#bUt He UsEd To Be HoTtTtTtT

[dicapriho]

everyone praising and kissing brad pitt’s abusive ass at the golden globes, as if none of his kids talk to him, bc you know...he abused them as well as angelina jolie for years behind closed doors. but never fucking mind, it’s all protect our rich white men when it comes to hollywood.

[bbqhooligan]

go watch this even if you dont like asmr youre gonna like this guy i promise cuz i dont like asmr and even if you dont like guys youre gonna like this guy cuz i dont like guys either you get it

lesbian APPROVED hes the most beautiful man ive ever seen full stop

[maplesyrupsainz]

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pairing: lando norris x fem reader y/n (she/her)

genre: social media au

warnings: none just fluff!

summary: in which she finally gives him a chance, or in which he is sunshine and she is midnight rain 🌧️

a/n: LOVEEE THISSSS lowkey

request!!!: Lando with a girlfriend who plays very hard to get and Lando is down bad for her and will quiye literally do anything just to take her out?????

fc: beabadoobee

my masterlist

instagram ->

alex_albon

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alex_albon an old friend and her cats

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user1 omg so cute who is she

user2 alex's childhood friend !!!

user3 y/n cameo!!! it's been ages

lilymhe i love miso and kimchi so much

yourusername THEY LOVE YOU

alex_albon im cuter than the cats

yourusername in your dreams perhaps

lilymhe im not saying anything...

user4 lily and alex cutest couple ever

user5 FAV WAG

messages ->

txts between alex & lando !!!

instagram ->

yourusername

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yourusername life 🍸

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lilymhe beaut girl

yourusername ily

friend1 drinks again soon

yourusername you alr kneowwww!!!

user6 lando norris in her likes?

user7 peep lando

yourbff omg hot hot hot hottttttt

yourusername oh stop it u

lilymhe posted a story

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user8 widdol miso 🥺

alex_albon miss you

lilymhe shush it's been 2 hrs

user9 she's so cute

messages ->

txts between lily & lando !!!

txts between lando & you !!!

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yourusername

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yourusername cute weekend 🎀

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friend1 ilysm

yourusername ilyyyy

lilymhe miss u

yourusername imy i'll see u at silverstone :))

alex_albon UR COMING??

yourusername yes u literally begged me i dont have a choice....

lilymhe YEY

user10 AWW cutest friendship ever

user11 can't wait to see her in the paddock wtf

messages ->

txts between max (fewtrell) & lando !!!

txts between lando & you !!!

instagram ->

landonorris posted a story

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alex_albon what the hell

landonorris heyy alex

alex_albon I SAID NO

landonorris 🥺

alex_albon get a job stay away from her

user12 who is she

user13 OMG Y/N?!!!

maxfewtrell down bad

twitter ->

instagram ->

yourusername posted a story

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alex_albon 😍

liked by yourusername

landonorris you're at silverstone?

yourusername yupp

landonorris wouldn't be opposed to a visit from u

yourusername really? which garage is it

landonorris ...mclaren

yourusername ohh right yea my bad

user20 SO CUTEEEE

user21 OMG y/n & lily hanging out at silverstone so cute

landonorris posted a story

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lilymhe awww you love her

maxfewtrell can't even tell if she likes you or not

landonorris the mixed signals are mixed signalling

maxfewtrell nah she's playing hard to get

landonorris don't say that it fuels my delusions

user22 ONG THIS IS REALLY CUTE

user23 ARE U DATING HER

yourusername wow im gonna get so many followers now

landonorris are you using me for clout?

yourusername jury still out

lilymhe 📍 silverstone

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lilymhe i won't tell you my favourite part of the weekend

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yourusername why? was it me?

alex_albon obviously not

lilymhe 🤫

user24 they have double date potential tbh

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user25 lando liking this omg he's down astronomically bad

user26 new fav fourple jus droppedddd

user27 all i wanna know is if lando is dating y/n

alex_albon same

landonorris same

user28 HAHAA WHAT

landonorris 📍 silverstone

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landonorris p4 at the home race can't complain

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user29 AHHH ILY LANDO

user30 omg y/n grid post

user31 THE RED PANDA

user32 omg??? y/n's red panda??????

yourusername omg my baby!!!

landonorris she misses u

yourusername return her to me this instant

landonorris ok fine. wuu2 tonight then?

yourusername im free at 7.

user33 I KNOW THEY AINT TALKING ABOUT THAT JELLYCAT

user34 omg lando got rizz???

user35 lando is so down bad it's insane

messages ->

txts between alex lily & you !!!

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yourusername she's a red panda and her name is rosie 🎋 and that's just some guy

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user36 OMG ROSIE RED PANDA

user37 OMG??? y/n finally acknowledging lando?

user38 omg such a cute carousel

lilymhe sooo playing hard to get worked out?

yourusername 🤫

user39 AWWW STOPPP

user40 her finally giving up her cool act to be cutesie with lando 🥺

alex_albon some guy sounds about right

landonorris she's actually on about you

alex_albon sure 🙄

yourusername no comment

user41 ARE THEY DATING

landonorris helllll yeaaaahhhhhhh

yourusername no comment!!! (yes)

user42 SCREAM at their two personalities

THE END 🧡

[tbsangstersgf]

Best Friend Minho x fem!reader

warnings: handsy glader, cursing, spicy

NO SMUT

mostly fluff, but definitely some spice

Best friend, he’s your best friend y/n nothing more stop looking at him like that. 

You’d been in the glade for a little over a year, one of the first to come up. Of course you were also one of the first people to explore the maze. You’re a Runner, and proud of it. Everyone respects you for how hard you work, and it’s well deserved. 

At first it was just you, Newt, and Minho running in a group for safety. But then Newt got hurt, and couldn’t run anymore. So now it’s just you and Minho running the maze until you choose more runners. You run together still, because not one person thinks that it’s smart to separate when you know so little about the maze and the monsters that haunt it.

“I wonder how much longer we’ll be searching” you huff, sweaty and tired from almost five hours of running. 

“Yeah, but we can’t stop our searching until we find a way out, I don’t wanna spend the rest of my life in the shucking maze.”

“We’ve been running so long can’t we have a lunch break now?”you whine. 

Minho looks over at you as you slow down and he smirks, 

“ fine ya lazy shank, we’ll rest for a half hour then finish out the day”

You both sit and pull out your small lunch if fruits and plain bread, silently grateful for Frypan figuring out how to use wheat for his delicious homemade bread. 

It’s quiet as you lean against the wall, and you take the time to admire Minho, in the least creepy way possible. His hair looks good even after all that running, and damn was he built, his shirt slightly sweaty and sticking to his form a bit. 

He closes his eyes and leans his head back against the wall and you cough as you’re taking a sip of water, caught off fairs by how attractive it was. No! Shut up y/n! He’s your best friend FRIENDDD nothing more stop thinking about him like that why does he have to be so damn hottttttt. 

“You good there shuckface?” 

He catches you off guard with the nickname and you feel heat rise to your cheeks as he smirks at you, but in a concerned kind of way.  

“Do you ever just wish things were different, Minho?”

“Different how? Like in the Glade?”

You laugh at his confusion, “No it’s just a different way of life when you’re the only girl, not that you get it though Mr. Tough Guy” you sigh, after a year of it you’d gotten used to it but hell, some boys have no respect, and can’t take no for an answer.

“So help me understand then.” Minho furrows his brows a bit and turns his body to face you.

“It’s just a girl thing i guess”

Raising his voice an octave Minho acts offended “Girly ok you know I’m here for you sister. Spill the tea😝” you laugh at his dumb girl voice. “No but seriously I’m here for y/n, I’m your best friend you can talk to me about anything.”

“Ugh fine” you cave, not planning on confessing anything, but definitely needing to talk. “Friendships are weird for me. All the guys that I just wanna be friends with want more. And the guy that I want more with just wants to be friends, nothing more.”

“Ahhh I see” he says, mocking a serious tone “y/n’s got a crushhhhhh oooooooooooooolalalalala!!!” He wiggles his eyebrows “Do tell, don’t be shy y/n. Is it Newt?”

“Im not saying!” You laugh “it’ll go straight to your head!” 

Not even realizing your slip you keep laughing. But Minho goes quiet, a slow smirk spreading across his face. He grins even bigger when he realizes that you have no idea you just gave it away. Jumping up he offers you a hand and says

“Come on shank let’s get going”

Both surprised and suspicious that Minho had dropped the subject so quickly you continued your run.  As you got to the end of your run started to worry.

What if he somehow figured out that I liked him and doesn’t feel the same way?Is it gonna be awkward now? Dammit did I just ruin my relationship with my best friend? Oh gosh, please no.

You finally reached the giant doors that lead back to the maze and run straight to the map room mean hoe right behind you. As you both work on the tedious task of drawing out the maze, you finally decide to say something, just to make sure your friendship isn’t ruined.

“Hey Minho?”

“Yeah y/n?” He suddenly stops what he’s doing and gives you his full attention. 

“We’ll be friends no matter what right?”

“Of course shank, always.” 

His gaze lingers on you, knowing exactly why you were asking. A grin spreads across his face again, as he looks at you focusing on your work with a small smile. You look up at him and catch him staring, a shy smile on your face as you quickly look down. 

Does he know?

(TW: handsy glader) it gets spicy

About a half hour later you suddenly realize something. 

“Oh shit it’s greenie day! I completely forgot they probably already started the bonfire!” You exclaim before grabbing Minho’s hand and dragging him out of the map room to grab some food and a jar or two of Gally’s drink. 

Two hours later you’re still having fun by the bonfire you’ve had a bit of Gally’s drink but not enough to really affect you.

But you are buzzed, which makes you a little oblivious to the random Gladers who flirt with you. And a little more physically affectionate. 

“Hey y/n” some random Glader who is definitely drunk comes up and puts his arm around you. 

“Wassup dudeee” you giggle a bit as the weight of his arm makes you stumble a bit. The glader leans in incredibly close and his and slides down from your shoulder, moving to your hip. 

“Hey there y/n, you wanna have some fun?” 

Slowly, painfully slowly you realize what he means. Your hesitation makes the glader think that it’s a yes. He starts to drag you away from the bonfire when you realize what’s happening. 

Thankfully, your night in shining armor, had been keeping a close eye on you all night long. He follows you as the guy pulls you through the Deadheads.

“Let go of me!” You scream and smack the glader in the chest, struggling to get out of the tight grip he has on your waist and hip. 

“Come on, it’ll be fun, I know you want me…” 

The guy grabs your face and starts to pull you in

“Stop! Please!” You yell, in no position to fight back, the guy could seriously hurt you if you tried anything. Just as the guy was about to kiss you, someone jumps out from behind a tree and knees the guy into the nearest tree. 

You hear a loud smack as the guy hits his head and Minho starts beating the shit out of him. 

“Minho! Stop I’m okay! He’s already unconscious you’re gonna kill him!”

Minho looks up at you, eyes wild with fury at seeing what the guy tried to do to you.

He grabs your hand without a word, and you two slowly walk back to the bonfire. Minho sits down on a log and you sit on the ground in front of him, your back to the massive flames. His eyes never leaving yours. 

Most of the gladers have gone to bed, but 3 or 4 are still up, the last few sober people cleaning up a bit.

“Y/n? Are you okay?” Minho asks, his tone laced with worry. 

“Yeah, you saved me.”

“I can’t believe that guy tried to-“

“Minho.” Your voice is stern.

“Yeah?”

“You saved me, that’s all that matters. Thank you”

He grins, looking at you with a playful smirk. “That’s what friends are for right?”

Friends. Yeah, because that’s all you would ever be. Friends. 

“Y/n?” 

“Yes Minho?”

You’re still buzzed, and you’ve had a bit more to drink after the handsy glader. 

Minho is silent for a second. 

You stand up quickly, still dizzy and a fuzzy feeling in your head. As unstable as you are you fall forward, Minho catching you by your hips. He looks up at you, and you look down at him. 

Your hands come to rest on his shoulder and the side of his face. For a second you just stare at him, but then you remember that he was about to say something.

“Yes Minho?”

Suddenly he’s on his feet, and it switches to you looking up at him, and him looking down at you.

“Shuck” he whispers barely audible. His eyes flicker from your lips to your eyes and to your lips, silently asking permission. 

For a second you both just stand there, his hands on your hips and your hand that was on his shoulder sliding down to his chest, keeping you two from being as close as you are longing to be. 

The hand on the side of his face moves, and you brush your thumb over his lips. 

“Shuck” he says again this time even quieter. He lets out a soft groan as if making a life changing decision. You close your eyes  and softly, oh so softly whisper his name “Minho…” 

Anything that possibly could have made him hold back is immediately broken down as he hears you say his name.

“Y/n” he whispers one last time before he pulls you in until your lips are ghosting over each others. You briefly open your eyes to look at him and something in him snaps as you make eye contact. 

“Fuck” he says.

Then nothing else matters

It’s just you two as he kisses you. He kisses you. Holy shit. Your mouths move in sync and his grip on your waist tightens as he pulls you impossibly closer. Your hands move around to the back of his head and run through his hair. He groans into your lips at the sensation, and you smile into his lips, breaking the kiss to laugh. 

“Damn Minho-“

You get cut off as he pulls you back in possessively, it catches you by surprise and you lightly moan into the kiss. 

The sound spurs him on ever further, and suddenly his hands are on the back of your legs and he breaks the kiss. 

“Jump” his voice is raspy and breathless and man is it hot. You jump and it’s like you weigh nothing as he holds you up by your thighs, your legs wrapped around his waist. 

Then he’s carrying you to the closest tree, and your back is pushed up against it, supporting you. 

His hands are back at your waist and they slowly move up up under your shirt, feeling your skin. They stop at about halfway up your torso. 

He’s switching between lightly massaging your waist and your thighs (good Lord he loves your thighs) when you slowly start to kiss down his neck. 

He quickly grabs your chin and makes you look at him

“Don’t- don’t do that” he looks at you with a look in his eyes that you can’t help but love. “Hmmm someone has control issues.” You laugh at him and he pulls away from the tree, his hands going to your legs to carry you again. He starts to make his way to his hut, on the way there you start to kiss his neck again and he stops, a dangerous look in his eyes.

“Y/n. Stop, you have no idea what you’re doing to me.” 

“Minho?” 

“Yes baby?” 

“Baby?” You laugh peck him on the lips and unwrap your legs from his waist standing up. For a split second he’s scared, scared you’re gonna realize you don’t want him and walk away. But then you take his hand in yours and continue to walk to his hut. Once there you both step in and he gives you a shirt of his, which makes it a little big on you. He turns around as you quickly change, and he does the same. Wordlessly you both climb into bed. He wraps his arms around you and you two lie on your sides just looking at each other. All of the sudden he shifts so you’re lying right on top of him, your head on his chest. He looks down to meet your gaze, 

“Y/n, you’re my girlfriend now” he states, no questions or anything. 

You grin, “Finally shuckface, it took you long enough” 

He laughs and is about to comment on how you slipped up in the maze and practically told him, when he looks down to see you asleep, or so he thinks. 

Barely audible over your own breathing, he whispers 

“I shucking love you y/n” and you smile, knowing that you’ll wake up in his arms and the rest of the shucked up world won’t matter.

requests are open and critiques are welcome! loosely based off combo of movie and book

[bigassbowlingballhead]

so um heres the latest: babygirl is fucking me hard in the ass and its good like so good but then he stops before i orgasm and shoves a butt plug into my gaping hole. and um its attached to a leash and babygirl tells me if it falls out then he wont let me orgasm at all. and he doesnt make it easy, he uses the leash to order me around like he drags me up to standing position and throws a bag with a strap and dildos at me and says he needs me to fuck him and when i grab a random dildo, he yanks the leash and keeps doing it until i pick the one he wants me to use.

i start fucking him from behind. but a few mins later we shift so hes laying on the edge of the bed holding his legs up and im fucking him hardd. when i slow down he wraps his legs around my waist and pulls me back and also uses the leash to keep me at the pace he wants. when i hit his prostate he yelps and groans and i keep hitting the same stop until he yanks the leash super hard. i might be the one fucking him but hes very much in control and its so hottttttt. when hes a sweaty shaking mess i stop suddenly and brace myself for the tug at the butt plug still hanging on in my abused hole. babygirl pouts and when i tell him i think he needs to ride the strap, his eyes flash dark for a second as he says he has a better idea and pulls out a massive double ended dildo. 

he shoves me on the bed and shoves one side of the dildo in my ass before climbing onto the other end and sinking down. we both moan like so loudly and when babygirl starts fucking himself on it, i grab his thorbbing leaking dick and not even a few strokes later hes coming. and the view is absolutely obscene, babygirl looks like a fucking god and his head is thrown back and hes making so many noises ugh sooooo hottt. and when i dont come at the same time as him, he gets a lil pouty until i tell him i was waiting for his okay. hes super proud of me and it turns him on so much that he comes again when i come a few minutes later and the dream ends with us moaning together lol 

My dear sweet friend bp anon. Have you considered starting to actually write and post smut because… I think you’re on to something good here.

[hellomasee]

I’m still thinking of that video of Mase, he looks so fucking hot, I’m using it in my scenarios before going to sleep lol

SO HOTTTTTTT ngl i felt 🦋 like him walking towards you like that looking so dominant ready to rail you basically 😭😭😭

[danicagarcia]

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CONTACT INFORMATION:

Danica Joy S. Garcia

Sta.Lucia Phs 1,

Magalang Pampanga

Philippines

(+63)977 1946 488

danicajoy344@gmail.com

FRIENDS TO LOVER

CAST OF CHARACTER:

LILY - Friendly and determined, she cares deeply about her friends and her studies.

ZACK - Kind and thoughtful, he's a bit shy but always considers others' feelings.

SARAH - Playful and observant, she's always there to support her friends and notice when something's up.

MARK- Helpful and sociable, he's quick to lend a hand and make sure everyone's comfortable.

JENNY - Responsible and loyal, she's direct and always has her friends' backs.

TIME:

Year 2023

SYPNOSIS:

Lily and Zack meet at school on a hot day and bond over shared experiences. They become friends and eventually fall in love. Despite challenges and unexpected twists, their love blossoms like flowers in a garden. As they graduate, they reflect on their journey and look forward to their future together, knowing that their love will continue to grow stronger with each passing moment.

SETTING:

• Classroom

• Hallway

• Library

• Garden

• School

[On a very hot day at school, with the sun shining brightly outside.]

LILY: (shouting) It's so hottttttt (Thermal)

SARAH: You're right! I feel like I'm melting  here. (Hyperbole)

MARK:  (Passing around the juice) Here, have some juice with the taste of sweet strawberries. (Gustatory)

LILY: Thanks, this is exactly what I needed to survive this heatwave.

[On a normal day, Lily walked in the hallway while holding a lot of books.]

LILY: (Struggling with her books) These books feel like they're getting heavier by the minute.

ZACK: (Accidentally bumping into Lily) Whoa, sorry about that!

LILY: (Books falling to the ground) Oh no! My books!

[In the minor accident, Lily got injured, and Zack noticed.]

ZACK: (Quickly helping Lily gather her books) Are you okay?

LILY: (Rubbing her arm) Yeah, I'm fine. Just a little scratch. (Understatement)

[While Zack was helping Lily pick up the books, he accidentally touched Lily's hand, which surprised her, so she quickly grabbed the books.]

ZACK: (whispering) She has a soft hand. (Tactile)

LILY: (confused) What?

ZACK: Oh, it's nothing. Let me just help you carry these books to the library.

LILY: Okay, Thank you.

[They both entered the library]

LILY: The woody scent of the library always makes me calm.(Olfactory)

[While they were returning the books, Zack saw his favorite book]

ZACK: (Spotting his favorite book) Hey! I saw my favorite book! (Visual)

LILY: I have a name, so stop calling me hey.

ZACK: oh I'm sorry

[Lily extends her hand for a shake]

LILY: My name is Lily.

[Zack shakes Lily's hand.]

ZACK: Nice to meet you, Lily. I'm Zack. Anyway, wanna read this with me? (Zack shows the book to Lily)

LILY: Yeah sure.

[While Lily was reading, Zack was staring at her, but Lily knows that Zack was staring so she's blushing.]

LILY: (Blushing) (She was asking her self in her mind) Why is he staring at me?

[ Jenny and Sarah appeared in front of Zack and Lily.]

JENNY: Hey Lily, We've been looking for you, we need to go back to the classroom.

SARAH: OMG! you're blushing like a tomato! (Simile)

LILY: (Nervous) What are you talking about? Come on, let's go.

ZACK: Bye Lily.

LILY: Bye!

SARAH: (Laughing) I smell something fishy huh.

[ In the classroom, while the teacher was teaching, someone knocked on the door]

"Knock-knock." (Auditory)

TEACHER: (Opening the door)

CLASS: (Turning their attention to the door)

TEACHER: Oh, Zack, it's you. Come in, come in.

ZACK: (Entering) Good morning, sir.

TEACHER: Class, we have a new student joining us today. Zack, why don't you introduce yourself? (Synecdoche)

ZACK: (Nervously) Uh, hi everyone, I'm Zack. Nice to meet you all.

TEACHER: Okay Zack, just sit beside Lily.

LILY: (Surprised) Zack, you're a transferee?

ZACK: (Smiling) Yeah, looks like I'll be joining your class from now on.

[ In their recess time, Zack and Lily talked about their life]

LILY: My mom passed away when I was a child. (Euphemism)

ZACK: It must have been tough growing up without her. But Lily, sometimes life throws us these bitter-sweet moments. (Oxymoron)

LILY: (sad face) Yeah.

ZACK: (noticed Lily's face) Lily, you know, I wanted to be a chef but I hate cooking. (Irony)

LILY: (Laughing) Oh really!? that's funny, thank you for making me smile!

[After class, Lily asked Zack to come with her to the Garden because she wanted to show Zack something]

LILY: Zack, come check this out! the flowers are dancing!

ZACK: (amazed) Wow!

LILY: isn't it beautiful?

ZACK: Yes, it's beautiful, just the way you smile.

LILY: (Blushing) Smooth talker, huh? But seriously, Zack, I wanted to show you this because it's like the garden's heartbeat. (Metonymy)

[Several years later, at their graduation ceremony, Zack and Lily stand side by side, their hands intertwined, gazing out at the sea of fellow graduates.]

ZACK: Can you believe we made it, Lily? It feels like just yesterday we were navigating the hallways together.

LILY: I know, Zack. It's surreal to think about how much has changed since then.

[As they reflect on their journey, Lily's mind drifts back to the day they first met.]

LILY: Remember when you accidentally bumped into me in the hallway and all my books went flying?

ZACK: How could I forget? It was the start of something unexpected.

[They share a smile, both knowing that their initial encounter was the catalyst for their enduring friendship, and eventually, their love.]

ZACK: You know, Lily, they say love is a battlefield. (Metaphor)

LILY: Yeah, it's like we've been through our own battles, but in the end, it's brought us closer together.

[As they prepare to embark on the next chapter of their lives, Zack takes Lily's hand, a silent promise of their continued journey together.]

ZACK: Just like those flowers in the garden you showed me once. Each bloom represents a moment in our story, growing stronger with every twist and turn.

LILY: And just like those flowers, our love will continue to blossom, no matter what challenges lie ahead.

[As they step forward to receive their diplomas, Zack and Lily know that their love story is akin to the blooming of flowers in a garden, where each moment together represents a new bloom, growing stronger with every twist and turn. And in the irony of it all, they realize that sometimes, the best things come from the most unexpected beginnings.]

THE END

[alsjeblieft-zeg]

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I’m currently listening to music that isn’t streaming from my computer. I just got out of the shower less than an hour ago. I’ve done the dishes today. I’ve vacuumed today, as well. My room is really clean and organized right now. I’m laying/sitting on my bed at the moment. I’ve not eaten yet today. ^I’m super hungry, just don’t feel like making something yet. The song I’m listening to right now is from the 90s! I’ve recently applied at some possible job places. I’m a high school graduate. ^My class was the class of 2009! A lot of my friends from high school moved away to go to college. I did laundry yesterday. I’m currently wearing a Victoria’s Secret body lotion. ^“Pure Seduction.” I know all the dialog to at least five different movies. I have at least three movies I could watch on a regular basis and not get tired of. My boyfriend is at work right now. ^But he’s coming over once he gets off. // as usual, we live together I’m currently in my first serious relationship. My longest relationship is over a year and still counting. I’ve never been swimming in the ocean. I love waterparks and fairs. Fireworks are amazingly beautiful here on the 4th of July. Christmas is my favorite holiday. I have a huge family. (extended family) I like random bolding surveys better than themed ones. I could care less what others think of me unless it’s someone I care about. I don’t smoke or do drugs. I rarely drink alcohol. So far, this year has been really good to me. I had to take a pill of some sort this morning. // three different ones, epilepsy medication, you know I’m guilty of liking ‘Barney’ as a child. I wear jeans more often than sweats. I wear dressy shirts more often than tees. I love watching hockey live. I dislike watching sports over the television. My boyfriend plays on a sports team. I like most genres of music. // I mean, they don’t bother me ^Except screamo, metal and opera get on my nerves. I babysit a lot. I hate when people ask to use my phone. I could sit there and listen to music all day, and I’ve done it. I wish I had a good singing voice. The last movie I watched was in the “Horror” genre. I haven’t had a birthday party since I was fourteen. I love the American Idol auditions. I have dimples on my lower back. I complain about stuff a lot. The last time I drank alcohol was a week ago. I’m guilty of sleep walking. I’m painfully shy. ^I never used to be like this either. I always think I have some sort of health problem. // I know I do I’ve had a UTI before, and they suck. The only place I ever get pimples is my chin. If you don’t like the movie The Hangover then you have no sense of humor. My days are pretty repetitive. // but I don’t mind it When I graduated high school I didn’t have a party. Something on my body hurts so fucking bad right now. I’d definitely name my dog Marley if I had one. When I drink alcohol, I don’t stop. My hands always feel like icicles. My music is blasting right now. I feel like shit today. ^And yesterday. I have Disney songs on my iTunes. I’m going to get off the computer now. I am freaking hottttttt. My pet is sleeping right now. I am in the living room. I have a picture of my pet as the background on my computer. I plan to watch TV on DVD tonight. ^Probably one or two episodes. There is a professional lacrosse team in my city. I need to take a shower. I REALLY need new glasses. My sister dyed her hair recently. I’ve had braces. I have a green laptop bag. I don’t really email anyone. ^I use Facebook messaging. ^Or text messaging. My pet has more toys than I did as a kid. ^He’s spoiled. I love old songs. I have NSYNC on my iTunes. ^Backstreet Boys too. I tend to yell at the TV when I’m pissed. I follow at least one sports team. I have more followers on Twitter than I follow. I am wearing something plaid. There are a couple magazines near me.

[negrowhat]

Kexing: *using a sword to drag Zhao Jing's trifling ass*

Me:

I'm glad the white fan sat this one out to let White Cloth shine.

[harryfeatgaga]

harry has been busy lately and you haven't really had time for each other, but you're feeling kind of needy so while he's in his office you take a nice long self care shower 😌 exfoliating everything and shaving so you'll be soft and using extra body wash because you know he goes crazy for how it smells 😌 when you're done you go into his office wrapped in only a towel and he's frowning at his computer focused so intently on whatever he's doing so you go up behind him and wrap your arms around his shoulders 😌 he turns his head a little to give your arm a kiss and says "hi baby" in a tired voice. you lean in more so you can talk in his ear and say "harry..." and he hums absentmindedly so you say "I just took a nice, long shower... I shaved my legs... and everything else" and give him a little kiss on the ear😌this gets his attention pretty fast and then he realizes you're not wearing anything except a towel and that has him turning around right away 😌 you step away, drop the towel to the ground, and walk out of the room 😌 you don't even get to the door before you hear him scrambling to follow you to the bedroom 😌

OHHHHHHHHH MY FUCKING GODDDDFNJGJIVN THIS IS SO HOTTTTTTT HELP MEEEEEEE HE WOULD BE RUNNNINGGGG AFTER YOU OH MY GOD HE WOULD LITERALLY KISS ALLLL OVERRRRR AND BE OBSESSEDDFNJVHUJIRFNBHJVK

[smellslikemultifandomimagines]

Bruh. Can I request something? Like full length smut?

Just imagine Jason/Dick

Railing you from the back

Pulling your hair

Calling you a slut his little whore

Hitting that spot repeatedly right as you cum

You whining saying it’s to much

He doesn’t stop until he cums

Which is like 5 minutes after you

After you would be sweating and ready to pass out

But he gives you a bath and cuddles after

That would be so hot

Or the other way around

He lets you be in charge today

Hands around his neck

Having him begging to cum

While you ride him

When he does cum you keep going

Even when he tries to push you off

After you just fall asleep with him after cleaning up

That would be so hottttttt

Just imagine😩😩😩

I’m sorry. I’m a whore for these men. Just tag me if you do it please.😩

pairing: dick grayson x fem!reader

warnings: smut → hair pulling, degrading kink, rough smut, spanking.

word count: 601

a/n: I chose dick if that’s okay!! (I feel like he needs more lovin’ on this blog😂). but also that’s so fucking hot like even reading that got me flustered🥵

Also omg so sorry this took so long!!

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requests are closed - on hiatus!

smut night masterlist

Dick's grip on your hips is tight - his fingers dug into the mellowness of your skin, a definite certainty that bruises will appear the next day. His cock slams into you, a feeling not so foreign to you, yet a sense you would never get used to. He feels so good as he hits every right spot.

"fuck, baby, you feel so fucking good," Dick grunts out, wrapping your hair around his fist before tugging on it. You let out high-pitched moans in response, too caught up in the pleasure to make any coherent sentences. "taking this cock so well like the whore you are."

whore. God, that name causes surges of electricity through your body. A visible shiver that dick catches as he fucks you hard.

"you like that, huh? You like being called a whore?"

"your whore," you squeak out, wrists becoming sore from how hard you're gripping the sheets below you.

"what was that?" he slows his thrusts, wanting you to repeat what you just said.

"I'm your whore, dick. Only for you," you whine, arching back against him. He soothes the supple skin of your ass, kneading it before slapping it hard.

"that's right, baby. You're my little slut," he grunts as he feels you clench around him. Dick thrusts harder into you and presses your back down, so you're completely flat against the bed, all except for your hips. The new angel causes his cock to hit all the right places in you, and he couldn't help but smirk at the state of you - all whining and moaning for him. Only for him.

"Dick, baby, can I cum?" you ask in a plea, feeling your stomach tighten with each rock of his hips.

"go ahead. You've been such a good girl for me," he praises, reaching around and circling your clit, which only pushes you entirely off the edge. You're screaming his name as you cum - the orgasm is far too powerful for you to comprehend.

But dick doesn't stop. He keeps fucking you and fucking you. You're whining and saying it's too much. Dick pulls you up by your hair; a whimper escapes your lips as you feel your back flush against his sweaty and heated chest.

"You're gonna make me cum, got it? I don't wanna hear any complaining from you, or you won't be getting my cock for a month."

"yes, daddy," you whimper as he pushes you back down on the bed. Your body isn't sure if it's overstimulated or if you want more. He felt so good to stop.

"fuck, god, I'm gonna cum in this tight little pussy," he grunts, thrusting slow, yet hard, into you. A few seconds later, you feel the warm liquid spill into you, an audible moan coming from the both of you as he rides his high.

Your body completely gives out when he pulls out - too exhausted from tonight. You knew you weren't going to be able to walk, let alone do anything other than stay in bed tomorrow.

"You feeling okay, princess?" he asks. Dick's voice is so soothing, a mere juxtaposition from a few seconds ago. It almost amused you how quickly his demeanour can change.

"Yeah, just tired," you turn your head and give him a dopey smile. Dick chuckles, stroking your hair and leaning down to capture your swollen lips with his.

"c'mon, let's go have a bath." His strong arms wrap around your body and cradle you bridal-style. You breathe in his scent as you cuddle into him, which only makes him let out a deep chuckle.

[deepspacedukat]

The Cardassian that kidnapped Kira (while pregnant with Yoshi) popped into my head after seeing your Ari gif. I wanna hug him. Yes, he’s evil but he needs a hug and imma give him one because I can.

-Horta-in-charge

Also I forgot about Ari he’s hottttttt

Omg, I almost forgot about him too! He was the poor dude with the burned face, right? Silarin Prin, I think his name was. Yeah! I know what you mean! The guy was just a servant for his Gul when the Shakaar resistance cell carried out their attack. Poor guy really did need a hug. I completely agree with you. He may have gone bad, but he still could have used a hug.

And yes, Ari is a very very attractive lizard. 👀❤️ I wish they hadn't killed him off in "Second Skin," because as a member of the dissident movement and as a cool character in general, they could have used him for so much more! I'm going to have to write some canon-fixing fanfiction at some point about him. He's just too good of a character to let go to waste like that.

[recs-by-xherxx]

I am definitely not a wattpad reader, but since this is the right bestfriends to fwb and fake dating trope that I ever imagined, I gave in and used that website. SMUT here is 100% hottttttt omg.

Mutual Help by @personasintro​ / Jeon Jungkook x you

↳ fake dating, best friends to lovers au, slow burn | fluff, angst, smut

synopsis; In order for you to pretend to be his girlfriend, he helps you with your sexual desires - he calls it a mutual help

[harrywritingsbyme]

Okay so hear me out. I saw someone reccomend that u should write some girl on girl smut so i was thinking. What if y/n,harry,sarah and mitch are chilling at harrys house just a casual movie night or something and y/n keeps looking at sarah and wink at her making sarah blush. After sometime y/n walks to the “bathroom” but in reality to harrys bedroom and not long after sarah walks in and shes like all blushy bc she never done anything with a girl but u guys are really good friends so shes down to try anything with u. (U guys talked about it before) so y/n kisses her n they start making out n mitch walks in with harry bc u guys been gone for too long and u guys are like oh shit. So harry looks at mitch with a smirk n theyre like go on n just stand there watching for a bit then y/n pushes sarah on the bed asking mitch if she can touch her n hes like go at it. Before u do anything u turn to harry with a questioning look if its okay n he gives u a nod. so u undress her kissing her body n stuff then suddenly mitch taps ur shoulder stopping u guys so u both look at them n theyre like “want to have a foursome”?(but like u dont touch mitch n stuff its basically fucking next to eachother while u touch sarah). Also u dont have to use their names I just know harry is really good friends with mitch n i find sarah attractive lmao😂. So u can use made up names n stuff just a concept i came up with. -🧚🏼 (sorry if my english is fucked up,it’s not my first language)

This is crazy hottttttt🥵🥴💦🦋😳🤤and I’ll definitely hold onto this concept for the future!!

[friendship-ended-with-pokespe]

Kirby and the Big Race in Dream Land! Chapter 4

“Whoop-de-doo, I’m in first place!” Driving Rex Wheelie smoothly is King Dedede. He had trouble with controlling it at first, but soon got the knack of it and appeared to be maneuvering it well. Having chased after him, Walky commentated with force.

“As expected from King Dedede! No one could come close to him with such strength! Pulling ahead of the other athletes, he is heading for the second checkpoint......hoo-boy! There’s an athlete that drew level with him here! A surprise rival......it’s Mr. Frosty!” Walky hurriedly turned over his documents. “The Machine that Mr. Frosty is riding is Slick Star! It’s very light, where free movement is its trait! What do you think, Commentator Meta Knight?” “Looks like it’s a good match for Mr. Frosty. The athletes that chose the machine that goes well with them can move through the race to their advantage.” “I see then! Ah, about to be caught up, King Dedede has raised his hammer! That’s low! It’s a cowardly move!” Right as he turned around, King Dedede swung his hammer down at Mr. Frosty. Steering the Stick Star, Mr. Frosty is easily dodging the attack.

”Ohh, he dodged it nicely! Such movement can only be done by Slick Star, having a light frame!” “He’s not going to let himself get attacked. Look, Mr. Frosty is making a counterattack!” Mr. Frosty is already on the offensive. Leaning out from the machine, he shouts. “I won’t go easy even if it’s you! This is a real fight!” Mr. Frosty hurled a lump of ice at him. Unable to dodge it, King Dedede slips. He nearly fell, where he barely managed to put Rex Wheelie back up. “Now you’ve done it! I won’t forgive you, Mr. Frosty~!” “Serious match it is!” Mr. Frosty continues hurling the blocks of ice. King Dedede swings his hammer. They both swerved from the course and ended up brawling. Walky’s commentary too is more and more heated up. “That’s not good! It has turned into an off-track melee right before the second checkpoint! In the meantime, other Machines are passing through one after another! Burning Leo, Poppy Bros. Jr., and Chef Kawasaki! Ah, even the infighting Meta Knights have somehow caught up with them! And finally, Kirby too!” The athletes rushed en masse into the checkpoint. Having been on stand-by, the TV staff readied their microphones and announced. “This is ‘Superspicy Gourmet Challenge of Terror,’ the second checkpoint! Everyone, please get off of your Machines. You can’t pass through this point unless you eat all the super spicy foods that have been prepared here.” Kirby was the first to hop down from his Machine. None of the damage from crashing into the glass wall is left in him. He shouts with full energy. “Leave it to me if it’s a gourmet challenge! I’ll eat anything in one gulp!” The staff cautioned him in a hurry. “Please be careful. These super spicy foods are really spicy! It’ll be harmful if you don’t take your time and eat it!” “No problemo!” Served in a large bowl, the super spicy foods were carried right before the athletes. Smeared with the super spicy seasoning, meat and vegetables are all tinged in flaming scarlet. The food looked ominous just from seeing it. The athletes took a glance and shuddered. “Can we......eat this?” “Oi, oi......I’ve never seen a food this bright red......” “I feel like my tongue will burn......” Everyone is shrinking back. But Kirby did not quail even the slightest. “Looks yummy~! Let’s dig in!” Holding the bowl, he opens his mouth wide and swallows it all in one gulp. “Mmm~! Yummy~!” Seeing Kirby beaming, the athletes breathed easy. “What, it’s not as spicy as it looks.” “There was nothing to worry about.” “Time to dig in!” Following Kirby, they all ate the contents of the bowl all at once, but: Just then, it became swirling with piercing screams. “Nnnnnnguooo!!!??? Uoo......uoooo......uoooo......!” “WHAT IS THIS!!!???” “Eeeeekkk! I’m burningggggg!” “Water! Wateeeeeeeer! The staff are hurriedly carrying out water. The athletes scramble for it and gulp the water. Even so, the stimulation left in their mouth doesn’t vanish. Some athletes were even writhing about and shedding tears. Mace Knight said as he wept. “Why is......Kirby fine......?” “Mm? Me? But it wasn’t spicy at all! I want more! Se......conds......” Kirby was about to say as if nothing had happened, but his face twitched suddenly. “NNNNNNN!!? W-W-WHAT!!!!??? H-Hotttttt! My insides are all hottttttt!” As they watched, Kirby’s body turned bright red. “S......S......Save meeeeeee!!!” Running amok, Kirby knocked down the bowl, kicked away the camera, and soared high in the sky. Walky shouts. “Holy smokes! Kirby, who has been calm just now, has started running riot! What has happened, Commentator Meta Knight?” “It’s because Kirby would swallow anything whole. I guess he didn’t have any time to taste the spiciness. But then the super spicy food exploded inside his stomach.” “I see! Will Kirby be alright!?” “Wateeeeeeeeeer! Kirby gulps down the waters brought by the staff, but that cannot possibly satiate him. “Bring some mooooore!!” “There isn’t any!” “AAAAAUUUGGHHH!!!!!!” The ones that then came rushing were King Dedede and Mr. Frosty. Absorbed in brawling, they both forgot about the super spicy challenge, but remembered it at last and came sprinting. King Dedede shouts. “Hurry up and bring me the super spicy foods! I can eat ‘em all in one bite!” “I won't lose either!” Holding the bowl at the time, the two devoured the super spicy foods in one gulp. Its effect is immediate. “......Nnnnnnnggoooooo!?” “Guaaaaaaaaaa!!!! G-G-Gruaaaaaaaaaa!” Letting out a nonsensical scream, they topple over. Kirby came walking in front of the two convulsing in pain. Walky yells. “Kirby’s consciousness is dim from the spiciness! What is he up to!?” “Wa......teeeeeer! Water pleaseeeeeeeee!” Kirby opens his mouth wide and gives a good inhaling. Mr. Frosty was dead ahead of him. “Ohhhh......ohh!? S-Stop, Kirby! I’m not water!” “Wateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!” Closing his eyes, Kirby inhales with all his might. “Huhhhhhhh~!?” Flying in the air, Mr. Frosty was sucked up by Kirby. To not get sucked in, Walky clings onto a tree and continues commentating. “Ohh......ohhh......holy toledo! Kirby has sucked up Mr. Frosty! Isn’t it against the rules to inhale the rival athlete!?” “No, there isn’t a rule that says that you can’t inhale your rival. This too is part of the battle.” “I see! Ah, having inhaled Mr. Frosty, Kirby has put his Ice ability into work!” It is just as Walky says. Kirby was transforming into a figure with a beautiful blue hat on. Kirby’s power is being able to copy the ability of the opponent that he inhales. He was able to use the Ice ability thanks to inhaling Mr. Frosty. His thirst was satisfied at last. His stomach is instead filling up with the water he swigged. ”Puwaaahhhh!” Kirby took a deep breath. His breath became blizzard below freezing point and blew against the surrounding objects.

”Here it is, Kirby’s ‘Ice Breath!’ This fearsome move freezes the surrounding objects with the breath of ice!” Shouts Walky. The bowl, the table, and the rocks lying around nearby all turned into a clump of ice. Popping into his mouth the ice-turned rocks willy-nilly, King Dedede wiped his sweat. “Phew......I was saved! The numbness in my tongue is gone at last!” Hearing him, the athletes squirming in pain also sank their teeth into the ice in succession. Everyone breathes easy. “Thank heavens! The spiciness is gone at last!” “I’m finally able to talk again!” “Thanks a lot, Kirby!” Surrounding Kirby, the athletes relaxed at last.

Someone was watching the situation in the shade of a tree. It was Producer Kizario. Clicking his tongue wistfully, he mumbled. “Tch......so they all washed it off with ice. The Super Spice that I went through so much in mixing fell flat......” “Super Spice? What’s that?” A voice was heard behind Kizario. He jumped up in surprise. He turns around in a hurry. Meta Knight was behind him. “M-Meta Knight!? W-Why the devils are you here......!” “Is it bad for me to be here?” “A commentator should be in the commentator’s seat!” “What is this Super Spice? Is there some sort of a secret in that super spicy food?” “I-It’s nothing! Let’s get on with the race!” Kizario left Meta Knight to get away from him. Meta Knight was riveting his eyes on his back. (......I knew that man was hiding something. Looks like this race is a breeding ground for turmoil.)

“Congrats on passing the second checkpoint, you all!” Facing the athletes sinking down to the floor, Kizario said in a loud voice. “No time to loosen up! We continue the race. Get moving and head to the third checkpoint!” “Wha......let us rest a little.” “My body’s strength has all gone from the super spicy food just now......” Grumbled the athletes, but Kizario persisted. “Do you not want the prize? Anything you wish for is to be granted! If you’re gonna drop out here, then help yourself!” “Ummm......I don’t wanna drop out......” “Then get on your machine this instant. Chop-chop!” The athletes boarded the Machine with a discontent look. Meta Knight called to Kirby about to board the Warp Star. “Kirby. Return Mr. Frosty back to normal before you get on with the race. I would feel sorry for him to drop out like that” “Ah, you’re right!” Kirby spun once in midair. The Copy Ability fell off and reverted back to Mr. Frosty. Mr. Frosty fell limp and plopped down right there. “Guwaaa......my throat is......burning......bring me wateeer......” “Sorry about that, Mr. Frosty. There isn't any leftover water or ice!” Hopping onto the Warp Star effortlessly, Kirby gradually gained speed.

After the athletes passed through the second checkpoint and Mr. Frosty too wandered away in search of a lake: With rattle, rattle, rattle......a vehicle drew closer. It was Wheelie Scooter, with Waddle Dee on board. Cleaning up after them, the TV staff noticed and spoke to him. “Huh? You’re an athlete too? The other athletes got through already.” “I’m in last place. What should I do for this checkpoint?” “You eat the super spicy foods, but there aren’t any left.” “Eh......no way......am I disqualified then?” Seeing Waddle Dee down in the mouth, the staff felt sorry for him and said. “You poor thing. Hmm......there is a little bit of seasoning left, so how about you try ‘em?” “S-Sure thing!” “There isn’t a rule that says that you have to eat the entire bowl. You should be able to pass even if you eat a tiny bit.” Placing the tiny bit of the spice in a small plate, the staff spice laid it before Waddle Dee. Nervously trying the morsel, Waddle Dee jumped up. “Hot!! My mouth is stinging!” “Ahaha! The others had to go through way more than that.” “But it feels like my strength is welling up!” “You’re right about that. After all, this seasoning is Super Spice, Young Master Kizario’s special......” “Hey, we’ll get told off if we talk too much.” Warned the other staff. Having been about to say something, the staff buttoned his lips in a hurry. “Oopsie, my tongue slipped......let’s say that you didn’t hear what I said right now.” “......?” Waddle Dee thought of it as strange, but the staff quickly shook his hand. “Well, get going, would ya. You probably won’t pull even with the others regardless of how hard you try, but you shouldn’t throw in the towel. Who knows, you might get a participation prize for reaching the goal.” “Yes. I’ll try my best.” Mounting Wheelie Scooter a second time, Waddle Dee was moving forward......with rattle, rattle, rattle.

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[turtles-imagines]

Hello! Could I get some headcanon stuff on how each 2k18/Rise brother would deal in having a crush?

Leo 💙:

- At first he denies it. He’s too busy kicking ass and having fun to be chained down by a S/O. After talking to April, he full heartily accepts that he has feelings for someone.

- Casual flirting. It’s the type of flirting that can be passed off as just being friendly, but can also be considered as more. He’s actually scarily good at it.

- Tries to show off around you. Whether it be his katana skills or something as small as a funny joke he came up with. He wants you to be impressed by what’s he’s doing.

“Hey Y/N, come look at this meme.”

- If you feel the same way, he’ll be thrilled! He’ll be like a puppy, excitable and jumpy. For him it’s like all his Christmases came early.

- If you don’t feel the same way, he’ll be upset. At first he tries to avoid you as much as possible, he thinks that you don’t like him even as a friend. After some reassurance, he’ll be glad to reassume a friendship with you.

Raph ❤️:

- Knows immediately. He’s a little worried but knows that his feelings for you were real. He really really REALLY hopes you’ll like him back.

- He’ll pay a lot of attention to you and your interest. He remembers the smallest details about you. For example, if you have a bad day he’ll show up at your door with your favorite type of freshly baked cookies.

- He’ll be all blushy around you. If he’s ever in a situation where he’s alone with you, expect him to be a stuttering, blubbering, red-faced mess who is too love-stricken to form an actual sentence.

“W-well Y/N, it’s goo-ood to finally h-have some alone time-e with yo-you...”

- If you feel the same way, he’ll be over the moon! He will ask you on how you want to act on this. Do you want to start a relationship? Do you want to take some time to figure out your feelings? But he’ll be very VERY happy if you want to start a relationship.

- If you don’t feel the same way, he’ll obviously be upset. Unlike his bros he completely understands that you feel the way you feel and that you don’t want to be in a relationship with him. He’ll pull back for a bit but still remain in a friendship.

Donnie 💜:

- Crush, what crush? Donnie will deny it, 100%. He “doesn’t have time” for a S/O and they’re just a friend. He thinks he’s putting on a good facade but he’s not. Everyone knows. April and Leo won’t stop making fun of him.

- He gets butterflies in his tummy when you’re around. So confused?? Like why is everything that you do so cute?? Like they way you b r e a t h e is the cutest thing on the planet.

- He tries to act as cool as possible. (He tries to hard and it’s either a) cringy or b) comes off as rude)

“Heyyyyy Y/N, you cool cat, what’s crakil lickin.”

- If you feel the same way, he’ll act cool but be screaming on the inside. Right after you agree to go out with him he’ll call up April and celebrate with her.

- If you don’t feel the same way, he still act cool. Afterwards he’ll call April, who will promptly show up with “supplies” so he can cry into a tub of Ben & Jerry’s while watching soaps.

Mikey 🧡:

- It all started when you did something as simple as wash the dishes. He’ll be like “Damnnnnnnnnnn, Y/N’s so hottttttt. Wait, is?? this?? a?? crush??”. After a few days, he’ll finally accept this.

- Obvious, cheesy flirting. You can bet that he’s used the “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven” at least x3 in a single conversation. It’s really obvious, if you don’t pick up on his crush, you are the most oblivious person in the planet.

- He’ll be finding excuses to spend time alone with you. Need partners for a mission? He calls dibs! Need help studying?? Let him try to help! Walking home alone??? Let him grab his coat!

“Wait you’re gonna go get food? Can I come with?”

- If you feel the same, he’ll immediately break out in song and dance. He forgets to even ask you on a date before he runs down the sewer yelling “THEY FEEL THE SAMEEEEE” until he’s out of sight.

- If you don’t feel the same, then hey, big oof but okay. Before he even had romantic feeling for you, he was your friend, and a little big crush isn’t going to change that.