The memory quilt is washed and ready to be mailed out with all four bears! I really love how the bears and the quilt look together
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Prompt 316
De-aged Danny but! He’s been de-aged because a time-traveller didn’t want to kill a kid, like that’s a whole ass teenager, but they also didn’t want the whole Dan timeline to happen. And well, they see that the kid’s parents… Yeah those are some mad scientists.
Therefor! The solution: de-age the kid and take them somewhere else, where someone can raise them right! It’s perfect! The only issue, something they didn’t know about? Danny is a halfa, which means he has medical issues, ones which now that he’s much, much younger and more fragile? Are very much causing problems. Major ones.
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These are the guys who have total martial control over the center of the galaxy? are you sure?
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trial and error in sharing a brain with a terrorist while you sleep
also my favorite panel by itself:
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Kit do you not rep Charles anymore 😭
Of course I do he’s prime I just need a break from his team and that fucking dog
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Projecting my own teen experiences onto the kiddads bc I’m out of the house rn and I think it’s funny
Terry: took a parenting class in 12th grade and on the first night of his culminative assignment he ended up crying, naked wrapped in a towel, on the bathroom floor after the robot baby interrupted him pre-shower.
Lark: left for school in the morning then walked around for two blocks before heading back home, after his parents went to work. Snuck in through his bedroom window on more than one occasion, when either parent stayed home. Did this for a week straight.
Sparrow: got clocked as aspec before he even realized while out at a cafe during lunch with Rebecca, but she told him she didn’t mind because she’s good with her hands and can just think about him??
Grant: while on a date w/ his high school boyfriend at the fair, his boyfriend’s mother tracked him down just to argue with him. Grant attempted to slip away to offer some privacy but his boyfriend kept an iron grip on his hand, so he spent the next several minutes awkwardly turned away from the argument.
Nick: during an orthodontist appointment, was recommended to install metal springs because he kept forgetting to wear his elastics. Without even discussing it, Jodie gave the okay for the springs but the smallest size available were too big - therefore not installed - and Nick refused to speak to Jodie for the rest of the day.
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Man, MAN the Mahariel recruitment..
The raw emotion. The RANGE.
Something about walking back to camp after a loss so devastating that it leaves you completely empty , going through the motions, talking to everyone, in a way saying your goodbyes before you even know what's to come next- to then speak with the warden, have him ask to recruit you and instead of whatever resistance he may have expected to find, you dont even glance at the keeper before saying yes.
Dalish origin my beloved.
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I forgot how many Shopkins I own
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https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/madame-fear/727663428681056256
I have one where I’m crying and I’m out of the bath so I have like a towel around me like I’m wrapped around that thingy and my face is red asf and I’m bawling and I showed that picture to one friend and said: name it
She said: baby discovers they were born in Romania
I NEVER FELT SO ATTACKED 💀😭
‘baby discovers they were born in romania’ I’M SO SORRY FOR THIS BUT IT LITERALLY IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE SJJDHLDJLF like yes you might feel attacked bUT I MEAN, IT’S FUNNY ASF?? IMAGINE THIS TITLE AND THE PICTURE AS THE COVER OF A NEWSPAPER?????
also, our parents looks like they loved taking pictures of us crying or something??? I have one where I was angrily trying to escape the cradle AND THEN I WAS CRYING HSKFFKFK and another one where i’m getting my first bath and i’m crying and full of bubbles and IT’S SO STUPIDLY FUNNY 😭😭😭
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Trash to Treasure
Book box Newborn memory keeper from used cardboard. Made as gift for a kind colleague. It contains a folder for ultrasound photos, a tiny drawer, and a small scrapbook.
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Ooohoohoho superb I’ll take 20
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I didn't see the plastic sun music box either. the one with the pull string that played the song they used to sing to me every night. maybe it's already in the keepsake box, but I think it may be missing. I'm too tired to check.
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Shoutout my cousin, the person responsible for the worst spelling of my name I have ever seen
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organizing Frank's clothes into a box to give to my mom so she can give it away to any new moms at her work. a lot of this stuff was never worn because they were warm clothes during a mid-June heat wave.
but ocaesionally I'll find a tiny newborn size thing Frankie was still wearing when he was like 2 months and just cry. Bc he's only 8 months but already fitting in 18month size stuff.
I really wish his newborn phase was ruined or stolen from me. Those were the worst months of my life, but those were his first months of his life. And they'll never come back. He'll never be this small again
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Suddenly hit with the vivid memory of when a cat had kittens and I was maybe four years old, and an older kid (I think a cousin?) kept saying with disgust and horror that she was "eating the afterbirth" (as mammals do), but I didn't know what that meant and started asking, only to be ignored or dismissed by the adults, who also wouldn't let me see no matter how FRANTIC I got with my questions, even when I started bawling my eyes out.
Because, see, my interpretation of that sentence was that she was eating the kittens. What else would you conclude if you don't know the word "afterbirth," you're too little to know anything else comes out with the babies, and everyone is acting like it's something too nasty to explain to you in words? I don't remember when I figured out that they meant something else but I remember four-year-old me being devastated all day and terrified the next morning that all the kittens would be gone.
All they had to say was "it's yucky stuff that was on the kittens, so she's cleaning up!" but no they could evidently not come up with anything more creative than just "it's nothing!" And worse yet my questions made them laugh. They LAUGHED at the unfathomable violence I was sure had happened in that cardboard box. Can you even imagine how demented I thought these people were. I was four years old already thinking I was the only rational compassionate being in a house full of sick sadists.
Please try to entertain the questions of children, especially if they seem upset. You never know when they just think you're a fucked up asshole hiding a kitten massacre.
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