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luesmainblog · 1 year
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With those manscaped ads going around again, here is a reminder to my penis-having friends out there: Do not put anything scented on your junk. I’m serious. It sounds harmless, especially since you have a closed sexual system, but it can genuinely be a very dangerous thing to be doing for a number of reasons. 1. You never know if you’re allergic to a product until you use it. Do you REALLY want to find out you’re allergic to some super specific scent oil mix because you put it on your nuts? 2. Whatever is on your balls will end up rubbing onto your underwear, and as you move throughout the day, it will inevitably make its way to your urethra. It may only be a little bit, but if your urinary track is sensitive enough, that can lead straight to a UTI. Believe me, those are incredibly not fun. 3. But let’s say you only wear it during naked times. Totally fine, right? Nope; you’re STILL at a risk for a UTI because of how scent actually works. When you smell something, it’s because there are particles of that thing in the air, and those particles make it into your nose and your nose essentially “tastes” those particles. Now, for most stuff, that’s fine. However, those tiny particles - when there’s enough of them - can still make their way into your urethra over time if they’re close enough, and once again, that can lead to an infection because there is a foreign matter in your pee hole that doesn’t belong there. (this is the reason so many vages end up with UTIs when using scented pads, when normal pads don’t do anything to them. it’s the scent particles.) 4. This product is given to you alongside masculine grooming items, and if you think it’s difficult to shave your knees, you’re about to learn the fear of god the first time you try to shave your nuts. this goes double for especially wrinkly folks. Now, shaving is entirely your choice, but imagine getting deodorant in a bleeding nick on your NUTS. can you say Ow? and god forbid that thing get infected because you introduced a foreign entity your body didn’t like. I don’t think anyone wants infected balls. 5. The following can also apply to any partner you may have if you’ve freshly put it on, or if you’ve been wearing it around all day in a pair of underwear or pants(again, that stuff’s gonna end up rubbing onto the rest of you). So even if YOU’RE not allergic, or sensitive to UTIs, your other half might not want to suddenly get hives in her vag, or a sudden yeast infection, or a frot-induced UTI because you got yourself all deodoranted up before funtimes. none of this even gets into the possibility of irritation, the risk of spraying on one spot for too long(chemical burns on your balls, bro, never fun), the fact that scents could end up masking a change in your scent that would normally alert you to go see a doctor, there are MULTIPLE reasons to consider whether or not you REALLY need to put deodorant down there. I don’t know if this post will blaze, as the message is inherently nsfw, but I sincerely hope it will. You shouldn’t use ball deodorant for the same reasons you shouldn’t use scented pads, and you ESPECIALLY should not be putting a scented SPRAY anywhere near your pee hole. obviously this is all a personal risk thing, some people will be able to go 15 years perfuming the hell out of their sack and never face a problem, but it genuinely worries me that this is being advertised as totally normal, sexy, and risk-free. I just want the public to be informed; y’all might not be as used to the ways beauty companies will lie and hurt you for a quick buck. Be safe out there, and please, take good care of your sack.
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u007 · 2 years
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UO Meridian ‘The Spray’
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transylvanianfamilies · 6 months
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people associating smell with being unhygienic is so annoying like. sweat is not unhygienic. not wearing deodorant is not unhygienic. human bodies smell even when they arent "dirty" in ways that are harmful to the body in the long run (unhygienic) and if you are going to complain about humans smelling like humans instead of turbo sweat smell defeater peach deodorant you should stay inside since you arent ready to experience the outside world
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hautesnot · 15 hours
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ok. im definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed but. i feel like i am SURROUNDEDDD by the dumbest motherfuckers alive. i do not know how to cope with this, it just makes me mad. how is everyone so stupid
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fashionmantras · 3 months
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Best 5 Sneaker Ball Reviewed: Which Ones Really Work?
If your shoes or gym bags smell worse than a high school locker room, you need sneaker balls. So let’s look at Top 5 Sneaker Balls. These ingenious inventions fight smells by absorbing moisture and suffocating stubborn odors. But with loads of options out there, how do you pick the best sneaker balls for freshening up your funky footwear? In this blog, we cut through marketing claims to…
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alex-just-vibing · 3 months
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You’re super fresh, man.
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transmalewife · 1 year
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nothing beats packing your bag for a day out when you're 8 years old. You take your animal-shaped backpack and you put in only the absolute necessities. You know, a bouncy ball for entertainment, a colorful handkerchief for camouflage, a little creature of some sort for company... scented markers and a little notebook to record your travels. the utilitarian mantra of phone wallet keys could never compare. where's the whimsy? the being prepared for every eventuality? the unrestrained joi de vivre?
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scottsumrners · 6 months
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my bf put deodorant on his sweaty balls but i wanted to suck him off.. should i just do it anyway, just suck the deodrdant. wish he woulda said somethin bc i woulda sucked the sweat clean off for him
i mean, if you're into it, go for it. but tell him your name might not be elon but you sure enjoy some musk, so he won't do that again next time
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how do people go to the library to be productive when it's so uncomfortable in there
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gatsblergh · 1 year
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this 👌 close to sending a pipe bomb to ball shaver ad headquarters
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mikiruma · 2 years
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WHEN DID YOU GUYS STOP GETTING MANSCAPED ADS??????? I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANOTHER AD IN SO LONG AND I CANT SAY I DONT WANT TO SEE THEM ANYMORE
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u007 · 2 years
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UO Balls Body Wash + Ball Deodorant
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givelifetoaworld · 2 years
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new type of guy: guy who gets dysphoric from the manscaped ads
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petitefaguette · 2 years
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I haven’t seen a single tumblr blaze post yet btw. only one thousand ads for ball toner
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e--mail · 2 years
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oh to be scrolling this app and have to repeatedly see the girl in the ballshaving ad coming out the shower curtain with some likely made up statistic about how a large percentage of women want their partner to have trimmed pubes
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abirdsfreedom · 2 years
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Undiagnosed ASD/ ADHD culture is using miscellaneous objects and trinkets as stimming toys cause you *don't* feel like you deserve real ones
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