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Flying Chirpie Kick!





Chripie is the best! Protect your papa! (FT angry bae.)
#my s class hunters#han yoojin#the s classes that i raised#sctir#new chapter#the s-classes that i raised#sung hyunjae#han yoojin daddy#manhwa#chirpie#chirpie came out kicking#said no one ties down my dad with a contract#hell nah#bad contract#mad bae#nagging hubby#chapter 140#bellare
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"most allegedly haunted houses turn out to have gas leaks!"
no they don't. you are merely skimming the surface of mundane shit that can be wrong with old houses with your one puny little explanation that only fits a very small number of cases. try harder
#ghosts#hauntings#paranormal#like dude I'm a believer but I work in house museums and live in a place where 1930 is NEW for an apartment building#weird pressure differentials! animals trapped in the walls! bad window and door seals causing drafts! expanding and contracting wood!#to say NOTHING of the wiring Shenanigans. oh boy are they many.#GET CREATIVE WITH IT!
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for no reason in particular, i am once again saying that even if the work you're doing is with a content creator you love and on a project you're all passionate about and you trust everyone involved and they would never, say, ghost everyone involved for months leaving you in legal limbo in regards to the ip you've spent the past three years of your life on while everyone is clamoring for a statement or any guidance at all from you...
you should write a fucking contract.
and if someone tells you "we don't need contracts it'll be better that way", run the other direction.
you know. for no reason in particular.
#iskall#this is not me blaming the vh devs for the record this kind of bullshit can Just Happen#and it was iskall's job as the employer/commissioner here to do that in many cases not the devs#if anything it looks like the devs DID try to write a fucking contract. i respect them for this#but. boy howdy. write a contract. ESPECIALLY with ip. ESPECIALLY ESPECIALLY with ip as thorny as software dev work.#this has also been my psa for artists as always.#the fact iskall doesn't seem to have written many contracts REALLY MAKES HIM COME ACROSS AS A BAD BOSS HUH.#you know. amongst all the other far more severe reasons he was a bad boss.
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thinking about not only the specific people lucanis pulls in to represent the 'locks' in his psyche, but the storytelling that happens in the structure/order of them. the underlying ideas are presented something like:
the lucanis who went into the ossuary never came back out again; he died down there (the boy caterina raised is gone forever) -> you're putting yourself in danger doing this (by being close to me), you should leave because I can't bear it if you get hurt because of me -> it doesn't matter even if we do try this, it won't work anyway (again because of me) ('you know what he's like, you can open the door but he won't walk through it' :'( oofie doofie) -> what if the real secret is that there was never anything but the monster in here from the beginning. you should leave, there was never anything here worth saving in the first place. (implicitly: what if I deserved what happened, all along.)
it runs pretty cleanly from outward-oriented attachment anxiety ('caterina won't even want me back like this, she won't recognize me (the same way I no longer recognize myself)) and gradually deeper inwards until we reach self-image and self worth. or you know, the harrowing basic lack of it lol.
"careful -- they'll know we're not right," spite says in one of their first scenes... but clearly, some very deep part of lucanis has feared or suspected for much longer than that that there's something inherently not right at the core of him, way before any demon entered the picture. and the voice he gives those lines to is the person who should know him better than anyone in the world, who he has loved more than anyone in the world -- and who deliberately chose to hurt him so horrifically anyway. 'It's better if I'm just a monster and deserved what happened than it is to allow for the idea that the brother I love doesn't really exist and maybe never did'. it's better if he's fundamentally flawed in some way that needed fixing to help him survive, and that's why caterina chose to hurt him again and again -- out of love. (this one I think he might have a very sad wakeup call on one day if he ever ends up with the responsibility and care of a child of his own in some way and realizes just how alien the idea of ever intentionally hurting them for any reason is to him. oh buddy. also interesting that he keeps caterina as the outermost lock -- there IS a distance he keeps there that he hasn't with illario. he doesn't resent her 'anymore' he says, but he also keeps her carefully further away from his deepest self.)
as far as I could tell the only note in the mind prison that's fully hidden and needs to be uncovered is the sad painful helpless stupid little truth that even after all this, even knowing what happened... he still loves his brother. is there anything illario could ever do that would make lucanis completely stop loving him, do you think? sometimes the trouble with unconditional love is that it is, well. unconditional, even when some terms and conditions probably would have been in order haha.
that's the pattern you see there again and again; he would rather destroy and abandon and imprison himself at every turn than let go of love, even when it's just scraps, even when there's only ever enough of it to hurt him. it's only when rook shows up and as it were takes his hand and walks along with him that he can entertain the idea of changing the story of what walking out the door might mean in the end.
#tl;dr the demon is a metaphor about dissociation and trauma and it's doing its job thematically fucking pitch perfectly that way the end#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age meta#this mission is like ds9 the wire in terms of episodes you really can examine from a thousand different angles#and find something new and soulcrushingly sad every time. exactly my kind of episode in other words#whenever people say there's nothing to him but coffee and spite jokes some small part of me goes 'oh I'm so incredibly sorry!#it must be really hard and so impractical to go through life without being able to read :'( get better soon'#is that very nice of me. perhaps not. is the writing here *perfect*? of course not. but some people are also dedicated to being#wilfully blind (presumably b/c they would have preferred to see something else?? idk man)#lucanis' reaction to taash going 'I'm sorry I'm such a bad crow :'('... he could NEVER do what caterina did with him no matter what#you just can't use him like that. he needs the clean family/enemy/contract distinction or you just break him!!!#caterina literally what are you thinking. every day I ask myself this. (probably 'the only other option that keeps the seat in the family#is illario. so that's right out of course' lmao)#god forbid it happen anytime soon if it should happen b/c there's Stuff that needs working through first lol but he'd be such a soft dad
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POV: You are an up-and-coming manufacturer in Goldensparc, and your business's stake in the Lightning Farm has recently been bogged down by vandalism and corporate sabotage. Desperate, you decide to hire a freelance guarantor. She agrees to take the job, but includes a rider for unfettered access to recharging stations for her powerpacks. You wonder why she will be discharging a weapon often enough to require that in the contract, but decide to put it out of your mind. After all, she came very highly recommended.
#flight rising#my art#amperage#my relationship to drawing is so BAD!!! but i tried to make something Just Because#lightning flight loves contracts and corporate violence#also we all agree petrified glows in the dark right#amerpage's eyes dont go sparky all the time just when she's SUPERCHARGED#as always this didnt turn out like what was in my head but i think if i can let that go in general i'll be a happier person#FRFanart
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✦ We were friends and lovers and clueless clowns ✦
#own art#own characters#CanisAlbus#art#artists on tumblr#Machete#Vasco#anthro#sighthound#dogs#canine#animals#I have contracted such a bad case of sappy bitch disease#terrible#this is my life now I guess#vasco has this shimmery liquid gold look in direct sunlight#and machete is so translucent light goes right through him
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I check the doors, check the windows and pull the blinds
#tw flashing#gifs by me !#they keep on being bad but shhhhh. let me be#twenty one pilots#twenty øne piløts#tøp#clancy tøp#tøp clique#breach#the contract#topedit#tøpedit#tyler joseph#josh dun#tjoseph#jdun#tjosephedit#jdunedit#userrafa#tsusermoon#nessa007#for ellen#dailymusicians#bandsdaily#usermusic#photopeablr#the pilots are back at it again
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funny to think that when i was a kid i was all "i REFUSE to ever work an office job, i am a wild creature, my spirit is free and tempestuous and cannot be contained within cubicle walls" and now at the age of [REDACTED] i'm like please. please give me an office job. please give me a sensible office job where all i have to do is get up at the same time each day and clock in and send emails and clock out again. i am on my knees begging.
#the older i get the more i realise that i crave structure and am terrified of uncertainty/lack of clarity#i'm also really bad at on-the-spot decisions and changes in routine#and my current job is like#your phone must be on constantly. you can never miss a call.#you may be contacted any time from 6am to 8pm offering you work.#you must decide then and there whether you wish to accept the work and if you hesitate the work will go to someone else.#you have no idea how long the work will last or how long it will take you to get to where the work is.#the work may end at any time without warning.#if they don't like you they will just terminate your contract and you'll never find out why.#i love the actual work but the process feels like it was designed in a lab to torture me personally
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guys that clip of flower shouting WOO HOO HOO during the wild vs sharks game is so important to me i’m gonna be thinking about it forever
AFFIRMATION FOR MY FOREVER PENGUIN: NEVER LOSE YOUR WHIMSY
#some flower for these trying times#during pride night nonetheless#oooo fleury you wanna sign a one day contract with the pens so you retire a penguin so bad 🕯️🕯️🕯️#if it turns out that wasn’t flower keep that shit to yourself it’s him To Me#marc andre fleury#minnesota wild#pittsburgh penguins#kinda#nhl#nhl hockey#hockey#affirmations
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I aim low / I aim true, and the ground's where I go / I work late, where I'm free from the phone / and the job gets done, but you worry some, I know
“TOO SWEET”, Unreal Unearth: Unending (2024) [ HOZIER ]

In “Too Sweet” Hozier draws a contrast between two individuals with different lifestyles and preferences, one who enjoys living life at his own pace, indulging in simple pleasures like whiskey, coffee, and late nights while not worrying too much about conforming to societal norms of waking up early and living a disciplined life, and a second individual, presumably the partner, is portrayed as someone who values discipline, health, and structure. They encourage the narrator to live a healthier lifestyle, waking up early and taking care of themselves.
Born from the 3rd Circle of Hell, Gluttony, same as his track, “Eat Your Young”, Hozier examines excessive mess and overindulgence, similiar to Dante’s depiction of gluttony where it not only refers to overconsumption of food and drink but also the overindulgence in any worldly pleasure to the detriment of spiritual growth.
GENIUS ANNOTATION
#squid game#seong gihun#hwang inho#inhun#gihun x inho#gihun x frontman#squid game 457#457#001 x 456#ginho#my art#pretty self explanatory but hozier x squid game is mandatory at this point#inho to gihun like yeah. yeah. yeah don’t you wanna wake up dark as a lake#smelling like bonfire lost in a haze. if youre drunk on life i think its great but while in this world#gihun’s too sweet in a way that is clear and detrimental to his own wellbeing while inho himself has been made bitter with living. what joy#is there to be found in the earth or in the lives of others beyond expense. what do we owe to each other and what can we get out of it. why#would we stay without the contract of obligation or the weight of love that can’t feed our bellies. what is the point of feeding our hearts#I AM SUCH A SUCKER for au’s without the games where they meet in real life and clash of will and worldview still changes them as people#and both of them are forced to carve themselves a new life with the knife they give each other and they are happier for it#office au’s or restauraunt au’s or meet cutes or high school au’s or what#i want recs so sos os sosoosooo bad hmghgngn#smt about these sad sad old men
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HAHAHA HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE HES EVEN GOT A CROW THEMED CUP
#these mf crow talons really know how to commit to an aesthetic#between this and viagos ‘contract accepted’ shenanigans#I mean lucanis one of ur outfits have 11 crow shaped BUTTONS#a lil madness#a lil badness#I love it#dragon age veilguard#lucanis dellamorte
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The thing is at this point seeing people talking like Lucanis hates being a Crow and wants out is an easy way to learn that they do not in fact understand Lucanis as a character. There is nothing to suggest that Lucanis is unhappy as a Crow. "The training was torture and he resented Caterina for it for a long time" and "he doesn't like being a Crow" are not the same thing. "He's hesitant at the idea of being First Talon" and "he doesn't like being a Crow" are not the same thing. Lucanis likes being a Crow. Is it the path he would've chosen for himself if he hadn't been born into it? Maybe not (but "this isn't where they would've ended up if their life was different" applies to most of the characters in this series so it's not really valid evidence re the question of whether or not he's happy; if you're going to claim that Lucanis clearly hates being a Crow just because he didn't get a choice you'd better also be claiming that Alistair hates being a Warden, and I don't think I need to say that that's not the case). Does he wish the training had been easier to bear? Maybe so (and he's for sure going to be a reformer). I think people miss that while he does acknowledge the Crows' flaws—especially with de Riva, he really is much more willing to raise the subject with a fellow Crow—he never once expresses any dissatisfaction with being a Crow beyond him not being entirely comfortable with the idea of being named First Talon. I assure you he doesn't want to be Rook's house husband! He's gonna go back to the Crows post-game! That's what he wants! And people ignoring that because they can't handle the idea that he can like cooking and knitting and caring for the people he loves and also genuinely enjoy being a professional assassin is a real shame, because they're ignoring one of the most fascinating parts of his character.
#dragon age veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#it's 2025 can people please acknowledge that you can recognize the flaws of a group you belong to and want to improve them#without hating the entire group#i've legit seen people claim his fondness for cooking is a rebellion against the crows' violence. have you SEEN his dialogue#this man does not take issue with being a killer for hire. at most he wants the crows to be a little more discriminatory in their contracts#something that he can a) already use his position to get around for himself and b) much more effectively work to change as first talon#at the end of the game he's literally in charge where he can work to bring change to the crows as a whole. he's in a pretty good spot!#why would he abandon all of his duties and a job he enjoys right when he's finally in a position to change the parts he doesn't like!#lucanis is sweet and soft and loving and also genuinely enjoys being a professional assassin#and i actually do feel bad for the people missing that because it's such good characterization
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small doodle for today
#no context for this#it just came to me#tf2#tf2 fanart#doodle dump#engineer tf2#spy tf2#engiespy#practical espionage#napoleon complex#this is what i imagine life is like for them under their contracts lmao#how was work today hon#bad. i got exploded. again#oof i hate when that happens to me too
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i have the contract stuck in my head and its not even OUT yet
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trying to figure out how to say this delicately. i do think that the pwhl is going to make some progress, and already the support for the league is showing how much of a market there is for women's sports even from a few years ago. but it's kind of been irking me to see so many posts that act like there has never been any arena for women's pro hockey before. like do you understand how many people — how many leagues!! — came before this to even make the pwhl a possibility. do you know how many people have fought tooth and nail for women's pro hockey for DECADES. i'm not saying don't support the league, but don't act like it's the perfect solution to a brand new issue
#idk i'm just thinking#how quickly people forget the outrage and devastation of the entirety of the phf being blindsided by the acquisition/merger#contracts erased. careers ended. lives uprooted.#yes women players are getting more money and more visibility! that's great!#but i can't support it wholeheartedly#i will support it because they've ensured it's the only option there is but it still feels kind of bad man#saw a post earlier that was like 'starting today. young girls will realize there's a future for them in pro hockey'#that's great! but it's not starting today!#it started with all the groundwork that's been happening for years and years and years#hockey#pwhl#phf
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The Kaminoans 100% went behind Jango's back to make Omega. If Jango found out they made another "unaltered" clone that ages regularly and isn't intended to be canon fodder for the Republic, He'd be pissed! He'd go marching straight to the Kaminoan scientists and start causing a fit. He'd snatch her from their arms and pull a gun on them.
Next you'll see him sitting on his Kaminoan Lazy Boy, two babies in his arms with a big ass scowl on his face thinking, "I guess this is my life now >:( "
#I'm not suggesting he'd take Omega due to Mando adoption culture or paternal love#more out of the principle of them fucking with his dna in a way that breaks their contract#the Kaminoan will suggest that she's Kaminoan property because she's alter to be a girl#and Jango will just keep threatening them#he'd definitely grow to love her tho#Omega probably doesn't breach their contract because Jango asked for one unaltered clone for himself. not two#and she's technically altered if she isn't trans#jango would take her most likely because it bothers him that she's a regular kid and not a science experiment that ages differently#jango fett#tbb omega#tbb#the bad batch
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