#asuaimee

[asuxsor]

DJ and Aimee are totally living together so that they can fuck as much as they want without anyone knowing about it before he officially gets married to someone else!

Because that’s not the most obvious thing in the world. No, I think @karmeninka put @aimeeblake up to it. You know, test her future husband’s willpower, see if he can resist temptation. If he can survive living with his big-boobed bestie for a year, I’m sure he’ll be faithful until his dying day.

[djcygnet]

aimee

5/5 stars, cool girl, my best friend and I don’t really want to share her. @aimeeblake

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

[pucksherman]

text 💬 pumee

Puck: I have no idea what started it, but I totally saw a couple of Santa's elves beating the crap out of each other at the mall today. Oh my god, that has got to be the funniest thing I'd ever seen, nobody knew what was happening. It was great!

[neilbubbles]

text 💬 neimee 🐰

Neil: Have you watched the video of the guy who rode Space Mountain 17 times in one day? Because uh... goals.

Neil: My New Year's resolution is to do it EIGHTEEN TIMES and one up that dude, are you with me?

[izzyslade]

WIS: Yourself, tobias, desiree, jane k, rachel, freddie, jojo, vitani, ariana

Me: @gastonthejr, fucking duh.

@tobiasslade: He’s so far up @hookedonharriet‘s asshole there’s no way he could make it work with anyone else. 

@ririhiss: I don’t know, it seems like fun irony or something to have her end up with a Sherwood kid. Maybe @marykatehood or @jojohood, they’re the only ones I could see being a pirate.

@janekensingtons: I don’t care what happens to that weird looking bitch. She can end up with another weird looking bitch like @aimeeblake or something.

@racheladale: Ugh, human sunshine. I can’t even deal with how energetic she is, but @casperlockex seems to be able to deal with her and he’s one of the few AKs who I don’t hate, so... have at her, buddy.

@fredcilier: The Isle’s softest bitch, just who I wanted to talk about today. Can she just lick @anthonytremaines abs for the rest of time so she’s too busy to be running her mouth in other ways?

@jojohood: Ugh, I just talked about her. Fine, fuck her sister, she definitively gets @ririhiss.

@vitani-okoro: I’ve got no fucking clue what V’s looking for, maybe some guy to be a tourney power couple with? @jaynassar or @felixstabby, Isle kids only for someone as cool as her.

@ariliki: Uh... Why do you think I pay attention to these people? Just because I’m on teams with them? I don’t fuck with them and they don’t fuck with me! @ariliki‘s about as irrelevant to me as like... @dougdeppert, so there, match made in boring irrelevant heaven. 

i need entertainment

[aliciatriton]

HON: Sparrow, Stella, Gaston Jr., Gaston III, Zoe, Cash, Margaery, Olivia, Oakley, Ariana, Daniel, Emily, Jojo, Rachel, Greta, Nova, Spencer, Rocket, Jackie, Izzy, Kion, Casper, Aimee, DJ, Leander

Everyone’s hot, don’t be rude! But we can do a sliding scale, I guess:

Okay, almost everyone. You’ll get there someday: @oakleyoaken, @spencer-thunderstrike, @casperlockex. @aimeeblake.

Hot: @stargirlvasilovich, @zoe-tomago, @gastonthejr, @margaerycharming, @dannykensington, @darlingemily, @racheladale, @gretagesundheit, @novafitzherbert, @jacqueline-chavez.

Hotter: @dum-sparrow, @gastonlegume3, @ariliki, @livoakens, @rocketstrongbow, @izzyslade, @kiontaji, @djcygnet.

Hottest: @cashforrester, @leanderambrosius, @jojohood.

i need entertainment

[kiarataji]

WIS Kion!

Definitely someone his own age and not one of my friends. @kiontaji, here are some nice single sophomore girls who seem interested in males as far as I can tell for your review: @dum-sparrow, @stargirlvasilovich, @zoe-tomago, @livoakens, @ariliki, @darlingemily, @jojohood, @racheladale, @rocketstrongbow, @jacqueline-chavez, @aliciatriton, and @aimeeblake.

i need entertainment

[facilierscelia]

Oakley, Aimee, Claudine

Fuck: @aimeeblake.

Marry: @claudine--frollo. Yeah yeah, you hate love, I already know you’re gonna say it, but too bad, Imma love you anyway.

Kill: @oakleyoaken. Nerd.

send me 3 names and i’ll tell you who i’d marry, fuck and kill

[gastonthethird]

FMK Aimee, Margaery, Zoe

Fuck: The hot one that actually likes guys.

Marry: The lesbian, I guess. @dizzybydesignx likes her too much to get rid of her. 

Kill: The nerd. 

i need entertainment

[marykatehood]

HON Elle, Lonnie, Maisy, Jay, Hailey, Aimee, Cassie, Evie, Karmen, Dijon, Audrey, Jane T, Marco, Nova, Danny, Jane K, Melody, Ariana

Hot: @ellecharming, @li-lonnie, @maisy-macguffin, @jaynassar, @hailstormvale, @aimeeblake, @cassieadale, @dijonnoginger, @marcoalandale, @novafitzherbert, @dannykensington, @janekensingtons, @melodytritonx, @ariliki.

Not: @evie--grimhilde, @karmeninka, @audreysrose, @janetobin.

i need entertainment

[margovasilovich]

NML: aimee, cici, virginia

Night: @darlingvirginias. Like why, you guys? 

Month: @cicicallaghan.

Life: I will watch @aimeeblake for suspicious behavior until the day I die!

i need entertainment

[asuxsor]

who needs to just be a man and confess their feels before the new year's over?

Um, let’s go with all the dweeby girls that are clearly thirsting for their out of their league best friends. They need to just have their delusions shot down and move on in 2020, so here’s to you gals: 

@sydneyandersen. A prince like @icemasterbents is never going to fal for you.

@aimeeblake. If @djcygnet‘s grandmother was going to set him up with a non-princess, it would be me, not you.

@madlymyrcella. How is everyone shitting on @emery-gothel when Myrcy’s obviously just as gaga for Dopey Oakley as she is? 

@cassidystabbington. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but without the ‘stache, @thediegodevil has options. You’re just not one of them. 

@ariliki. @lishangjr went and got a whole ass girlfriend to get you off of his tail and did you take the hint? No. 

[djcygnet]

aimee double-dating with you and karmen someday

Hopefully @aimeeblake ends up with a cool dude who doesn’t suck so bad I want to feed him to alligators, because... that would probably be a good idea? Her and @karmeninka probably like each other more than they like me anyway, a double date would give me someone to talk to.

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

[auradonstatehq]

*:・ﾟ✧ Is that [ KATHRYN NEWTON ]? No, it’s just [ AIMEE BLAKE], the descendant of [ BROMLEY ]! [ SHE ] is [ 20/SOPHOMORE] and some say she tends to be [ FOOLHARDY ] but she is really [ IDEALISTIC]. (DANY, SHE/HER, 25, CST) ✧・ﾟ*:

Congratulations, Dany!! Please read over the checklist and send in your account within the next 48 hours.

[orthbrt]

Aimee!

Really? She looks like she’d take one look at my altar and run for the hills.

[neilbubbles]

Aimee

I know I’m not @aimeeblake‘s number one guy and I’m confident enough in me to be okay with that!

anonymously tell me who you ship me with and i’ll tell you if i agree.