#bee what emoji do u want for ur tag

[huellitaa]

do you have any tips for starting a blog like yours? i love love love your vibe and what youve done with the place but idk how to go about it myself ! your account is just so nicely curated , i hope this makes sense !!

AJSKFKGJSJS YES I DO AND THANK YOU !!!! 🩷🫶🏻💗 OKAY SO. my blog has actually been super messy up until the past month or two since i only started in january and had NO idea what i was doing, so it took a little trial and error before i properly settled on something. what i'd suggest if you want to start a girly blog!:

🧁💬 bee's guide to girlblogging!

🎀𓂃 ࣪˖ go online and search for cute symbols first and foremost!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pick out all ur favs and dump them down somewhere. on ALL the cute girly blogs these are always a staple! some of my favs i use lots, on tumblr and outside of it:

♡ ──★ ˙ ̟🎀

♡ ୨𖹭୧

♡ 🎀 . ݁₊ ⊹

♡ ㅤ۫ ㅤ۪ㅤ۫ 🐰 🧁 🎀 ㅤ

♡ 🐧💬𓂃 ࣪˖

♡ 🎀🧁 ྀི𓂃 ࣪˖

♡ 𝒟♡⃝ll..𓈒ིུ❤︎

🧁𓂃 ࣪˖ make a pinterest board. obviously. for all the cute pretty images you wanna include in ur blog. dividers, gifs, pics, inspo, anything you'd like! ♡ this helps w curation and cohesiveness since you have your own personal aesthetic that runs throughout your blog!

🎀𓂃 ࣪˖ i recommend if ur gonna make girly / advice posts to use notion, notes app, a journal, any sort of media where u can plan (digital or otherwise) and track everything there. this is where i personally keep my symbols, tags, post ideas, posts stored for later, and so on ♡ this just helps to keep everything neat and tidy and in check so it doesnt get super messy and u dont get overwhelmed <3

🐧𓂃 ࣪˖ ok get ur notion page or notebook or whatever ur using to plan in and pick out ur fav things about all ur fav girly blogs. use theirs as inspiration and figure out which features of theirs you want in yours and make them ur own. use inspo from already existing girly blogs or blogs you like and use this to create ur own individual style / aes and get a better feel for how u want ur own blog to look! ♡

-> (🗒🎀𓂃 ࣪˖ note: please do not copy from other's blogs or use things they made without credits, or try and pass it off as ur own. inspiration not plagiarism people!!!!!!!! ♡)

🧁𓂃 ࣪˖ experiment!!!!!!!!!!!!! like i said earlier i have literally only just managed to create cohesiveness in my blog through countless amounts of trial and error. experiment and go through some trial and error and see what u like best, don't be afraid to change it often and see what ur favs end up being. that way you can get more of a feel for what you like and how you want your blog to look!

🎀 𓂃 ࣪˖ if ur gonna make girly / advice posts then i'd suggest to create a defining structure or layout for said posts. if you look at majority of my posts, they all have pretty similar layouts. this is gonna be kind of like ur signature and it helps people recognise ur specific style. you can note this structure down in whatever ur using to plan and manage ur blog, or just keep a mental note of it ♡

💬𓂃 ࣪˖ one of my fav things regarding post structures is make use of the symbols u picked out earlier and give them specific uses! this sounds kind of weird but i will give a demonstration of what i do w this tip:

♡ ──★ ˙ ̟🎀 : for headings or subheadings

♡ 🧁𓂃 ࣪˖ : main points and notes

♡ 🗒🎀𓂃 ࣪˖ : for any extra tips, edits or thoughts within one point!

♡ ──★ ˙ ̟🎀 !! notice !!: for any content warnings, announcements or things i may have to say that are important to the post!

♡ ୨𖹭୧: used at all the ends of my tags bcuz its pretty and cute! (plus i dont wanna change it)

♡ all my love 💬🎀🫶🏻💗: the little signature i use at all the ends of my posts!

♡ 🧁🎀💬🐧✨️💭🐰🎧🧸👛📌📎🗒: just a bunch of emojis i use often to make things prettier! ♡

🧁𓂃 ࣪˖ create a defining theme / aesthetic. please don't feel limited to just pink and girly, but if you want that then thats perfect too! i think i have a v specific genre of girlblog and after changing and tweaking and altering it for some time now i'm vv happy with it ♡ if you follow the rest of these tips you'll probably have attained some sort of individual blog aesthetic already, but this is just to remember ♡

-> (🗒🎀𓂃 ࣪˖ note: one thing i like to do for this is have a specific divider(s)! i'll add the one i use all the time at the end of this post ♡)

💬𓂃 ࣪˖ i think this basically just adds on from my previous point but try ur best to be original in ur posts. make ur own style, make ur own aesthetic, make ur own post ideas no matter how out there they might seem, do things out of the box and whenever you like! i have created a few things like this (i.e. bee's record player, a monthly music magazine basically, and the princess project which i used for the first 50 days of the summer!) and they're such a cute way to just add some flair and originality to ur blog! ♡ be spontaneous and random and silly and change things up. girly blogs should be fun! ♡

i don't think i can think of anything else for now, but thank you for coming to me 😭💗 i hope this helps u and tag me when you start!!!!! i'd love to see ♡ mutuals when??? 🫶🏻

all my love 💬🎀🫶🏻💗

also here's the divider

i also use this for my announcement posts! pretty girls dont gatekeep so here u go

andd i also use this on all my intro / blog navigation posts! ♡

(none of these dividers are mine, i just use them bcuz they're super pretty and me! all credits go to original creators obviously ♡)

[succubusphan]

Two Man Team - Chapter 1

Summary: This is the story of two struggling friends who after many trials and tribulations find their way back to each other and build the life they've always dreamed of.

Or how Phil changed his life by talking to random strangers on the internet.

Rating: E

Tags/warnings: Friends to lovers, Friends with benefits, mental health issues (mainly anxiety), Slow burn, Dan is a psych student. Canon divergence (the timeline is altered and some things never happened), Slutty Phil, Angst with a happy ending. The fic spans many years.

Author's Note: Written for the OSPBB 2023 @oldschoolpbb. Thank you @effingmeteors for being my life saviour and beta as usual and to my artist Lin @anironsidh.

Edits and the art will be added at some point, we are busy bees.

POSTING EVERY DAY UNTIL IT'S COMPLETED.

Total Word Count: 75k ish

Read on Ao3

CHAPTER 1: Somebody to Love

June 2005

Phil threw himself onto his bed and looked around at his neon green walls and carpet thinking how little time he had left in his childhood bedroom. He had one last summer in his hometown before uprooting his entire life and moving to York for uni. It was weird, in a way, to be in this sort of limbo where his basic education was over; he no longer felt like a child but didn’t feel like an adult either. It could be because he didn’t feel like he was fully himself, not to anyone he knew - not even his friends.

Could he really call them his friends if they didn’t know who he truly was, if he couldn’t share his attraction to boys like the others shared their crushes on girls and their flings? Maybe it wasn’t fair to think of them as near strangers, it was not their fault that he didn’t feel ready to talk about it. They had all been there for him his entire childhood and he still wasn’t ready. That was on him.

On the other hand, York presented him with a new opportunity, a chance to live his true life and finally get a boyfriend. That’s all he wanted, just - someone to cuddle with. Ok, also other stuff, but he wanted a proper boyfriend. It didn’t hurt to start looking now though.

Phil sat up and reached for his laptop, lifting the screen and connecting to the internet. He clicked on the Explorer icon and waited for everything to load for a few minutes. He logged into a random Yahoo chat room as per usual and greeted the 60 strangers chatting and sending emojis in the hopes of catching someone’s attention.

Snowdude: Hi. Anyone around 18? ;)

A private window popped up immediately.

DanTheMan: hi snowdude XD i’m dan

Snowdude: Hi. als?

DanTheMan: 16/m/reading. u?

Phil hesitated for a moment. It wasn’t often that dudes messaged him. Still, “Dan” was too young and still in school. Well, he didn’t have anything better to do than speak to him.

Snowdude: 18 m York. Are you in school?

DanTheMan: yeah just the A lvls to go. What’s ur favourrtie game?

Phil’s eyebrows shot up at the typo and he snorted. 

Snowdude: Final Fantasy 7 is ace.

DanTheMan: ace XD favourite show?

Snowdude: Buffy obviously. What is this, an interview? What’s your favourite subject in school?

DanTheMan: ouch, geography and psych and theatre.

Snowdude: hate geo, you act?

DanTheMan: don’t laugh. i always have but i’m cool.

Snowdude: nothing wrong with it. I’m a terrible actor. 

Looking at his ceiling, Phil felt bad for making Dan feel insecure by bringing up school, pointedly marking their age difference. He knew what it was like to be looked down upon by the older kids. He quickly typed another message.

Snowdude: I signed up to art because I thought it would be easy and almost failed. Seems like i suck at art.

DanTheMan: ROFL. ur weird.

DanTheMan: let’s be friends.

Snowdude: Lesbifriends

DanTheMan: forget it lol. I regret asking.

Snowdude: noooooooooooo 

DanTheMan: i have to go my mums calling. add me on msn i’m danosaurXD@hotmail.com.uk

Snowdude: Rawr xD. ACe. Good luck with homework

DanTheMan: fuckoff with your capitalistion and good grammra ttyl

And just like that, Dan exited their chat. Phil smiled and logged into MSN, hesitating only for a second before adding his new friend.

Ian opened their conversation with a buzz as per usual and invited him over to play games with the girls. He hesitated, but another notification popped up and it brought a smile to his face.

GoThic chiK (Anja): coming or not phL?

Phil rolled his eyes, at least Anja would be there and even if he didn’t like girls like that, Anja was always cool. She was like a girl, but also not. Well, she was a girl of course, but she felt like a guy, but not - like him. He didn’t fit in as the kind of man his dad wanted to see in his son and Anja didn’t impress her mother either. Maybe they were losers but they still had each other.

Phil Strikr: omw Annie tell Ian

GoTik chiK (Anja): told you to stop butcherin ma name.

Phil laughed and sent her a buzz before logging out and getting into his favourite blue jeans and a green T-shirt.

--

The night went by in a breeze, with loads of pizza, drinking and a few rounds of TEG that ended in disaster. He mostly enjoyed it until the topic of dating came up yet again. All the guys had some sort of girlfriend or arrangement and Phil had barely anything to show for. For the umpteenth time, Phil considered coming out to them but he could never bring himself to do it. Maybe one of these days when he was drunk enough.

“Phil, Phil!” Someone said.

Anja snapped her fingers in front of his eyes, startling him and causing him to drop the dice he had been shaking for who knows how long. “Mate, what is it with you today?”

“Uh, nothing. I was just thinking about Buffy,” he said.

Anja gave him a look that let him know she was not buying it, but the rest rolled their eyes and continued with their conversation. For a moment Phil thought he was off the hook but Ian looked at him expectantly.

“What?” Phil asked.

Ian sighed heavily. “Sandra asked about you again, mate. When are you going to ask her out?”

Phil tried not to look like a deer caught in the headlights. “I think it would be weird to date your cousin, we are like brothers at this point.”

Ian snorted and shook his head. “We are like brothers but not actually. It’s not like incest or anything.”

“Ew, don’t say that,” Phil said, paling at the thought of Sandra and her wandering hands. He was not going to repeat the mistake of asking her out. One sloppy kiss was more than enough.

Richard, Noah and Keith laughed at the face he pulled but Ian merely smiled at him.

“Oi! Phil is mine, let him be,” Anja said, shuffling closer to him and resting her hand on his thigh.

Phil’s eyes widened but she gave him a small wink before looking back at their friends.

“What? Are you his girlfriend now?” asked Richard with a frown.

“Yeah,” she said, looking uncomfortable at the question. Anja didn’t like Richard like that, she loved him as a friend, but he had a huge crush on her and he was terrible at hiding it. Phil didn’t need to read her mind to know she didn’t want to break his heart or risk their friendship but it was bound to happen eventually.

Wrapping his arm around Anja’s waist loosely, he set his head on her shoulder. “Tell Sandra I’m taken,” Phil said and Anja relaxed against him, letting her head gently rest on his.

Richard looked disappointed but didn’t press the issue any further.

Eventually, the board games stopped being fun and the alcohol ran out so they declared the party over. As soon as Phil said goodbye and stood from his spot Anja followed him, making the others laugh and howl at them, half whispering about what they were going to do in Phil’s bedroom.

Once they were out, Phil turned to look at her. “Do you want me to walk you home?” He asked, hopefully.

“Nah, I was expecting to crash in your bed.” She began the walk back home and Phil followed her.

“What?” Phil squeaked.

Anja laughed and turned towards him, but her eyes looked a bit misty. “Don’t be daft, it’s not that.” She poked him gently, looking into his eyes. “I just feel sad and I don’t wanna be alone right now. I know I can trust you like that.” 

“Alright,” Phil said, still walking at her side. “Do you want to talk about it? What happened?”

Anja looked away from him, her eyes focusing on the moon for a moment as she spoke. “I was dating someone but they are not sure about it anymore and it sucks.”

Phil stopped walking and pulled her into a hug. “An- you know you can tell me anything, come stay with me too.”

“I know.” She returned the hug tightly only for a moment before stepping back. “Come on!” She said, grabbing his hand and pulling him along. “Kath will be fuming if we are not there before midnight.”

He snorted and laced their fingers together. “I’ll tell my mum you call her Kath behind her back one day, you know?”

“Meh,” Anja shrugged. “She loves me. I’ll live.”

They stayed silent for most of the 20 minute walk home and had to sneak in, but soon enough they were in his room. Phil gave Anja a big T-shirt and a pair of joggers and slipped into his own pyjamas while she changed in the bathroom. 

Five minutes later they were looking up at the ceiling as they lay under the covers in the small bed.

“Hey, Phil?”

“Yeah?”

“Do you think Richard will get over his crush eventually?”

Phil turned on his side to look at her. “Probably, he has gotten over the others.”

She nodded. “Are you seeing anyone that you haven’t told us about?” she asked in a drastic change of topic.

Phil sputtered. “As if anyone would be interested.”

“You have pretty eyes and perfect eyebrows. I wish I had your eyebrows,” Anja said. “You should dye your hair black though, it would make your eyes pop.”

“I don’t know… Would you do it for me?”

“Of course, ginge,” She laughed.

“I’m not a ginger!” Phil whined.

“Course not.” She poked at his stomach. “Good night.”

“Good night, An,” he said and shut his eyes, letting sleep claim him.

---

It was a weird summer. Anja remained sad for the majority of it but refused to talk about her boyfriend, choosing to focus on giving Phil an extreme makeover instead. She dyed his hair black, took him to the mall to pick up black skinny jeans and to the stylist that had given her her emo haircut to tame his mane.

By the end of it, Phil had perfected a nice image for his MySpace page. He had even ventured into eyeliner for some pictures when he’d gotten bored waiting for Anja to get ready for a party. He’d enjoyed the results and even Ian and the guys said it looked cool on him. Even Dan thought he looked really cool when he saw the pics.

He got to talk to Dan quite a few times as well before going off to uni and caught up with life. It was amazing to learn that they were actually super compatible, liking many of the same games, music and shows. The best part was that Dan said there was a chance he would go to York like him so they could hang out and Phil liked the sound of that, even if Dan was still a full year away from it. Dan was honestly super cool and Phil really had come to consider him a friend in the last few months so it would be super fun to have someone close to hang out and play games with. It sounded like a great plan.

Daydreaming about their potential meet-up was a nice distraction from Dan’s home life, which seemed to be in constant turmoil as Phil came to find over time. There was a reason Dan barely mentioned his younger brother and he had vaguely complained about his father’s rage issues, so Phil always let Dan talk first, and let whatever was troubling him be aired so that he could offer his support or advice if it was needed. Phil also shared some of his issues and insecurities, but his problems were not nearly as bad as Dan’s so he tried to keep things on the positive side and help Dan out.

But Phil wasn’t expecting to catch Dan in a lie only weeks later. As it turned out, Dan had never been 16, he was a 14 year old kid. It was a silly lie, but it still hurt Phil, so he asked Dan to never lie to him again. Dan was very apologetic and begged him not to break their friendship, which Phil had briefly considered, but decided against, especially because of the kind of bullying Dan suffered at school on the regular. After the initial shock had worn off, Phil reassured him that they could be friends, even if they would have to be long distance.

Dan deserved to have supportive friends. He needed someone to be there for him and Phil knew he could be that someone. At an appropriate distance, of course.

It was a bit of a rough patch between them, but after they had resolved the issue, life went on as usual. Phil dived head first into his uni life and there were so many changes. He moved into the dorm and met new people at uni, but sadly, he wasn’t able to stay in touch with his friends back home as much as he’d have liked due to his schedule. In a way, he had inadvertently severed most contact with his life back home, but no matter how much things changed, some stayed the same: his lack of a love life and being trapped in the closet.

He decided that it was time to take his life by the horns and that marked the beginning of a new chapter for him, an exploring phase of sorts. After some consideration, he opened a profile on a dating website, hoping to find a nice guy he could date. His new look did seem to help a lot, but his popularity applied mostly to MySpace. The dating scene seemed a bit dry, or maybe he was just too awkward. There weren't a bunch of messages flooding his inbox by any means.

To be honest, he was starting to get really discouraged, thinking he would never meet someone, but his luck finally changed on a mighty weekend when in a hidden corner of a pub, he got his first taste of freedom. He was blonde and tall and three years older than Phil and his lips were on Phil’s, quickly taking him to heaven, making his blood rush south and his stomach tingle. His hands were inside Phil’s T-shirt and struggling with his jeans’ zipper in less than five minutes. It wasn’t too rough or something that Phil didn’t want, but the speed of it all scared him a bit. It was too much too soon and he wasn’t ready even though he wanted to be, so he took a step back and apologised.

“I’m sorry,” he said, still trying to catch his breath. “Listen, I’m not out yet, not even to my friends back home, my new uni friends or my roommates.”

The guy nodded and smiled at him. “That’s alright,” he said. “Could I get your phone number? Maybe we can meet up some other time.”

Phil nodded and saved it in the other’s phone, but he was not going to trick himself into thinking he was going to get a text. His chances were slim.

They parted ways with a quick kiss, which surprised Phil. He let out a deep sigh as he watched the blonde disappear into the crowd and surveyed the pub in search of his friends. 

Towering over most people did come in handy and allowed him to locate his roommates in under a minute. Phil tried to put on a brave smile as he made his way to them and accepted a beer, taking a zip and groaning at the bitter taste. It was performative and he knew it, but he didn’t know what else to do, so he followed along with what everyone was doing. He got drunk - and even made out with a girl briefly just out of boredom. 

He felt nothing, nothing at all, but his roommates cheered him on and the girl seemed happy enough. 

That made one of them.

--

Once back in his room, Phil put his phone to charge and turned it on. There were a few missed calls and texts from Dan, asking if he was free to talk. Phil got a bad feeling about it and tried to call him but Dan didn’t pick up. Maybe it was too late and he had fallen asleep. Biting the inside of his cheek, Phil hesitated before sending a text.

“I’m sorry I missed your calls, I was out until just now and my phone had died X.x . I’m free to talk in the morning!”

Phil lay in bed for what seemed like forever, the room spinning a bit around him, as he thought about the blonde guy, the boring night, the girl he kissed - and Dan. He wished he would have stayed home and talked to Dan, maybe played some games, or talked about school. It was sad that he got along better with a 14 year old than his own friends. What did that say about him? He fell into a fitful night of sleep just as the sun rose above the clouds.

The talk with Dan didn’t come the next day, or the following one. In fact, Dan stopped replying entirely for over a week and Phil’s stomach was twisted into knots. Over twenty messages unanswered could only mean bad news, right?

The following weekend, Phil sent yet another text: “Please, Dan. Just let me know that you are ok.”

Ten minutes later, his phone finally vibrated. “im ok. stop.”

Phil’s eyes welled up with tears. “I’m so sorry, Dan. I’ve been worried about you. I went out and had so many calls and missed texts, I thought something had happened and you needed to talk. It’s ok if you don’t want to, I just didn’t want you to think that I didn’t care. Sorry I missed your call.”

His screen lit up with a call immediately and Dan’s raspy voice greeted him on the other side. “Hey, sorry. I didn’t mean to scare you.”

“It’s ok,” Phil said, trying to calm himself down, rubbing his eyes with the back of his hand. He swallowed thick and attempted a small smile, even if Dan could not see it. “What did you want to talk about?”

Dan was silent for a moment, but then he let out a tired sigh. “Nothing much, it’s fine.”

“You can tell me, you know you can,” Phil said with a frown.

“Last weekend I went to the mall and I had some problems with the usual shitheads…” he trailed off.

“Did they throw rocks at you again?”

“Yeah, but I didn’t care. And on Monday -” Dan paused.

“What happened on Monday?” Phil asked, frowning at the pain he could hear in Dan’s voice.

“One of the idiots grabbed me by the neck and slapped me for like 5 minutes,” Dan mumbled. “And I know what you’re going to say, one of the teachers saw and did nothing. He even laughed.”

“Dan,” Phil said, his heart breaking for his friend. “I’m so sorry, you don’t deserve any of that. I wish I could be there to help you.”

“It’s fine,” Dan said in a monotone voice. “I didn’t react, I didn’t want to give them that satisfaction.”

“It takes a lot of courage not to fight back. You were very brave.”

“I wouldn’t say that,” Dan muttered. “Almost gave them another satisfaction.”

“What do you mean?”

“I’m so tired sometimes, you know? Just so tired.” Then, Dan cleared his throat. “Anyway, I’ve been staying with my grandma since Tuesday, so I’m ok.”

Phil had to clear his throat too, trying not to get choked up by what Dan was implying. “You have to get good grades so you can get into uni and we can hang out, ok?”

Dan snorted. “As if you would hang out with me. You’re cool and I’m just a 14 year old loser.”

“You’re not a loser. You’re kind, and funny, and one of the coolest people I know. I know that one day you will be a great guy. Maybe you’ll be a famous actor, like you’ve always wanted.”

“Yeah… maybe,” Dan said. “Wanna play Mario Kart later? I have homework.”

Phil looked at the time, it was already late, but a few races wouldn’t hurt. “Sure. Text me when you’re done.”

“Thanks, Phil,” Dan said and Phil could picture a little smile on his face.

“No problem. See you later.”

“Yeah. Hey, can I follow your MySpace?” Dan asked.

“You can follow me anywhere,” Phil said. “We are friends.”

“Yeah, ok,” Dan snorted. “See you later, Philly.”

Phil rolled his eyes and hung up the phone.

Letting out a deep sigh, he decided to do the “adult thing” and study a little more for the exam he had the following morning so that he could join Dan online later. It was not a lot, but he felt better now that Dan knew Phil was on his side and he cared.

That night, Phil stayed on his DS until 4, but he managed to get a passing grade on the exam anyway. He rewarded himself with a 10 hour nap afterwards.

--

All through his first term at uni, Phil tried his best to keep in touch with Dan, but with his tight study schedule, the weekends pretending to be straight and attempting to not stress himself half to death with his new chaotic life, it was getting increasingly difficult.

Before long, Phil had to make a drastic choice. Something needed to change and he knew exactly what was the worst stressor for him: his straight-sex-maniac persona. And so it was decided. 

He invited his four roommates to their very limited common space and paced in the square foot of floor he had available to himself waving his hands around without uttering a word until one of the guys asked if he was ok. 

No, Phil was not ok at all, he was nearly crawling up the wall, so instead of giving a carefully planned and rehearsed speech, he stopped short of the wall, turned around and said: “I lied… I am not super experienced, I don’t have a lot of sex experience. In fact, I have zero experience, because… because I’m gay. I’m sorry that I lied, I just wanted you guys to like me, you are all so cool. I wanted to be your friend. I didn’t mean for it to get so out of hand. I-”

Peter got up from the armrest of the sofa, causing Phil to take a step back just in case, and gave him a hard pat on the shoulder. “It’s ok. We are all figuring things out,” he said. “Also, Sarah will be happy to know that you are not disgusted by her presence, you’re just thick as all fuck and gay. Right, Sarah?”

“You like me?” Phil squeaked, turning towards the popular blonde girl. She was super nice and also pretty, but she was still not a guy, so there was not even a chance.

“I do. I did, but it’s ok. We can be friends,” she said with a smile.

“We can?” Phil croaked.

Sarah nodded. “You’re a good guy, Phil. Why wouldn’t I want to be your friend? And the fact that you are not opposed to a little makeup also plays in your favour.”

Peter clapped once and rushed to the fridge. He got the Malibu out of the freezer, messily pouring the alcohol into various glasses and mugs and other liquid-holding implements before turning around to face the group and raising his glass. “To Phil, the gayest emo York has ever seen - and a good friend too!” He downed his drink without waiting for anyone else.

Sarah walked over to the kitchenette and grabbed a shot glass, raising it towards Phil with an encouraging smile. “Cheers,” she said and downed her drink. She then passed a repurposed laundry detergent cap full of Malibu to Phil. 

“Thank you,” he said, hoping that his eyes could convey the gratitude he felt. “Cheers,” he said and drank the entire thing.

Jimmy and Callan, who had been quiet until now, stood from the sofa and grabbed a mug each, raising them to Phil. 

“To Phil, the gay emo,” said Callan with a smirk.

“We can still be friends even if you’re gay and your willy is bigger than all of ours,” Jimmy said with a nod and necked his drink.

Phil laughed. “Stop talking about my dick, Jimmy. You saw nothing!”

“I will when it stops looking back at me every time you sit,” Jimmy cackled. 

Phil threw the laundry detergent cap at his head, hitting the target and causing the group to laugh.  Hours later, he crawled into his tiny bed and felt the effects of all the alcohol he had consumed rock him gently, like the waves in the sea. He let out a sigh of relief, a smile appearing on his lips as he remembered how the night had started. His coming out had been awkward but still a success. Now he could truly be himself, at least in York, and he couldn’t wait until he was able to live his life fully everywhere.

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

ari!! i come here with a jar of honey 🍯 for no reason other than i find the emoji so cute 🥺 but i also have a little note for you!!! 💌

oh i am so thankful for you ari 🥺 you deserve all the love and praise i swear!!!! am so grateful that you're here, sharing your beautiful writings 🥺 they always feel like movie scenes to me and that's so !! amazing !! and the way !!! our characterisations agree each time 🥹 i swear it feels like braincells uniting everytime sdbfashfb you are also just the sweetest person ever?!?!? i am so thankful we are friends 🥺 you're always so supportive, replying to all my posts and everything!! your enthusiasm for things is infectious and i am always in awe at how you churn out banger fic after banger fic 🥺 truly!! u are so special ari!!

since this is gratitude themed, i also want to ask you!! what’s something you’re thankful for right now? 🥹 i hope this weekend is wonderful to you!! 🫶🏻

sel u r . the sweetest ever? on planet earth? im literally a pile of mush rn (here is a lil bee in return for the honey!! i think its so cute. hes munching on a flower 🌸🐝)

sel!!! T_T im always so in awe of how warm and kind you are!!!!!!! and how sweet you are to everyone you talk to!! you always take time to check in w ur moots and to thank everyone who comments on ur fics etc etc and its just. so heartwarming to see ;w;

we havent been moots for v long but its so so obvious what a genuine and warm presence u have <3 ur like a lil ray of sunshine!! ur fics r always so soft and lovely and they brighten my day everytime they cross my dash <3 n i can always trust u to get me on gojo and any of our other mutual blorbos … :’3 i rly do agree that we share braincells when it comes to jjk pshdjdj. ur gojo and gumi will never not be loved by me <33

all this just to say i appreciate u sm, thank u for this adorable note !! ill be keeping it close to my heart <33 T_T ily always!! 

…. BUT TO ANSWER UR QUESTION PSHDJDJ…. recently ive been writing a lot so im super thankful to everyone who interacts w my fics!!! (u included ofc <3 i still read ur tags on my gojo fics when i need a lil extra kick of serotonin!!) it gives me sm motivation to write and i feel like im so lucky w interactions on this blog!!! :’3 so im super duper grateful to anyone who reads my silly lil fics n even goes out of their way to let me know they enjoyed it :’’3 i think theyre the sweetest ever n i would lay down my life for themmm

im also currently extremely thankful to the mappa animators for feeding us every week <3 the recent ep hurt sm to watch but it was just. SO good. i rly hope they get the break they deserve!!! 

[hueningkai]

omg this is so exciting! i've been watching grumps since danny joined so of course i got into nsp and starbomb too, though i havent listened to either in a while. but fave starbomb song is luigi's ballad and fave nsp are peppermint creams, if we were gay, attitude city... there's too many to list honestly. were you as hyped as i was when danny and ashley got married? so happy for them

!!!! same!! i also adore skyhill and i'm excited they're working on an album again together :') you have taste mwah <333 honestly ur right there are SO many to choose from, i'd agree with peppermint creams as one of my faves, and to name a few more i'd say 6969, danny don't you know and the decision. SOB yes!! they're such a great pair and ashley and is so lovely + talented... i'm v happy for them <3

[shingia]

game time !!!!! what animal would u liken ur mutuals to, and why ?? =D

yayyy omg i’m rly late but uh- i’m here now and it’s all that matters, right?? :o

disclaimer : my explanations are shit </3 also, IM SO SORRY IF I FORGOT ANYONE 😞

@catwithangerissues i mean yeah, a cat would do... but hear me out : a chihuahua. bc ur tiny, u bark and i want to keep u in my bag <3

@xomiya ok i associate you with the color blue (u already knew that<3) so i looked up « blue animals » on google and I FOUND THE PERFECT ONE : SPLENDID FAIRYWEN. it’s so freaking cute i cant

@tetsurouandushigirl red panda. because seeing you always makes me smile shawty *bites lip*

@shoyotime REVENGE TIME : MACROPINNA MICROSTOMA. (nah but you feed me with so many sunalma headcanons that i cant be mean to you fr :(( so uh- i associate you with dwarf lop rabbits instead <3)

@matsunshine for some reason: a dolphin? probably because i know you live near the beach :o

@livy384 a dumbo octopus (like pearl in finding nemo) because ughhh they’re just so cute <33

@saoirseleur *going w my second choice here bc i luv u bae* definitely a koala, something about them spending their days on trees makes me think about that time you told me you’d climb on me bc i’m so tall :o

@smolmo A PANTHER BUT LIKE- BAGHEERA TYPE OF PANTHER?? a nice one that’s what i’m trying to say

@catchmewiddershins an owl. aaallll the wayyy (probably because of your emoji for your tag) and specifically a spotted owl <3

@u-make-my-heart-tsumtsum a bee but specifically the queen bee :o (again, no explanation it’s just a vibe💀)

@kohi-zeri ok i'm not sure i have an explanation for this but... a flamingo?? maybe bc your url obviously reminds me of saiki so~ pink hair = pink animal?? yeah idk 😭

@kelsuuki i mean- i’m sure you know why but def a golden retriever <33 loyal and adorable MWAH

@atsuangel girl,, a LEOPARD. it was either that or a tiger- but definitely something fierce af (thank me later :o)

@mimaki a seahorse bc this mamma mia thing we got going on has me associating you with the beach now

@maitenight un coq lol vive la france 🤪 non en vrai je repense à notre conversation donc... un panda :)

@tsukkisfatsimp a raccoon o_o pls don’t ask why because i don’t even know :’))

@megumei ok i mean that in the nicest way possible: an alpaca (let’s pretend u didn’t see my typo before i corrected it) and a very fluffy one <3

[scullymurphy]

Distance Makes the Heart Emoji Grow Stronger

Written as part of a Terrible Tropes drunk drabble with @grangerdangerfics​ @provocative-envy​​ and @pacific-rimbaud​​  

Pairing: Lavender Brown x Charlie Weasley

Rated: G 

571 words, countless emojis

Terrible Trope: Long Distance Relationship! 

Tags/Summary: Told entirely in texts. Lav is bored. Charlie is a Lepidopterist.

August 3rd

9:41 am LavenderRose79: Babe

9:42 am LavenderRose79: Babe?

9:43am LavenderRose79: Babe...

9:44am LavenderRose79: Okayyyyy. u must be busy with the 🦋🦋

10:01am LavenderRose79: My boss is such a dick. He fucking 🚩🚩 YELLED 🚩🚩 at me for being a little bit late. Like whatever, no one’s coming in to a funeral parlor at 9 in the morning or even 9:30. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 

10:05am LavenderRose79: Im bored. 

10:06 LavenderRose79: What are u doing? 

10:07am LavenderRose79: OMG I can’t wait to come visit you!!! 48 days, 10 hours some minutes! I am so excited for Palawaaaannnnn baby! Can we get a glass floor hotel room?

12:01pm LavenderRose79: Lunch yay! 🥪 I’m getting my acrylic touched up 💅🏿 so if I don’t respond for a few minutes that’s why! LOVE U 💖💖 KISSESSS. 💋 MiSS U! 

1:01pm LavenderRose79: I’m like so bored. 🥱🥱  Working sux. 😤 🤮

1:03pm LavenderRose79: So if u had to rank all the colors in the 🌈 what would u put? Mine would be purple blue yellow red orange and (ew) gr...

1:07pm LavenderRose79: Omfg this guy just fucking got in my face. It’s not disrespectful to want to finish ur text, god. Wish u were here to kick his azz for me.

1:08pm LavenderRose79: People are supposed to be sad at funeral parlors, not dicks!! 

2:10pm LavenderRose79: I hate working here. Dead people yuck! 👻🧟‍♀️ I’m gonna apply at Applebees I think. Parvati told me the tips are so good. Would be so much moar fun 2 study butterflys like uuuuu. 

2:55pm LavenderRose79: Whats ur fave 🦋? I know u told me but i forgot.

3:07pm LavenderRose79: I love how strong u are.💪💪💪 When i see u will u bench press me again?

3:42pm LavenderRose79: Ugh i think i just snagged another nail. Fuck. 

4:16pm LavenderRose79: Bored bored bored bored. 😾😾 Filing sux. What do u do with the Mc’s? That’s not even in the alphabet. 

4:18pm LavenderRose79: The girl who works here. The daughter of the owner. is. so. weird. 👽 Someone needs to inform her about tanning beds. 

4:47pm LavenderRose79: Would u ever go on a hot air balloon? I wouldn’t too scarrryyyyy

4:55pm LavenderRose79: Yessss time to go home. Meeting Parvati at the bee for an appletini. 🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸She gets the emp discount and it’s 2-4-1 ladies night! 🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸So if i’m slow to respond thats whyyyyyyyy. Don’t worry I will never look at another guy but U evn if he’s hot. 🤭

5:01pm LavenderRose79: Omg i feel bad for even writing that last text. Forget u saw it. I love u and I would never disrespect u!!! 😭😭😭🤟🤟🤟

7:09pm LavenderRose79: Babe

8:15pm LavenderRose79: Babe ihave to tell u this joke parvati said. Omg im dying.

9:03pm LavenderRose79: Babe i lovu

10:01pm LavenderRose79: Oof probably should not have had 5. Fell over. That’s gonna bruise. Gnight! Liv u. 💜💙💛❤️🧡💚 grn still fug ew!

August 4th

11:00pm ChaztheButterflyGuy72: Hey babe! 

11:01pm ChaztheButterflyGuy72: Remember what I told u about the timezone! 15 hours ahead! U gotta text later at night!

11:03pm ChaztheButterflyGuy72: Green blue orange yellow red purple

11:04pm ChaztheButterflyGuy72: Blue Morpho cuz it reminds me of ur eyes

11:05pm ChaztheButterflyGuy72: Fuck no. Air balloons. Fuck. SMDH. 

11:06pm ChaztheButterflyGuy72: Can’t wait 2 see u 2

[tylerwritez]

7:45 p.m. Sunday June 20th

Okay well... writing about the entirety of my day is gonna be. Quite the task.

Whatever. I'm dedicated to making this blog A Thing.

Today was Father's Day, so the first thing I did was get up and go downstairs. Gave my dad his presents. He made us pancakes. (I definitely ate too much today... but tommorow is monday so itll be easier to restrict)

We are, watched youtube, then we drove to Wabuman Lake. Idk,, the drive was just that: a typical car ride in which I struggle to find "car friendly" songs, aka songs that everyone will like... aka anything but metal and vocaloid... aka Radiohead, Weezer and Soda Stereo XD

When we got there, we rented a yellow paddleboat, which is this clunky plastic boat that you pedal to move, like some weird water bicycle. It was sunny, and honestly? I've always found being on the water to be calming. After that, we got ice cream (I got Blueberry Cheesecake flavour, my sister R got Cookies N Cream, and my dad got Burgundy Cherry)

I noted that there were at least 2 historical buildings there, along with... I forgot what I was gonna say. Nothing important.

Oh yeah, lots of cool old shiny cars.

We drove back. Got home, exhausted. I cleaned a bit. Idk. Didnt do much until after supper. Since we had fast food for lunch, we only ate a piece of bread and fruit smoothies for supper. We went out, I got a monster XD even tho my parents told me not to...

I got home, took a shower. While I was in the shower my dad got pissed at me for eating some of his chocolate but HE WAS SO SO SO MAD I was thinking to myself he cant be this mad over some choclate but you never know with my parents... they kinda hate me but also dont at the same time it's weird and hard to navigate.

Anwyays when I went downstairs he just. Seemed to have forgotten it ever existed and I mean, if he didnt mention it I wasn't gonna either. I did some homework then "went to sleep" aka went to my room, turned off the light, and pretended to sleep but actually talked to people online

People keep inviting me to hang out with them and I just hope my parents say yes to it all...

My friend Bee on Tuesday, Jay on Wednesday, on Saturday a group picnic...

If they say no to any of this I'll cry /hj

My talk with Jay tonight: I want to fuck him again RIGHT NOW. GET IN MY FUCKINF BED. RIGHT NOWWWW ugh. But also I noticed that since I explained one of my tone tags to him... HE USED ONE IN CONVO WITH ME. And idk. That made me so happy? I dont  know. I like how he proves consistently and constantly that he CARES about being considerate and cares about me.

That's a lot of the letter C but yeah.

And he said at some point that he missed

My body... and my shitty nerd gaming stuff and like. Omg he LIKES MY INTERESTS. I DIDNT BORE HIM TALKING ABOUT COMIC BOOKS AND VIDEO GAMES! SCORE. also he said he'd be down to cuddle without fucking which is. Great too... since I'm touchstarved and well... I call him Daddy. Nuff said.

As for Star... sometimes she just says shit that concerns me like it's nothing and I never know how to respond because I cant help her! I'm not a fucking mental health professional.

... when I told her mY shit she wasnt one either... why do I even try n help. Why dont I just tell her to go to therapy?

I'm angry at her a bit actually. She says shit like "haha just purged" and I'm like.... okay??? What do u want me to say to that.

Or like,,, I NEED TONE TAGS, OKAY??? I DO. this is mainly why I'm mad. She keeps making jokes without /j and I dont register them as jokes.... or maybe they aren't jokes at all and she just says they're jokes cos I get upset.

Sometimes instead of actually telling me how she feels, she uses this emoticon and... I dont understand what shes tryna tell me. And it keeps stressing me out. Idk. I told her look I dont understand it and she said "I'm tired of this Jude, it's a fucking emoticon" and like...

She tells me all the time no ur not overreacting dont let people tell you that you are and here she is. Telling me I'm overreacting. OUCH. THAT ACTUALLY MADE ME CRY IRL. STOP INVALIDATING MY FEELINGS PLEASE.

It actually  hurt me. Like I'm fr crying right now because. Ouch. How hard is it to just put a fucking "/j" after ur words? How hard is it to... use words and explain how u feel instead of giving me a straight faced emoticon. Its frustrating.

Also she keeps saying shit like "omg ur never horny what's wrong w u omg I'm the only one with a sex drive in this relationship how come u never initiate anything I need to fuck someone maybe *sends pic of model* maybe her" which like. A) is ignoring all the times I DID initiate stuff and B) makes me feel inadequate and like. I dont know. I'm tired of feeling like I'm not enough.

:/ I cant really be mad at her for my own brain being stupid.

Why am I so stupid? How come I never understand when people are joking? How come I have these weird things I do to feel comfortable? Why do I twitch and flap my wrists? Why is my ability to sleep restricted by the amount of weight on top of me (I need lots of weight)?

Why am I the worst person ever? I'm being 100 percent serious. My brain doesnt work! It doesnt. My emotions are too strong. They fuck everything up. I hate myself. Like, when Star said "I'm tired of this Jude, it's a fucking emoticon", I started crying. But when Jay said "I always want you to feel comfortable around me", I immediately felt such love toward him and I told him I love you... but I had to say it was as friends. Cos we have a "friends with benefits" thing going on... not even an actual relationship.

Well now I'm sad that he doesnt like me romantically but whatever. Hes too perfect and sweet anywayssss he deserves better than me.

Wait. Where does that leave me?

Alone? Again?

Alone?

ALONE????

Maybe I deserve it... but I actually genuinely cant live like that. I cant. I cant live. Without love. My parents fucked me up like that 🤪

But also I realized that I'm a lot happier in good relationships where people show me they love me and care about me and such.

FUCK JAY JUST TOLD ME HOW MUCH HE LIKES ME... even if it's just as a friendship thing.... I appreciate it so much. Hes so fucking sweet it hurts. I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM SO SO MUCH. he told me, our sex can be rough but our relationship has to be built off trust and respect... LITERALLY FUCK ME RIGHT NOW.

Update we are now officially "best friends forever" but we also kiss and fuck and cuddle okay. That's a thing. I LOVE HIM. it's okay though. I don't know I said yeah let's be bffs then I physcially cringed. It's okay though. I'll be fine. It functions as a sexy romance thing anwyays.

I love him so much. Hes the best. Fucking hell. Hes the kindest person ever.

Also can Star please stop fucking with me. She said she'd stop using the emoticon and I said "thanks" and then she used a weird emoji to react to my thanks because she wanted to "acknowledge that she read my message without liking it".... oh so you dont like it??? What??? I said "okay" and she was like "yikes, you upset?" And I said idk cos I am but whatever and she USED ANOTHER SFUPID DUCKINF EMOTICON THAT I DONT UNDERSTAND WITH THE WORD OKAY OMFG. OMFG. PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT THAT MEANDS. OH MY GODDDD. I'm angry.

Fucking hell. I just wish... whatever.

If Jay liked me ROMANTICALLY as well...  perfect life.

Whatever.

My parents have fucked me up really badly. I know so. Today I saw a comic where a kid started crying while getting yelled at and their mom HUGGED THEM. Omfg. If I cry when my parents yell at me they just yell more. The best thing I can do is stay quiet. Fucking hell. Fuck. I wish I got hugged. When I was upset.

Its 1:03 am. Fuck all this emotional turmoil I'm SLEEPING. Fuck this. FUCK MY PARENTS, FUCK STAR, FUCK MOVING AND FUCK SCHOOL. And FUCK STAR.

[janthonyashtoreth]

Another big batch of asks!

Answering a bunch of asks under the cut! Most of them are ink and flowers centric. I hope you all are doing well <3

anonymous asked: wait wait hold up Anathema works in Azra's tattoo parlour?? amazing, when i was thinking of making my own florist/tattoo artist au, i also had Anathema be Aziraphale's apprentice :D i like when these two are friends. do you have any more headcanons about Anathema in ink and flowers?

she does!! she was doing an apprenticeship under him but has since graduated to doing her own thing (but she still works at his parlor). i can’t get into the whole plot because spoilers but angels/demons and agnes nutter’s prophecies still exist in the iaf universe, but anathema isn’t her descendant. instead, anathema is a wickedly smart computer genius and her boyfriend newt is an endearing but kind of inept descendent of agnes. anathema was azra’s good friend-turned-wingwoman once anthony shows up. i love her

anonymous asked: concept: aziraphale seeing crowley presenting femininely for the first time how'd you think he'd react? in your flower shop tattoo artist au

anonymous asked: OKAY totally not asking bc i may or may not have been thinkin abt this for like. too long. but would anthony have to like, come out as genderfluid to azra/how would azra react to seeing anthony present more fem for the first time

ooo ive been thinking about this as well! i dont think anthony would necessarily have a “coming out moment”, they just kind of do what they want. if they feel like presenting fem or using different pronouns they would just. do it. and azra would just kind of roll with it. i like to think that the first time anthony presented fem she got all dressed up for date night and didn’t tell azra and azra just Stares bc,,,, wow anthony is just gorgeous like that!! azra’s dead!!!

anonymous asked: You're a cutie pie. That's it. That's the fact.

:’ ) you’re a sweety pie!!!

anonymous asked: i deadass tried for 20 minutes to make the finger heart...... how did your friend do it......

i have absolutely no idea and it hurts my brain,,,

anonymous asked: Wahoo

wahoo.....

@alligatorsnbats asked: OK, so what's Oscar's thoughts on Anthony?

oscar LOVES anthony... he’s the worlds most apathetic cat but he actively seeks anthony out when hes around. azra is only slightly salty about it

anonymous asked: Is Anthony cross eyed?

he’s not! i made him a little bit cross-eyed in my latest post on purpose bc he was flustered but i dont know if it came across very well ;;

anonymous asked: not to be *THAT* bitch who comes into your ask box and gushes over your art but i love the way you colour things and your clean line work?? mwah. i wish i could draw like you its just so lovely

bfdkjfdh im cry,,,, just keep practicing my friend!!! i promise it’ll get you where you want to go. the last couple of months have been really nice for me in my ~art journey~ because its the first time i’ve ever really liked stuff that i’ve drawn. ive been drawing for about 7-8 years and this is only just happening and it varies so much from person to person!! some people get to where they want to go in 2 years, some people take 20. just don’t stop practicing!!

anonymous asked: your human!crowley deserves infinite appreciation and the fact that he has coloboma: that right there! is! good shit! he has snake eyes,,,, but as a human. u are a genius good sir and your art is a blessing 👌👌👌

haha thank you!! i think coloboma (i know how to spell it now!!) is such an interesting condition and it’s kind of underused for human aus!!! its so dope!!!

@bolitakawaii-senpai asked: what would crowley's and azi's fav emojies from the cursed emojis??

asking the real questions out here..... i think crowley’s would be the one with all of the teeth and aziraphale’s (assuming he knows what they are in the first place) would be the really cute one with big eyes and the pink hairbow

anonymous asked: concept for the ink and flowers au: something happens to crowley (imma b honest i have no idea) and has a lowkey crisis and chops all his hair off and just. joins his pet snake and snakes around the nursery untill azra comes in seeing crowley crying and cuddling his snake and yeah idk enjoy my the weird shit my brain comes up with

jhuyhaijodfaydgsihfujoi RIP TO THE HAIR...... i love the angst potential (and i can come up with a few reasons for the angst, but i digress) but i dont think i could part with anthony’s hair,,, i love it too much

anonymous asked: I can't handle your ink and flowers Aziraphale. I can't. His hair is TOO fluffy. His face is TOO squishy. He is EXTREMELY friend shaped. His glasses and his eyes are bright like SPARKLES. Every time I see him I want to go feral and show all my friends. I would hug him without letting go of given the chance. 1000000000/10. 💜🐝

anonymous asked: I have a cat just like Oscar (big himbo) and I got him some knit hats for Christmas and he's gonna hate me but I can't wait to dress him up like a little bee so: does Azra ever give Oscar like costumes or footies just for fun? If yes, does Oscar love or hate? 💜🐝

isldakfj im grouping these two together bc im assuming ur the same person anon!! i love your signature!!

you’re correct. his hair IS too fluffy, and he IS entirely too friend shaped. he has the BRIGHTEST eyes. i cant contain my rabid love for him and it spills out into the art. i can’t help it. he gives the best hugs

SLADKFJ YES HE DOES..... IVE BEEN MEANING TO DRAW THIS FOR A HOT MINUTE,,,, as i mentioned earlier oscar is the world’s most apathetic cat so i dont think he would care that much but he’s not super happy about it

anonymous asked: Y'know what? I'm too tired so say smth clever so just know that I love you and your art is amazing 💕💕 PS: i love that you also tag them as Ineffable partners (i guess the point is to be gender neutral)

i love you as well anon,,, and yeah i like the ineffable partners tag! i find that it fits more with their relationship for some reason. though i still tag as ineffable husbands since its such a popular tag lksdfjdfknjbh

anonymous asked: Hello! Fist of all thank you for yor art, you are one of my favorite artists in this fandom and I have Feelings about the Ink and Flowers AU. Second: Don't feel pressured to post daily, we understand that life is complicated and art can be difficult sometimes. Take care! You're the best!

anon i would die for you!!! i never imagined that i would ever be one of anyone’s favorite artists,,,,, im speechless,,,,,,,,

and yeah unfortunately i dont think ill be able to post every other day once this coming semester starts :( i’ll probably have to cut back to once every 3. but there’s more ink and flowers coming at u guys so!! stay tuned for that

anonymous asked: Good omens characters having a game night?

i know this was sent in for the au prompts i asked for but. i dont think im physically capable of capturing the pure chaos that would ensue from this. holy shit it would be so feral. 

thank you to anyone who read this whole thing!! i read all of my asks as soon as i get them and i have a lot that i’ve been sitting on for a while. if you sent me something i promise i haven’t forgotten about it!! if you’ve sent something in that you were expecting a response to and i havent responded, just send it again to be safe in case tumblr ate it

i love all of you! <3

[sambusa]

what would you save your mutuals as in your phone pt2 bc I thinks it’s funny and cute

@diegohargreevesluvblog : shes currently saved as amina but i AM this close to changing it to crackhead u guys she sent me a text yesterday that reads “hey i just wanted you know that you have been a lot more and more times i know i have been a long and busy day i just wanted you know that have been busy and busy so you can come and talk with is about the rest i know i wanna is a way i can come over o your car if i have to do that you know that i wanna was the” first of all. was the WHAT??? talk with WHO?? what is HAPPENING?? i truly think that she just said hey i wanted you to know and let predictive text do the rest

@jaankookie : honeybee because her txt tag says zee right and zee reminds me of bee and honeybee is cute!!

@pcys-l : mrs. nick wilde and i will hate myself for it every single day.

@bap-bap : suspence because of the nickname spence (from criminal minds gbye clown emoji) nd suspense the word . hence suspence idk im dumb if not that then cowboy bc hes southern

@chengf : straight madness luv or if thats too long maybe . realizashun oh my god im laughing so hard while writing this like imagine fukidjhdjhbcjh it wld force me to read all ur msgs in a birtish accent im CRYING.

@sweetlystellar : on snapchat i have u saved as cy so i’d have to spice it up, but i think stargirl or angel!!

@deonggulbreaker : furry on ice yeah. shes a furry

@fandomhavenskittles : whew u would probably b sweetheart bc skittles r sweet(ie) but sweetheart sounds better than sweetie, or maybe lily pad !! bc of the bearenstein bears episode

[95woon-archive]

11 questions

more like 33 questions dlfsknbvjkldf sorry this post going to be so long 

questions by @hoejisoo: 

1. best url u have saved?

i like a lot of my urls but these are cool in my onion: fortaehyung, yoonjinsgirl, and sugasfilipina lots and lots more

2. favourite underrated kpop group and ur bias?

day6 oh my god pls stan them theyre so good and my bias is wonpil !!

3. favourite choreography?

tt by twice bc i know the whole dance dfjknbdkjf

4. least favourite song by ur ult bias group?

i honestly dont know what my least fav is for bts i havent even listened to all their songs im so fake

5. justin seagull or christian chim chim?

christian chim chim

6. if u could only say one word for the rest of ur life what would it be?

this was so hard but i would say pretty/beautiful bc it doesnt upset anyone maybe?

7. not a question but o well write a love letter to ur bias using only emojis 

👋🏽🙇🏽‍♀️ 

☺️😚🤗😘☺️ 

😞🙅🏽💏🤷🏽‍♀️⁉️ 

🙌🏽✨🌟⭐️💫🌎🌍🌏🌑🌕☀️ 

❤️💞💝💕💖💓💙💛💜❤️💗💙💝💞💕❣️💚❤️💓💘💖💓💕💕💙💝💛💖💗 😅😅😅😅

 💌 

translation:   

hello ! *me being shy*

introducing myself and giving him all the kisses 

“why arent we together it makes me sad!?”

“i would give you the whole universe”

“i love you x 1000000000000000000 *me being shy*″

love, shaina.

8. cherries or peaches?

peaches!!

9. what is ur dream job?

a singer and novelist

10. favourite accent?

english accents possibly

11. if u could live the life/enter the world of any book or tv character, who would it be?

i would live the life of lara jean in the “to all the boys ive loved before” series and specifically the boys in the book is played by yoongi, jin, and taehyung thank you 

questions by @deadboy:

1. greatest weakness?

not being able to know what my greatest weakness is 

2. what’s your favorite disney movie?

i dont really have a preference

3. do you know your blood type?

i dont and i wish 

4. best compliment you’ve ever received?

when i wasnt at school a bunch of my friends were like really confused and i wouldnt say uncomfortable but along the lines of that bc it wasnt the same without me and they kept saying i was the life of the party and i was like um okay i love you guys?

5. what cheers you up?

min yoongi 

6. do you think honesty is the best policy?

honestly no not all the time 

7. do you wear socks when you sleep?

oh my god no??? im so concerned how do you sleep with socks on

8. ever broken a bone?

no just a sprain

9. describe yourself in 5 words or less.

bubbly, agressive, creative, different, talented,,,?

10. greatest strength?

i have an open mind and could possibly get along with anyone

11. have you ever been stung by a bee?

yes it was the worst experience of my life and it happened while i was in a moving car like how did this bee get in my business???

questions by @ramen25:

1. Are you a morning or night showerer?

night showerer 

2. What are your top 3 favorite fruits?

nectarines, strawberries, and mangoes 

3. What is the one food you absolutely hate?

anything lamb is disgustin

4. What did you have for breakfast yesterday?

a breakfast burrito

5. What is your favorite Disney movie?

i dont have an opinion on this

6. Waffles of Pancakes?

waffles

7. Would you consider yourself to be a healthy person?

yikes no i dont think i am

8. What color are your bedsheets?

its like plaid with the colors red and off white

9. If you could master one skill perfectly, what would it be?

being a people person like getting along with everyone

10. Raisins– Yay or nay?

i used to when i was younger but nay now

11. CRUSHED ICE OR CUBED ICE?

cuuubed

tagging: @get7 @jiaaer @hobigrl @hoseokloved @sailorjeon @taechy @jaebumsbb @nsfwseok 

u dont have to do this !!!

11 questions for you:

1. do you believe in love at first sight?

2. do you think aliens and mermaids are real?

3. come up with a nickname for each member of your ult bias group

4. if you could invent a holiday what would it be?

5. where do you see yourself in 10 years?

6. what instrument do you play? if you dont play one what would you want to learn?

7. what is one thing you would eat for the rest of your life?

8. what is your opinion on sparkling water?

9. you have an hour to tell everything you wanted to say to your ult bias, what would you say?

10. if you had get rid of a cute animal, which one would you choose and why?

11. invent a new word and come up with a definition (whether its a noun, verb, etc. and what it means and use it in a sentence) 

[aliciavspinnet]

💫 🌻 🐝 ✨ (natalie) (lol) 💛 (okay so i was greedy & i want them all) (also ur choice of emojis made me giggle) (wtf is the middle one omg omgmgmgmg) (also pls forgive me pls for being the worst person in the world on kik) (i stg my love for you has not changed one bit i'm just The Antisocial Queen) (also i love you did i mention that?)

(natalie? rly? i never knew?)(lol it’s not like i have a tag dedicated 2 ur beautiful existence or anything)(also it’s a bee!!)(i luv bees)(and ahhhh i love u no matter what (also messaging can be stressful so plz never do it when ya don’t wanna do it))(also so sorrry this took 5eva u were literally the last one in my inbox and also i had to do it right) 

it’s all under the cut (cause i mean it’s long) 

trash aesthetic ratehumor category thing: memes / dad jokes / sarcasm / awkward pauses and rambles one of these: …wtf / *cries* / m8 / fight me a piece of kiwi slang (this is mia’s fault): chur / shot gee / yeah nah / cuzzies / GC one line of trash: when ur on a road trip with ur friends and the music is blasting really loud like super loud and ur singing to each other and the windows are down adn ur having a rocking time and the music isn’t exactly main stream it’s more like this is a fun lol (like mamma mia or something idk) and then u pull up to a traffic light and ur keeping on at it and then someone comes up next to u and they stare at u for a bit cause they r like who are these crazy people? and u don’t realise it but then one of u points it out to the others and ur all like oh my heck nooooOoo and it seems like forever until the traffic light turns green ur super embarrassed but also dying of laughter aesthetic rate water / fire / earth / wind silver / gold / rose gold / bronze merfolk / faries (well pixies but yeah) / dragons / witch or wizard stars / moon / galaxies / constellations dawn / noon / dusk / midnight natalie: fruit ciders, road trips, seeking adventure, beanies and blankets, the embodiment of the word cozy, over-sized pajama tops, tipsy giggles, secluded pieces of nature that look like pixie hollows, well worn favourite pieces of clothing, quirky doodles, tipsy giggles, the soothing warmth of the sun on your back, clowning around in public with friends (because when your with them you feel like you’re in a movie and everything is magical) compliment: w o w where do i start? natalie honestlyyyyyY ur amazing and i have said it a zillion times and i will 4eva say it over & over cause u r first off ur blog is increasingly and forever stunning honestly (i love) it’s just too damned beaut for it’s own good (so i visit it a lot)(hehe) and i just love all the effort and the unique themes and the pleasing aesthetic (and i will forever love the little emoji u have by wonderstruck)(they make me happi!!) and ur creations r OH MY heckity heckheckheck how do u hecking do it? (always makes me emit a woahhh) (sooo good) also ur always doing soemthing always interacting (how?)(it’s amazing)(i cry) and then UR personalityyyyy is honestly the bestt (i love) ur like the embodiment of soft & cozy but also with bubbly & giggly and probably the right amount of (i’m trying to think of the word - i wanna say inappropriate but not necessarily dirty just like almost morbid and cruel but not AH I CANNOT EXPLAIN)(u have the right amount of the humor i cannot explain okai ty) and basically it is my eternal dream to one day go on a road trip to a far away place and cross a bridge (u have to hold my hand cause i hate heights)(*disclaimer i would love them on a broom hence the quidditch love cause i trust that i can control it*) but we would cross this swing bridge into the fairie relm where we can live as pixies in an apartment that is super aesthetic and we make rly nice breakfast food and sometimes i shall drag u to edgy pixie punk rock concerts cause i bet u they exist and we dance away in the mosh pit Playlist for natalie:

(largely consisting of songs i love to dance around the house to)-don’t stop –> (fleetwood mac) -knee socks –> (arctic monkeys) -i guess that’s why they call it the blues –> (elton john) -rock N roll suicide –> (david bowie) -mAria –> (green day) -give me a Try –> (the wombats) -i’d do Anything for love –> (meatloaf) -mr. brightside –> (the kiLlers) -bohemIen rhapsody (duh) –> (queen) -naive –> (the kooks) E moves in her own way -dance floor anthem (i don’t wanna be in love) –> (good charlotte) -hold the line –> (toto) extras: friday i’m in love (the cure) // 1985 (bowling for soup) // year 3000 (busted) // come on eileen // (along with many other 80s songs cause i love them a lot & should make a playlist for u someday of them all)

no more please