#bastard men. all of them

[fantasykiri5]

You know I had to draw them together and in The Pose for days 27 and 28 of @hermitadaymay !!

[just-myhyperfixations]

Abby saying that her foxes fight always fight back shows just how much character growth Neil has done.

At the start of the foxhole court we establish that he’s a runner, if anything goes wrong he’ll just dip. But he joins the foxes, which is against his nature and everything his mother taught him, he says he’ll leave before the season starts, well maybe before they play the ravens. And then he just doesn’t leave.

HE STAYS

He makes a deal with Andrew, rips into Riko for Kevin, he knows that he should run but he doesn’t. He lets those annoying bastards into his heart. He brings the racket with him, TO FIGHT. He goes to evermore so Andrew is safe and he FIGHTS Riko the whole time there.

When he starts to get the countdown messages he doesn’t leave, he STAYS. He fights Lola after his found family aren’t in danger anymore. He gave up, because it was pointless, but in the end he fights the fbi agents. Because that’s what the foxes taught him.

He went from flight to fight and I think it’s beautiful. He always had that in him but the foxes brought it out. They made him feel safe enough to be the little sh!t he was always supposed to be.

Neil Jolsten, the man you are

[landfilloftrash]

Look up, turn around, everything is falling down.  Do you promise to be mine forever?  Hold me tight, don’t let me go until the end of time—

I’d destroy everything just to be with you

[astro-b-o-y-d]

How pissed do you think Shermie was when he found out about what really happened with Stan and Ford???

[fireflylitsky]

CRYING over this art comm by @moonamayillu 😭🥺 I LOVE THEM SO MUCH, THANK YOU. Kakuzu deserves to be taken care of a little 🥹

So, context; this is my OC, Izumi and she likes to pester Kakuzu by being nice to him😃More specifically, by braiding his hair because he doesn't take care of it himself. The first time she sees him with his cowl off she is absolutely appalled by the state of his hair, and knows in heart she must take a comb to it if it's the last thing she does 😤

Naturally, Kakuzu pretends he wants nothing to do with this, but does nothing to actually stop it. At this point, he's taken up the mantle of begrudging father figure for her, so yeah, he has a hard time saying no and enforcing it, especially when he does actually enjoy it himself. Secretly he prefers his hair in this braid for both functional and sentimental reasons 🥰

(They are featured from time to time in the fic Oh Honey, There Goes Your Bastard, but fair warning it's basically a big dumb soap opera with a lot of romance and drama)

[mbat]

okay i love the emotionally stupid gay men as much as the next guy (clearly) but man it was actually so refreshing to hear, explicitly in repeatable words!, that a character loves the other romantically and undeniably.

like, i get whats happening when characters dont say it in words, right? its been the way of doing things for years for reasons, but nowadays its mainly 'the character hasnt realized how they feel yet' or 'theyre in denial of how they feel' or 'they cant find it in them to say it out loud yet' and hey, those are all fine! theyre so super fun and add to the drama and story

but holy shit to actually hear stede be like 'the man i love is ed' (paraphrasing) like got damn and in the first season too??

just. what an absolute treat. didnt realize i wanted that until i got it. thank you.

[solradguy]

This isn’t Johnny discourse but it is kind of discourse about the discourse about him balding (which he isn’t).

What would it matter if he took off his hat and he was a shining beacon?? The dude canonically fucks (well not canon-canon but I feel like there’s implications of fucks-ing)!! At the most, he would be a Pitbull reference and that would be cool because good for Daisuke. Listen to Timber by Ke$ha (feat. Pitbull).

It kind of felt like they were making jokes at the expense of people loosing hair. It’s like that thing where you shouldn’t make fun of people for ‘X’ because then your friends who ‘X’ will know you think that about them.

John E is cool. I think he’s lame but he’s cool.

-A concerned Jellyfish Pirate

Idk anything about Pitbull, to be honest, but my GOD does he look like he's having the time of his life in the Timber video hahah Been a while since I heard that song...

Anyway, Johnny totally fucks. There's no way a man that toned, running around shirtless all of the time, with that slight yeehaw accent, couldn't find someone DTF with the tiniest bit of effort. He's absolutely gettin it rofl He could still get it if he was bald too, or receding.

I've complained about it on here a bit already, but yeah I don't think people making fun of Johnny because they think he's losing hair realize that a lot of people in real life are going to lose their hair as they age, and their jokes at Johnny are also jokes at these people. It's not even just an issue cis men can have either, everyone's hair thins with age, some just more (and sooner) than others. To make fun of someone, fictional or otherwise, for losing their hair is digging a trench to fill with future self loathing at one's own hair loss. And hair loss in >2023 isn't even that bad anymore!! There are so many ways to manage and style it now.

Johnny's a babe. Big fan of his "dad trying too hard to be cool but is actually somehow still really cool despite that" energy

[morallygreykoifsh]

(Mightget some hate for this but...)

What if I compared Rhaenyra to Cersei hmm?

Even better what if I compared Alicent to Jamie

What if I did

What if I did

[vacantgodling]

my favorite hobby is being attracted to people’s ocs that they have disdain for

[rawliverandgoronspice]

oh no I stopped working for five minutes and remembered I love he...................... ;;

[hey-cringelord]

bleach dudebros on twitter more focused on giselle being transfem than their fave shonen mcs new getsuga move i’m sooo fucking sick of them

don’t even want to know how hellish it’ll be on that site next week when the yumichika v. giselle fight starts and dudebros start using that dialogue as ‘proof’ like you ever thought yumichikas just a nasty transphobe?? 😵‍💫

[nay0hmeee]

I am very normal about Xianzhou boys

[just-myhyperfixations]

How obsessed are you with andriel?

Me:

I’ve had this for like 8 months 🤪

I have decided that I’ll change it once the new aftg book comes out

I might do jerejean next😚, who knows ?

[klugpuuo]

ok so if we know that someone of any agab can have any genitals & we know anyone of any genitals can be transwhateevr & we know that ultimately the only people who experience transmisogyny r trans women. then whats the point of listing your agab. whats the point of broadcasting specifically that youre exempt from transmisogyny like is that not obvious by just stating ones transmasc or. que?

[paimonial-rage]

My most interacted with fics:

Cocky Bastard Vibes (Zhongli)

Tipsy Tales (Anemo boys)

Why He Rejected You (pt 1)

Telling Them Off (Ayato, Venti, Xiao)

A Sight to Behold (Yae Miko)

Obvious (Neuvillette)

Simple (Alhaitham)

What Destiny Has Brought (Fischl)

Why He Rejected You (pt 2)

Blasphemous Assumptions (Zhongli)

[cyarskj1899]

I hope everyone who was praying on her downfall rots in hell with gasoline drawls on!

The loudest and sincere FUCK everyone who didn’t believe her and mocked her and I put that emphasis on the word FUCK because I meant that and it’s ON EVERYTHING! FUCK Society, pick mes, nigcels, industry men, men in general , 50 Cent , Drake , Joe Budden, DJ Akademiks and lil duval , gossip bloggers spreading lies , lebron James Zach Campbell among others , Fully ! FUCK them WITH A SICK DICK!!!!!!!!!

I hope all those two years of dickriding , sucking , and dick familiarity was all worth it because y’all man’s is going to be a great girlfriend in prison and your dick munching is just gonna lead you down to hell