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Grace & Nancy & Teddy Pt.1

Grace: I know I promised [whatever Nancy’s coffee order is] from [this coffee place] but I can’t

Nancy: You CAN’T? Is your apple pay not working orrrrrrrr

Grace: 😂😂 it’s not that but you won’t believe what it IS

Nancy: 🥁

Nancy: So spill, bitch

Grace: I totally will, but maybe don’t wait up for me to… ??!!

Nancy: OMG, what 😱😱😱

Grace: things are, like, HAPPENING here 😍💖🥰💖 RN

Nancy: You are NOT having a ❤️💂🦁🌹🤍☔️🤍🫖🎡💷💙 RN

Nancy: At least give me the TLDR of how this even happened!

Grace: lowkey I think I am ??! I don’t trust it but 🤴🏼🤍☕️🤎

Grace: this boy looks like [this era’s Draco, idk but we know what I’m saying, probably a model or a singer we’re comparing him to or a hot tiktoker as it’s Grace lol] & I am NOT okay 💀💀💀

Nancy: 🥵😭🤯 You lucky cow, this is what I get for staying in bed and making you do the caffeine pickup 🤦‍♀️

Nancy: It could be, are you sure it isn’t???

Grace: there’s more! he wants to take me to [the boujee store Teddy said] to 💸💳💸 a new outfit & I think I’m being pranked!!? maybe??!😳😬 what do I DO??! HELP

Grace: … cos, like, he isn’t famous, but INfamous kind of, you know him 🤏🏽

Nancy: WHO IS IT

Grace: I’m literally scared to tell you

Nancy: Is it [her most recent ex lmao] ‘cos you will be 💀💀💀

Grace: OMG NO!!

Grace: but you might still say you don’t want me to go & be out with him all night like he’s saying he wants 😭😭

Nancy: Now who the hell is this player 🙄🙄

Grace: 😶 DON’T EVEN

Grace: you can’t be mad at me, it’s not my fault EVERYONE is related to EVERYONE 🙄🙄

Nancy: I’m not mad at YOU but this sounds like a total move that’s been rehearsed 10x over

Nancy: so, put ‘em on, I wanna talk to them real quick 🤔🙃

Grace: NO PLEASE, you CAN’T, he’ll think I’m 12

Nancy: You think you’re all grown up now you’ve had your party, boo, please

Nancy: Who do I know that looks like [this comparison she made]...

Grace: I just want to go, can I?

Nancy: Of course

Nancy: I’m just REALLY suspicious why you’re not telling me, we tell each other EVERYTHING

Grace: it’s

Grace: Ava knows him better than you & I know you hate talking about her & of ALL people idk why it had to be him who threw ☕️ everywhere at me 🥺 I’m sorry 😭🤯

Nancy: Oh.

Nancy: Now I know who it is

Grace: I won’t go, I’m so SO sorry

Nancy: He spilt coffee ALL over your [whatever she is wearing, as was planned because the level of control]

Nancy: You looked so good, that is entirely unacceptable, so you have to go 💸💳💸 rinse him as he deserves

Grace: it was an accident but yeah

Nancy: It was a pick-up tactic, babe, he is so blatant, wow

Grace: idk I think he just slipped, it happened to me [on another occasion she was here because clumsy bitch] 😳🙄

Nancy: Hmm, and he had this date plan just ready to go? Sounds fake but okay

Grace: it’s an apology for the accident ?? isn’t it?

Nancy: An EXPENSIVE apology that’s going to take all day and all night, come on, Gracie

Nancy: you would NOT do that if you weren’t interested, like, HELLO

Grace: I caught the vibe it wasn’t expensive to him, you know, like when you gave me [something expensive] for [no real reason] 🤷🏽‍♀️💳💸🤷🏽‍♀️

Grace: an outfit to replace mine isn’t THAT wild & ☕️ too or 🥗 but that’s cos he’s a boy & food is nbd to them either, right?

Nancy: You should ask him, if you really want to know the answer

Nancy: I COULD be wrong, but I’m not 💁‍♀️

Grace: he couldn’t be interested in me

Grace: not like that

Nancy: Why not? 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️ that negative self-talk RN

Grace: you said you know who it is, so duh, it’s obvious why not

Nancy: [full name Teddy because she did give enough clues that you could and would guess, even if this wasn’t all one evil scheme]

Nancy: He’s only James’ younger brother, not [namedrop another hot man of the era, idk, but someone entirely unattainable to us all]

Grace: BUT

Grace: he might as well be [this unattainable man] to me 🥵😭🤯 is still BEYOND real

Nancy: You’re adorable 😏😘

Nancy: I still think he’s gone about this a little shadily but you should go, if you’re this into him

Grace: 😍💖🥰💖 is too real somehow too

Nancy: You’d look hot together

Grace: I’ll mess it up before we can be seen anywhere together 😂

Nancy: No, he started it with the coffee, he owes you one fuck up

Grace: 👌🏽 but 1 gets us to [a street literally next to this coffee shop like I’ll fuck up immediately vibes] & then what?? 😂😂😂

Nancy: He’ll think you’re adorable too, obviously 😉

Grace: I’m freaking out

Nancy: Okay, breathe, girl

Grace: I can’t do this

Nancy: Yes you can, you’re SO much hotter than him, you just don’t realise it

Grace: 😭😭 everyone can already tell I’m SO far out of his league

Grace: there’s NO WAY I can go & eat in front of him, god

Nancy: They can’t because it’s not true

Nancy: Just order [something that makes you look skinty but isn’t a salad that will get in your teeth and make you look a fool, you’ve both ridden in this rodeo before] you know you’ll be safe

Grace: I wish you had come with, this wouldn’t be happening

Nancy: Okay, well, RUDE 😣

Nancy: only wanting me there so you don’t have to impress this boy

Grace: I’m never gonna be able to impress him

Grace: with what?? how? 🤡

Nancy: 😼😼😼😼😼

Grace: he can have anyone he wants

Nancy: Annnnnnnnnd

Nancy: who is he trying to take out right now?

Grace: you think he’s shady & up to something, you said so

Nancy: Up to trying to link with you, not mug you, girl

Grace: okay, okay, I’ll go… 🙈🙉🙊

Nancy: Don’t act like you don’t want to, hoe 🥴🥴😩

Grace: I’m 🙏🏽 harder than black nan has EVER insisted that’ll be me & the vibe by tonight tbh 🤤😵‍💫 you’re NOT wrong

Nancy: I SO need to get myself out of the flat… Now I have to scroll my contacts for a link

Grace: what about [someone she wouldn’t be caught dead with for some reason, just to show how Grace doesn’t have a clue lol] ??

Nancy: UMM, I am not going to SACRIFICE myself for your 😸 sis

Nancy: I’d rather be mad 😂

Grace: UM drama, I thought you liked him

Grace: there was a serious 😻 vibe the last time I was here

Nancy: Not anymore, honey

Nancy: [some drama even if you’ve made it up, just like it’s a no from me sis] 😷😷😷

Grace: oh damn 👌🏽👌🏽

Nancy: Don’t worry, I won’t get in your way regardless 🤞

Grace: 🤞🏽🤍🙏🏽🤍

Grace: but don’t YOU worry, I’m 1000x more likely to get in my own way

Nancy: Please, the boy is PARCHED 🥵

Grace: me too 🥛🥴😩

Nancy: It has been a MINUTE for real… you remember how to do it all, yeah? 😜

Nancy: We don’t have time for me to show you

Grace: like riding a 🚲 yeah? 😣

Nancy: More like riding a 🐎

Grace: he IS v tall so 👀🙏🏽🤍🤞🏽

Nancy: 😂😂 I could ask around if you don’t wanna waste your time…

Grace: 😂😂

Nancy: don’t worry I won’t ask him when I call him to talk about you 🤫

Grace: if he was older you’d straight up be calling him & I’d need to hear it from you

Nancy: Bitch, he’s in Uni unlike you still a schoolgirl 🎀🍭🍼👶

Grace: yeah his 1st year of, he literally started this month

Nancy: Yeah, I know, Ava and him used to hang out

Grace: I know that’s why I’m 😱😱😱

Grace: do you think they…??? HUNG OUT hung out or just

Nancy: 🤔🧐💭

Nancy: she doesn’t tell me anything, never has, you know that

Grace: I know I can’t compete with ANY of the girls he’s used to hanging out with, even if they didn’t like that

Nancy: He don’t seem to think so

Grace: we don’t know what he’s 🤔💭 though

Nancy: He’s trying to take you out, we know that 💸💳💰🥂🍴🍽️🍾👗👠💃

Grace: it feels fake 💸💳💰🥂🍴🍽️🍾👗👠💃 if something seems too good to be true then…

Nancy: What's the worst that can happen though? Don’t let him take any photos, keep it clean, he clearly wants THAT much

Grace: idk humiliation?! 😭💔 but you’re right ❌📸🥂🚫🍾⛔️ & it’ll be fine, I’LL be in control

Nancy: You don’t know anyone he knows, not really

Nancy: Even if he was to tell everyone, he wouldn’t because I would hear it too

Grace: I’m gonna chill I s2g

Grace: your damage control would make the 😭💔 basically non-existent like always, I’m overreacting also like always 🙄😂

Nancy: EVERYONE knows I would end them if they said anything about you, him included, it’s not happening 😤🙅‍♀️

Grace: 🤍🤍🤍 EVERYONE knows ilysm 🤍🤍🤍

Nancy: The most, even when you end up dating Teddy

Nancy: You have to swear right now

Grace: ofc the MOST, boys come & go esp the 🥵😭🤯 ones, you’re forever

Nancy: No one is ever going to have your back like me, that’s on blood 💞🩸💕

Grace: it’s on god too, doing me literally this ONE favour in life so far 🙏🏽🤍🙏🏽

Nancy: Serious, I be constantly counting my blessing for him giving me you

Nancy: How else would I survive this family? 💀💀

Grace: too real

Grace: I definitely wouldn’t have survived it

Nancy: You were SUCH a mess 🥺😭

Grace: & a 🎀🍭🍼👶🏽

Nancy: My baby, truly

Grace: Who ELSE has raised me?? 💞🩸💕 I owe it ALL to you 🥺😭

Nancy: I mean… 😶

Nancy: I wouldn’t be without you, I can’t wait for you to finally move here permanently

Grace: SO soon 🙌🏽🍾

Nancy: I’ve missed you SOOOOO much [in the short time you’ve been away, no doubt]

Nancy: Promise we can [something y’all would like to do] tomorrow after your date?

Grace: OMG me too!! we have to, this boy can’t be allowed to cut hardcore into OUR time, I’d die 🥺🥺

Nancy: You better let him know 📢

Grace: [sending her dressing room style pics of all the outfits Teddy is clearly making her try on atm like I’m a bit busy rn soz lol]

Nancy: I LOVE the [whatever we actually think is the least flattering on her] SO major 😽

Grace: he says it’s his fave too, it must be the one 💸💳💸

Nancy: 💯

Nancy: You can’t doubt he has taste now

Grace: 😳😳

Grace: as long as I can wear it to [the restaurant he said he was going to take her to]... I can, right??

Nancy: You totally could…

Nancy: I take it you aren’t coming back to get changed or anything?

Grace: do you think I should fr??

Grace: like, maybe, that’s a good idea to keep him waiting for a sec 💡👏🏽

Grace: if you PROMISE not to be in his grill giving him the 3rd the ENTIRE time

Nancy: It’s just so like a man to not consider you might want to freshen up before going out out

Nancy: It isn’t like you beat your face for [the restaurant] when you left for coffee, was all I was thinking

Nancy: And who do you think I am?

Grace: oh no!! oh GOD!! do I look THAT bad?? 💀💀

Grace: I’ve gotta check those pics I sent again 😷😷😷 HOLD ON…

Nancy: No, of course you don’t

Nancy: I just know I wouldn’t want to go out feeling less than totally smoking, that’s all

Grace: change of plan, I’m coming back ASAP

Nancy: Okay, chill out, let the boy pay first at least

Nancy: don’t wanna look like you’re running away with the ‘fit

Grace: I said ASAP, babes, not RN

Nancy: Good, it isn’t a complete emergency 😌

Grace: it’ll be calm, yeah? he can, like, play with your new dog or something while I rescue this 🚑🚨

Nancy: ??

Nancy: Are you accusing ME or HIM of being a social idiot? DUH, it’ll be totally chill, girl

Grace: no, I just feel bad making you entertain the boy for HOWEVER long, that’s all

Nancy: Hun, I entertain all the time, it is not hard

Nancy: He can help himself to a drink and I’ll stay out of his way, if you don’t trust me…

Grace: OMG no, of course I do! with my life

Grace: I’m sorry, forget I even said all that idk what I was 💭 or trying to 💬

Nancy: Just let me know when you guys are on your way back, I’ll be busy

Grace: please don’t be busy! I NEED your help

Nancy: 💭

Grace: I’m so SO sorry, please PLEASE help me

Nancy: Okay but you do already owe me a [her coffee order] so don’t think the list isn’t growing by the second

Grace: they have [something designer and boujee Nancy wants that has just come out or whatever] here, I could bring it with too when I come back… ?? 🎁💌

Nancy: 🙌👏 That is what I’m talking about

Grace: & your ☕️ but that’s obvs less exciting

Nancy: Meh, I am EXHAUSTED 😅

Grace: 👌🏽👌🏽 I hear you [things she is adding to this coffee order to make it like crack, extra shots and stuff idk but you know what I mean] coming up, hun 🙌🏽

Nancy: I’ll be cleaning up the bottles from last night so he doesn’t think you’re a hot mess 🤪

Grace: 🙏🏽🤍🙏🏽 thank you!! I feel like one, trust & that would be the day I run into someone so

Nancy: Don’t even, I’ve seen him ON IT, he can’t say shit 😏

Grace: 😈 or 😇 behaviour, I KNOW what he’s LOOKING like still

Nancy: 🥛

Grace: 😋

Nancy: 😂 You are such a slut

Grace: for him, guilty 👩‍⚖️

Nancy: Mhmm

Grace: the things he’s saying, it’d be illegal NOT to, like a crime against 😍💖🥰💖

Nancy: Y’all are cute

Grace: he is, I can’t deal

Nancy: You’d think you were a virgin, omg, you haven’t been like this since [whoever she was last with]

Grace: shhh, thank god I’m actually not

Grace: BUT I didn’t think I could be this interested, you know, like I was before they told me I had the M, back when I was a real hoe

Nancy: 🥺 that’s really quite sweet

Grace: idk I don’t wanna jinx myself or anything, I just feel like if I did sleep with him, MAYBE it might be good ??! & I’ll like it instead of having to be super fake about it

Nancy: There are ways about that if you weren’t so shy

Grace: yeah?

Nancy: Of course, you’re like ENTIRELY too focused on the boy having a good time, I’ve always said that

Grace: cos I want him to

Nancy: Boys aren’t that dumb

Nancy: and only the rapey ones don’t care when it’s super obvious how hard you’re faking enjoying being there

Grace: but it’s not SUPER obvious, is it? it can’t be

Nancy: 🤷‍♀️

Nancy: If some guy started fake moaning in your ear and then fake shot a load on your back, how would you feel?

Grace: bad

Grace: but I can’t get into why I’m not feeling it with every guy, esp when they take it like a challenge instead of like a fact that my sex drive is just 💀👻

Nancy: You must be kinda into it though or like… why makeout with them or whatever? You know what I mean?

Grace: I don’t wanna die alone, or be the weird one at the party

Nancy: You aren’t going to die alone, not EVERY guy is sex-mad either, maybe Teddy isn’t

Nancy: or you’ll find a guy who isn’t

Grace: I wanna be normal & date normal guys

Nancy: You wouldn’t want someone to call you not normal for it… there’s loads of reasons people aren’t always thinking about or wanting it

Grace: ugh, okay, I know… I just mean, if he wants to, I hope I can & this feeling I have rn stays

Nancy: Work out what your body can do… make adjustments where it fails, there’s so much out there to help these days

Grace: talking about it makes me feel like I need to start a support group with Billie or something, I hate it 😭💔

Grace: I wanna be enough

Nancy: Hello, she should be your inspo, look at the men she still attracts

Nancy: Do you masturbate often?

Grace: no offence to her, she isn’t, it’s all too tragic

Grace: please, I wasn’t doing that before, why would I start now?

Nancy: Oh, LORD 🤦‍♀️

Nancy: You have so much to learn

Grace: don’t come for my life rn, I’m already nervous

Nancy: What are you gonna do though, when he asks you to send him videos of you touching yourself?

Grace: maybe he won’t ask me

Nancy: maybe

Grace: but if he does, I’ll distract him, like I have other boys, it’s not that hard

Nancy: Don’t you want him to stick around unlike other boys though?

Grace: OUCH, but okay, yeah

Nancy: No, no, not like THAT

Nancy: I can just tell you like him, I’m trying to stop you self-sabotaging, I swear

Grace: I do like him, I want him to like me

Nancy: He will, we can scheme it

Grace: what if we don’t have time? what if tonight he wants to do everything?!

Nancy: He lives with his parents and [the restaurant] is too fancy to shag in the bathroom, the attendant would have something to say

Nancy: He can’t stay over my house unless I say so

Grace: I’ll owe you more than [whatever boujee thing she has got for her and has taken a pic of as proof she’s bringing it back]

Grace: you’ll be saving my life AGAIN

Nancy: Nah, I only want what’s best for you, ALWAYS 😘😘

Grace: I just have to get through [whatever time of day meal this is/will be by the time you’ve got yourself ready now gal]

Grace: easy

Nancy: You’ve got this 🤝

Grace: thanks to you 😘😘

Nancy: We’re an us, a team, forever

Grace: I couldn’t do this without you, or lowkey anything

Nancy: Hush, baby, that’s not true

Grace: it feels true

Grace: I don’t wanna still be a mess when I move here, like I was when 🎀🍭🍼👶🏽 & you had to look after me ALL the time

Nancy: Well I’m never leaving you so you don’t have to find out if it is or isn’t 😅

Nancy: A lot has happened since then… A whole five years have passed now

Grace: [have a lil reminisce sesh in this car on the way back to her gaff like remember when this, this and this etc which I obvs won’t commit us to because we haven’t done any of it yet but breaks my heart for Grace actually nevertheless, soz not soz Teddy that she’s constantly on her phone but you’re gonna have to get used to that sir]

Nancy: [me like not so smug now are you, boy, no amount of lovebombing is going to make her trust you like this, oh Nancy, why do your own issues have to make you evil lmao]

Grace: [it’s all fun and games and I’m having a lovely evil time until I take a sec to think about this from Grace’s POV]

Nancy: [Mhmm, it’s fun to do but not to think about lol]

Grace: [me just here like, imagine, the only time she vaguely enjoys a hookup both pre and post this menopause diagnosis is if she’s drunk af because relaxed enough but then you run the risk of crying or saying messy things or being so messy peeps don’t want you and that’s so sad in itself, without even getting into all the Nancy betrayal stuff]

Nancy: [poor cow, I also think we should probably just let this play out but I did have an idea of what Nancy MIGHT try to do when this all outs and obviously Grace doesn’t want to talk to her ever again, it was like basically blaming it all on Teddy and saying she was a victim too but she couldn’t leave him ‘cos he’s that cray and she was trapped in it]

Grace: [that tracks and is such a legit and good idea, I’m glad we have it in writing here to refer back to because it might take us ages to get there unless we’re doing massive skips]

Nancy: [it made sense to me because she is 100% not letting go of what has taken her this long to master that easily, and is very a have my cake and eat it too bitch so if she could stay with Teddy and still be like omg please don’t tell anyone, I can handle this… like inevitably Grace should still free herself from you in the end hen but after her fake wedding fiasco she’s literally most vulnerable to all this again]

Grace: [mhmm, it makes sense, this all started because of how vulnerable she was, ofc Nancy isn’t gonna just pass up the opportunity to keep it going for the same reason and it’s too easy to act like Teddy is being that bitch after what he did, we should definitely do that, freeing herself could and realistically would take a long time because this has been happening for a long time]

Nancy: [yup… like Nancy never frees herself from her bullshit so you aren’t snapping out of it instantly when she dragged you into it at 13, we’re being nice and saying you do because we put you through all this shit so you deserve it unlike this gal lol]

Grace: [and because selfishly we do need you to work with Janis during the JC era and everything, plus be around her children because of Shay Mitchell having your hair gal so you can’t be a hot mess forever soz]

Nancy: [I think your beauty course will take you 2 years, you’re doing your last year now at 18, so by 20/21 you’d be done with schooling like that so even if we do it in that timeframe, you’ve still got time to come back to Ireland if you do go somewhere else/London/who can say whilst doing your course]

Grace: [yeah it’ll work out well timing wise, meanwhile in the here and now, do we wanna say y’all were just reminiscing and she was somewhat interacting with Teddy during this car ride until y’all bowl up or shall we do some more convo first before getting into all that?]

Nancy: [Hmm, I think you could show, we’ve got across the vibe of how the date is going/what Grace is like well, I thinks anyway, catch this girl so casually flipping through a magazine on the sofa like she hasn’t orchestrated all of this]

Grace: [catch this dog SO happy to see Teddy because it’s HIS dog but Grace just thinks it’s a standard excitable puppy BYE, and besides, she’s too busy giving Nancy her coffee and her gifts like she works for her Devil Wears Prada style, how that gal was with her phone is how Grace is with hers when talking to Nancy, and Teddy is just making himself comfortable af on a different sofa LOVING all this]

Nancy: [I die, oh Rex, caught in the middle much, babe, so glad this gal loves to hire staff so you aren’t being neglected at least; here like ‘Oh, hello, Teddy’ not even looking up from our magazine but rolling our eyes like we’re SO unimpressed to see him but are holding back, for Grace’s sake, of course]

Grace: [Teddy like ‘it’s lovely to see you again, darling, it’s been much too long’ as if that’s casual af and speaking it in a tone you do when you hate someone lowkey and don’t actually wanna see them ever again, but every word is so deliberately chosen because he means them with feeling, Grace flapping because she’s gotta go get ready and it will take AGES because she’s her and she feels awkward about just leaving this boy here for a million reasons, to the point said boy literally waves her away like UGH GO, as if it’s playful but we know]

Nancy: [Using your coffee to gesture towards your bar moment before taking a sip before you speak ‘Do help yourself’ like you aren’t even going to dignify any of that with a response but we can meet your eye momentarily, which just looks like we’re actually acknowledging your existence and not what you just said and what it actually means, likewise waving Grace away like, girl, go, shouting after her to borrow and use xyz, whatever she would want to, you know the vibe, flashing her the ‘it’s fine’ smile about it all]

Grace: [imma switch to him fully because Grace is gone and she’s gonna be a thousand years probably despite trying to hurry up, hold on]

Teddy: [this boy playing the not at all dangerous game of HOLDING her gaze the entire time Grace is walking away and as he pours whatever drink he is and downs it because the nightmare of a day he’s had so far having to be with Grace being the vibe, never once breaking eye contact nbd]

Nancy: [screaming at your screen to turn around bitch but of course you’re running to this spare room/the en-suite because you’re in an absolute panic, raising a brow so pointedly when she shuts the door behind her like WELL ‘Good day?’ half accusatory like she’s sussing him and his intentions out on Grace’s behalf and the other conversationally as if this is casual and you don’t have the play by play from Grace and their plan from beforehand]

Teddy: [putting down and leaving his empty glass on whatever this bar situation is, walking over to the sofa she’s sat on and sitting down next to her ‘Oh, you know’ like peeps say that casually in a convo with a shrug when they’re slightly embarrassed or don’t know what to say etc but really because he knows damn well she has the full tea]

Nancy: [the ‘hm’ again sounding partially accusatory but also amused because yes we DO know, in any version of events, we know honey, looking at the space between y’all on this sofa like you’re like why the hell have you sat this close to me but really you’re just thinking about being closer, then looking at your wrist, the watch on it ‘what time do you plan to have her back by?’]

Teddy: [picking up her hand like he’s gonna hold it because his fave thing but dropping it into said space instead like a reminder of the car moment when she GRIPPED that seat between them, doing his own ‘hm’ kinda sound, as if he’s mocking hers, but really he’s just making a sound again to be like remember all the !! ones I can and could, touching her wrist when she looks at it, but again only momentarily ‘midnight?’ obvs for the cinderella vibes, allowing your tone to be more mocking than you could get away with in front of Grace cos she’s probably got water running and shit anyway]

Nancy: [when your sofa is probably also leather like the car seat because flex despite the fact it isn’t as comfortable, it’s expensive, so you are happily reenacting that seat grab here now because of course you know what he’s referring to, it was his favourite thing; shrugging even though you do allow yourself to smirk because yeah, she isn’t about to burst back in half made up, we all know that ‘as long as you can still get yourself home fine after’ ‘cos not staying here, honey]

Teddy: [watching her do the 2nd seat grab as intently as he did the 1st, duh, doing a sigh that could very much be I sure do wish Grace would hurry the hell up but we know isn’t and is purely in response and instead of any kind of noise because too much of a pro to slip up that easily or that soon, his eyes lighting up a lil at her smirk cos love to see it and he knows how much fun she’s already having cos hard same ‘of course, I’ll be tucked up in bed, alone, by [whatever time is feasible for travelling back to his]’ the alone being so pointedly in ref to their previous convo when he said he was all alone and what they ended up doing cos not above suggesting that happens again, despite it seeming like he’s suggesting he’s gonna be the perfect gent to Grace]

Nancy: [do your own louder sigh, as if you’re mocking him how he mocked you, like leave the gal alone, this takes time but again, of course it is to remind you right back ‘good’ and the way we sound SO happy about it is purely because you understand are being the gentleman we know Grace wants you to be, obviously, the way we’re grinning isn’t just because we’re loving this]

Teddy: [‘happy?’ said like she’s being Grace’s overprotective and impossible to please big sister like ugh are you happy now but he’s purely just acknowledging how much she’s loving this, doing his own grin to match hers]

Nancy: [‘She will be’ saying this in a hushed tone despite the fact you are almost certain Grace can’t hear anything beyond the sound of y’all having a very short and sweet convo in here, ‘cos got to get across who actually wants you to go home, cuffing his shoulder like there, there, only squeezing it for the briefest of secs]

Teddy: [looking at her nails as she does that, a very lingering LOOK about it because what’s been said about them, no notes]

Nancy: [biting the corner of your mouth a little, clearly thinking about something now he’s brought your attention to your nails, suddenly and without hesitation grabbing his hand and laying it back down in your lap so you can DIG your nails into the palm of his hand, because if it marks, he could have done that himself, it’s not down the back suspicious, not that Grace plans on seeing that tonight, thanking you]

Teddy: [letting his hand REALLY move in her lap for that second while she does this because simply MUST, likewise biting his own lip because necessary for all the reasons and she said about using her teeth too so THINKING about it]

Nancy: [glad you would’ve also thought to put music on before they got here, appearing like you’re not trying to have any awkward silences, but it just helps cover when you’re blatantly not talking and if you were to talk about anything that would be a little bit off, once again having to SQUEEZE your legs tightly together once his hand isn’t in the way to crush because the mood ‘you like her?’ like you’re just getting down to the business of gauging his intentions but really, you blatantly want him to think of a way to doublespeak right now]

Teddy: [having to grab and SQUEEZE her leg on her thigh hard enough to leave his own marks because Grace will frankly be too distracted to care and if she wasn’t it’s easily hideable in october so ‘we’ve been having a lot of fun today’ because true, could mean Grace and him, could mean Nancy and him, both are real af, obvious af emphasis on a LOT as he does this SQUEEZE just because]

Nancy: [Grace knows that Nancy is usually a hoe in comparison anyway, I’m sure she isn’t jumping to that conclusion, just thinking you had your own hookup today whilst she was gallivanting with this boy, hence there is not a suggestion of stopping you rn, only doing a sharp intake of breath in response before you reply, having breathed back out so it’s steady ‘that’s what she deserves’ we all know what’s being said there]

Teddy: [‘yes, she’s very deserving of all of it’ we know what’s being said there about Grace and the suggestion of Nancy being the she in question and what she deserves too lol because he’s shifting his body slightly closer in this seat to make it even more blatant]

Nancy: [nodding purely as a way to move your head closer to his whilst the pretense of not intending to do so stands, like you aren’t shamelessly staring at his crotch again ‘you better treat her right then’]

Teddy: [‘I promise I will’ as shamelessly because DUH, moving in a way that’s less about getting closer to her like a sec ago and more like a reenactment of the car again]

Nancy: [a noise that is ‘good’ without saying the word again, to also be able to make a noise which is far easier and what we actually wanna do right now ‘she’ll be ages’ said in an affectionate but like btw manner, because she will but the DARING him to do something is all in the eye contact as we say it]

Teddy: [doing another sigh as if this one is affectionate too like oh you @ Grace but he really just needs to likewise make a sound/do a dramatic breath about this, STARING back at her, letting the moment drag so she’s thinking about all the things he might do and letting the anticipation really heighten how !! they are]

Nancy: [leaning back against your end of the sofa, like you’re just getting comfortable and not also recreating the vibe in the car, putting your feet up in the gap that is between y’all]

Teddy: [leaning forwards and fully over her to recreate the vibe of when she was lying on her bed and he kissed her goodbye, as if he’s kissing her hello now cos this feels like the first moment they are alone and being themselves]

Nancy: [has no qualms fully kissing you right now because how confident we are that we know Grace, aka that she would never come out before she was fully made up in front of this boy and that she is nowhere near to that goal]

Teddy: [he’ll be here DYING about it for that first split second because didn’t expect her to despite also knowing Grace isn’t likely to appear yet clearly, but then kissing her back with all the !! he has]

Nancy: [finally giving this boy something with how ferociously you are making out with him, partly because you just HAVE to but also because you can’t linger so hard and fast is the vibe here, as is the way we’re not at all subtly feeling all over him where we wanna]

Teddy: [what a MOOD, when she inevitably breaks this kiss sooner than his liking because that’s the vibe always, with the same suddenness and lack of hesitation as she used when she dug her nails into his palm, going back in to bite her lip really hard because something she could have done herself/could have happened during the fictional hookup she’s having while the notp are busy]

Nancy: [touching your lip as if you’re fully in shock and you’re checking it’s bleeding, because it will be, but you only want to get this blood onto your fingers so you can smear it over his bottom lip for him to lick off, so !! in everything we’re doing, obviously]

Teddy: [touching his lip first so it gets on his fingers too, so he can not only lick his lips but them too and do the absolute most about it for her for all those reminders]

Nancy: [the ‘fuck’ more or less just being mouthed but the sound that does actually escape is so highkey because couldn’t be more about this]

Teddy: [doing the thing where you could just be wiping your hand on the sofa cushion but you’re again doing the absolute most while you’re there and reaching her hers as well as grabbing said cushion]

Nancy: [holding his hand, as quickly and without warning as you started kissing him, squeezing it again as if you haven’t got time to be even a little gentle about any of this]

Teddy: [holding her hand as dramatically because so with her on it all, before he, with the same without warning energy, puts her wedding ring finger in his mouth and starts really going to town on it, not at all casually]

Nancy: [having to press your mouth hard against the crook of your elbow and look away from his antics like if you didn’t, you would truly say something that even Grace could hear, once you’ve regained enough composure that you don’t blurt anything out but your breathing is still shallow af, look and I mean LOOK back at him, copy what he’s doing to you on him, however more compromising a position that puts you in, as is the point]

Teddy: [STARING at the blood that’s bound to be in the crook of her elbow from her lip until she’s LOOKING at him and he has to LOOK back, however much these antics are making him die and he’s pushing his crotch into her]

Nancy: [PRESSING your lips against the palm of his hand that is covered in your nail indentations, letting him feel how you are breathing, whilst also pulling his body closer into yours like yeah, do it, do what, I ask you, who can say]

Teddy: [having to use the palm of his other hand, shamelessly, to muffle a noise that he can’t help but make about all this, which is dangerously close to sounding like her name because they love to be blatant and live that on the edge so he’s gotta]

Nancy: [using the weight of your body to flip who’s pushing their body at who and pinning him on this sofa like SHUT UP, letting him up before you remotely want to but you straddling him even in a fight vibe is not one you can explain away, the way you’re then acting like you didn’t just do that and going to your bar to get a drink because you did and drinking is what must be done about how intense this is]

Teddy: [doing the hottest of hot lols when she gets up and acts like that didn’t happen again because love this gal for that and as far as Grace is concerned, she can just hear you loling which is a good thing, the pair of you getting along]

Nancy: [smirking at him again from the bar and over your drink, shaking your head like he did it and you can’t believe it, or that laugh was somehow more egregious ‘Don’t you want another?’ indicating whatever you’re having and then his empty glass]

Teddy: [‘that would be nice’ coming over to this bar to make it so he can be so in her grill, obviously, it’s a cliche for a reason and ruster lowkey invented it so I have to]

Nancy: [WATCHING him like you aren’t inches away from him and you are fascinated ‘I wish you could stay’ whispered in his ear because just true but he can’t and that ain’t even on you this time]

Teddy: [‘so do I’ into her neck before he kisses it, in contrast really softly so there’s no chance of any marks being left and barely any sound being made]

Nancy: [the softness startling you more than any dramatic sudden roughness would ever ‘she said you were saying nice things’ like he’s lovebombing you now to show how he does it]

Teddy: [doing a lil mhmm kind of noise into her neck for how that would feel, playing with her hair a lil bit, to make it fall over there and hide him as if he could then get away with absolutely anything and that’s why he has to]

Nancy: [‘she told me everything’ emphasising the EVERYTHING so you don’t have to address how only now are you slightly blushing]

Teddy: [‘I can’t wait to tell you’ because lord, his side of the story compared to hers, sis, they aren’t ready for the fun they are gonna have, lowkey licking her neck about this, dangerously close to licking her face in the manner the dog has, for that reminder too]

Nancy: [‘midnight’ like it’s a date you’re setting for y’all right here and now, pushing your booty back into his crotch shamelessly because feeling a type of way ‘I’ll be waiting up’]

Teddy: [repeating it back like he’s purely doing it to agree/confirm but we all know it’s for how indecently it sounds cos of how he’s feeling and that move ‘I’ll keep you up’ the all night being unspoken but heavily implied by the way he’s pushing his crotch into her]

Nancy: [reaching back to find his hand, guiding in to your own crotch, on top of your clothes at first which I imagine is only some loungewear type shorts, further directing his fingers to the edge of said shorts like you want him to go underneath ‘same’ said with your own hot lol]

Teddy: [do go for it and go underneath what few clothes she’s bothered to put on because why wouldn’t you, you’ve gotten away with this much and you know you have time]

Nancy: [the way you are beyond soaked is not going to be lost on him, or how long you’ve been like this, clearly being all day, tightening the grip your hand has on his]

Teddy: [barely finishing the word ‘fuck’ about this before he’s doing the absolutely most touching her and going SO hard immediately because that about it]

Nancy: [‘for you’ like you’re handing him another drink and not yourself, fully dropping all your weight into what he’s doing with his hands, thus making it deeper and harder because you have to ‘Teddy’ really pausing between syllables so even though it’s a whisper it is hitting so !!]

Teddy: [doing the most moving like he’s likewise giving her himself on hearing her say that for you, with no pause in his other antics, really doing as much as we can, only adding to it with the lovebite he’s giving too when she says his name like that, somewhere whatever top she is wearing rn covers so Grace won’t see it immediately upon coming out of the bathroom/spare room, but he simply HAS TO, pull those clothes aside with his face and do that rn because !!!]

Nancy: [when you instinctively go to pull your clothes off to the point you have fully flashed before you remember you have to keep them on and pull that top back down grumpily, ‘give it to me’ in the same cross manner like he can, like you have time, really pushing against his crotch in the most blatant dryhump ever ‘now’]

Teddy: [dragging her head and face to him roughly in a hot move because he’s grumpy her clothes have to stay on too, then using that hand he dragged her face to him with to grope her boob as dramatically for the same reason like he’s so mad they’re not out, still kissing her, while the other one is doing the most inside of her until he pauses momentarily to pull her shorts down more than they are ‘take it’ like they can hook up rn because lbr you almost are]

Nancy: [at least your gasp is into his mouth by this point because it would be loud and blatant, to go with how dangerous everything y’all are now doing is, bending over at the waist to make the most of how basically off your shorts are now, the dare of it all as you repeat yourself essentially ‘take me’]

Teddy: [idk what trousers you showed up for this coffee date in sir but regardless, undoing them, because we see your dare and we raise you gal, love that you’re doing this one handed so that the other one is digging into the lovebite he did, and he hasn’t stopped kissing her either, the skill, I could never ‘now’ as she said it, but also not at all, cos a !! demand actually]

Nancy: [sorry to interrupt but Grace is going to in some form, either shouting or blowing up this gals phone with her dramatic SOS’s, either way, we would be shooketh to our core and the leap away from you is as dramatic, rearranging our clothes and our thoughts before going to see what this gal needs]

Teddy: [y’all deserve her cockblock of whatever crisis she’s having so I don’t feel sorry for you, the way he’s gonna be sat so casually, flicking through the same magazine she was when he and Grace came in, composed and as if none of that happened is actually insane, regardless of whether Grace is there or it’s just Nancy coming back]

Nancy: [it is what you deserve, both of y’all, ignoring the fact this will do nothing to deter you obvs and you’ll just be getting a thrill off of how close that was, now talking to her like nothing happened etc etc, ugh, at least we stopped y’all though because necessary; I imagine that both bedrooms doors come off this living space, so when we exit the spare room, we’re hopping into ours like we might fully ignore you but we’re leaving the door open pointedly]

Teddy: [I’m genuinely determined to see how long we can cockblock y’all because it’s fun and more believable in this scenario than most, honestly, this boy so amused by her antics and the fact Grace is still not ready and appearing despite the help]

Nancy: [not ignoring you but are going to lay on our bed and try to deal with how overwhelmed our entire being is real quick]

Nancy: just don’t ever let her check your phone to prove what a trustworthy guy you are 👌

Teddy: Who do you think I am?

Nancy: Who does she think you are, more the question

Teddy: 💝🧸💐 as promised

Nancy: how like her to get it so wrong…

Teddy: How like me to be so convincing

Nancy: 🙄 You didn’t do terribly

Teddy: But that’s terrible praise, you can do much better

Nancy: I’m not praising you yet, you’ve barely done anything

Teddy: You’re lying in bed because of what I’ve barely done

Nancy: That’s to me, that’s a different type of barely

Teddy: Precisely, what I’m doing to her is different

Nancy: Is it?

Teddy: Night & day

Nancy: very literally for the time being

Teddy: You should be praising me for barely doing anything, it’s the point

Nancy: Did I say you were doing a bad job?

Teddy: You’re doing your absolute best to avoid telling me I’m doing a good one

Nancy: Why do you want me to?

Teddy: Because you don’t want to

Nancy: Idiot

Teddy: [not him standing in her doorway again like he did the last time he was here, giving identical vibes because I’m sure he’s loving this dog again, like say it to my face if you wanna say it gal lol lol, doing a ahem kind of noise to get her attention like a diva]

Nancy: [the ‘can I help you?’ Like you’re trying to chill and he’s being an annoying guest that needs to know where something is not at all matching the smile you give him as he’s stood there loving upon this dog]

Teddy: [throwing a ball or something for this dog at the bed so he jumps on her because this boy cannot but very much wishes he could, nothing to see here Grace, just playing with a puppy nbd, we’re just giving this dog the types of praise she could be giving us like we’re helping her to come up with what she could say, you know the vibes]

Nancy: [being like OI at this pup in the faux mad way like watch it you, very purposefully only giving this dog physical affection and keeping our mouth closed for now though, shaking our head like oh you, obviously at Teddy and not Rex]

Teddy: [throw this ball or toy back towards the living room so you can go sit back down because you’re thinking Grace might actually be done soon, though knowing her I doubt it sir but you don’t very well, purposely giving her such a SMILE as he leaves, all smug and buzzing]

Nancy: [when you know damn well she won’t be so you can smile as smugly/sweetly back like oh honey, good luck, start getting ready yourself but we’re obviously not shutting the door because we’re not Grace and we don’t care if you see, as it is kinda the point]

Teddy: [go back and annoy this dog for literally no more than a few minutes before you’re bored af because the sort of boy you clearly are, come back and throw yourself down on the bed she is now out of, could be casual houseguest/sort of friends behaviour but it’s y’all so it isn’t, neither is his ‘entertain me’ though if Grace heard it, it would seem so]

Nancy: [not looking back but stopping whatever you’re doing when he so unceremoniously throws himself down and demands attention ‘It isn’t you I’m concerned with entertaining’ as you start to brush your hair again/whatever you were in the middle of, but obviously you’re using this as an excuse to make a show of it all, taking off whatever top you have on so you’re just in your bra like you don’t wanna ruin your hair or get makeup on your outfit ‘why don’t you find something to watch?’]

Teddy: [just shamelessly watching her do this ofc, like that’s the thing he’s found to watch and all he needs to keep him entertained, no notes, nevertheless more background noise is always welcome when y’all so put something on whether that’s a TV in here or his phone blaring, it doesn’t matter because he truly does not care]

Nancy: [enjoying the feeling of him watching you too much, obviously the vibe is that you’re having someone over so you're not getting ready to go out hence you can take FOREVER picking out lingerie to put on, throwing a couple options at him on the bed ‘what do you think?’ as you’re sitting down at your vanity moment to put on that makeup specifically to be ruined energy]

Teddy: [he’ll also be taking FOREVER scrutinising the options she threw at him, making noises like he’s thinking and a purposely very focused attention face so she knows he is and he still has his priorities right as he holds them up, makes a big show of touching them etc and generally doing the most with what he’s been given ‘try this one’ like it’s casual and a friendly suggestion and you’re not just straight up telling her to model this for you rn]

Nancy: [is now just STARING at you staring at this underwear like it is the most important question of all time, holding either side of the stool we’re sat on as if it’s the only thing keeping us here on it, especially with how we’re leaning forward again; eventually putting your hand out like okay, give it back, heading to your en-suite moment like you’re going to get changed in there but instead leaving the door open a crack so he can still see but it’s like you made some effort to get changed in privacy and you just didn’t realise he could still see you doing it]

Teddy: [it’s the LINGERING hand touch that’s a hand hold as he gives whatever lingerie he has chosen back to her, very much the energy of he’s this close to pulling her towards him and onto this bed too but resisting because of how much fun it is to then spy on her getting changed like this, eventually doing a loud ‘well?’ how peeps do when the door is shut and can’t see but wanna know how you’re doing in there and how you look]

Nancy: [lingering is the word, likewise it would be very easy to pull you into this bathroom and just go for it but we cannot when there are games to be played, so we’re turning, like we’re looking at ourself from all angles, as well as letting him do the same obviously, making a hmm kind of noise like you’re not sure, leaning on this door frame to LOOK at him ‘show me what you like about it’ emphasis on the YOU like we aren’t seeing it but we wanna be convinced]

Teddy: [this boy shamelessly reaching through the gap in this door to touch her and this lingerie the way he did when he was holding it up before like he’s just wordlessly commenting on how the colour or cut of it or both compliments her skin tone and her body, all nbd]

Nancy: [the intake of breath is luckily only loud enough for him to hear, and he’ll be able to feel it with how he’s now holding you in this lingerie moment anyway, tilting your head up to look him in the eye because fully !! ‘will my date like it?’ basically mouthed but you’re close enough that you can hear those sounds, what we sound like, even at that volume]

Teddy: [‘he’ll love it’ emphasis on love, like correction, but we all know he’s just gotta, the same way he’s gotta touch the lovebite he gave her earlier which was covered but is now exposed and looking !! I’m sure, but touching it softly and barely to match the vibe of how they’re speaking]

Nancy: [shifting to stand on your tiptoes, reaching up to kiss his cheek like you’re just saying thanks and not ILY, taking one of his hands from wherever it is roaming and holding it in yours, linking the fingers ‘maybe you’re celibate’ as a proper whisper ‘waiting for marriage’ with a tiny snort but just basically like I don’t even want you to bang her rn]

Teddy: [‘you need a pair of heels’ when she’s on her tiptoes as if it’s just a friendly hold on this will complete the lewk, but we all know he just wants to pick a pair out for her and make her wear them when he can bear to tear himself away, going to do that, but not before he whispers back ‘I could’ve found god, she’d like that’ because Grace is a believer even if she’s not going as hard as shit nan about it, all that forced church time has had an effect and Samantha has a cross tat that he would have seen so]

Nancy: [nod almost like you’re tearing yourself out of some sort of daydream here, like yes, you’re right, I ABSOLUTELY do, because our mind has gone there as well and we’re as into it, sit yourself down on the edge of your bed so you can put your feet up and make him put them on you too ‘you certainly need reforming’ at a more conversational tone like you’re just bantsing in here, ‘cos you a hoe, boy, we all know lol]

Teddy: [doing the MOST before, during and after, putting these heels on her to show that he is still a hoe, shoutout to that one of her exes who had a foot fetish because sir soz but he’s outdoing you rn in every possible way ‘yes, I certainly do��]

Nancy: [what a casual flex to be more about it purely because you’re into this boy and clearly your ex cringed you out in lots of ways that weren’t just his fetish because you ain’t exactly a prude lmao, biting your lip again so you don’t make indecent noises about this ‘Only be a shame for the scene’ the AND ME obvious but left unspoken]

Teddy: [going to her vanity and picking out the reddest lip he can find because she needs it to hide her literally bloody and bruised lip from the way y’all are carrying on, holding it out to her the same way the lingerie was held out duh ‘the scene’s already lost me’ because that could be said because he wants Grace not you so it’s fine]

Nancy: [making the ‘awh’ sound so you can make any, also using it to pucker your lips and put this on without looking because a skill and a moment in itself, especially when you’re this on edge because of everything]

Teddy: [again so shamelessly watching her do this and when she has kissing her, but the quickest peck ever like it’s purely to blot this lip how she would do with a tissue if she had one to hand]

Nancy: [allowing the sound you make against his lips to be feral because it is as sudden and as brief as the peck, again, acting like you didn’t]

Teddy: [literally spinning her around in as feral and as forceful of a sudden move like you can’t look at her rn or you’ll just DIE, which is true but also you just need to be standing like you were earlier so she knows and can feel how that sound made him feel because he can’t pretend it didn’t happen]

Nancy: [your hand flying to your mouth without you thinking, inspecting the red smudge on your palm with so much !! and showing him as you’re pushing him back so he’ll have to sit on your bed and you can sit inbetween his legs and feel him like that, don’t also just wanna be in bed with you right now, not at all ‘me too’ kind of seemingly in response to nothing but we mean it for all the things like yeah, I am that turned on too and yeah, I could not give a shit about the scene rn either etc etc]

Teddy: [catch this boy indecently licking her palm in a way that’s again giving dog and also showing off exactly what his tongue can and wants to do, we can all pretend it’s for the benefit of her being able to touch or grab anywhere without accidentally getting lipstick on him, cos true, but really he just wants to do it ‘I’m so happy we’ve reached this understanding’ as if it’s again conversational and could be about anything including Grace but we all know what he’s really saying, he’s so glad she feels the same about it all]

Nancy: [not us praising him like he is Rex doing this, this pup like que? Soz lil man but we need to be extra in a way it would only be appropriate for her to be talking to you like rn so here we are ‘you’re a real pal’ like you’re getting along famously, which, yeah but not like that, finally taking that hand back to palm along the front of his bottoms because gotta feel it more than we are already obviously ‘when are you going to let me?’ in a frustrated hushed voice, like he’s the one who keeps putting a stop to it all lol]

Teddy: [so glad personally you are both weird hoes because there’s no hiding how into everything she’s saying and her puppy voice he is, and even if there was, he isn’t, and is only letting her know more with the way he’s positioning her in his lap and grabbing her hard enough to leave a mark like he did either with her thigh but at her waist or wherever, a hot lol at them being besties cos it could just be a lol if Grace hears it and it’s the safest sound for rn, touching her the same way, though she has basically no clothes on so it’s even more !! ‘when you marry me’ like it’s carrying on the no sex before marriage bants purely, but how he’s saying it is too serious]

Nancy: [lmao honestly, the way we’re so dead at you liking this is just proof how well suited you are in so many ways, keeping this puppy praise going for as long as we can deal, joining in on your hot lol when we can’t do any more without getting LOUD about it in a way you aren’t hiding from anyone ‘when you’re worth the wait’ like religious flex lol lol but we’re saying you could be, maybe; moving your hand to his waistband to see if he’ll stop you]

Teddy: [giving her a literal slap on the wrist, but in such a hot way, don’t actually wanna stop you, just wanna hit you for obvious reasons lol]

Nancy: [when you can do a GASP ‘cos you might’ve just messed up your makeup or he could’ve thrown something at you to be annoying, nothing to see here ‘come on!’ as if you’re just pure frustrated at whatever happened there and aren’t more forcefully trying to touch him more now]

Teddy: [here just having a playfight so he can throw her around this bed, excuse us Grace, don’t appear rn thank you, turning it into a pillow fight again in a hot way, muffling all the sounds he’s getting her to make by alternatively pushing her face into it when it’s on the bed or putting it over her face at different points]

Nancy: [thank GOD that lipstick was already fucked because you’re going to need to stay in your room fixing your face so it doesn’t look like you’ve already hooked up with someone before Grace has even gone lol, safe to say we are dying and also fighting back because at least you don’t need to hold back here]

Teddy: [soz but they need to relieve some of this tension and this is a safer way of doing it, mind your business a minute here Grace, we can have the dog get involved and try and save her how Tyson and Bruno used to do so y’all don’t get any more carried away and also his barking will cover y’all]

Nancy: [this is the only feasible way to do it and thinking the dog has probably shook Grace into action can have us pushing you out and putting on a silky robe moment over what we’re wearing to sort our face for real/try to breathe]

Teddy: [mhmm, get away from each other and calm the fuck down lads, cos whether or not this dog has, y’all need to stop, personally though I’d be curious as hell what was occurring so I’d hurry my ass up]

Nancy: [us like Grace, please lmao]

Nancy: Enjoy your date, won’t you

Teddy: You too

Nancy: I’m sure I will

Teddy: Likewise

Nancy: She’s going to look like a million bucks

Teddy: [the amount the outfit actually cost like this much actually lol, dragged]

Nancy: Better than [whatever we’re estimating her usual wardrobe costs, so rude]

Teddy: Please tell me you’re joking

Nancy: How far do you think part-time wages are taking her

Teddy: I don’t have the slightest idea, nor do I wish to find out

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