#babygirls!

[mandatorypartyy]

and here we have baby's first procreate renderings, the boys are a wondrous first sacrifice 🤲🏻

[deadelf]

gay son or lesbian daughter ?

[sinnerenjoyer]

whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend

this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen

[darklight-owl]

People who like mantises but aren't that into entomology are always "orchid mantises" this and "orchid mantises" that. Overrated. Can we talk about Toxodera integrifolia for a minute:

(Image links because as much as it pains me I've never seen one of these beauties irl: 1 2 3)

Like how are these things real. Girl what is that thorax shape. Why are you wearing eyeliner. And the colors? Absolutely fire. This is a 10/10 insect if you ask me.

[nymph3tpilled]

[nekophy]

AdamsApple? 👏

[enigmaticwhore]

Mood

[christadeguchi]

gritty both capturing the zeitgeist as usual AND educating me on the availability of free flow butter at american cinemas

[ciderjacks]

I like that Chilchuck says that he only stayed on to help with Falin bc he was paid upfront so couldn’t quit when he wanted to, but later admits to the orc teen that he could’ve quit, and didn’t because he was too stubborn to let her go. And the reason he regretted it was because he felt like by having that hope he ended up putting his friends in danger. And then also out of everyone in the party he was the one who ended up breaking down in tears because he wasn’t able to handle watching his friends risk their lives. That man cares more than anyone he just can’t drop his hatersona. Life is agony for repressed middle aged people who love deeply.

[whore-for-marvel]

the team is chasing the sickest murderers to ever live meanwhile these two on the phone sexually harassing each other

[xdeveex]

i want that “you’re not going anywhere until i fill all your holes and all you can think about is my cock” kinda sex

[christadeguchi]

rattling the bars of my cage screaming for bread