#bahha

[the-monkeies-girl]

*reader talking with Malcolm's wife, and she complements readers hair beads made by the female apes*

Reader: aw thank you, I never get compliments often *side eyes caesar*

Caesar: *gives the "bitch what" look*

This is the funniest thing because imagine that night, you're in the nest tangling your hair out of the beads and Caesar is watching with baited breath because he genuinely does think that you are beautiful. Like, he's aware he does not verbalize it often, he knows that you called him out earlier in front of Humans. You're deathly quiet as you pull the beads out, almost placing them down pseudo-aggressive.

"You... are angry."

"You think so?" Caesar is quiet and huffs out of his nose from minor frustration. Why... Were you like this sometimes? He did not know, he did not understand but he chose to press on regardless, "Why?" "No reason, just tired I think. Long day at the dam helping my fellow Humans." You uttered, turning to face him finally and unbuttoned your flannel shirt so you could snuggle into an oversized t-shirt for bed. "You know, they're just so nice."

Ah. So... That's what this was about. His green gaze falls to your bare chest and then back to your eyes as you're holding the t-shirt in your hands, raising an eyebrow, "What? Do you have a staring problem?" Anger flares for a moment as does his nostrils at the absolute audacity of the tone that you used. "I... Do not understand... Why you are being this way." "Would it pay you to give me a compliment?" You uttered and slid the shirt on much to Caesar's digression as he was no able to see less of your bare flesh. "You know, we humans, as tough as I might appear to be. We like that. Compliments. Telling us that we're pretty, or funny, or smart---"

"You know I feel that way, why is it important for me to say it constantly?" "I'm not asking for constant." You rolled your eyes and trailed towards the nest and quite frankly, threw yourself in and tangled yourself into the animal hides that kept you warm when Caesar was not with you. "Geez, you really don't get it."

Caesar grunts, following you into the bed and before you're aware of what was happening, you're pinning flat on your back and he's hovering over you with a hand on the entire scape of his stomach, your skin lighting itself on fire in sudden arousal as you made eye contact with him and felt yourself sink back a bit a the intensity. The nest creaked under you at the sudden shift in weight as Caesar commandeered you and almost had you in a straddle.

"Do you want to hear how much I want you?" You were going to utter a yes but nothing came out, surprised by the bluntness of his words. He was brash, this you knew very well, but he kept these thoughts to himself for a reason you figured, having pressed a bit too far into the rabbit hole but there was no denying that the hold he had on you was exhilarating. "How much... Your scent... Drives me..." Caesar drew his head down and rested it in the crook of your neck. "how I want to... pick at your skin with my teeth. Every... single... part..." Hot and heavy breathing erupted between the two of you as you squirmed out of heady arousal, Caesar's voice tearing into the deepest piece of his baritone that he was capable of reaching and it felt like he was rumbling against you like thunder. All the more enticing, all the more alluring. "You do not understand the want I have to always be near you, to have myself inside of yo---" "I-I was just asking you to call me pretty every once in a while, Ceasar. No-nothing that serious." Swallowing softly, you knew exactly where his sentence was going to end and cut it short out of minor embarrassment that he was able to get you so flustered with just tones and words. He got quiet above you and let his hand drift upwards to encase one of your breasts that caused you to arch against him. "You are pretty."

Well, that was better than nothing, you chuckled to yourself, feeling the heat rise in your navel as you pulled your arms around him to tug his larger body against yours without reserve.

[spirking-and-sparkling]

@vampirerodeo779

based off this post by @75screamingtoads that made me start watching. as you can see my art gets progressively worse each panel lol

[sajdd]

btw. grian is not much taller than me. so thats pretty funny. short king at the badminton court

[porado]

¡Hola! Vi tu arte en YouTube y me preguntaba si puedes aceptar pedidos pequeños🙈💖💖 NOTÉ QUE TODOS ESTÁN REGALANDO FLORES, ASÍ QUE ¿PUEDO REGALAR UN GRAN Y HERMOSO RAMO DE LILAS PARA LA SEÑORA AMPHITRITE ¡ES UNA DIOSA! 🙈..... muchas gracias 💛🧡🌻

— 🌻✨️

SHE LOVES THE FLOWERS CHAT!! THANK YOU FOR GIVING HER THESE EEEE (currently not accepting commissions but i will update yalls about it when i reopen!!)

Hehe smol doodle of what happened after anon gave the flowas

Mr supportive and happy husband over here XD (the onlg time you’d see him actually happy)

There he goes to show off what his wife got to the other Poseidons!! XD

(The Poseidons i doodled in there are hntgurl13’s, MelodyArtist-blog’s, OceanSaga’s, Xuct’s and Oscarxa’s Poseidons, WHAT A TEAM!! 🫶 XD) sorry gang if it aint as detailed LOL

Hope yalls like these small wholesome doodles and my updated amphitrite design!! I’ll do her full body ref sheet next time!! Happy Valentines if it is still goinv on!(i cant remember lol- my memory is the size of a dust particle 😭)

[stanleyalone]

Ooc questions(AGAIN. IM SORRY): I know we were just talking but I'm making a different ask so they're kept separately!!

What's your plans for the Stanford of this dimension? So far none of the ones who've interacted have been dubbed the canon one- where is he now? What is he doing?

Is he listening?

OOC: NO WORRIES ON ASKING QUESTIONS! I love enrichment. As for stanford...haha. well. let's just say i do have plans.

Now? He is respected by his peers, he is a genius, a genius of his time and respected for his work in oddology, the cabin that nearly killed him now a place being built into a great research center. The portal is nearly safe to use, despite the memories it holds. Bill is no longer a threat (to ford, at least.) He's got everything he wanted, though there is one thing still missing, an itch in his mind he has tried to bury in his research, in conversation, in "bigger questions." Though whenever he isint busy, whenever his mother calls, the question still stands: where is his brother? He hid the journal, he thought, yet never came back, as no one in Oregon or glass shards beach or even Mexico had seen him in years.

(Both Stanley and Stanford are waiting for a sign. The sign the other wants to see them. A sign their missing half is okay.)

He swears that his electronics have been acting up recently. In the midst of country tunes played for his work partner, he swears he can hear somewhere else in the shabby old radio.

[lt-banks]

Did you get in a fight with a bottle of bleach, or is that two inches of regret showing at your roots?

@ask-aspen

Holly scoffed, dropping the Monster Ultra White on the counter.

"Don't talk to me about my roots, ya' brat. What was the inspo behind that colour? The fuckin' cookie monster?" She mused, nodding toward the cigarettes.

"Marlboro Red. Pack of 20."

[sparklingaaria]

can you believe it guys? Christmas, just a week away. Christmas is in a week! woohoo! i am so happy about this information. Christmas, just a week away. oh wow. can you believe it? Christmas, just in a week! it got here so fast! Christmas, just a w

[artfennec]

guys "phighting! is actually really fun.

[abstractfanboy]

10 cosplay which I failed miserably with

[elliecutte]

ELLIE🥹♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

I’m just sending this to let you know I AM NOT IGNORING YOU, ✨LIFE✨ (😒) and general hermit tendencies have gotten in my way. But tomorrow is a rest day and I’m so excited to reread your comments for the bajillionth time & FINALLY answer them with the depth they deserve & i’m going to look through my tumblr notifications to make sure I didn’t miss anything either😙😙😙

(I would send a dm but as you can tell from the account I’m sending this on I have no idea how to do it from myokk😆♥️)

LOVE YOU !!!!! HOPE YOURE HAVING AN AMAZING DAY!!!♥️♥️♥️

MADDYYYYYY 🥹🥹🥹💖💖💖💖💖 THATS CRAZY BECAUSE I WAS LITERALLYYYY THINKING ABOUT YOU AND I WAS LIKE I NEED TO SEND A VALENTINE’S DAY CARD AS AN APOLOGY 😭😭😭 im not ignoring you either i promiseeeeeee :D im so lame i was like giggling reading your MESSAGE, YOURE MY FIRST TUMBLR ASK YAY HAHAHA 🤭💖💖

hermits unite!!! (no because REAL 😭😭😭) and it has been snowing for days on end here so best believe i am constantly SNUGGLED UP INSIDE bahahaha

i know i missed at least one of your tumblr messages so i’ll be responding this weekend AAANDDD we have a federal holiday on monday, which means no work!!! :D (which means more reading & online social time and resting because im not feeling better LMAO my throat is HURTINGG send help, i haven’t had a cold in YEARS so i don’t know how to handle this 😭😭😭)

and don’t worry!! im still learning how to use tumblr because IT CHANGED SOOOOO MUCH in the last 10+ years that i haven’t used it cause i recently found out that you can send dm’s and i was like whaaaaatttt 😳😳!!)

LOVE YOUUUU 🤗🤗❤️ I HOPE YOURE HAVING AN AMAZING FABULOUS DAY TOO 🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[the-monkeies-girl]

I swear sometimes I wish tumblr had an option to give comment on a specific sentence or paragraph of a piece of writing because every time I read your work, I become a very chatty giggling mess and some of your sentences and paragraphs deserve to know exactly what my thoughts or reactions were to them 😂

(P.s: hi, hi 👋🏻)

Tumblr needs more cool features we should bully them into giving us what the people WANT

[hyunrun]

all my friends are busy on valentine's NOOOO 😭😭 can't even galentine what is this evonomy

[urmum-lovesme]

damn these anons are international!!!

BUT MIGHT AS WELL SAY I LIVE IN CALIFORNIA 😛

^^^ this you rn gf????

Is California actually what it looks like or is that all just media glorified?

(genuinely interested)

(if I pack a bag for the beach would you come with me?)

[thewandererh]

funny fish game can cheer me up :]. thank you tumblr feed for getting me into this game 💛💛 been eyeing it for weeks…

after i shower…does anyone want to play with me (if it works like that). if so, respond with a comment rather than a reblog!

[puterkisser-baxter]

i love that my objectum sideblog is also my old webcomics sideblog. dear lord why.

[insomnia3555]

How do people deal with having crushes on people they see everyday. I find one guy attractive without even knowing anything about him and i am too embarrassed to function.