6.08, my last commentary™ R I P to me
I wanted to post this right away but my phone died and I broke my charger so I had to handle that but now I’m finally able to. I’m literally dead, I STILL can not process how amazing it was. So I’ll just get on with it post my earlier thoughts
¡¡TODAY IS THE DAY AHH!! IM FREAKING LATE KILL ME
BUT HOW ARE WE ALREADY HERE? IM NOT READY FOR THIS SERIES TO END BUT I NEED TO SEE SHELGAH *SAFELY* GIVE BIRTH TO A HEALTHY BABY. ANYWAY IM LITERALLY GOING TO DIE AFTER THIS EPISODE SO ENJOY THE FINAL THOUGHTS OF MY LIFE, LETS GET IT ..
MY HEART IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE ITS BEATING SO FAST
TBH I MIGHT SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST
SCREW THESE CREDITS BUT I NEED THEM BC IM NOT READY OMG
IM SCREAMING
aw baby! & hey val
Does this mean Delia had No letters from pats this whole time??
MY BBY SHELAGH OMG HER BELLY
SHE CANT REACH HER SHOE OMG SO PRECIOUS THOUGH
Sister MJ I love u 😭😂
Family planning clinic!
YES VAL! they’re women not criminals !!
YES TRIXIE THANKS BBY FOR SPEAKING UP
aww poor Barbara
“..There are tales of missionaries served for luncheon in those climes” LMAO OMG SISTER MJ THATS NOT WHAT SHE NEEDS TO HEAR RIGHT NOW
It’s so sweet that Babs really wants her dad, I feel. My grandfather officiated my parents’ and brother’s wedding, I hope he does mine. If someone wants to marry me one day ofc lol 😂😭
SHELAGH IS ACTUALLY YELLING .. WHY DO I LOVE IT?
All the shit she’s been through/delt with and pregnancy sets her off huh..
BUT TRIXE AND SHEALGH INTERACTING YESS NOT THE WAY I WANTED BUT ILL TAKE IT FOR NOW
AWW MY BBY CRYING SOMEONE HUG HER 😭😭💕💕
MY BBY TRIXIE IS SMIRKING AT MY OTHER BBY LOL STOP 😭😭💔
“Hot and bothered” 😭😂 Violet having hot flashes. That’s not funny but i giggled I’m sorry immature of me
I can’t imagine being around when the pill was just coming out(or antibiotics even) like that must have been so wild ? you really would think they were magic *remember Vanessa Redgrave saying that in series 2?*
my mom is a nurse at a gyn/fertility office and she informed me of so much at a young age lol maybe that’s why I’m so curious idk?
lol I remember being like 13 and my friends didn’t know there was more than just the pill when it came to birth control and I really felt I was an expert😂 but *a judge’s voice* irrelevance moving on.
Needing your husbands permisson for a bank account? *sucks teeth* Vete ya!
Aw my bby shelagh 💔💔😭
“And I’ll warrant you’ve never felt more scared” I AM! AND THIS ISNT EVEN MY FICTIONAL PREGNANCY
“Oh lass“😭 PHYLLIS COMFORTING HER OMG I AM CRYING ALREADY, I NEVER KNEW I WANTED THIS
"Phyllis you’ve been a real friend” IM NOT OKAY OMG, THEY’VE COME SO FAR I CRY
OMG SHELAGH BEING SO CUTE WTF OMGGG 💖
PROTECT MY BBY & HER BABY AT ALL COSTS 💕💕
THE NONNATUNs CHEERING SO PURE 😭
“What if something goes wrong?” stop tempting fate Patrick !!
“I’ve made up my mind” MY BBY I CANT DEAL .. once upon a time she couldn’t speak up and was so timid 😭 my bby has grown
Her lipstick is a nice color, wait what’s this lady’s name?
The nurses all together makes me so happy omg why is this so adorable, even Phyllis is there !! SO PURE💕
Lol poor Fred tries his best !
Damn secondment to st Cuthberts, I guess Trixie couldn’t even be considered for to be Shelagh’s midwife
SHELAGH IN THE CARDIGAN >>
OF COURSE SHE CHOSE SISTER JULIENNE WE WOULDN’T HAVE ACCEPTED IT ANY OTHER WAY
“‘MY DEAR” BRB DROWNING IN TEARS
but omg was Phyllis disappointed 😭 no don’t be hurt that’s her basically her mother! (sister j and Phyllis would’ve been a good tag team though)
this montage just reminds me brb #irresponsibleme
Future Hereward’s take a note from the Turners, find out about each other sooner rather than later
LOL TOM’S AWKWARD FACE BC BABS IS GETTING CONTRACEPTION
it’s Wilma! her name is Wilma, noted.
Lol what does she sell? Is the company like Avon ? 😂I’m confused but also screaming too much internally
poor Babs is so nervous and feeling awkward 😂
Her face while on the bed😂 I feel
LMAO BABS TAKING OUT THE DIAPHRAGM & DROPPING IT HA
BUT WAIT THAT WAS THE TURNERS BATHROOM WTF ??
Patrick putting on or tying Shelagh’s shoes my fucking heart is melting
She doesn’t want him there .. for now?
“..We’re a team” 😭😭💕💕 marriage goals
“The minute I look at you I’ll give you everything you ask for” BRB I AM INDEED GOING TO SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST
I CAN NOT DEAL
Phyllis exercising 😭😂
“I have chosen one of my friends” OMG MY HEART
PHYLLIS BE MY BRIDESMAID !??
why does she only have one though? is it more like a maid of honor?
HERES COME MORE TEARS
THE SPANISH AYE DIOS MI CORAZON
Aw good for Wilma being happy with her job! Does everyone call the sofa the settee?
There’s that babycham! Still was never sure if it was alcoholic or nah? sparkling cider maybe?
OMG I HAVE A BOTTLE IN MY BAG THAT I BROUGHT FROM FLORIDA
new drinking came, shots every time the show makes you cry lol jk i’d be on the floor 20 mins in
that sports car aye
My bby looking good 😍😍
she knows what it’s like to be hurt Christopher😭
You’re not supposed to take 3 at a time Wilma, I’ve been scolded enough
Okay so Babs just fell asleep and that’s all?? Preview made it seem more dramatic
Now is Val going to listen and not touch anything? lol probably
Violet always rocking blue eyeshadow haha
Is that a silicone faja?? that looks hella uncomfortable
TRIXIE’S FACE OF DISGUST HAHA
OMG THE FAM HELPING OUT WITH FUNDS MY HEART
I WANT TO BE APART OF THE NONNATUS FAMILY!
PHYLLIS AND BABS DRESS SHOPPING I LOVE THIS
“.. she’ll have me to reckon with” TE QUERIO MUCHO PHYLLIS
I NEED A PHYLLIS IN MY LIFE
SHE HAS A FAV DRESS OMG I LOVE HER
HER FACE OMG I NEED THAT SCREENSHOTTED
SHELAGH MY BBY😭😭
Their new bedroom is so 60s I love it
She still didn’t read the pamphlet !! I love her omg, such pure intentions
OMG SISTER J REMINISCING, AH FINALLY SOME ACKNOWLEDGEMENT THAT SHE WAS A NUN, I AM SOBBING BYEE IM DYING. MY HEART RATE IS SLOWING DOWN
POOR DEELS AW OMG she doesn’t deserve this, she barely has screen time don’t hurt her
Shealgh’s got another nightgown! 1962/2017 is apparently the year of nighties #thebrinylonforthewinthough
I love pink waffers 😭😂
SHIT WHAT’S WRONG WITH WILMA IM SCARED, IS IT A HEART ATTACK?? BLOOD CLOT??
poor vi!! aww she misses reggie too!
AW FRED HUG HER
and he’s fanning her omg so pure
SHEALGH’S GOING IN TO LABOR ?? AHHHHH OMGG IM NOT READY
but also she has a housecoat how cute
SISTER J SAID “HIS SPINE” OMG HOW DOES SHE KNOW ALREADY
“I knew it” bless u bby😭😭 she is a GEM. WHY IS SHE SO LOVABLE?
omg Wilma don’t die, Trixie can u save her 😭
shit not looking good, maybe this was the death they meant
shelagh throwing up yikes
“She’s smiling and waving” yea we know that smiling and waving😂😂 but omg doesn’t this remind anyone of when you’ve been partying too hard but you’re trying to convince your friends that you’re not ready to tap out yet😂😭
if not nevermind I’ll feel trashy lmaoo
PASS THAT GAS AND AIR SISTER J
AW BBY YOU ARE BRAVE!!!!!!!
IM CRYING BUT RUNNING OUT OF TEARS
HOW TF DOES LAURA LOOK GORGEOUS ALL SWEATY AND IN TEARS WHILE PRETENDING TO BE IN LABOR?? & i’m still a creature?
Poor Patrick! He must be going as crazy as I am!
I DONT HAVE ASTHMA BUT I NEED AN INHALER BC I CANT BREATHE IM SO ANXIOUS OMG
IM NOT A SMOKER BUT I FEEL LIKE I NEED A CIGG BC IM ABOUT TO LOSE IT
Trixie is doing Wilma’s makeup omg I can’t take this 😭💔💔
“I can’t believe I used to dream of this” OMG SHELAGH & SISTER J
“Every woman alive is the sum of all she ever did, and felt, and was.” ..“and how do you know that?” ..“ i wasn’t aware that I did until just now”
¡¡¡IM A W R E C K!!! l o v e that
SHE IS SINGING DORIS DAY’s SECRET LOVE AND I AM F*CKING DEAD GOODBYE
PATRICK SINGING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR SOMEONE SEND H E L P IM DYING I BET IT’S “THEIR SONG” & YOU ARE ALL CORDIALLY INVITED TO MY FUNERAL IMMEDIATELY AFTER THIS EPISODE
I’M NOT GONNA MAKE IT
“We can’t just be like any other couple.. because we’re us”
MY HEART WTF I SWEAR IT IS ABOUT TO BURST BUT IT’S NOT BEATING
IM DEAD INSIDE AND MY BODY WILL FOLLOW WHEN THIS IS OVER
Get in there Patrick!
“The children are here” .. to say goodnight omg no😢
OMG PATRICK HOLDING HER I AM FUCKING SCREAMING
“YOU CLEVER GIRL” OMGG WHO CALLED IT
I CANT SEE WHATS HAPPENING TOO MANY TEARS IN MY EYES
IT’S A BOY I KNEW IT WELL I HAD A FEELING !
BABYTURNERLAND 2.0!!!! QUE LINDO DIOS TE BENDIGA 💖👼🏼
WHAT IS HIS NAME???
THIS IS THE BEST EPISODE OF MY LIFE WOW I CANT PROCESS IT ALL
“May the lord bless you and keep you” OMGGG, JESUS HEIDI WTF ARE YOU DOING TO ME ??!! I’ve never been so invested in a show or fictional characters’ lives like this 😭😭
I NEVER THOUGHT WE’D SEE THIS DAY AND IM HAVING SO MANY FEELS, I BARELY HAVE ANY THOUGHTS I AM S h o o k, I AM NOTHING IN THIS WORLD. JUST USELESS TRASH FOR CTM
WELL, ALMOST 19 YEARS OF LIVING WAS GOOD ENOUGH RIGHT?
HONESTLY JUST PUT ME IN THE GARBAGE BC I HAVE NOTHING OF SUBSTANCE TO SAY IM JUST GUSHING AND DYING
BUT SERIOUSLY LAURA MAIN IS I N C R E D I B L E AND DESERVES EVERY AWARD SO PLEASE GET IT TOGETHER @ THE EMMYS, THE SAGS, THE GOLDEN GLOBES & ALL OTHER AWARDS OF ALL PRESTIGE!! STOP PLAYING GAMES & GIVE LAURA + CTM THE RECOGNITION IT DESERVES !! & no excuses it happened for downton!
NO WILMA IS DEAD NO
The pill is so great and useful and miraculous in a way but I’m glad they showed some of its issues but DID THEY REALLY HAVE TO KILL THE FIRST WOMEN THEY GAVE IT TO? I’m still here tho, I’m rolling
NO TOM DONT SAY THaT WTF? TRIXIE IS OVER U AND U ARE OVER HER don’t ruin the moment
why did I think bab’s dad was the rev Applebee Thornton 😭😂😂😂?? where’s Jane lol
My bby trixie serving looks as always 😍😍
Aw his daughter is cute
CHRISTOPHER LOOKS GOOD TOO UGH😍
What are knickerbocker glories?
lol Boots! lowkey want to go there to satisfy my 15 year old self who liked to watch British youtubers affordable makeup videos (tbh I still do when I’m bored)
REGGIE! OMG HE CALLED VI MUM I DIE
OH YEA THE WEDDING OMG LOL I DONT FORGOT FOR A SEC
IM STILL SCREAMING, MY FREAKING BBY JUST HAD A MIRACLE BABY !!!!! I LEGIT RAN OUT OF TEARS WHAT DO I DO
LOOK HOW FAR WE HAVE COME MY GOD
THE GIRLS SINGING “HAPPY WEDDING DAY” TO BABS OMG THAT WAS GREAT, I NEED FRIENDS LIKE THAT
I NEED TO WATCH THIS AGAIN AND IT DIDNT FINISH YET
LMAO TOM AND FRED HUNGOVER, relatable AF😂😭
SO IS TOM’S SURPRISE IS MONEY? Or is he going to buy her something!?
Barbara’s cape reminds me of Phoebe’s from FRIENDS
The stain glass !! love it
PHYLLIS LOOKS SO ADORABLE OMG HER BOUCLE SUIT AW
WHY A HEADBAND ON YOUR WEDDING DAY BABs? BUT good for them lol 😭 I don’t care enough at the moment but let them be happy they’re so great for each other !
HE GOT A FUCKING CAROUSEL OMG
damn. Nice one Tom. I’m a little jealous, someone needs to love me like that.😭
“At times, the present seems most perfect when it seeds lie in the past. And others, life is rendered flawless when we look towards future, glimpsing from within one golden moment all the joys the days to come might hold” 💕😢😭
THE TURNERS, NOW A FAMILY OF 5 OMGGGGGGG 😭😭
THE NUNS SO PURE ❣️ lol obviously
“We can not stand still because the world keeps turning. Every year must give way to the next and it’s stories must be folded, tucked away like children’s clothes outgrown, cherished and never quite forgotten”
VANNESSA ALWAYS SAYS THE RIGHT THINGS UGH
Aw Angela with Tim!
My BBY SHELAGH IN HER BLUE OUTFIT WITH UNNAMED BABY TURNER ID CRY IF I COULD
“1962 was a year of great change at Nonnatus House, but there’s always change, everywhere, there are always new faces, new tears to shed, new joys to invest in , yet the circle of love is not broken, it expands.” YOU GOT THAT RIGHT🙏🏼👏🏼🙌🏻😭😭😢😢💖💖
I NEED THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL LIKE TOMORROW PLEASE
lol Val screaming it’s snowing 😭 same
PATSY!!!
SHE AND DELIA KISSED OMG
GOOD FOR THEM 😭
ALSO GOOD FOR ME bc I was tired of the same complaints that BBC broke them apart and Patsy was “sent away” nah man Emerald was busy!
“Love bares all things, love believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things and love never ends”
THIS WAS INCREDIBLE WOW IM A MESS
IF I DIDNT KNOW THEY WERE COMMISSONED FOR 3 MORE SERIES I’D THINK THIS WAS THE END??
BUT UGH NOW WE MUST WAIT
ANYWAY I SEE THE LIGHT FOLKS
IDK IF THIS IS HELL OR HEAVEN BUT I AM DEAD, I SEE THE EARTH BEHIND ME
TBH ITS PROB HELL
Someone throw me in the damn ground already!!
In loving memory of Gabby Nuñez (1998-2017) taken far too soon because of the emotional toll brought by call the midwife, she didn’t choose to get so emotionally invested it just happened. She is grateful for her time on earth, you may leave comments, flowers or send money. Thank you for putting up with her nonsense and foolishness *now someone give my eulogy & someone else may come up and sing a hymn to conclude*
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Season Two.
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:40]
I mean they can still Live over There
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:40]
i just also wanna do Magic rn
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:40]
the problem was
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:40]
[Forwarded from Shin 🐐]
I was actually going to ask 'how do i completely tear apart and rework my established species into something i'm happy with now?'
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:40]
[Forwarded from Taza]
That's a pretty heavy question. What are you unhappy with about it currently?
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:40]
[Forwarded from Shin 🐐]
I feel trapped, and 2-dimensional
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:40]
[Forwarded from Shin 🐐]
like I've backed myself into a kind of corner where I can't actually insert anything new and good and Fun to play with
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:40]
[Forwarded from Shin 🐐]
like it's a very small, limited time-space thing, where there isn't room to figure out overarching themes or time-based things like overthrowing a reigme (not what I want to do but An Example)
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:40]
[Forwarded from Taza]
And if you were going to just edit out those parts you dislike currently it wouldn't be the same anymore so it's easier to just rebuild it from the ground up?
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:40]
[Forwarded from Shin 🐐]
I feel like I have a finished product, almost, like I'm holding something beautiful and complete and pretty in my hands
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:40]
[Forwarded from Shin 🐐]
and to just jam, say, magic in, would ruin the entire structure I've built -
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:40]
[Forwarded from Shin 🐐]
I don't feel like I can tear out just what I like about my own story, without disrespecting the things I already have that - once - I cared about and loved
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:40]
[Forwarded from Taza]
So rather than rework, you kind of want to immortalize the current species as is and make a new one?
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:40]
[Forwarded from Shin 🐐]
like I need an AU where some of it is the same, but I haven't just torn out this whole structure that I already had
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:40]
[Forwarded from Shin 🐐]
It's like -
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:40]
[Forwarded from Shin 🐐]
Like I tried. and I got somewhere, I built my thing, it stands on its own, it's pretty good.
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:40]
[Forwarded from Shin 🐐]
But I know I could have done better /with them/
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:40]
[Forwarded from Taza]
But you can't do that as it is now because the details are already all there?
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:40]
[Forwarded from Shin 🐐]
yeah, there's no room for the cool shit I wanna put in, because I built things too watertight, too little loopholes
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:40]
[Forwarded from Taza]
Then wouldn't the easiest way be just to make an alternate timeline? With the same origin, but perhaps certain key events unfolded differently so that you now have the room to add in the things you want. It doesn't invalidate what's already there, and it seems the perfect setup for being able to keep what you do like
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:40]
[Forwarded from Shin 🐐]
yeah? probably?
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:40]
[Forwarded from Shin 🐐]
all the answers I've gotten so far have been like, "why don't you just redo it entirely" "why don't you just cut out what is dissatisfying you"
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:40]
[Forwarded from Shin 🐐]
and that, feels like it's Wrong
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:40]
[Forwarded from Taza]
Because it would sully the original?
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:40]
[Forwarded from Shin 🐐]
it's dishonest to the work I've done
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:40]
[Forwarded from Shin 🐐]
the same reason I have left my dA gallery alone for nearly 8 years now
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:40]
[Forwarded from Shin 🐐]
sure, it wasn't Great, there are lots of concepts I made happen Better, I redid and did nice and stuff,
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:40]
[Forwarded from Shin 🐐]
there's things I will never touch again and am very embarrased by
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:40]
[Forwarded from Shin 🐐]
but I Let It Stay
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:40]
[Forwarded from Taza]
If any kind of rework of the original would be a disservice, then it sounds like the only real solution is to make something new entirely, that has no bearing or relation to your old work
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:40]
[Forwarded from Shin 🐐]
the alternate timeline thing sounds like the best option I've been given so far, because it lets me respect the fact that I did work, old work, good work, it can Stay There
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:40]
[Forwarded from Shin 🐐]
without making me backed into a corner on my own designs
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:40]
[Forwarded from Taza]
Since they're separate timelines, they'd never need to interact, or technically have any relation to each other aside from the similar origins
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:40]
[Forwarded from Shin 🐐]
because like
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:40]
[Forwarded from Shin 🐐]
I have ideas, things, solid things that have basis in the structure I have already built - things like species limits, or their lack of ability to have sparks/fire on their planet -
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:40]
[Forwarded from Shin 🐐]
but don't fit in with the social and lack-of-magic structure that was there, before
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:41]
so, I don't want to destroy/remove s1
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:41]
but s2 is where I wanna Work bc s1 feels Done
Gray, [07.05.17 21:14]
so u get ur loyal warriors with the knowledge one day they're prob going to try 2 best you? (but like u'll know its coming)
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:14]
mhmm, exactly
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:14]
there's no old-and-fat-kings
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:14]
if you get your ass beaten, you either graciously step down and advise them, or demand that they kill you and release your soul to the metallics
Gray, [07.05.17 21:15]
NICE
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:15]
there's probably some empires that're like "yeah no we all advise the new kings, he's got an honor "guard" of like 15 prior kings"
Gray, [07.05.17 21:16]
tbqh thats p badass thoh
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:16]
and then some that have a bloody line of single kings
Gray, [07.05.17 21:16]
like. conceptually i REALLY enjoy that
Gray, [07.05.17 21:16]
and tru
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:16]
plus
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:17]
then you get the advice of all of those who were beaten - and you probably had to fuck up at least a couple of them yourself
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:17]
and they're gonna respect one another, likely have some kind of balance/order of their own
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:17]
very little infighting
Gray, [07.05.17 21:19]
tru!
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:21]
but also, consider:
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:23]
you enter the throne room of your leader, your king, the monarch of monarchs. there is some kind of a throne, it varies to every one, but across the floor - a wonderful, polished, well maintained surface - there are shapes.
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:24]
dark, at first, hard to make out, until you realize what they are, until you step next to one on your way into the true space of the throne room, flanked by two guards that look so fierce you would not want to glance at either to see any closer.
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:25]
there's a name, written out in a deep russet color. The next is blue. The third, a vibrant and yet dark green. All of them lie next to pools in various shapes; some are tagged with scrapes and scratches, some are huge and circular, and some have written poetry, sayings, or pawprints.
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:25]
They are all that remains of the former kings, their last moments and last words immortalized, carefully kept under a thin layer of sheen, to preserve them for all eternity.
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:26]
And although his claws are no longer stained, the brilliant blue that resides just to the left of his throne room has a haunting message written in the freshly-laquered blood: Good luck.
Gray, [07.05.17 21:26]
LORD
Gray, [07.05.17 21:26]
thats gonna be interesting when they run outta floor space
Gray, [07.05.17 21:26]
or if someone wants to redecorate
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:27]
probably make a new throne room, tbh
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:27]
just bc fighter chose to sit in that one, that lineage, doesn't mean they all do
Gray, [07.05.17 21:27]
fair enough
Gray, [07.05.17 21:28]
tho i feel like by that point making a new one would feel almost like desecration
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:28]
How do you make that decision, huh?
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:28]
maybe when the bloodstains start to obscure one another
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:29]
can you imagine walking that room, as king, picking where you want to die?
Gray, [07.05.17 21:29]
places a reserved sign on the floor
Gray, [07.05.17 21:29]
'perfect'
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Shin 🐐, [02.08.17 23:24]
Cakes trying to imitate humans in greeting and just sneering their lip up off of their DISGUSTING MESS OF JAGGED RASP TEETH
Gray, [02.08.17 23:28]
DIYFSDKJHFSDIOFLSDFBSDFBDSK
Gray, [02.08.17 23:28]
PLEASE
Gray, [02.08.17 23:28]
FUCK THAST GREAT
Shin 🐐, [02.08.17 23:28]
Cakes, who greet one another with carefully sheathed claws, bc they do not want to point things at each other,
Shin 🐐, [02.08.17 23:29]
"oh, humans just. they just hurt one another as greetings. uh. okay."
Shin 🐐, [02.08.17 23:29]
half of cakes: fuck this i'm out
Shin 🐐, [02.08.17 23:29]
the warrior descent half of cakes: YES HELLO HOW DO WE ENGAGE
Shin 🐐, [02.08.17 23:29]
FLING OUR ENTIRE BODIES W sPIKES OUT?
Gray, [02.08.17 23:29]
SDFJBJSDKJFBSDKBFSDJKBFDSKJFB
Shin 🐐, [02.08.17 23:30]
listen i love the "FIGHT TO FIGHT" cakes but theyre
Shin 🐐, [02.08.17 23:30]
stupid
Gray, [02.08.17 23:34]
OKAY MOOD
Gray, [02.08.17 23:34]
theyr ebeautifulf
Shin 🐐, [02.08.17 23:38]
i lvoe them
Shin 🐐, [02.08.17 23:38]
but they would absolutely say 'hi' by turning into a miniature tornado at someone else
Shin 🐐, [02.08.17 23:38]
"CATCH ME" and all 7 of my flailing limbs, with spikes attached
Gray, [02.08.17 23:39]
I LOVE THIS
Gray, [02.08.17 23:39]
I LOVE THIS WITH ALL MY HEART
Shin 🐐, [02.08.17 23:40]
these kind stil exist in s2
Shin 🐐, [02.08.17 23:40]
they never went away
Shin 🐐, [02.08.17 23:40]
fighter is probably one of them
Shin 🐐, [02.08.17 23:40]
"finally home" he says, sighing with relief, bc he can at least catch these ones instead of being smushed
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Shin 🐐, [14.05.17 20:36]
S2 Cakes and storms
Shin 🐐, [14.05.17 20:36]
Storms that come screaming in from the water and pull at their very homes
Shin 🐐, [14.05.17 20:37]
Homes built for it, that sway and whip cakes around like it is a game
Shin 🐐, [14.05.17 20:37]
Chasers who try and bottle storms, bottle eyes, bottle rain and wind and the anticipation of a break in the clouds
Shin 🐐, [14.05.17 20:38]
Cakes who live where there are hurricanes, and build homes with iron in the wood to withstand the winds, who all gather outside in the eye of the hurricane to see if they can catch a glimpse of a constellation that will tell their future
Shin 🐐, [14.05.17 20:38]
Magic cakes who make storms their focus, who summon or dismiss or gentle storms against their own, and make those against their enemies ferocious and deadly
Shin 🐐, [14.05.17 20:39]
Cakes who call storms to channel lightening into their bones, thinking it will help their magic, and the madness that ensues when it actually hits them
Shin 🐐, [14.05.17 20:41]
Cakes who try to reproduce the feeling, the image, the idea of storms in paintings and magic to bring to their inland Kings, hoping for something in return
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Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:02]
mmmonster designs?
Gray, [08.05.17 00:03]
theeee place fighter washes up
Gray, [08.05.17 00:03]
they hunt water monsters rite?
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:03]
yeee there's been some
Gray, [08.05.17 00:03]
: 0!
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:03]
weird speculations on monstershapes
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:03]
/tagged/nova-23-6
Gray, [08.05.17 00:04]
I WILL LOOk
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:05]
they probably have some way of luring the things to hunt them more effectively
Gray, [08.05.17 00:05]
-chucks a pal into the water w a rope tied 2 'em-
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:05]
kjdhfgksjhfgskjdfhg
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:05]
more like
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:06]
'steals the eggs, raises them, intentionally causes them harm in order to make them cry for help'
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:06]
'kills the help'
Gray, [08.05.17 00:06]
how do they get the eggs?
Gray, [08.05.17 00:07]
cake that owns a tea shop +v+ ANYWAY
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:07]
LITERALLY THO THATS THEIR CURRENCY/HOW THEYD DO SHIT
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:08]
their whole thing would love focus on this kind of consumption
Gray, [08.05.17 00:08]
IM SYKED TBH
Gray, [08.05.17 00:08]
i think i knoe what my first s2 cake will b,
Gray, [08.05.17 00:09]
I KNOW IVE SAID THIS A LOT BUT THIS IS SO COOL
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:09]
lmao what do u want u think
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:09]
huh huh
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:10]
rn all I can tell you is: longer, short 2L are rare, lots of SPikey, intricate patterns and markings, lots of scarring/weapons/armor/things that are just Attached like permanenetly, carrying bags etc
Gray, [08.05.17 00:11]
OOOO NICE
Gray, [08.05.17 00:12]
no idea what their design might b but Probably a tea cake
Gray, [08.05.17 00:12]
pun actually unintended
Gray, [08.05.17 00:12]
until now
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:12]
tbh
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:12]
i think drugs are big there
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:12]
hasbrown cakes, tea cakes, liquor cakes
Gray, [08.05.17 00:13]
2nd cake character, ur local drug dealer,
Gray, [08.05.17 00:13]
does s2 have sugar?
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:13]
totally possible
Gray, [08.05.17 00:14]
'do u have The Stuff'
'-opens trenchcoat to reveal cookies-'
Gray, [08.05.17 00:15]
so a bakery is where ud get Ur Drugs
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:15]
a Bakery is probably a place to chill drugged
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:15]
find em buy em have em made
Gray, [08.05.17 00:16]
tea shop right beside th bakery
>get thirsty after consumin that sugar
>pop over for some tea
Gray, [08.05.17 00:16]
>realize u can put sugar in tea and have ur mind blown
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:17]
those that make other edible goods probably have a good relationship with the Bakeries
Gray, [08.05.17 00:17]
true!!
Gray, [08.05.17 00:17]
are bakeries kind of like bars?
Gray, [08.05.17 00:17]
bars but for Cake Weed?
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:17]
like, a bar + hookah joint + smoke shop?
Gray, [08.05.17 00:18]
makes sense!
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:18]
literally go there to sleep lie down calm down meditate, maybe to sharkpen your magic some
Gray, [08.05.17 00:18]
by bar i mean like not so much in terms of atmosphere so much as Socially Accepted
Gray, [08.05.17 00:18]
bc ppl will sideye a hookah place but not a bar
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:19]
gotcha, yes
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:19]
way more like a bar
Gray, [08.05.17 00:19]
so sugar in s2 has the effects of a drug but like the social acceptance of alcohol? :0
Gray, [08.05.17 00:19]
tho i mean alcohol is a drug
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:20]
there's different levels -
Gray, [08.05.17 00:21]
theres munching on a brownie and then theres snorting powdered sugar,
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:21]
alcohol for us is like yeah whatever, and for them, liquor cake-stuff
and then hashbrowning
and then sugar
Gray, [08.05.17 00:21]
ok explain hashbrowning bc im thinking of like
Gray, [08.05.17 00:21]
the potatoe
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:30]
i
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:30]
did not actually have a fucking way that it worked lmao
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:30]
all i have is fuckin
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:30]
a doodle of a hasbrown'd out cake holding something smoke-making, and what they look like, and a hashbrowned Ryker
Gray, [08.05.17 00:31]
hasbrowned?
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:35]
but I'd love to have drugs be a large part of this, bc if they have rec' drugs, they've got medicine and science
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:35]
but I'd like for Ryker to bring Runners to them
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:38]
alcohol is mostly a breath-thing, although it could also show up as a drink-thing
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:38]
but idk about weed/smoke/MJ
Gray, [08.05.17 00:38]
Brownie joke here
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:39]
that means it must be grown, somewhere
Gray, [08.05.17 00:39]
Is there a special kind of fruit they extract it from?
Gray, [08.05.17 00:40]
Or r u doin sugarcane
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:40]
most of my sugar stuff has been fruit
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:40]
distilled fruit has gone to the alcohol thing
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:40]
rather than baked sugar, which is somehow more dangerous
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:40]
so a soda, while a FUCKING DRINK, would not be as bad as a sugar cookie
Gray, [08.05.17 00:41]
Could the smoke/steam from burning/caramelizing sugar get a cake high?
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:49]
ssshrugs?
Gray, [08.05.17 00:49]
I'll Google like. How much sugar goes up
Gray, [08.05.17 00:50]
Tomorrow
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:50]
but also: i want to keep it all sugar? or not?
Gray, [08.05.17 00:50]
Sugar the most accepted but there are probably other drugs
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:50]
cause like
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:51]
slightly less accepted, but still Okay, drugs like weed for us
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:51]
just, rooms where there's smoke
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:51]
and they go and chill and breathe and focus
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:51]
meditation style
Gray, [08.05.17 00:51]
Sauna,but a High sauna
Shin 🐐, [08.05.17 00:51]
yeeeeeee
Gray, [08.05.17 00:57]
NIce,
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Gray, [07.05.17 16:48]
also: the hollowness of ganache chests
are there like
how is it structured
would u be able to cut it open and like store things there
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:49]
I mean, it'd be like cutting another hold into ur lungs or ur womb
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:49]
and while Runners do cut holes into their lungs, successfully, somehow
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:49]
idk that u could Put anything in there?
Gray, [07.05.17 16:50]
i mean you technically could if u tried hard enough its jus not
Gray, [07.05.17 16:50]
advisable
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:50]
u could totally cut holes in, like runners
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:50]
but it wouldn't....... be worth anything?
Gray, [07.05.17 16:52]
OK i think i was thinkin abt the ganache hollow chest area weirdly ive got a better idea now
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:53]
it's like a womb/lungs but without an exit
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:53]
there's possibly air, or fluid more likely? maybe? something in there, to make it hollow -
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:53]
or their lungs are able to expand further because they lack the gestating stuff that ever happens
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:54]
(msot Cake Cakes have a vertical line from heart patch to about belly where the skin can open, it's not Fun and doens't work Well but it works GOOD ENOUGH DAMNIT)
Gray, [07.05.17 16:54]
S T O R E S N A C K S I N Y O U R L U N G S F O R M A X I M U M S N A C K C A P A C I T Y
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:54]
lkdfgs;fgjhSDFLGJHSDLFJKGH
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:54]
tbh, you could, insert a nutritious slurry in there, and it would work
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:54]
idk WHY YOU WOULD But
Gray, [07.05.17 16:55]
lbr theres probably somecake that just
Gray, [07.05.17 16:55]
'i wanted to see if i /could/'
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:55]
kjdfhgskjdfhgkjsdfhgdjkshfg
Gray, [07.05.17 16:56]
F E A S T O N M Y N U T R I T I O U S S L U R R Y, F R I E N D S
Gray, [07.05.17 16:57]
actually you know how theres like. play productions and stuff probably? i think we talked about that
that would be a good way to have an actor Fake-die
Oh No Theyre Bleeding, Look At Them Dying
Gray, [07.05.17 16:57]
(its rly n u t r i t i o u s s l u r r y)
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 16:58]
kfjhskldjfhgskdjfg h uh
Gray, [07.05.17 17:00]
also the reason i asked in the first place is like. idk extra storage space when travelling thru somwhere (if it worked like i thought it worked but it doesnt work like i thought it worked tbh- i was thinking more like w/ tissue or skin or something seperating it from other organs) ? load up the ganache or s/t & also store things in the hollow
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 17:24]
[In reply to Gray]
you could, in theory, just like stuffing something in the stomach of a human being - but whatever you put in there, it's gotta be in there
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 17:24]
so unless it was, like, wet sacks of something, biologically okay with the GGod
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 17:24]
it'd cause infections and problems
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 17:25]
cause it isn't like a stomach, so no digestive food, it's more like a Womb, which still could be slightly acidic and will be Wet
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 17:25]
bc baby slime
Gray, [07.05.17 17:25]
ooohhhh
Gray, [07.05.17 17:28]
safe slurry lookin like blood for theatrical purposes
Gray, [07.05.17 17:28]
or a /really dedicated prank/
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 17:29]
like, as long as they were pretty safe for eating/fucking/etc, you could mush up fruitshit and use that
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 17:29]
in a normal cake, at least -
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 17:29]
in a GGod, the natural flap that Cakes have from their Heart Patch to their belly is missing
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 17:29]
so they'd have to cut that open artifically
Gray, [07.05.17 17:29]
a /really/ dedicated prank
Gray, [07.05.17 17:30]
BUT YEAH THAT MAKES SENSE
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Gray, [07.05.17 17:31]
also how does the magic in s2 work? is it Within? is it Around, but cakes can be attuned to it? is magic associated w nature and does a resource drain (i.e. LP) affect it, or is it simply that the s1 just Forgot
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 17:35]
ggestures at the last story I wrote, it's intrinsic to Cakes somehow, but something abotu concentration something about breeding something about the diseases that killed off so much of their people ruined it
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 17:35]
broke it
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 17:35]
the Ancient One remembers some, can stir it some, but concentration is big -
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 17:35]
there's a mass to it, you can't start it with nothing, but make too much and it starts to implode
Gray, [07.05.17 17:35]
ooooo :0
Gray, [07.05.17 18:00]
what are the limitations of the magic? whats the #flavor
like Make This Charm And You'll Influence Your Luck or more of a physical manifestation, i.e. LOOK MOM I CAN MAKE FIRE W/ MY HANDS
Gray, [07.05.17 18:00]
are there curses?
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 18:14]
think physical; it's a lot like "believe this hard enough and it Works" the one good concrete example I have is the "summon a fire in your soul and you can Burn Out the metal poison"
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 18:14]
it's focused on making the impossible and unreal, real and possible, bringing it into their life
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 18:14]
so metallic trees grown from seeds carefully breathed on
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 18:14]
growing things into homes together by belief and basically meditation
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 18:14]
you could probably curse another cake. but they could undo it, or get a friend to undo it, and I have a feeling tracking it back is Really Fucking Easy
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 18:15]
and if they find you
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 18:15]
however there's "curses" and there's "*curses*"
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 18:15]
and turning your friends' tongue into the shape of a fish for a day isn't goign to get you anything but literal jelly bean toes for a week
Gray, [07.05.17 18:16]
NICE
Gray, [07.05.17 18:17]
are there some curses hardedr to reverse than others?
Gray, [07.05.17 18:18]
i.e. someone cursing some1 else w/ their dying breath in vengeance
using everything theyve got left for it ?
Gray, [07.05.17 18:18]
do moments of extreme emotion amplify magic?
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 18:38]
[In reply to Gray]
probably; but it's likely based on the individual rather than the curse itself? whether they were strong enough to push the curse, or you are strong enough in belief to break the curse.
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 18:39]
[In reply to Gray]
death is Big because they want to skip the steps and go straight to Metallics, so being a dick while they die is like, the biggest no, unles s they were SO BITTEr and then idk what happens to magic when the source is Done, death goodby gone
Gray, [07.05.17 18:39]
theres always someone Bitter Enough
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 18:40]
[In reply to Gray]
PROBABLY? I feel like most magic is the calm kind, the growth kind, the living stuff is more for the calm strength working to gether
but then there's WAR MAGIC , which is deffo big anger energy death kill war
and probably, things like, funny magic, where u just REALLY wanna get ur friend SO BAD u know those moments where like u fuck up and say the wrong thing bc ur SO EXCITED TO PRANK UR FRIEND that probably makes for a pretty sticky "curse"
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 18:40]
[In reply to Gray]
bitter enough to try and expend their shit cursing someone instead of ascending to magic that u literally see, throughout your life, when your magic may or may not even exist after u die?
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 18:41]
like I feel like it would try, and then go away,and then come back when they reincarnated, which wouldn't matter unless the other one was also reincarnated at the same time and also not a metallic
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 18:41]
so I mean u could get multiple friends like wanting to be together FOR GOOD and so they, as they die, fuckin shove their energy-magic at one another to do something Stupid like turn one ear white or something, and it ties them together through rebirths until the both die at once and Ascend
Gray, [07.05.17 18:42]
i live for funny magic
Gray, [07.05.17 18:42]
i need a prankster cake
Gray, [07.05.17 18:42]
THIS IS REALLY COOL
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 18:43]
this is what I Wanted 2 do with them like
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 18:43]
these are the Cakes that Escaped and continued growing their culture
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 18:44]
and I think, like, they're just warlike - disease of the body is uncommon, so one of the ways that they naturally regulate their population is to literally kill one another
Gray, [07.05.17 18:44]
would gladiator-esque type matches exist?
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 18:45]
yesssssssss
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 18:45]
there's big fucking fuck-off wars, probably mostly over territory, resources, and HONOR, but also:
Gray, [07.05.17 18:45]
in lieu of th festival ganache battles
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 18:45]
there are Cakes that get older and go "alright itme to fucking die" and when enough of those happen
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 18:45]
they get together and tournament-style to the Last Living One who is expected to either die from their wounds or probably self-sacrifice
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 18:46]
and the hope is that during the tournament each of the other cakes, the ones that die, turn Metallic and rise
Gray, [07.05.17 18:47]
would this be similar to the old norse sort of concept of heroism/ideal death?
i.e. highest honors 2 those who die in combat
+ the concept that true heroism is knowing the odds are impossible but fighting and dying anyway?
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 18:48]
sorta a little bit? rather than honor through valor, it's a little different, it isn't like
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 18:48]
"kill the most and you win" it's like "live a good life and do well and Fight Good because you know how"
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 18:49]
and sometimes that "fight good" is "literally beat the shit out of someone else" and sometimes that "fight good" is "meditate into a tree"
Gray, [07.05.17 18:49]
Cake Valhalla
Gray, [07.05.17 18:49]
i, for one, would love to meditate into a tree
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 18:50]
bc part of how they Do is by growing tree-things into big ass tree-home-city-things, moving the natural world
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 18:50]
and there's a infection thing, the thing that the Ancient One has, where you can turn into a fucking tree that just Happens
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Gray, [07.05.17 18:52]
in terms of holidays what would there be?
Gray, [07.05.17 18:52]
are there holidays involving a mandatory truce?
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 18:53]
I don't think so, I think everything is really mobile and weird and your loyalty is mostly to the head head batch topper Cake, like Fighter, who rules your entire section of the continent(s)
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 18:53]
you can Defect and such, and there are alliances and truces and stuff all over the place, but those are mobile too
Gray, [07.05.17 18:55]
Oooo :00
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 18:55]
but the only way that will stop is if the entire species is ruled by one individual
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 18:55]
and that,,, probably will never happen
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 18:56]
there's no real, rhyme or reason for it, there's no like "we have this difference", I think it's just encoded in them
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 18:56]
Cakes just have a fire in them and some of them try to suppress it but many of them just Feel it roar and need to do something
Gray, [07.05.17 18:56]
Gotta Punch
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 18:58]
and they don't force anyone into the battles or the wars;
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 18:58]
others will leave Cakes alone who wish it, and won't kill unless they're also being killed
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 18:58]
but they have no hesitation for murder when murder is on the table
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 18:59]
there have absolutely been times with warring parties entering cities and fucking things up and they run into caretakers, who are curled around their charges or the young or the weak and pass them by, times where cuppups come running at them with claws extended and they pick them up and put them out of the way
Gray, [07.05.17 19:00]
so theres sort of a code of honor thing? (either unspoken or spoken)
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 19:00]
yeah, you don't kill the young, you don't kill the nonfighters
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 19:00]
it's also probably gross/dishonorable to kill someone who isn't as "good" as you
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 19:00]
easy prey is not a worthy target
Gray, [07.05.17 19:02]
how far does that extend? would they ransack a city of its resources? bc inadvertantly that'd probably impact the nonfighters negatively
Gray, [07.05.17 19:03]
are all leaders exceptional at combat? if they aren't, are they still a valid target seeing as they hold command?
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 19:04]
Leaders, toppers, whatever, have to be the best - have to fight their way to the top - the Biggest Ones, like Fighter, are a bit different, but the smaller ones - ones that run warring parties and the like
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 19:04]
they just have to be good at fighting; there's a strict lineage, uh uh uh words
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 19:05]
smaller leaders, the ones that would invade a city, are absolutely gonna be some of the best - have an elite guard - and are going to be after the other leader
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 19:05]
disorganization isn't gonna stop them, though, part of the whole 'fire in your soul' thing
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 19:06]
and even noncombatant Cakes are expected to be able to survive without cushy resource-rich cities, if they're ransaked or taken over
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 19:06]
warring parties are more likely to take control, establish victory, than to destory anything - they're not interested in harming or ruining what is built, only owning it
Gray, [07.05.17 19:08]
what about cakes that are highly charismatic, but not necessarily a fighter, but ones that know the Right Things To Say to get someone rallied into action (like. a leader's aide or something, gives themm the words or s/t)? or is it more, you have to back everything up wiv battle prowess before anyone will rallly up?
Gray, [07.05.17 19:08]
or strategists that, again, arent the most physically abled but definitely have a hand in coordination/setting up an attack?
Gray, [07.05.17 19:09]
would they also cound as a noncombatant? or since their actions lead to a battle/fight/bloodshed, theyre accountable as well?
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 19:10]
They're accountable to a degree; someone like the first example is going to be heavy in the magic side, and so would be expected to be met with another magic-heavy fight.
A "standard" "footsoldier" is goign to want to knock them the fuck out and let the high-er-ups deal with it. they don't wanan deal with what would happen if they killed the less-fighty, but still valuable cake, but they sure as fuck don't want them to be running the scenes, either
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 19:11]
The best way to survive things would be to be REALLY BAD at fighitng, REALLY GOOD at something else, and afucking turncoat as shit
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 19:11]
passed between two or more Big Groups like a pretty gem, never worse than harmed or knocked out, but no loyalty so no getting higher up in the ranks, never get close to a Big Boss
Gray, [07.05.17 19:12]
:Ic sOUNDS LIKE A FUN CHARACTER TBQH, i want 2 make/buy/repurpose a cake 2 use as,
Gray, [07.05.17 19:15]
are there groups that makes use of spies? or is that Too Frowned Upon
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 19:17]
Spies probably come in two flavors, 1: I literally just walked into your town and walked the fuck back out and everyone knows but no body fucking CARES
2: we had a spy but they stopped coming back so, uh, guess they're on their side now
Gray, [07.05.17 19:17]
KDFKJDFBGJKD
Gray, [07.05.17 19:18]
how important is loyalty to s2?
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 19:20]
depends on the level -
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 19:20]
small family groups, batches, are going to be intensely loyal, very well tied together, knit like a cloth
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 19:20]
the bigger it gets, the looser the association, up to the point where some of it matters and some of it doesn't -
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 19:21]
some warring parties will flip flop or be easy to grab, others will have a topper who was once part of the Big Boss's batch or family or something and will DIE FOR THEM before they let even one of their party defect
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 19:21]
Fighter has this down to a science, all of his general=types (down to anyone who controls more than 3 other cakes) are either born of him or were raised with him
Gray, [07.05.17 19:22]
NICE
Gray, [07.05.17 19:22]
whats more important, societally? honor or survival? how acceptable is survival as an excuse?
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 19:31]
honor, really, survival would be mostly considered cowardly - there's survival of noncombatants, which is an exception
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 19:31]
but the base rules are: honor above all, duty to keeping the rules of combat above all, too
Gray, [07.05.17 19:31]
nice!
Gray, [07.05.17 19:34]
are there mercenary groups? or would it be more like small warring groups ud make a temp alliance with
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 19:38]
definately groups that have lost allegiance to the current kings, i dunno where they would sit physically in the continent, maybe small forgotten or abandoned towns
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 19:38]
and there's... not "neutral", but
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 19:39]
towns that have a Function, like sea-monster-killing, which will be Taken Over (someone shows up and goes and puts a New Flag on the tall tree town hall) but not, no one does anything.
Gray, [07.05.17 19:40]
oooohh :0
Gray, [07.05.17 19:40]
if u ever wanna rp s2 cakes i would be interested btw i rEALLY LIKE THIS SOCIETY
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 19:41]
eventually, once I have a little More,
Gray, [07.05.17 19:43]
moving away from wartime stuff (though ill prob come up w more questions) whats s2 like in terms of like. making things. is it magic-reliant? tool-reliant? mix of both? whats the highest form of technology they could have?
Gray, [07.05.17 19:43]
whats used as currency? is it trade-based?
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 19:43]
because I know they look somewhat physically different so I gotta figure That out before I go Doing them
Gray, [07.05.17 19:43]
YEAH
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 19:44]
the tech question is Cool bc I can do basically whatever the fuck I want
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 19:44]
I don't think they do cars/planes/things/stuff, but beyond that it's fair fucking game
Gray, [07.05.17 19:45]
/Nice/
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 19:45]
currency is probably based on favor and a bit of 'credit', anything that can be immediately done in the moment is the best - you need rations? haul a buncha fucking things for me and I'll kit you out for a week
Gray, [07.05.17 19:47]
not cum this time
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 19:47]
nah, they got too big anyways -
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 19:47]
there's gotta be something with inherent value, but i'm not sure what
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 19:48]
and like
Gray, [07.05.17 19:48]
that will always b me favorite injoke tho
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 19:48]
the monster hunter town that Ryker washes up in probably deals in monster parts as currency, they all understand the inherent worth — but that becomes way way more valuable the furhter you go from their town
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 19:48]
in-town, other shit will be more valuable, but go a bit out of town and you're gonna want those "useless" scales
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 19:49]
you could load up you and your friends and drag a literla fucking life-making fortune to the capital city
Gray, [07.05.17 19:50]
cake caravans?
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 19:51]
possibly, yes
Gray, [07.05.17 19:51]
bc that sounds like a p good way to make a living, if you could get yourself started
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 19:52]
mhm, youand a couple other noncombatant merchants, drag a big ol' carcass escorted by some good fightin friends, bring it to the big city and sell it for all you can get
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 19:52]
come back home rich in everything else
Gray, [07.05.17 19:55]
how big of a risk for bandits?
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 20:04]
reasonable; bandit isn't the right word - it's more likely that you'll get attacked by other King's units/groups/things, trying to harm your King, so there's lots of running without banners and trying to barter your way out
Gray, [07.05.17 20:05]
makes sense!
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 20:05]
and it depends on the locale; where you are in a kingdom(s) is gonna determine how likely a warparty is
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 20:05]
the kind of, disrupting commerce and fucking up the small ones, gurellia warfare, is super frowned upon
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 20:05]
you want to Take That Shit, not hurt it before you can claim it
Gray, [07.05.17 20:10]
also makes sense
Gray, [07.05.17 20:10]
are t here any big kingdoms that participare in guerilla warfare?
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 20:11]
I'm gonna vote that Fighter doesn't let that happen
Gray, [07.05.17 20:11]
time 2 fite the Big Kingdom
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 20:12]
he raised a miniature army of cannibalistic massive walking gods
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 20:12]
he has this shit down so fucking pat
Gray, [07.05.17 20:15]
trUE
Gray, [07.05.17 21:08]
whats the benefit of being the monarch of a city? do they make laws? how are they enforced if so? or it is more about money/prestige?
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:09]
You're the Best, and your prestige earns you a lot of leeway; laws are followed, if issued, so long as they are within the lines of belief already extant; great change would have to come from the ground up
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:10]
But a monarch will live in comfort and something resembling excess
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:10]
smaller batches or towns will flag to them if they can provide protection from others; stability is the greatest asset a King can provide
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:11]
if you can make your lands, people, batches, warriors, relatively stable and encourage commerce trade and infrastructure
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:11]
you're gonna last a looong time
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:11]
(giving up your life to protect your monarch is one of those "sure fire" ways to get metallic)
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:12]
(it's probably based on a lotta other things, too, but unlike many other attempts to get metallic, this one has a much higher turnover rate)
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:12]
(so there's lots of data, and so much of it is positive, it's seen as a Good Thing a lot of the time)
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:12]
but to do that, you have to earn their loyalty and fierce protectiveness - which can be done best by beating the shit out of them, usually, at least the warlike ones
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:13]
anyone who survives your fights or duels becomes your subordinate, and while they too want to best you eventually, they'll get in to the line of "I can do it LEGIT" and anyone who tries to best you not-legit, like an assassin, will be punched in the nose and sent home
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:13]
(or just murdered. it depends.)
Gray, [07.05.17 21:14]
so u get ur loyal warriors with the knowledge one day they're prob going to try 2 best you? (but like u'll know its coming)
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:14]
mhmm, exactly
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:14]
there's no old-and-fat-kings
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:14]
if you get your ass beaten, you either graciously step down and advise them, or demand that they kill you and release your soul to the metallics
Gray, [07.05.17 21:15]
NICE
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:15]
there's probably some empires that're like "yeah no we all advise the new kings, he's got an honor "guard" of like 15 prior kings"
Gray, [07.05.17 21:16]
tbqh thats p badass thoh
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:16]
and then some that have a bloody line of single kings
Gray, [07.05.17 21:16]
like. conceptually i REALLY enjoy that
Gray, [07.05.17 21:16]
and tru
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:16]
plus
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:17]
then you get the advice of all of those who were beaten - and you probably had to fuck up at least a couple of them yourself
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:17]
and they're gonna respect one another, likely have some kind of balance/order of their own
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:17]
very little infighting
Gray, [07.05.17 21:19]
tru!
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:21]
but also, consider:
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:23]
you enter the throne room of your leader, your king, the monarch of monarchs. there is some kind of a throne, it varies to every one, but across the floor - a wonderful, polished, well maintained surface - there are shapes.
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:24]
dark, at first, hard to make out, until you realize what they are, until you step next to one on your way into the true space of the throne room, flanked by two guards that look so fierce you would not want to glance at either to see any closer.
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:25]
there's a name, written out in a deep russet color. The next is blue. The third, a vibrant and yet dark green. All of them lie next to pools in various shapes; some are tagged with scrapes and scratches, some are huge and circular, and some have written poetry, sayings, or pawprints.
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:25]
They are all that remains of the former kings, their last moments and last words immortalized, carefully kept under a thin layer of sheen, to preserve them for all eternity.
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:26]
And although his claws are no longer stained, the brilliant blue that resides just to the left of his throne room has a haunting message written in the freshly-laquered blood: Good luck.
Gray, [07.05.17 21:26]
LORD
Gray, [07.05.17 21:26]
thats gonna be interesting when they run outta floor space
Gray, [07.05.17 21:26]
or if someone wants to redecorate
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:27]
probably make a new throne room, tbh
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:27]
just bc fighter chose to sit in that one, that lineage, doesn't mean they all do
Gray, [07.05.17 21:27]
fair enough
Gray, [07.05.17 21:28]
tho i feel like by that point making a new one would feel almost like desecration
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:28]
How do you make that decision, huh?
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:28]
maybe when the bloodstains start to obscure one another
Shin 🐐, [07.05.17 21:29]
can you imagine walking that room, as king, picking where you want to die?
Gray, [07.05.17 21:29]
places a reserved sign on the floor
Gray, [07.05.17 21:29]
'perfect'
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