#awesometurtletails

[rayshippouuchiha]

Would you be willing to teach me how to fold Isshin like an origami crane? Cause yes, he sgould have never been left with children.

Absolutely.  We’ll have a class, some snacks, it’ll be great.

[devildom-tyrant]

Me: oooooh Lucifer's birthday event! yes. *After getting in a few chapters* I'm suddenly reminded that these idiot boys can't do subtle if their lives depended on it. -.-;;; Mammon, lovely, why the fuck are you talking about surprises *IN* the school halls???

I’m sure you finished the event by now, but I totally thought they were going to blow the surprise, too!  The entire time, I felt kinda bad because Lucifer seemed really into the date, but all of our choices were super suspicious.  He kept sweeping them aside because he wanted to have the date so badly, and I just kept wincing every time we’d hurt his feelings.  

But!  I’m glad it all went well!  I was a little surprised that Diavolo wasn’t more involved.  It makes me wonder how they’re going to do the others’ birthdays from this point on.  

I’m just sad that I missed the first day, so I don’t think I’ll be able to get enough points to grab the Lucifer UR card.  D;  

[fuck-customers]

The bitch sup keeps telling me to move the chair out away from the heater. Fuck you no! I have already said no! The fucking store still has its fucking air conditioner on and its 30 degress ouside. Fuck you, I am sitting in front of the heater. (Shush, I know it could be colder but a short sleeved polo does little to keep the heat in.)

[musicalluna]

@awesometurtletails reblogged your post and added:

That last one smells fishy to me.

RIGHT!?

[aurumacadicus]

awesometurtletails replied to your post “I’m using a B-sized crochet hook and I keep bending it in half lmao”

Wait what? How are you bending it?

It’s metal and tiny and I grip like I’m a goddamn gorilla.

[tyranttortoise]

How does anyone do this? And not call themselves anything other than average? Cause honestly that’s me, average. Average height, average build, average brown hair (the flat ugly brown shade so most the time I dye it red). I got my blue eyes from my grandpa so I guess I have that going for me? The amount of patience I have is WAY more than most people think but that being said; don’t. fuck. with. my. friends. Just don’t. (1/3)

I’d match you with Horrortale Papyrus!

Average?  Pfft, Crooks doesn’t see you as average.  He sees you as someone that works far too hard without the proper acknowledgement, and he’s always there to listen to you talk about your job while you lie with your head in his lap and he strokes his fingers through your hair.  He’s incredibly extroverted and excitable, so he’ll be the one to approach you.  Your patience is something he admires--and it’s also something that you’ll need when being with him.  The spooky sweetheart gets words mixed up sometimes, and he’s still overcoming his lack of empathy toward other humans (and his craving for his real Special Spaghetti), but he would never hurt you.  

Your craftiness intrigues him!  He’d love to learn to sew or crochet so he can make his own fantastic clothing--and matching shirts for you, of course!  And when it comes to your writing goals, Crooks is your biggest cheerleader.  He’s filled with encouragement and makes it his goal to drive you to achieve yours.  He makes a habit of reading your work after dinner, when you’re both relaxing after work in his living room.

For Gyftmas, Crooks invites your family and Axe together so you can both spend it with your loved ones.  He gets along great with everyone despite his frightening appearance, and thanks to you teaching him how to crochet, he made everyone custom scarves!  He also cooked a veritable feast, to which Axe also contributed, of human holiday classics.  By the time everyone’s gone, you and Crooks end up spooning on the couch, under several layers of blankets, with him finger-combing your hair while you watch the old MTT Christmas special.  

*Matches are closed  

[vividlylost]

This is kinda cheating but chaotic Triefling.

Hahahahahahahah!   I mean, in a way, you know my love for chaos and tieflings.  I will take it!

[skeletonsgrim]

((I'm rather impressed, not only is it wingdings it's two different languages! GG)

(( it’s actually 4 total, if you look deep in the heavy cursing of his wingdings ;D the man was not lying when he said he’s prone to extensive swearing. ))

[tortoise-partytime]

"Better now that your here," She grins, looking him over. "I see you really *maid* an effort today. Blue must be so proud." She, of course, has no shame and presses a kiss to his cheek.

“heh, well he is happy that i’m equipped to actually clean...”  Stretch pauses as she leans in and kisses his cheek.  He turns to grip her around the waist and pull her flush against him in the next moment.  One hand cups the edge of her jaw, while the other tightens around her waist.

“i know what you’re wonderin’, hun....”

His mouth is close to her ear.  

“.... and no.  that’s not a feather duster in my pocket.”

[skelliesandfriends]

Apparently??? xD

[aurumacadicus]

awesometurtletails replied to your post “I’m using a B-sized crochet hook and I keep bending it in half lmao”

Are none of you using the steel hooks? Cause at that size you need to use the steel hooks.

I am indeed using a steel hook. I don’t really like the tone you’re using.

[tyranttortoise]

On a random note; what is the deal with monsters and socks? The Turtle is confused....

The whole sock thing comes from this:

Personally, I think it’s just a running joke because at first it seems like Toriel’s going to have lingerie in there, but then it’s socks.  So, when you find Sans’s socks (which his collection is totally just him being lazy and leaving his clothes lying around), the joke’s kept going with the question of whether it’s scandalous.

Some of the fandom, however, perceives monsters as having a bit of a sock fetish.  In some cases, monsters are seen as enjoying seeing someone wear socks (like some sin fics where Sans will want the Reader to take off all their clothes except their socks), some have a thing for kneesocks or thigh-highs, and the socks with the individual toes have been seen as obscene to wear in public around monsters.   I’ve even written a headcanon (somewhere--it was during one of the parties) about what kind of socks the skeles liked the most.... and ya’know, I have Rus with a thing for thigh-high socks.  

But other than for the lulz, I don’t think monsters really have a thing for socks.  

[vividlylost]

The rest of the two trait soul art that I did. (refer to first post).  In order from top to bottom, these belong to.

@with-a-whisper​ with her soul(s) of Justice and Kindness

@mellamew​ with her soul(s) of Patience and Perseverance

@vampirezelda​ with her soul(s) of Justice and Kindness

@awesometurtletails​ with her soul(s) of Justice and Perseverance 

and finally ME with my soul(s) of Integrity and Justice

Once again, please do not use these soul arts without the permission of who they belong to, because yes they belong to those I have named as they were gifts.  And please do not use my art without my permission.  I hope these inspire you guys to explore the ideas of souls and the mixing of traits yourselves, and I look forward to seeing what you come up with!

[tortoise-partytime]

"Looks like I'm late again. But I brought food," She's got popcorn balls in a overly large bowl and even an apple pie. Her costume isn't much, just a simple green dress with her hair done up in waterfall braid, silk flowers worked in.

Stretch comes up to help her with her plates, his lazy grin widening at the sight of the treats.  “heh, this was sweet of you, honey.  flower you doing today?”  He gestures for her to follow him to the table to set down the treats, and then he proceeds to take a bite out of a popcorn ball.  

He’s rather shamelessly dressed as a maid.

[redeyedryu]

Because your submit box isn’t open, @awesometurtletails !!

Happy Valentine’s Day~

[vividlylost]

@with-a-whisper @redeyedryu @vampirezelda @awesometurtletails @mellamew

That headline was a wild adventure from start to finish.