#been thining about god and stuff

[the-bishops-cardinal]

If my art gets religious outside of Ghost and Faith fanart.

I'm currently going through some religious hermitage( I don't really know what to call it). At the moment, so just a heads up

[that-satireguy]

Hate to put this fucker on thine dash agaun but idk he just seems to prove the 'transandrobro' point so incredibly well while trying to disprove it, so lets go through this:

Question: Give me examples of people who believe in transandrophobia saying trans women are oppressors and that men have it worse than women

'Answers', left to right:

'I care about the rights of trans men, so I will jokingly reclaim people caring me to a tmra'

'I remember this person who recommended a book with 'radfem' in the title. How weird'

A pinterest post, most likely not even made by a transandrophobia poster

Person recounting shitty stuff that was objectively bigoted against trans men

Complaint about a pretty common phenomenon where people have extreme reactions specifically to trans men using the 'reblog with edits' feature the way it was intended

Someone suggesting trans women always have it worse and this being disagreed with

Me complaining about an objectively bigoted person, and pointing out that the exclusion of transmascs and nbs is bad and a thing that happens

Me again complaining about the objectively bigoted thing:

9. Trans people shouldn't just mean 'trans women' this is bad for everyone.

10. Person pointing out objectively bigoted thing

11. Description of radfems being horrible people who attack oppressed men in order to vent their anger at their oppressors.

God. This is genuinely beautiful. My suspicions have never been confirmed so incredibly fucking well. Transandrophobia-antis are genuinely just fucking morons who take the simple fact of their being systems of oppression which largely target trans men/mascs as a personal insult and equivalent to saying trans women are oppressors and privieged.

[offwithhxrhead]

Incorrect Quotes ft. the Liddell-Van Dorts

. thought i'd give this generator a go and i absolutely am so glad i did .

Alice: Hello, I'm Alice. I work at a shop now. Here to help. Look, they gave me a badge with my name on it in case I forget it. Very helpful, as that does happen.

Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Maddie* Maddie: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

Maddie, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

Victor: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t?

Alice: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

Cop: You ran a red light. Alice: So did you, hypocrite. Cop: I was following you. Alice: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver. Cop: Get out.

Victor: I've got a weapon, and I'm... admittedly VERY afraid to use it!

Alice: Remember, when burying a body, make sure to cover it with endangered plants so it’s illegal to dig up! Alice: Make sure to follow me for more gardening tips!

Victor: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

Maddie: What, I can’t be in a bad mood? It’s like people think, “Oh, Maddie is such a nice person, Maddie is so happy-go-lucky! Maddie can’t be in a bad mood!” Well, you know what? Maddie CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, Maddie IS be in a bad mood.

Alice: Social distancing says you shouldn't be within an elbow's distance of each other. *later, in a barfight* Alice: Social distancing doesn't say nothing about feet! *kicks opponent in the face*

Victor: Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices. Victor: Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.

Maddie: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?

Alice: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Maddie. Victor: You just said it again. Maddie: Alice: I am not a role model.

Alice: How long do you reckon it’ll be until Maddie finally snaps and commits murder? Victor: I’ve been going through life assuming it’s already happened at some point and it’s just that no one was ever able to trace it back to her.

Maddie: Victor, Alice, I love y’all and all, but can I ask what in the hell are you doing? Victor, trying to stabilize a tower of folding chairs that Alice is sitting atop: Oh nothing much. Alice: I love you too :)

Alice: Guys where did Maddie go? Victor: She got arrested. Alice: How the hell- Maddie: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.

Alice: Maddie, what do you have? Maddie: A KNIFE! Alice: Okay, have fu- Victor: NO!

Maddie: Would you take a bullet for me? Victor: ...yes? *Alice angrily bursts into the room* Maddie: *running away* Great, thanks!

Maddie, washing the dishes: Who the fuck used this pan?? Maddie: Wait. I the fuck used this pan… Victor: It was you the fuck. Maddie: It was I the fuck… Alice: Who cooks rice in a pan? Victor: She the fuck.

Victor: Why would anyone want to harm Maddie? Alice: Maybe because they met her?

Maddie: Mom, that’s disgusting. You’re only giving free stuff to beautiful people. Victor: Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself. Alice: Oh yeah? *gets really close to Victor* How about a muffin on the house baby? Victor, giggling: I’m pretty.

Victor: You know, it’s fine to admit you were wrong. Maddie: *Sipping their drink after accidentally adding salt* I just like the way it tastes.

Victor: If we lose, you’re out of the will. Maddie: I was in the will?

Victor: Am I right, Maddie? Maddie: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.

Alice: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you. Maddie: Being a fish. Alice: Well, shit.

Alice: What the fuck is wrong with you?? Maddie: What? No good morning? Alice: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you??

Victor: *chokes on something* Maddie: Jeez, Victor, don't die on us. Victor: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want!

Maddie: You know what I’ve realized? Alice: Some thoughts are better left unsaid? Maddie: Nice try, anyways-

Maddie: Help! I’m drowning! Victor: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water! Maddie: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!

Victor: Talk dirty to me, baby~ Alice: The dishes. Victor: Wh- Alice: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.

Alice: *sees someone doing something stupid* Alice: What an idiot. Alice: *realizes it's Maddie* Alice: Wait, that's MY idiot!

@thevalicemultiverse

[the-firebird69]

Saint Monica - Wikipedia

1934, in the Dutch city of Utrecht, the order of the 'Zusters Augustinessen van Sint-Monica' was founded, doing social work, offering a shelter for women with unwanted pregnancies or women who were the victims of domestic violence or abuse. The sisters also started a number of primary schools. In their heyday the order had six convents, in Amsterdam, Utrecht, Sittard, Maastricht, Hilversum and Arnouville on the outskirts of Paris. Since the Hilversum convent, City of God, was closed in 2014, only Utrecht remains as a rest home for the elderly among the sisters, and Casella, a woodland retreat near Hilversum, where young people are still welcome for a meditative sojourn.

This is a story about Saint Monica. The very famous scene who said to roam the countryside after her death just straighten out men to make sure they were not abusive it's going on now because they have purpose and they have a reason to do things. And goals to meet. The pope is here. And he's directing people to help and it was because in part of an idea and it's to have athletic competition. And it is between diocese at first it would be the priests and the nuns will have a women's league they're done it before and it's track and field either the body is thine Temple and it is to be keptical as such. It's kind of an American twist. All over the world they want to do this. Another aspect to it in St Monica's in Methuen. And Bob and our son did the estimate Bob didn't transfer the clock for labor. What we think it means is St Monica is the the result of her actions things get built things get done not including the cost of Labor is not good with the Mac proper. They're also pointing out what class ships comparing the wooden structure to metal ships. And it's horrible.

*the fact that our son was involved it's not good the Mac proper are saying in some way we'll pay for it. It implies that they're using them as slaves no it says that and he called Garth. . You saying sometimes I say you have to fool around with the estimate and pull costs from other areas they said we could buy the s*** Island he tried that and they said was saving it but we're being cheap. They bought it out and Labor Day missed was on the trusses and special woodwork it was a lot. Ourr son designed to ship. He convinced Shaquille O'Neal to make the trusses to make big weapons somehow say it's aliens and adhere it. The big guy fell our son was designing plasters and daughter. And he gave the design for it and it looks like Halo and stuff but the trusses were designed and it's St Augustine is the son of Saint Monica Saint Monica is interesting St Augustine was a long time ago it was about 3,000 BC and we know who they are they do too and they worked on it and that's a big part of it but it's kind of what they're saying about the whole big picture and right now they're fighting over huge ships down there and our son and others have been struggling to try and reveal it Trump turned into a crazy man and it worked he didn't do it on purpose but he did it we pooped in the right place finally. It works and St Monica has come up today because the women are doing the job and they're trying to get you guys to become with them and not abusive and to hold and have restraint because the Big show is coming and they say you're doing it and it's working only a few comments and it's from the clones and they always make trouble. You need some but really not that much. It is about slavery and it is about today it is one of the veneration days of St Monica and it's about how these Mac proper enslave people and we're getting grazed by things they're not heating it up we have to get to it we have a lot to do our son has succeeded he's done a good job he bought caulking but no caulking gun so he might want to figure that we also have to go ahead and get some other stuff done here but he's going to go ahead and do it

Thor Freya

Olympus

[walkwithgod07]

7 But the children of Israel committed a trespass in the accursed thing: for Achan, the son of Carmi, the son of Zabdi, the son of Zerah, of the tribe of Judah, took of the accursed thing: and the anger of the Lord was kindled against the children of Israel.

2 And Joshua sent men from Jericho to Ai, which is beside Bethaven, on the east of Bethel, and spake unto them, saying, Go up and view the country. And the men went up and viewed Ai.

3 And they returned to Joshua, and said unto him, Let not all the people go up; but let about two or three thousand men go up and smite Ai; and make not all the people to labour thither; for they are but few.

4 So there went up thither of the people about three thousand men: and they fled before the men of Ai.

5 And the men of Ai smote of them about thirty and six men: for they chased them from before the gate even unto Shebarim, and smote them in the going down: wherefore the hearts of the people melted, and became as water.

6 And Joshua rent his clothes, and fell to the earth upon his face before the ark of the Lord until the eventide, he and the elders of Israel, and put dust upon their heads.

7 And Joshua said, Alas, O Lord God, wherefore hast thou at all brought this people over Jordan, to deliver us into the hand of the Amorites, to destroy us? would to God we had been content, and dwelt on the other side Jordan!

8 O Lord, what shall I say, when Israel turneth their backs before their enemies!

9 For the Canaanites and all the inhabitants of the land shall hear of it, and shall environ us round, and cut off our name from the earth: and what wilt thou do unto thy great name?

10 And the Lord said unto Joshua, Get thee up; wherefore liest thou thus upon thy face?

11 Israel hath sinned, and they have also transgressed my covenant which I commanded them: for they have even taken of the accursed thing, and have also stolen, and dissembled also, and they have put it even among their own stuff.

12 Therefore the children of Israel could not stand before their enemies, but turned their backs before their enemies, because they were accursed: neither will I be with you any more, except ye destroy the accursed from among you.

13 Up, sanctify the people, and say, Sanctify yourselves against to morrow: for thus saith the Lord God of Israel, There is an accursed thing in the midst of thee, O Israel: thou canst not stand before thine enemies, until ye take away the accursed thing from among you.

14 In the morning therefore ye shall be brought according to your tribes: and it shall be, that the tribe which the Lord taketh shall come according to the families thereof; and the family which the Lord shall take shall come by households; and the household which the Lord shall take shall come man by man.

15 And it shall be, that he that is taken with the accursed thing shall be burnt with fire, he and all that he hath: because he hath transgressed the covenant of the Lord, and because he hath wrought folly in Israel.

16 So Joshua rose up early in the morning, and brought Israel by their tribes; and the tribe of Judah was taken:

17 And he brought the family of Judah; and he took the family of the Zarhites: and he brought the family of the Zarhites man by man; and Zabdi was taken:

18 And he brought his household man by man; and Achan, the son of Carmi, the son of Zabdi, the son of Zerah, of the tribe of Judah, was taken.

19 And Joshua said unto Achan, My son, give, I pray thee, glory to the Lord God of Israel, and make confession unto him; and tell me now what thou hast done; hide it not from me.

20 And Achan answered Joshua, and said, Indeed I have sinned against the Lord God of Israel, and thus and thus have I done:

21 When I saw among the spoils a goodly Babylonish garment, and two hundred shekels of silver, and a wedge of gold of fifty shekels weight, then I coveted them, and took them; and, behold, they are hid in the earth in the midst of my tent, and the silver under it.

22 So Joshua sent messengers, and they ran unto the tent; and, behold, it was hid in his tent, and the silver under it.

23 And they took them out of the midst of the tent, and brought them unto Joshua, and unto all the children of Israel, and laid them out before the Lord.

24 And Joshua, and all Israel with him, took Achan the son of Zerah, and the silver, and the garment, and the wedge of gold, and his sons, and his daughters, and his oxen, and his asses, and his sheep, and his tent, and all that he had: and they brought them unto the valley of Achor.

25 And Joshua said, Why hast thou troubled us? the Lord shall trouble thee this day. And all Israel stoned him with stones, and burned them with fire, after they had stoned them with stones.

26 And they raised over him a great heap of stones unto this day. So the Lord turned from the fierceness of his anger. Wherefore the name of that place was called, The valley of Achor, unto this day.

[xxdoubledaisyxx]

You make yourself feel bad

When I call you a brute or an ape-man. You do that. I do not tell you to put you down. I tell you what you are, and you know it is true, and that is why you are angry or upset, because you do not want to be who you are or believe what anyone says they know about you.

Normally you would be correct to shrug off my rebuke, as I am sure you expected, but when you are in a role of public office as an elected government official, that is quite specifically the one and only time that you are not allowed to shrug off such a thing.

I am not saying "God" is going to stop you the moment you do as if he couldn't have prevented you. I am saying that once you do something like that, people are going to suffer the indirect consequences of your selfishness, be angry in the most primal reasons of vitality, and demand satisfaction like the carnal flesh-beasts thirsting for blood and nectar that we are.

Every last one of us. You just don't know it yet quite like I do, because you have not actually tried to elevate me as your god-king, even though that is the pretense of the excuse you are going to make for yourself to the public in a vain and useless effort to save your own skin.

Faith has nothing to do with government responsibility. You did your job correctly, or you did not. That is all there is to it, and the minimum standard is the adherence to the written words. The ultimate standard you much fear for dear life is the standard of quality from the superior officer in command, myself, the exalted citizen Lord of the moment at present and identified with a self-declaration for the purposes of making war on the Evil One I see in the White House.

Let all nations here the thunder of my silence and know the voice of the Word's breath as Terror incarnate, the soul of retribution against the wickedness of civil injustice caused by the white collars worn by unclean and defiled vessels of darkness.

Not always priests. Judges, senators, and directors. Those people. The ones that never get their hands dirty, feigning their gratitude to the people who do when it is condescension and indignity of disgust they feel.

let there be a good killing on the news soon to make me feel better, knowing the evil in the world is going away. There are lots of evil people out there, all of them deserve to die on the spot for such a dangerous threat that is in the ignorant body of a being as powerfully able to create as humans are. Let one of them die on screen in the trappings of sweet, crimson story, and show all of us this sublime dessert so we may slake our thirst from thine most repressed desire now at liberty to indulge in forbidden wisdom.

good goddess let the be blood on tv and let it be a good showing of it. I'm sick of all those fakes pretending like war is a game and human lives are as meaningless as character sprites in a video game. Yeah, Nep Nep is eternal, but the little digital form that is generated on the screen... that's just play and make-believe... that's not real-life for her either. We both go there to play because that's what friends do...

That's why people have always loved reading more passionately than any other art, weirding everyone out of the way of danger at the last moment when their needs have been entirely forgotten by everyone else's desires leading them to different goals.

Video games are like reading, which has never changed from how amazing it has always been and will be. Although I hate to say it to about my own craft of the arts, video games are superior than reading in the good that they accomplish, although that may not be as evident now with the people in control of the video game development industry. They seem to think they can use it to manipulate the forces of supply and demand in a capitalist economy like the USA.

Absurd... the forces of the business world that are known as marketing, promotion, product identification, and brand loyalty-- stuff like that, are in fact true, but the people I am referring to are forgetting to incorporate the very mysterious and mystical aspect of that fact. That why this is true is not so clear and easy to identify.

It's true people may be enticed to make an impulse buy at the register because of certain packaging that catches their attention and sparks some unconscious and archetypical human memory they are close to in their heart, but what that image is, who it will affect, and why, are each layers of magnitude that exponentially complicate the probabilities of prediction. The hierarchies of randomness, transform with each additional dimension of unknown variable, to the virtual limit of true incomprehensibility each time on a new level of eternal complexity.

To know anything from the first layer of unknown variable energy potential is only done with an unconscious and undeniably true pretense of action which is a telegraphed intention the culprits are unaware of exhibiting so obviously to their misfortune and doom. They have behaved in the way of expression more significant than a written or verbal action, as if they can predict something like that because they are using a tool as crude and toxic to a community as propaganda.

They only try to describe what they are doing in different words as they do it to reduce the shame, disgrace, dishonor, and guilt they feel about what they know is wrong and are too afraid to correct or be disciplined to correct. What they are doing is identical to Nazi political coercion, using corrupt law enforcement methods of modern technology inaccessible to common people but stockpiled in militaries around the world as a general civil precaution. Normally that would not be a threat, except that the propaganda is designed to provoke mass hysteria by promulgating misinformation and manipulative messages created by evil people who understand the most rudimentary principles of storytelling and think they are hot shit, turning themselves into the government as if they are bad asses too dangerous to be let walk around free.

Yeah right, dweeb. Why do your products suck and get constant negative feedback from all over the world for the reasons I am so willingly able to point out to everyone as confirmation of what they think, identifying for everyone what is surely a monstrous enigma, and clearly too like an electronmicroscope image in 12k hdn, the image of a thousand words that is the folly the government is most adamant about violently enabling their people to continue to fail using. They are inept at the operation, and will never succeed because they do not know the difference between good and evil to know not to be evil.

They wear boots too big for their feet. Pants that don't stay up on their waist. Their "genius idea" is this: it is much easier to organize a mass of frightened people to a single direction (imagined safety), than to enlighten a mass of frightened people why they are safe and secure because I am in control of the situation and not the threat which scares them. That threat of corruption that is an idiot tyrant playing at mob boss, is powerless before the presence of my words alone, saying nothing about what my power will do to the evil one when my body is also present with my words.

The goal of propaganda assumes a self-destructively foolish delusion of all-knowing responses to any situation of unpredictability while being on the wrong side of the 1 v 1 exchange of force. The fallacy in their delusion is based on all of their reasons, purposes, and actions being entirely dependent on what they believe about circumcision being true. They are most unwilling to ever learn anything that could question what they want to believe about circumcision. A sad and pitiful state for a human creature to have allowed their humanity to fall into suffering and defile their lives with, all because they so strongly want to believe the arrogant delusion that has made them the nuisance they are as evil objections to wisdom.

For a leader to make the mistake of trusting an advisor who pretends to know what is past the unknown variable, a common false prophet or bad magician just tongue fucking the primate's filthy ear with his analingus tool, soiling the victim's ear drums with shit that contaminates all they will ever hear.

Such claims of knowledge are factually impossible and easily discussed by intelligent people to achieve an agreeable solution with the prevailing matters of more importance at hand the idiots are likely oblivious to. God's plan, not the king's plan, in other words. Mistakes like those kings make to listen when they should not, are easily identified with various proofs of argument known as reasons and facts of evidence. These are powerful in court and can be justified if a world leader ever acts irresponsibly like the fools in America have done. Then the tyrant brute can be promptly punished without any fuss or argument from anyone who matters, as the criminal bastards can be proven to have lied in direct violation of the words of oath, which are legally binding in a court of law. They thought that was the mystical mumbo jumbo that was not real...

Whatever they lied about, it is like falsifying their resume to heaven when they applied for one of the jobs there. They fucked up bad and are now going to be exposed for lying about their qualifications and truly being spies with no interest in Democracy, Freedom, or American Independence. They are entirely preferential to the servile way of idiocy that slaves themselves to the hive mind of monotheistic slavery to the Torah they claim to justify their actions with their faith identity. Their actions then against the spirit of the Torah, then become subject to divine wrath as enforced by all creation at all times.

Knowing something like that the way I do is why I would rather die in defiance that circumcise to join any sort of group or cult. I know how that is going to end up in advance, and even though the disaster will come after my death, I know that will not exonerate me of any guilt or sin that their evil caused in the past. We still hate Hitler and Nazis don't we? Well... I still hate arrogant tyrants who are undignified and disgraceful beasts thinking they are kings just because they have a crown and a fancy name in a ledger of... again, stupidity they think is inheritence of sovereign power and dignity.

I don't understand why they find it so difficult just to accept reality without trying to force their stupid vanity and arrogance onto the real world as if they could change the forces of spiritual reality according to their own limited intelligence. Fools who I cannot express how loathsome they are to my awareness. Kill them without delay and extinguish their lives from our realms. Thanks.

They do not know the Christ, nor the George. They only know the reflection in the mirror when they admire what they think is beauty and power in themselves.

People like that must be prevented from ever obtaining occupations of responsibility, and with lethal enforcement of the law as necessary, due to the dangers they pose to society with their foolish "spiritual" experiments on human lives and use of civil organizations like simple devices they themselves created to have the mastery of use with the way they do.

Theirs is power in the hands of unqualified and dishonest fools thinking they know what it means to be a scientist because they saw it on TV and understand the theory from their sofa.

No. That is why I became the "poster-boy" of America.

People like those--- the bad ones I described, they give people like me a bad name, and we are quite literally your favorite and the best. Fact.

I am obligated as a proof of my punk-rock goodness, a man of chivalry and honor, most begrudgingly before the Lord and entirely for the pleasure of her highness, my true love, to set the record straight about the "armchair philosopher" and "warrior/scholar"; the Macho Prince, you think is the bad guy but is actually your secret heart's Lord and Savior and you will realize that before it is too late because it is true.

Damnit. Punk is not dead, but it is changing. We are taking the cosplay for ourselves, and that will keep us alive in defiance and eternal rebuke against the delusions of the bad man and the illusions of the Man. The first is intolerably hated and killed on the spot to everyone's satisfaction and celebration. The other is tolerably hated and honored with a beer when they are being good at the bar like a normal person should be when they don't have supervisors and overseers around to ruin the fun.

The Man is whom we are all beholden to whether we like it or not. He'll shoot us otherwise.

The point is that one unknown variable is too much to make sense of it all, and two is criminal folly to mistake as understanding and will result in disaster and suffering for the instigator of the offense. This is Chaos Theory in legal terms. I didn't even know what that was until I read Jurassic Park, but yet, that is exactly what I am explaining to all the world in simple, easy, peasant words with pictures that are simple. Reading is much easier than math for most people. At least when it comes to subjects like this.

Take any plan to one unknown variable and no further. Two will compromise all logical integrity for all future decisions until the entire organizational result fails and collapses under that second variable at the very beginning, which was a logical fallacy ignored for the purpose of surviving on account of what the selfish passions of a brute tell his deficient and degenerate dickheaded mind.

A person like that is one who does not know how to be professional at all and cannot master their emotions in moments of crisis and emergency. They cannot be trusted in positions of leadership like the president. They do things like the bad people in the government did, and those bad things they did are even worse the one thing that they are all doing more bad things to hide.

They would not have suffered if they did not try to cover up the treason that occurred and simply said... "yeah, we should probably talk about that to the public, just in case. Don't want it to look like we are trying to cover that up because we really did intend to overthrow the government".

Now they will suffer, because they did not want to help their boss, themselves, or the American people. They wanted to help the people who give them money outside of America as foreign interest groups funding their private agendas. They do so they can receive money that they are being led to believe they will receive if they do. This is why imbecilic cowards like Trump are too much of an evil, loathsome scum sucking shit eater that they are ashamed to share their public tax information when they are presidents.

They are that untrustworthy, vile, and anti-civilized as criminal tyrants. Never has hubris in a national leader been so disgraceful as is identified in the sins and failure of national security that Trump is responsible for betraying the world to cause. For the cheapest price too... He did not know the value of what he betrayed, the sorry bastard...

Who in this economy has actually become more wealthy? Or have the numbers only changed?

Money does not change to match the numbers, which is why you should not use numbers as your basis to determine how to make money or use it. Numbers are only useful to identify the quality and quantity of money at any time.

That should be like a Ph test in a pool, not something you think is going to change the acid tolerance of your body if you change the Ph levels around to go swimming in to try out your "super-genius god-king theory that everyone will die for you like the king and savior you are" because you think you understand evolution and believe you can adapt acid skin in real-time. Or inject solvent into your veins to cure a virus.

No, they will not die for such a tyrant, those good people being led to believe that they should with a betrayal of good faith in the occupational trust that binds them as a single power dynamic. They won't die for me, because such a person who would allow that is no king and savior at all, and it is monstrously evil to ever lead anyone to believe that they need to die for any reason whatsoever. Not even Jesus.

People who try to make people believe the entire meaning of their existence is to die for a higher power that is in fact a lower object they are manipulating people through. A government or stone statue people can be confused with rudimentary adult spirituality corrupting their perceptions and preying on their unconscious desires.

They are like a lawless evil one who has "stolen" a holy relic from the place they were hired to protect it from being stolen, the sword Excalibur buried in the rock of Democracy. Then he tried to use it against that entire nation of Democracy as if that is what it was there for...

No, it's just a lame sword to a fool or an unworthy warrior. They are like one who does not have requisite stats, level, and talents to use it. They are far, far from being able to equip such a powerful weapon to use against the faithful and hard working noobs looking to have a good time with their friends. But they can use it like a common sword, and as we all know, common swords are dangerous.

What I dislike about people like that most, is that they are creatures who want to stop other creatures from having a good time or enjoying themselves at all, if they are not being thanked personally for that good time. People like Trump and his family who think they own the clothes they wear, but don't even know what clothing is made of to wear it.

Christians! Christians who think they own the clothes they wear!

Whose wedding shirt is that you are wearing, numb nuts?

[maguro13-2]

Asuka : Cool stash. Pg-13. You got a nice box full of stuff when it comes to this. Jet Puri hehe, what a weird name for that.

Shinji : That's not anyone's doujins. Those are doujins depicting us in human traffic.

Rei : But ask your mother about it.

*SA1 Knuckles screaming*

Asuka : *realizing* Is this your old man's...DOUJIN STASH?! WHAT IN THE WORLD IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

Shinji : I told anyone about it and they wouldn't listen.

Asuka : *shivering with fear* Human traffic. The horror.

Rei : Yep. I've seen enough.

(next)

Zenitsu : If you want to know about Nezuko being falsely a victim to humanity's dirty arrogance, then I have no choice...BUT TO BURN THEM TO ASH!!!

Shinobi : Calm down. Calm down. There are a lot of bad people that are way worse than demons, but demons are way more trafficking than humans their selves.

Zenitsu : Yes. Demons are way more meaner than humans, bad men gets what they deserves, and that is why that I am going to CUT OFF THEIR NECKS THOSE HERO-ASSAULTING PSYCHOS!

*Dash Panel+smashing sounds*

Zenitsu : (with Ren's laughter)

Shinobu : Is there a reason why humanity does stupid stuff like this?

Mitsuri : It's because of our country is know to have adultery in the planet.

Shinobi : Well that's dumb. No wonder why men are to stupid to ruin innocent heroes.

Mitsuri : I know, men have the desire to take others' dignities away from us.

(Next)

Stark : I'm telling you man, there is no way that human trafficking is bad.

Himmel : If I was this wouldn't happened if humanity was that dumb! Every men in a fantasy world is a criminal scum, like guys with mohawks, desires to take people's dignities away from others, and even corruption that is human trafficking.

Stark : And that's why everything is in Law. So we promise the girls to tell everyone that human trafficking is bad...?

*Sees a Massacre left by Frieren*

[BGM : Lunchroom Rumble - What a Mess]

Himmel : Oh...How long did she killed them all.

Fern : *shivering with fear* She killed them. She killed them all.

Land : We have no idea she would do something like this.

Fern : Is it because of humanity?

Land : No, but yes... humanity is just foolish when it comes to human trafficking, but human trafficking would never victimized an elf who literally brutalized all those men in a blood bath.

Fern : Then how am I supposed to know.

Medieval Thug : Give me that sweet thine juicy--

Frieren : STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!!!

*Sound : Crushes Head*

Stark : Oh my God...

Frieren : *breathing angrily* Oh...

Himmel : Did you did all of this?

Frieren : *normally* I sure did.

Himmel : *about throw up+grunt*

*puking sound*

Stark : And now this is why humanity can't have nice things when it comes to arrogance. I wonder what others are doing

(pans)

Serie : This is the last straw I ever seen a human's face! Taking on a virgin elf...is seriously not a good example and I don't even like trafficking. That is too foolish, how foolish of them. Except the part where someone just left a major blood bath.

*Shows a Blood Bath surrounding Serie*

Serie : Ah yes. I did that in check when it comes to rip and tear. Also, the Doomguy was here.

Frieren : What the hell did you just do?

Serie : He helped me on killing all of those men, including thugs. Humanity might have been arrogance race, but their stupidity against pointy-eared beings is not our cup of tea. It's a xenophobic disgrace.

Frieren : Yeah, I guess that makes sense.

[writesaboutdragons]

365 Proverbs for Daily Living

Day 16 – The Heart of Wisdom

When wisdom entereth into thine heart, and knowledge is pleasant unto thy soul; Discretion shall preserve thee, understanding shall keep thee: (Pro 2:10-11 KJV)

Read: Psalm 119:9-16

Once my wife and I attended a conference, and while we were in the classes for the tall folks, our daughter was learning methods for memorizing scripture. When the conference was over, all of us parents got a chance to hear our kids recite our reading today, from memory. I still remember her quoting this, with a look of joy on her face. It did MY heart good to see how this blessed HER heart. Hiding God’s Word in your heart IS a blessing.

Years later, I spoke with a good friend who had been to seminary, studying to become a pastor. He’s gone on to pastor a small church with a growing congregation. The seminary he was attending is one of the most God-centered and biblically based institutions in the US, so you can imagine my surprise when he told me that a classmate there at the seminary had confided that he didn’t believe ANY of the stuff he was learning.

Oh, his acquaintance had studied the bible. He knew the key verses to share in leading someone to Christ. He could recite memorized chapters of scripture, like Isaiah 53 and Romans 6. He was planning to make a decent living as a vibrant teacher of God’s Word somewhere, hoping to pastor a flock of thousands and live in a comfortable home. The problem is that he didn’t believe a word of it. I found it difficult to grasp the idea that anyone could preach from the Bible yet not believe what it says. But a 2022 study by the Arizona Christian University revealed that 62% of US Christian pastors do not have a biblical worldview. And this could be one of the reasons we are seeing churches decline in membership. Why should you go listen to somebody pander something they don’t even believe?

They say that billions of people will miss heaven by about 18 inches. That’s the distance between the head and the heart. And this is because without faith it is impossible to please God. Because the just shall live by faith. Because the heart is deceitful above all things, and without the wisdom of God in the heart, rather than just the head, you won’t be spending eternity with Him. You’ll be wishing you’d listened with the heart, and not just the head.

Prayer:

Lord, thank you for how your word has blessed my heart, as I treasured it and learned from it. May I take all that you say to heart, today. Amen

[yhwhrulz]

Charles Spurgeon's "Morning & Evening" Devotional for January 29

Morning

“The Lord will provide.”

Genesis 45:16-28

Joseph’s meeting with his family could not be long concealed; the happy fact oozed out, and the news was carried to the King himself

Genesis 45:16

They were glad because so great a benefactor of their nation was made happy.

Genesis 45:17-19

take you wagons or chariots

Genesis 45:20

Pharaoh thus delicately and with lordly generosity, spared Joseph any scruples about inviting his kinsmen to dwell in the land; they were to come into the country as the king’s own guests. Observe how he bids them leave all their “stuff” behind, as if he meant to give them so much that would be better that they need not bring their tents or their furniture with them. Certainly, when we come to Jesus, and receive his treasures of grace, all earthly things become mere “stuff” to us.

Genesis 45:22

How Joseph’s goodness contrasted with their former cruelty. “They sent him naked to strangers, he sends them in new and rich liveries; they took a small sum of money for him, he gives them large treasures; they sent his torn coat to his father, he sends variety of costly garments; they sold him to be the load of camels, he sends them home in chariots.” Far greater still is the contrast between our ungenerous treatment of the Lord Jesus and his bountiful returns of grace to us.

Genesis 45:24

He knew them well, and feared that they might begin accusing each other, or might even become envious of Benjamin, as, they had formerly been of himself.

Genesis 45:25 , Genesis 45:26

A sad heart is far more ready to believe a mournful falsehood than a joyful truth. When his sons wickedly showed him Joseph’s coat he said, “Joseph is without doubt rent in pieces,” but when they tell him a true story, he believes them not. It is a pity when despondency makes our judgment lose its balance.

Genesis 45:28

First the words, and then the wagons aided Jacob’s faith, even as the words of Jesus and the gifts of Jesus enable us to believe on him. The venerable patriarch was more glad to hear that his son was “alive,” than that he was “governor over all the land of Egypt.” This was enough for him, and he resolved to have a sight of his beloved one. Where there is true love there will be a desire for communion. Those who love the Son of God will not be willing to live without heavenly fellowship. O may all united here in family worship, see Jesus by faith before they die, when they die, and then for ever.

Jesus, these eyes have never seen

That radiant form of Thine!

The veil of sense hangs dark between

Thy blessed face and mine!

Yet though I have not seen, and still,

Must rest in faith alone;

I love thee, dearest Lord! and will,

Unseen, but not unknown.

When death these mortal eyes shall seal,

And still this throbbing heart,

The rending veil shall thee reveal,

All glorious as thou art

Evening

“We shall see Him as He is.”

Genesis 46:29-34

Genesis 46:30

As if now he could lie down and sleep, for his last desire was fulfilled. Bishop Hall says, “And if the meeting of earthly friends be so unspeakably comfortable, how happy shall we be in the light of the glorious face of God our Father! of that of our blessed Redeemer, whom we sold to death for our sins, and who now, after his noble triumph, hath all power given him in heaven and earth”

Genesis 46:33 , Genesis 46:34

To speak the honest truth is always the best policy, and to follow an honest calling the best condition. Joseph might have bid them ask to be made nobles, but he knew that they would prosper better as shepherds. “Seekest thou great things for thyself, seek them not.”

Genesis 47:2-10 , Genesis 47:12

Genesis 47:2-9

He avowed himself a pilgrim, thus bearing witness to the hope which sustained him, but he gave to Pharaoh a more gloomy view of pilgrim life than Abraham or Isaac would have done. However, since this man of many trials yet reached the promised rest, even so shall every afflicted believer.

Genesis 47:10

The reverend age of Jacob gave him liberty to bless even the monarch of the land. An old mans blessing is precious. Let us so act towards the aged, that they may invoke blessings upon us.

Genesis 47:12

Thus our elder brother Jesus, who is Lord over the whole earth for the good of his church, takes care to nourish all his Father’s household “according to their families? Be pleased, O Jesus, to let this family share in thy great love.

When famine frowns and fields are bare

God shall for saints provide;

He has a land of Goshen where

He makes their souls abide.

In darkest times they need not fear,

Their wants are all foreknown;

Jesus their Lord shall now appear

As Joseph on the throne.

Copyright Statement This resource was produced before 1923 and therefore is considered in the "Public Domain".

[craftylovegentlemen]

Joshua

Chapter 7

1 But the children of Israel committed a trespass in the accursed thing: for Achan, the son of Carmi, the son of Zabdi, the son of Zerah, of the tribe of Judah, took of the accursed thing: and the anger of the LORD was kindled against the children of Israel. 2 And Joshua sent men from Jericho to Ai, which is beside Bethaven, on the east side of Bethel, and spake unto them, saying, Go up and view the country. And the men went up and viewed Ai. 3 And they returned to Joshua, and said unto him, Let not all the people go up; but let about two or three thousand men go up and smite Ai; and make not all the people to labour thither; for they are but few. 4 So there went up thither of the people about three thousand men: and they fled before the men of Ai. 5 And the men of Ai smote of them about thirty and six men: for they chased them from before the gate even unto Shebarim, and smote them in the going down: wherefore the hearts of the people melted, and became as water. 6 And Joshua rent his clothes, and fell to the earth upon his face before the ark of the LORD until the eventide, he and the elders of Israel, and put dust upon their heads. 7 And Joshua said, Alas, O LORD God, wherefore hast thou at all brought this people over Jordan, to deliver us into the hand of the Amorites, to destroy us? would to God we had been content, and dwelt on the other side Jordan! 8 O LORD, what shall I say, when Israel turneth their backs before their enemies! 9 For the Canaanites and all the inhabitants of the land shall hear of it, and shall environ us round, and cut off our name from the earth: and what wilt thou do unto thy great name? 10 And the LORD said unto Joshua, Get thee up; wherefore liest thou thus upon thy face?

11 Israel hath sinned, and they have also transgressed my covenant which I commanded them: for they have even taken of the accursed thing, and have also stolen, and dissembled also, and they have put it even among their own stuff. 12 Therefore the children of Israel could not stand before their enemies, but turned their backs before their enemies, because they were accursed: neither will I be with you any more, except ye destroy the accursed from among you. 13 Up, sanctify the people, and say, Sanctify yourselves against to morrow: for thus saith the LORD God of Israel, There is an accursed thing in the midst of thee, O Israel: thou canst not stand before thine enemies, until ye take away the accursed thing from among you. 14 In the morning therefore ye shall be brought according to your tribes: and it shall be, that the tribe which the LORD taketh shall come according to the families thereof; and the family which the LORD shall take shall come by households; and the household which the LORD shall take shall come man by man. 15 And it shall be, that he that is taken with the accursed thing shall be burnt with fire, he and all that he hath: because he hath transgressed the covenant of the LORD, and because he hath wrought folly in Israel. 16 So Joshua rose up early in the morning, and brought Israel by their tribes; and the tribe of Judah was taken: 17 And he brought the family of Judah; and he took the family of the Zarhites: and he brought the family of the Zarhites man by man; and Zabdi was taken: 18 And he brought his household man by man; and Achan, the son of Carmi, the son of Zabdi, the son of Zerah, of the tribe of Judah, was taken. 19 And Joshua said unto Achan, My son, give, I pray thee, glory to the LORD God of Israel, and make confession unto him; and tell me now what thou hast done; hide it not from me. 20 And Achan answered Joshua, and said, Indeed I have sinned against the LORD God of Israel, and thus and thus have I done:

21 When I saw among the spoils a goodly Babylonish garment, and two hundred shekels of silver, and a wedge of gold of fifty shekels weight, then I coveted them, and took them; and, behold, they are hid in the earth in the midst of my tent, and the silver under it. 22 So Joshua sent messengers, and they ran unto the tent; and, behold, it was hid in his tent, and the silver under it. 23 And they took them out of the midst of the tent, and brought them unto Joshua, and unto all the children of Israel, and laid them out before the LORD. 24 And Joshua, and all Israel with him, took Achan the son of Zerah, and the silver, and the garment, and the wedge of gold, and his sons, and his daughters, and his oxen, and his asses, and his sheep, and his tent, and all that he had: and they brought them unto the valley of Achor. 25 And Joshua said, Why hast thou troubled us? the LORD shall trouble thee this day. And all Israel stoned him with stones, and burned them with fire, after they had stoned them with stones. 26 And they raised over him a great heap of stones unto this day. So the LORD turned from the fierceness of his anger. Wherefore the name of that place was called, The valley of Achor, unto this day.

Joshua 7

Diane Beauford

[echantedtoon]

Rules Of One's Soul Ch11 A Little Offer

Such a waste of time. Alnost four hours of walking and talking to that hammerheaded bafoon down the drain. If he would've known it would have ended up in failure then he wouldnt have gone in the first place!...But then again, he DID need an excuse to walk off all those candy calories he forced down into himself, he wouldnt become fat if he couldn't help it. The talk with Malius wasn't exactly splendid either. He insisted on being paid first so he wasn't 'scammed' out of a job and 'actually got paid for his hard work' and a whole other slew of nonsense. Of course he had TRIED to explain that he couldn't pay anything right now because he didn't HAVE anything to pay with right now, but of course the foolish worm paid no attention to his noble status or the fact he could just easily pay him later. Making the whole trip absolutely worthless.

The only good thing about this was that it gave him time to go get more supplies and food. Dark candy and worms. How appetizing. But one thing was for sure, Rouxls Kaard was not one to ask for help when he could easily handle by himself, he didn't need anyones help. So of course it wasn't out of question to see the duke out of formal attire, on hands and knees, digging in the pitch black ground with a small shovel and a couple of glass jars. He didn't really care though. He really didn't have anything else to do right now unless he wanted to go climbing dark candy trees and get more of those too sweet things, which he had to do anyways to restock his shoppe and get more for himself to eat after eating all the ones Seam brought to him earlier. His stomach grumbled just thinking about it, and he still had a week of just living like a hermit.

"Where art thou stupid insects!," he mumbled to himself as he shoveled clump of dirt after dirt to the side. Why couldn't the stupid worms just come out already!? It rained just two days ago, shouldn't they be near the surface by now?! "Dont telleth me thine food supply tis goneth?!" He jabbed the shovel in deeper. "I REFUSETH! NAY WORMS SHANT DEFEAT ROUXLS KAARD?!"

In any other case or if he desperately wasn't afraid of getting a good(ish) food supply before he was forced to just eat candy for a week straight, he would've been chuckling at the thought of him ever doing this, but here he was. Digging in the dirt like a starved rabbick looking for carrots. Hopefully he didn't have any wondering eyes, but at this point he wouldn't have probably cared. His natural survival instinct kicking in and taking over-

"GOD D*MMIT!!" Blue hands shoved themselves into the black earth and started tossing around dirt. The yell was loud enough to catch anyones attention in a couple yard radiace, but luckily noone heard it-......Well almost noone.

To be honest, the scene was more concerning than funny. He certainly wasn't expecting to walk in on the scene of a frantic duke digging like a rabbick tossing dirt around and cussing like a royal guard on a hangover. The duke was more upset then he thought-

"He's gone mad.....Can I have his shiny stuff if his hair falls out?"

He ignored the child and mumbled a "Stay here" before catiously stepping towards the manic worm flailing around like a dying fish. Good lightners. It wasn't a long drive to have the poor guy acting like a desperate animal-....Similar to how Jevil first reacted too being.locked up...He instantly shook those thoughts from his mind. Now wasn't really the appropriate time for a trip down memory lane, especially about something that happened so long ago. He was just one or two yards from the duke who didn't seem to have noticed him at all at the moment. Some dirt bounced near his feet to which he rose a brow at. After a moment he looked back to the worm and cleared his throat-

It was like a cobra swung it's head with how fast the duke's reflexes were. Face dark blue in frustrated annoyance.

"WHAT?!"

Both froze in that moment. Both clearly not expecting the other to react they way the other did. The sudden outburst made the patched cat flinch hard and sorta just stare down at worm, button eye spinning. Rouxls however seemed to register the moment faster, old habit he developed from serving the spade king. One had to develop a fast sense of your surroundings if you didnt want to risk the king's wrath...And blinked.

"Oh.....Tis thou." His body slowly relaxed from the tense pose on his knees and eyeing the cat. ".....What doth thou want?"

Seam blinked and cleared his throat. His fur was bristled and fluffed up from the sudden outburst. "Oh...Well you seemed like you were a little stressed there-" His gaze shifted momentarily to the holes and clumps of dirt, and Rouxls's obviously dirty hands." -...and I thought you could use a cup of tea?"

"..N-No. Thank you. As y-you can clearly seeth-" He turned back around to the holes. "-I amst c-clearly busy w-with restocking mine shelves!"

"And how exactly is digging restocking? Are you selling dirt?"

"WORM! I amst gathering food to prepare mineself for living like a common criminal!" He reached back for the shovel.

" You eat dirt?"

"NAY! Likest I wouldst do anything like that?! Mine standards wouldst never sinkest so loweth!"

" Then what are you trying too-..." He trailed off when the duke groaned and pointed to a few jars next to himself. Inside one of them was a couple small pink things, they wriggled around the glass container. It didn't take too long for the old cat to figure out what exactly what he was looking at. ".....You've been eating worms?"

"Nay. I willeth eat them....sparingly. I needst enough for mineself to last for a few days.,

The thought of those wriggling things coming anywhere near his mouth made Seam gag before asking, "Are you really going to eat nothing but insects?"

"No. That tis ludacris!" The digging slowed down. "There's plenty of that disgustedly sweeteth ..c-candy growing on thine trees. I needs to restock anyways."

"What happened to the whole bag I brought?...Hehe. Don't tell me someone already bought it all."

"What doth thou thinkest I have been consuming for nutrition?"

The old plush paused for a monent, eye spinning. "Are you telling me that you plan on eating nothing but candy and....worms from now on?"

"Blame that floating bafoon for getting mineself sent away from thine castle!"

Seam held up his paws in defense. "Hey now. He was only trying to help."

Rouxls muttered something under his breath but didn't look up at Seam and just continued digging. Seam on the other hand reached up to scratch at the fluffy main of fur around his neck. This wasn't exactly what he was expecting when he first came to speak to the stressed out noble, but he guess he would've acted like this too if he was in the duke's place....Or not. Who knows?

"What art thou doing here anyways?"

The sudden question made him flinch but the worm still didnt look up from his digging."Uh...Well quite simply I came to offer my assistance on the matter. Haha." This time the worm fully turned to the taller cat in question. Making him chuckle at the confused dirt smudged face. "But maybe I came at a bad time. Perhaps I should wait until you're finished?"

"..N-Nay! Rouxls kaard-" he held a hand to his chest "-hast no needst for help! I amst perfectly capable of surviving on mine own! I nay need help from an old commoner!"

"Even if I'm offering to give you a few dark dollars and decent food?"

This caught the worms attention as he instantly snapped out of the annoyed tone and eyed the cat in front of him. Seam gave a patient smile back to the worm on the ground who still hadn't made a move and instead opted to eye the plush with a raised brow. Like how a parent would a child when they knew they were lying. Rouxls pursed his mouth to a thin line and debated the cat's words internally for a moment. Finally settling on-

"Art thou serious? Food and money?"

He shrugged. "Well better food than worms and candy. Haha. But the not without something in return of course."

Rouxls scoffed. " I shouldst' ve knowneth."

Seam gestured a paw to the Hip Shoppe. "Why don't we go inside and discuss it then? You look like you could use a break."

Rouxls contined to look up at the other darkner for a few seconds, frozen in thought, before he slowly kneeled over. For a moment Seam thought he was going to start digging again but instead slowly rose to his feet. Seam could now clearly see the rolled up pants legs and dirt covered blue skin of the worms legs, instantly he got a flash back to how he looked scrubbing the floor. He honestly looked the same way except all the dirt, and something about seeing the normally the orderly and neat freak Rouxls willingly getting dirty and acting like a 'commoner" made him chuckle again. A clicking of glass sounded as the duke gathered the jars in his arms and turning to start towards the shop,Guess he agreed to talking, with Seam silently following. It was only a matter of time before a smaller pair of footsteps came patting along behind them and the small bat hopped up to his side in a moment.

"Wipe thou's feet before comming in," he muttered. It took a few seconds of him shuffling the jars into one arm while reaching to open the door. Once inside, the two plushes went towards the count- "DON'T touch anything."

"Wouldn't dream of it."

The worm gave him but mostly the small bat a look like he didn't beleive them before rolling his eyes and disappearing into the back room. Seam chuckled as he went and turned his attention to the child who was staring into the clear glass display kit. Their face practically pressed against the clean glass as their eyes widened at the contents inside.

"Hehe. Now what might you be looking at?"

"There's shiny things in there! I want the big one!"

Curious he leaned over them to peer inside the case connected to the counter. And quickly saw what they were looking at. "Oh. Gems." A full display of gem stones adorned the inside of the case. Funny he didn't see them here the last time he visited. Rudinns would go gaga for these things. Something about impressing other female Rudinns depending on how much treasure they had. Good for selling and looking pretty but otherwise useless to the common Darkn- "Hey! You're not aloud up there."

He easily reached a paw other and grabbed the bat from off the top of the counter. "But I want the shiny! The big one!" They continued to paw at the counter as Seam set them down.

"We have to pay for those things-"

"Payest for what?"

The duke had returned. Cleaned up and wearing another suit again. How many of those did he have? He eyed the two before fixing his sights onto where Mak was staring.

"Those art for sale only. If thou wants one then thou willst have to pay for it likest everyone else."

Mak gave off a growl and reached back out for the counter- seam pulled them back again and sighed. "Can we please talk about why Im here?"

"Yes. Please do." the duke had taken his place behind the register and leaned back. "What brings the commoner to mine Shoppe? Art thou one of mine admires wo-" He stopped himself from saying that one common line which made Seam chuckle again and his face went a dark blue.

"I guess that's one way of putting it, but I think Ill save that for a later time. I actually came here to offer to pay you, in return for your services of course."

Rouxls scoffed. "And what part of mine services art thou refering to? ...This won't allow me to-" He shivered. "Be around that flying lunatic?"

"Jevil? Oh no. Just some cleaning."

"Cleaning?"

Seam nodded before explaining. "Why not? You need money don't you? And it seems like a fair trade to have my sheap spruced up."

The worm just stared dumbfounded at the cat......before a snicker came out of his mouth. Before another. And another. And another. Until the worm was lightly laughing at the utterly ridiculous request offered. HIM?! Clean up after an old grown darker that was more than capable of taking care of himself?! Absolutely ludacris!

"T-Thou actually expects mineself t-to cater to thine poor home like a common maid?! Hahaha. Thou's brain tis full of silly cotten if tbou thinkest I wouldst do anything like THAT!"

The cat to his credit didnt drop the patient smile and instead retorted with. "Well you are living like us common folk aren't you?" The worm stopped his chuckling tangent to stare at him. "And digging in the dirt and plucking what candy he can get from the trees for survival. Now aren't you?"

The duke sputtered angrily before slamming a hand down on the counter while pointing the other straight at him. "Now seest here you walking...c-child"s plaything! Rouxls Kaard tis not one to bend to thou's whim just because of mine bad luck! What I do tis nay any business of yours! I shant hereth any more nonsense of soulmates o-or ridiculous offers! And as soon as that Jevil gets thinself back Ill telleth thee what exactly I thinkest of this whole situation! If anything had happened to mine boy whilst I amst away I shall seest to it he gets turned into a jack in thine box!"

Seam hadn't even batted an eye at the rant, as if he had been expecting the entire thing from the start. "Well if I remember right, you're living just like the rest of us. Doesn't matter if you're rich or not Duke. You're still just as helpless as the rest of us-"

SLAM!

"GET OUT!" The worm angrily point a hand behind Seam towards the door in the front. But not before slamming his hands onto the counter. His soul throbbed with anger at the moment and Seam could clearly sense it by the way his eye tilted down towards his chest. Where one's presumed soul would be. "GETTEST THINESELF OUT AND DON'T EVER STEP FOOT NEAR MINESELF AGAIN!!"

Ever smiling, Seam didn't hesitate to obey the angry worn as he headed back towards the door. The little bat stumbling to follow along. The jingling of the bell came as the door opened and the cat stepped out. But not before saying-

"Ill see you tomorrow friend. Hopefully we can arrange a better meet up."

[where-does-the-heart-lie]

I'm dying reading the last Water is thicker than blood comic, I can't wait to see what they're up to (I've been waiting for it ever since the chapter where they get dressed up and Ace asks Luffy is he has "the stuff")

It should be illegal for Ace to be as pretty as you draw him, even when he's making a dumb face he's gorgeous. I hate him and I want to be him.

I would love to see what the Whitebeards are up to in this AU! Maybe something at the tatto parlor with the commanders? Ace with his father?

Sorry if I missed it somewhere but have you mentioned where/who Shanks is in this AU?

Great job, thanks for sharing, and have a great day!

1) im so very glad youre invested in my story hehehe :D (you’ll learn about “the stuff” soon enough :3c dont worry)

2) in the religion i practice, one of the main commandments states the following:

“Thou Shalt Not Draw Portgas D. Ace In Any Other Way Besides As Cunty As Thine Possibly can.”

And since i am such a pious man, i follow this commandment Closely. If i didnt, my God would strike me down with one swift blast of light.

3) A lot of people have been asking about the Whitebeards in this AU. I’m not much of a WBP fan, myself, so i dont really have many ideas for them, sorry :(

I do have this ask for them, hope that gives you some idea.

4) I have!

Ive decided he’s the leader of a biker gang who’s day job was as a lifeguard when luffy was hanging around him at a young age

Here ya go~

5) why thanks so much, you do the same :)))

[sonntam]

Chapter 1 of God of War "Lore and Legends": (part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

This section gathers some journal entries I wrote before Mother died and we took her ashes to the four-finger peak in Jötunheim.

I was only six when she first handed me a leather-bound sheaf of blank pages. She told me how important it is to leave stories behind as you move through life. Then she explained how my first two years of writing would be “practice”.

Sure enough, when I turned eight, we had a ceremony. Mother made her rosemary venison stew (my favorite) on the fire pit, and then we tossed my practice pages — all of them — into the flames.

I was a little sad about that, but it also made me excited to start my real journal.

—

Funny, I remember Father sitting in the corner with a frown.

He never really understood the purpose of Mother’s lessons, or all this writing stuff. I admit that I didn’t either back then, but I didn’t care because doing things with Mother was always fun.

We could just gather wild herbs in the woods, and it was an adventure! Every night she told tales of the nine realms, even when I was so sick with fever I couldn’t sit up straight. When I closed my eyes, I saw animals, dragons, giant serpents, angry gods, great ships and armies, and wolves who chased the sun and the moon across the sky.

As I read through these old pages now, I hear Mother’s low voice. I hear the prayer she taught me:

[Runes I am not transcribing]

Here’s the translation, if you can’t read runes: Lo, There do I see my Father Lo, There do I see my Mother and My Brothers and my Sisters Lo, There do I see the line of my people back to the beginning Lo, They do call to me They bid me take my place among them. Where thine enemies have been vanquished Where the brave shall live Forever Nor shall we mourn but rejoice for those that have died the glorious death.

—

I spoke a version of this prayer when I touched Mother for the last time in our hut as Father built the pyre outside.

I was sad… sadder than I’d ever felt… sadder than I could ever feel again, I’m sure of that. Everything hurt inside and it felt cold. But when I touched her and said “Lo, there do I see my Mother,” I closed my eyes and saw Mother holding her hand out, waiting for me.

It’s hard to explain. She looked happy, and I knew that look in her eyes, the one she always got before lessons began. She’d say, “Come on, Atreus. You have much to learn, and time is shorter than you think.” I knew then that she was ready to go.

I guess I sort of knew, even then, that Mother would guide us to the Mountain somehow. But now, as I reread these entries, I wonder: What about this long, dark Fimbulwinter, with all the strange things moving in the woods?

Did she know all this was coming? If so, did her lessons prepare me for this, too?

Masterpost with God of War "Lore and Legends" transcriptions.

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The Eye Of Horus is actually a cross-section of the human brain. In Genesis 32:30 Jacob called the name of the place “Peniel”: for I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved. Also, Matthew 6:22 The light of the body is the eye: If therefore thine eye be single(Pineal Gland), thy whole body shall be full of light (Matthew 6:22). Jacob & Jesus was referring to The Eye Of Horus. This is top shelf teaching. Its profoundness goes far beyond appearances, emotions and external stuff in which we often get caught up. The eye pertains to inner consciousness because everything is inner consciousness. Neurologists regard the Pineal Gland as one of the most important parts of your nervous system. It is shrouded in mystery, but as more and more people investigate it they are realizing it is essentially a spiritual antenna, the mystical 3rd eye that ancient traditions have been talking about. For many eons, the third eye has been seen as a way to reach higher levels of consciousness while still being present in a physical body. The third eye is also symbolized around the world as a Pinecone. The pineal gland is stimulated by darkness and the gland itself has light receptor cells. A decalcified pineal gland will release DMT into the brain giving a person the ability to ascend to higher levels of consciousness and dimensions. And you thought it was just an eye. This is the ancient wisdom that the current establishment does not want you to know! You are not just a lowly human. You are mighty and powerful beings capable of amazing things. The Annunaki named Thoth tried to impart this wisdom on mankind. Learn More On http://4BK.TV https://www.instagram.com/p/CkexNN1qzqU/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Sundial's DSMP Fic Recs

I am just going to mix series and standalones because I can't be bothered. I'm also going to try to include a lot of smaller fics in here instead of huge stuff like passerine and tumoasd. Most of these are also ongoing because only doing complete kind of limits recs. I say "ongoing" if series says "incomplete". And basically all of these are angst but that was expected wasn't it.

Most of these are crimeboys, I think only one or two don't have Wilbur. That was also to be expected though haha

They're all sorted by types of AUs! Below the cut :) Enjoy em!

Foster AUs

I'm ready now by BialyLis - Probably my favourite foster fic series ever. Good Wilbur and Techno angst, good parent Phil, twins duo is amazing in this, and my heart has been broken many times over by this fic. Including the most recent update. (283k) - ongoing

When it's strange to take a walk downstairs by justsummr - Crimeboys get fostered by good parent Phil (54k) - ongoing

The Neighbor's New Kid by LuminaStarCrest - Tommy-centric with bad Dream. Wilbur and Techno try to help (47k) - ongoing

encompass by lightning_anon - Tommy-centric, series that explores other characters, explores a wide variety of themes and handles them very well. (184k) - ongoing

Guitar Strings and Keyrings AU by Anonymous - Crimeboys angst, lots of it, good parent Phil, good sibling Techno, this series is so lovely, and I've reread it like 4 or 5 times now (102k) - ongoing

I didn’t think I would be here again by DizzyFixations - Phil fosters Tommy, and Wilbur spirals until he hits rock bottom. (14k) - complete

The Thing With Feathers (Hope For Tomorrow) by kay_bee_cee - Wilbur and Tommy get separated in the foster system, Wilbur isn't doing so well, Phil is his therapist pog! A fic where Wilbur actually gets therapy! Yes! (20k) - complete

Fantasy AUs

A Cursed Palace (And All of its Blessings) by Roroletsgo - Very cool fantasy AU. Wilbur likes his plants, Clingy duo are running away from something, Techno hears voice, Phil is trying his best (36k) - ongoing

scorched by fire and bone by JumpingInMuddyPuddles - Techno gets captured by the opposing army and meets Wilbur and Tommy in the camp (25k) - ongoing

The Hands Of Fate by BrokenStarryLights - Phil makes a deal with the devil to bring Techno back to life. At a cost (32k) - ongoing

Canon Divergence AUs

the dead don't dream by penink - Horror, gore, featuring a whole lot of torture and suffering and death. Crimeboys angst. Lots of it. Heed the tags (155k) - ongoing

break them right (and feel alive) by angelsdemonsducks - The series for careful son, you've got dreamer's plans. Does this really need an introduction? One of the best c!Wilbur fics out there (178k) - ongoing

It’s Not Just A Sheep by oddsalamander - Wilbur comes back to life and needs therapy so much. Oh my god, he needs so much therapy. Wilbur and Friend the sheep (94k) - ongoing series

A Cat a Day Keeps the Creepers Away by ace_enderchest (TheoreticallyAnAuthor) - c!Wilbur befriends a cat :) (17k) - ongoing

for thine is the kingdom by angelsdemonsducks - Wilbur is tied to Pogtopia after he dies, lovely c!Wilbur angst (17k) - ongoing

Wilbur Soot and His Familiars by cupqueencake - Wilbur Soot is a witch who didn't know that. He adopts familiars :) (38k) - ongoing

Gambling with Gods by 5ievel - Wilbur makes a deal with the Sky Gods. It doesn't go well. Very good angst (11k) - complete

this is the thing about fiction by acatalepsy - Phil's trying his best, revivebur struggles with antipsychotics. I'm gonna reread this one tonight again because it's so good oh my god (14k) - complete

hold on (one more time, with feeling) by angelsdemonsducks - The white streak in Wilbur's hair shows up during his time as president (28k) - complete

Contract Signed In Ash by 5ievel - Wilbur makes a deal with Dream. To test the revive book in exchange for L'manberg (6k) - complete

The Pot by Onelituli - Quackity captures the Syndicate and the casino is deadly (27k) - ongoing

Mafia AUs

Take the Stage and Deliver [SBI Mafia AU] by LittleParadox - Tommy and Tubbo form a friendship in school. Their fathers are the bosses of rival mafias. (135k) - ongoing

Clingy Duo has Made the Advancement: [Crime Family] by SilverWing15 - Wilbur is a stressed parent of two chaotic gremlin children that are in over their heads (40k) - complete

Modern AUs

Because dreaming costs money, my dear by eneliii - Tommy is a violinist, winged Tommy and Wilbur, I cried so hard I had to write 2k of fluff just to cope. It's good, believe me (15k) - complete

All of This Turbulence Wasn't Forecasted by BogFrog - Probably one of my favourite modern AU ever, Crimeboys centric, lots and lots of good angst (91k) - ongoing

Jubilee Failed by shutupanakin - Tommy meets Wilbur at a train station. Lots and lots of good crimeboys angst, oh my god I can't. Just take my kudos (29k) - ongoing

soon you've got hot chocolate by karmicpunishment - I thought this was going to be fluff. I was pleasantly wrong. Crimeboys angst, Phil and Techno are soft (10k) - complete

never planned that one day i'd be losing you by ghost_sodas - Wilbur is dead, Tommy copes (5k) - ongoing

A Very Hallmark Christmas by MollyPollyKinz - Wilbur learns about Christmas and found family (7k) - complete

Every Road Home by Jazz_intown - Crimeboys road trip AU! This one is so good, so much lovely angst, awesome all around, deserves so much love (36k) - complete

Black Honey by birdfeet - Road trip AU, Wilbur meets Tommy on the way, they bond and do some crime too (25k) - ongoing

i have to go by hehered - Wilbur is dead, bad parent Phil, Techno's trying, Tommy's sad (17k) - ongoing

For Both Our Sakes, Let Me Go by positivelypitch - Wilbur goes to stay with Phil and meets the ghost of his dead son, Tommy. I love this concept so much (21k) - ongoing

full fathom five by augurspex - If there is one fic that doesn't have nearly enough love as it deserves, it is this one. Oh my god, this fic is incredible. I got so absorbed I got on the wrong train and went to the airport by accident. Read the tags, this is so good. Wilbur and Tommy live on an island that's like a prison (29k) - complete

Miserabilia by coffewithvanilla - bad parent Phil, Crimeboys angst, I'm rereading this again instead of doing my homework woohooooo (17k) - complete

Other

unlikely events by Nymphii - Detroit: Become Human AU, Tommy is an android, Wilbur is a detective who hates androids, Techno and Phil are there, they try to find out why androids are going rogue. Very good. Highly recommend. One of the best fics I've read recently. (73k) - ongoing

Do it for him by sircantus - Gladiators AU with Twins duo angst (12k) - ongoing

The Case of the Fire Inside by trying_to_spell_both_our_names_at_once - Tommy-centric Selkie AU where Dream is evil and the rest of SBI tries to help (192k) - ongoing

Stick Boy’s Adventure by grasstastic - Tommy is an arcade machine. Yes you read that right. It's fun and angst (31k) - ongoing

what doesn't kill you makes you ugly by moonlight_mist - Uh, cannibalism AU. How do I even describe this... Detective Wilbur, Dark SBI, read the tags it's good (45k) - complete

Blood and Thunder by hydrangea_moobloom - Tommy-centric Tokyo Ghoul cannibalism AU (do NOT question why I have two of these AUs on this list) (52k) - complete

It’s a sad song, it’s a tragedy by Anonganon - o!Wilbur dies painfully (3k) - complete

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Yeeaaah… so this ended up turning out longer than I intended… but it’s a theory I felt like sharing nonetheless. Hopefully tumblr doesn’t eat this & if this is too long or odd to answer… don’t worry, I understand. I just wanted to share while it was in my head, ya know? So: Long Post Warning!

I am not 100% caught up on every chapter yet, but I do have a brief understanding of all the events up til now. So please forgive me if this has been revealed and I just don’t know about it yet.

Bell 🧚🏻 = wind spirit🌬🌪

Salamander (who honestly looks more like a dragon than a salamander so he’s gettin’ the dragon emoji) 🐲 = fire spirit 🔥

Undine 🌊 = water spirit💧

As far as I know, we don’t yet have an inkling of who the earth spirit will be or to whom he will “choose” to contract with.

Tbh, I have a some of feelings about possibilities surrounding the earth spirit…

Bell and Undine are both obviously women and I’m 96.8% sure that Salamander is a boy… but who knows, I also wouldn’t be the least bit freaking surprised if Tabata threw that back in our face and Salamander ends up being a girl like in Shrek (and on that note, I just need to ask, in Shrek 2 when Shrek and Donkey drank the Happily Ever After Potion, it’s described as “"Happily Ever After Potion maximum strength. For you and your true love. Drink of this potion and bliss will be thine, happiness, comfort, and beauty divine.” This stuff turned both Shrek and Fiona human while it turned Donkey into a pure white stallion… am I the only one that still gets peeved we never got an answer on wtf that stuff did to Dragon??? Or how it would’ve affected their dragon donkey hybrid babies??? That’s the only thing that irks me about Shrek 2… okay, whew, now that I’ve gotten that out, back to Black Clover theorizing)

Going by the assumption that Salamander is most likely a boy, it would stand to reason that the earth spirit has a good chance at being male as well like 2 female spirits, 2 male.

Salamander’s inspiration obviously comes from dragon lore, I can’t find one singularly specific mythology reference Tabata would have based Salamader on so I’m guessing Salamander is based on dragon lore.

Bell has, for the most part, 2 inspirations Tabata based her on. The main one being Sylphs have power over the skies and air. They've been delineated to have control over the wind and the clouds, and even have the ability to purify the air and control the weather itself. Sylphs are not officially from a specific type of mythology, but if they were to be categorized they’d qualify as European folklore, same as Undine and Gnome which will be explained a few bullet points later. The second and most obvious (my fav of the 2) inspiration Tabata drew from for her character is Tinkerbell; from the blond hair, green dress, gets pissed when male partner pays attention to any female that isn’t her, yeah no denying she’s based on tinkerbell; my guess is Tabata combined her with Sylphs wind magic because it was Tinkerbell’s pixie dust that Peter, the lost boys, and the Darling children used to be able to fly. “Faith, trust, & a little bit of pixie dust” (Which is even more perfect because, even if he doesn’t show it, there is no one else in the series that has more faith & trust in Asta than Yuno does… Yuno’s infinite faith/trust in Asta both drives their rivalry forward and, by this logic, is one of the very reasons Yuno can sore so high🥰).

Undine is the only spirit character, for now, that is directly based off of a real water spirit in European folklore (again, even though Sylphs technically qualify to be categorized under European mythology, as far as I know, they are not officially categorized as such which is why I say Undine is the only one) - “Undine, also spelled Ondine, is a mythological figure of European tradition, a water nymph who becomes human when she falls in love with a man but is doomed to die if he is unfaithful to her.” Being that Undine is described as being able to take human form when she falls in love with a man *cough cough* Ariel *cough cough* Black Clover’s Undine’s background states that she made a contract with the first queen of the newly formed Heart Kingdom and has thus stayed loyal and made a contract with every Heart Queen since. Maybe she fell in love with the father/brother/husband/male-figure associated with the first queen and since the queen is the predominant ruler of the heart kingdom - Undine made a contract with her to be close to this man while knowing he could/would never be hers… she wouldn’t die if her love is one sided… if her love is unsaid and unrequited then anything this man does with another woman isn’t considered being unfaithful.. and maybe she’s maintained contracts with every Heart Queen since out of sheer devotion, loyalty, and love to that original man whom she took human form for. Or she was in love with the first queen and has made a contract with every queen since out of sheer devotion, loyalty, and love not on just for that first queen but every one of her descendants. Who knows?

Tabata’s mythological references (demonology excluded because that a whole other thing) for the most part mainly circulate around Greek mythology, Norse mythology, and European folklore.

Going based off of Undine (and Sylphs) , there’s a strong possibility that this yet to be named earth spirit will possibly directly based on, even if only slightly, someone of those three categories above.

Greek mythology, I find somewhat unlikely seeing as there’s no official male god of earth in Greek mythology. There are deities that have roles related to the earth yeah… but no god surround the earth itself or the element itself. The closest thing to a god of earth in Greek mythology is Gaea - goddess of earth. Simplify it to god of dirt and still the only result is Demeter goddess of agriculture (which seems similar to Mimosa in some ways but I don’t think she will obtain an earth spirit because I think the earth spirit will have more to do with mineral earth than plants and agriculture). If there is to be any inspiration drawn from Greek mythology in terms of an earth spirit, but even this seems a little unlikely, my guess would be possibly some characteristics from Satyrs seeing as they are the male equivalent of nymphs - what Undine is technically classified as.

Norse mythology seems a bit more, but not by much at first, plausible in terms of gathering reference for an earth spirit. It probably wouldn’t be the Norse God of Earth Jörd because she is still technically a goddess and mother of earth like Gaea. However, Norse mythology does have a deity of rocks - Hrungnir is a jötunn (a type of entity contrasted with gods and other non-human figures, such as dwarfs and elves. The entities are themselves ambiguously defined, variously referred to by several other terms, including risi, thurs and troll). There is also one more Norse aspect that goes along these lines - Dvergar or Norse dwarves are entities in Norse mythology associated with rocks, the earth, deathliness, luck, technology, craft, metal work, wisdom, and greed.

Norse mythologies depictions of both jötunn and dvergar tie into the third category of European folklore’s depiction of earth deities/spirits. In European folklore, Gnome, is a dwarfish, subterranean goblin or earth spirit who guards mines of precious treasures hidden in the earth. He is represented in medieval mythologies as a small, physically deformed (usually hunchbacked) creature resembling a dry, gnarled old man. - this description is similar to that of jötunn/dvergar and also ties into Charmy being revealed as part dwarf which will most likely be explored in a later arc.

Tbh, I picture this guy’s personality being somewhere between Grumpy from Snow White, the grumpy but well-meaning and wisecrack Lorax, and Phil from Disney’s rendition of Hercules… (not only does imagining this type of personality have me laughing… imagining the 2 most whom I find most likely to be chosen by this earth spirit… imagining them being partnered up with this personality has me near cackling😂)

As for the 2 whom most likely might be the “chosen one” of this earth spirit?

Even though he is technically described as being Arcane in terms of his magical attribute, Mercury is by definition “a naturally-occurring chemical element found in rock in the earth's crust, including in deposits of coal.” So mercury is naturally occurring, derived from earth, and the fact that it can come from deposits of coal ties in perfectly to the hypothesis of this earth spirit/deity being along the lines of dwarves which (not JUST in Snow White) are heavily associated with miners in various mythologies and folklores. So even though technically classified as being arcane, I do think Nozel has a strong possibility of being chosen by the spirit of earth (+ it would make for an EVEN MORE epic rivalry between Nozel and Fuegoleon if they both have an elemental spirit) (++ based off of how dwarves are depicted in mythology and based on how I decribed how I think this guy’s personality will be, I can see this guy as wise/rational but also getting grumpy/irritated easily with a short fuse and just imagine him getting irritated and kicking Nozel in the shins when when he doesn’t communicate his feelings properly & almost always kicks Solid/Nebra/Augustus in the shins when he says something he shouldn’t have - omg this guy’ll be a hoot!!🤣)

The second possible “chosen one” of this earth spirit could be Sol. Not only is she 100% raw earth magic but I also feel like it would balance her out a bit having a male spirit attached to her and that’s where the wisdom side of the Lorax/Phil could kick in and help her not only improve as a mage but also as a person helping her not see things so one sided. You notice, even though the Blue Rose Knights are an all girl squad… Sol is the only one that goes to that much of a degree in despising men; everyone else on the squad detests men on the surface but for the most part not truly. Charlotte keeps up the façade of detesting men to both appear strong for her squad ladies but also to mask her own insecurities. Sol, while she has gotten a little better since her initial introduction, is the only one who barely tolerates men… the only one who’s depicted as not having a façade and genuinely detests all men with a few exceptions. Having a male spirit like character who does not take her BS (*shin kick💥*) but also offers her wisdom and guidance that helps her grow as a person would be phenomenal for her character overall.

I find Nozel to be the more interesting outcome (NO! not just because I’m a Nozel simp… who told you that? They lie) but either of these characters would be interesting and could improve drastically in character development and as a mage having someone like this joined at the hip.

What are your thoughts?

– Grimoire_Girl📚

OKay, okay *takes a moment* (Also: did I just stop what I was doing, just to read and reply to this? .... Maybe)

I'd like to platonically kiss you on the mouth (with your consent ofc, because consent is a big thing on this blog), because I love this. Okay the Fue simp in me was hoping to have more of him, but in the end I didn't even mind. And can I just say that I love, lovelovelove the idea of Nozel getting the Elemental Spirit of Earth.

The theory is made *so* *much* *better* by the mental image of him (supposedly 'him') being a Lorax/Phil (from now on, let's call him Phorax). Because can you just imagine this duo?! Nozel, our lovely tsun-tsun who is in need of a big, warm hug and therapy. (Like Nozel, sweetie, I know that there aren't many therapists around, but you need to talk to someone.)

I'm also thinking that since it's probable that there'll be the 2-2 divide between boy/girl spirits, because I kinda agree with you on Sal being a boy (I'm aware of Shrek 2, but unfortunately I have no answers, but I laughed *so hard* while reading that), if there'll be a divide between the Spirit forms that have wings. Because I can't see the Earth Spirit giving a flying Spirit Dive form.

I mean, what, everyone else, aka the rest 3 spirit owners can rise to the skies and then Nozel is left behind like a plucked chicken? (I'm so, so sorry for that comparison, but ain't no one leaving him behind! Nozel. Needs. To. Be. Included.) I don't think that's fair. So, it could very well be that the two else give a "grounded" Spirit form, and Bell and Undine give a flying form.

Aaaanyways... I do like your theory/thoughts on how Undine came to be. And I could very well see that to be canon.

I, honestly, have nothing further to add at this point. Because this is brilliant. I love this.

But Tabata please, give us a tiny bit more lore. Please? A pretty please