#manscaped ball deodorant

[luesmainblog]

With those manscaped ads going around again, here is a reminder to my penis-having friends out there: Do not put anything scented on your junk. I’m serious. It sounds harmless, especially since you have a closed sexual system, but it can genuinely be a very dangerous thing to be doing for a number of reasons. 1. You never know if you’re allergic to a product until you use it. Do you REALLY want to find out you’re allergic to some super specific scent oil mix because you put it on your nuts? 2. Whatever is on your balls will end up rubbing onto your underwear, and as you move throughout the day, it will inevitably make its way to your urethra. It may only be a little bit, but if your urinary track is sensitive enough, that can lead straight to a UTI. Believe me, those are incredibly not fun. 3. But let’s say you only wear it during naked times. Totally fine, right? Nope; you’re STILL at a risk for a UTI because of how scent actually works. When you smell something, it’s because there are particles of that thing in the air, and those particles make it into your nose and your nose essentially “tastes” those particles. Now, for most stuff, that’s fine. However, those tiny particles - when there’s enough of them - can still make their way into your urethra over time if they’re close enough, and once again, that can lead to an infection because there is a foreign matter in your pee hole that doesn’t belong there. (this is the reason so many vages end up with UTIs when using scented pads, when normal pads don’t do anything to them. it’s the scent particles.) 4. This product is given to you alongside masculine grooming items, and if you think it’s difficult to shave your knees, you’re about to learn the fear of god the first time you try to shave your nuts. this goes double for especially wrinkly folks. Now, shaving is entirely your choice, but imagine getting deodorant in a bleeding nick on your NUTS. can you say Ow? and god forbid that thing get infected because you introduced a foreign entity your body didn’t like. I don’t think anyone wants infected balls. 5. The following can also apply to any partner you may have if you’ve freshly put it on, or if you’ve been wearing it around all day in a pair of underwear or pants(again, that stuff’s gonna end up rubbing onto the rest of you). So even if YOU’RE not allergic, or sensitive to UTIs, your other half might not want to suddenly get hives in her vag, or a sudden yeast infection, or a frot-induced UTI because you got yourself all deodoranted up before funtimes. none of this even gets into the possibility of irritation, the risk of spraying on one spot for too long(chemical burns on your balls, bro, never fun), the fact that scents could end up masking a change in your scent that would normally alert you to go see a doctor, there are MULTIPLE reasons to consider whether or not you REALLY need to put deodorant down there. I don’t know if this post will blaze, as the message is inherently nsfw, but I sincerely hope it will. You shouldn’t use ball deodorant for the same reasons you shouldn’t use scented pads, and you ESPECIALLY should not be putting a scented SPRAY anywhere near your pee hole. obviously this is all a personal risk thing, some people will be able to go 15 years perfuming the hell out of their sack and never face a problem, but it genuinely worries me that this is being advertised as totally normal, sexy, and risk-free. I just want the public to be informed; y’all might not be as used to the ways beauty companies will lie and hurt you for a quick buck. Be safe out there, and please, take good care of your sack.

[miwakags]

i personally think that sakusa probably takes great care of his balls

[maykitz]

man no way fuckin manscaped is sponsoring one of my fav asmr channels poor girl just read out "moisturizing ball deodorant" from their marketing blurb

[annacaffeina]

While I am ranting about stuff... Yesterday my kid was watching a youtube video about the preview for the Bluey finale and a Manscaping ad came on and tried to sell her Ball Deodorant. On the one hand it gave me an opportunity to explain to her that all commercials are money making schemes. Also that if a 'hygiene' product didn't exist last year it probably isn't necessary today, and if you wash your body your body is probably fine. On the other hand I didn't want to have to deal with her interrupting bluey to get me to explain ball deodorizer to her. Come on youtube. Let a kid watch a video without telling her about how disgusting and shameful and repulsive human bodies are.

[averymed]

I hope you trip over a table, you suck hairy dingleberry ball sack, but there's a way to fix that! With manscaped! When manscaping, you gotta use the right tools for the job, and trust me, your balls will thank you. I've actually been using Manscaped for months already. I own a couple of their products like The Lawn MowerTM 2.0 and their ball deodorant, because it's the only thing that has saved me from itchy balls. Manscaped was kind enough to send me their Perfect Package 3.0 kit, which includes their new and improved Lawn MowerTM 3.0 along with other liquid formulations for your manscaping routines.

jebediah schlatt is that you

[onearthwerebrieflygorgons]

Someone should do a thing about the way full body deodorant ads dance around with winks and nods, but manscaped ads have absolutely no problem saying "balls"

[mancunianbeard]

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[shopofthemoment]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: new Manscaped ★ Crop Preserver ® ★ Anti Chafing Ball Deodorant ★ Full Size ★ 4oz.

[chynnadoll26]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: *NWT* Manscaped The Lawn Mower 3.0 Gift Set.

[aeminasian]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: DONATED.Manscaped Body Wash, Deodorant, Crop Preserver, Crop Reviver Refined.

[i-fucked-your-milkshake]

I recognize the inherent ridiculousness of what I’m about to say but the balls out performative masculinity on display when looking at/for beard grooming kits is hilarious.

Like let’s be real here. I’m looking for beauty products. Full stop. I’ve worn enough makeup and used enough facial masks in my day to know what I’m looking at here. But they can’t make themselves seem like that. So they hide it behind performative masculine ideals.

MANSCAPED

VIKING REVOLUTION

GROOMSMAN

KING LEONIDAS

WILD WILLIES

“These are not beauty products. These are not a part of your beauty regimen. They are man products for maintenance. Men don’t have beauty regimens. They have masculine sustenance. You are all at once a lumberjack, a businessman, a warrior, a natural born leader, and a hobby intellectualist who, in your free time from being the most masculine of men, solves Important Issues with your massive and impressive male brain and you will do so while smelling of sandalwood.”

I know there’s not gonna be The Pretty Pretty Princess Beard Care Essentials Kit but Jesus Christ. We really gotta trick men into performing basic self care because masculinity is so fragile, huh? Taking care of yourself is femme af I guess.

It doesn’t help that I fuckin HATE The Man Smell. I can get around this pretty easily. Feminine labeled deodorant. Instead of cologne I use perfume. Works great for me. But beards? God forbid I want it to smell floral instead of tobacco and sandalwood. Fuck me I guess.

[3rdand6]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: NEW Manscaped Crop Preserver Ball Deodorant 4oz + Crop Reviver Ball Toner 2 oz..

[ex-furry]

terfs and transphobes boycotting tampax when manscaped sponsors cis women and makes them shill ball deodorant all the time

[lago-morpha]

I hope you trip over a table, you suck hairy dingleberry ball sack, but there's a way to fix that! With manscaped! When manscaping, you gotta use the right tools for the job, and trust me, your balls will thank you. I've actually been using Manscaped for months already. I own a couple of their products like The Lawn MowerTM 2.0 and their ball deodorant, because it's the only thing that has saved me from itchy balls. Manscaped was kind enough to send me their Perfect Package 3.0 kit, which includes their new and improved Lawn MowerTM 3.0 along with other liquid formulations for your manscaping routines.

[friendofcrow]

these manscaped ads have been torturing me but these two products really get me. what the fuck is a “ball toner spray.” as a woman i would know. and “anti chafing ball deodorant???” what the fuck is that. just bathe

[petitefaguette]

I haven’t seen a single tumblr blaze post yet btw. only one thousand ads for ball toner