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sk4rlette8008 · 5 months

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It would be so funny if James brought you on tour one time, Lars was vlogging like always, and in the background is you doing stupid shit on the stage. Like doing cartwheels across it and shit. Or you and James play fighting.

Maybe putting you in a headlock-

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musubiki · 8 months

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i might have mentioned this sometime before but ive been thinking about it again: the reason why lime doesnt ask mochi out and vice versa for a while

Some time after mochi becomes a witch and lime has been in her guild, also after he becomes PAINFULLY aware of how he feels about her, theres a moment where he has a conversation with her (casual-like) fishing about how she would feel about getting a boyfriend. as long as hes known her, shes never gone on a date with anyone, no ones asked her out, and shes never mentioned having a crush on anyone to him. so during some conversation about something or another, he asks something along the lines of "Well when you get a boyfriend, he's gonna need to be okay with your weird witchiness I guess haha-- (lowkey interest check)"

and his plan here was IF she answers to some extent that she would like a boyfriend, he would ask her out. but instead she kinda smiles a bit and falls quiet, before responding "If I could have one..."

and when he asks what the hell that even means, she tells him the same thing pom and tiramisu told her when she first became a witch: "This isn't just some happy fun times, willy=nilly side hobby you treat carelessly. Your family legacy and more importantly, your life, are both constantly at risk and you need to always be focused on learning and mastering your magic as it grows. To that end, you don't have time to date and be in a relationship-- it'll only be a distraction to you and a weakness that can be exploited. You'll constantly be split between your magic and your partner. Either you won't be fully committed to your studies to spend time with them, or you won't be fully committed to them because of your studies. It's not a luxury you can afford. Until this is complete and you have full mastery of your magic to the point where you're not constantly in a state where you need to fight for your life, having a boyfriend is advised against."

and lime just kinda stays quiet for a bit, before going "...so no boyfriend until the magic shit is all done..."

and in his head hes thinking yeah, fine, that makes sense. I dont want to be a burden to her or distract her, and I dont want to cause more stress for her because pom is like an asian mom that constantly will remind her about what a bad decision it is. and this ALL hinges on the event that she wants to date him and it doesnt ruin their friendship. so he eventually decides fine. ill hold off on it for now, just be there for her however i can and i'll ask her out when this whole thing is done (and in the meantime, maybe i can gauge how much she likes me if at all, and if not i can try to get her to fall for me)

(worth noting he WANTS to ask her out right before the timeskip happens, something like "Hey we should go get ice cream tomorrow-- you know, to celebrate your magic reaching its full power and all." (where he was gonna ask her out for real), and she smiles and says "Sure!", but pom already told her she was leaving that night, and by the next morning shes gone)

#bpp #text #lore #anyway. i was thinking about this but i dont know if i ever reached a full-fledged explaintation #i was never a fan of shows where theyre like trying to save the world from destruction and one side of the couple is like #(you never have time for me!!!) OBVIOUSLY?!?!#anyway pom and tiramisus advice is to not...have that #in an idea situation the witch doesnt fucking fall in love before shes even a witch #but what can they do ig #that actually makes it worse bc she loves him so much shes WAY more likely to neglect her magic studies to hang out with him instead #vs a normal. not in love witch. navigating a relationship she could drop if she didnt love them #this same logic applies to the post=timeskip. maybe even worse because rather than mochi being in danger now the whole world actually is #or at least all the witches #and lime is like FUCK when am i gonna be able to ask her out?!#hes wayyy more dismissive of pom in the post-timeskip when pom is like (no!! she needs to focus!!)#and limes like (oh piss off cat shes been focusing for like 5 years she can go on a date or two DAMN)

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camelspit · 5 months

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how am i supposed to raise my gpa if i keep getting the shittiest fucking teachers on earth oh my god. no more peace and love i hope they die.

#i am. so fucking done.#14 days left of the semester and i am on the verge of giving up #staring at the final in a week or two like.#girl. no one is passing that shit and it is your fault.#and then youre going to have the fucking audacity to lecture us about #how we're the problem because we dont study correctly #like you always fucking do #and its like no!#youve always been the fucking problem!!#go back to the school you fucking came from bc we were a lot better without you bitch #god im just. so angry.#like my team mate was honest to god unironically praying after we took the quiz #like girl !!!! people should not have to pray for good grades !!!#tell me how we still got a 72 with ALL OF US working together #AND DOUBLE CHECKING IT LIKE 5 TIMES #AND WE WERE LIKE THE HIGHEST GRADE IN THE CLASS ???#BE FR.#I HOPE YOU FALL IN A FUCKING PIT #and i probably wont be able to take spanish 4 next year because HE teaches upper level spanish now #and im so fucking pissed about that #like i want to learn spanish but im not doing that in this class. because he doesnt teach it.#i cant do this for another semester. i would rather die.#and next semester im taking art and #apparently i got the teacher who never gives hundreds because 'art isnt perfect'#girl WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU #IF I DID THE WORK GIVE ME THE 100 STOP MAKING THIS SOME MORAL BLATHER OR WHATEVER

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shrimp1y · 6 months

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they don't know im about to drop the wriolette fanfic of the century

#'i thought you hate—' yeah i do these are my ocs now #krill livestream #from the creator of jjk hatepost we now have #genshit #that is uninspired i apologize #idk if ill actually post much about it bc im publishing anonymously and i dont know if i wanna be associated w the fandom at all #but then it'd be silly if i end up making fanart of my own fanfic and i have to pretend i didnt write it. or well. idk #woe is a shrimp with autism.#oh man i think if i cared more about my social image id be crying pissing about being seen as contrarian just to be quirky #'whys the two fandom u make content for the fandoms you hate huh???!!' you see the way my brain works means that if somethings Good #I would happily enjoy it and then let it go. but if its bad. in my hatred i gnaw unwittingly sinking my teeth into putrid flesh #and making it a part of me forever .#just kidding its just until i loose the hyperfixation n then its meaningless to me

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apersonwholikeslotus · 10 months

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Okokokok hear me out: vaguely Rapunzel based Hetalia au where Liesl gets kidnapped/traded whatever when she’s a baby gets locked in a tower etc… nameless figure who locked her up there and gave her ✨Stockholm syndrome✨ goes missing one day just months go by and they don’t show back up.

Meanwhile a set of 4 brothers (Gilbert, Roderich, Aldrich & Ludwig) are out hunting or smth, and they went farther then they usually do. Stumble across the tower, Gil goes “yep, that look abandoned” climbs himself up and promptly gets pushed out by a very scared Liesl.

They’re like “holy shit there is a child up there” (she’s like 13-14 in this au) they realize she’s been by herself for a really long time and convince her to come down by telling her if she does they’ll help her look for her lost guardian. (which is tbh half a lie from the beginning).

along the way she gets to realize her “parent” was actually yknow, manipulating her her entire life, and finds a real family and learns how to live and cutting her hair at some points ends up being a symbolic “letting go” thing; and the four boys just get a sister :\

that’s it. It’s just vaguely fantasy found family.

#hws liechtenstein #hws austria #hws switzerland #hws germany #hws prussia #hetalia #at some point there is a chapter or two of #her realizing they lied about helping her find her parent #And she’s obviously pissed and even runs all the way back to her tower and gets herself up their and everything #Bc they were right the world is horrible and all people do is lie #I think a scene with Gil climbing up and finding her and apologizing telling her he knows they won’t earn her trust back immediately #But please just come home #And she does go with him and it takes a bit #But at some point there’s a “We were thinking… if you still want to-“ “no it’s okay” “you’re sure?” “Mhm.”#bc again realized how shitty parent was #Found a new family that actually cared

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welcometogrouchland · 1 month

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Also in the replies of the Steph concept art on twitter announcing she was gonna be in a new project at DC (posted by Travis Mercer), there were at least 3 comments saying "will Tim be there?" I don't care how hard you ship timsteph I'm exploding you with my eyeballs if you do that on my girls post again

#ramblings of a lunatic #taking a step back to acknowledge that my stanning may be getting overzealous #but then again I'm not in ppls quotes or replies I'm vagueing on an entirely different website with no relevant tags. it could be worse #anyway I know tims had it rough these past couple of months ever since zdarsky shifted focus of the batman title to have less tim #but it still feels. idk. just a wee bit uninspired to act like steph can't go two steps without tim being behind her #im ngl i like timsteph when they're cute but timsteph twitter has been. pissing me off a tad lately #the refusal to acknowledge the sexism in dixons robin run and how it impacts stephs writing and their relationships writing #the refusal to acknowledge tims occasional condescension and hypocrisy when it comes to stephs vigilantism #seemingly only wanting her to be spoiler when he wants her around and telling her to give it up most of the time #also the constant disrespect of stephs batgirl era on there weirdly enough?#I've harped on about this on main and in drafts but despite it's flaws it's a good turn for stephs character #she's the focus she gets development (an upward trajectory! which had previously been unheard of for her! bc she did have flaws as spoiler-#-its just that both writers and characters alike seemed to arbitrarily decide she didn't have the capacity to grow past them! but she did!)#hell i saw a BIZARRE take today i just have to bitch about #which was them saying that Batgirl was a ''heteronormative mask'' steph put on #with spoiler being her more authentic self (and this being paralleled to gender expression with stephs isolation from the batfam as spoiler-#-showing how she ''wasnt like them'')#which. I'm not denying you the view that spoiler has a certain genderific swag to her but the needless dragging of her batgirl persona #steph got treated badly as spoiler bc she was A Girl. it's genuinely that simple dixon felt batman and robin would never stand for a girl-#-running around doing the things they did and would need to chivalrously stop her. he's gone on record saying this #she's constantly getting belittled by mostly men (cass also dismisses her but it feels distinctly less gendered)#and in the end it's barbara who learns to give steph a second chance despite her mistakes and they have a positive relationship #something ppl are quick to dismiss as being in and of itself sexist bc they're pairing the two girls off together #as if batgirl isn't a legacy and as if babs and steph don't have parallels in their resilience and refusal to accept when ppl tell them no #for better and for worse!!#like. idk how you took the strongest feminist element in that comic (bc there are elements of sexism here and there! 2009 n all)#and somehow turn it into ''heteronormativity'' YOU PPL ARE JUST SAYING WORDS AT THIS POINT!!!#anyway. someone take away my internet access

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zemnarihah · 1 month

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my best friend has been very distant w me lately and i asked today if she wanted to hang out and she said she probably couldn't bc it's her brothers birthday but she would let me know if she could and i have her location and i just looked and she's at her boyfriends house rn....