#ball deodorant

[luesmainblog]

With those manscaped ads going around again, here is a reminder to my penis-having friends out there: Do not put anything scented on your junk. I’m serious. It sounds harmless, especially since you have a closed sexual system, but it can genuinely be a very dangerous thing to be doing for a number of reasons. 1. You never know if you’re allergic to a product until you use it. Do you REALLY want to find out you’re allergic to some super specific scent oil mix because you put it on your nuts? 2. Whatever is on your balls will end up rubbing onto your underwear, and as you move throughout the day, it will inevitably make its way to your urethra. It may only be a little bit, but if your urinary track is sensitive enough, that can lead straight to a UTI. Believe me, those are incredibly not fun. 3. But let’s say you only wear it during naked times. Totally fine, right? Nope; you’re STILL at a risk for a UTI because of how scent actually works. When you smell something, it’s because there are particles of that thing in the air, and those particles make it into your nose and your nose essentially “tastes” those particles. Now, for most stuff, that’s fine. However, those tiny particles - when there’s enough of them - can still make their way into your urethra over time if they’re close enough, and once again, that can lead to an infection because there is a foreign matter in your pee hole that doesn’t belong there. (this is the reason so many vages end up with UTIs when using scented pads, when normal pads don’t do anything to them. it’s the scent particles.) 4. This product is given to you alongside masculine grooming items, and if you think it’s difficult to shave your knees, you’re about to learn the fear of god the first time you try to shave your nuts. this goes double for especially wrinkly folks. Now, shaving is entirely your choice, but imagine getting deodorant in a bleeding nick on your NUTS. can you say Ow? and god forbid that thing get infected because you introduced a foreign entity your body didn’t like. I don’t think anyone wants infected balls. 5. The following can also apply to any partner you may have if you’ve freshly put it on, or if you’ve been wearing it around all day in a pair of underwear or pants(again, that stuff’s gonna end up rubbing onto the rest of you). So even if YOU’RE not allergic, or sensitive to UTIs, your other half might not want to suddenly get hives in her vag, or a sudden yeast infection, or a frot-induced UTI because you got yourself all deodoranted up before funtimes. none of this even gets into the possibility of irritation, the risk of spraying on one spot for too long(chemical burns on your balls, bro, never fun), the fact that scents could end up masking a change in your scent that would normally alert you to go see a doctor, there are MULTIPLE reasons to consider whether or not you REALLY need to put deodorant down there. I don’t know if this post will blaze, as the message is inherently nsfw, but I sincerely hope it will. You shouldn’t use ball deodorant for the same reasons you shouldn’t use scented pads, and you ESPECIALLY should not be putting a scented SPRAY anywhere near your pee hole. obviously this is all a personal risk thing, some people will be able to go 15 years perfuming the hell out of their sack and never face a problem, but it genuinely worries me that this is being advertised as totally normal, sexy, and risk-free. I just want the public to be informed; y’all might not be as used to the ways beauty companies will lie and hurt you for a quick buck. Be safe out there, and please, take good care of your sack.

[mayabi999]

Enter ball deodorant—a grooming essential that not only provides freshness but also empowers you with confidence in every spray. In this exploration, we delve into the transformative power of ball deodorant application and its profound impact on your grooming routine.

Ball deodorant application offers precision and control, allowing you to target the groin area with accuracy. With each spray, you can ensure comprehensive coverage, effectively combating sweat and odor where it matters most.

The act of applying ball deodorant delivers instant refreshment, invigorating your senses and revitalizing your confidence. With a quick spray, you can banish any hint of sweat or odor, leaving behind a trail of freshness that boosts your spirits and energizes your day.

[paradise885]

Natural Intimate Area Itchy Ball Deodorant. Groin Crotch Rash Spray.

[celsiusherbs]

Revolutionize Your Grooming Routine with Celsius Herbs Ball Deodorant

Say goodbye to sweaty and uncomfortable days with Celsius Herbs Ball Deodorant. Infused with powerful herbs, this gentle formula keeps you feeling confident and refreshed no matter what the day brings.

[transylvanianfamilies]

people associating smell with being unhygienic is so annoying like. sweat is not unhygienic. not wearing deodorant is not unhygienic. human bodies smell even when they arent "dirty" in ways that are harmful to the body in the long run (unhygienic) and if you are going to complain about humans smelling like humans instead of turbo sweat smell defeater peach deodorant you should stay inside since you arent ready to experience the outside world

[lizrdsnot]

ok. im definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed but. i feel like i am SURROUNDEDDD by the dumbest motherfuckers alive. i do not know how to cope with this, it just makes me mad. how is everyone so stupid

[fashionmantras]

Best 5 Sneaker Ball Reviewed: Which Ones Really Work?

If your shoes or gym bags smell worse than a high school locker room, you need sneaker balls. So let’s look at Top 5 Sneaker Balls. These ingenious inventions fight smells by absorbing moisture and suffocating stubborn odors. But with loads of options out there, how do you pick the best sneaker balls for freshening up your funky footwear? In this blog, we cut through marketing claims to…

[transmalewife]

nothing beats packing your bag for a day out when you're 8 years old. You take your animal-shaped backpack and you put in only the absolute necessities. You know, a bouncy ball for entertainment, a colorful handkerchief for camouflage, a little creature of some sort for company... scented markers and a little notebook to record your travels. the utilitarian mantra of phone wallet keys could never compare. where's the whimsy? the being prepared for every eventuality? the unrestrained joi de vivre?

[alex-just-vibing]

You’re super fresh, man.

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[scottsumrners]

my bf put deodorant on his sweaty balls but i wanted to suck him off.. should i just do it anyway, just suck the deodrdant. wish he woulda said somethin bc i woulda sucked the sweat clean off for him

i mean, if you're into it, go for it. but tell him your name might not be elon but you sure enjoy some musk, so he won't do that again next time

[meerschweinchen-archive]

how do people go to the library to be productive when it's so uncomfortable in there

[curiosity-killed]

I love dumping out my dance bag to see why it’s so heavy and then being like Actually I Need All of This Thank You

[mikiruma]

WHEN DID YOU GUYS STOP GETTING MANSCAPED ADS??????? I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANOTHER AD IN SO LONG AND I CANT SAY I DONT WANT TO SEE THEM ANYMORE

[bitemygigabits]

Okay look. I understand this isn't like a very common thing but like. As someone who is allergic to aluminum and aluminized.

I am so very tired of deodorant that tries to mislead on the packaging that it is aluminum free when it is not.

I am so very tired of deodorant that is aluminum free being made in the least easy to use formats possible.

I am so very very tired of 80% of deodorant that is aluminum free being extremely ineffective, when the other limited choices in the 20% show it is possible to do this.

[jsmexd]

photo dumpppp

[esleep]

i actually do kinda like delivering groceries on the side because it gives me such a unique cross-section of the community. i never know whose groceries im shopping for until i finish the delivery and see them/their home and it's like it adds more detail to the picture of who they are. the baby supplies going to the apartment that i know for a fact is one bedroom (they'll be moving soon - i bet they're apartment hunting, i hope they find a place). the new cat litter box, bowl, and kitten food going to the house covered in "i <3 my dog" paraphernalia (a kitten definitely showed up on the porch recently and made itself at home). the fairly healthy boring grocery order that includes an incongruous tub of candy-filled ice cream going to the home of an elderly woman with toddler toys in the yard (it's clearly for her grandkids, whom she sees often).

shopping for someone else's groceries is a fairly intimate thing. i've bought condoms and pregnancy tests, allergy medicine and nyquil, baby benadryl and teething gel, a huge pile of veggies paired with an equally huge pile of junk food, tampons and shampoo and closet organizers and ant traps and deodorizing shoe inserts and a million other little things that tell a million different stories in their endless combinations. one time someone had me buy one single green bean. i messaged them to confirm that's actually what they wanted, and they said yes - neither of them liked green beans very much, but they had a baby they were introducing to solid foods, and they wanted to let him try one to see if he liked them. another time i had someone request 50 fresh roma tomatoes - not for a restaurant, but for a person in an apartment. the kitchen behind them smelled like basil and garlic when they opened the door. another time i brought groceries to three elderly blind women who share a house. that was one of the few times i have ever broken my rule and gone inside a place i've delivered to, because they asked if i could place the grocery bags in a specific location in the kitchen for them to work on unloading and there was no way i was going to refuse helping.

i gripe about the poor tippers, but people can also be incredibly kind. one time i took shelter from a sudden vicious hailstorm inside an older lady's home in a trailer park, while i was in the middle of delivering her groceries. we both huddled just inside the door, watching in shock as golf-ball-sized hail swept through for about five minutes and then disappeared. she handed me an extra $10 bill on my way out the door.

when covid was at its deadliest, people would leave extra (often lysol-scented) cash tips and thank-you notes for me taped to the door or partially under the mat. i especially loved the clearly kid-drawn thank you notes with marker renderings of blobby people in masks, or trees, or rainbows. in summer of 2020 i delivered to a nice older couple who lived outside of town in the hills, and they insisted i take a huge double handful of extra disposable gloves and masks to wear while shopping - those were hard to find in stores at the time, but they wanted me to have some of their supply and wouldn't take no for an answer.

anyway. all this to say people are mostly good, or at least trying to be, despite my complaints.