#auburnhills

[viceroy-transporter]

1970 Dodge Charger in Auburn Hills, Michigan

[graciebarralakeorion]

🌟 Join us for a special event! 🌟 Calling all girls and women to our FREE Self-Defense Seminar on March 22nd at 6pm! 💪👩‍👧‍👧 Learn essential techniques and strategies to stay safe and confident in any situation. Open to all ages and skill levels. Don't miss this empowering opportunity! Tag your friends and spread the word! 🥋🚺 🌟👊

Free Girl's and Women's Self Defense Seminar

[mrmossmichael]

Howdy, people, and Happy Earth Day! This is my 14th @youtube video that I went to SEA LIFE Aquarium at Great Lakes Crossing Outlets in Auburn Hills, Michigan, and I just have an awesome time visiting there and I have to be honest with you guys: that place is amazing!

[wack-ashimself]

Had a whole fucking Olive Garden drama go down on my phone...in my head...

I live in Michigan. So ONE number wrong, and someone can call/text me (like anybody) with the same area code.

Nowhere near Auburn Hills, MI. Texts from Olive Garden of Auburn Hills.

'Your table is read! Please see our hosts. Enjoy your meal!' 6:27 pm.

Me: Oh fuck, I hope they are checking in once in a while just in case they missed their phone's texts.

'Your estimated wait time is coming to an end. We will hold your spot for the next 5 minutes. Please check in at the host stand when you arrive.' 6:33 pm.

Me: Wait, they might not even BE there? What is going on? Is there an emergency? Is someone dying? What the fuck is going on!?

'Sorry to see you go. We have removed you from the waitlist. If you feel this is in error, please visit the host stand.' 6:58 pm.

Did you actually SEE them go? WHO KIDNAPPED THIS FAMILY? What if they are just a LITTLE LATE, NOT THEIR FAULT, starving, and this is grandma's favorite restaurant, on her BIRTHDAY, and she CLEARLY ain't living till the next one? You gonna fuck with granny!?

...and this is me, with everything, forever. lol the good, the funny, with the bad, cuz part of me still is wondering...

ps-Yes, I do know this sounds eerily similar to a stand up comedian's joke regarding this, but this did just happen, and that is what I thought. My brain is...different. hahaha. Also my ending is better and original. Honestly? A lot of comedians claim joke stealing, but funny story. When I lived in Los Angeles, I did stand up for a bit. HATED IT. OMG. You have to pander to each and every crowd. Fuck that. Also they're usually shitfaced*, which makes the wittier jokes not take. I don't care how egotistical it sounds: you came here for me, not me for you. Anyways, I saw a billboard about AIDS testing, and it was the worst ad I ever saw. It looked WAY too much like the younger guy was getting tested....for his mom. WHY? It was creepy. So I wrote this WHOLE bit about that specific billboard. Go to an open mic. Swear to you, guy just before me gets on stage, and does a bit that sounds...60-70% almost exactly like I had already written it about that specific billboard (I told you it was fucking weird). I HAD NEVER PERFORMED IT. Didn't even write it online. Only on paper. I know he didn't steal it cuz...he'd have to of hacked my brain. So...my point is great minds DO think alike. And I BOMBED cuz I had to think of a whole new bit in minutes...my fault. Should have written more. I hope that guy went on to do more funny things. Sincerely; he was awesome. Couldn't tell you his name for the life of me. Those 3 years are a blur...

*Minimum drink purchase? FUCK YOU.

[turbobuckeye]

2024 Chrysler Halcyon Concept spotted at Stellantis Design Cars & Coffee on Sunday, May 19 at the Old Chrysler Museum. 📷: #lxbeyondphotography 🚘: @chrysler | www.chrysler.com⁣

Stellantis Design Cars & Coffee

(Lot 28) 1 Chrysler Drive,

Auburn Hills, MI 48326

#Chrysler #ChryslerHalcyon #concept @stellantisna @officialmopar @chrysler #Mopar #Halcyon #LXBN #HarmonyInMotion #ChrisFeuell #BEV #EV #electric #cars #coffee #LXBNDetroit #AuburnHills #Michigan #conceptcar #carsandcoffee #StellantisDesign

[somar78]

Dodge Series D24 Fluid Drive Sedan - 1948 by Perico001 Musée de l'Auto MAHYMOBILES Leuze-en-Hainaut Belgium September 2020 https://flic.kr/p/2jXm8Rb

[enconadotorg]

We've had a couple of reschedules to alternate locations for our upcoming VDA 6.3 Process Auditor training and examination coming up in Auburn Hills, Michigan later this month... Get in touch if you'd like to join this session and take your first step towards becoming an internal, supplier, or external process auditor! Find more details here: 👉 www.encona.org/courses/id315_353 #training #traininganddevelopment #auburnhills #michigan #detroit #vda #processmanagement (at Detroit, Michigan) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cfti2PMrTGT/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[yourkatnippers]

#happybirthday #happybirthdaytorrid #torrid #torridrewards #feelthefit #thankyou #thankful #bonus #YourKatNippers #checkyourbalance #royaloak #roseville #michigan #farmingtonhills #auburnhills (at Detroit, Michigan) https://www.instagram.com/p/CSLOQfmrGzs/?utm_medium=tumblr

[missnevainc]

Dodge Announces Police Pursuit Version of 2018 Durango #AUBURNHILLS, Mich., May 10, 2018/PRNewswire/ -- Dodge is expanding its police vehicle lineup, adding a new Pursuit version of its Dodge Durango. "Unofficial testing results at the #MichiganStatePolice 2018 model-year vehicle evaluation event created such a stir among #lawenforcement agencies that we simply had to find a way to build this vehicle," said Steve Beahm, Head of Passenger Car Brands, Dodge//SRT, Chrysler and FIAT – FCA North America. "The Dodge Durango is already known as the Charger of SUVs, so it is only natural that the new Durango Pursuit complements the Charger Pursuit in police fleets across the country." The 2018 Dodge Durango Pursuit is powered by the legendary 5.7L HEMI® V-8, coupled with a full-time, active all-wheel-drive (AWD) system. This is the same powertrain combination most commonly deployed in the Dodge Charger Pursuit, the top-selling police sedan in the U.S. market. The Durango Pursuit also offers a two-speed transfer case for true low-range off-road capability and incorporates larger, heavy-duty anti-lock brakes that deliver a 60-0 mile per hour (mph) stopping distance of 134 feet. Other notable standard features of the 2018 #DodgeDurango Pursuit include: 5.7L V-8 HEMI with Fuel Saver Technology delivers best-in-class #horsepower (360) and #torque (390 lb.-ft.) Eight-speed #automatictransmission delivers quick shifts and improved #fueleconomy Rear-wheel-drive-based drivetrain is the foundation for #Durango's outstanding on-road driving performance. #StandardAWD further enhances driver confidence by leveraging the #SUV's 50/50 weight distribution Segment's longest wheelbase (119.8 inches) provides added stability and improved handling Best-in-class 7,200 lb. towing capability 8.1 inches of ground clearance ParkView® rear backup camera with ParkSense® alert Eight-way power adjusting driver seat controls Air conditioning with air filtration Under-vehicle mount for spare tire, maximizing interior cargo space and accessibility Class-exclusive, K-9 friendly Tri-Zone interior temperature control Trailer sway control Spot lamp wiring prep package 220-amp alternator

[giggles31744]

Ahh this bottle has helped make my nite full of laughter! House hunting again! #kimcrawfordsauvignonblanc #marlbouroughwines #newzealandsauvignonblanc #gigglestheartist #gigglesartwork #sauvignonblanc #auburnhills #wineislife (at Auburn Hills, Michigan) https://www.instagram.com/p/CAHaXPNDics/?igshid=e2dffp32hq8h

[graciebarralakeorion]

We're thrilled to announce that Gracie Barra Lake Orion has been certified as a Premium School in 2024! 🥋✨ 🏆 We've successfully completed all requirements for the Gracie Barra School Certification Program, demonstrating our alignment with Master Carlos Gracie Jr's teaching philosophy and methods. 💪 By honoring tradition and embracing innovation, we're committed to sharing the art of jiu-jitsu with the world and living our philosophy of jiu-jitsu for everyone. 🌟 Thank you to our amazing team and dedicated members for making this achievement possible! Let's continue to grow and inspire together on this incredible jiu-jitsu journey.

[popgabbo]

#Sunset at The Palace of Auburn Hills. They started the #demolition recently. You can see the left side getting torn down first. Opened in 1988. Watched some great #concerts and a few #Pistons games. #palaceofauburnhills #landmark #architecture #stadium #nba #detroitpistons #auburnhills https://www.instagram.com/p/B9idySAHpPJ/?igshid=14arknmazm8n0

[mrmossmichael]

Howdy, people! This is my 11th @youtube video that my dad and I went to @bassproshops at Great Lakes Crossing Outlets in Auburn Hills, Michigan, and I just have an awesome time visiting there and I have to be honest with you guys: I love that place and it's one of my favorite childhood places of all time.

[4evahaka]

We Simply CANNOT Be Friends If You DON'T KNOW These #NBAChampions & The Team They Played On. #BenWallace: #HBCUGrad #VirginiaUnion #RasheedWallace: #UniversityOfNorthCarolina @fear_da_fro @iam_sheeeeeed #ThePalace #AuburnHills #DetroitBadBoys #BigBen #Sheed #BlackWomenInPower #BlackMenInPower #BlackExcellence #BlackHistory365 #BlackHistoryMonth2020 #BlackHistoryMonth 💕💚REPOSTED: #4evahaka2 #FAMUGrad1908💕💚#CreditToOwner https://www.instagram.com/p/B8ZkNGjHkDN/?igshid=un2o1txtc1cg

[turbobuckeye]

Dodge CEO, Tim Kuniskis is retiring after 32 years with the company. Tim’s retirement is effective June 1, 2024. More details in link in bio.

#Dodge #Mopar #SRT #dodgegarage #1320club #HEMI @dodgeofficial @stellantisna @chrysler @officialmopar #DC170 #LXBN #DodgeChallenger #DodgeDemon #cars #DodgeCharger #AmericanMuscle #MuscleCars @jeep #LXBNDetroit @ramtrucks #AuburnHills #Michigan @puremichigan #StellantisDesign #TimKuniskis #Kuniskis #retirement