Seon Adventures Episode 17: Home Intrusions
Last we left off the Cultbusters, the adventurers had been ambushed in their sleep by a Elf Mage and his Death Dog, who put them in a tricky situation. With Amelia down and in need of healing, stat, where do we go from here?! (I mean, you see the image, so that’s not much of a secret...)
On Belli’s turn, she attempts to cast Polymorph on the elven man. With much gusto, he shrugs that off with a counterspell, which in turn leaves Belli with few options to proceed. She chooses to cast a healing word on Amelia, raising the Air Genasi Monk back to her feet at 4 HP and begs her to back away from the magic user.
While Amelia feels like she just woke up from her best sleep ever, Ficus charges in. Using his daggers, he swings, one after the other, he attacks the target of his choice and, though the first blow connects with the man’s collar bone, that causes him to flinch back and avoid any further damage.
Disengaging, he backs away from the wounded elf....
Intimidated as all hell by Luctan, the dog lays down and plays dead, submitting.
(And OOC we have a discussion if this makes the dog Luctan’s pet now. And somehow, we end up having to bring up the point that the BABY is not a pet!)
Mournimar’s turn comes and he climbs atop the 5ft rock before him with a run and jump. Up there, he aims and fires with the Savon Bow upon the elf. The arrow strikes true and pierces through the man’s stomach. He stumbles, very nearly gone.
The second arrow fires and pings off a rock, missing. Thinking quickly, Mournimar ducks for cover behind the rock’s safety shape.
Burk’s turn comes.
With his good perception, he finds where the man was standing at, thanks to the noise and visuals of Ficus and Mournimar’s actions. He charges around the corner and swings a finishing move on the man with his Minotaur Axe.
Upon a well aimed strike, Burk explodes the man’s head with impact. Blood and brains and flesh and bone fly everywhere, while the Death dog whimpers and disappears.
The fight over and done with, Amelia gets showered with love and affection and heals from everyone, before Luctan and Burk loot the body.
Burk finds 200 gold. And he finds a piece of paper with “weird scribbles.” There’s a strange dagger at the man’s hip with an intricate pattern. Also silver bands, like Ficus’. Thusly, Burk asks if Ficus knows the man.
Ficus shakes his head, not able to recognize him. Especially now with his head a splattered. It’s an independent art form, what they do, so nah.
Luctan takes the dagger and paper, but has difficulty finding the Focus the wizard had been using during the battle.
Belli has much more luck than, well, Luck, with that as she finds his component pouch. Taking his cloak as well, she feels bougie as hell. Which only adds to the matter as she finds 40platinum bulging from the wizard’s socks. Belli shares the platinum with the party. Each getting 8 platinum for their woes.
Identifying the focus… It’s a small crystal, small glass cone. Seemingly what he had been using for his area of effect spells. But that’s not all. A slight magical aura comes from the cloak and dagger. Identifying the latter item, she learns it’s identity as The Colak of Elvenkind. An enchanted cloak, which makes it’s user harder to spot on the field of battle (i.e. advantage on Stealth checks).
(After some Fantasy Costco jokes are made...) the party decide on who gets the cloak. Given the noise his armor makes, when moving, they ultimately agree to hand it over to Luctan.
As for the former item... Belli learns that it’s a Blink Dagger. Once per day it can be thrown in any direction and called back to the attuned person without having to waste any actions, beyond thinking it so.
And after some further consideration, Luctan is the one to get the item as well! The boy does love him his sharpy weapons. And it fits the aesthetic with a purple color to the blade itself.
That out of the way, they wonder what to do with the body. As they do so, Ficus checks the body, a bit more deeply as he does an incission on the man’s chest, pulling out a bloodspattered rock with an emblem from inside him.
As Luctan casts his first Prestidigitation to clean that off, Ficus reveals that the rock is an anti-scrying rock. Anyone attuned to it cannot be snooped upon by watchful eyes.
After changing hands a couple of times, Burk gets the rock, receiving it from Luctan, who had received it from Ficus..
Everyone eventually goes back to sleep, deciding to give the would-be assassin an air burial and, in the morning everyone has breakfast
Upon Luctan’s request, Belli sends a message to Nash to check with her how things were going with Dak, the Changeling Cleric..
“What’s up, what’s going on, how you doing?”
Nash is confused.
With her acting abilities, Belli copies Nash and gives Luctan an explanation on what Nash said. Thusly, Luck facepalms.
(OOC, there was a bit where Belli by accident said the word phone and the tiefs go “What’s a phone?!”)
Luck gives instructions to help Belli with the message. “Hello, Nash. This is Belli, asking for Luctan. How’s Dak, what’s he doing?”
Nash wakes up, like “Oh my god, it was real.
“Everything seems fine and normal. Everything’s out of the ordinary, besides the market being wild.” is her message back to Belli, who refers it to Luctan. Given the Nexus Volcano and demon attack, it made sense that the market would be off kilter now. Hopefully the druids and rangers of The Forestheart Bretheren helped the situation.
Luctan notices that Mournimar isn’t doing well. Most of everyone does as well. Given the way he had bent over and in pain, as well as Mournimar’s armor being semi-scorched off, it was clear that his abdomen was hit bad by the bastard from the other night.
Belli for that matter also seemed to have received some bad burns from the Fireball the previous night as well. Luctan is startled by the burns of Belli and Mournimar and just casts Healing word, like a doof.
Now that the party had time to actually talk and think about it, they were curious about Luctan’s sudden burst of magicks and glowy demeanor whenever he’d cast.
Belli: “I mean, would anyone be surprised if Luctan’s a litteral angel?!”
“But I’m a tiefling.” Luctan would respond.
Mournimar and Ficus insight check Luctan on whether he made a deal with a deity or something. But given their low rolls, they honestly have no idea. Joining on the insight checks, Amelia is pretty sure he’s not lying when he says he’s made no deal at all.
This somehow sparks further conversations about Ficus’ attraction to Luctan and how apparently the Narah family wanna bang lots of despicable people?! There are many sibling shenanigans to be had between the two, with Belli ultimately making Ficus and Mournimar have to defend themselves as she states “Don’t trust the rogues!”
Upon Luctan casting Prestidigitation on the cloak again, to give it a purple and blue look, Amelia tries to speak to him in Primordial, but alas, he doesnt’understand a word she says.
Well fed, well in spirits, the party get back in their carriage and continue on their journey to Crystalgate and beyond~!
On the final leg of this path, they reach the rich subburbs outside the city itself. Where all the famous celebrities of the country reside. Belli notices Fantasy Freddy Mercury’s place. The party see some unbranded guard patrols going around. Checking them out for a moment, before they just continue on their way. Luckily, Luctan cleaned up everyone, retroactively.
It takes about 15 minutes to half an hour before they reach the gates.
It’s pretty instant she recognizes the large gates with N, split open when the gate does. A small forest blocks the view of the house and they can see the roof of the building and for everyone, but Luctan, this is the biggest place they’ve ever seen. About the same size as the city hall in Avantea.
For Belli, the warm nostalgia of home is almost as warming as the knowledge of what’s inside is chilling. Belli is quietly running her hands on the N.
“ What kind of rich assholes live here?” – Burk.
“We did.” – Belli.
Ficus pricks himself on a small spike of metal and the gates swing open. (To keep out the other side of the family). Special magicks.
This is the home of people, who know their children come home less clean, hence,when the party enter, they are immediatelly cleaned from any dirt that Luctan would have missed along the way, thanks to the Prestidigitation gate.
The forest was an illusion. The mansion is before them. Exageration, but it’s big as hell!
Six fountains on each side. Each small fountain presents an Half-Orc child of varying ages and personalities. Two, identical, are the twins. The child on the right, closest to the house has been vandalized.
- That’s Ficus’.
Belli puts a hand on his forearm. The twins were PISSED! The face is scraped off, the arms are chipped.
After Burk makes a little jab at Ficus, the rogue answers back: “ You may be wide, but you’re still small and I will smother you in your sleep.” Bold words, given that Burk has the strength to use him as a javelin.
While the Narahs talk, Luctan passes Amelia the medalion of Keemis, which she promptly puts it on like a baller.
As they advance ahead, they focus on the last fountain. The biggest fountain in the middle is of Mr. and Mrs. Narah, with baby Belli in the middle.
This all used to seem so big. I never thought I’d see this place be so quiet.” Belli looks at the fountain of her parents and herself. Her dad, the Orc, her mom, the elf.
With the siblings’ encouragement, Belli moves onward and the party follow her to the double door. The door is unlocked, as she had left it.
In the first little entryway, they see the hooks for cloaks and hats. They see some family items, dusty as hell. Belli runs her hand through them, nostalgia overflowing her heart like a fine wine cup.
A large set of tables stand long and empty at the front of the party as this is a big ass dining room. Dusty and all that, they yearn to be sat upon once more and warmed with the company of a loving family.
Belli is quiet as she walks around, quieter than she has ever been seen.
As she observes her home, years after she herself had abandoned it, Mournimar joins Amelia in ivestigating for anything that would seem “off”. What they notice is the ash of the fireplace. It’s ash, yeah, nothing magical about it, but the problem was that it was fairly recent. In the last few, at that.
The spot in the room they are in, hasn’t been touched in a while, but the ash is recent.
As she goes to explore another room, Belli begs Burk not to break anything.
Burk, silent at this request, goes for an entryway on the right. There’s a door in his general direction and he goes for it, Rimefang at his shoulder. Opening the door, the two conclude on three things.
1. The room is a Water Closet.
2. It stinks.
And 3. They have just failed a con save, because for about 6 seconds, they feel themselves poisoned.
Belli enters the kitchen. The chef used to love working here.
(There are lots of OWO and UWU jokes OOC)
Remembering, Belli notices how the fruit is nasty as hell, but there are some crackers and rations, beanfeasts. Much to be concerned, there seems to be way less of it than since she left. “Weird.”
As everyone picks a place to investigate, Burk checks what he finds to be the music room, full of varying instruments, fitting for a family of Bards to hold onto. There are many kazoos involved. Looking around, Burk’s nose catches that horrible smell again, this time coming from the piano next to him. The stench comes from the keys, but evidently there is nothing that could have made that possible.
He plays the piano and it’s horrible.
Amelia joins Belli and Ficus, reassuring the siblings as they draw closer to the domain of the Narrah Patriarch and Matriarch.
Belli’s hands are shaking asshe tries to open the door, but not really getting there. With Ficus’ help, they get in what looks to be an arts and crafts room.
And she notices it, smells so bad of rot. Paints and dyes, having expired over the years. This is where they were encouraged to pick up hobbies and explore who they wanted to be.
Painting, sculpting or that one time someone wanted to pick up kickboxing, there’s even a dummy inside.
The family study is beyond this and so is the bedroom, which was usually off-limits, for obvious reasons.
“Ficus, are you sure you wanna go on? I’m scared.”
“I mean, I abandoned these people long enough, really.”
They encourage each other to go in.
And do so.
Belli steadily makes her way towards the family bedroom, followed by Ficus.
She walks past the study, where her parents read and stuff. Scattered across the table in an unorganized manner is paperwork of contracts, receipts for gigs they were to play.
It makes sense to them, probably, but to everyone else? Nah. They totally had a system they worked off of.
Many a memories of the family, all of them together, come back to them as they open that final door...
She’s not sure if it makes her happier or less happy that they are still where she left them. It’s almost like their gaze is still on them. Belli is visibly shaken. She takes a step towards her family, her legs give out and she drops to her knees, beginning to sob.
- Ficus is hiding his face behind his fringe and sits himself on the bed, grabs the hand of their mom and he cries as well.
Amelia joins in. Them weeping is her siren call to come in.
Amelia comforts Belli as best she can, damn it! They are so in this moment that... the moment they hear shuffling from the study, they almost don’t hear it. But they do!
When she goes in, she notices a trail of paperwork falling off, like someone brushed it off the desk and Belli must make a Con save. She’s too emotionally distraught to be phased by the smell that follows.
“Who’s here?!” – Belli shouts and demands, which prompts the other half of the party to join her in the study. All but Ficus, who remains seated in the bedroom.
Luctan, Burk and Mournimar run inside and they hear increased breathing of something big in the room. Flickering, out of invisibility, is a huge, hulking horned beast with spikes along his back and hulking mouth.
Mournimar makes a con save and is poisoned temporarily.
Mournimar screams in infernal, demanding to know what that thing is. Belli does the same in orcish. The thing speaks in abyssal. Belli hears guttural groaning, it sounds like vomiting and snarling at the same time.
The fight begins with Burk charging in, swinging his axe at the beast, hitting it several times, causing gashes on the hell beast’s body. But alas. The stench really fucks with everything, giving those, who have entered the room in the monster’s viscinity disadvantage.
The thing is not able to be hit so easily, with the stink getting in the way. Frustrated, Amelia strikes with her gloves and hits the fucker. AND! Using her Open Hand Technique, Amelia knocks the creature prone.
Belli is beyond furious and screams with all the anger and fear and grief she has in her.
Without even thinking, she casts Shatter again.
The irony is that the only thing to make the save, other than Amelia is the thing. Burk, Mournimar and Belli take 11 damage. Amelia and the creature take 5.
Belli copies the creature’s voice, some weird dialect and Mournimar basically hears that it claimed this place as it’s territory. Belli is enraged. She will have none of that! Luctan recognizes that people have fought these before, he had seen them. This demonic toad like monster was a fiend in nature.
Tanking with the con save, he doesn’t get poisoned. But the smell is still pretty bad, so, as he comes in, he casts Prestiditation, before pointing at the creature.
“You may be a hell beast, but we? We are the Cultbusters!” and he accidentally casts Bless on Burk, Mournimar and Amelia.
Action surge follows, Luctan tris to use a Hellish Rebuke on the large red creature, but in it’s stead something else comes to his mind. Sacred Flame, but the creature ends up succeeding on it’s save!
Luctan pulls out West Wounder and East Ender as he gets on the table, before the being, known as a Hezrou, releases a monstrous roar, which summons six lesser creatures from firey portals that open on the ground.
Based on an educated guess, the tieflings recognize the monsters as Dretches.
Inferior demons, Luctan had encountered some, but not for long since they’re fairly weak. The creature roars again.
Mournimar pulls his shortsword out and goes for the attack on the dretch to his front And then repeats the attack with the sword. Hitting with the help of the bless. At the end of his turn, he casts Hunter’s Mark on the Hezrou.
Burk attacks and thanks to Luctan’s energy thing, he strikes true. With Fury of the Small, he hits even harder then and then another powerful hit adds up to further damage the large monster.
With his bonus action, he donkey punches the Dretch behind him. Burk cloks the dretch in the back of the head and it falls over.
Amelia strikes with a mighty gloved punch, finding the good shit, decking the thing in it’s wounds.
( “Ames is real good at fisting gashes.” – Cat, OOC)
As a bonus action, she uses her quarterstaff to smack the dretch closest to Belli, focusing it’s ire on herself as she harms it nice and good.
The strikes continue and she hits hard enough to make one of it’s eyes explode, blood and gore flying everywhere by the end as she finishes it off with a roundhouse kick, decapitating it. The battle gets chaotic as hell.
While Mournimar sets a creature on fire as a response to the two deretches at his side slashing at him, Belli points a finger at the Hezrou and chants “ You’re nothing but slime that I’ll crush beneath my heel. “
And promptly turns the Hezrou into a slug.
Intimidated by the Bard’s magic and her words that follow, one of the dretches teleports away through a gate, terrified as all hell by the half-orc.
As the others tear to shreds the remaining dretches, they are left with but one real target to worry about. The now transformed Hezrou.
After some deliberations on how to proceed, Burk picks up the slug. Most of the party decide to finish it off, while Belli goes to check on her brother’s mental state.
So, lead by Burk,the rest of the Cultbusters go outside.
Burk elaborates that he wanted to finish things here, outside, because he wanted to hold onto the promise he had made to Belli when they had first seperated in the mansion.
Everyone gets into position as Burk sets the slugged Hezrou in between the four of them.
On the count of three, they attack.
1.
2..
3!!!
Burk swings the axe, Amelia strikes with her fists, Mournimar fires the bow from a distance and Luctan attempts that Sacred Flame again (I seriously need to raise the boy’s Charisma for that DC check > A <;;;)
All their attacks combine to a whole 30 damage on the creature, which immediatelly changes back. It looks hurt. And pissed the fuck off.
Regardless, Burk just strikes with blow after blow upon the thing, hitting it with his axes. It’s almost like chopping wood, really. Going around it and hitting certain areas, spilling blood. The thing wobbles on it’s last legs.
Then comes the monk’s turn.
Amelia stares at him, the guy who dared try and take her friend’s home. Basically, fuck this dick. She strikes him once, then again. And again and again and again! Blow after blow, Amelia is merciless in her assault on the fiend.
The Power Of Kyle compels her (CHUG THAT MOUNTAIN DEW)
Amelia finishes the thing off with a powerful bash. Almost in slow motion, she jumps and elbows the Hezrou in the snoot. On the drop back down she knees him in the jaw. It bites it’s own tongue out, which flies off.
Dead and falling to the ground, it turns to goup whch spills on the four of them. Not a problem as Luctan casts Prestidigitation almost as quick as theyget splashed, like on some Nikleodeon game show.
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As the party was finishing business, Belli had been checking on Ficus.
Ficus is glazed over. He looks dead to the world.
Belli walks over to him and puts a hand on his shoulder. “Ficus, can you hear me?” There’s a very slight nod. “There was a fight in the other room. Looks like some demons were living here for a while.”
“You know, when I thought we were gonna go back to face our demons here, I didn’t think it would be literally." There’s a slight pause. “I have no clue why I came back here.”
“You came here, you wanted to come home.”
“Is this home?”
“Home was where the twins would set a giant scavenger hunt for us, where mum would readto us and tell us the most amazing stories. We were happy, there was music and laughter and family and I-I could’ve probably stayed here as a kid. I didn’t have to leave. We had food, I-I could’ve gone for help, but I just left and I ran away like you did, because I didn’t think I could make a difference. And I still don’t think I can.”
Can she?
Belli looks at the petrified rock that was once her family... And something clicks in her head. A thought. An arcane thought at that.
In all this mess, adrenaline and all, her brain going faster than it has in a long time. She knows that there are divine magicks that can restore people, despite all kinds of awful circumstances. It’s a very high level she’s after, but maybe she could fix this, or get someone to fix it.
Higher level than someone like Nash. But with the right friends, she could maybe get them back.
“ You know, Ficus. I don’t think it’s over for us yet.” she smiles.
“Ugh, I gotta go through more shit?!”
I think we could bring them back if we have the right help. I don’t know who or where to even start, but it’s got to be better, than living your life, thinking you failed the people, who mattered to you must.”
The mom statue is semi broken… Belli understands this. They might not be a full family again, but it’ll be better than the current situation. Belli will definitely find out who did this and she will kill them. Ficus will want to join this vengeance quest.
She takes out the gemstone and puts it in her mother’s broken hand. “We’re not done here. We’re not done, Ficus.”
The light will shine upon them.
"I’m totally gonna steal some of their shit, though.” Ficus says, brightened up some.
Belli begs Ficus to hide some things in his room, in case Luck wanders in there. Much to Ficus’ horror, he realizes that his room was kept exactly the same.Which brings the man to make a dash for his chambers.
As the others finish things off, Belli goes to her old room. It feels so weird to her how small the room is now.
With the Hezrou dead and gone, Archie rides on Morgan’s back, while Luctan brings in the horses and carriage.
Before they can finish the ride to Crystalgate, the party decide to take a breather inside the mansion for a bit, get their heart rates down to normal again.
Up in the hallway, the walls are lined up with the family in all their ages. Starts with cheap caricatures of Mr. and Mrs. Narrah. Going full circle we get realistic artistic stuff with the whole family.
There’s an obvious missing picture of Ficus. As Belli explains, she shows them the bar on the upper floor as well, in case they’re up for some drinks.
While the others chill outside, Belli brings the tieflings to Ficus’ room. Ficus, who is in the middle of trying to hide all his shit. He was tearing the posters off and apart. Too bad he didn’t consider his sister’s skills and moxxy as Belli casts Minor Illusion and recreates the posters.
The posters show the openness of Ficus’ sexuality and his exploration.
Mourni just drops to the ground, looking under the bed, while the Narrahs have a Mage Hand rivalry over him.
They accidentally break a box of thigs;;; Ficus’ belongings, lots of kinky things of Ficus’ stash.
Let’s just say Ficus has a healthy interest in anathomy. But the siblings definitely agree that their brother Keem had the most porn of the kids. The first singer of the family.
Rather than laugh at Ficus, Luctan just chuckles, amused at Ficus’ opennes. He appreciates this and finds him sweet.
Then Belli drops the bombshell.
They have hottubs further down the floor.
Luctan is required to wear a bathing suit for the hot tub, though.
“I am a free spirit!” proclaims Luctan, protesting as he holds the elf baby under arm, having pickedh im back up from the arts and crafts room he had left the youngster in, before joining the fight.
- Pretty soon enough, everyone joins inside the hottub in the far right part of the floor. As Burk teaches Rimefang how to doggy paddle, Mournimar starts a bit of a splashing war with Luctan, who eventually gives in.
Amelia just relaxes with Archie, while Belli tries to bribe Luctan with money to shave his beard off.
It almot works, as Luctan’s greedy streak shows itself, but the deal falls through
It doesn’t take long for Mournimar and Belli to start trying to outperform each other with cannonball dives in the large tub, while Luctan goes to a more secluded part of the floor, in the opposite tub, across the corridor, where he is joined by Ficus.
All is well.
Even the baby gets to relax, floating on a ring.
Once they take their good break, the party get dressed and leave the mansion, closing the door after themselves shut. And they move on the path to Crystalgate.
They are a day out from Crystalgate.
Given the area around Crystalgate is planes, pretty much as they step out of the estate the mansion was on, the shape of the huge city… for all of them this is the hugest settlement they’ve seen.
Belli had been here before as a child, naturally, but still it was freaking enormous.
The walls are a good 60ft high, even above that they can see three huge towering spires. Twisted in shape. Double helix, almost, but not quite spiral-y. Three spirals in parallel. Further to the north, left of the spirals are lots of tops of taller buildings, huge clusters of buildings, taking huge portions of the city.
Luctan climbs the top of the carriage and just stares ahead into the city. Somewhere in there, the Gentlemen hold his limbs.
Mournimar joins him up there and gives him an empassioned encouraging speech.
“Bro, that’s gay."- Ficus.
“Yeah, no shit.” - Mournimar.
Luctan stares ahead. “I’m coming for you.”
The Wheel Of Time Keeps Spinning. Let’s Rock.
We travel through the night. Mournimar, half-asleep, taps Luctan’s shoulder and points out constellations. Finally, some fucking peace.
Going deep into inner roads of the outer city, the party ultimately decide to take a rest inside the Crusty Challice inn for the night. A shady inn, where no questions need be asked.
As they get closer within Crystalgate, Amelia makes a Wisdom save ( 23 – 6), much like she had done in the morning, after they took off from the ambush spot.
For a brief second Amelia feels lightheaded, but she shakes it off immediately.
Room arrangements are made. Burk takes a room for himself and Rimefang, Belli, Orion, Mournimar and Morgan get one together, Ficus takes a room seperately and Luctan and Amelia are to hang out. Purple teeeam~!
And as the lot of them go to bed, the episode comes to an end.
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ENQUÊTE - Passer toute sa vie avec le «même» chien ou chat est désormais possible. Plus uniquement l’apanage des grands centres de recherche, le clonage prend de l’ampleur.
Cet après-midi de janvier 2019, Huang Yu tournait ses idées noires. Il venait de rentrer du jardin public, non loin de chez lui, où il avait enterré son chat Dasuan et, déjà, la perte lui semblait insurmontable. Il aurait voulu le garder auprès de lui. Et si c’était possible? Huang Yu caressa longuement l’idée, puis se décida à agir. Quelque chose pouvait encore être fait. Il enfila son manteau, et sortit dans le froid piquant, une pelle à la main. Une heure plus tard, le jeune homme d’affaires refermait la porte de son frigo sur la dépouille du British shorthair, et composait nerveusement le numéro de Sinogene, une entreprise de biotechnologie sise dans la capitale chinoise.
«Bonjour. J’aimerais cloner mon chat.»
Neuf mois se sont écoulés depuis que les employés de Sinogene sont venus prélever des échantillons de peau de Dasuan. Vendredi 20 septembre, un chaton de deux mois a été livré chez Huang Yu. La fourrure différait par endroits, et les yeux n’étaient pas tout à fait de la même couleur, mais l’entreprise l’assure, il s’agit bien d’une copie génétique parfaite de son ami décédé. Le premier chat jamais cloné en Chine.
» LIRE AUSSI - Luc Ferry: «Les biotechnologies en question»
Une percée? D’un point de vue scientifique, pas de quoi fouetter un greffier: cela fait 18 ans que «CopyCat», le premier chat cloné, a vu le jour aux États-Unis. Pour le business en revanche, la naissance de Dasuan marque l’entrée dans une nouvelle ère. Activité extravagante réservée aux très riches (Huang Yu a déboursé 35.000 dollars pour Dasuan), ce type de clonage pourrait bien bénéficier de l’explosion du marché chinois des animaux de compagnie, estimé à 22 milliards de dollars, pour un total de 100 millions de chats et chiens. Une tendance flairée par Sinogene dès 2015 grâce à une étude de marché qui a poussé l’entreprise de biotechnologie à investir le secteur. En l’espace de deux ans, une cinquantaine de chiens clonés ont vu le jour dans le laboratoire chinois. «La plupart de nos clients sont Chinois, mais nous comptons également quelques Japonais et des Européens», commente Eric Li, porte-parole de Siogene. «La perception que les gens ont de leurs animaux de compagnie évolue, il y a de grandes chances que ce marché continue de s’étendre.»
Dasuan, premier chat cloné en Chine, le 2 septembre 2019, à Pékin (STR / AFP) - Crédits photo : STR/AFP
Futuriste et cauchemardesque pour le grand public, qui en ignore souvent l’existence, presque artisanal, selon ses acteurs, le marché du clonage des animaux de compagnie charrie pêle-mêle des images angoissantes de laboratoires opaques, d’animaux inconscients et de blouses immaculées. «Merci Hollywood!», s’esclaffe l’homme d’affaires américain Jonathan Thatcher, «les gens imaginent des choses effarantes sur le clonage, mais concrètement, c’est bien plus banal que ce que l’on en dit». La technique, nommée Transfert nucléaire de cellules somatiques (SCNT), n’a effectivement pas changé depuis le clonage de la brebis Dolly en 1996. En deux mots, le noyau d’un ovule non fécondé est remplacé par le noyau d’une cellule issue de l’animal que l’on souhaite cloner, puis l’embryon ainsi formé est transféré dans l’utérus d’une mère porteuse. Quelques mois plus tard, la mère porteuse accouche d’une «copie génétique» de l’animal cible.
Trois entreprises de premier plan dans le monde
Si Jonathan Thatcher n’est pas le père du clonage commercial, il en est peut-être le parrain. Au tournant du siècle, c’est lui qui dirigeait pour l’excentrique milliardaire John Sperling la holding américaine Exeter Life Sciences, versée dans les biotechnologies. «Tout est parti de lui», explique Jonathan Thatcher. «C’est parce que John et sa femme s’étaient mis en tête de cloner leur chien Missy qu’on a lancé Genetic Savings and Clone (GSC) en 2000», considérée comme la première entreprise du secteur. Une tâche particulièrement compliquée de prime abord. «On a commencé par les chats. On y est arrivé avec Copycat, en décembre 2001.» En 2004, GSC produit pour 50.000 dollars le premier animal cloné à des fins commerciales: un Maine Coon nommé Little Nicky. Las, malgré d’importants progrès, l’équipe se heurte aux difficultés du clonage des chiens, plus complexe. GSC devra finalement mettre la clef sous la porte en 2006, faute de demande. L’impulsion de John Sperling aura toutefois été décisive. «Ses investissements ont braqué les projecteurs sur le clonage commercial, ça a accéléré le développement du business», commente Jonathan Thatcher. «Mais soyons sérieux, le clonage d’animaux de compagnie sera toujours un marché de niche».
Un marché qui ne se limite pas aux seuls animaux de compagnie
Aujourd’hui, les acteurs de ce secteur se comptent encore sur les doigts d’une main, avec trois entreprises de premier plan, au nombre desquels Sinogene est le dernier arrivé. En Corée du Sud, le laboratoire Sooam du sulfureux professeur Hwang Woo-suk - condamné à deux ans de prison en 2009 pour violation de la loi bioéthique et détournement de fonds - a cloné près d’un millier de chiens depuis 2006, à raison de 100.000 dollars l’unité. Aux États-Unis, l’entreprise ViaGen Pets and Equine a pris la succession de GSC après sa faillite. Basée au Texas, ce laboratoire clone des chats et des chiens - c’est à lui que Barbra Streisand s’est adressée en 2018 pour faire cloner sa chienne en double exemplaire - mais aussi des chevaux: un millier de poulains depuis 2010, selon son directeur Blake Russell. Car le marché du clonage animal ne se limite pas aux seuls animaux de compagnie.
Des équipes de clones
Qu’on élargisse le spectre de l’enquête aux équins, et le nombre d’entreprises sur le secteur bondit. «Pour un cheval, nous facturons entre 80.000 et 120.000 euros l’unité», explique le professeur Cesare Galli, fondateur du laboratoire italien de reproduction assistée Avantea. Ancien directeur du laboratoire de technologie reproductive de Crémone, c’est sous sa houlette qu’a eu lieu le premier clonage de cheval, en 2003. Ce n’est pas son activité principale, mais il lui arrive encore de produire des copies de chevaux exceptionnels, «deux ou trois spécimens par an pour des clients fortunés en Europe et au Proche-Orient». D’autres sociétés, comme les Américains de Crestview Genetics, ont fait du clonage de chevaux de compétition un business à part entière.
Et ça marche. Depuis que la Fédération équestre internationale a autorisé la participation de clones aux compétitions internationales de polo en 2012, il est devenu fréquent d’y voir double, triple, et plus encore. Dès 2013, l’équipe La Dolfina remportait l’Open d’Argentine, la plus prestigieuse compétition de polo, avec un cheval cloné par Crestview dans son équipe. Interrogé alors, son cavalier et numéro 1 mondial Adolfo Cambiaso rêvait tout haut de «disputer un match de polo avec seulement des chevaux clonés». C’était chose faite trois ans plus tard. À l’Open de 2016, l’intégralité des six montures du prodige argentin étaient des clones de la même jument.
« Les gens croient qu’ils mangent de jolies petites vaches qui ont grandi dans de beaux paysages pleins de pâquerette, mais ce n’est pas comme ça qu’on fait la nourriture aujourd’hui ! »
Jonathan Thatcher, ancien directeur du fonds d’investissement américain Exeter Life Sciences
Pour autant, le clonage ne sert pas qu’à photocopier des champions. «On peut aussi reproduire des étalons reproducteurs, qui vont transmettre leur patrimoine génétique exceptionnel à leur descendance», note Cesare Galli. «Cela serait intéressant pour la filière de l’élevage alimentaire, mais l’Europe interdit depuis 2015 la commercialisation de viande et de lait issus de clones ou de leurs descendants». D’après lui, les études menées sur les produits issus de clones ont démontré qu’ils sont inoffensifs, ce que confirme l’Autorité européenne de sécurité des aliments (AESA) dans un rapport publié en 2012. Le gendarme européen réserve toutefois son jugement face à la quantité jugée insuffisante de données disponibles, et s’inquiète du développement anormal de certains clones.»
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Pas de quoi échauder la Food and Drug Administration (FDA), qui a autorisé dès 2008 la commercialisation de produits alimentaires issus de clones sur le territoire américain. «Aujourd’hui les descendants de clones sont partout, c’est devenu un élément standard de la production agroalimentaire aux États-Unis», sourit Jonathan Thatcher, qui a argumenté en faveur de leur légalisation auprès de la FDA dans les années 2000. «Les gens parlent de ‘Frankenfood’, ils croient qu’ils mangent de jolies petites vaches qui ont grandi dans de beaux paysages pleins de pâquerette, mais ce n’est pas comme ça qu’on fait la nourriture aujourd’hui!»
Outre les États-Unis, le Canada, le Brésil, l’Argentine et l’Australie autorisent également la commercialisation de produits issus de clones. Mais c’est encore en Chine que le marché du clonage animal pourrait très prochainement atteindre des proportions jusqu’alors jamais vues. La demande chinoise de viande continue d’exploser dans ce pays devenu ces dernières années le premier consommateur mondial de viande, et le gouvernement chinois a mis en place une politique visant à l’établissement d’élevages de très grande envergure. Et pour assurer les semences, de véritables «usines à clones» sont déjà en construction.
En 2015, l’entreprise chinoise de biotechnologie Boyalife Group a investi pas moins de 30 millions de dollars dans la construction d’un gigantesque laboratoire destiné au clonage de chevaux de course, de chiens renifleurs et de taureaux reproducteurs. Situé à Tianjin, dans le nord de la Chine, le site de 14.000 mètres carrés produira «dans un premier temps» 100.000 embryons de bovins, «avant d’augmenter la production à un million par an», selon le site internet de Boyalife. L’entreprise prévoit 28 filiales dans 16 provinces chinoises.
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