#b!g puck

[porcelainvino]

better!glee july 2024

(story status: 15 chapters)

[xbuster]

I think there’s supposed to be a joke with Guts calling Puck “bug.” If he says “bug” like the English word in the original Japanese, it would be calling him Baggu instead of Pakku. Those sound very similar in Japanese, which is very noticeable when written out (バッグ instead of パック). So he’s forgetting Puck’s name and calling him “bug” because it sounds similar.

[pancake-furby]

hi furblr i need your help

i need to make a little book with a drawing for each letter of the alphabet for art class and i was going to do furby names

so if you want pls send me pics of your furby(s) to draw, i need one for every letter of the alphabet!

i’ll update the original post with the letters i already have and which ones i still need

list below:

a- Ametrine Plinko (organicsaturdaychurch)

b- Baja Blast (longfurbydad)

c-

d- Dr. Pepper (burnedmi1k)

e- Ee-day (scooterscanley)

f- Funky Strawberry Milk (101-furbys-101)

g- Gustavo (kittencomicslol)

h- Hush (detafurby)

i-

j- Jean Applebottom (tapwaterenthusiast)

k- Korn (starcloudedsky)

l- Lumen (furbymother)

m- May-Lah (cactusisaseed)

n- Nightmare (thedarkoverlordofall)

o-

p- Puck (my-delightful-friends)

q-

r- Rooster (froggies-furbies)

s- Satin (satin-the-long-furby)

t- Twirlwind and/or Twirlblast (coles-chaotic-eyebrows)

u- Ube (p1ut0-mars)

v- Vegemite (lady-furbton)

w- Wendy (atoledevainilla)

x-

y- Yuggleworth (tapwaterenthusiast)

z- Ziggy (josiefishh)

I’m trying to include at least one from everyone, sorry if yours doesn’t make it on /gen

thank you so much to everyone who has submitted!

[grandvhs]

lista de nomes masculinos que estava no meu bloco de notas e eu só lembrei agora

starting with A ;;

aaron.

adair.

adam.

aiden.

ajax.

alec.

alfie.

allistar.

anderson.

andrew.

andy.

angus.

antonio.

anthony.

archer.

archibald.

archie.

aries.

arlo.

arthur.

ashley.

ashton.

austen.

avery.

axel.

starting with B ;;

bailey.

beau.

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beckett.

bellamy.

benjamin.

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bentley.

blade.

blake.

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blaise.

blue.

bobbie.

bodhi.

brad.

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carter.

casey.

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cody.

colby.

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cooper.

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dante.

darian.

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dennison.

denver.

derek.

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ember.

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emery.

emilio.

emmett.

enzo.

eric.

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evan.

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ezar.

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felton.

finn.

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fitz.

fitzgerald.

fletcher.

floyd.

flynn.

foley.

forest.

francisco.

franco.

frankie.

franklin.

fraser.

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freddie.

fredrik.

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gabe.

gabriel.

gale.

gallagher.

garcia.

gareth.

garrett.

gary.

gavin.

gene.

george.

gerard.

gilbert.

giovanni.

glenn.

gordon.

grady.

graeme.

grant.

greggory.

gregor.

greyson.

griffin.

gus.

guy.

starting with H ;;

hadley.

hale.

haley.

hamilton.

hamish.

hansel.

harley.

harris.

harrison.

harry.

harvey.

haven.

hayes.

heath.

hector.

hendrix.

henrik.

henry.

holton.

howard.

hudson.

hugh.

hugo.

hunter.

hyde.

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ian.

ibrahim.

icarius.

idris.

igor.

iman.

immanuel.

imran.

indi.

indiana.

indigo.

indra.

inrique.

irwin.

isaak.

isaiah.

isaias.

ishmael.

isobell.

israel.

ivan.

ivey.

ivor.

ivory.

izzy.

starting with J ;;

jack.

jacob.

jagger.

jai.

james.

jamie.

jason.

jaspar.

jaxon.

jaydon.

jed.

jeremy.

jesse.

jett.

joel.

jameson.

jonathon.

jordan.

jose.

joseph.

joshua.

jude.

julian.

junior.

justin.

starting with K ;;

kade.

kai.

kalen.

kameron.

kane.

kasey.

kayden.

keaton.

keegan.

keenan.

kellan.

kendall.

kendrick.

kevin.

khalil.

kian.

kiefer.

kieran.

kingsley.

kingston.

klaus.

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konrad.

kristoff.

kyle.

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lachlan.

lamar.

lambert.

lance.

landon.

langston.

lawrence.

lawson.

leeroy.

lennon.

leo.

leonardo.

levi.

lewis.

liam.

lincoln.

lionel.

logan.

lorenzo.

louis.

luca.

lucas.

lucky.

lucis.

luke.

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mackenzie.

madden.

maddox.

malaki.

malcolm.

manuel.

marco.

marcus.

marley.

marshall.

martin.

mason.

matteo.

matthew.

max.

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michael.

miguel.

mike.

miles.

miller.

milo.

mitchell.

morgan.

moses

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nadir.

naiser.

nasir.

nate.

nathan.

nathaniel.

naveen.

naydon.

ned.

nico.

neil.

nelson.

nero.

nicholai.

nicholas.

nila.

niles.

nixon.

noah.

noel.

nolan.

norman.

north.

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nyle.

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oakley.

ocean.

octavius.

odell.

olaf.

oliver.

ollie.

omar.

omari.

orion.

orlando.

osborn.

oscar.

o’shea.

osten.

oswald.

otis.

otto.

owen.

oxley.

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page.

palmer.

parker.

parrish.

patrick.

paul.

paulo.

pax.

paxton.

payton.

penn.

percy.

perry.

peter.

phineas.

phoenix.

pierce.

pierre.

prescott.

presley.

preston.

prince.

princeton.

puck.

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quain.

quenby.

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remy.

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robin.

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[hangmansgbaby]

Pucking Finally E P I L O G U E

Masterlist

Nat arrived just before the game had started. She flashed her ticket to security and made her way up to the box reserved for the Kings' WAGs. Today was the last game before NHL playoffs and the Kings were in the running. If they win today, the Kings advance to the playoffs. So here she sat in a number 4 jersey, Javy's last name on her back, 4 months pregnant with his kid, and Javy was none the wiser that she was here.

Javy was standing at the wall listening to his coach and captain go over the plan of attack. As far as Javy was concerned in that moment, Nat was 2 hours away, in the comfort of her apartment in San Diego, prepping to move to LA Nat sat up in the box swapping pregnancy tips with Ellie Seresin, wife of Javy's friend Jake, who just found out she was expecting their first.

Soon the game began and Nat was at the edge of her seat, cheering on her boyfriend. Yep, the two had not tied the knot yet, the baby being a huge surprise and halting any thoughts of a wedding. 

Javy did his best on the defense line but by the midway point of the 2nd quarter, the Rangers were up 2-0. The team was tired and about to give up all hope of ending the playoffs tonight on their home ice. Javy skates near Jake who was given the new plan to pass on.

"What's the plan, Seresin?" Jake explains as he glances up at the box towards his wife.

"And maybe show off a bit ya know?" Jake adds.

"Why would I?" Javy laughs as Jake points up to the box. Javy follows his finger and spots Nat watching from above. Smiling, Javy waves up to the box and Nat's face lights up smiling back. "If we lose man, at least do it in style since she's here."

"We'll see."

And apparently that's exactly what Javy needed because in the last minute of the second period, he brought the game up 2-1 and midway through the third period, Javy tied the game 2-2 while his team kept the Rangers out of the net sending the game to overtime.

Nat watched on from above, cheering as Javy got his second goal of the game.

"He's gonna pull a hat trick." Ellie says. 

"I doubt it. Javy's been trying for years in minor leagues. He gave up on that notion a long time ago." Nat laughs as OT starts. No one scores during it, calling for a second OT.

"Let's go watch from the gate so we can meet the boys afterwards." Ellie drags Nat out of the box towards the elevators. 

"Is that even allowed?" Nat asks, following behind her.

"We're pregnant, you really think anyone is gonna tell us no?" Ellie points out as she presses the correct floor.

Sure enough, no one stops them and the girls watch from the glass as Javy makes the final score of the game, completing his hat trick. The fans burst out in cheers as the Kings celebrate their victory. Javy points directly at Nat mouthing, That was for you. Nat smiles as his team drags him away to celebrate. He only cheers for a moment before skating to the bench where his coach hands him something Nat couldn't quite see. Javy softly skates across the ice towards the open gate and right up to Nat.

"Hey."

"Hey." Nat laughs. "You got your hat trick finally."

"I got it for you." Javy laughs. "Ya know, I'm going to the Stanley Cup playoffs."

"You did." Nat replies. She reaches out her hand and Javy slips his in hers. 

"I still have to claim my prize." Javy mentions. Nat laughs again.

"Maybe you should go get it." Nat motions towards where his team celebrates on the ice.

"Actually, I was hoping that you," Jay pauses as he gets down on one knee and opens a small black box, "would be my prize."

"What?" 

"Natasha Trace, will you marry me?"

"Yes!" Nat almost screams as she wraps Javy in a hug, planting a kiss on his lips. "I have a surprise for you too." 

"Could this night get any better?" Javy asks as Nat pulls an ultrasound out of her pocket. "Natty, I've already seen this." Javy laughs, quickly slipping the ring on Nat's finger.

"Look again, closely." 

Javy looks again and notices two letters on the picture, A and B.

"Twins?!"

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[gunsnboots]

I can't draw beasty stuff but smth like this... OTL Puck is a b i g girl as werewolf. She's well over 5 meter.

[sarcasmchandlerbing]

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[puckthisyear]

Malkin's teammates share what makes sets him apart, favorite memories before his 1,000th game

CHICAGO -- Sidney Crosby still remembers the first time he saw Evgeni Malkin play.

It was the 2005 World Junior Championship in Grand Forks, North Dakota. It was the second World Junior appearance for both Crosby and Malkin, but the two hadn't gone head-to-head in the tournament in Helsinki, Finland the year prior. They finally met in the gold medal game, with Crosby and Team Canada winning the tournament with a 6-1 victory over Malkin and Russia.

Malkin made his World Championship debut with the senior Russian team later that season. Watching that tournament, Crosby couldn't help but take notice again of the young Russian prospect who had been drafted by the Penguins the year before.

"He was just dominating," Crosby recalled when I sat down with him earlier this week. "He was just 18 then. I thought he was pretty special from the first time I saw him play."

Crosby and Kris Letang were both drafted by the Penguins that summer, and Crosby made his NHL debut in the season that followed. Letang and Malkin joined Crosby in Pittsburgh a season later, and the three have been together now for 17 seasons.

Through Malkin' career 999 games, he's amassed 451 goals, 714 assists and 1,165 points, ranking No. 3 all-time in franchise history in each category behind Mario Lemieux and Crosby. When the puck drops for the Penguins' game against the Blackhawks in Chicago on Sunday, Malkin will join Crosby in the record books as the only players in franchise history to play 1,000 games with the Penguins.

I spoke with Crosby, Letang and a number of other teammates of Malkin about what makes Malkin so special and some of their favorite memories of Malkin over the years.

Crosby remembers it being "pretty hard to communicate" with Malkin during those early years together, when Malkin's English was extremely limited. Still, that didn't stop Malkin from quietly tagging along with his teammates when everyone would hang out outside of the rink.

"I mean, he didn't say anything," Letang said. "He would just come and have dinner and not say a word. He would just say the same thing, 'hamburger,' all the time. ... He was so shy earlier on and didn't speak much, but his humor is funny, like joking around making fun of everyone."

Letang was a little amused recalling that Malkin insisted on his teammates calling him "71" rather than his name back then.

Players who made their debuts with the Penguins later in Malkin's career remember being a little intimidated by Malkin at first.

"Obviously, you're pretty scared," Jake Guentzel said with a laugh about his first time meeting Malkin. "He's a superstar. My first game I sat alongside him and Phil (Kessel), I think you get pretty nervous. You don't want to mess up."

"It was a lot of intimidation on my part," Bryan Rust said. "I was probably feel a little nervous to meet him, just a guy of his stature both physically and with what he's done."

Brian Dumoulin said that he felt like he was "tiptoeing" around Malkin early on, and was a little nervous being around someone of Malkin's stature, until he realized he just had to talk to Malkin like any other person.

"I wouldn't say he's the most outgoing guy when you first get to know him," Dumoulin said. "It takes some time to get to know him and for him to open up and for you. I remember people were saying to Geno, like 'Why don't you say hi?' He's like, 'Why don't you say hi to me?' That's kind of how it was for 'G'. I mean, you've got to approach him just like anyone else. That's how he wants to be treated."

A common trend in players' first interactions with Malkin is Malkin getting their names wrong, much to the amusement of his teammates.

"It's such a Geno thing to do, to not remember names," Kasperi Kapanen said. "I don't know, I actually should go ask him now to see if he remembers my first name or not."

Consensus seems to be that Malkin's gotten better with names over the years, but it's still a bit of a running gag for a teammate to ask him what a newer teammate's name is to see what he says. Marcus Pettersson remembers being in the stick room with Patric Hornqvist in his first week after being traded to the Penguins when Malkin walked in the room. Hornqvist pointed to Pettersson and asked Malkin what his name was. Malkin paused, then pointed to the stick Pettersson was holding, and read the "Pettersson" label out loud. Players used to do the same at the yearly rookie parties, making it a game to see if Malkin knows the actual names of the younger players. He might know a guy as "Rusty" or "Dumo," but beyond that?

"That's the thing," Dumoulin said with a laugh. "He might not know my first and my last name, but he knows my nickname, you know? That's all that really matters, I don't care. He doesn't have to know my name or anything like that. It's pretty funny."

Some players think that Malkin's notoriously bad memory with names might be a little bit of an act, given his sense of humor.

"He called me 'goalie' for the longest time," Casey DeSmith said. "He's definitely a character in the room. I remember the first time he said like, 'Good game Casey' I was like, (shocked face) 'What'd you say?!'"

"He just kept calling me Jack," Guentzel laughed, recalling his rookie year. "I don't know if he was just messing around with me, playing a prank on a young guy. But it was just funny, because nobody really knows."

When you ask players what makes Malkin so special or how they'd describe him, it's that sense of humor that is often mentioned first. He keeps his teammates laughing, and keeps the room light.

"There's no filter," Letang said of Malkin. "It comes out raw with that kind of broken English. It's the broken English that makes it funny."

"His sense of humor, I think is awesome," Rust said. "He just kind of sticks to himself, he's kind of quiet most of the time. Then all of a sudden, he'll just start cracking jokes, he'll just kind of pop in there just at the right time. He has the whole room laughing."

"Every day, he always says something," Kapanen said. "He's got those one-liners that make everybody laugh, and he's just a funny, fun guy to be around. He's one of the funnier guys I've ever met. So it's been a pleasure to be here with him.

"He's always got some smartass comment to make or something sarcastic," DeSmith said.

"He's spontaneous," Tristan Jarry said. "He's just always yelling, always getting the guys to laugh."

On the ice, it's Malkin's passion, drive and skill that get mentioned by his teammates as what sets him apart.

"It's just his natural ability," DeSmith said

"He's generational talent," Jarry said. "Being able to watch him every day in practice and in every game, it's something special."

"He's passionate," said Rust. "He loves coming here and he loves playing hockey. He loves being with this team, in this organization, in the city. You can see it when he's playing well, you can see it when he's playing bad. He just wears his emotions on his sleeve and he just wants this team, he wants himself, and he wants everybody else to do so well. You can see how much he cares."

Pettersson compared Malkin to a train, and spoke about admiring that same passion Rust spoke of.

"He's fire," Pettersson said. "He's like a locomotive when he takes over the game, he's so powerful the way he drives the puck. I just think about whenever he gets fired up on the ice, scores a big goal or something like that. Like when we were in Toronto and he had a pretty bad tripping call on him then scored. When he gets fired up, he creates so much energy for us and it's fun to see him in beast mode when he gets like that."

Dumoulin said that Malkin is a "magician" with what he's able to do on the ice.

"Pittsburgh is very lucky and I think I'm very lucky to be able to watch him play for so long," Dumoulin said. "I mean, on the ice, he's the magician. You never really know what he's going to do with the puck, whether it be D zone, offensive zone, neutral zone. It's just fun to watch him get the puck and just go. He's always a game changer every time he's out there. It's exciting to watch."

"I think of him as a beast," Letang said. "He's just so strong, so big, skilled. He's kind of unstoppable when he's playing well."

Crosby said that if he had to choose one word to describe Malkin, it would be "dominant."

"The way he can take over a game is pretty rare," Crosby said. "There's not too many guys who can do that, and he's done it for a long time."

Crosby said that he has "tons" of favorite on-ice memories of Malkin, with a big one being his first NHL goal against the Devils in 2006:

https://youtu.be/7j7KB0LwYs0

"Then against Tampa, when he walked through everybody," Crosby added, referring to this goal in 2012:

https://youtu.be/Gp78VBEghWA

"Edmonton, the spin-o-rama," Crosby said, talking about this goal from 2015:

https://youtu.be/GHQbAhRgCTU

"That Carolina game, the hat trick he had in the playoffs," Crosby said, on Malkin's performance in Game 2 of the Eastern Conference Final in 2009:

https://youtu.be/h3RuU31iw6A

"I've been lucky," Crosby reflected. "I got to see a lot of those close up. Those are memories that I'll cherish forever."

Letang mentioned Malkin's entire performance in the 2009 playoffs -- when Malkin led the team in scoring with 14 goals and 22 assists in 24 games -- as one of his favorite memories. He also named Malkin's goal in the last game of the 2011-12 regular season against the Flyers: It was the first (and only) time Malkin hit the 50-goal mark in his career, and capped off a regular season in which Malkin won the Art Ross Trophy as the league's leading scorer, the Hart Memorial Trophy as the league MVP, and the Ted Lindsay as the league's top player as voted by the players:

https://youtu.be/uMRFiOUB9f8

Letang was asked what he thinks Malkin's legacy will be in Pittsburgh, and he thought it was a tough question to answer. He mentioned the three Stanley Cups they won together, and Malkin's impending 1,000th game, but said that Malkin's legacy to him will be something different.

"I don't remember those guys for the hockey part," he said. "I remember those guys for being with them. He's funny. He's hilarious. He's loud in his own way."

If one were to make a Mount Rushmore of the top four Penguins in franchise history, Malkin would surely be on it. His skill, dominance and passion are what has made him one of the greatest to ever play for the Penguins. But it's who he is off the ice that has him so beloved by his teammates.

[chanelfunnell]

Q@A

a) anon, shame Trevor Zegras is injured. I like his technical style of the game when he's serious about hockey and frankly, he's a little bit crazy off ice but adorable. We all need to laugh so to his horrible footwear. He is on the left..I know he is dorky as well and the shoes are super trendy.

B) anon, I am glad to see Tazer but I am not glad to see him in this puffy face state it is puffier than before and definitely he has not bloated face during his struggles in 2020, 2021. I'd point a finger on Meghan Butler in his life as all Marcus Aubrey's crap quasi medicine is up to Tazer's throat. He also clinges to old memories, having his old buddies over. What a coach said about his moods is quite scary. Maybe also booster by the intake of Aubrey's bs.

He's still handsome and adorable when he's serious, not furious but you see he is not all right and so his look aka so bloated face. Either health problems with kidneys that he does not admit etc or some substance by M Aubrey's use. Obviously it's a circle because he struggles withbkack of his routine and old team mates, changes, Lindsey pregnant again, Kaner is gone, his Blackhawks career ends soon so he clinges more and more to that bad support...tjan breaking the circle and facing the music...and these people are more fragile and getting more and more addicted to certain sect or drugs, pills etc..

C) anon, the Blackhawks injury list is vast, I am sorry for Tomorrow, Reese Johnson, good Tyler Johnson is back but they did not play so bad in last couple of games based on the injuries and newbies. I guess Seth Jones is calmer captain than nervous Tazer who was amazing when he did well off and on ice because he can't deal with losses.

D) anon, Crosby's long term crazy fan Ashley who is followed by Tazer is off the railing and on memory lane to Vancouver which was 13 years ago. Please...with all of that

You need to ask her or betteer, try to ask Sidney Crosby and Marketa whether they have dated, slept together, kissed or had a fling...i do not bother and no way after 10 years like Ashley. Obviously Kathy is in his life despite her denials and calling her a generic bland blonde. I am not a big fan of Kathy as I think she's bland lazy Step ford Wife but she is pretty and a serious partner of Sidney Crosby. Marketa and Kathy are the similar type at least in face department and Crosby has reacted to the Blackhawks and Hossa's photoshoot of 12 apostles of Last Supper as a copycat of flat caps so .....speculate...Ashley has been obsessed with her beside Kathy Leather for ages. We do not know how many children Marketa has and so about her partner's. We know 2, one of 8 years and one soccer player. Se has a baby boy apparently but no one knows. Whether true or not I guess when she will crawl out with any kid on the skates it will be definitely a champion with a huge game IQ and these two Vancouver goal champions once young bucks Crosby and Toews will start their own families. They are 36 and 35 years old this year for the sake of good hockey DNA and dynasties!!!!!

E) it is Nico Hirshier's sister, calm down, anon also a sister of Nurse etc is very good looking. At least NJ Devils are devils on the ice once again after years of tanking.

f) did you see Lafranieree and his cheeky sneaky puck between legs manoeuvre? He is brilliant if he wants to be as he is older now. It is stupid to put just 18 years old kid into NHL season to play permanently but he plays better with Kakko and he's too much sensitive or angry. When he gets his crap out of his head it's an amazing smart game and footwork to watch. Then Russian players and I don't mean Ovechkin empty entree but Kaprizov and his magic. I can't find on my stupid cell phone a video of certain game but I am not able to upload photos from that phone to Tumblr as well...

g)anon, I guess Dallas and San Jose players have huge competition in Skinner and new Swedish defenseman of the Oilers regarding moustache and a stubble, well, a beard department so Hannah Montana's dad with his doppelganger with a mullet in Mullet Arena. What a place to celebrate.

[peggyrose19]

the best part of work is antagonizing my coworkers. this whole interaction in our group chat tonight was quite honestly too funny to not post the whole thing. also just for the record my boss is on vacation today

coworker A, closing the outdoor pool: [image of key broken off in the lock] there is a problem at the outdoor pool...

me: why’d you let [A] do the doors

B: did you turn it off and on again. put it in rice?

C: did you try taking the door off

D: did you try asking the door nicely

C: did you say open sesame

me: sprinkle some fairy dust on it?

B: put the remaining part under your pillow and the key fairy will bring you a new one

C: did you try throwing rocks at it?

me: or maybe sticks? maybe some chlorine pucks?

E: try asking for it back nicely

F: go figure it was [A]. or was it [coworker G we’ve been blaming things on as a running joke] in disguise 

B: it definitely was [G]. he’s already broken some of the keys...

G: dawg i was nowhere near it 😭

H, also closing: [image of another key broken off into the lock] there is another problem at the outdoor pool... 

B: [G]!!

G: 🤥

boss: 🤦‍♂️

C: [G] what the heck

B: rip to the opener tmr

G: it’s me i’m opening🧍‍♂️

B: self sabotage 

me: rip to me and [A] closing tmr. i will be doing the doors

boss: of all the potential issues i thought we’d be dealing with this summer, locks and keys were definitely not on the list...

B: you did tell us not the break the gate lock key. so they broke every other key...

boss: i guess i need to be more general...don’t break things! any of the things! none of the things! don’t break them! 😂

boss: also, this is why we can’t have nice things

i have no idea if the issue has been resolved or not yet lmao

[porcelainvino]

glee girls or some other bad pun uhhhh

(cady!mercedes, regina!jesse, gretchen!tina, karen!puck, aaron!quinn, janis!jeremiah, damian!matt)

(DISCLAIMER: I KNOW ‘X’ GLEE CHARACTER WOULD WORK BETTER AS ‘Y’ MEANS GIRLS CHARACTER. THIS IS MY STUPID AU AND ITS BAD. LET ME HAVE THIS.)

[krakenbait]

bragging rights bracket update #4

 gooood evening, bracketeers and happy round 2! i’m currently watching the kraken take on the stars and enjoying the fact that this will be the last time i’ll have to be purposely funny for at least four games (imagine if the panthers swept the leafs... now that would be funny). last night, the devils defeated the rangers in game 7, making me immensely happy and saving the bragging ambitions of several participants. let’s see how the numbers are sitting today.

66 points

Jack I will pay you to get a mullet (@puck--off) - i want to know who put a banana peel on the ice for jack to slip on yesterday

Hughes line is it anyway? (@natashastarkk) - i’m out of lines from the “two-line vocabulary” skit

more hairy men (abby) - yesterday i saw an ad for beard dye (?) with joe thornton. it was weird. 

59 points

Chaos mode (emily) - 🎵it’s the end of the world as we know it and i feel fiiiine🎵

56 points

raise hell or whatever (@dawson-mercer) - 🎵 hey wake it up! hey shake it ouuuut... does anything still move you since you’re educated now? 🎵

you know ;) (@nastybastian) - 🎵 all grown up, and traveled so well. do you still hear the sound of the thunder, while you lie up by yourself? 🎵

GOOD vibrations (ki) - i need to amend my previous statement: your bracket was once toast, but now it is charred and flaming and noah is roasting marshmallows over it

Hold me like a grudge - 🎵 the world is always spinning and i can’t keep up 🎵

53 points

the bringer of chaos (brett) - i think you should get a robe like pk subban

46 points

Djoker’s actual bracket - at this rate i think the “cruel hockey god persona” bracket might be doing better than this one is

hopelessly optimistic bruins fan (@patron-saint-of-boston-hockey) - your bracket also falls into the same “on fire for marshmallow roasting” category as ki’s

43 points

come on and raise up (@andreisvechnikov) - “from now on, we are enemies”

ready 2b dissapointed but not surprised (@morganfrost) - 2b? you sunk my battleship!

the commissioner is not supposed to win (me) - the lyrics in jayc and noah’s comments are from “howl” by the gaslight anthem, aka the devils goal song. i was humming it today.

36 points

battle of the matty b’s (@shea-theodore`) - love to see the kraken up 4-2 after one period

33 points

last season 69 points (@arsonandhockey) - if round two was decided by the mascots fighting, who would win? my bet’s on buoy

the head, the heart, and the himbos (@circle--of--confusion) - that outcome would help you, considering seattle is your lifeline right now

30 points

big advocate for naps (@turbolainen) - canes vs devils for round 2, who are you rooting for?

13 points

if the bruins don’t win don’t talk to m (AJ) - your total points is 38. thirty -ight! that m-ans you can only g-t 25 mor- points at all!

[aratilightwood]

No, because despite all that went down in Lucheng:

(A) Playing matchmaker between Xie Wanqing (reincarnated Lady Chidi) and Xiao Run (Changheng’s mortal form) so they’ll get married.

(B) Making sure Xie Wanqing dies on her wedding night, in order to allow what’s fated to happen, to take place.

(C) A Midsummer Night’s Dream chaos that ensued when the wrong people fell in love with the wrong people - with Jieli acting as Puck on every turn.

(D) Dayin’s arrival and reluctance to kill Xie Wanqing, herself - making Changheng (as Xiao Run), fail in his mission.

(E) Rong Hao’s plan to poison Dongfang Qingcang, so he doesn’t raise an army of 10,000 using Lady Chidi’s primordial spirit.

(F) Xiao Run dying at the hands of a possessed Xie Wanqing, while she dies at the hands of Dongfang Qingcang - giving up his chance to raise the army.

(G) The realisation that Xiao Lanhua was in fact the reincarnation of goddess Xiyun.

(H) Yun Zhongjun and his army of immortal soldiers arriving to ambush and kill an injured Dongfang Qingcang - failing in the process.

The harmony upon which Xiao Lanhua and Dongfang Qingcang fell onto at the shore of Cangyan sea, was all that was needed to show their intense vulnerability and tenderness - finally giving into each other. Only when the whole world was completely silent, were they truly able to comprehend what was between them.

[electricea]

@unsureoddish sent - Jessica took an unsteady breath, her hands shaking as she listened to the dial tone on her cellphone. Her 'date' this year had gone horribly wrong, and the only person she could think to reach out to...was Ryuji.

Of course, it WAS Valentine's Day...so she was fully prepared for him not to answer. And if that happened, then...she wasn't sure what she was going to do.

"H-Hello-" she stammered as soon as the line connected. She was desperately trying to mask the fact that she was in tears, but it was fairly obvious in hindsight.

"I know you, u-um, you're probably busy with your Valentine's Day...b-but um..." She spoke, ignoring the odd looks from the other women in the restroom.

"If you g-get the time, could...c-could you walk me home...?"

((Sorry this is unprompted...just having a bad holiday and felt like writing something. Feel free to delete!))

( Valentines Day 2023 - Accepting! )

Ryuji's Valentines Day hadn't really felt much like a Valentines Day at all, rather just another uneventful day at Shujin. Earlier that morning, he'd received a chocolate from his Ma and here and there, he'd gotten the odd friendship chocolate - but it was just friendship chocolate, nothing to read too deeply into.

Whilst perhaps a year ago, he might have been bemoaning his lack of a date, today he was simply tired from a long time of passively observing couples and ready to head home.

...That was until he had felt his phone beginning to vibrate and though there had been a few seconds where he stared curiously at the screen, wondering what Jessica could have possibly been calling him about, he did puck up the phone.

"Ah, Jess." He gives a slight nod and a smile, an instinct even if he knows that she can't see it, though the smile lasts for little under a minute as he realizes something sounds wrong. "Oh, it's okay, actually. I'm not busy at all,"

"...Where are you, Jess? I'll come and find you,"

[hangmansgbaby]

Puck Around and Find Out

A TGM Hockey AU

The San Diego Daggers has together for 5 years and the players have grown extremely close. And with a close team comes with everyone being there to witness every step of your life. Read along as the Daggers work through major moments in their's and each other’s lives.

| Meet the Team |

*listed in timeline order*

P U C K I N G F I N A L L Y Playlist | Taglist

Javy Machado x Natasha Trace | Prequel | Javy and Nat had been on again, off again since freshman year of college, ending on off again at the time of graduation. A year later, Nat is in desperate need of a date to her cousin’s wedding where everyone is convinced her and Javy have been together for the last year and a half, including her parents. Javy agrees to pretend so long as Nat tells them they broke up soon after. A weekend together though may just make them change their minds, but will they say something or just let the opportunity for something more serious pass them by?

R O Y A L L Y P U C K E D Playlist | Taglist

Jake Seresin x Layne Thomas (Athletic Trainer) | Layne Thomas is the new physical therapist for the San Diego Daggers but on day one, she runs into an all too familiar face, who is also the captain of the Daggers. Jake Seresin, who met Layne by chance in Denver, Colorado after a game, has nonstop thought of her ever since that one night and now she’s here before him in San Diego. Jake pines after his Denver girl while Layne does everything to ignore his advances, even going as far to show more interest in his alternate captain despite her own feelings for him blooming.

W H A T T H E P U C K Playlist | Taglist

Bradley Bradshaw x Riley "Racer" St. James (Dagger Ice Girls Captain) | Riley St James is the captain of the Dagger Ice Girls and long time friend, recently turned girlfriend, of Alt Captain Bradley Bradshaw. When Bradley’s ex shows up and drops a baby in his arms before leaving, Bradley’s entire world is flipped upside down. Between Bradley’s new found fatherhood and the possibility of losing her spot on the team, Racer has to work hard to prove she is still a devote girlfriend and worthy of her spot as an Ice Girl.

P U C K I N G S H O T S Playlist | Taglist

Bob Floyd x Beatrice "Bug" St. James (Team Photographer) | The SD Dagger photographer sees every side of of the team, but her favorite view is Bob Floyd. The sweet, wouldn’t hurt a fly boy is one of the toughest goalies in the game and Bug has he sights, and lens, set on him and she’s willing to break every rule in the handbook to win him over.

B E Y O N D P U C K E D Playlist | Taglist

Mickey Garcia x Mia Floyd (Dancer) | Bob’s sister, Mia Floyd, just moved to San Diego to be apart of a local dance troupe and catches the eye of one Mickey Garcia. Despite being labeled off limits by her older brother, Mickey can’t help to try his hardest to win over the dancer.

S O C I A L P U C K S Playlist | Taglist

Reuben Fitch x Jessica "Click" Monroe (Social Media Manager) | Jessica Monroe has been the social media manager for the Daggers since their inception. Although her strict no player/coworker policy, a scandal involving Reuben Fitch’s name breaks out and the only way to save his image is to convince the world he is long since taken, only… the press seems to have a different plan that the PR team.

[mitchbeck]

PREGAME: WOLF PACK HOPE TO BUILD ON WIN OVER B'S

By: Alex Thomas, Hartford Wolf Pack PROVIDENCE, RI – The Hartford Wolf Pack and Providence Bruins meet tonight for Game 2 of their best-of-five Atlantic Division Semifinal series at the Amica Mutual Pavilion in Providence. The puck drop is set for 7:05 p.m., and coverage is available on AHLTV and Mixlr. Tale of The Tape: The Wolf Pack and Bruins met ten times during the regular season, with each team winning five games. The Wolf Pack posted a record of 5-4-1-0, while the Bruins went 5-3-1-1. The Wolf Pack went 2-2-1-0 in Providence during the 2023-24 campaign. The Wolf Pack drew first blood in the series on Wednesday night, taking Game 1 4-3 in Providence. Jake Leschyshyn opened the scoring just 67 seconds in, cutting down the right-wing side before maneuvering to the slot and snapping his first goal of the Calder Cup Playoffs by Brandon Bussi. 4:20 later, at 5:27, Blake Hillman extended the lead to 2-0 with his first postseason goal. Brett Berard found Hillman in the slot, who fired a one-timer by Bussi. The goal was Hillman's third career Calder Cup Playoff tally. The Bruins drew even in the second period, striking twice. Jimmy Lambert collected his first career Calder Cup Playoff goal 6:19 into the period, driving into the right-wing circle before snapping a shot by Dylan Garand. Oskar Steen then set Lambert up in the slot at 13:41, where the forward ripped home his second goal of the contest. Tyler Pitlick ripped the lead back for the Wolf Pack with 33.5 seconds left in the middle stanza. Victor Mancini fired a puck toward the goal that Pitlick got a piece of, beating Bussi for his first goal of the playoffs. Anton Blidh then displayed great patience before tucking in a backhander for his first goal of the postseason 88 seconds into the third period. The goal, which made it 4-2 then, would be the eventual game-winner. Patrick Brown drew the Bruins within one at 19:12, deflecting home an Anthony Richard shot with the extra attacker out, but it would not be enough on this night. The Wolf Pack's victory in Game 1 was its third consecutive postseason victory at the Amica Mutual Pavilion, dating back to Game 1 and Game 2 of last year's Atlantic Division Semifinal. Wolf Pack Outlook: Hartford's victory in Game 1 was its third straight this postseason. The club will play its fifth consecutive road playoff game tonight. Pitlick's goal in Game 1 was his first in the Calder Cup Playoffs since May 3rd, 2013, as a member of the Oklahoma City Barons. His three points in Game 1 (1 g, 2 a) are the most by a Wolf Pack player in a postseason game this year. Berard collected two assists in Game 1, giving him a three-game point streak. That is the longest active point streak among Wolf Pack players. Garand picked up his third consecutive victory in Game 1. He made 32 saves. Garand is 3-1 during these Calder Cup Playoffs with a .945 save percentage. Berard leads the Wolf Pack in points with five (1 g, 4 a) through four games during these Calder Cup Playoffs. Riley Nash's two goals lead the Pack, while Berard's four assists lead the way in that category. Bruins Outlook: The Bruins earned a bye for the second consecutive spring through the First Round of the Calder Cup Playoffs. The Bruins finished second in the Atlantic Division with a record of 42-21-6-3, good for 93 points behind only the Hershey Bears. Their 93 points were good for second in the Eastern Conference, behind only the Bears, and fourth in the AHL behind the Bears (111 points), Coachella Valley Firebirds (103 points), and Milwaukee Admirals (97 points). At home this season, the Bruins went 21-9-3-3. They finished with 48 points at home, which is second in the Eastern Conference behind only the Bears. Their 21 wins at home were also second in the Eastern Conference, once again only trailing the Bears (29). The Bruins were 0-for-two on the powerplay in Game 1. Bussi made 23 saves in defeat, falling to 1-4 in his Calder Cup Playoff career against the Wolf Pack. Lambert, who had two goals in his Calder Cup Playoff debut, led the Bruins with six shots in Game 1. During the regular season, Georgii Merklov led the Bruins in both goals with 30 and points with 65 (30 g, 35 a). Jayson Megna, meanwhile, led the club in assists with 37. He recorded three assists in the regular season finale against the Wolf Pack. Game Information: WATCH: AHLTV LISTEN: Mixlr The Wolf Pack's play-by-play voice, Alex Thomas, will host 'Wolf Pack Pregame,' which will air live on AHLTV and Mixlr at 6:50 p.m. Single-game tickets for Game 3 and Game 4 of the Atlantic Division Semifinal are on sale now! For playoff information, please visit hartfordwolfpack.com/tickets/playoff-information. About Oak View Group (OVG): Oak View Group (OVG) is the global leader in live experience venue development, management, premium hospitality services, and 360-degree solutions for a collection of world-class owned venues, and a client roster of arenas, convention centers, music festivals, performing arts centers, and cultural institutions. Established by Tim Leiweke and Irving Azoff in 2015, OVG is the leading developer of major new venues open or under development across four continents. Visit OakViewGroup.com, and follow OVG on Facebook, Instagram, LinkedIn, and X. ABOUT THE HARTFORD WOLF PACK: The Hartford Wolf Pack has been a premier franchise in the American Hockey League since its inception in 1997. It is the top player-development affiliate of the NHL's New York Rangers and plays at the XL Center. The Wolf Pack has been home to some of the Rangers' newest faces, including Igor Shesterkin, Filip Chytil, and Ryan Lindgren. 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