Dbd Killers as Nicknames my friends and I use in game
A/N: because i think. I only have like one thing posted for dbd. These are the Male Killers!
Tw:maybe cursing? None? Slight sexualization of certain killers?
Genre:headcanons? Or written like headcanons at least
Wc: maybe 3+ for each killer?
The Trapper/Evan Macmillan
Has no nickname
Is just "the trapper"
Always said in a panic tho
Is usually called a "stupid stupid man"
The Clown/Jeffrey Hawk
"Oh it's *imitation of him coughing*"
His nickname is just us coughing in gross ways
Also "you absolute baboon" by when we're upset
The Ghostface/Danny "Jed Olsen" Johnson
My boyfriend
I exclusively call him this
Everyone else says "oh no your boyfriend is here"
Or we call him Ghost-a Fa-che in really bad italian accents
The Executioner/Pyramid Head
Conehead
Forgot the word pyramid
Also trianglehead
Usually proceeded or followed by "ewwwwww why is he sludging up the place????"
The Twins/Victor Deshayes
Ugly little baby
We forgot that he is not really a baby
We also call him Viktor Vector
Usually followed by "kill her little baby"
Or "stomp on himmmmm"
Then "yeah that's what you get you ugly baby"
The Mastermind/Albert Wesker
Lil Kitty Meow Meow
Bc I accidentally called him whisker
And that reminded me of the Lil kitty meow meow meme
Is usually followed by his "urgh" when he does the dashy thing
The Nemesis/Nemesis
Nemesussy
It was a slip of the tongue that stuck
I also call him Thanos half the time
I forget his name and panic
Then call him Thanos because big purple man
Usually proceeded by "oh god it's Thanos I can see his stupid little zombies"
The Doctor/Herman Carter
Has no nickname but is usually called out by saying "sorry I can't talk right now he's ELECTROCUTING ME"
followed by imitations of his laugh
The Legion/Frank&Joey
I do not know how to write this
It's literally just The Legion but pronounced with a very bad French accent
Also Franklin or Frankie-boy
And Josepher and "which one is this one again"
The Trickster/Jiwoon Hak
We either call him Trickster
Or Jungkook from Bts(yes this whole thing)
Is usually followed by "bob and weave and bob and weave"
Or is followed by "please dont kamsahamnida me"
The Wraith/ Phillip Ojomo
Bing Bong
Because when he hits his little thing it goes Bing Bong
Usually proceeded by "oh god" and "please don't be bingbong"
Usually followed by "oh god where did he go"
The Hillbilly/ Max Thompson Jr
We just call him by Max
I usually call him Maxie-poo
Cute
The Cannibal/ Bubba Sawyer
Like Max we just call Bubba by Bubba
Bubba is a cute nickname in of itself
The Oni/Kazan Yamaoka
Onigiri
Because I said "Oni? Like onigiri?"
Followed by screaming or "someone stop him he's eating my blood"
The Deathslinger/Caleb Quinn
Rootie tootie mcshooty shooty
Because it's funny
Also sometimes call him the hashslinger
Or hashslinging slashed
From spongebob because we again forgot his name
The Shape/Michael Myers
Miku Miku
Because I panicked when I saw him and could not speak or remember his name for the life of me
Usually followed by "oh god this is gonna be a bad match"
Also followed by singing the song but only by saying Bing and bong.
The Nightmare/Freddy Kreuger
"Ew its stupid what's his face....sleepytime....nightnight"
Has no real nickname because we're not happy to see him
"Why is there blood coming out of this...oh."
"Haha your neck is bent weird"
The Blight/Talbot Grimes
Incoherent screaming
Literally it's "uhhhh HA HUHHHH WHA HELP"
Followed by "why is he so fast?"
Or is called speedy Gonzales or Sonic
The Knight/Tarhos Kovács
I have accidentally called him the borgo
We also just call him the knight or just scream
The Cenobite/Elliot Spencer
Pinhead
I find it funny that that is an actual name for him
Because we usually call him that
The Demogorgon(?)
Or "stupid pinhead" but you get the gist
Also BabyBox
Bad doggie
He is a dog that is bad because he keeps biting me with his weird little face
The Dredge(?)
Is this thing a male? Idk but it counts
Again we are bad at remembering names
Half the time he is called the sludge
Usually followed by "why is it nighttime"
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Valerie would wake up and have a typical morning. All seemed well. People were leaving but they were fine as usual. Their little unit was thriving. Thomas was being her Mr. Fix-it and she felt okay about the future of Scout. Dale was in position to feel like he was part of something when he knew he kept feeling left out. Chip and his crew were starting to check out the new land and go through what of the old camp stayed and what got tossed. They were cleaning up before the big move over. They’d soon have the house be emptier again. River was around in all technically. The triplets were fed. The dogs were all gnawing on some new bones Thomas had dragged from the last moon. They were happy campers. Valerie was lounging comfortably thinking about getting up and tidying her apothecary box or maybe even getting up and being a big girl and driving her own car. She was trying to gear up her mind to do it when she saw the headlines and got distractions.
Being a kid who got dumped in a dumpster Flotsam always followed Safe-haven law news that tried to save the lives of dumpster babies if it made any stir. He followed when laws got changed and denied or overthrown. So then she got stuck on it. There was a baby surrendered to a Safe-haven Babybox in Kentucky and she couldn’t stop rolling it back listening to the newslady say it over and over. There wasn’t even any real content in the clip except to tune in later for a press conference, but she kept rolling it back anyway. There’s a lot of controversy about those boxes and whether it undercuts the laws of abandonment and serving justice to those leaving them and encourages abandonment. Supporters of the boxes just want to promote life and stop harm to children and mothers that can’t afford abortions especially as laws as they are now. When Roe Wade got turned like this shit was the first thing in Flo’s head and thought dumbasses.
But it was funny how life could be just fine and dandy and you turn on a little screen your whole energy changes. That’s how Valerie felt when she saw that headline. In her head she kept telling herself to put the phone down, but her fingers kept moving the scroll back to watch it again, read the words that said the same thing as the video one more time. She couldn’t get herself to stop. That’s the shit that effects a person and no one ever gets why they seem off that day, or in weird mood, and it’s not the sort of thing they’re going to talk about to just anyone. But with the shared sight, her family usually knew. Someone always caught sight.
She bore an uncomfortable expression as she felt Thomas enter the room trying to appear normal. Normal. Blah. What a word. Why did she always let this shit affect her? It’s not like it was her or anyone she knew.
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