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cirrusea · 2 years
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I've been playing a lot of Sky and thought the syndicate would make some cool seasonal spirits :]
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tendebill · 1 year
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Okay, so I just watched an OC TikTok compilation of yours (Very good content btw) and realised that there was a lot of characters I didn't know. So I'm curious, how many Ocs do you actually have? How many are actually a part of the same story? Can you list them all without making a post the length of Do you love the color of the sky?
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first of all, thank u for watching my oc memes XD second of all... I have A FAIR AMOUNT of ocs. I think I once counted like... 50? idk if it was all of them + i havent recounted in a while : )
BUT most of them are part of the same UNIVERSE, though come from the different dimensions, most are involved in some small way in the main plot/appear in the background like once or twice. A fair amount of them have their own side stories as well that happen before or during the main plot with Ellie and Seph! A lot of them I havent touched/rebooted/reworked in YEARS so not all of them are "relevant".
A few examples: from Evoterra there is Bitzy and her group, including Hinata and Hyo, they have a story of their own that starts around chapter 4 of the main plot and ends probably after the main plot? (haven't fully fleshed it out yet)
Hinata and Hyo are ALSO involved in Maffi's (David's older sister) backstory, that happens some time BEFORE the main plot. It explains how each of them got their powers. (For additional info: Hinata is originally from Deiterra, where Angelica Emperor is from, Hyo and Maffi both come from Elterra. Both Hyo and Hinata stay in Evoterra permanently)
Then in Quaterra there is Vincent, Julia and Thomas, who have their own story that revolves around their relationship and Vincent's family history (and lots of ghosts). Julia is originally from Evoterra and first appears in chapter 4, but then her story ends up with her in Quaterra. She also works WITH Huen (against her will) at some point and around that time she's absent from Thomas' and Vince's story.
Others are Caroline and Paul in Aliterra, whose story later merges with Alex's (Alex is a villain in another side story from Aliterra, before she joins Caroline and eventually Ellie and co.). There's Phoebe who's from Evo and we meet her along with Julia, they later separate and Phoebe ends up joining Huen... Yea there's a bunch.
Honestly I could probably do an-oc-post-a-day about a random oc and it would last for a good while XD
If I end up making a list of all ocs I can remember, I'll take a screenshot and post it here lol
as always thank you for the ask and for reading my insane ramblings <33
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OKAY SO
the First thing about danger days is like. the world is dead and taken over by corporate evil (I’ve never read the comics and I’m being so brave about it but this is just my opinion about the songs on the album) so that’s a parallel right there.
I am just going to go through all of the songs I guess
1) Look Alive, Sunshine
so this opens the album and it’s not even a song it’s a disembodied voice speaking to everyone. and includes lines like “the pigs won’t quit” and “a system failure for the masses”
and then it smoothly transitions into (I like to think that it’s interrupted by)
2) Na Na Na
which has the semi-constant “na na na na na na-” in the background. I’ve always thought of it kinda like a siren
and the lyrics™️ in this one are. uh here’s screenshots of them
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there’s a theme of breaking control in this album I think. and children. I have Thoughts
(specifically “what will save us” and then There Is No Answer other than “and the sky opened up / everybody wants to change the world but no one wants to die”)
anddddddd like. “it’s death or victory” hello victims of systemic oppression!
AND THEN (this is getting kinda long I’ll switch to a new ask after I talk about
3) Bulletproof Heart
which is one of my favorite songs on the album btw.
it has “these pigs are after me, after you” (hello police), “run away like it was yesterday” (we missed our chance to get out), “how can they say Jenny could you come back home cause everybody knows you don’t ever wanna come back” (uhhhhh. driven away by circumstance???) “I’m shooting out of this room cause I sure don’t like the company stop your preaching right there cause I really don’t care and I’ll do it again”
the company line has always been !? for me because does it mean company like People You’re With or company like The Establishment Incorporated. anyway we don’t like it and clearly should run away
and then THIS PART
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likeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. this album is about fighting. anyway part 2 coming soon lmao enjoy
Oooh that’s good. I’ve heard the Na Na Na one before, but I really like the bulletproof heart part… methinks I’ll have to listen to it
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enabi-seira · 3 years
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So... I've been stressed lately. And when I'm stressed I tend to focus on things I shouldn't at that moment... But anyways... I did something for a build contest and I'd like to show it.
So here it is, my base (from the game Islands on Roblox):
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It took me around 10 months but the last two weeks has been the most productive ones. At the moment of the screenshots, it counted with a total of ~62.000 blocks (80k is currently the max number you can place), so it is by far my biggest creation so far. This is only the beginning... [insert ominous laugh]
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I decided to add some bit of background to it to make it more interesting, so here it is:
After soaring through the skies I finally reached the floating islands. With the help of the locals, I settled on a group of small islands where I found a giant tree. According to them, that tree has been floating in the skies for centuries. They say that under its roots there is an unknown mineral that keeps it alive. "What better place to start an adventure than in such a mysterious place?" At least, my dragon Stealer seems to like it (or rather the treasures I get them...)
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To whoever may interested it, more details and explanations under the cut.
It consist on three medium to big floating islands, with some little ones around for functionality purposes.
The main island
The biggest one and the fist I've made has:
a small pond,
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a dry elm. It's just the first tree I've made and I was too lazy to keep changing its leaves throw seasons. So I added a few green blocks as scattered leaves and added a few verses of the poem Al olmo seco/To a dry elm tree, by Antonio Machado -in both Spanish and English even though this game hates words...-,
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access to the Sky's Docks. I wanted to have my shop (an airship) here, so I thought a whole commercial port would be nice, but due to not knowing how many blocks would have taken me (80k is the limit), I changed my mind and put the mob island's portals plus the one to the hub -btw meet Flip, the Dock's manager (it's the frog)-
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and an underground storage room with "unique" items and a dragon with its pile of riches (name's Stealer). So... The game have limited items from events, normally trophies. So why not flex a bit with a dragon as a guardian? Sadly, no wings because I forgot and the space is small...
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This island is connected to the farm island through crops in terrace (because I don't need to farm much so small patches of each crop is enough),
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and to the Industrial Isles (that have the only permanent deposits so far in the game -copper and gold-, plus a desert themed statue that represents "my trading deals" with Azarath, the desert village in the desert island -that's redundant...-)
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And, to finish the general tour... The main attraction of the place, and the reason I have banners with a tree everywhere:
The Ancient Tree
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I wanted to give it a cool name, but signs in this game are a pain sometimes (I hate this level of speech censorship... I can't say pine, maple, or birch! The main tree types in the game!! Anyway...)
You don't know how much I struggled with the "leaves"... But I finally figured something I quite like! So I'm happy with the results.
At the base, under the roots, there is a medium sized island with blue colored blocks than represent a bunch of crystals under it. You can't see it from this perspective, but the tree has a small floating crystal in the middle of the trunk as if the tree has stored it there. Also, the tree has blue shiny flowers and "vines" to represent the adaptation to the crystal.
The four domes around the trunk are the fruit trees greenhouses, one for each of the first trees in the game.
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So that's it, my masterpiece, by big baby.
It's not finished yet but that was all I could do before the signing-up time finished. So I have lots of details to add, some ideas here and there, some improvements and game updates to consider... I'll be posting the progress soon.
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“So Happy Together” Analysis
i don’t sleep
tl;dr: tbh not much to go off on about. i think we see a new skin for Iron Bear, one with some stripes. amara smiles, i do talk a little bit about little sisters in bioshock but tbh i think this was all just a stylistic choice lol. oh and handsome jack’s masks- probably Mount Jackmore. i don’t want to get to freaked out over jack returning, but damn gearbox lol u had me there for a second. im pretty sure it’s just a reused cut quest from bl2 that they never got to implement. 
EDIT: here’s all the cut content in bl2 (plus all the non-cut content as well for funsies). you can go to the cut quests and see the audio files for claptrap’s jackmore quest
holy shit can i just vomit all my emotions rn, they’re all good so imma do that so im rational when i start analyzing stuff okay? okay! 
holy shit that was fucking great and im really glad i tempered my expectations to something smaller than i thought because i feel bad for people expecting something huge, i was under the assumption we’d be getting a new mechanic that was like ‘choose ur +1 and they’ll be able to play the game with you if you’re both online even if they don’t have the game’ which was what someone said on reddit. altho im sure the poor company is gonna get spammed now with hate like ‘WTF YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE BUILT THIS UP AAAA’. not to lie, i was slightly disappointed it wasn’t a longer stream, but i mean if they’ve got nothing to announce, they’ve got nothing to announce and HEY! new trailer!!! gonna be combing thru on the assumption this has some easter eggs like the MoM trailer did, just in case. i thought it was a cute trailer, gearbox never explicitly said what it was gonna be, a lot people all just assumed what was gonna happen was a demo/beta which sucks so i hope this doesn’t negatively impact people’s perspective of the game. im staying off reddit for now bc when i first checked it people were pretty pissed and i dun need that negativity lmao
okay! emotions are LOCKED behind closed doors. i am shifting into study mode. here we go boys/girls/those of us who know better. haven’t done one of these in a while, let’s see if im rusty at all.
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claptrap! and the skull on the chair which reminds me of tyreen’s “favorite skull”. 
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tv says “we are under attack, please stand by”
and afaik claptrap is near the beginning of the game, you can see part of the recruitment center behind him when the camera pans.
im thinking there might be something in the roses, specifically the hand-drawn roses later on in the trailer. will be keeping an eye open for that.
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this is specifically a jakobs brand chest. i really like the see-through aesthetic of it
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intro area of the game again. possible hint to the opening cutscene? tbh i was worried that’s what we were about to get because i haven’t finished the roughs of my mock up lol
so what i didn’t notice my first time through is that you can then see claptrap, also being shown in the chest
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waving up at the camera. that’s not trippy at all or anything lol
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this car in the foreground (with no one driving it, mind you)
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randomly combusts, looking quite like elpis in that one shot of the claptrap presents pandora trailer. wonder if that means it’s gonna ‘splode.
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ohhh it spins. please no spin imma get motion sick blech
shot of some cultists. one appears to have a jetpack near the bottom right there
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another explosion to the beat
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the shock wave!!!! that’s awesome
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shock nomads cultists are back. f in chat for our shields
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another cultist seconds before he gets blown to bits
it cuts to black for a secco as it moves thru said explosion
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another cultist, i assume a psycho
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finally some good fucking angles
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heh.
idk what i expected from someone who’s first action skill line i ever heard was them shouting MAGIC WALL!!! TAAAADAAAAAAAAH
as a side note
who is shooting those lasers
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we see them coming from behind the VHs, but
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there’s nothing there
SPOOKY~
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they’re coming from... the wall???
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tfw u shot urself in the foot on accident
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amara is not amused
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`is this some human custom i don’t understand yet`
also i hate that i’ve done this exact dance before when i took dance classes as a kid
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with less style of course, i was like 7
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moze is into it, hell yeah
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this reminds me a lot of Kingsman. where all the blood is like fireworks and stuff. i wonder if that has anything to do with the psycho brainwashing. like little sisters in bioshock. they see roses instead of blood, right? maybe there’s something like that going on with the psychos
i’d certainly hope our vault hunters aren’t brainwashed, anyway.
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this dude looking SHOCKED to see that tho, lmfao
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i relate to this man on a spiritual level i stg
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man he looks pissed
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omfg lol
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“um”
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“i guess this is okay”
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the body language in this is gold i am just having the time of my life
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adsfdgfhgjhgfk
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this is so cute
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also in retrospect, i think this is one of the turrets we see on promethea. i wonder what it’s doing here!
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moze u ok?
oh nvm she’s into it, look at her! she’s dancing! She’s Dancin’!
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oooo one of the robots from the we are mayhem trailer! okay you can totally see why i think they’re jakobs, RIGHT???
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iirc this is a maliwan soldier
man this is a crossover event, isn’t it?
i get it now. togetherness. i gotchu gearbox.
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some maliwan ships in the sky. possibly sanc-iii on the right? or a ship of the same model as sanc-iii!
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this is a magitek dropship, change my mind
eh, they both start with M, fuck it.
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no idea what fl4k is doing here
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mayyyybe shielding themselves from the ‘firework’/confetti shower
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i like that the confetti explosions are backed up by purple, you know like eridium/slag/siren powers. seriously, maybe this is just how to cultists see us Vault Hunters and the mass murder.
at the very least, the psychos.
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fl4k’s into it. i wish we knew the name of their skag, if it has one. i hope it does.
well now the lasers are coming from the other side! what the hell
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moving on
i think this is the HBC from the speakers, plus im pretty sure that skull and the stained glass are the entrance to mouthpiece’s arena
we also get a different colored explosion. im paranoid jack is somehow making a return (please god no), so i’ll just note it’s the same color as his eyes.
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AND the chests are vomiting out gold guns, which i think, gold-plated gear, is the cult’s way of signifying standing. which im sure is a tongue-in-cheek commentary as gearbox gives out a gold weapon pack as a pre-order bonus. no, like, it even shows up as an ad on the video
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smh gearbox lmao
oh, also, the cultists are doing fuckin flying impressions
im not saying its a reference to the cultist with rakk wings on the cover, buuuut
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bitch it might be lol
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it’s an upside-down vault symbol! ive been trying to figure out what that is in those screens for the longest time!
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back on promethea and we get to see fl4k’s spiderant in action
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their skag, too, of course
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the jabbermon in the back there, too! i wonder if they’re going to be shock or cryo. i would imagine shock given how they’re glowing
also i love the way the flowers look in contrast to the character models
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moze is so happy aw
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i love the way fl4k’s skag comes flying in and slides to a stop. such a good doggo ;-;
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this is beautiful, i want it as a wallpaper
moze skipping? holy shit
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100% verified the best thing i’ve ever seen
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i lied. this is.
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is this the fast travel station effect?
also! IB is looking a bit different
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i wonder if this is a redesign or if IB is wearing a new skin moze picked out
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pan over to zane who clearly doesn’t notice the being of darkness and horror in the doorway
oh also, we’re on eden-6 now. which would explain the fast travel effect
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psychos dancing on the rooftops lol
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oh god my eyes
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nothing to really say here, i just like this screenshot
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pink shields booyah
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this is so fucking cute
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we also get a better look at that one facility on eden-6
is that... red i see? >w> i won’t say it i won’t i won’t say it i swear i just- ATLAS
fuck
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i like that zane’s clone spawns with his melee attachment
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not AS excited as the real life version though
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GB pls let this be a zane emote
is that a varkid? on eden-6?
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wtf is a varkid doing on eden-6???
more shots of the facility btw. reminds me a lot of sanc-iii so maybe this actually is the supamax mfg construction facility like i originally thought. hmmmmmmm
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ah yes, of course
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holy shit what is this a reference to?
im told it’s the sex pistols
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the back of the bullet turns into Athenas
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pans in
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amara!
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enemy with a top hat on. some variation of/upgraded gravedigger? it’s like a psycho but recolored with blue pants and a top hat. you can see it fall off when amara shoots him
y’know, these guys
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some rakk in the background
i am hoping bc this is a celebration of togetherness we’re seeing all enemies everywhere, not that the planets don’t have their own unique fauna.
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she’s so happy omfg
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oh, you want some?
Uhhh then there’s THIS sequence
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they’re doing the flying thing again lmao
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there’s also whatever that black blob is on the left. a spaceship maybe?
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car wheel
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all their eyes started glowing red. uh oh gamers
also another fast travel effect
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hmmmm... zarpedon is that you??
back on pandora.
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“super 87 racetrack”, maybe this is near that motorcade fast travel we saw?
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huzzah! rainbows!
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i do believe that’s sanctuary-iii
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another ship. drop ship?
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elpis is looking nice this time of year. definitely not explode-y. yet.
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pret-ty sure that’s iron bear. moze is standing atop the tower lmao
also! back to it’s old paint scheme. looks like moze was using a skin or smth
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we also have this. are my eyes failing me or is that a big cross on the left? could be where jack was buried. 
also i know there was cut content in bl2 about Mount Jackmore! and this looks like a Mount Jackmore to me. it’s a cut quest where claptrap asks you to basically ruin the thing. but since the quest was cut, it’s still here in bl3. maybe they’ll reintegrate the quest lol
i can’t imagine it being roland’s gravesite. because it looks like the below.
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i do know we’re going to roland’s grave in bl3, but the statues don’t really match up. maybe it is and the statues were broken, or ruined or something and replaced by a cross. could be then that the gravesite was defaced with, well, the guy that killed him. 
im really hoping jack doesn’t make a return. im fine with dealing with what he set in motion, and his influence, and probably even some ECHO logs and movie trailers, but please, for the love of god, don’t actually bring him back, AI or otherwise. im really excited for the calypso twins, i’d really hate to see the focus shift back to that guy. he’s had his fingers in every borderlands game. it’s time to let him go.
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idk what this is exactly. it looks like maybe that weird eye bot troy stands next to in the intro for the behind closed doors panel?
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goodbye mr magical jakobs chest, it’s been real
the RC now has red drapes going down it. have those always been there? i don’t remember those
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hmmmmmmmmm maybe we’re looking at it from the back 🤔
anyway, that’s all she wrote. i haven’t see any hidden morse code messages or anything yet, but if something surfaces, i’ll be sure to add it here.
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dragonwarriorgal · 3 years
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Fate: The Winx Saga Finale - A Fanatic Heart
Ok. I got my BIG glass of red wine. I am doing this in front of my parents while they are watching Miss Marple (great family bonding moment with them, mostly from my dad, chuckling at my rage of watching this show) and I am watching Teen Drama with British teenagers. Let's. Do. This.
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Bloom: *gasp* I'm special? Me: What, you want a dog treat next?
Ok, it was really funny that Rosalind's next line was "you wanna learn a new trick?"
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Ruh, roh! Whoopsie poodles!
I just wanna say that we have had NO INFORMATION about Rosalind, other than she maybe is a master manipulator, but BY GOD IS SHE NONTHREATENING! I keep thinking that she will knit Bloom socks as soon as she gets free. Maybe it was on purpose, but even the way that she acts is so nonthreatening, EVEN WHEN SHE IS SUPPOSED TO BE MENACING!
Even when I am in a WELL LIT ROOM, I can't see shit!
Terra's dad: *goes over the list of every bad thing Terra, Musa and Stella has done in the past half hour, including releasing Rosalind* Me: Well technically, Bloom is the one who released Rosalind...
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BUT YOU STILL BROKE INTO THE HEADMISTRESS'S OFFICE AND BROKE THROUGH HER SECRET TUNNEL! YOU STILL HELPED BLOOM WITH RELEASING BEATRIX AND ROSALIND! DON'T YOU DARE PUT YOUR IDIOCY AS YOUR MAIN EXCUSE!!!!
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Ah, hello escape ex machina. AKA the guy THAT CAN WALK THROUGH WALLS!
Ok, hands down, Aisha is the only good character in this show. She can see through this BULLSHIT LOGIC!!!
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I keep thinking that she brought Bloom here to get her a butterscotch.
"Blood Witches" Aseduan is here??? (The Witchlands book series for those who are curious about me reference)
And also, OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE! We have witches! ARGH!!!!!!!
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*sigh* After following her order she left when you were a baby to "find me", releasing her from a magical coma, following her through a secret passage way out, getting to the stone circle with her to learn just how "special" and a good girl you are, YOU ARE JUST NOW FIGURING THAT OUT????!!!!
And no mention or hurt from Sky THAT SHE DRUGGED HIM AND LEFT HIM ALONE!!!!
(I am not wasting space on my pc for this screenshot) Dane: Beatrix cares about you Riv. Me: *pretentious scoff*
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Oh, sorry, he is ONLY NOW MENTIONING IT! Also you see how I CAN'T SEE SHIT! Bloom is RIGHT BESIDE HIM! ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE SCREEN!
Can you imagine being the Head Grip on this show when they were shooting? HG: Director dude, we need more lights if the audience have any chance of seeing anything in this scene, other than those random background character running with flashlights. Director: No, you don't understand, we NEED that cool ass globe with the moving ocean we showed in the very first episode! It is essential to this story!
Because I can't scream right now in front of my parents:
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Sums up the entire problem I have with this episode.
That was the most PATHETIC MOTIVATIONAL SPEECH IN TV HISTORY!
I would forgive this show just a tiny bit if Dowling just yeets Bloom at the Burned Ones just so they can satisfy their Bloom murder boner they have for some reason.
Apparently, according to Dowling, (in this final episode btws), water fairies are good at leadership and control.
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Is this going to be the first teen drama TV show ever to have an M/M/F relationship? (I am not going on a google hunt to find out)
If Beatrix was on Rosalind's side since the beginning, WHO THE HELL WAS THIS "HE" THAT THEY MENTIONED IN THE SECOND EPISODE?????!!!!?!?!?!!
I have been constantly rolling my eyes this past minute, and I need a break.
Why the fuck should I remember Doris, AND WHY THE HELL SHOULD I CARE?
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Again, I have heard little to NOTHING bout Sky's dada, we have only learned his name IN EPISODE 5! WHY THE HELL SHOULD I CARE THAT SILVA KILLED HIM! Oh, god. I get it now. *sigh*
ONLY 26 AND A HALF MINUTES LEFT?
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I am absolutely livid
Me: *all of a sudden punches a pillow* My dad: Why are you forcing yourself to watch this? Me: You don't understand, I have watched and reviewed those last five episodes, I only have 23 minutes left. I HAVE to finish this, even though I only get a couple of likes for this.
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Ok, I get why Aisha is there, BUT WHY STELLA?! Also sorry for screenshot every 2 minutes, BUT GOD!
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PFFT- OH MY GOD! ARE THEY ACTUALLY TRYING FOR A TRANSFORMATION SCENE RIGHT NOW?!?!??!?! PFFT-HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHA!!!!
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Ah, thank you,*wipes eyes* I needed that laugh after all that anger I felt this episode.
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THANK YOU FOR GIVING MY SOME ANSWERS IN YOUR SEASON 2 BAITING!
Bloom destroys the Burned 1s after the most ridiculous fight scene/transformation scene and leaves her weak and her "friends" are now tucking her into her bed, what's next a bed time story?
And straight back into numbness...*sigh*
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??????
Weirdest. Teen angst scene. Ever.
15 minutes left of this episode and the "final fight" is already over... I guess it is time for predictable season 2 baiting...*sigh*
I hate this "forgiveness and hindsight" scene with Bloom and Dowling with all my being.
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"While I plan on revealing that your real daughter died and I have been a changeling and you there is a really good chance that you might kick me out and disown me and even physically hurt me?"
10 more minutes and there have already been 3 pop songs these past 10 minutes.
are you fucking kidding me? THE WHOLE SCENE WITH HER TELLING HER PARENTS THE TRUTH IS IN A FUCKING MONTAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't care if there is an after credit scene, as soon as I see any name pop out on the screen I am OUT!
Great, 8 and a half minutes of Season 2 baiting
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Surprize motherfucker! Also OH. MY. GOD! 
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I want to throw something
Oh my God, Beatrix's dad AKA "HIM" is Andreas (Sky's dad)*groan* (I predicted it literally 1 second before it was revealed)
Did...did Dowling just die... huh...
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YEET!
Stay tuned for either tomorrow or Sunday for my thoughts on this show, because there are some elephants that I did not go into because I didn’t want this to be a long post (ironic right?), like for example: The whole modernization and the Burned 1s, the awful wardrobe and many more. The future post will be more of a cohesive review other than this live reaction series.
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xseedgames · 6 years
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Zwei: The Arges Adventure - Localization Blog #1
AAAAAAHHHHH IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING.
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I’ve been working on this game for the better part of a year now, but have been unable to say anything about it for PR reasons – namely, that it wasn’t in a showable state, and we didn’t want to confuse prospective players by having two Zwei games announced but unreleased at the same time. Which is totally reasonable, but AAAAAAAHHHH I’VE BEEN WANTING TO TALK ABOUT THIS GAME SO BADLY YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
…Ahem. First off, I guess I should bring you all up to speed, in case you missed the announcement. Falcom’s 2001 PC classic Zwei!! is coming to the Western world via Steam, GOG, and The Humble Store in early 2018, under the name Zwei: The Arges Adventure. Why the name change? Well, because we already released its 2008 sequel, Zwei: The Ilvard Insurrection (which was originally called Zwei II: Sky-High Great Adventure in Japan).
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That’s right. Localization work wrapped on the sequel first, and now we’re finishing things up with the original.
What are we thinking?!, you must be asking yourselves. Why would we release the sequel first, then go back and release the original? Why wouldn’t we release the original game first? And since we’ve already released the more modern second entry in the series from seven years later, can this earlier effort really hold its own by comparison? 
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Well, that’s why I’m so excited. Because Zwei: The Arges Adventure is good. REALLY good. In fact, I dare say it’s my favorite translation I’ve ever worked on to date – yes, even topping Return to PopoloCrois and Corpse Party. And if you’re at all familiar with me (this is Tom, BTW), that statement alone should tell you that Zwei: AA is something special, since PopoloCrois and Corpse Party are… shall we say, perennial favorites of mine. To put it very lightly.
So, yeah. Let’s address those hypothetical questions, shall we?
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Why would we release the sequel before the original? Well, two reasons. One, because we can – these games each tell standalone stories, set on different floating continents with different casts of characters. Zwei: AA’s two protagonists, Pipiro and Pokkle, do make a few cameo appearances in Zwei: II, but this is done almost purely for the sake of fanservice (the literal kind, not the naughty kind). When all is said and done, these two games are completely standalone, taking place in the same world but telling very different stories with very different characters and a very different feel. Think of it kind of like the Ys series, but even more episodic (since, Ys Origin aside, Ys has the Adol-as-protagonist connection from one game to the next, whereas Zwei doesn’t even have that!).
The other reason is because of the nature of Zwei: AA’s code. The Japanese version of this game utilized DirectX 5, was formatted strictly for 4:3 resolution with no widescreen options whatsoever, offered a lovely FPS selection of 30 or 15 (seriously!), counted on players to play it with mouse and keyboard over gamepad (it supported gamepads, but… barely), and contained no fewer than six unlockable Windows desktop apps that were loosely tied to yet completely separate from the main game.
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This is one of them. And that first screenshot at the beginning of this blog entry is another.
In other words… this is the kind of adaptive coding project that’s been known to give lesser programmers heart attacks. Getting a game like this to even run on a modern Windows machine at all – much less run WELL – was decidedly not a task for the meek. In fact, it’s because of the way this game is coded that we ultimately decided to translate the game in-house rather than working with any fan-translators as we did for Zwei: II, as no two programmers would handle this text the same way – and trying to convert a fan-translated script to a format that would work for us would’ve taken almost as long as translating the game from scratch.
So, yeah. Getting Zwei: II out first was pretty much just done because… erm… it was ready first. And it was always GOING to be ready first. Even with a lengthy QA process and a couple minor delays, it still inevitably got finished long before its predecessor was ready to make its debut.
Fortunately, we hired a veteran programmer to work with us on Zwei: AA… but you’ll never guess who! It wasn’t Sara, since she was busy getting Zwei: II ready at the time (and a fine job she did of it, with one of our smoothest PC launches ever!). But this wasn’t our first time working with the guy we worked with on this project, either. It was, however, our first time working with him to modernize someone else’s game – and he really did perform some miracles for us (and put up with my many, many demands for quality-of-life improvements and feature additions, to boot!).
The man in question? Matt Fielding, of Magnetic Realms. A.k.a. the guy who brought you the game Exile’s End. 
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Pictured: Exile’s End. Which is also an awesome game you should play!
And thanks to his technical wizardry, you guys are going to have an astoundingly up-to-date version of Zwei!! on your hands at launch. We’re talking more than just widescreen support here – there’s full in-game integration of the Pet Monitor and other desktop apps, new control functionality for more natural gamepad support across the board, inclusion of the arranged soundtrack from the Japan-only PSP version of the game, additional art and text content not present in any previous version of the game, and much, much more (to be detailed in future blog entries!).
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Moving on to the second question I asked, with Zwei: II already out, can Zwei: AA hold its own by comparison?
I think you know what my answer’s going to be, on that one. Zwei: The Arges Adventure is a freaking awesome game with a lot to offer, and differs from its own successor in enough key areas that it can very easily hold its own any day of the week. Hell, you might even like it better than Zwei: II – it’s certainly a very close call for me, but I’d say Zwei: AA gets the slight edge! 
Sure, they’re both dungeon-crawling action RPGs at their core, and they both use food to level-up, even sharing the same food exchange system to discourage grinding. And the two-character party (plus one pet), with one character taking the role of physical attacker while the other slings spells, takes center stage in both titles as well. Plus, both games are set on floating continents in the same world.
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That’s a lot of similarities, but they’re all relatively superficial. You could say Zwei: AA is like the 2D answer to Zwei: II’s 3D world, but that would be discounting its snarkier and more tongue-in-cheek storyline (yes, even more than Zwei: II’s!), or the gorgeous and ludicrously colorful hand-drawn backgrounds, or the two games’ very different approaches to pets (you only get one pet in Zwei: AA as opposed to the veritable army of pets featured in Zwei: II, but that one dog or cat [or other?] has significantly more personality and gameplay involvement than its many Zwei: II counterparts), or the huge variety of minigames on offer (all of which have been adapted to play from within the game itself, despite formerly existing only as desktop apps)… and that’s just scratching the surface. In short, although the two games use the same basic template, they represent two very different approaches to game design within the confines of that template.
For me as Zwei: AA’s translator, though, I can’t help but laser-focus right on the game’s dialogue. Protagonist duo Pipiro and Pokkle are without a doubt the best pair to write that somebody like me could ever ask for. Pokkle constantly cracks bad puns (and I do mean constantly!), wears a tail for funsies, and is always hitting on women twice his age.
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And Pipiro just has absolutely no filter whatsoever, and is full of so much snark that she’s fit to burst.
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Practically every line out of these two is an absolute gem – and that’s to say nothing of the many quirky NPCs surrounding them over the course of their rather lengthy quest (such as the endlessly self-delusional “libertine fatass” that’s funding your adventure, and his extremely no-nonsense maid who gave him that nickname).
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I… really can’t stress enough how much fun it was to write for these characters, and how inspired I was to come up with the perfect phrasing for every line. I’m extremely appreciative that we chose to translate the game in-house, as it gave me an opportunity to work much more deeply with this script than I ever could’ve if we’d only been tasked with editing it. As time went on, I found myself revising my work on a daily basis, making small tweaks here and there as new bits of wordplay or better puns popped into my head (much to Matt’s chagrin, I’m sure!). The end result is something that I can stand behind as a faithful interpretation of the game’s mood and intent – an attempt to convey the same degree of lighthearted fun and irreverence present in every line of the Japanese script, but formatted to sound more natural in English, accounting for context, tone, atmosphere, and individual character quirks rather than just hammering out a word-for-word translation.
I’ve never laughed so hard while playing a JRPG before, and I truly hope that when you guys play this one in English, you’ll find its English interpretation just as hilarious as I found its original Japanese to be. That would mean I succeeded at what I set out to do, and would bring me great joy and pride as a localizer!
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And please do keep an eye on this Tumblr, as I fully intend to give lots more info about Zwei: The Arges Adventure (and more screenshots showing off lines I’m particularly proud of) in the weeks to come!
Until then, I hope you’re all continuing to enjoy Zwei: The Ilvard Insurrection, and… well, I’mma go back to testin’ Zwei: The Arges Adventure now, ‘cause I want this game to be downright perfect when it’s released! And with translation and editing 100% complete, and coding probably somewhere in the 70-80% done range, that release date will be here before you know it…
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12 Days | Chapter 9.2
Two guys that lowkey hate each other are forced to walk in each other’s shoes in order to learn a lesson.
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“Okay, hear me out,” Tom prompted, sitting up on the couch with Bella. “If you ran into your celebrity crush in public, and I gave you my blessing… would you go for it?”
Neither of them remembered how they got to this conversation. They had properly discussed the Mark situation, which Bella apologized profusely for. She claimed it was an impulsive thought and couldn’t stop herself from saying it. Tom, being the compassionate and wonderful boyfriend he is, reassured her that everything was okay. He didn’t tell her about the angry texts he had exchanged with the man, though. That was best kept under wraps.
Now that they had changed topics, Tom was immensely curious when he heard that he was in fact Bella’s current celebrity crush. Of course, he heard that from Ethan, and from stalking Bella’s channel a little bit more. He just had to hear it from Bella herself, for validation, if you will. A girl as attractive as her, crushing on Tom? He couldn’t help but feel a little smug.
“Well, I mean…” she trailed off in thought. “I don’t know. Call me cheesy, but I only want you.”
Fucking hell, Ethan was lucky.
“Aww, babe,” Tom said as he stroked Bella’s hair before resting his arm around her shoulders. “But seriously. Who’s the celebrity you’re always talking about? That one guy… or girl, you know. You like him… or her, a lot.”
She hummed to herself. “See now I have a list of people running through my head.”
That was intriguing to say the least. Tom scooted a little closer. He wasn’t sure why he was hoping for her to say his name. Maybe then he could stick it to Ethan.
“I mean you’ve been invested with the new Spider-Man,” he nonchalantly added, feeling a little full of himself.
“Yeah, but there’s like ten other people I’d pick before Tom Holland.”
Oh.
“Like who?” he asked, trying to act like his ego wasn’t bruised.
“Perrie Edwards,” Bella said confidently. “She’s definitely my free pass, even though she’s probably straight. I’m sure she’d be down for an experiment.”
“Oh, yeah?” The name was familiar, but he needed visuals. “What’s this Perrie person look like again?”
She simply picked up her phone and unlocked it, showing Tom an extremely beautiful blonde woman on her home screen. He couldn’t complain about that choice, and nor could Ethan if he knew how to recognize a hot girl. He has Bella, after all.
“Either her or Demi Lovato,” she continued as she put her phone down. “But if we’re talking about the Spider-Man cast, then I’d pick Zendaya over Tom. Or maybe both at the same time. Bisexual goals, am I right?”
He was smiling because he was slightly annoyed. Even if it was all completely hypothetical, Tom felt a small rage in his chest. No. No one gets a night with Zendaya except him. As hot as Bella was, she wasn’t allowed to be near Zendaya either. It even made Tom angry that Ethan was getting to talk to her. She even had her hands on Tom’s body, granted it was for a minute or so, but it was Ethan who got to experience it. Why did it make Tom so… jealous?
“You know I love you, though,” Bella said after some silence. She kissed Tom’s cheek and rested her head on her shoulder. “I wouldn’t pick anyone else over you.”
Two could play at this game. He had his lovely girlfriend here after all.
“I love you too,” Tom told her as he squeezed her shoulders. “And you really better not pick anyone else over me…”
“I’d never.”
Was it cheating if she didn’t know who she was really kissing? Tom nudged her so she could look at him. He put on his best “I’m totally in love with you” eyes, like Peter Parker looking at Liz Allan. Except it was with Ethan’s face, but it reeled Bella in just as well. He stroked the side of her face with his free hand, looking into her pretty brown eyes. She really was beautiful. Ethan was really fucking lucky.
Not wasting anymore time, Tom leaned in and kissed her. In the last few days, he hadn’t properly made out with her, and he was pleasantly surprised. He didn’t want to stop anytime soon, not with a girl like her.
Bella’s fingers ran through his hair, pulling him in closer. All this time without any intimacy must have been frustrating. Tom gently lied her down across the sofa, hovering over her, but suddenly her hands went to his shoulders and pushed him back.
She took a deep breath, looking windswept. “Um… is the hiatus over?”
“What?” he breathed out, put off that the fun was interrupted.
“Are you actually into this?” she asked. “Or are you trying to distract yourself from… whatever’s been going on with you?”
Tom sat back, averting eye contact. Bella sat up as well, watching him.
“You can talk to me, Ethan,” she reassured as she took his hand.
Ethan. The real boyfriend. The person she thought she was talking to. The person Tom made a deal with.
“Distractions,” he said at last, looking down at their hands. His stomach turned at the sight of the scars on Bella’s wrist, and let go of her hand. “I’m sorry.”
“Don’t be, it’s okay,” she soothed.
Time to ham it up.
“I’m just… I feel like I’m losing control,” he told her, although it was slightly astonishing how much truth there actually was to that. “I can’t do anything right. I think I’ve lost myself somehow… Or, I just want to be somebody else. I don’t want it to always be like this.”
Okay, all of that was true. He was thinking of Ethan and the eventual switch back. Say they manage to pull that off, would Tom continue to be the person he was before? Being spread way too thin, with no time for family or Zendaya? He missed everything he had before, surely he wouldn’t take it for granted when things were back to normal.
“You feel… depressed?” Bella guessed, and Tom nodded. “I know what you’re going through. It’s like you told me, it’s not always going to be like this. And in order to change, you have to want that change, or else it’s always gonna be the same.”
Seems like they knew what to say to each other. This couple knew how to communicate and how to pick each other back up. How did they do that without wanting to rip each other’s heads off? Tom couldn’t listen to Zendaya without getting really, irrationally angry at her, and he didn’t know why. He felt a lot of things for her though, he just couldn’t word any of it, and it made him angry.
“I think…” he trailed off. “I think I have more feelings than I know what to do with.”
Bella nodded in agreement. “That makes two of us. It makes the shitty things pretty shitty, but the good things are even better. You just have to embrace the good.”
Why didn’t Tom have a friend like this in his other life? What would Harrison have told him? Probably would have given him a pint and called it a day.
When he didn’t have anything else to say, Bella continued on.
“You know what I got today?”
“Hm?”
She smiled and took the case off her phone, and pulled out a small, red coin from the inside. She put the coin in his hand, and he got a look at it.
“To thine own self be true,” it read around the edges. In the middle there was a number in a triangle. “1 month recovery.”
Well, that was something Tom never would have guessed about her. How could such a pretty face have a background like this? Then again, she had what could only be seen as self harm scars on her body…
“It’s actual proof that things can change,” she told him. “I was such a mess last month… and the month before. And especially at the beginning of this year. But I’ve turned things around, and you definitely can too. And I’m here for you. Okay?”
Tom was still looking at the coin in his hand, masking his shock. But he finally looked at her and nodded. “Thank you, love.”
~
He went home after Bella had fallen asleep. She sleeps a lot. After that short, but incredibly greedy make out, Tom couldn’t find it in himself to play the role of the boyfriend for any longer. That, and Ethan’s friend Andrew (a different one from the Wowie video - he knew like three of them) had texted him about a podcast they had to record. Seemed easy enough, and it was a good excuse to get away from Bella. He sat at the breakfast bar with a bowl of mac and cheese (that was all Ethan had to eat around here) and was typing on his phone.
“First of all, congratulations on your freaking amazing relationship. I had a little chat with bella about depression (her and all your friends think you’re depressed btw) and she really knew what to say. Idk how you guys do it. Secondly, i didn’t know she was an alcoholic. She showed me her very first sobriety chip and was really proud that she made it a month without drinking. Thought I should let you know, she seems pretty happy with herself.”
After sending that, Tom looked through the messages he exchanged with Mark yesterday. He cringed at all that went down, but he was relieved that no one had gotten fired. He wouldn’t know what he would have done if it happened. What would Sonji have done?
Thinking of the psychic lady prompted Tom to tell Ethan what had happened. Sonji probably would have slapped Tom with a lightning bolt from the sky if he kept it to himself any longer.
“Alsoisentanangrytexttomarkyesterdayandnowhesreallymadatmeoryouoridkanywaygn” There, that should do it. He also added screenshots for some context, but he didn’t mention that Bella was thinking about the breakup with Mark.
Fifteen minutes later, Ethan replied.
“You did what now”
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Beauty Water, created by two celebrity makeup artists, Son & Park, is one of the products curated by Charlotte Cho, co-founder of Soko Glam. In addition to this, it is 2015 Soko Glam Beauty Award Winner, (well-deserved) and is one of the best K-beauty product at Sephora. But why this product is so popular?
What is it?
Beauty Water is not your regular toner. Instead, it’s a multi-tasking beauty product with a consistency of water that delivers moisture to your skin, cleanses, adds glow and exfoliates – all at the same time!
This cult favorite toner is your transition from the “cleansing” steps to “nourishing steps, as it creates a clean base for subsequent skincare products, while also preps the skin for makeup.
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  The product is suitable for normal, oily, dry and combination skin types, and it even works for my sensitive skin. The pH level is 4.5, which means it is restoring the natural pH level of your skin after the cleansing step. 
Ingredients
Son & Park Beauty Water is packed with skin-loving oils and extracts. Lavender and rose flower water along with the orange fruit extract deliver hydration, green tea protects from environmental damage, prevents from premature aging and soothes irritation, while papaya and willow bark work as an exfoliator, revealing a smoother and brighter complexion. In addition to this, Beauty Water is formulated without Parabens, Sulfates, and Phthalates.
  Full List of Ingredients:
Water, Rosa Damascena Flower Water, Hamamelis Virginiana (Witch Hazel) Water, Butylene Glycol, Propanediol, PEG-7 Caprylic/Capric Glycerides, Pentylene Glycol, Citrus Aurantium Dulcis (Orange) Fruit Extract, Xylitol, Citrus Aurantium Bergamia (Bergamot) Fruit Oil, Olea Europaea (Olive) Fruit Oil, Citrus Aurantium Dulcis (Orange) Oil, Citrus Grandis (Grapefruit) Peel Oil, Lavandula Angustifolia (Lavender) Oil, Cedrus Atlantica Bark Oil, Pelargonium Graveolens Flower Oil, Carica Papaya (Papaya) Fruit Water, Jasminum Officinale (Jasmine) Oil, Illicium Verum (Anise) Fruit/Seed Oil, Artemisia Absinthium Extract, Rose Flower Oil, Ferula Galbaniflua (Galbanum) Resin Oil, Thuja Occidentalis Leaf Extract, Eucalyptus Globulus Leaf Extract, Lavandula Angustifolia (Lavender) Flower/Leaf/Stem Extract, Melaleuca Alternifolia (Tea Tree) Leaf Extract, Melissa Officinalis Leaf (Green Tea) Extract , Mentha Piperita(Peppermint) Leaf Extract, Mentha Rotundifolia Leaf Extract, Mentha Spicata Flower/Leaf/Stem Extract, Origanum Majorana Leaf Extract, Origanum Vulgare Leaf Extract, Pelargonium Graveolens Extract, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Extract, Thymus Vulgaris (Thyme) Leaf Extract, Glycerin, Decyl Glucoside, 1,2-Hexanediol, PEG-40 Hydrogenated Castor Oil, PPG-26-Buteth-26, Sodium Chloride, Ethylhexylglycerin, Sodium Citrate, Citric Acid, Octanediol, Copaifera Officinalis (Balsam Copaiba) Resin, Protease, Alcohol Denat., Alcohol, Phenoxyethanol.
Even though it is quite gentle for the skin and works for my sensitive skin, it contains Alcohol and some PEGs and PPG. Nevertheless, their concentration is likely to be very little, as most of the ingredients (except for PEG-7 Caprylic/Capric Glycerides) are at the bottom of the list.
The main concern of the PEG-7 Caprylic/Capric Glycerides, in its turn, is its possible contamination with such potential carcinogens as Ethylene Oxide and 1,4-Dioxane. Nevertheless, some of the manufactures may have a policy on stripping down the contaminants, however, I couldn’t find any policy for Son & Park. Nevertheless, FDA considers PEG-7 Caprylic/Capric Glycerides as “designated as safe for general or specific, limited use in food“, since there is no strong evidence that PEGs and PPGs cause an adverse reaction to the skin or health. However, to be on the safe side, it’s better to avoid putting the product directly on broken skin.
  How to Use:
Beauty Water can be used multiple times a day, including your morning and night routine as well as for refreshing the skin in between. There are a few ways to use Beauty Water.
Use it as an exfoliating toner by moistening a cotton pad and gently sweeping across the face. 
Use as a regular toner patting it into your skin before you apply your skin care products or to prep the skin before makeup application.
I prefer using it as my last “cleansing” step. I apply a little bit on a cotton pad, gently cleansing my face and neck. Besides, I also like to apply it before I put my makeup on since it gently smoothes my skin.
I’ve almost finished my full size (11.49 oz / 340 ml) bottle and it has lasted me for over 7 months and I think the remaining amount of the product will last me another couple of months.
My Experience
As I mentioned, it feels like water on the skin and doesn’t leave any sticky feeling or residue. This K-beauty cult favorite product absorbs fast into the skin and gives me instantaneous glow.
Son & Park Beauty Water
I also love the packaging and the closure on the bottle since it prevents dispensing the excess product. I struggled to find the exact name for this type of closure, but hope you understand from the picture. If you know the right word, just leave it in the comments! 
Overall, I loved this product a lot, and I’m likely to repurchase it if I don’t find an alternative with “cleaner” list of ingredients. 
You can also see me using this product in my latest video on Youtube:
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The retail price for Beauty Water is $30.
Bonus Tip: How I took these pictures
In stories on my Instagram account, I asked if you, guys, would like to see behind the scenes more, so this section is for you!
My initial goal was to capture the bubble in the product. For that, I was using a tripod – his name is Slavik by the way, and my Nikon D800 with Nikkor 105 mm Micro lens. 
Excuse my “falling” #behindthescenes images, it’s quite hard to have only two arms outstretched in two different directions!
Some Technical Details
I’m a huge fan of adding sun rays into the picture. You can achieve this by closing your aperture to the max, in other words, choosing the highest number of your F stop. My lens gives me a chance to close it down to F/39! Can you imagine this?
Nevertheless, you have to be careful when you choose a high number of F stop, as all the dust that you have on the camera sensor will show on the picture. But you can always retouch the image, which is what I did, but it’s quite a time-consuming process, though.
This is a screenshot from Lightroom. All the grey rounds are the places I had to retouch to keep the photo “clean”! 
My remote control stopped working, so I had to use a timer. I also attached an extra monitor from Neewer, so that I see what I’m shooting. I also had a reflector that I was trying to hold with my foot, but I’m sure it barely added any effect to this. I definitely need to invest in a stand.
Finally, I was experimenting!
The secret behind the background
I was shooting at home. It was a sunny day, around noon, and the sky had that perfect blue color. I pointed the camera upwards and used the sky through the window as my background. To my surprise, the dirty window didn’t ruin my picture. On the contrary, it added a sophisticated background to the photo! It looks like I used an extra source of light and sprinkled water from the back – this is what I did for the picture below back in a day. 
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Fresh strawberries, anyone? 🍓 Btw, no post-production effects on this photo! ✨#tweetagram #nikonusa #nikond800 #featuremeinstagood #stilllife #productphotography #strawberry #realphoto
A post shared by Farah Gasimzade (@farahgasimzade) on Jan 31, 2018 at 1:17pm PST
But this time, it was just a dirty window 🙈 Nothing fancy, right? 🙂
How I could make these photographs better
I would probably use remote control and maybe a stand for the product so that I could be free in my movements. This would also help me lower the shutter speed and ISO number to a the well-exposed photo with less noise. I reduced the noise during post-production in Lightroom, but I prefer to do everything during the shooting. And I would probably take my camera to service for cleaning, before shooting on high F stops.
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Anyways, I really enjoyed experimenting, and I’m surprisingly happy with the result. The final pictures look like the bottle is immersed in water with sun rays shining through the top. Here is the photo fresh out of camera and its edited copy. As you can see, all I did for post production was a crop (for instagram), retouching the dust, noise reduction, and slight adjustments of exposure and color.
By the way, how do you like the concept of adding “Behind The Scenes” Section to my blog posts? Let me know in the comments down below!
Sons & Park Beauty Water Review + Secrets Behind the Scenes Beauty Water, created by two celebrity makeup artists, Son & Park, is one of the products curated by Charlotte Cho, co-founder of Soko Glam.
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COMMANDER LILITH
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THIS NEWS @ ME AND THE VINE COMP
LETS GOOOOOOOOO
BEST NEWS FIRST
IT’S SUPPOSEDLY FREE AND COMING OUT NOT THE 11TH BUT THE 9TH LIKE THIS MONTH THE 9TH LIKE IN 4 DAYS
I FEEL BAD FOR THE PEOPLE GOING TO E3 CAUSE NOW THEY CAN’T PLAY THIS DLC UNTIL THEY GET HOME, F IN CHAT FOR THE BOYS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS REAL OKAY
EVERYBODY STAY CALM
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SANCTUARY IS UNDER SIEGE
TELL ME SOMETHING I DON’T KNOW, BABY
THE VAULT MAP HAS BEEN STOLEN
OH WE’RE OFFICIALLY CALLING IT THE VAULT MAP NOW, OKAY, CALYPSO TWINS CONFIRMED TO HAVE TAKEN OUR OLD KEY
YOU KNOW WHAT’S NOT CONFIRMED WHATEVER THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH ALL THESE GODDAMN PLANTS
YOU GUYS REMEMBER THAT OLD CANCELED TPS DLC? OF COURSE YOU DO, THAT’S WHAT THEY ARE APPARENTLY USING AS A BASE FOR THIS ONE
REMEMBER THE “INFECTED” STATUS EFFECT? WELL, I’M ASSUMING THAT’S WHAT THE TOXIC GAS IS
“A DERANGED VILLAIN HELL-BENT ON RULING THE PLANET” SO WE’RE NOT FIGHTING THE CALYPSO TWINS?! SOMEONE UNDER THEM??? I ALMOST WANT TO BELIEVE IT’S SOMEONE ENTIRELY DIFFERENT- JUST SOME RANDOM ASSHOLE WHO WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD AND THE TWINS SHOW UP AT THE END OF THE DLC AND WIPE HIS ASS OFF THE MAP FOR US AND YOINK THE VAULT MAP THAT IS RIGHTFULLY OURS AWAY FROM UNDER US
NEW LEVEL CAP 80?? HOLY FUCK?????? AND WE CAN START PLAYING IMMEDIATELY AT LEVEL 30 OH MY GOD I COULD KISS WHOEVER DECIDED THAT WAS NECESSARY I LOVE YOU
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR OP LEVELS? AM I GONNA BOP IN WITH MY OP8 ZER0 AND END UP FIGHTING ENEMIES AT LEVEL 88 WHEN I FINALLY LEVEL UP??? WHEN MY GEAR IS LEVEL 80 (AS THAT’S WHAT OP8 DOES) BECAUSE OH MY SWEET JESUS I DON’T WANNA GRIND MY HIDE OF TERRA AGAIN AHHGGGGGG
okay im gonna take a breath now
we’re calm
we’re good. this is good, we’re okay, i have to type everything 5 times over so its coherent but you know what this is okay this is happening, we’re cool.
i have to be the bearer of bad news as well but i don’t know if those screencaps of the ship from bl3 are what we’re seeing here in the new dlc (as much as I want to be right lmao). the screencaps of the ship definitely seemed like a insect infestation, not a plant one, ya know?
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THEY’RE TURNING THE CARS GAY
or at least like... Buttstallion themed... check out the little horseshoe emoticon in the back there
but it’s pride month, they totally knew what they were doing and the fact that pre-ordered copies of bl3 apparently get a buttstallion themed skin for their ...gear... guns..? iirc... that means we can have gay guns in bl3, too. gearbox is treating us so fucking right, thank you
anyway the location the car is in looks like the highlands or a hammerlock’s big game hunt-type area. mossy/grassy with boulders in the background.
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it looks almost like uranus spawns in right at the start of the dlc! which is awesome, and now i understand why they boost you to 30 before you start.
im verrrryyyy interested in that shot of Sanctuary up in the sky there. you can see the drill, its surrounded by a cloud of dust, it looks like its falling to pieces. i also don’t know where exactly this screenshot takes place but my first thought was the eridium blight (because of the mountain in the back) but that wouldn’t match the sky at all. I then thought maybe the ruins of helios? but we would be able to see more rocks and shit around the edges. then i was all “maybe the highlands”? the rock would match as it has grass growing on top, and sanctuary is very close to overlook, so it’s definitely possible. im gonna say somewhere near the highlands, yeah. the WEP and Opportunity are both fairly near there and it does have some pretty mountainous areas... so. maybe the highlands.
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it looks like the giant vines are reaching up towards sanctuary so i retract my previous statement. i don’t think that’s dust. i think they’re drilling away at the plants trying to grow up to it lol
“Shooting the Moon” makes me think this has something to do with Elpis (not a surprise, if you realize the dlc they’re basing this off of is an old TPS dlc called Luxy’s Space Adventure where a bunch of mutated plant people end up on the space-cruise ship) 
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honestly i’m really fucking hoping they bring back the flamethrower for the final boss (elon musk’s..?)
an area where we can see exactly what this space-cruise ship was supposed to look like
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we also know in the dlc that the disease was spread by some space pirates, so i don’t know if that’s going to be the case here (they board the cruise ship and start spreading disease). Loader bots are apparently ‘Hacked’ so it’s probably not Hyperion we’re going at again. I could see them throwing the space pirates at us, tho maybe changing the guys a little bit so it’s not too much like Captain Scarlett. 
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there is this boss character and that logo on the bottom, possibly a logo for who we’re going to fight in the new dlc? Interestingly enough, she’s got the red and black color scheme, too. cough troy cough. god them having space pirate as a backstory would be fucking AWESOME
i have been going thru the concept art album here if you want to take a look for yourself and tbh
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this pic got me thinking about that “Atlas ice cream shop” prompt the VA for lorelei released 🤔
anyway, moving on from old dlc to what’s new! because lord knows they must’ve changed a lot lol
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the infected psychos on the title art
also, correct me if im wrong, but it looks like lily is standing in 2 places at once- flying sanctuary on the right and three horns divide on the left
anyway
uranus looks a lot more DAHL themed than i originally noticed, like yeah he looks like saturn, but check that color scheme. may be the work of the new baddies.
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this logo may hold some importance, but i can’t recall ever seeing something like it before.
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so this minimap
lucky me i extracted all the textures from bl2 a couple days ago
im very pleased to say this doesn’t look like any minimap we’ve been shown so far, although i did a very quick glance through, so if you guys recognize it, please tell me!!
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i can’t believe they made the guns sparkly and gay. Thank you gearbox. fucking thank you.
the area sal is in reminds of that one place in frostburn canyon, but i doubt that’s actually where he is. likely a new area we haven’t discovered yet!!
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lily
the background is uhhh disgusting, but it is giving me WEP vibes, with the windmill/lighthouse (wherever that area is where you find maya’s ECHO log) and the walls. though the texture of the ground is giving me hammerlock’s hunt vibes.
anyone know why her wings are giving off the digital pixel look angel’s did? like the digistruct vibe?
weird.
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tina! she’s clearly playing a big part in this dlc. wondering if pickle and athena are also around. I don’t think this is sanctuary. the big wall in the back. perhaps where the vines are actually growing from below the mining ship?
would then pin this as somewhere near overlook.
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brick! looks to be the same-ish area as tina (if the buildings have anything to say about it)
honestly the people in the ground is killing me lol. person on the left seems like some random civilian..? he’s just got pants and loafers on. maybe the cruise ship crashed on pandora and the pirates aboard are taking their changes lol
doubtful, though, considering the plan seems premeditated with the huge cloud of toxic gas and shit
now I’m just wondering if the reason the CoV psychos are wearing those respirator-like masks is because the twins showed up with them and were like “if you wear these ‘blessed masks’ when you go to fight the plant shit, you won’t die. yeah, we’re gods. join our cult lmao”.
im just really curious how this ties into the CoV. I imagine either the twins are working with the (new?) villain somehow, or they end up stealing the Vault Map away from us (and possibly killing the bad guy first) at the very end of the DLC. I do want to entertain the idea that they’re like “hey!!! we can help!!!” and then end up betraying us right at the end and toppling Sanctuary for good and taking the key.
alright, that’s all i’ve got. I’m gonna go scream into my pillows now until the 9th happens. 
btw, season 1 of vip stuff happens TOMORROW (the 6th!). hype!!!
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lilith’s digistruct pack has a red accent on it now
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im wondering if this is some sort of projection of Lily since her wings have the weird pixels...
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