Danny decided to take a break from the teenage hero life and decides to visit the infinite realms, and stumbles upon DC
He sees that there are heros everywhere, rouge gallerys, magic, creepy billionaires, clones, butt kicking furries and more
So he decides to just go around and not give a fuck
He goes to metropolis and calls superman out for clone abuse and neglect IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT, the villain decides to try and attack danny, but all danny dose is slap them in the face and scold them about manners and not interupting someone and when he's done he goes right back to criticising superman, danny stole his cape too
He showes up in one of Constantine and Zatanna jobs and just starts showing up at random, once he showed up in the house of mysterys and just starts touching cursed things and everyone is shocked when nothing happened
He showes up in star city and made it his mission to steal one of green arrows arrows in front of him, he just walked up grabed (whatever he carries his arrowes in, no idea what the name is) and runs away all while making eye contact, green arrow chased him for an hour before he lost him
Danny showes up in gothem and just starts doing cartwheels on the roofs and whenever a robin showes up he just has a normal conversation but the second batman himself showes up, he starts sassing him, left right and senter, and if batman comes within 5 feet of him danny will yell TAG slaps batman and take off running, still while doing cartwheels, flips and giving dick grayson a run for his money in acrobatics
The best part is danny dosent bother to transform into phantom so its fenton showing up at random
Everyone in the JL are loosing their mind with questions, superman and green arrow want their stuff back, and batman is fighting for adoption rights
On my "break" I wore a hat I can only describe as something Sweetheart would probably wear
One day thumbnails will stop betraying me. You can't see the outfit because you should be focused on my cuteness (/j) BUT HC THAT SWEETHEART HAS JUST CUTE CROCHET HATS THAT THEY MAKE.
Been scouring the notes of the posts about @staff 's latest post, and apparently some Twitter refugees are indeed confused and not pleased that this is not Twitter and things work differently here.
But I can't fathom why that would be a reason to try and change the core functioning of Tumblr. When in Rome etc. How lazy is it to come to a new place and expect everything to be the same? Sure, it's okay to be confused and not like it, new things are always a little hard at first, after all. But how is that a reason to rush up to these users with reassurances and promises to overhaul everything for them?
When I went on Twitter I found it utterly baffling and quite hostile. And then I got used to it. I still don't like it, barely use it and only for the nsfw artists that had to leave here with the porn ban, but the point is I understand it, now. It wasn't at all less "difficult" to get a handle of than Tumblr is, these people are just confronted with something new.
I was lurking on Tumblr long before I took the leap and made an account. I was, even then, lurking for a long time before I started engaging and blogging in earnest. Had to understand the culture and unspoken rules first.
But everything must happen quick quick quick now, doesn't it? Things must be soft, pre-chewed, no effort required.
But things do take time and effort sometimes. It's not a bad thing to remember, not at all. It's just the way the universe works. Besides, others have made that point, but alienating a stable, dedicated user base in hopes of catering to a new, fickle one is objectively self-sabotage.