#asunuka

[grahammacintosh]

your roommates

@sookiefournier needs to melt down all her crayons and turn them into candles, because no respectable woman our age should be playing with the art supplies from her classroom at home!

@richieforrestofficial needs to go back to whatever lessons he once took to be presentable for the press, because God knows the man has FORGOTTEN WHAT HE LEARNED.

@nukaokoro needs to let me manscape him once and for all. Also, forget his ex-girlfriend; we all know I’m the real love of his life.

Other than their GLARINGLY OBVIOUS FLAWS, though, I guess my roommates are my favorite people. They just need to get their acts together so they can stop ruining my credibility!

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

[bobotomago]

For Valentine's Day, I've decided to matchmake everyone in Auradon. I think you'd be really well-suited for: Nuka Okoro. You're welcome.

Wait, is this your way of saying you don’t think I can drive? Because I don’t need @nukaokoro to Karpet me around forever, I’ll take a scooter if I have to.

[auradonstate-events]

Auction Results: Baskets 41-50

Basket Number 41, submitted by @ally-kingsleigh, was won by @lyra-k.

Basket Number 42, submitted by @rosalienxthale, was won by @nukaokoro.

Basket Number 43, submitted by @hailstormporter, was won by @claudine--frollo.

Basket Number 44, submitted by @jessgibbs, was won by @dougdeppert.

Basket Number 45, submitted by @hokukawena, was won by @coltonslim.

Basket Number 46, submitted by @sydneyandersen, was won by @deeturkey.

Basket Number 47, submitted by @bobotomago, was won by @whereswaldohatter.

Basket Number 48, submitted by @deliallyr, was won by @zoe-tomago.

Basket Number 49, submitted by @malbfaery, was won by @marcoalandale.

Basket Number 50, submitted by @gretagesundheit, was won by @crisdubois.

[auradonstatehq]

*:・ﾟ✧ Is that [ JACOB ARTIST ]? No, it’s just [ NUKA OKORO ], the descendant of [ ZIRA ]! [ HE ] is [ 24 / RIDESHARE APP DRIVER ] and some say he tends to be [ APATHETIC ] but he is really [ LOYAL ]. (ALLY, SHE/HER, 26, PST) ✧・ﾟ*:

Congratulations Ally!! Please read over the checklist and send in your account within the next 48 hours.

[kiarataji]

FMK Nuka, Vitani, Kovu

Fuck: Kovu.

Marry: @vitani-okoro.

Kill: Nuka. 

i need entertainment

[rilespan]

Nuka, Vitani, Kovu, Mad Maddy, Kalasin, Artie

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: Artie? Artie seems nice and non-threatening!

sacrifice myself for: This is probably mean but I don’t know any of them well enough to die for them!

kick: Um... Most of them are runners and they could catch me and kick me back, no thanks!

take to prom: Nuka, Vitani, @kovukiwa, Mad Maddy, and @kalasinambrosius. Like, escort them there to have a nice time. Not with me -- maybe I’d be their limo driver or something.

abandon in jurassic park: Yikes!

push off a bridge: No!

[jimmydubs]

freddie, celia, claudine, nuka, vitani, kovu

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @faciliersfreddie‘s hot, sorry to anyone else in my family who might have wanted to get with her instead WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE.

sacrifice myself for: @cecefacilier. She’s my girl, whether she likes it or not.

kick: @claudine-frollo because WHY DON’T YOU LIKE ME? 

take to prom: Vitani. I can dig an older lady.

abandon in jurassic park: @kovukiwa.

push off a bridge: Nuka. 

[fredcilier]

Who do you ship Cece, Liam, and Nuka with

@cecefacilier... Hope me giving you shit didn’t ruin whatever you had going with @regdubois. Though still think you’re feeling his cousin @jimdubs a lil more. You and your girls @novafitzherbert and @abigailtremaine cute, too, though. I dig it.

@nukalikethis with... hell, I dunno. Maybe @wingedstargirl or @venusfitzherbert or @ailsbroch or some shit. A fun girl who’s gonna get you outta your shell. Like a less awesome version of me.

Yo, don’t call me out like this. @liamdubcis deserves the best and we know that’s me, but if he don’t agree then... I dunno, @lilyofthegoth or @vitanikiwa or something. They’re aight.

I NEED ENTERTAINMENT

[vitanikiwa]

TEXT 🦁 KIWA ELDERS

Vitani: Yeah, you try asking your little brother 'bout that girlfriend of his. He's real talkative about it.

[kalasinambrosius]

brooke, rory, melody, ginny, kion, nuka

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with:  Rory! She may be mean but boy is she beautiful.  

sacrifice myself for: Melody, probably.

kick: Nuka. 

take to prom: Ginny. 

abandon in jurassic park: Brooke.

push off a bridge: Kion. He’s just too young for me, I didn’t mean for this to seem so harsh, dang.

[grahammacintosh]

text 💬 gruka

Graham: One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won’t be me. I’m drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.

[jiachien]

text 💬 jika

Jia: I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there???

Jia: Also why was there a RAKE in the hallway outside your apartment anyway???

[auradonstatehq]

Nuka Okoro

[kiarataji]

WIS Kion, Kovu, Vitani, Nuka, Ruby, yourself with!

@kiontaji: Someone his own age and not one of my friends. Maybe @rocketstrongbow or @aliciatriton.

Kovu: It’s none of my business. I used to have a pretty stupid crush on him so like, commenting on this just feels off. 

@vitani-okoro: She needs someone fine and fierce just like her. Maybe @khalid-basara or @ririhiss.

Nuka: Uhhh, I wouldn’t wish that on anybody, no offense.

@therubyfitz: I have yet to meet anyone who’s good enough for my girl, but if I really had to dig deep and pick someone who’s worthy, maybe @melodytritonx‘s okay?

Me: Nope, you guys already got a past crush out of me, I’m not spilling my guts anymore today. 

i need entertainment

[asuxsor]

Who's your favorite VK?

@tobiasslade is a snack. Same with @emmettvardaros, @nukalikethis, and I’d even throw a bone at @beyondthesmee. Literally. I would bone any of you guys, hmu. 

[fredcilier]

I SHIP YOU AND NUKA ✌️

I got eyes, and those eyes don’t hate looking at @nukalikethis.

anonymously tell me who you ship me with and i’ll tell you if i agree.