Ok this is so random, but I just thought of this while playing The Sims 4 💀
Imagine showing your best friend Keigo the game, showing him how it works, etc. And Keigo starts playing, because why not, his best friend (and totally NOT his first ever crush) likes it, so he figures he's gonna like it too. And at first, he just makes silly characters when he's tired and needs to turn off his head for a while or has nothing to do, maybe he makes a character that is a cooking chef or something. But then one day, he gets an idea. He can make you. He can make both of you and put you into a nice little world that he can make, a world that he knows you would surely love to see, with all your favorite hangout spots and everything.
And so he starts playing. He put the both of you into the same house, because why not? And it starts off nicely, playing as the two of you, making the characters into best friends, just like the two of you are in real life.
One day, he's just mindlessly scrolling through YouTube, looking for additional mods that he can download to make his game even better and more realistic. And he runs into one. And when he does, he has to close his laptop and think for a second. After a little self humiliation, he quickly downloads the mod and puts it in the proper mod file.
The mod in question is one of the more realistic mods out there - the Wicked Whims mod (for those not familiar - it's an 18+ mod with 18+ animations...). At first, he doesn't use it, but he knows it's there. He keeps playing, his character having a lot of fun with the character that is supposed to resemble you.
But one day his fantasies grow a little stronger. As he lays on the bed, fisting his cock to the thought of you, he remembers the certain file that is currently sitting innocently in his laptop. He doesn't waste a second as he gets up and opens the game with one hand.
Since your characters were already best friends, it wasn't that hard to quickly get them to do their first kiss. And then their first makeout session. And oh god he can't wait any longer-
He open the list of the animations, every description is like a drug that he can't keep his hand and eyes off of. It's paradise, he thinks. And so he spends and hour - was it already and hour? - edging himself to every animation he has downloaded, trying to find the perfect one. He tries every surface that is accessible, as he still projects how this would look like irl in his mind's eye.
One the post nut clarity sets in, he immediately deletes the mod and all of the animations off of his laptop in embarrassment. (Don't worry, he for sure redownloaded them all a few days later..)
:)
Starts slamming my head against the wall.
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love love love mama bear sheila. ik the broflovskis are reform jews but i like to imagine that they celebrate a lot of the high holidays and i hc that sheila cooks like a BEAST during these times. like she knows what tf she’s doing with that matzoh ball soup and brisket. she definitely keeps her sons very well fed but kyle somehow only grows vertically LMAO
oh absolutely
i kinda hdc that too? like i don’t really know everything about every sect of judaism but i’m trying to research it. but i do feel like they would celebrate them too?
i know they do celebrate passover tho, and i hdc she’s an absolute monster in the kitchen around that time. she also teaches kyle how to cook for when he’s in college, so they have cooking sessions together.
i also kinda feel like she’d be the kind of mom to be like “you’re full already? don’t you want one more bowl?” until her kids are like-unable to move because of how full they are. she’s just a mama bear who wants to make sure her babies are full and aren’t going to bed hungry
even if that means her kids (especially kyle) are bedridden for the next few hours, unable to really do much-
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i just noticed something and i wanna point it out so itll bother you too /silly
throughout most of tts in 2 part eps its titled with the normal title, and then "(Part I of II)" or "(Part II of II)" after
except for cassandras revenge and plus est en vous
the most annoying thing is that the inconsistencies arent even consistent within themselves
like 13 and 14 use roman numerals for the first part but then regular numbers for the rest?? but all the other episodes use only roman numerals
anyway do you remember which episode has the hot cocoa thing its very important and for scientific reasons (m gonna try ta memorize the scene) :P
uhh wait i need an actual question dont i
umm
whats your favorite font?
ASDFKH that will annoy me but there's another fun fact under my belt!!
I actually don't know what episode it is but i can recite so. much. of that entire scene. hang on i'll try to find it
oooh um. i really like handwriting fonts, not sure which one is my favorite specifically. i also love the death note font!!
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