The Big Ten as Westerosi Houses
The Big Ten welcomed its four new members with an updated version of their infamous map commercial, which is a riff on the opening credits of Game of Thrones. While some schools do not have much history with the century old membership, there are some similarities with the great houses of Westeros. Below are associations of each football program in relation to the families and groups in George R. R. Martin’s fiction.
The better version with actual stadiums:
Purdue – House Strong of Harrenhall
The idea of the Big Ten was first initiated in West Lafayette. Harrenhall was the first large fortress before the Conquest.
Illinois – House Tully of Riverrun
Lord of the Mississippi, Ohio and Illinois Riverlands. Descendants of the First Men and the Andals.
Northwestern – House Frey of the Twins
The Freys resent their overlords in the Riverlands. Like to tax crossings in Chicago, even though alumni from Illinois outnumber them. Established in 1851 to serve the historic The Northwest Territory in the Neck.
Wisconsin – House Stark of Winterfell
The First Men who won a Big Ten Championship in 1896.
Minnesota – House Bolton of the Dreadfort
It is said that the enmity between Houses Stark and Bolton goes back to the Long Night since Minnesota and those badgers have the longest football rivalry in the nation.
Michigan – House Lanaster of Casterly Rock
Think they should be Hand of the King and run the Conference as Golden Maize and Blue.
Iowa – House Arryn of the Eyrie
Birds of a feather should flock together.
Indiana – House Velayron of Driftmark
Once proud house whose exploits are better known in the seas called basketball.
Ohio State – House Targaryen of King’s Landing
Dominated the Conference since their Conquest and the Ten Years War with Woody Hayes.
Michigan State – House Greyjoy of the Iron Islands
They do not sow. Love to pillage on the west coast of Michigan.
Penn State – House Baratheon of Storm’s End
Thought they would be king when joining in 1994.
Nebraska – Night’s Watch as Castle Black
The Blackshirt Defense mans the Wall in Lincoln.
Rutgers – House Tyrell of Highgarden
Relatively new lords in the prosperous Reach of New Jersey and York
Maryland – House Hightower at Oldtown
Proximity to the old capital. Their seal even looks like the globes at the Citadel.
USC – House Martell of Sunspear
Westeros rotated 90 degrees is the size of the USA, thus Dorne is California.
UCLA – House Dayne of Starfall
The Sword of the Morning was forged where a meteor named Lew Alcindor landed.
Washington – House Mormont of Bear Island
The Pacific Northwest is akin to Bear Island, Longcraw’s pommel was changed to a Huskie.
Oregon – the Free Folk at Hardhome
Our last addition to the conference is a wilding invasion.
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Alex Kirshner at Slate:
The Pac-12 Conference, which started in 1915 as the Pacific Coast Conference and donned a bunch of names over a successful century of Western teams playing games with each other, is dead.
After USC and UCLA exited for the Big Ten last summer, and after Colorado headed for the Big 12 last month, the conference took on additional water on Friday: Oregon and Washington, the Pac-12’s biggest remaining fish, joined their Los Angeles counterparts in the Big Ten. The Big 12 Conference is now also adding Arizona, Arizona State, and Utah, news that broke just minutes after the Pacific Northwest schools decided to join the Midwest. The future is deeply murky for the biggest schools left in the Pac-12 now, Stanford and Cal in the Bay Area. And it looks only grim for two of the quirkiest and most fun programs in college football: Oregon State and Washington State, who are losing their blood rivals (Oregon and Washington) to another league but aren’t getting the call to decamp themselves. The specifics will fall into place in the days ahead. The big picture is already a bleak one.
The degradation of the Pac-12, and now its imminent outright death as anything like what it has always been, is a college sports tragedy. In some part, this moment is a natural destination for a train that left its station decades ago and will run over more of college sports’ nice old things in the years to come. But what has happened to the Pac-12 wasn’t inevitable and certainly didn’t need to unfold as quickly as it did. What college sports fans know as the Conference of Champions is at death’s door because of cold, hard capitalism, yes, but also because the people in charge of stewarding the Pac-12 were the wrong mix of arrogant and incompetent.
College sports has been transmogrifying into a made-for-TV product since the mid-1980s, when the Supreme Court stripped the NCAA of its top-down control of football television rights and left teams and conferences to make their own agreements. As one cycle of gigantic TV deals has given way to the next, the Pac-12 has slid into a more pronounced disadvantage against its peers in the South and Midwest. College football is a religion in the Southeastern Conference’s footprint and in much of the Big Ten’s, though the latter now covers both the parts of the country obsessed with football and the parts that are not. The Big Ten and SEC have lucrative TV networks of their own that they run in partnership with ESPN and Fox, and the leagues sell the rights to broadcast their games—their inventory, in industry parlance—for hundreds of millions of dollars. The financial edge of the big two leagues cost the Pac-12 both UCLA and USC in a realignment move to the Big Ten last summer, and the same edge has now cost them Oregon and Washington to render the Pac-12 unrecognizable. When those schools left, three others fled in response to the Big 12, and suddenly, it was all over. The Northwestern Big Ten entrants might only get half the money of a normal Big Ten member, but that will be more than they were likely to get if they had stayed in the outgunned Pac-12. Someone might look at the TV cash disparity and conclude the Pac-12 never had a chance to survive.
But the Pac-12’s predicament is worse than simply not being able to compete financially with the Big Ten and SEC. The world was big enough for the league to survive in a reasonably strong form anyway, as a secondary but still powerful conference with a distinct Western identity. The reason the Pac-12 is instead finished is that its leaders messed up repeatedly and gruesomely until they couldn’t blow it anymore.
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All of this adds up to something a little less severe than the death of Western college football, because the teams involved will keep playing games. Fans will keep tailgating, their lives mostly unaffected by how much TV money their alma maters are raking in. But the reduction or demise of the Pac-12 will have serious costs. It could end either the Washington–Washington State rivalry known as the Apple Cup or the Oregon–Oregon State game that they used to call the Civil War. (The departing schools say they’ll prioritize maintaining those games, and we can only hope that stays true forever.) It will weaken the geographic distinction in a sport that used to see provincialism as a feature, not a bug. And it will pit schools against teams they share no history or animus with, in an 18-team Big Ten (at least) where some teams will go years without playing each other. They’ll all be richer. There is no guarantee that they, or anyone, will be happier.
The demise of the Pac-12 was entirely avoidable. USC and UCLA's defections to the Big Ten (B1G) were the warning shot of P12's demise; however, the conference still could have been in a manageable shape.
But when Colorado hightailed it back to the Big 12, the dominoes began to really unravel for the Pac-12's survival. Arizona, Arizona State, and Utah joined Colorado to the Big 12, and Washington and Oregon went to the B1G, leaving behind Washington State, Oregon State, Cal, and Stanford in a rudderless P12.
In truth, the Pac-12's disaster began with the Pac 12 Networks, and will end with messes.
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