#beareroftheblueorb

[dracoascending]

beareroftheblueorb liked your post “READIES THE FIREWORKS! RAYQUAZA’S GOING TO CRASH THIS PARTY!”

YOU’RE next, sea man! 

[gladionsgrownup]

@beareroftheblueorb liked your post:TEACH LILLIE HOW TO GET KRUNK

“I will personally spray you with water the rest of your entire life.”

[pokemonxtales-blog]

He doesn’t remember making any green humans...

[duchessofflare-blog]

“...and I thought Lysandre was weird”

[musesbymeri-a]

beareroftheblueorb replied to your post: Altaria look that way 'cause they're freakin'...

“OW”

“GOOD.”

[dnadeoxys-a]

          “I heard if you throw enough dirt on a whale, it becomes a mudcrab.”

[gladionsgrownup]

He’s going to toss Archie into a fucking volcano.

[finichosen]

beareroftheblueorb replied to your post: H've ya ever eaten a whole Magikarp?

“Dude, you are MISSIN’ OUT. They taste terrible sometimes but hoooman, nothin’ beats bein’ able to swallow th’ thing whole. Y'should try it sometime!”

“I don’t think my jaw stretches out that far.” She states simply. “Besides, I generally don’t have much appetite for meat.”

[duchessofflare-blog]

beareroftheblueorb replied to your post: unovapkmndr: “…Passionate Ghetsis is something I...

EW

“And what about you big boy?”

[hardboiledhandsome]

@beareroftheblueorb @it-will-all-be-mine

“ Hey! Hey! Yer both lunatics! “

[grandedamedekalos]

@beareroftheblueorb replied to your post: This entire community should be fucking gassed....

EAT THE NERDS, GAIN THEIR POWER

The truth of what he needed to do was right in front of his face this whole time...

[gladionsgrownup]

What kind of food does Archie even like? Does he even like chocolate and shit?

[teamrockxtgrunt-archived]

beareroftheblueorb started following teamrockxtgrunt

I saw you followed and I can’t help but feel like Cyan said Archie’s name and this was the equivalent of Archie just whipping around and looking at him.

[fairgifted]

“I mean, I could lift my Nidoking over my head if I wanted to but....please put down the deer?”

[hardboiledhandsome]

beareroftheblueorb replied to your post: Looker that Red kid just fucking tased himself...

Shhhh, let him do it. Maybe he’ll drop that Masterball of his if he does it enough.

“ Whot?! Now that’s not how yew do it. Everyone knows it involves throwing ‘em into icy waters. ”

[musesbymeri-a]

Hey uhhhhh @beareroftheblueorb you got a little something on your head.