles, stargazing, drawing, helping others

Dislikes: Traitors and liars

Pet peeves: Her mother being mocked

Favorite food: Cloudberries, Salmorejo

Least favorite food: Gravlax, Pimientos de Padrón

Homeland: Somewhere among the stars

Twisted from: The Collector - The Owl House

ACADEMIC INFO

Astrid is homeschooled, but visits NRC for events.

SUMMARY

Once there was a goddess who fell in love with a human. The two fell in love and had a little miracle by the name of Astrid. Now she's simply a child that likes to play and make friends who doesn't understand the concept of death and is constantly learning about the world around her. The child sometimes forgets how powerful she can be.

[solis-legacy]

  Astrid Solis (the one in front) was the oldest of the gen 7 spares. She loved her family, but could not handle the size of it. This was especially true after her two youngest siblings came along later in life. She decided to move to San Myshuno and enjoy the peace of her one bedroom apartment. She also became a successful business woman.

Previous l Beginning l Gen. 7 l Next

[timaeusterrored]

pls tell me more about your dragonborn 👀👀👀

…you’re so gonna wish you HADNT asked this oh my GOD ITS TIME

SO

Drystan is an Altmer, tall and beautiful, and specializes in Spark magic. He’s known as the ‘Sweet Listener’ for the Dark Brotherhood for his rather nice and sweet treatment of the family. And his want to save everyone despite Astrid betraying him. He also saved Cicero.

But I’m getting ahead of myself

Drystan was part of a generally rich family in his home town before the Thalmor came and began recruiting, and also destroyed his town when people began to fight back. His family joined the Thalmor while he ran away, to Skyrim, where he’d try to meet with a man named Solis in Solitude. He got caught in the infamous arrest at the border and nearly shoved Ulfric off the cart (fuck that bitch.)

He gets greeted by the Companions, and a very handsome man he may add. But he was too angry and in shock to truly notice him. Then the much taller of the two, twins he noticed, offered for him to come to Whiterun with them. He declined and said he had business elsewhere.

He had heard rumors of a young boy having run away from an orphanage, and it tugged at his heartstrings. Drystan had always wanted a family, but due to a curse, he wasn’t allowed. So he went and did as the boy asked, got a plate in return but he didn’t mind. He had helped a hand full of children out.

He woke up to Astrid sitting over him, and so began his life with the Dark Brotherhood. But he was a very noticeable person so, in order to stay out of trouble, he also joined the Companions. He didn’t expect to fall in love there.

Vilkas is the love of his life, his partner, his everything. They were married for ten years, but only truly together for eight. See, Vilkas didn’t take kindly to Drystan being Listener, and shunned him from the Companions. He immediately regretted it but believed it was best for Whiterun, not knowing Drystan did everything in his power to protect them now, not letting anyone hurt them or put a contract on them.

Then, on a fateful day, Vilkas got attacked by a dragon. It was fatal but he held on long enough to be able to say goodbye to Drystan, wanting to be with his partner in his final days despite everything. Aela was not happy but Farkas knew what his brother wanted. He may no longer trust Drystan, but he was still his brother in law. Vilkas knew he’d die before Drystan, their lifespans would have separated them if they had stayed together. What he didn’t know is how his death would cause Drystan to finally end the civil war and kill Aludin on his behalf. No one else’s.

Lil headcanons for him:

His hands spark up when he gets a big emotion- anger, excitement, anything. Vilkas is normally the one to help him control it.

Once he and Vilkas split, and without really anyone that knows his to calm him, he can cause lightening storms. Vilkas sits outside under the awning because he wants to see if maybe just maybe, he could see where his love is.

He has Dawnbreaker, the sword from the “A NEW HAND HAS TOUCHED THE BECON” bitch😭 scared the shit out of him

He has Dibella’s blessing, once again with the whole child tugging his heartstrings (also he just gives would worship a goddess of love Vibes, and another nod to Venus being the Roman goddess of love. I made Drystan before Venus obviously but it still stands)

He and Farkas are extremely close, he’s the one to try and help Drystan after Vilkas’s death when no one else would/could

Again, known as the Sweet Listener, treats everyone like a family

He actually hates Skyrim, and obviously as an Altmer, struggles to truly fit in. But also just finds it dingy and gross.

[kyarumi]

Lodestones

AURA:

Momo Tsukino

Inie Einl

Kieu Hime

Yuki Ito

Mivra Beaucheros

Bao Bao

Sinon Azura

Tsuna Sawada

Eira Ronan

Rue Mitsuri

Fae Azemiya

Caliente Cryo

Nana Ameshort

Maya Hime

Aurora Sleepspell

Amaya Nakamura

Nahri Fujiwara

Mipha Lockhart

Kotori Minami

Kyary Yukino

Kaisa Miyahara

Cresset Light

Mydia Aelyrith

Arya Maki

MIQO:

Ju Yu

Lili Felice

Sumi Mi

Mimi Moonrise

Ayumi Yoko

Linh Lancelot

No Ri

Baby Doll

Nong Lookmoo

Canan Milk

Reo Pesca

Melo Melopi

Tiara Rosa

Zero Haze

Muna Tea

Coco Moka

Tummy Hurty

Flora Anthomania

Juyu Chan

Seyri Elera

Valencia Wilzuun

Non Non'ka

Aruka Primo

Hani Beloved

Rin Kitsune

Astrid Raeder

Mio Hozuki

Aishiki Lynn

Aihyooni Yoomi

Auelin Fae

Krystal Okumura

Mio Hosaki

Oishii Aehs

Key Luna

Yotsuba Nakano

Alyse Hyskaris

Miu Mieko

Milky Matcha

Sozo Vita

Yuyu Zenshi

Head Pat

Miya Naomi

Tabris Mihr

Aviya Lily

Moonlight Cookie

Lynnea Leilani

Liah Miura

Kyomi Alayna

Artemis Solis

Lynn Erinn

Nachi Sakura

LALAFELL PLUS UNDER FANTASIA:

Umi Yxi

Strawberry Cream

Meli Noe

Nyla Fraeyl

Belle Chan

Kurena Dalamiq

Yumi Mari

Lovelin Hime

Mia Leciel

Tori Tsubasa

Shy Cat

Essie Senpai

Milky Puff

Angel Cake

Riru Plum

Koharu Tsuki

Sarah Bubblegum

Ren Violet

Nightingale Salvance

Mae Parfait

Saint Seiya

Kyoko Hitoshi

Teeny Andromeda

Este Leicht

FCS:

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[lesser-known-composers]

Henk Badings (1907-1987) - Maria : liederencyclus voor soli, koor, fluit en violoncello (1947)

1. Anrufung (R. Paulsen) - 00:00 2. Auf der Flucht (H. Rothhardt) - 02:51 3. Vor der Passion (R.M. Rilke) - 07:24 4. Pieta (R.M. Rilke) - 10:18 5. Mariä Himmelfahrt (M. von Schenkendorf) - 13:13 6. O Schmerzenreiche Mutter (A. Lorenz) - 16:30 7. Sei gegrüsst (F.W. Weber) - 19:11 8. Des Herren Magd (A. Oelerich) - 21:27 9. Mit dem Blumenstrauss (O. Zur Linde) - 23:38 10. Ich sehe dich (Novalis) - 26:53 11. Marienlied (A. Oelerich) - 31:45 12. Advent (H. Althaus) - 32:59 13. Der Stern (H.F. Christians) - 34:59 14. Wiegenlied (A. Oelerich) - 40:00

Irma ten Brinke, soprano; Astrid Kouwenberg, alto; Hans Van Tent, tenor; John Woudt, bass; Woudt Van den Berg, flute; Carla Schrijner, cello;

Coqu Vocal Ensemble Conductor: Marc Versteeg

[laresearchette]

Monday, November 14, 2022 Canadian TV Listings (Times Eastern)

WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE PREMIERES?: CELEBRITY IOU (HGTV Canada) 10:00pm E! NEWS (E! Canada) 11:30pm

NEW TO AMAZON PRIME CANADA/CBC GEM/CRAVE TV/DISNEY + STAR/NETFLIX CANADA:

NETFLIX CANADA STUTZ TELETUBBIES

NHL HOCKEY (TSN5) 5:30pm: Islanders vs. Sens (SN) 8:30pm: Kings vs. Flames

A SNOWY CHRISTMAS (CTV Life) 7:00pm: Lawyer Kelly returns home to spend Christmas with her family, whose home is at risk of demolition. She dreams of finding her perfect man and meets contractor Forrest.

NBA BASKETBALL (SN1) 7:00pm: Raptors vs. Pistons (SN1) 10:00pm: Spurs vs. Warriors

A CHRISTMAS STAR (CTV Life) 7:00pm: An astronomer predicts that a new meteor shower will appear over a tiny town, but she must convince the locals to help with her discovery at the expense of a Christmas tradition.

2022 HOCKEY HALL OF FAME INDUCTION CEREMONY (TSN4/TSN5) 8:00pm

MURDOCH MYSTERIES (CBC) 8:00pm: As Murdoch investigates the murder of an elite athlete impaled by a javelin, Hart and Arthur plot her father’s demise.

CHILDREN RUIN EVERYTHING (CTV) 8:00pm: When their son Felix's best friend moves away, Astrid and James try and help Felix make a new friend, but a sleepover soon has them questioning if Felix's potential new bestie might be a bad influence on their son.

NFL FOOTBALL (TSN) 8:15pm: Commanders vs. Eagles

THE UNCOMMON HISTORY OF VERY COMMON THINGS (Super Channel Fuse) 8:30pm: How the morning routine became routine.

RIDLEY ROAD (CBC) 9:00pm: An unexpected arrival complicates Vivien's plan to exploit Colin Jordan's growing affection for her. Soly tries to convince the police of the threat the NSM poses to the Jewish community.

HIGHWAY THRU HELL (Discovery Canada) 9:00pm: Bone-chilling temperatures challenge the teams to pull off recoveries in punishing conditions; Dylan pushes Reliable's military rotator in a new way; media gets a sneak peek at an extraordinary repair effort on Coquihalla, closed after floods.

CHRIS ROBINSON: PANNING FOR GOLD (Crave) 9:00pm: Nothing is off limits for the comic, including puppies, four year olds, porn ads, and fishnet stockings.

TOP CHEF CANADA (Food Network Canada) 10:00pm (SEASON FINALE): The season ends with a Quickfire Challenge determining the final 2 Chefs. They will cook a five-course tasting menu that they'll serve at Blue by Eric Ripert at The Ritz in The Cayman Islands. One chef will win it all and become Canada's Top Chef.

MUD MOUNTAIN HAULERS (Discovery Canada) 10:00pm: Craig and his crew log a burned section of forest north of Kamloops, but the lethal mix of ash and rainwater takes a toll on the machines and the crew; Brent and his crew clear a fire guard around a client's homestead to protect it from wildfires.

SECRET RESTORATION (History Canada) 10:00pm (SERIES PREMIERE):  PJ contends with body work, paint, throttle issues and more on a 1980s Honda minibike; Leah and Dave try to bring a father's 1968 Schwinn Sting-Ray back to life; master tinkerer Alfred works to restore an antique cash register's shine.

ACTING GOOD (CTV Comedy) 10:30pm: Paul's new jeans get in between him and his dating life; the coffee in Grouse Lake is being held hostage.

[stumblingsbalderdash]

FFXIV Children: 

1) Alastair Wolfe

2) Wolfe Grimesbane

3) Sybil Morgan

4) Astrid Greystone

5) Soli Highmore 

[tragicplumbob]

Eyeslashes: [Kijiko]eyelash_YF_version2

Nails: Pralinesims_Nails_Female_N27_SugarMilk Earrings: Ultimate Collection by Pralinesims Piercings: Ulitmate Collection by Pralinesims

Tattoo:Alice Hands

Outfit One: Hair: [xldkx]-Sweet-Luxuries-Hair-Puppycrow Sunglasses: grafity_AlterlifeGlasses Necklace: (In Game – Cottage Living) Dress: Elliesimple_fBody_FishtailMidiDress Shoes: Madlen Bojune Boots

Outfit Two Hair: [xldkx]-Sweet-Luxuries-Hair-Puppycrow Necklace: Curbs_Patreon_Neck_pearl_1 Top: Trousers: CLUMSYALIEN [SALLY TROUSERS] Shoes: MMSIMS 18th Sandals

Outfit Three Hair: [xldkx]-Sweet-Luxuries-Hair-Puppycrow Top: [Soli] Vintage Tees Trousers: [greenllamas] SOLSTICE_June_Pants Shoes:llazyneiph - Marisol Boots

Outfit Four Hair: [xldkx]-Sweet-Luxuries-Hair-Puppycrow Top/Jacket: CLUMSYALIEN [PAIGE COAT] Trousers: CLUMSYALIEN [FARAH PANTS] Shoes: [ADA]-ElelynBoots

Outfit Five Hair: [xldkx]-Sweet-Luxuries-Hair-Puppycrow Top: [Lady_Kendal]Halloween_RetroTops_TrillykeRecolor Knickers: Sentate-2021-ChrisPanties Outfit Six Hair: [xldkx]-Sweet-Luxuries-Hair-Puppycrow Top: [AxA]-KristinaTop_Patches Leggings: [ d r e a m g i r l ] s n a t ch e d_ l e g g i n g s Shoes: MM Old Skool Sneakers Outfit Seven Hair: [xldkx]-Sweet-Luxuries-Hair-Puppycrow Hairband: Sunglasses: nightingalesims_bossysunglasses_slidercompatible Bikini: grafity_MadilynBikini Shoes: gloomfish birkenstocks

Outfit Eight Hair: [xldkx]-Sweet-Luxuries-Hair-Puppycrow Sunglasses: grafity_AlterlifeGlasses Necklace: (In Game – Cottage Living) Dress: NightingaleSims_SylviaDress_S4 Shoes: Madlen Bojune Boots

Outfit Nine This is outfit Three Sunglasses: Curbs_Patreon_glassesHat Outfit Ten Hair: [xldkx]-Sweet-Luxuries-Hair-Puppycrow Top: -CUBERSIMS- Judas Mesh Top ACC Shorts: CLUMSYALIEN [ASTRID SHORTS] Shoes: MM Old Skool Sneakers Socks:

[aurunselection]

É com grande prazer que damos as boas vindas à EFYR WYND VALMYAR , uma ELFA, da GUILDA FEITICEIROS. Ela tem TREZENTOS E VINTE E UM ANOS (31 ANOS) se parece muito com a humana ASTRID BERGES FRISBEY, mas pode ser apenas algum feitiço. Solis está em festa com a chegada da MERCENÁRIA/APOTECÁRIA.

Amaldiçoada perante a gênese, Efyr é prole do caso frugal dentre dois elfos, um ladino assassino e uma feiticeira adepta das sombras, oriunda da linhagem Valmyar. Distintos usuários de magia da guilda, a ascendência era constituída de exploradores, piratas e mercenários que desbravaram o continente. Ambiciosos e valentes, um Valmyar poderia conquistar o quê quisesse e à qualquer custo, incitando discórdias que culminaram no infortúnio de uma maldição.

Cortesia de duas bruxas que perderam sua família e alguns bens preciosos para os Valmyar, a calamidade persegue estes há alguns séculos, e inevitavelmente recaiu sobre os ombros de Efyr. Abandonada pelo pai, a elfa conviveu com a mãe por alguns anos antes da mulher tirar à própria vida num dos ataques de loucura impostos pela maldição.

Uma mera criança, Fyr passou um período nas ruas perambulando sem rumo, eventualmente um incidente com sua magia despertou a atenção de uma mulher da guilda dos feiticeiros, que tomou elfa como pupila. Instruída pela feiticeira nas décadas posteriores, Efyr adquiriu controle sobre sua mágica caótica e passou a utilizá-la para ganhar o sustento como uma mercenária.

O aniversário de cem anos caracterizou a maturidade dentre sua espécie e desencadeou a maldição, círculos escuros envolveram o antebraço esquerdo de Fyr, e os indícios desta acometeram a garota. Alucinações, terrores noturnos e crises de dor lacinante, ocasionais no primeiro século, mas que degradariam a saúde mental da Valmyar, como a de seus antepassados.

Deduziu que dividira o fim de sua matriarca, mas o ímpeto da elfa impeliu esta da jornada em busca de uma cura. Por décadas desbravou distintos territórios, trabalhando como mercenária, entre as inúmeras aventuras Fyr alimentava a fé de escapar sua sina. Pagando feiticeiros, bruxos, druidas ou meros curandeiros para investigarem a maldição, as respostas inconclusivas inevitavelmente afetaram o psicológico da elfa.

Efyr abstraiu-se no trabalho de mercenária e a esperança minguou, usufruindo do espírito aventureiro que corre na linhagem, construiu uma reputação dentre o continente. Colecionando histórias mirabolantes, rixas e aliados, alguns anos atrás a elfa optou pelo disfarce como uma apotecária, possível graças ao conhecimento de ervas que foi passado por sua mentora.

Comercializa emplastros, poções simples, remédios, venenos e eventuais compostos de ervas com intuito recreativo. Estabeleceu-se em Solis, auxiliando alguns curandeiros da família real ocasionalmente, Fyr pretende aproveitar-se da seleção para buscar alguma pista nova acerca de sua maldição, e quiçá faturar algumas moedas dentre o influxo de convidados.

Efyr possui as distintas orelhas pontudas e feições elegantes, um nariz empinado e orbes cerúleas que assumem uma coloração escura mediante o uso de magia. A pele alva é ornada por cicatrizes dispares, e o cabelo castanho passa dos ombros com mexas acobreadas provenientes da mágica de Fyr. Cortesia da maldição imposta à linhagem, círculos escuros e delicados envolvem o antebraço esquerdo da elfa, intentando despistar curiosos Efyr utiliza um bracelete metálico para cobrir as marcas. O guarda-roupa dela é adequado ao trabalho de uma mercenária, prático e sofisticado, Fyr pode passar despercebida dentre uma multidão, ou utilizar a aparência para angariar simpatia. Embora opte pelo uso pouco ortodoxo de calças, a mulher inevitavelmente dobra-se aos costumes em ocasiões especiais.

Oriunda do caos, a magia da elfa manifestou-se na infância, errática e instável, Efyr não possuía controle sobre esta nos primeiros anos. Acidentes acometeram a feiticeira e terceiros, mas com o auxílio de uma mentora, Fyr  logrou algum controle. Para não depender da magia, buscou nutrir uma aptidão no combate com arco e flecha ou adagas, usufruindo da rapidez e o truque de ilusão menor para esgueirar-se das confusões iminentes. Os séculos requintaram o discernimento da mulher por ervas, propiciando a ocupação de apotecária, comercializa de venenos à curas para algumas doenças ou lesões.

Astuta & aventureira: apaixonada pelo que o mundo lhe dispõe, Efyr possuiu um espírito indomável, perambulando pelo continente a elfa não mede esforços para coletar uma recompensa, ou angariar uma nova história mirabolante. Dona de um compasso moral desequilibrado, a mulher passa a perna em terceiros sem remorso algum, usufruindo da perspicácia para sair por cima de uma situação, ou escapar na pior das hipóteses. Desfruta dos prazeres terrenos e nutre desprezo pela possibilidade de morrer como uma indigente louca, Fyr almeja deixar uma marca no mundo, por pior que seja.

Dissimulada & instável: perante o dia a fia Fyr pode apresentar-se como uma mera apotecária de sorriso charmoso e doces palavras, ou a mercenária implacável que sofre com a melancolia de sua sina, ambas parcelas da persona genuína da elfa. Dificilmente alguém pode dizer que conheceu a Valmyar, e não uma porcentagem que esta optou por expor. Instigada pela hábito da profissão e a instabilidade propiciada pela maldição, opta pela cautela diante de terceiros, especialmente aqueles que desconhece.

[aviitarr]

some doodles of my god characters Hulm, Astrid, Nisshoku and Solis

[random-twst-and-oc-stuff]

Ok ok I have more--

Firstly, what about 18 for Astrid💫? I'm really curious to know why/how such a young kid is spending time at a school for students aged 16+

Also, 19 for Angel🌌! (side note I love the expression they're making in the picrew of them-- it's something between awkward, silly, cute and mischevious and I just love it)

And 16 for both of them IvI I think you can really get a character across well by including a quote of something they'd say! It makes them feel a lot more 'alive' I guess? ^^

Alright, so, Astrid's backstory isn't as developed as I'd like it to be, but I don't have the proper amount of braincells, I'm sorry- But it goes like this: Her mother, a moon goddess, fell in love with a human which is against the rules. The two kept it a secret the best they could, but it became difficult when Astrid was born. Eventually, they were found out and, as punishment, the couple was separated with the child staying with her mother. We still need our moon goddess, so they just limited her powers and got some guards following her around. And Astrid is homeschooled, she only visits NRC on events and such.

Angel's favorites from each dorm, huh? Alright then-

Heartslabyul - Trey, a father and big brother to many 🙏

Savanaclaw - Leona, probably. I can see them being napping buddies. And Angel's super comfortable to cuddle with ♡

Octavinelle - While the Octatrio sort of freak her out, she can tolerate Azul

Scarabia - Kalim. Need I say more?

Pomefiore - Rook because he can show her all the beauty of the world. Sounds cheesy as hell, but for a foreigner, that's what she needs.

Ignihyde - Ortho. Similar reason as Rook.

Diasomnia - Lilia. The old man has a lot interesting stories to tell. She wants to learn everything she can about this new world, so...

Ramshackle - Sarah. One of the first children to actually show her kindness. Refuses to leave her side.

Alright, time for some quotes. *Ahem*

Astrid: "As people say, let the stars guide you. And I'm a star! Sort of- Point is, I know where we're going, don't worry."

Angel: *using sign language* "[Look at how pretty this is! Is it okay if I touch it?]"

[roswell-rp-archive]

Give a warm welcome to our new arrivals! Please make sure you send in your character blog within the next 24 hours, have a look over our checklist and get acquainted with Roswell by exploring our locations page. We hope you enjoy your stay.

Astrid Seong (Adeline Rudolph / Medical resident)

Savanna Solis (Emeraude Tobia / Celebrity Makeup Artist at Sun Spot Beauty Salon)

adeline rudolph & she/they / demi woman ‷ watch out , astrid seong has crash-landed into roswell !! they look 25 years old and celebrate their birthday on 11/20/1995 . they are from chicago, il, reside in moonbeam gardens and are currently working as a medical resident. one thing you should know about them is they’re a certified martial arts instructor. ‷ ( hecate, she/her, 21+, pst )

** filling the wc for georgia seong's older sister !

Emeraude Toubia & she/her/ciswoman ‷ watch out , Savanna Solis has crash-landed into roswell !! they look 28 years old and celebrate their birthday on June 6th . they are from Los Angeles, California, reside in Lunar Crescents and are currently working as Celebrity Makeup Artist at Sun Spot Beauty Salon. one thing you should know about them is she’s allergic to bees! ‷ ( Leia, she/her, 23, GMT-6 )

*Sebastian Ortiz ex-travel companion

[argentvive]

Jamie and Brienne Fight; Jamie Loses a Hand

Jamie is one of my least favorite characters, but as one of only two people to suffer a major dismemberment and survive, we have to look at him.

The second Jamie chapter in A Storm of Swords starts with a skirmish that kills Jamie’s cousin Cleos.  Jamie manages to draw Cleos’ longsword and he attacks Brienne, meaning to kill her and escape. 

In the show the fight takes place mostly on a bridge over a stream.  In the book it takes place amid trees and in a shallow brook.  They both end up in the brook, providing the “solve” needed for a “solve et coagula” moment.  Each of them draws blood with their swords from the other, providing the “coagula.”  But the fight is more than just an example of dissolution and coagulation.  This is Jamie and Brienne’s first Chemical Wedding.

The fight goes on for more than two pages and is full of sexual imagery.  It is also violent, as is often the case with an early Chemical Wedding:

<He sprang to his feet and drove at her, the longsword alive in his hands.  Brienne jumped back, parrying, but he followed, pressing the attack....The swords kissed and sprang apart and kissed again. This was what he was meant for; he never felt so alive as when he was fighting, with death balanced on every stroke.>

At this point Jamie is full of pride in his fighting prowess.  His very identity is bound up in it.  But eventually he tires, and Brienne cuts him above his right eye.  He has a stunning realization:

<His skills had gone to rust and rot in that bloody dungeon, and the chains were no great help either.  His eye closed, his shoulders were going numb from the jarring they’d taken, and his wrists ached from the weight of chains, manacles, and sword.....

She is stronger than I am.

The realization chilled him.>

The destruction of Jamie’s pride and ego has begun.

Brienne forces him back into the brook, but a lucky thrust 

“bit into her upper thigh. A red flower blossomed, and Jaime had an instant to savor the sight of her blood before his knee slammed into a rock.”

We’re a long way away from the Rubedo, so I don’t take this as a symbol for the red rose of the Red Stone, but rather of a virgin being deflowered and bleeding on her wedding night.  The next paragraph reinforces that symbolism.  No need to boldface lol.  (They are both in the brook at this point.)

<Jaime drove his shoulder into her legs, bringing her down on top of him.  They rolled, kicking and punching until finally she was sitting astride him.  He managed to jerk her dagger from its sheath, but before he could plunge it into her belly she caught his wrist and slammed his hands back on a rock so hard he thought she’d wrenched an arm from its socket.>

Brienne pushes his head under the water and holds it down, demanding that he yield:  “Yield, or I’ll drown you!”

And then the Brave Companions interrupt them.  This is the scene:

<Brienne lurched to her feet.  She was all mud and blood below the waist, her clothing askew, her face red.  She looks as if they caught us fucking instead of fighting....”Well met, friends,” he called to them amiably. “My pardons if I disturbed you.  You caught me chastising my wife.”

GRRM has put key alchemical words into Jamie’s mouth before and here we have it again, with Jaime referring to Brienne as his wife--ironically, of course, but GRRM found a way for Jamie to say it that worked naturally in the text.  

You go to the trouble of creating a Chemical Wedding because it marks a change, some kind of progress, in the character.  Luckily we are privy to Jamie’s thoughts:

<Ugly and stubborn though she might be, the wench deserved better than to be gang raped by such refuse as these.>

And again:

<There’s a pig-stubborn bitch, he thought.  But brave, yes. He could not take that from her.>

The gang tie them together back to back and put them on Brienne’s horse.  I bet there’s an alchemical image of something like this somewhere, but I haven’t found one yet.  In the meantime the most famous riders who travelled two to a horse are the Crusading order of the Templars.

Some of you may have seen the statue outside the Temple Church in London.

The two-to-a-horse custom was a way the militant monastic order showed its commitment to its vow of poverty.  I’m not sure what GRRM means by it here, if anything at all, but Freemasons claim descent from the Templars, so perhaps it’s a nod to Freemasonry.  (Freemasonry incorporated the philosophical side of alchemy.)

In any case, Jamie has made a bit of moral progress.  He goes from trying to kill Brienne to trying to find a way to prevent her from being raped.  He appeals to Urswyck’s greed by making up a story that the Sapphire Isle is rich in sapphires.  But Jamie suffers another indignity when Urswyck slaps him across the face. 

<He does not fear me, Jamie realized, with a chill.>

Finally the band catches up with Vargo Hoat.  Urswyck helpfully conveys the message that Brienne is “worth her weight in sapphires.” She is spared thanks to Jamie’s lie.  Jamie is not so lucky.  As Vargo puts it in his heavy lisp:

<”Half the gold in Cathterly Rock, I thall have.  But firth I mutht thend him a methage.”>

So a fat Dothraki unsheathes his weapon:  we’re in the Nigredo here, so of course it’s a scythe, a “wickedly sharp scythe.”  Here again is the emblem with the skeleton holding a scythe.  

Jamie’s pride and courage and tested again--and he fails.

<They mean to scare me....The goat wants me to piss my breeches and beg his mercy, but he’ll never have that pleasure.  He was a Lannister of Casterly Rock, Lord Commander of the Kingsguard; no sellsword would make him scream.

Sunlight ran silver along the edge of the arakh as it came shivering down, almost too fast to see.  And Jaime screamed.>

The chapter ends there.  Now it’s not just Jamie’s pride and courage and identity that have been shattered.  His body has been maimed as well.

Dismemberment is a common feature of the initial, Black (Nigredo) phase of alchemy, as this Splendor Solis image illustrates:

More specifically though, according to Lyndy Abraham,  a lion with its paws cut off is a symbol for the Nigredo. Lannisters are lions, as the text reminds us many times.   I’ve looked for Abraham’s source for a while without success, but finally I found this image from de Verville’s 17th century French treatise.  Note the lion on the left, with its paws cut off.  The four amputated paws are just below it.  

So what does this chapter tell us?  It shows that Jamie IS redeemable, that he can show empathy.  Brienne will in some way be his moral guide, his partner, as he starts the painful journey of his redemption.  We will see the next step already in the next Jaime chapter, when he and Brienne take their Chemical Wedding bath together at Harrenhall.  (See my earlier post.)

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Hoy es un buen día para agradecer a familiares y amigos, quienes no solo colaboraron con sus aportes en dinero para ayudarme a cubrir las enormes facturas para lidiar contra un cáncer en la Venezuela actual, sino también a quienes en medio de la pandemia y las visitas prohibidas, escribieron mensajes que jode o llamaron y no tuvieron miedo de mí, porque ni cambié el humor ni me transformé en monstruo (bueno casi). Si hubiera muerto, van al funeral y dicen: "ay si quedó igualita" no es para menos: porque siempre fui yo. Era yo y los necesitaba burda. Para echarles el cuento del día. Si me sentía bien o como el culo. Que Ángelo el taxista y Rosbe resultaron ser quienes me salvaron del suelo, de los vómitos y los desmayos. Que Astrid fue mi pilar total y Gloria el ejemplo para admirar. El cuento sobre mis respetados Doctores: Carlos Montesinos, Soly Barrera, Adriana Pineda, Henry Petit, Juan Martínez, Zully Cabrera y Sadel Pérez, que los militares me negaron la gasolina bajo un sol del infierno, que no puedo llevar sol, pero salgo. Que hago incursiones callejeras para comprar comida, que soy un wbo y que sigo aquí. Como sea que se encuentre el planeta, afuera esta mi patio, mi maquina Royal con vista al mar, mis gatos y el pasadizo secreto de sus ojos. Está el dpto. de recursos humanos, cuya directora es Mi Madre, mi Reina mi adoración y el mejor personal, afectivo, poderoso: el muro amoroso de mis hermanos Simón, Zully, mi sobrino y mi cuñada. Medio regados pero presentes. Mi tía Lula que la atrapó la 40tena en Caracas pero me llama siempre. Y aquellos familiares manifiestos: mis otros hermanos, tíos, primos, sobrinos, sobrinietos, ya que mis hijos ladran y maúllan y estos amigos, allí, siempre, antes que cerraran fronteras y me faltan líneas para nombrarlos. Podría decir que estoy sorprendida. Pero no. Porque "ESO" esperaba de ustedes, pa eso éramos familia y amigos, pa querernos siempre en las buenas y en las malas. (Irania, Ramón) No conocí ni jala bolas ni gente acomplejada ni echones. Y a lo que vine, fue a poner esta cartica medio capocha, para TODOS y a celebrar con vosotros un rato largo más de vida y además con foto (en Cagua La Vieja, Aragua, Venezuela) https://www.instagram.com/p/CCjkQVmFjaN/?igshid=1cew9ho7db5z9

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Storie per bambini: antidoto alla noia 😄

Storie per bambini, quanto amano sentirsele raccontare! Grazie alla loro capacità di immedesimazione, si sentono coraggiosi, determinati e (spesso) invincibili. Sognano di diventare come i loro (super)eroi preferiti. Nel frattempo c’è tanto da imparare e tanto da scoprire. Se avete figli che frequentano le elementari avrete già modo di prendere testi un po’ più complessi. Nulla di eccessivamente elaborato, il giusto passettino in più da fare, quello sì, per mantenere il loro interesse e assicurare momenti piacevoli in vostra compagnia. Nella lista che seguirà, abbiamo individuato storie per bambini per dormire adatte ai bambini di circa 6 anni.

Storie per bambini

Rime chiaroscure (Chiara Carminati, Bruno Tognolini)

La luce e l’oscurità. Ogni cosa ha un doppio lato della medaglia. In Rime chiaroscure le voci degli autori prestano a confondersi. Si scambiano e si mischiano. E se gli autori di nome fanno Chiara e Bruno, allora il richiamo alla luce e all’oscurità è ancora più forte e dunque irresistibile! Così prendono vita simpatiche filastrocche, dedicate ai mesi dell’anno, agli animali, all’ambientazione e, in generale, a tutto ciò che sa emozionare. Da leggere ai più piccoli e da far leggere ai più grandicelli. Vacanze all'isola dei gabbiani (Astrid Lindgren) Talmente pasticcione da costituire pericolo pubblico. Ma con un cuore, buono e generoso, che rende praticamente impossibile non nutrire affetto nei suoi confronti. Lui si chiama Melker. Poi immaginiamo che sia papà di una bella e saggia figlia diciannovenne, Karin, dalle morbide ciocche dorate e gli occhi verdi come il mare d’estate, come la mamma che ha perduto. Ora aggiungiamo due fratelli, Johan e Niklas, che si mettono continuamente nei guai, come qualsiasi altro tredicenne e dodicenne. Infine, completiamo la squadra con Pelle, che, a soli 7 anni, ha già deciso che dedicherà l’intera vita agli animali, nonostante non ne possieda. Benvenuti nella famiglia Melkerson. In una giornata di giugno partono verso l’Isola dei Gabbiani, arcipelago svedese. Una volta scesi scopriranno, con sommo dispiacere, che la Vecchia Falegnameria affittata non è la bella villetta descritta, bensì una vecchia abitazione malandata. Fortunatamente accanto vivono i Grankvist, che, caso vuole, hanno una bimba coetanea di Pelle, Melina, e due ragazzine coetanee di Johan e Niklas, Teddy e Freddy. I vicini ideali: nati e cresciuti sull’Isola, possiedono anche lo spaccio che rifornisce l’intero arcipelago e sono di una disponibilità più unica che rara. È l’inizio di una tra le storie per bambini delle scuole elementari meglio riuscite. Tutto il mio mondo sei tu (Jimmy Liao)

Il suo cagnolino purtroppo se ne è andato e soffre terribilmente. Lei scrive lettere che affida al vento, pregando che lui possa riceverle. Nei sogni, la bambina sale al piano superiore dell’albergo, ora chiuso, dove soggiorna insieme alla famiglia. Lì, notte dopo notte, incontra un personaggio diverso, forse fantasmi di persone che in passato hanno vissuto lì, in una fase cruciale della loro esistenza. Alla piccola raccontano la storia personale, per guidarla nel viaggio che dovrà percorrere. Vibranti illustrazioni corredano un testo suggestivo e commovente. La diga (David Almond e Levi Pinfold)

Sorge l’alba nel Northumberland. Nonostante la nebbia non voglia andarsene, padre e figlia, lei col violino in spalla, attraversano grandi distese verdi, che solo fiori e animali popolano, oltre a sparute case abbandonate. Il paesaggio così com’è durerà ancora poco: presto l’acqua sommergerà ogni cosa e i grandi prati diventeranno lo scuro fondale di un lago. La coppia di protagonisti suona, canta e balla: una dichiarazione d’amore per la terra e tutti coloro che la abitano. Sai fischiare Johanna? (Ulf Stark)

I superamici Ulf e Berra hanno sette anni e sono legati da una forte amicizia. Ma Ulf può contare su un nonno, che gli affida sempre compiti divertenti e gli dà perfino una paghetta. Anche Berra vorrebbe tanto averne uno. Non c’è problema, lo rassicura Ulf, sa dove può trovarlo: in una casa di riposo. Qui Berra fa subito conoscenza del signor Nils, un vecchietto tutto solo nella sua stanza che sarà ben felice di adottare un nipotino. Ma perché nonno Nils fischietta sempre quella canzoncina? Lo ammettiamo: è una delle storie per bambini che preferiamo! Read the full article

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Das Beste aus Twitter, Januar-Edition

Schon wie­der einen Monat alt, das neue Jahr. Gut, dass uns die Tweets noch ein­mal in die Weihnachts- und Jah­res­wech­sel­zeit ent­füh­ren.

-So, mei­ne Süße, wir müs­sen nicht mehr weit fah­ren, dann sind wir zu Hau­se und kön­nen spie­len, okay? -Okay. Aber sag mal, wie heißt du? Wie mich mei­ne Vier­jäh­ri­ge soeben in der vol­len S-Bahn echt in die Bre­douil­le gebracht hat.

— Ste­fan Hein­richs (@stefnhs) Decem­ber 16, 2019

every morning, gor­don waits for his girls to get on the school bus safe­ly (Becky Lynn FB) pic​.twit​ter​.com/​w​9​6​4​B​I​k​gDD

— Humor And Ani­mals (@humorandanimals) Decem­ber 15, 2019

This just won the inter­net pic​.twit​ter​.com/​v​W​7​M​N​c​v​Y1Y

— Giles Paley-Phillips (@eliistender10) Decem­ber 15, 2019

-Papa, was ist eine Natio­nal­hym­ne? -Das ist ein Lied, das alle ken­nen. Und wenn die Men­schen es gemein­sam sin­gen, haben sie das Gefühl, dass sie zusam­men­ge­hö­ren. -So wie Aram­sam­sam?

— Ste­fan Hein­richs (@stefnhs) Decem­ber 16, 2019

Lobby-Regel der Buch­bran­che: Kul­tur­gut Buch gilt immer dann, wenn es um die wirt­schaft­li­chen Inter­es­sen ande­rer geht. Wirt­schafts­gut Buch gilt immer dann, wenn es um die wirt­schaft­li­chen Inter­es­sen von einem selbst geht.

— Lean­der Wat­tig (@leanderwattig) Decem­ber 17, 2019

Tier­han­del beim Hams­ter­kauf: Hat­ten Sie schon­mal Hams­ter? Haben Sie sich mit dem The­ma beschäf­tigt? Wis­sen Sie was die essen? Haben Sie genug Platz? Aus­stat­tung? Kau­fen Sie noch die­ses Fach­buch! Kran­ken­haus 10 min nach Geburt des Kin­des. Hier Ihr Baby.Vielleicht bis spä­ter

— Deko­fee (@toschcrs) Decem­ber 18, 2019

Ihr nehmt doch auch immer euren kaf­fee­voll­au­to­mat mit in den Urlaub oder? ODER?????

— Königin👸🏻von B💋nn und Pär­chenk­ack­scheiss­queen (@EffzehEngel) Decem­ber 19, 2019

Dam­mit! pic​.twit​ter​.com/​1​e​3​U​x​Y​o​AVW

— Fun Signs & Graf­fi­ti (@SignsFun) Decem­ber 18, 2019

Immer die Hoff­nung, dass Stoff­tie­re, die nicht so schön sind, an Kin­der ver­schenkt wer­den, die sie trotz­dem lieb haben. pic​.twit​ter​.com/​O​g​e​9​q​K​Q​3DV

— Peter Breu­er (@peterbreuer) Decem­ber 20, 2019

Every time pic​.twit​ter​.com/​R​e​d​S​v​v​H​IYs

— Kate Bea­ton (@beatonna) Decem­ber 20, 2019

The first time in histo­ry it is caught on came­ra. Mer­ce­des giving birth. pic​.twit​ter​.com/​K​O​Y​H​r​0​w​9WQ

— Only in Ame­ri­ca (@Crazzyintheusa) Novem­ber 29, 2019

Kin­der loh­nen sich allein des­halb, weil man für sehr sehr lan­ge Zeit immer Weih­nachts­ge­schen­ke für die Ver­wandt­schaft hat: Foto­bü­cher, Foto­ka­len­der, Fami­li­en­ka­len­der (mit Fotos), gerahm­te Bil­der, Gut­schein für Foto­shoo­ting (und nächs­te Weih­nach­ten dann s.o.),...

— Nata­scha Stro­bl (@Natascha_Strobl) Decem­ber 23, 2019

I Tried Giving My Daugh­ter The Worst Xmas Gift Ever & I Didn’t Expect This Reac­tion 😢 pic​.twit​ter​.com/​4​4​c​J​y​t​I​83m

— LGND (@iamlgndfrvr) Decem­ber 20, 2019

Der Notar liest den Ange­hö­ri­gen den letz­ten Wil­len des rei­chen Erb­las­sers vor: „Zunächst möch­te ich mich Onkel Bernd zuwen­den, der mir wie­der­holt das Ver­spre­chen abnahm, ihn in mei­nem Tes­ta­ment zu erwäh­nen: - Hal­lo, Bernd, altes Haus! Nun aber zur Auf­tei­lung des Erbes:“ #Notar

— Domi­nik Schül­ler (RA & Notar) (@ra_schueller) Decem­ber 27, 2019

Wenn man deut­schen vor­wirft dass sie die Umwelt ver­sau­en schaf­fen sie es irgend­wie dsss am Ende der Debat­te raus­kommt dass kein deut­scher je nazi war außer hit­ler und zwei drei ande­re

— Lars Weis­brod (@larsweisbrod) Decem­ber 29, 2019

Auch glück­lich, den dies­jäh­ri­gen Advents­ka­len­der­wahn­sinn über­stan­den zu haben? Pri­ma, dann geht’s jetzt bald wei­ter mit dem Oster­ka­len­der! 🐣 #its­at­hingnow pic​.twit​ter​.com/​F​e​q​y​s​K​8​atQ

— Astrid Dirk­sen (@tweetingastrid) Decem­ber 31, 2019

Immer lus­tig, wenn man über Essen redet, ich erwäh­ne, dass ich Vege­ta­ri­er bin und die ers­te Reak­ti­on fast immer ist:“ Ja, also ich esse ja total wenig Fleisch und wenn, dann nur bio und echt sel­ten, ich pro­bier eh weni­ger zu essen...“ Like clock­work.

— Wur­zel­mann (@Wurzelmann) Decem­ber 31, 2019

#Sil­ves­ter zu Zei­ten des Kli­ma­wan­dels. Man wirft sich in #Lich­ter­fel­de unan­ge­zün­de­te (!) Böl­ler zu. Wir prü­fen, ob wenigs­tens „Peng“ geru­fen wur­de.#welcome110

— Poli­zei Ber­lin (@polizeiberlin) Decem­ber 31, 2019

break­down of my deca­de (2010-2019): ✨🌈💕 - 77.76% in jail - 11.05% in soli­ta­ry con­fi­ne­ment - 51.23% figh­t­ing for gen­der affir­ming care - 100.00% being true to mys­elf no mat­ter what - 0.00% backing down#Hap­py­Ne­wYe­ar

— Chel­sea E. Man­ning (@xychelsea) Decem­ber 31, 2019

Doof, wenn man für IFTTT das Pass­wort ver­lo­ren hat.... 🤷🏻‍♀️ Trotz­dem: Ein tol­les neu­es Jahr euch allen!!! https://t.co/EtCqF8DGm8

— Hei­di Schönenberg-H. (@minus78) Decem­ber 31, 2019

2050 ist so weit weg wie 1990.

— Sham Jaff (@sham_jaff) Janu­a­ry 2, 2020

Heu­te kam die Rech­nung des Kran­ken­hau­ses über den 2-monatigen Auf­ent­halt mei­ner Mut­ter wäh­rend ihrer Krebs­be­hand­lung. 24,74€ für hoch­qua­li­fi­zier­te Betreu­ung. Ich zah­le sooo sooo so ger­ne Steu­ern und bin dank­bar, dass wir uns um Men­schen in Not küm­mern 🙏🙏🙏

— Ali Mahl­od­ji 😎 (@mahlo) Novem­ber 20, 2019

eine beschei­de­ne fra­ge: WARUM? ES SIND GESAMMELTE FUCKING WERKE. KANN MAN DA BITTESCHÖN DIE BUCHRÜCKEN ALLE GLEICH GESTALTEN? HM? pic​.twit​ter​.com/​r​6​i​A​q​F​o​hAD

— schno­er­p­sel (@schnoerpsel) Janu­a­ry 1, 2020

Was hat denn die Umwelt jemals für uns getan?

— leon­ce­und­le­na (@leonceundlena) Janu­a­ry 2, 2020

Ich weiß, ich bin da für vie­le zu sehr Hip­pie im Kopf, aber ich fin­de es ein Stück weit ver­rückt, dass die Reak­ti­on ist: „Es braucht Spen­den, um neue Affen zur Belus­ti­gung ihr Leben lang ein­zu­sper­ren.“ Statt zu sagen: „Das ist so furcht­bar, lasst uns nie wie­der Affen ein­sper­ren.“

— Herm (@hermsfarm) Janu­a­ry 2, 2020

A good les­son for the New Year: never give up on your goals. pic​.twit​ter​.com/​x​j​Y​R​R​q​a​dvm

— Bri­an Klaas (@brianklaas) Janu­a­ry 1, 2020

Mein Vor­satz für 2020 „fit hal­ten“ ist bereits erle­digt - das war leicht. Ich weiß gar nicht, war­um da ande­re immer so’n gro­ßes Ding draus machen. pic​.twit​ter​.com/​2​m​n​3​i​1​X​vAH

— Rico Apitz (@10Apitz) Janu­a­ry 1, 2020

im stan­des­amt ist bestimmt die höl­le los weil so vie­le paa­re am 20.20.2020 hei­ra­ten wol­len

— Ilo­na Hart­mann (@zirkuspony) Janu­a­ry 2, 2020

Die Men­schen, die mut­maß­lich den Brand im Kre­fel­der Zoo ver­ur­sacht haben, haben ihr Fehl­ver­hal­ten erkannt und sich der Poli­zei gestellt. Wenn alle Men­schen soviel Rück­grat bewei­sen wür­den, wäre die­se Welt eine ande­re.

— Gur­ken­sand­wich (@Gurkensandwich1) Janu­a­ry 2, 2020

This BBC adver­ti­sing for Dra­cu­la is geni­us. A series of bloo­dy sta­kes protru­ding from a bill­board. See­min­gly ran­dom, until darkness falls and they begin to cast a shadow. Fabu­lous. pic​.twit​ter​.com/​8​4​a​I​l​7​o​97r

— Alex Andre­ou (@sturdyAlex) Janu­a­ry 3, 2020

Das Blö­de an dem gan­zen Lego, das die Kin­der geschenkt bekom­men haben, ist ja, dass sie unbe­dingt beim Auf­bau­en hel­fen wol­len.

— Juliet Gibb (@mamigration) Decem­ber 28, 2019

„Mama, war­um essen wir im Kin­der­gar­ten nie Fon­due?“ Ich wer­de die Fra­ge mal an die Kita Whats­App Grup­pe wei­ter­ge­ben und es mir mit einer Tüte Chips gemüt­lich machen.

— Lil­li Mar­le­ne (@MarleneHellene) Janu­a­ry 3, 2020

„Die Mama hat kei­ne Arbeit, außer an der Stra­ße zu ste­hen.“ [Wie der #gKH dem #kKH erklärt, dass ich jetzt selb­stän­dig bin und mich ein­mal in der Woche als Schul­weg­hel­fe­rin nütz­lich mache.]

— Mela­nie Wyssen-Voß (@Mellcolm) Janu­a­ry 5, 2020

Beleh­rung via DM: ich darf nicht mehr „jemand“ schrei­ben, das hie­ße nun jemensch. Kanns­te Dir nicht aus­den­ken. 🙄

— Quee­nie (@Bergsommerliebe) Janu­a­ry 6, 2020

Guten Mor­gen. War­um wer­den Auto­fah­rer ver­rückt, wenn sie zwei Minu­ten hin­ter einem Müll­las­ter oder einem ent­la­den­wer­den­den LKW war­ten müs­sen - akzep­tie­ren aber 20 Minu­ten vor einer Park­haus­ein­fahrt? #Gelas­sen­heit im #Stra­ßen­ver­kehr

— Sebas­ti­an Eckert (@SebastianEckert) Janu­a­ry 7, 2020

Ich will mich ja nicht zu weit aus dem Fens­ter leh­nen... aber Schnee in LKWs rum­fah­ren ist even­tu­ell ein Grund für kei­nen Schnee. https://t.co/yChfJbtATe

— Frank (@frank_opitz) Janu­a­ry 8, 2020

Eltern Whats­App Grup­pe orga­ni­siert das Geburts­tags­ständ­chen für den Klas­sen­leh­rer. Gewünscht wird dass die musi­ka­li­sche Dar­bie­tung in ver­schie­de­nen Spra­chen von den Kin­dern vor­ge­führt wird. Bis­her Rumä­nisch, Chi­ne­sisch, Spa­nisch, Ita­lie­nisch ... Ich bat Hoch­deutsch an.

— Quat­tro­milf 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 (@ebonyplusirony) Janu­a­ry 8, 2020

Der aus­tra­li­sche Pre­mier ist nach eige­nen Anga­ben „ent­täuscht“, dass die Feu­er­ka­ta­stro­phe mit der Debat­te zu den natio­na­len Kli­ma­zie­len ver­mischt wer­de. Ver­steh ich. War frü­her auch oft ent­täuscht, dass mein Schla­fen im Unter­richt mit dem Noten­ver­ga­be­pro­zess ver­mischt wur­de.

— Nico Sems­rott (@nicosemsrott) Janu­a­ry 10, 2020

Ich bin rich­tig sau­er!!! 😡 Wer­de nie mehr beim #Sie­mens Schuh cen­ter ein­kau­fen!!! Schä­men sie sich @JoeKaeser 😤 pic​.twit​ter​.com/​0​s​P​n​8​P​H​0O0

— Ger­rit Mül­ler (@gerritmueller) Janu­a­ry 13, 2020

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(Original unter: https://1ppm.de/2020/01/das-beste-aus-twitter-januar-2020/)