#avatar way of water crack

[neteyamlover69]

PLEASE MORE NETEYAM X YN BEGGING ITS SO CUTE ESPECIALLY WHEN NETEYAM IS THE BIGGEST SIMP

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sorry this took so damn long LMAO

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i ate crack while making this

ummmm hey lol

sorry this took so long bcs i don’t wanna make stuff when i’m uninspired bcs i don’t wanna put out shitty content 😞😔

the first note was a joke btw…HELP

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[oakbuggy]

ive forgotten how to draw nsfw , forgive me

ao3 here!

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[icequeenlila]

She looks like she's vloging

Title of the YT- video:

How I saved my mum and sis from drowning, after my monkey boyfriend's evil adoptive father killed my brother (the handsome one).(Don't worry, I'll resurrect him next week.)

[detective-twinkachu]

*Spider dancing seductively in front of the Recoms so the Sully kids can get away*

Recoms:?????

Lo'ak,hiding in the bushes with his siblings: Okay, let's go now!

Kiri, watching the performance with great amusement:In a bit.

Lo'ak:Kiri! Teyam grab Ki- NETEYAM!!

Neteyam, finally looking away from Spider: Wha- OH! Kiri NOW!

Kiri, being dragged away: Boo!

Tuk: Why is Spider shaking his butt???

[Meanwhile with the Recoms]

* A dollar bill flies at Spider*

Quaritch:Mansk!!!

Mansk:He deserved it.

Z-Dog:Where did you get a dollar???

Mansk: I have my ways.

Quaritch: My son?!?!?

Mansk: You should have been in his life more.

Mansk:And I support the arts.

[tiajk]

More avatar crack

Avatar x platonic human/navi reader

Warning: gay asf, crack, jake being done

*the fam just chilling in the muari*

Y/n: what if i just jumped off a cliff

Kiri: im jumping to tf

Y/n: my ride or die right here *pointing at kiri*

*Lo’ak in the back*: bitch i’d push u first

Lo’ak: me and Tsireya are dating

Y/n: she still loves me more tho

Lo’ak: whatever y/n

Y/n: haters gon hate

*Y/n to jake*: okay im otw what can i bring

Jake: a good attitude

Y/n: im not going

Jake:...

Y/n: okay who tf thought it was a good idea to sleep with spiders dad like

Spider: yo im right here

Y/n: okay and?

(IM AORRY FOR THE SPIDER SLANDER)

*y/n kiri spider and lo’ak in the lab*

Spdier: sometimes it not so good to know who your dad is

Y/n: the pick me energy is not it

(AGAIN IM SORRY FOR SPIDER SPLANDER...its true tho)

*y/n seeing a fine ass meytikaya background character *

Jake: dont even think about it

Y/n: to late

Jake: neytiri pls go get the leash *tired dad vibes*

Y/n: being bi is so fun then other times it sucks

*Neteyam not tryna deal with this right now*: pls no

Lo’ak: what y/n

Y/n: im either by myself or bipolar,

[merowkittie]

Modern Avatar Smau ! Pt 2

Today I present you texts between Neteyam and Lo’ak. <3 (if its a bit ooc my bad I’m still trying to get their personality down!)

Neteyam:

Lo’ak:

[syrupgirl]

Hi can I request number 2 with a female reader and Lo’ak please?

The net beneath you shook widely and you spun around to see Lo’ak running into your marui. He looked a little scuffed up. No cuts or serious abrasions if any kind, but he was caked in sand and a few of the beads littered through his braids looked like they had been in the process of being ripped out.

You could see the cheeky smile on his face as he doubled over panting. From where you were sitting, you could see one of his hands was planted on his knee and the other hidden behind his back.

You sighed a stood up, walking over to him.

“What trouble have you gotten into now, Lo’ak?”

The boy lifted his head to look at you and his smiled widened.

“Oh you know, just the usual.” He panted, still out of breath. You did not believe that for a second. Lo’ak stood straight once more, his hand still behind his back.

Curious, you tried to step around him to get a glimpse but Lo’ak was quicker, turning around so you didn’t even get a peep at whatever he was concealing. Your frowned and tried again but he stumped you once more.

“Come on, what are you hiding back there?”

Lo’ak just giggled and continued to dodge you, even giving you small pushes to get some distance from you. Oh, how he got on your nerves.

“Don’t you worry your little head about what i’m hidin-”

“LO’AK!”

The two of you whip around to the direction of Neteyam’s voice, you couldn’t see him yet but he sounded mad.

“Lo’ak you son of a bitch, give me back my clothes!”

You turned your head back to Lo’ak with your jaw slack. He looked back at you with and even bigger grin.

“Oh, you did not…”

Just then, a furious Neteyam barged in. One hand covering himself up and the other pointed at his brother. He was dripping and also partially covered in sand.

“Hey, hey, hey, big bro…Why don’t we just sit back and relax-” Lo’ak cut himself off and suddenly you were shoved towards the eldest Sully. You could hear Lo’ak laughing hysterically behind you as he ran to safety.

“You get back here, Lo’ak! You little shit!” Neteyam, as gently as he could, moved you out of his way. He muttered a quick apology before sprinting to catch up with his brother.

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Somewhere in the distance, you swear you could hear something that sounded like Lo’ak’s screaming followed by a splash of water.

[la-imp]

Paint me like one of your Blu Boys - Part I.

Lyle Wainfleet x Reader(Human/Avatar) drabbles.

Summary: I wrote this because, literally, no one asked for it. This little drabble is a self-indulgent fic I wanted to do because I felt it would be in Wainfleet's character to actually do something like this. And of course, he finds someone (naive enough) to oblige his antics. Lately, he has grown on me - I love that himbo sdm.

Man, this turned out much longer than I anticipated... So I am gonna split it up in two parts. The next one will be a bit spicier.

Minors DNI! - 18+

Suggestive themes are included.

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Lyle would be that one member in every group to concoct various shenanigans to pass time whenever he is off duty. When he was revived as a Recom soldier, this behavior only increased.

After going through a bit of an existential crisis, he came to terms with his new body and identity, despite the fact he would never be the original Lyle Wainfleet. However, that didn't mean he couldn't have his share of fun. Especially after he learned to appreciate everything a lot more, given that he was offered a second shot at life.

Safe to say, 'growing' into your body gained a whole new meaning, including the extra appendages, blue complexion, swiveling ears, and the additional Na'vi instincts. But unlike some Recoms, he quickly fell in love with his new physique, especially the pleasant upgrade downstairs.

The ladies certainly loved him. Yes, he would unquestionably indulge in some 'entertainment' or 'relief' after returning from a long mission out in the field. The RDA made sure to cover every one of their needs. Service Comfort, as they'd call it. Safe to say, being a Recom and a member of the Deja Blu unit had its perks.

He was often walked in on by either Z-Dog or Prager, when he was sprawled out on his oversized bed, the sheets barely covering his dignity with three human women snuggled up to him, hairs tousled and peppered with multiple hickeys. "Hey Wainfleet, you need to be at the medical bay for your annual checkup. Be there sharp in- HOLY SHIT!"

Lyle's expression remained unperturbed as he replied, "For Christ's sake Prager, ever heard of knocking?" He snapped before tossing a pillow at Prager’s general direction. Fortunately, the Recom had already slammed the door shut with an expression akin to as if he'd just seen the devil. Before Prager quickly departed, he sighed anxiously, sensing the itching desire to bleach his eyes in order to forget what he’d just witnessed.

Wainfleet dismissed the ladies before getting himself ready, making sure he didn't smell like he had five hours of non-stop action in the sheets. After all, he had something, or rather, someone to look forward to. You.

A cute medical assistant, aka nurse who specialized in Na'vi physiology and psychology. He remembered your presence the first time he opened his yellow irises and gained consciousness as a Recom. When you came to his side to soothe or instruct him, he thought you as an angel. Maybe it was also due to the fact that he first laid eyes on you with the bright, artificial light shining behind you like a halo.

Nonetheless, he was whipped. Smitten.

But that wasn't enough to prevent you from his teasing and typical Wainfleet-esque fashion treatment. He would often drop in unannounced and kick the door against the adjacent wall while you were at the lab, doing your research. As a result of the explosive entrance and the loud noise, you would often shriek. "Hey (y/n)! I found that weird purple star-shaped plant and I figured you could use it for medicinal purposes or do somethin- why are you screaming?" You would jump from your chair and 'courteously' ask him to stop kicking the door open. Since then your door had to be replaced three times. He had taken a keen likening towards you through means that cannot be explained.

His excitement could barely be contained, wearing that shit-eating grin whenever you graced him with your feather-soft touches, which were at its core, just simple physicals like testing his motor skills and bone density, muscle tissue development - the whole nine yards. Of course, he would squirm a bit in his seat, grunting or mumbling something like having 'an itch' that needs to be scratched, and you would politely remind him it was not your damn job to give him massages. His ears would droop a little after you denied him.

But he was quick to bounce back. After some time, his visits would grow more frequent, using every trick in the book to either feign an illness or even purposefully injure himself (which are minor compared to your usual patients) for you to patch up. Eventually, Wainfleet ate up most of your time, leaving little to no room for scheduling with the others.

Your colleagues would often poke fun at you and send Wainfleet into your care when they felt they didn't want to deal with his horseshit. Having no choice, you caved and leaned into the fact of having him as your 'regular' patient. "Fine Mr. Wainfleet, take a seat," you would sigh, but with a slight smile. Wainfleet saw it as an excuse to spend some quality time with you and have you baby him after every mission. After all, it was hard fucking work. Didn't he at least deserve a reward or some form of compensation?

"Oh, you're taking such good care of me Miss (y/n)," he said as he batted his eyes at you. Of course, he would also 'reward' ' (cough)  you for being such a great nurse. He would endow you with little trophies or trinkets. Sometimes even a piece of jewelry he 'confiscated' from one of these Na'vi savages. According to him at least. Sometimes he has his tail swish a bit more than usual, hitting your backside like a fuzzy whip. You would yelp and turn to catch the culprit, only to find the corporal was long gone. Damn his long legs.

It wasn't like you didn't enjoy his company. Quite the contrary. At times you were even looking forward to his visits and enjoyed your little exchanges... even when he often made lewd or suggestive comments at you. "Are you going to take my temperature? Oh, I already know what you're gonna say. Too hot to handle!" - "I am so glad I got you as my nurse. So tell me, are you usually naughty or nice towards your patients?" - "Hey, I managed to smuggle this in from the botanic garden," you would look at what he had brought you, only to gasp when you saw it being the Pandorian equivalent to cannabis. You quickly shooed him out. "Aww, you're no fun!"

Lyle would tug on your lab coat to get your attention... or that one time when he suddenly 'spotted' a cut on your leg on the day you wore a skirt for the first time. Save to say, this was a mistake on your part. You would dismiss his claims but he remained persistent, so much so, that he boldly leaned forward and have his sizable palm completely wrap around the crook of your lower thigh, startling you with the sudden hot skin-to-skin contact.

"Doc, I think you got a cut there - lemme help you for a change," his cheeks lifted, forcing his eyes to narrow into crescent moons. He thought he was being slick with his ever-more audacious flirting. To the point where he deliberately had his hands latch onto you. "Oh, that doesn't look too good, you got a boo-boo right 'ere, Dr. (y/n)." he cooed with a pouting lip.

"Wha- what are you doing, Wainfleet?" He then teasingly lifted your skirt, inch by inch, saying that he saw the injury somewhere, the rough pads of his fingers skimming up your warm flesh. He seemed so certain of it as well - that was until you smacked your clipboard against his bald head, snapping his attention. "Yeouch!"

Startled he jolted and quickly retracted as you scolded him, your cheeks puffed red with fury. "Get out now, before I have your blue ass escorted out of the medical bay!" After the inappropriate encounter, you dismissed him and you watch him leave your office with slumped shoulders and a low-hanging tail. You didn't see him for two weeks after the 'incident'.

That was until he had returned - this time, however, battered and bruised. Like he'd just survived a sinking Titanic. He was a bit more cordial, less intrusive or cheeky this time around. You would measure his blood pressure, and vitals, clean his wounds, and blood, and stitch a few lacerations before giving him his prescribed pills. Meanwhile, his eyes began to wander a bit. Eventually, they connected with various drawings and sketches hanging on the wall.  

"Well I'll be damned, those are pretty good. Did you draw this?" he would genuinely ask, drawing your attention to him, his gaze fixated on the various art studies. You reared your head before giving him a nod, surprised at his sudden interest in your work. "Yes, we often have to learn the inner workings of bodily functions and anatomy. I mostly do it to memorize it better... but also to pass the time," he nodded and stood up, walking over with a certain swagger in his gait. Luckily the ceilings were adjusted to accommodate the sizes of the Avatars, allowing him to stand up straight. "Really impressive," he noted, zooming in on them. You couldn't help but smile brightly at him and strike up a conversation, finding he was not a complete airhead after all.

After a while, you would agree to have him pose as your next anatomy model for your studies. You didn't know how he actually managed to get you to agree. But you couldn't deny him. Maybe you were just being polite... or maybe you cracked when he gave you that look. Those large, yellow puppy dog eyes. In his case, rather, feline eyes.

When you got off work, you both had scheduled a meeting at his dorms. Maybe this was a mistake, you thought to yourself. But then again, you would blush at the thought of having such a tall, athletic man pose for your 'scientific' studies.

Ah, it couldn't be that bad, could it?

Wrong.

When you entered, you spotted a bed placated in the center of the room, duvets and sheets elegantly folded with a few rose petals strewn across the mattress and floor.

Oh hell no. This was a whole misunder- "Well hello there, doc. Didn't think you'd come. Like to show up late for the party, huh?" his deep voice resonated from behind you, eliciting you to nearly jump out of your skin. You spun on your heel as you caught him standing before you, weight resting on one of his legs, hand relaxed on one of his slender hips as merely a towel covered his dignity. He looked cleansed and exuded a certain musk, an aromatic mixture of pine trees, spices, and a subtle hint of expensive cologne. He looked like he had just gotten out of the shower. One brow quirked at your flustered response, prompting that signature smirk to grow on his face. "Wainfleet,.... uh... what is-"

"Oh doll, don't worry 'bout it. I got everything prepared for your study," and with that he would strut over to the bed, hips swaying suggestively before he removed the garment, taking his position as he now sprawled out, elbow propped against the side with his cheeks resting on it, his other arm just scarcely covering his manhood. Not that it mattered since you caught a glimpse of this 'endowment' (which was almost as long as your damn forearm) anyways.

"What? You said you did this before and wanted to do anatomical studies.... so... here I am. Gotta show all of it if you want to do it properly," he insisted as you sucked in a breath, brows scrunched together. You couldn't imagine how you must've looked, with how much blood had rushed to your head, or the twisting cramp inside your stomach, or the clamminess of your palms as you clutched the drawing pad tighter against you. "Jesus, Marine..." you eventually would say, exhaling through your nostrils.

Taking a seat on one of the way too large, recom sized office chairs, you adjusted a few times before getting your pencils ready. "Alright... ready when you are, Lyle," you bit out, accentuating his name with a bit more edge. To your surprise, the corporal approved of your tone as you addressed him by his first name for the first time, his tail flicking excitedly, ears folding forward. He shot you a boyish wink before giving his dry lips a subtle lick, "I'm ready, doc. Have at it."

[pearl-dragon-cavern]

[neteyamlover69]

c'mon babe i want ao'nung to have y/n swooning over him

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[oakbuggy]

to the crack ship that started it all

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

Human norm can wiggle his ears - spider is crazy jealous

FOR REAL. However, Spider can roll his tongue and Lo'ak is fascinated and disgusted by this.

[icequeenlila]

The gang playing Baldur's Gate 3

(I apologize in advance)

I never played this game, only seen short clips of it and my sick brain came up with this

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The gang is at the Sully's home, playing the game. They take turns and right now it's Lo'ak's turn.

The bear scene comes on.

Neteyam: "Lo'ak, no."

Spider: "Lo'ak, yes!"

Lo'ak: "Fuck me, you giant son of a bear!"

Chaos unfolds

Spider and Lo'ak are cheering and howling at the flat screen, cackling like mad.

Kiri is watching unbothered, wrapped in a blanket on the couch, stuffing her mouth with popcorn. Girl is unimpressed.

Neteyam is screeching in high Sopran, covering his eyes but still peeking between his fingers.

Aonung is right next to him, using the chance to protectively wrap an arm around his crush. Still, he's crying of laughter, pressing a reassuring kiss to Neteyam's temple.

Tsireya is staring at the screen in wide horror, but still smiling bc she thinks it's cute when Lo'ak is unhinged like this. Still, she was definitely not expecting this, when Lo'ak asked her to come over after school.

Rotxo is filming his friends' reactions from his spot on the carpet (It's a comfy carpet). He's trying his hardest not to cackle all the way through, so the video has good quality later.

So, the scene unfolds on the screen and the living room is filled with laughter and screams, and right when the guy transforms into a bear, Neytiri, Jake and Tuk retrun from their trip to the Mal.

Chaos intensifies.

Lo'ak is seeing his life pass by in front of his eyes, hastily passing the controller to Spider.

Spider, who is equally freaked at the undefineable look in Neytiri's eyes, shoves it right back at him.

They start bickering.

All the while the scene unfolds.

Neteyam now hides his face in ernest, pressing his forehead to Aonung's shoulder.

"Help", is all he can say and Aonung has to try his hardest to suppress his laughter and the rising blush that is creeping up on him.

He would love to pull Neteyam in tighter, but he is too scared that Neytiri would stab him on the spot. So, all he can do is to give Neteyam a pad on the back.

Rotxo is still filming, really enjoying himself, hid away on the living room carpet.

Neytiri is a bit disturbed at what she's seeing on the screen, but then she decides she doesn't have the energy to yell at them right now. Not after she had to put up with Tuk just minutes ago, trying to convince her that she didn't need the newest Barbie.

Neytiri: *looking at Jake* "They are your problem."

And then she gently guides Tuk away from her chaotic siblings.

While leaving, Tuk is waving wildly at Kiri.

Tuk: "Look, what dad got me!"

She holds up her new Barbie.

Kiri gives her a thumbs up, smiling at her proudly. She was the one who taught the kitten eyes to her little sister. Their dad couldn't withstand it. Never.

Kiri is still unbothered by the way.

Lo'ak and Spider are still bickering and Tsireya is hugging her legs to her body, praying to Eywa that this won't leave a lasting impression on Lo'ak's parents. She is trying her hardest to win them over (not knowing that Jake and Neytiri already adore her).

All the while, Jake is just standing there, right in front of the screen, watching the whole scene with interest. Like, he is even standing in the dad pose, his hands stemmed into the back of his hips, his upper body leaned slightly towards the screen.

He watches the whole scene and then turns around, looking at his kids, no judgement at all.

Jake: "Is this what teens do nowadays? They watch furry porn?"

Lo'ak and Neteyam: "No!"

They then proceed to explain to their dad that they were playing a game and even explain the whole mechanics and how they ended up in this particular scene.

To their surprise Jake seems actually interested, so they give the controller to him. He fails like a dad, giving them many occasions to laugh.

The situation calms down and they end up cheering on Jake when he accidentally stumbles into a boss. (Never played the game. Sorry, if it doesn't actually work like that.)

Jake tries his hardest, but he's a newbie and he doesn't stand a chance. Still, they have tons of fun, even Kiri cracking a laugh.

At some point, Neytiri who's been watching from the kitchen can't take it any longer, walking over to them and taking the controller from Jake.

They all gauge at her, when she beats the Boss on first try.

Neytiri: *finding every one staring at her* "I sometimes play when you're all in bed. It's relaxing."

Lo'ak is practically making heart eyes at her. His mum just turned so much cooler.

From then on, this becomes an occasional family thing. But they play different games ofc. Stuff that doesn't have all the sexual stuff. They try to teach Jake, but that man is a lost cause.

Also, whenever Lo'ak finds himself unable to beat a Boss, he runs straight to his mum.

Neytiri makes him do chores for it, but secretly she loves her little boy asking her for help. And she loves seeing his eyes sparkle whenever he watches her play.

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Like I said, never played this game. If something doesn't add up, I'm sorry, but like it's just a silly headcanon. Don't take it seriously.

Bye✨

[spicymiilk]

The Thunder Answered Back- Modern AU

Heyyyyyyyyy. So, I'm incapable of stopping myself and started writing up a little short story that is so incredibly self-indulgent and it's just got all the shit I think Lo'ak and Spider deserve (daddy issues, unrequired teenage crushes, asthma attacks and a surprisingly competent sense of romantic attraction) ((I’m lying to you they wouldn’t know normal and healthy behavior if it killed their dads)) (((and maybe it does))) ((((idk read to find out))))

Summary:

So, like, Spider isn’t entirely sure how to make Lo’ak understand that he has a massive crush on him, but–

Decking him in the face was probably not the move.

Word Count: 6,416

[mochalottie]

HAHAHAHAAAAA!

You thought I wouldn't post just because ftnadol is finished? Then think again and praise in this completely crack treated seriously piece that I might've dedicated too much time to.

And which is purely inspired by this post which is actually a reference to a tweet and definitely got my brain waves going. (@hyperfixatedfandomer thank you for providing the brainrot and subsequent inspiration.)

I have not looked this over at all but here you go!

Enjoy my lovelies and ta ta for now~ <3

also melissa @be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie a small present for you to give a break to the (possible) slog that is ftnadol XD <3

[dirtytransmasc]

I’m surprised that Quaritch hasn’t snapped in your au yet, I mean he just lost his son again to other people, and there actually good parents unlike the sullys so he can’t really be mean to them so it would build up inside him which at some point will come out

it hurts, drives him absolutely nuts, makes his skin boil with anger, for two reasons; that's his son, and he knows he can't do better by him then his knew family.

he loves his boy so much, so much he's willing go to war for him, to die for him; but know he's faced with the choice of prying him from a home he knows for a fact he can't be better then. sure his boy would be his again, but he would be denied a mother who is fiercely protective of him, a father who can teach him to be a good man, siblings who make him feel like he belongs.

not only is he a single person, but e's not even a good one. spider would live a life on the run, subject to the will of the RDA, constantly faced with danger and isolation.

he knows he can't take his son away from his new home, not if he truly loves him, not if he truly wants the best for him.

thats what drives him crazy.