#bastardnoodle

[bastardnoodle]

lingerie tom jacobs for good health and posterity

[kidhellion]

Twinsidestep au with nikki and @bastardnoodle ‘s eve

Julia is having a much easier time with eve than ricardo is having with Nikki

[ianthedebonair]

Two truths and a lie

RULES: post a 24-hour poll containing two truths and one lie about your OC. have your followers try to guess which is the lie.

Thank you @ladyshivs for the tag! I'm tagging @kidhellion @bastardnoodle and @westealtoys if you guys are up for it.

I'll take this opportunity to yap about each of the options after the poll ends

[b33tlejules]

The sidesteps are fightingggggg. This ones technically a revenge but more just an excuse to draw as many sidesteps as my wrist can handle (six... <\3)

Sidesteps featured, from left to right:

Suranga Fernando ( @aurriearts ), Chris Bui ( @kirbofoolinaround ), Wes Barker ( @creyindustries ), River Becker ( @idlenight ), Eve Becker ( @bastardnoodle ), and Amal Ikram ( @honeyglas )

[dustiedoodles]

@bastardnoodle's character Jackie Riley for Art Fight! 💚

[thiefofblood]

and last batch of attacks for the year! i didn't really have a goal going in this year like i did last year, so i just kinda did w/e i wanted and didn't push myself on numbers too much, but i hit 100 attacks! ended the year with 101 :)

for @staticcolour, @kasodaniis, @bastardnoodle, BArtsian, @jirachis--wishes, SpaceCadetz, Art_By_Mage, @sidbarrett and @witchofdoom !

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[reverendlazarus]

last weeks artfights! thats it for big solo pieces from me, but im gonna try to slam out one last mass attack! im pretty sure seafoam is cooked but thats ok its about the love of the game

first is @mewmewkitten101's Belphegor, second is @aurriearts's Suranga (god i fucking love fallen hero i havent been posting about it but it really is owning my brain right now), third is my greatest enemy @8artastronomer8's Persepolis, and fourth is @bastardnoodle's Eve (ANOTHER FALLEN HERO MENTION?!)

[scwibbs]

spidersona/oc drawings i did for artfight this year!

@kath-trashh @pendularsand @bastardnoodle

[squibkin]

Artfight 2023 part 1

@aysder @sidbarrett @bastardnoodle @gothbot-online @ernuotori @haysprite

[jennasart]

Attack for @bastardnoodle !!!

[bastardnoodle]

Two truths and a lie

RULES: post a 24-hour poll containing two truths and one lie about your OC. have your followers try to guess which is the lie.

gonna yap about my boy tomothy because he's my stinky little rat man

thanks for the tag @ianthedebonair !! anyone who wants to carry on the chain may do so, just tag me so i can participate!!

[kidhellion]

JOHNNY AND TOM

tom belongs to @bastardnoodle

(the shadows theyre casting make NO SENSE! but i thought it looked good so it stays. !yay!

[ianthedebonair]

Artfight 2024 dump!

Nox (aleiyue_ on IG) | Roach (@salem-wilde) | Tagas (@/MistrustxVenom) | Sura (@aurriearts) | Nikki (@kidhellion) | Oliver (@spookyvillle) | Neets (@dorkousarts) | and Eve (@bastardnoodle)

[mindmedotwav]

Ride - General Mumble

It's a Spanish translation from General Mumble's song Ride.

Video includes english lyrics. Translation notes are at the end of the post.

CREDITS:

Song: Ride by General Mumble (from Synesthesia)

Picture Resources: Synesthesia Album Cover (General Mumble), Homestuck Fanart (bastardnoodle on Tumblr), Edited by MindMe.wav

Translation: MindMe.wav

Edited picture won't be distributed unless original authors give permission. None of the authors of music or art were notified about the use of their works, however credit was given. These modifications were not made with intentions of damage or bad behavior, just for illustrative purposes.

Translation (Spanish)

¿Has leído la advertencia, has visto la señal?

“Mantén tus manos y pies dentro en todo momento”

Yendo abajo, yendo arriba, ¿has tenido suficiente ya?

Estarás vomitando incluso antes de que se ponga intenso

Juntos correremos hasta el fin del tiempo

Quizás no salgamos vivos

Pero, ¿por qué querrías hacerlo?

(¿Por qué querrías hacerlo?)

¿Has leído la advertencia para la escalada final?

No hay forma de irse, no, no esta vez

Yendo abajo, yendo arriba, ¿has tenido suficiente ya?

Estarás vomitando incluso antes de que se ponga intenso

Juntos correremos hasta el fin del tiempo

Quizás no salgamos vivos

Pero, ¿por qué querrías hacerlo?

Juntos correremos hasta el fin del tiempo

Quizás no salgamos vivos

Pero, ¿por qué querrías hacerlo?

Juntos correremos hasta el fin del tiempo

Quizás no salgamos vivos

Pero, ¿por qué querrías hacerlo?

(¿Por qué querrías hacerlo?)

Translation Notes

I tried to make it as a ready-to-sing translation/adaptation, however I coudln't do it if I wanted to make an accurate direct translation.

I couldn't find a better way to translate "going down, going up" in a "neutral-Spanish" to say it in some way.

"have you had enough?" is a phrase I also wanted to translate as "¿Aún no has tenido suficiente?" or "¿Aún no tuviste suficiente?", with alternatives such as "¿No ha sido suficiente aún?" and similar stuff.

"rough" is a word that has a violent tone, wich in terms of the song I could only translate as "intenso", beacuse I didn't find a more fitting word that didn't sound completely off-tone for this. (Have in mind the first note i put, this translation is as ready to adapt as it can be)

"the final climb" can be said as "la cima final" or something of that kind... wich I was debating if I should use that or a more literal thing, as this song can be implied that is about a rollercoaster, I tried to search a better way to describe the feeling.

"Together we ride until the end of time", okay this has stuff to say. A lot. First, in this context, the best translation would be "Juntos montaremos hasta el fin del tiempo" but it sounded pretty out of context. I could have used "Juntos iremos hasta el fin del tiempo" but the feeling of "riding" would get totally lost, that is why I used "correremos" instead, it mantains the fast-paced feeling a rollercoaster does.

In relation to the last note, "until the end of time", It gives a feeling of an infinite ride. I wanted to translate it as "hasta el fin del los tiempos", yet I couldn't decide if it was as good as "hasta el fin del tiempo". As one implied a longer journey, the other marked that there was an end, wich in context with "might not make it out alive - but why would you want to?" creates a sensation that the only end possible is death- and if there's more such as survival, it's just a matter of time that death catches you.

[guppiebug]

First attack ever on @bastardnoodle MWAH MWAH MWAH I LOVE WOMEN!!!

[polevaultingzombie]

if i draw a zom 4 u which 1 would u want?

kakdkkfdhfh WHAT

anon you dont have to do that!! i'm extremely flattered that you asked, you're very considerate and sweet!!

the zombies im currently really into are pole vaulting zombie (duh) and foot soldier :''')) theyre my sons and i love them so much

but then again, i love every single zombie!! so literally any one of them is great :DD